LLH :: Volume #4

#16: Old pig cup


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The country of whorl, above street. 涡之国,街道之上。 Masahiko is sliding the circle. 正彦正在溜圈。 Slides the circle purely. 单纯地溜圈。 Without the means that as one already the person of dying, although Masahiko has let Uzumaki five announced him also living the news, but was not difficult to imagine, the country of main street and small alley present whorl definitely are this view. 没办法,作为一个“已死之人”,虽然正彦已经让漩涡五舍公布了他还活着的消息,但不难想象,现在的涡之国大街小巷肯定都是这种说法。 „Did you hear? The Uzumaki Masahiko big elder is also living.” “你听说了吗?漩涡正彦大长老还活着。” Real false, hadn't he passed away for three years?” “真的假的,他老人家不是已经去世三年了吗?” Really, heard that some people have seen him.” “真的真的,听说有人已经见到他了。” Misread? New year's celebration time I have also worshipped him......” “看错了吧?过年的时候我还去拜祭过他老人家呢……” Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Good, can make the country of civilians whorl worship him in new year's celebration, in his heart some comforts...... ghost. 好吧,能让涡之国平民在过年时分去拜祭他,他心中还是有些安慰……个鬼啊。 Therefore he must slide the circle, he must more to see him, making everyone know that he has not died......, but has no effect probably. 所以他要溜圈,他要让更多的人见到他,让大家知道他没死……但好像没什么效果。 Masahiko: News real, I have not really died.” 正彦:“消息是真的,我真没死。” Civilian armor: We said that big elder, do you join in the fun!” 平民甲:“我们说大长老呢,你凑什么热闹!” Civilian B: This Sir shinobi should not be angry, my friend loves the big elder specially, some people interrupted not well his temperament in this topic......” 平民乙:“这位忍者大人别生气,我朋友特别爱戴大长老,有人在这个话题上插嘴他脾气就不好……” Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Gods special the love, I stand in front of you, who can't you recognize me are? 神特么的爱戴,我就站你面前,你都认不出来我是谁? You did not fear that my temperament isn't good? 你就不怕我脾气不好? In brief , Masahiko gave up struggling. 总之,一圈下来,正彦放弃了挣扎。 One group of illiterates!” “一群愚民!” Masahiko is the interest in to returned to the country of whorl, wants two disciple and Minato who Kushina see not to see for a long time. 原本正彦是兴致冲冲地回到涡之国,想要见见许久未见的两个弟子和水门玖辛奈 May return to the country of whorl to discover, although Hidden Mist Village announced the surrender last evening, but Unit shinobi of country's of whorl did not say the evacuation can evacuate, it is estimated that must the 2~3 day. 可回到涡之国才发现,虽然雾隐村昨天傍晚就宣布投降,但涡之国的忍者可不是说撤离就能撤离的,估计还得个两三天。 While this time, Masahiko is thinking him also living the news transmits to the peoples, finally actually has little effect. 趁此时间,正彦就想着把他还活着的消息传达给广大民众,结果却收效甚微。 Insipid insipid, I cannot fly the space to shout that I have not died.” “没劲啊没劲,我总不能飞到天上大喊一声我没死吧。” Masahiko whispered, inexplicably is a little careful...... 正彦嘀咕了一句,却莫名有点小心动呢…… Ok, trains Naruto.” “算了,还是去调教鸣人吧。” Naruto. 鸣人家。 Small Naruto sits on the chair, a face not indignation is staring at present «Country of History this Whorl». 鸣人坐在椅子上,一脸不忿地盯着眼前这一本《涡之国历史》。 Called Masahiko not a good person!” “叫正彦的没一个好人!” !” !” „! Five abandon the teacher, do you hit me?” “啊!五舍老师,你又打我?” The Uzumaki five sheds are putting on a serious face, Naruto, does not permit to slander the big elder!” 漩涡五舍板着脸,“鸣人,不准诋毁大长老!” „? Does Naruto also dare to slander me?” The Masahiko form appeared in the room. “哦?鸣人还敢诋毁我?”正彦的身影出现在了房间里。 Big elder!” “大长老!” The Uzumaki five sheds set out immediately, but Naruto is motionless, but also cast aside the face. 漩涡五舍立刻起身,但鸣人却一动不动,还把脸撇了过去。 The next second, Naruto has turned the head mechanically, stands up mechanically, opens mouth mechanically, old...... pig...... cup...... good.” 下一秒,鸣人就机械般地转过头,机械般地站起身来,机械般地张嘴,“老……猪……盅……好。” Looks at a Naruto face panic-stricken appearance, Masahiko, helpless sighed. 看着鸣人一脸惊恐的模样,正彦无奈一叹。 Although controls Naruto to be stress-free with the attraction, but controls him to start talking, is insufficiently fine. 虽然用引力操控鸣人毫无压力,但控制他开口说话,还是不够精细。 „Did a I solemn ancestor, what thing become the old pig cup Naruto here...... this is?” “我一个堂堂的老祖宗,在鸣人这里成了老猪盅……这是啥玩意?” Masahiko loosened the attraction, a Naruto fart pillar sits on the chair. 正彦松开引力,鸣人一屁墩坐在了椅子上。 Little darling gave regards is the good child, come, oneself came on own initiative again one time.” “乖乖问好才是好孩子嘛,来,自己主动再来一次。” A Naruto eyeball revolution, standing up, old pig cup is good!” 鸣人眼珠一转,站起身来,“老猪盅好!” Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Nearby five sheds shamefacedly open the mouth, was sorry, the big elder, is I have not educated him.” 一旁五舍羞愧地开口,“抱歉了,大长老,是我没教育好他。” Masahiko beckons with the hand, is all right, the child, the rebel, teaches always to be good slowly.” 正彦摆摆手,“没事,小孩子嘛,都叛逆,慢慢教总能好的。” Five sheds smile bitterly, obvious no confidence. 五舍苦笑,明显没什么信心。 No matter Masahiko also he, Naruto a little gave up, he does not believe some people able to be him...... 正彦也不管他,鸣人只是有点作罢了,他就不信有人能作过他…… Catches the eye to have a look on the table that history book, reads two pages, Masahiko frowns. 抬眼看看桌子上那本历史书,翻看两页,正彦就皱起了眉头。 It is not writes not well, but wrote in detail, felt that on did not have the key point. 不是写得不好,而是写得太详细了,感觉上没有重点。 Should defeat Kaguya clan under the influence of Uzumaki Masahiko big elder with emphasis, forms an alliance with Hidden Leaf under the influence of Uzumaki Masahiko big elder, founds a nation...... wait/etc under the influence of Uzumaki Masahiko big elder. 重点应该是在漩涡正彦大长老的引领下战胜了辉夜一族,在漩涡正彦大长老的引领下与木叶结盟,在漩涡正彦大长老的引领下建国……等等。 Looked at five sheds, threw the book to him, book you took away, in the later day, I taught Naruto personally.” 看了一眼五舍,把书扔给了他,“书你拿走吧,之后的日子里,我亲自来教导鸣人。” Yes! Big elder!” “是!大长老!” Does not want! Five abandon the teacher!” “不要!五舍老师!” The stop of Naruto no one will pay attention, after Uzumaki five abandon, in the room was left over Masahiko and Naruto two people. 鸣人的阻拦没人会理会,漩涡五舍走后,屋里就剩下了正彦鸣人两人。 Masahiko shot a look at one to turn head not to look at his Naruto, smilingly controlled him to fly. 正彦瞥了一眼扭头不看他的鸣人,笑眯眯地控制他飞了过来。 Naruto also knows that could not resist, did not pay attention. 鸣人也知道抵抗不了,根本不去理会。 But the next second, he could not be calm. 但下一秒,他就淡定不了了。 Masahiko one raised his coat, placed on the hand his belly. 正彦一把掀起了他的上衣,把手放在了他的肚子上。 Old pig cup, what do you want to make?!” “老猪盅,你要做什么?!” Masahiko has not paid attention, rubbed on his belly. 正彦没理会,在他的肚皮上揉了起来。 Help!......” “救命啊!……” ...... …… After ten minutes, Masahiko put the Naruto clothes. 64 that he arranges full power about seal, oneself want to untie a slit also very to use energy. 十分钟后,正彦鸣人的衣服放了下来。他全力布置的六十四合封印,自己想解开一个缝隙还挺费劲。 A Naruto face fumbled and broken up the show expression, making Masahiko speechless. 鸣人一脸被玩坏的表情,让正彦无语。 What ancestor can I also make to you? Aren't you on that seal to your belly curious?” “老祖宗我还能对你做什么?你对你肚子上那个封印不好奇吗?” Naruto is very curious, is a face is stubborn, is not willing to ask on own initiative. 鸣人是很好奇,却还是一脸倔强,不肯主动开口问。 Talks about the shinobi world history to you.” “给你讲讲忍界的历史吧。” For a long time is very before very long,......! In...... un...... starts to say 60 years ago.” “很久很久以前……呸!在……嗯……从六十年前开始讲吧。” At that time or the Warring States age, Hidden Leaf has not established, our Uzumaki Clan is also only the small clan that struggles to seek to save, because of the ally relations of Senju clan, I represented Uzumaki to involve Senju and in the Uchiha war......” “那时候还是战国年代,木叶还没有建立,我们漩涡一族也只是一个挣扎求存的小族罢了,因为与千手一族的盟友关系,我代表漩涡介入了千手宇智波的战争中……” Naruto most starts also to install not to listen, afterward also immersed in the Masahiko narration slowly. 鸣人最开始还强装不听,后来也慢慢沉浸在正彦地叙述中。 Old pig cup, afterward?” “老猪盅,后来呢?” Masahiko is helpless, this name...... 正彦无奈,这个称呼…… Afterward, I and Uchiha Madara fought one......” “后来,我和宇智波斑大战了一场……” Sir First Hokage?” 初代火影大人呢?” Masahiko face one black, the Naruto emphasis is not a little right. 正彦脸一黑,鸣人的关注点有点不对。 Afterward Hashirama let off Uchiha Madara, established Hidden Leaf Village.” “后来柱间放过了宇智波斑,建立了木叶村。” Sir First Hokage good great......” a Naruto face expectation. 初代火影大人好伟大……”鸣人一脸憧憬。 Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Gathered me to speak half of the day to fight Uchiha Madara a moment ago, but could also not compare Hashirama to let off him, established Hidden Leaf Village? 合着我刚才讲了半天自己大战宇智波斑,还比不上柱间放过他,建立木叶村 Old pig cup , to continue to say.” “老猪盅,继续讲啊。” ...... …… After three days . 三日后。 Naruto is drowsy. 鸣人昏昏欲睡。 Nearby, Masahiko is keeping saying to talk on endlessly. 一旁,正彦在不停叨叨叨。 My steamroll that „ strength enters greatly resurrecting Uchiha Madara, struck back the netherworld him. “实力大进的我碾压了复活的宇智波斑,又把他打回了阴间。 Now knows that the ancestor I was great? I put down all glory now, here told the talking nonsense story to you. ” 现在知道老祖宗我有多么伟大了吧?我现在是放下了一切荣耀,在这里给你讲扯淡故事。” Naruto?” 鸣人?” Naruto?! Do you have are listening?” 鸣人?!你有在听吗?” Un? Un! Did the old pig cup, say?” “嗯?嗯!老猪盅,讲完啦?” Masahiko sighed, story said that what had to realize?” 正彦一叹,“故事讲完了,有什么体会没有?” Un! Hidden Leaf Hokage are quite really great! However I can certainly become compared with they also great Hokage!” “嗯!木叶火影们果然都好伟大!不过我一定能成为比他们还伟大的火影!” Masahiko: „......” 正彦:“……” Told a false story. 讲了一个假故事。 I? I?” “我呢?我呢?” Naruto squeezes out one reluctantly, old pig cup, you are also very great!” 鸣人勉强挤出一句,“老猪盅,你也很伟大啦!” Masahiko relaxes, actually feels a little happily...... 正彦松了口气,竟然觉得有点欣慰…… What ghost but is the old pig cup?! Did this name decide? 但老猪盅是什么鬼?!这称呼定下来了? Ok, walks, meets your parents, they were about to come back......” “算了,走吧,去接你父母,他们快回来了……” Un!” “嗯!”
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