LM :: Volume #3 疯狂时代

#803: master you need a spouse


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Boundless Occult, magic-less world is restoring, fine huge Spirit-connecting Box is turning over, is demonstrating card. 无垠神秘,无魔世界正在恢复,精美巨大的通灵之匣翻转着,展示着一张张卡牌 Tang Qi sighed, rubbed a forehead, sat well the body on God Chair leaned slightly a angle, the elbow is supporting broadly ice-cold hand, hand backstay chin of oneself, vague showing the whites of the eyes. 唐奇叹了口气,揉搓了一下眉心,端坐在神椅上的身躯微微侧了个角度,手肘撑着宽阔冰冷的把手,手背撑着自己的下巴,隐晦的翻着白眼。 Have no reason, he wants to make this movement. 没有理由,他就是想做这个动作。 Tang Qi affirms now very much, the oneself buttocks following chair Fuck, before that dread appearance was an attire. 唐奇现在很肯定,自己屁股下面的椅子“法克”,之前那恐惧的模样就是装的。 This second is still continuing talking endlessly, each phrase revealed richmourning ’ the fellow of aura, is real Fuck. 这一秒还在持续着的“喋喋不休”,每一个字眼都显露出浓郁的“丧’气息的家伙,才是真实的法克 Tang Qi only put out two characters, the chair under buttocks replied enough a 256 character, including punctuation symbol. 唐奇只吐出了两个字,屁股下的椅子回复了足足两百五十六个字,包括标点符号 The middle divulged the oneself origin respectively, divulged the original master Bakefast hobby, simultaneously attacks Destiny Goddess crazily. 中间分别泄露了自己的来历,泄露了原主人贝克法斯特的爱好,同时疯狂攻击命运女神 Therefore this shadow becomes Life, is a Destiny Goddess' joke causes, but Bakefast this fallen from the sky God of Knowledge, does the biggest hobby borrow God Chair to peep Above the Occult many Goddess' to bathe?” “所以这影子之所以成为生命,是命运女神的一次玩笑导致,而贝克法斯特这位已陨落的知识之神,最大的爱好借用神椅偷窥神秘之上诸多女神的沐浴?” Tang Qi digested these information fast, the side verified Bakefast indeed is special God. 唐奇快速消化了这些信息,侧面印证了贝克法斯特的确是一位特殊神灵 Vulgar God of Knowledge! 恶俗知识之神 Tang Qi is supporting the chin, after planning waits for talking incessantly in mind to stop, again the connection inquires. 唐奇撑着下巴,打算等着脑海中的唠叨停下之后,再接口进行提问。 Fuck's talked endlessly also has the rhythm, the idle time came in time, Tang Qi after a that long and disconsolate sigh, the Mind deep place just about to puts out saying: Fuck......” 法克的喋喋不休也是有节奏的,停歇如期而至,唐奇在那悠长、惆怅的一道叹息之后,心灵深处刚要吐出道:“法克……” That F character just about to tumbles from the Tang Qi tip of tongue, the new sound came. 那个“f”字符刚要从唐奇舌尖翻滚出去,新的声音来了。 Really, my new master does not like me, so silent sad, after looking like consoles oneself repeatedly, enters Sage Time Bakefast, this bad ugly old man often does that extremely bored movement.” “果然,我的新主人也不喜欢我,如此的沉默悲伤,就像是多次自我安慰之后进入贤者时间贝克法斯特,这恶劣的丑老头经常这么做,极度无聊的运动。” Is good because of my together shadow, my main body unlucky, it must after all with the old man close contact.” “好在我只是一道影子,我的本体才更加倒霉,毕竟它要和老头亲密接触。” These are unimportant, such loathed I, the existence value, Fuck, why I have not been able to kill oneself.” “不过这些都不重要,这么被厌恶的我,还有存在的价值么,法克,我为什么无法杀死自己。” New master, I felt your profoundness, you know how to let together the shadow suicide?” “新主人,我感受到了你的渊博,你知道如何让一道影子自杀么?” ...... …… Shut up, Fuck.” “闭嘴,法克。” Incomparably rare, Tang Qi shouted in a low voice. 无比稀罕的,唐奇低声喝道。 However immediately, Tang Qi detected that oneself somewhat is for no reason rude, induces silently. 不过马上,唐奇察觉到自己无端有些失态,默默进行感应。 The conclusion is nothing unusual, not existence secret pollution, he has not suffered unable by the mental attack that perception comes out. 结论是没有任何异常,不存在隐秘的“污染”,他也没有遭受无法被感知出来的精神攻击。 His loses self-control, purely by Fuck making. 他的失态,纯粹就是被“法克”给弄出来的。 Talking endlessly of this shadow has mysterious magic power, from the beginning listens to make people feel reluctantly, subsequently is disconsolate, to afterward was Wrath slightly. 这影子的喋喋不休有着神奇的魔力,一开始听着让人感觉无奈,继而惆怅,到后来就是微微的愤怒 Makes Tang Qi helpless, is the response of following shadow. 更让唐奇无奈的,是接下来影子的反应。 As belongs to oneself special Life, Fuck's came from the Tang Qi's order irresistibly. 作为已经归属于自己的特殊生命,法克的确是无法抵抗来自唐奇的命令。 Therefore, it has not really opened the mouth again, is only an extremely vivid dynamic picture, projected in Tang Qi's Mind. 所以,它真的没有再开口,只是将一幅极其生动的动态画面,投射到了唐奇的心灵之中。 It seems like, has the previous generation frames animation feeling. 看起来,有种前世“定格动画”的感觉。 What description is pitch-dark God Chair, various places are flooding the trace of personification, pitiful squatting in the corner, is hanging down the head, with the finger drawing a circle circle, low and deep, loses , and sad aura fills the air crazily, making one unable to bear want to comfort it. 描绘的是一张黑漆漆的神椅,各处都充斥着拟人化的痕迹,可怜兮兮的蹲在角落里,低垂着头颅,用手指画着圈圈,低沉、失落且悲伤的气息疯狂弥漫出来,让人忍不住想要去安慰它。 , Was this frames the animation also to match the captions excessively very much intimately, changed to bubble, gū dū gū dū braves. 更过分的,是这定格动画还很贴心的搭配了字幕,化作一颗一颗气泡,咕嘟咕嘟冒出来。 Without the sound, having the sound is more moving. 没声音,却比有声音更加动人。 I have not vainly hoped for and Hope shadow together, I played with by Destiny.” “我是一道没有梦想和希望的影子,我被命运玩弄了。” I fondly remember my old master, It is very ugly and bad, likes peeping, consoles oneself, but I know that It is very good God.” “我怀念我的老主人,祂很丑陋且恶劣,喜欢偷窥,同时自我安慰,但我知道祂是一位很好的神灵。” I currently have new master, he seems like the temperament to be not quite good, I have the reason to suspect, he and Destiny Goddess are the same , because lacks the harmonious family life......” “我现在有了一位新主人,他看起来脾气不太好,我有理由怀疑,他和命运女神一样,是因为缺少和谐的家庭生活……” Shortly new captions bubble is still braving, Tang Qi scattered Wrath for no reason finally. 眼看着新的“字幕气泡”还在冒出来,唐奇终于驱散了无端的愤怒 Similar posture, but Tang Qi traded a direction, in the heart opens the mouth, breaks bubble saying: Fuck, I need your help.” 还是同样的姿势,但唐奇换了一个方向,在心底开口,打断气泡道:“法克,我需要你的帮助。” gū dū 咕嘟 Almost is immediately, projection has transformation. 几乎是立刻的,投影发生变化 All bubble stagnate shatter, shadow that lost low and deep „” one buoyed up. 所有气泡凝滞破碎,原本低沉失落的影子“唰”一下振作了起来。 It becomes incomparably lively, familiar talks incessantly to resound in the Tang Qi Mind deep place. 它变得无比活泼,熟悉的唠叨响起在唐奇心灵深处。 I know, my new master needs me “我就知道,我的新主人需要我” „, master first do not say, making Boundless Occult most have wisdom shadow Fuck to guess.” “不不,主人你先不要说,让无垠神秘最具智慧的影子法克来猜一下。” New master you are so hot tempered, making me come to see your race.” “新主人你这么暴躁,让我来看看你的种族。” Oh, is human, human was most senseless.” “哇哦,是人类,人类最无趣了。” According to the most senseless race ranking of old master statistics, human is listed at the list 63rd position, craves in slaughters mutually, craves in plundering, various aspect very mediocre races.” “根据老主人统计的最无趣种族排行榜,人类排在榜单第六十三位,一个非常热衷于互相厮杀,热衷于掠夺,各方面都非常平庸的种族。” Naturally these are unimportant, must make human is peaceful, what need is the spouse.” “当然这些都不重要,要让人类变得安静下来,需要的是配偶。” Therefore, was the time is Fuck's new master looks for the spouse who a beam energy spread sent out the richest female hormone, the people of Tenira Clan how, they had several special organs, the flavor that armpit inside sent out, even can attract some whale beasts of vagrant, was energetic.” “所以,是时候为法克的主人寻找一位能散发出最浓郁雌性激素的配偶了,泰尼拉族的人怎么样,她们拥有好几个特殊器官,腋窝里面散发出的味道,甚至能吸引一些流浪的鲸兽,非常带劲。” Thump! Thump! Thump!” “咚!咚!咚!” Fuck's talks incessantly is broken truly, after it Tenira Clan female image projection to the Tang Qi Mind deep place, Tang Qi has to begin. 法克的唠叨被真正打断,就在它将泰尼拉族雌性的形象投射到唐奇心灵深处之后,唐奇不得不动手了。 With finger lightly, Fuck that similar extreme velocity rap the performance was disturbed the rhythm unceasingly. 伴随着手指轻点,法克那类似“极速rap”的表演不断被干扰节奏。 When it becomes rough, the Tang Qi's sound at the right moment conveys. 在它变得磕磕绊绊时,唐奇的声音适时传来。 On his face unemotional, tone as if somewhat ice-cold, in the eye pupil is not mincing matter malice. 他的脸上面无表情,语气似乎有些冰冷,眼眸里面则是毫不掩饰的恶意 Fuck, do you have the animal that what likes?” 法克,你有什么喜欢的动物么?” Un, inborn melancholy frog that and is unable to exude the cry how?” “嗯,一只天生忧郁且无法发出叫声的青蛙怎么样?” Bang!” “嘭!” As God, must as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced. 作为神灵,言出法随是必须的。 When the Tang Qi sound has not fallen, Morphing Spell has discharged ahead of time. 唐奇声音还未落下时,变形咒已提前施放。 The next second, Tang Qi stands in the dark void place, dragged the divinity tentacle, near the foot was having a green skin frog, the facial features personification, a pair of eyeball was giant, incomparably melancholy sad, with one type as if looked disappointing the vision looks at Tang Qi. 下一秒,唐奇重新站在幽暗虚空处,身后摇曳着神性触手,脚边多出了一只绿皮青蛙,五官拟人化,一双眼球巨大,无比忧郁悲伤,用一种仿佛看“辜负者”的目光看着唐奇 The Tang Qi's idea uses Chair of Bakefast immediately the strength, helping oneself seek for Sally, and will peep at the future secret. 原本唐奇的想法是立刻使用“贝克法斯特之椅”的力量,帮助自己寻找莎莉,并窥视未来的隐秘。 But obviously, Fuck takes the God Chair shadow, as special Life, true divine object is not easy-to-use. 但显然,法克作为神椅的影子,作为一种特殊生命,并没有真正神物那么好用。 Tang Qi has many experiences in Occult Side, the experience are excessively massive strange supernatural beings, such as Monarch Octopus such hard to deal with giant beast, Tang Qi can also develop the friend to relate. 唐奇神秘侧已经有了诸多经历,见识过大量稀奇古怪的超凡生物,如“君主章鱼”这么难缠的巨兽,唐奇也能发展成朋友关系。 But resembles Fuck character such bad supernatural beings, Tang Qi also meets for the first time. 可像“法克”性格这么恶劣的超凡生物,唐奇也是首次遇见。 Bakefast is Chaos Faction God, Fuck takes the divine object shadow that his casting has, naturally also belongs to Chaos Faction. 贝克法斯特混乱阵营神灵,法克作为祂铸造出的神物的影子,自然也归属于混乱阵营 This verified a Occult Side rule once again: Chaos Faction besides villain, but also produces massive funny ratios.” 这又一次印证了神秘侧的一条规律:“混乱阵营除了恶棍之外,还出产大量的逗比。” Fuck, is best quality goods. 法克,属于其中的极品。 Tang Qi is unable to serve the purpose at once, the wicked interest outbreak, punishes directly. 唐奇一时之间无法达到目的,恶趣味发作,直接进行惩处。 Although Fuck is also Divinity Creature, but does not have the resistivity under Morphing Spell magic power, the smog ascends changes to a sad frog directly, the clear tears spin in its eye socket immediately, anybody will look will give birth does not endure, except for discharge spell Tang Qi. 法克虽然也算是神性生物,但在变形咒魔力之下毫无抵抗力,烟雾升腾中直接化作一只悲伤青蛙,晶莹泪水立刻就在它的眼眶里面打转,任何人看了都会生出不忍,除了施放魔咒的唐奇 He felt for the first time peaceful so precious comfortable, making one like. 他还是首次感觉“安宁”是如此的宝贵舒适,让人欢喜。 ...... …… Restored magic-less world, some civilian house, in basement. 恢复的无魔世界,某座平民房屋,地下室内。 The Juno salt fish body deeply gets sucked in the worn-out sofa, she is having one not one is glancing not far away ground, disorderly rough looks at very knockoff magic formation. 朱诺咸鱼般的身躯深深陷在破旧沙发里面,她正有一眼没一眼的瞟着不远处地面,凌乱粗糙一看就很山寨的魔法阵 Towering, bang in a sound, the white smog leaves from the magic formation implosion. 突兀的,“嘭”的一道声响中,白茫茫的烟雾从魔法阵内爆出。 When the young girl sees in the smog, small and exquisite that appears, but is throwing over the obvious dragon scale, is growing dragon corner/horn, is fanning dragon wing(s), silver white imitates all over the body when Dream small beast, this salt fish was used to the young girl is first shocked. 当少女看见烟雾内,显现出的一条小巧玲珑,但披着明显的龙鳞,生长着龙角,扇动着龙翼,通体银白仿若梦幻的小兽时,这咸鱼惯了的少女先是愣住。 The next second, she must send out together the deafening scream immediately, is good awakens promptly because of her, palm one mouth that covers oneself. 下一秒,她立刻就要发出一道震耳欲聋的尖叫,好在她及时醒悟过来,手掌啪一下捂住自己的嘴。 In the eye pupil, the exciting color is unable to contain. 眼眸里面,兴奋之色无法遏制。 Meanwhile, exhaustive with the dragonet related information, seems to be swamping into the Juno mind through that magic formation. 同时,详尽的与小龙相关的信息,似乎正通过那魔法阵涌入朱诺脑海之中。 supernatural beings: Frostwing, childhood body Frost Giant Dragon......” 超凡生物:霜寒之翼,幼年体冰霜巨龙……” Had been remoulded memory Juno, is unable to distinguish anything. 已经被重塑过记忆朱诺,自是无法分辨出什么来。 She only knows, she vainly hoped for from infancy to maturity was realized, the pleasant surprise sweeps across her Mind. 她只知道,她从小到大的梦想就这么被实现了,惊喜席卷她的心灵 „, I really had the a dragon.” “是真的,我真的拥有了一条龙。” Is it possible that I am protagonist of this world , rode the adventure story of dragon young girl to start.” “莫非我才是这个世界的主角,哇,骑龙少女的冒险故事要开始了。” These in the thought twinkle of accent, Juno had not discovered completely, her behind dim light ripples, helpless Tang Qi looks at this with a smile, then turns around, is separated from this world, toward extremely remote place return. 这些不着调的念头闪烁中,朱诺完全没发现,她的身后幽光荡漾,唐奇无奈笑着看着这一幕,而后转身,脱离这个世界,往极遥远之地回归。 Near his foot, a sad frog eye tearful, jumps following that. 他的脚边,一只悲伤青蛙眼泪汪汪,一跳一跳的跟上。 ps: The renewal...... asked the monthly ticket, was important, asks everyone. ps:还有更新……求月票,非常重要,拜托大家了。
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