„Narrative Destroyer?” “叙事破坏者？” Tang Qi looks at Sally that goes out of Forced Narrative Area, one type is not wonderful has a premonition gives birth. 唐奇看着从强制叙事域中走出的莎莉,一种不妙预感生出。 Where he some clear(ly) has become aware this at this time „Freak Town” is, these strange aliases also disclosed some relevant information. 他此时已经有些明悟这“怪诞镇”是个什么地方,那些稀奇古怪的别名也泄露了一些相关信息。 Here probably is an extremely interesting place, each resident brings the story, once will start visits and discussions will have the determination, the role playing in the stories of other residents, this means mutually Freak Town is producing the brand-new story every time. 这里大概是个极其有趣的地方,每一位居民都自带故事,一旦进行接触就会产生判定,互相在其他居民的故事中扮演角色,这意味着怪诞镇每时每刻都在生产着全新的故事。 Here grotesque and gaudy, the inspiration from Boundless Occult is colliding. 这里光怪陆离,来自无垠神秘的灵感碰撞着。 Tang Qi understood very much why will have many lives to wallow here, even many God projection are based here. 唐奇很理解,为什么会有许多生灵在这里沉迷,甚至于还有诸多神灵投影在这里常驻。 If he is also Time many „God”, when bored, is willing to come here to play. 如果他也是一位时间很多的“神灵”,在无聊之时,也很愿意前来这里游玩。 Sally, actually has the essence unlike the tourist, traveler or the residents. 只是莎莉,却与游客、旅人或者居民都有着本质不同。 Role that she plays, is Destroyer. 她担任的角色,是破坏者。 Tang Qi can affirm, Sally with him same also by „Destiny Whore” control, accepted some instruction, participates in so-called Destiny Game. 唐奇敢肯定,莎莉与他一样也被“命运婊”控制,接受了某种指令,参与所谓的命运游戏。 In he worries, Sally bumps into the new resident. 就在他担忧时,莎莉已是迎面撞上新的居民。 This time, is family three, seems like the father to lead pair of children. 这次,是一家三口,似乎是父亲带着一对儿女。 The father wears the woolen sweater shirt, wears the eyeglasses, the brown curly hair, seems like a gentle genial middle-aged person, his daughter is very pretty, one meter five, somewhat are slightly fat, is fair-skinned, the eye is very big, his son whole face freckle, wears the tooth socket, the eye is very nimble and resourceful. 父亲穿着毛衣衬衫,戴着眼镜,棕色卷发,看起来是个温柔和善的中年人,他的女儿很漂亮,一米五,微微有些胖,皮肤白皙,眼睛很大,他的儿子则满脸雀斑,戴着牙套,眼睛很灵动。 When both sides approach three scopes, that familiar aside sound resounds once again. 当双方靠近三步范围时,那熟悉的旁白声音又一次响起。 „Determination ended...... enters Forced Narrative Area, this story TV series 【How I Met Your Mother】.” “判定结束……进入强制叙事域,本次故事系列剧【寻妈记】。” Follows the aside, in the mist ascension, marvelous precinct transformation happened: 伴随旁白,雾气升腾中,奇妙无比的变化发生: Has resumed the Witch appearance Sally to start becomes „flat”, her Witch clothes robe turned into the Knight armor, very strict armor, the eye spot was even being covered up, appearing Sally is very extremely fat, but is unimportant, because she had turned into one „picture” in character. 已经恢复女巫打扮的莎莉开始变得“扁平”,她身上的女巫衣袍变成了骑士铠甲,非常严密的铠甲,连眼睛部位都被遮掩着,显得莎莉很臃肿,但不要紧,因为她已经变成了一张“照片”里的人物。 Extremely inconceivable, but this is real. 极度不可思议,但这是真的。 This picture besides Female Knight, other three forms, the middle-aged people and pair of children, they wears the clothing of near modernization, smiles very happily. 这张照片除了女骑士外,还有另外的三道身影,中年人和一对儿女,他们都穿着近现代化的衣物,笑得很开心。 The background of picture is a countryside, has the castle, windmill, tulip, the muddy farm and a nag. 照片的背景是乡下,有城堡、风车、郁金香、泥泞农场和一匹老马。 The warm living room appears, the fireplace burns very exuberantly, light pale yellow, smiles genial middle-aged person to take a book very much, sees the oneself body previous pair of curiosity exuberant children, before the body, on the tea table has the coffee, orange juice, milk and some desserts, Sally the picture on stops up in the picture frame, places in the middle-aged person back cabinet. 温暖的客厅出现,壁炉烧得很旺盛,灯光昏黄,笑得很和善的中年人拿着一本书,看着自己身前一对好奇心旺盛的儿女,身前茶几上有咖啡、橙汁、牛奶和一些点心,莎莉所化的照片就塞在相框里,放在中年人背后的柜子上。 The middle-aged people pushed the eyeglasses, drank a coffee, is saying with a smile: „Did children prepare? Every night story Time, listening to the story to want the little darling to sleep time.” 中年人推了推眼镜,喝了口咖啡,笑着道:“孩子们准备好了么？每晚一次的故事时间,听完了故事就要乖乖去睡觉哦。” „Does not have the issue, the father.” “没问题,老爸。” „Said a bit faster, when you can meet the mother, last night you said and princess story, at night the day before yesterday was female monster, last Saturday you even said one Goddess'......” “快点讲吧,你到底什么时候才能遇上老妈,昨晚你说了和公主的故事,前天晚上是女妖,上周六你甚至说出了一位女神的尊名……” „Tonight will certainly have, I guaranteed.” “今晚一定会有,我保证。” The middle-aged people broke scolding of daughter, blinks. 中年人打断了女儿的数落,眨了眨眼。 Aside: „Daughter grew up, without the childhood was good to deceive.” 旁白:“女儿长大了,没有小时候好糊弄了啊。” huā lā! Turns page of sounds! 哗啦！翻页声！ The middle-aged people called out: „Found, in 99 pages, the number of pages that I choose specially, commemorates us first to meet.” 中年人叫道:“找到了,在99页,我特意选择的页数,纪念我们初次相遇。” „Before entering subject, the father defers to the convention as before, for you introduced that familiar Uncle Barney, he is an archer, elf from Woods of the Green Gemstone, you still remembers him, Radiant Festival he brought the gift to come to our home on that day, Ronan drinks the elf apple cider that he brought secretly, rested for three days, mentioned this......” “在进入正题之前,老爸依旧按照惯例,为你们介绍熟悉的巴尼叔叔,他是一位弓箭手,来自绿宝石之森的精灵,你们还记得他吧,光明节那天他带着礼物来过我们家了,罗南偷喝了他带来的精灵苹果酒,睡了三天,说起这个……” „Father, do not change the topic.” “老爸,不要岔开话题。” „Eh, good , to continue to introduce that you more familiar Aunt Phoebe, she is Witch, medicine that very blurry that she mixes always sometimes spirit sometimes does not work, is Uncle Steve, he was a dwarf, Tom you most likes clutching his beard...... also to have Uncle Will, he said is prince, but was actually a frog, Tom remembered certainly him, because first day met you spoken Will frightens fell into pond ha ha ha......” “额,好吧,继续介绍你们更加熟悉的菲比阿姨,她是一位女巫,很迷糊的那种,她调配的药剂总是时灵时不灵,接着是史蒂夫叔叔,他是个矮人,汤姆你最喜欢揪他的胡子了……还有威尔叔叔,他自称是王子,但其实是一只青蛙,汤姆一定记得他,因为第一天见面你就被说话的威尔吓得跌进了池塘哈哈哈……” „I know, do not change the topic , to continue, the formidable adventure group last member, was your fathers I, brave Edward, seemingly emaciated, but had the strong quality Dutch state farm operator's son.” “啊我知道,不要岔开话题,继续继续,勇者冒险团最后一位成员,就是你们的老爸我了,勇敢的爱德华,看起来孱弱,但拥有坚强品质的荷州农场主之子。” „Tonight's story must time then the previous ending, under formidable adventure group regimental commander Edward leads, we accepted the Greystone Village villagers' request, enters the secret fruit forest, we must help the villagers in giant pursue leave, it is said that is savage and powerful man-eating giant demon......” “今晚的故事要接着上一次的结尾,在勇者冒险团团长爱德华带领下,我们接受了灰石村村民们的委托,进入暗暗果实森林,我们要帮助村民们将里面的一个大个子驱逐离开,据说那是一尊凶残、强大的食人巨魔……” In the moderate sound, the mist surges again. 温和的声音中,雾气又再涌动。 That combustion the living room of fireplace is dissipating, middle-aged person Edward wore farm operator's son's clothing, two children disappear, displace, is several other characters. 那燃烧着壁炉的客厅正在消散,中年人爱德华穿上了农场主之子的衣物,两个孩子消失,取而代之的,是另外几个人物。 In the dark forest, has the sharp ear green-haired elf archer to emerge out of thin air, a face is blurry, wears tall Mao golden curly hair Witch, the whole body is furry, only then one meter three dwarf, as well as a green skin frog that wears the prince royal crown...... Their group goes toward the deep woods. 黑暗的森林内,有着尖耳绿发的精灵弓箭手凭空出现,一脸迷糊,戴着高帽的金色卷发女巫,浑身毛茸茸,只有一米三的矮人,以及一只戴着王子冠冕的绿皮青蛙……他们一行往森林深处而去。 The fierce combat sound, transmits from the distant place. 剧烈的战斗动静,从远处传来。 The aside resounds: „In this adventure, the father I met your mother, I am unable to forget that I lead your Uncle Barney and Aunt Phoebe and Uncle Steve and Uncle Will, we arrive at the deep woods, we saw ‚big iron pot’ is initiating the charge to giant demon......” 旁白响起:“就是在这次冒险中,老爸我遇上了你们的老妈,我至今都无法忘记那一幕,我带着你们的巴尼叔叔、菲比阿姨、史蒂夫叔叔、威尔叔叔,我们来到森林深处,我们看到了一个‘大铁罐头’正在向一头巨魔发起冲锋……” Beyond picture, two sound that is the child conveys: 画面外,两道属于孩子的声音传来: „Big iron pot head?” “大铁罐头？” „You said that our mother are the iron pot heads?” “你说我们的老妈是铁罐头？” „, This is unimportant, what this is the adjective...... is important is following, the formidable adventure group will soon lend a hand to help that Female Knight, your Aunt Phoebe took out the crucible from the bosom, she starts to make fire by boring a hole in wood......” “呃,不是不是,这不重要,这是形容词……重要的是后续,勇者冒险团即将出手帮助那位女骑士,你们的菲比阿姨从怀里取出了坩埚,她开始钻木取火……” „Makes fire by boring a hole in wood? The father, Aunt Phoebe is not Witch, her Flame magic, won't the flint even have brought even?” “钻木取火？老爸,菲比阿姨不是女巫么,她不会火焰魔法就算了,难道连打火石也没带？” „This is unimportant, your Uncle Barney has projected the elf bow and arrow, he hit a target very much unfortunately innocent squirrel 10 meters away......” “这不重要,你们的巴尼叔叔已经射出了精灵弓箭,很不幸他射中了十一只无辜松鼠……” „Father, Uncle Barney by the archer who elf do catch up with?” “老爸,巴尼叔叔是被精灵们赶出来的弓箭手么？” „almost, but this is unimportant, your Uncle Steve is pulling up the ground diligently the battle axe, that is a little as if heavy......” “差不多,不过这也不重要,你们的史蒂夫叔叔正在努力拔起地上的战斧,那似乎有点重……” „Uncle Will had escaped right, just like the previous time, he will say that can look for the princess kiss to awake oneself?” “威尔叔叔已经逃跑了对么,和上次一样,他会说要去找公主吻醒自己？” „Do not blindly guess, this time Uncle Will has fainted, decided truly combat victory and defeat, is brave Edward, I will soon initiate the charge......” “不要瞎猜,这次威尔叔叔已经晕过去了,真正决定战斗胜负的,是勇敢的爱德华,我即将发起冲锋……” ...... …… Beyond the true picture, the Tang Qi resigned-looking color, he has understood Forced Narrative that probably this Sally meets, is what story. 真正的画面外,唐奇一脸无奈之色,他已经大概明白这次莎莉遇上的强制叙事,是个什么样的故事。 But transformation, in next quarter appearance. 而变化,也在下一刻出现。 Is that deep woods, with man-eating giant demon combat „big iron pot” Female Knight stops suddenly, she turns around to charge into the adventure group member. 就是那森林深处,正与食人巨魔战斗的“大铁罐头”女骑士忽然停下,她转身冲向冒险团成员。 The so-called archer, Witch, dwarf and frog worked , throws toward the forest outside. 将所谓的弓箭手、女巫、矮人和青蛙等抓起,一手一个,往森林外扔去。 Is one's turn brave Edward quickly, he is maintaining the charge posture, received the biggest strength attendance, changes to the luminous spot to be thrown together to the remote horizon. 很快轮到勇敢的爱德华,他保持着冲锋姿势,受到了最大的力量照顾,化作一道光点被扔向遥远的天边。 The tranquil aside, at this time because of this accident, seems startled, and Wrath. 原本平静的旁白,此时因为这变故,显得惊慌且愤怒。 Aside: „No, what are you making? You cannot kick male protagonist, this is the fantasy comedy, is not the Hero Female Knight biography, stops quickly......” 旁白:“不,你在做什么？你不能把男主角踢走,这是个奇幻喜剧,不是英雄女骑士传记,快住手……” Under Sally surface armor, is smiling brightly, turns round to move toward man-eating giant demon. 莎莉面甲下,灿烂笑着,回身走向食人巨魔。 Scoff! 嗤！ In the blazing sword light, giant demon drops down. 炽烈的剑光中,巨魔倒下。 The first layer narrative territory changes to the mist to dissipate, the warm living room reappears, puts on the Edward face of shirt woolen sweater to do intentionally terrifying, is pinching the throat intentionally, with the low and deep hoarse sound , to continue to say to the child who a two face is compelling ignorant: 第一层叙事域化作雾气消散,温暖的客厅再现,穿着衬衫毛衣的爱德华一脸故作恐怖,故意捏着嗓子,用低沉嘶哑的声音,对着两个一脸懵逼的孩子继续道: „Very fearful, this is your old......” “是不是很可怕,这就是你们的老……” Obviously, he tries to save the story. 显然,他试图挽救故事。 But in the meantime, in Edward behind picture frame, that „iron pot” complanation Sally, lifts the finger suddenly, aims at two children, only has the sound that they can hear to resound: 可就在此时,爱德华身后的相框里,那“铁罐头”般的平面化莎莉,忽然抬起手指,指向两个孩子,唯有他们能听到的声音响起: „Misfortune Curse!” “厄运诅咒！” This picture appears, the living room also starts to atomize, resounded compared with a former more startled aside. 这画面出现,客厅也开始雾化,比之前更加惊慌的旁白响起。 „You tampered with the lines, this was anything launches, this was the comedy, was the comedy, was not the terrifying ghost piece, you cannot do that......” “你又篡改台词了,这是什么展开,这是喜剧,是喜剧啊,不是恐怖鬼片,你不能这么做……” In the scream of aside, the narrative territory collapses completely. 旁白的尖叫中,叙事域完全崩溃。 Sally is separated from the mist once again, restores the original appearance. 莎莉又一次脱离雾气,恢复原本的模样。 Her behind, two children change to two different forms respectively, seems not the human race, they is a face are also inconceivable, the Wrath look, after being separated from „role”, left directly same place, flees to other borough regions. 她的身后,两个孩子各自化作两道不同的身影,似乎都不是人类种族,他们也都是一脸不可思议、愤怒的神色,脱离“角色”之后,直接离开了原地,逃往小镇其他区域。 But middle-aged person Edward, on his face appears dread and awakens two looks, pesters together. 而中年人爱德华,他的脸上浮现出恐惧和醒悟两种神色,纠缠在一起。 Finally, he as if understood anything. 最终,他似乎明白了什么。 In the surface reappearing is regrettable, but turns into together the smiling face finally, is nodding to Sally, he starts to atomize disappears. 面上浮现遗憾,但最终变成一道笑容,对着莎莉点点头,他开始雾化消失。 Familiar Info Fragment, this second flows in the Tang Qi eye pupil. 熟悉的信息碎片,这一秒在唐奇眼眸内流淌过去。 „The series fantasy comedy ‚How I Met Your Mother’...... the narrative structure had been destroyed...... this/should borough resident to be forced to pursue leaves...... him to return to time-space, borough related memory is erased...... him to express thanks to Destroyer.” “系列奇幻喜剧‘寻妈记’……叙事结构已被破坏……该小镇居民被强制驱逐离开……他将回归原本时空,小镇相关记忆将被抹除……他向破坏者表达感谢。” ...... …… „Thank?” “感谢？” Similarly destroyed narration, this time had the different results, Tang Qi couldn't help looking that will soon be pursued Edward that left to that inquired into 1~2. 同样被破坏的叙事,这次有了不同结果,唐奇忍不住要看向那即将被驱逐离开的爱德华,探究一二。 But at this time, he detected a moving restlessly atmosphere. 可就在这个时候,他察觉到了一丝躁动的氛围。 Source, then incessantly destroyed narrative territory, but is entire Freak Town. 源头,不止那被破坏的叙事域,而是整个怪诞镇。 Originally lively and harmonious borough, because as if two narrative territories were destroyed, was triggered the warning. 原本热闹、和谐的小镇,似乎因为两次叙事域被毁去,被触发了警报。 It looks like two stones, was smashed into the tranquil lake surface. 就像是两颗石头,被砸入平静的湖面。 The next second, Sally in the main street front, connects the borough residents of 10 several different race and different shape to appear, their tacit walks toward Sally, bringing the compulsory Divine Power thick fog to seem tidal wells up. 下一秒,莎莉所在主街道前方,接连十几道不同种族、不同形态的小镇居民出现,他们默契的朝着莎莉走来,带着强制性神力的浓雾好似潮水般涌来。 The vision that Tang Qi condenses sweeps, actually sees one group of recent information to blast out. 唐奇凝聚的目光扫过去,却见一团新的信息炸开。 „Will soon start the new determination, this Forced Narrative Area is...... the Epic War comedy 【Cautious Sir Queen】.” “即将开启新判定,本次强制叙事域为……史诗战争喜剧【慎重的女王大人】。” ps: Seeks the feedback, the effect good fat fish to restore three tomorrow, everyone helps me act boldly. ps:求反馈,效果好胖鱼明天恢复三更,大家帮我放放胆吧。