LLH :: Volume #4

#42: In the new year first punches


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Cook lv1 ( 3 / 100 ) 厨艺lv1(3/100) The Masahiko wood the face, was giving Sarah the heavy responsibility of boiled dumpling. 正彦木着脸,把煮饺子的重任交给了萨拉。 But dozens stuffed dumplings that he himself makes, all fed to the fat cat...... 而他自己煮出来的几十个饺子,全都喂给了胖猫…… Father, how do you achieve?” A Sarah face opens the mouth surprisedly. “父亲,您是怎么做到的?”萨拉一脸惊奇地开口。 The boiled dumpling, Masahiko can also boil the strange flavor obviously simply, but Sarah looked on his complete operation, has not detected the difference, this is really somewhat mysterious. 明明是简简单单地煮饺子,正彦也能煮出来奇奇怪怪的味道,而萨拉旁观了他的全部操作,都没察觉出异样,这实在是有些神奇。 Damn System, pit I.” “该死的系统,又坑我。” Masahiko does not have the means to explain, he does not know when this cook skill appears, how to appear, but the lv1 cook, even the boiled dumpling can boil the strange taste...... the fat cat to shut out unexpectedly. 正彦没办法解释,他都不知道这个厨艺技能是什么时候出现,怎么出现的,而lv1的厨艺,居然连煮饺子都能煮出怪味……胖猫都嫌弃。 Said, more than 100 years I do not have to make several food, this skill had not activated, before had not limited the level in lv1, that can also eat...... is limited by System now, is completely the stream of consciousness chef.” “说起来,这一百多年我就没自己做过几次饭,这项技能就一直没激活,以前没把水平限制在lv1,那还能吃……现在受到系统限制,完全是个意识流厨师了。” Masahiko somewhat hesitates must add, loves dearly the testimony point actually not, but feared oneself become kitchen god by some chance, could not get used to seeing cannot eat up food that others made is very troublesome...... is not the narcissism, this was to the self-confidence of System skill. 正彦有些犹豫要不要加点,倒不是心疼见证点,而是怕自己万一变成‘厨神’,看不惯也吃不下其他人做的饭那就很麻烦了……不是自恋,这是对系统技能的自信。 When previous time boils the thing to come?” Masahiko looks looking pensive to Kimimaro, he remembers that some time ago roasted a fish to eat to Kimimaro. “上次煮东西是什么时候来着?”正彦若有所思地看向君麻吕,他记得不久前烤了一条鱼给君麻吕吃。 Wasn't that time matter? Has not roasted to Kisame fortunately, otherwise must be laughed dead.” “不会是那个时候的事儿吧?还好没给鬼鲛烤,否则得被笑话死。” Meow ~ you must give you! Be not staring with that look this meow!” “喵呜~你要就给你!别用那种眼神盯着本喵!” The fat cat yells makes noise, Masahiko then discovered, Kimimaro looks the fat cat eats the stuffed dumpling that he makes, the eye was red. 胖猫喊叫出声,正彦这才发现,君麻吕看着胖猫吃他煮出来的饺子,眼睛都红了。 Fat cat, you eat, you looked that you became thin from lack of food.” Masahiko opens the mouth with a smile, is really not cruel enough to make Kimimaro this silly child eat. “胖猫,你吃吧,你看你都饿瘦了。”正彦笑着开口,实在不忍心让君麻吕这傻孩子吃。 The fat cat is very suffering, came from Hidden Leaf cleverly, eats this type of things. 胖猫很委屈,从木叶被通灵过来,就给它吃些这种东西。 Eats clean, do not waste.” “吃光,别浪费。” Fat cat: „......” 胖猫:“……” Fortunately, dozens stuffed dumplings, to its this competitive eating, are only appetizer, sets the base. 还好,几十个饺子,对它这种大胃王来说,只是个开胃小菜儿,垫垫底而已。 Quick, the Sarah's second pot stuffed dumpling boils, finally can serve a meal. 很快,萨拉的第二锅饺子煮好,终于可以开饭了。 Just divided the tableware, the Ramen Ichiraku hall door is shoved open, Kushina and Konan drew Naruto to walk. 刚分完碗筷,一乐拉面馆店门就被人推开,玖辛奈小南拉着鸣人走了进来。 Kushina specific goal: „Did great grandfather, serve a meal?” 玖辛奈目的明确:“太爷爷,开饭了吗?” Konan makes noise the regards: Teacher, happy new year.” 小南出声问候:“老师,新年好。” Naruto neglects Masahiko: Sister Bai!” 鸣人忽略正彦:“白姐姐!” The Masahiko corners of the mouth pull out, without managing Naruto, „was your dines? That folding doors?” 正彦嘴角一抽,没理鸣人,“你们这是来蹭饭来了?那两扇门呢?” They at the management New Year celebration, could not perhaps have gotten out of the way at noon.” “他们还在主持新年庆典,中午恐怕走不开了。” Masahiko nods, shifts to Naruto, shows evilly the smile, Naruto, do you want to take a beating?” 正彦点点头,转向鸣人,露出‘邪恶’的笑容,“鸣人,你是又想挨揍了是吧?” Meow ~ stupid fox cannot distinguish clearly the men and women.” “喵呜~笨狐狸分不清男女。” The fat cat such remarks mouth, Masahiko pitied looked at its two, making its cat face compel ignorant. 胖猫此话一出口,正彦就怜悯地看了它两眼,让它猫脸懵逼。 The next second, it was worked on by Kushina, „did great grandfather, the small fox tell me it is Nibi (Two-Tails)?” 下一秒,它被玖辛奈一把抓起,“太爷爷,小狐狸告诉我它是二尾?” Un, Nibi (Two-Tails) cat column strength.” “嗯,二尾猫柱力。” „It seems like makes up very much, the great grandfather, the new year's celebration we eats the cat.” “看起来很补啊,太爷爷,过年我们吃猫吧。” „, Makes up very much.” Masahiko makes up the blade. “啊,是很补。”正彦补刀。 Meow ~!” “喵呜~!” The fat cat has a big shock, the ear raises up, two red tails drill from it behind, the next second received went back...... Kushina to present nine tails behind, the tail many were the extraordinary, fat cat second instigated. 胖猫大惊失色,耳朵竖起,两条红色尾巴从它身后钻出,下一秒又收了回去……玖辛奈身后出现了九条尾巴,尾巴多就是了不起,胖猫秒怂。 The fat cat suddenly wants to return to Hidden Leaf, it thought of its cat slave daily...... 胖猫突然想回木叶,它想念它的猫奴天天了…… Masahiko smiles, do not bully it, Kushina, teaches Naruto to be important.” 正彦笑笑,“别欺负它了,玖辛奈,还是管教鸣人要紧。” Naruto makes faces, mother said that in the new year makes me relax for three days.” 鸣人做了个鬼脸,“母亲说新年让我放松三天的。” The next second, he was carried to spank by Kushina. 下一秒,他就被玖辛奈拎起来打了屁股。 A Masahiko face takes pleasure in others' misfortunes, is really the naive child, what words believe. 正彦一脸幸灾乐祸,真是天真的孩子,什么话都信。 ...... …… A farce ended, the Sarah's third pot stuffed dumpling has also boiled, Masahiko produced a large-scale round table with Wood Release, several people sit facing each other minute/share of stuffed dumpling to eat. 一场闹剧结束,萨拉的第三锅饺子也已煮好,正彦木遁造了一个大型圆桌,几人对坐分饺子吃。 Great grandfather, is this food that you invent?” A Kushina face is surprised. “太爷爷,这是您发明的食物?”玖辛奈一脸惊奇。 Masahiko coughs clear, just wants to acknowledge, remembers that oneself boil...... 正彦清咳一声,刚想承认,又想起自己煮的那个…… „, It is not. This is the craftsmanship of being lost, the great grandfather had eaten in childhood, described to Sarah, she returned to original state.” “哦,不是。这是失传的手艺,太爷爷小时候吃过,描述给萨拉,她来还原的。” This...... the flavor is good. younger sister Sarah, is late to teach me.” Kushina opens the mouth saying that rank randomly. “这样啊……味道不错。萨拉妹妹,晚点教教我吧。”玖辛奈开口道,辈分乱得不行。 „The Sarah elder sister, teaches me while convenient.” Konan then opens the mouth. “萨拉姐,顺便也教教我吧。”小南接着开口。 Does not have the issue.” Sarah said with a smile. “没问题。”萨拉笑道。 Masahiko is actually startled slightly, Konan did not call Elder Sister Sarah, he cannot think that this daughter age is big. 正彦却微微一怔,小南不叫萨拉姐姐,他都想不起来这个女儿年龄已经不小了。 Hidden Leaf 42 years, her is 16 years old, now...... 28? Probably should get married.” Masahiko shoots a look at her two eyes, cannot open the mouth. 木叶42年,她16岁,现在……28了?好像该嫁人了。”正彦瞥她两眼,没能开口。 Later said.” Pet phrase of dragging sickness patient. “以后再说。”拖延症患者的口头禅。 Masahiko somewhat has mixed feelings, has not paid attention to three young boys and three big girls chatted anything on the table, unknowingly, on the table was only left over him and fat cat two. 正彦心情有些复杂,没怎么关注三个小男孩儿和三个大女孩儿在餐桌上聊了些什么,不知不觉,餐桌上就只剩下他和胖猫两只了。 The Masahiko physique is good, digests, eats a lot, but was still well below fat cat inhuman fellow. 正彦体质好,消化好,吃得多,可仍旧远远不如胖猫这个非人的家伙。 Sarah once again was abundant the stuffed dumpling, Masahiko withdrew from battlefield finally. 萨拉又一次盛饺子,正彦终于退出了‘战场’。 My Uzumaki Masahiko recognizes you for the big glutton, in glutton, no one can be stronger than you!” The Madara famous saying had tampered with so the appearance. “我漩涡正彦认你为大吃货,在吃货界,没人能比你更强!”的名言已经被篡改成了这般模样。 The fat cat curls the lip , to continue to eat own, the vision transmits suddenly together, making on it the cat wool explode. 胖猫撇嘴,继续吃自己的,忽地一道目光传来,让它身上猫毛炸起。 Meow ~ does the kid, you want to eat?” “喵呜~小屁孩,你又想吃?” The Kimimaro look stares is staring at the fat cat, without answering. 君麻吕眼神直勾勾地盯着胖猫,没有回话。 His activity is this: This is the powerhouse who the god acknowledged that I must remember! 他内心的活动是这样的:这是神承认的强者,我一定要记牢! Fat cat: „......” 胖猫:“……” Mental illness! Comes after Hidden Leaf does not have a good deed! 神经病啊!从木叶那边过来后就没有一件好事! Eats the remaining stuffed dumplings, the fat cat jumped the Masahiko bosom, meow ~ food finished eating, this meow must go back, daily the small girl should worry.” 一口把剩下的饺子吃掉,胖猫跳到了正彦的怀里,“喵呜~饭吃完了,本喵要回去了,天天小丫头该着急了。” Masahiko smiles, to rub two cats, and must be together daily well.” 正彦笑笑,撸了两把猫,“和天天要好好相处哦。” Meow ~ ratio and you were together to be easier.” “喵呜~比和你相处容易多了。” Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Delivers to the overseas of whorl the fat cat that the elbow turns outward, shows the Hidden Leaf path, Masahiko returns to the Ramen restaurant, sees Naruto to collect side white, keeps mumbling anything. 把胳膊肘向外拐的胖猫送到涡之国外,指明去木叶的道路,正彦回到拉面馆,就看到鸣人凑在白身边,不停地叨咕着什么。 Sister Bai, let me tell you, you must be careful the ancestor, he noticed that...... the eye was straight.” “白姐姐,我跟你说,你要小心老祖宗,他看到……眼睛都直了。” The middle several characters, Naruto gathered near the white ear, Masahiko has not heard, but does not need to listen also to guess correctly that is what words. 中间的几个字,鸣人凑到了白的耳边,正彦没听到,但不用听也能猜到是什么话。 white Daoshi has no response, throughout is feel alienated does not lose smiles politely. 白倒是没什么反应,始终是一副疏离而不失礼貌地微笑。 Masahiko also smiled, Naruto, first punches in the new year, was this time!” 正彦也笑了,“鸣人,新年第一揍,就是此时了!” ...... …… Meanwhile, Hidden Leaf Village. 与此同时,木叶村 The fat cat full speed hurries along, finally got daily home. 胖猫全速赶路,终于回到了天天家。 Meow ~ the small girl, this meow eats with the point quickly, starved to death!” That stuffed dumpling may be unable to eat to the full. “喵呜~小丫头,快给本喵拿点吃的,饿死了!”那点饺子可吃不饱。 Daily flushed, fat cat cat, you comes back finally......” 天天冲了出来,“胖猫猫,你终于回来……” The words saying half, daily has a big shock, „did fat cat cat, who maltreat you? Quite a while how not to see, did you become this thinly?” 话说一半,天天大惊失色,“胖猫猫,谁虐待你了吗?怎么半天不见,你就瘦成了这样?” The fat cat thinks to experience today, almost falling down tears. Has a look again a face loves dearly own daily, this is the disparity. 胖猫想想今天经历,差点掉下眼泪。再看看一脸心疼自己的天天,这就是差距啊。 Meow ~ some people maltreat this meow.” “喵呜~有人虐待本喵。”
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