LLS :: Volume #4

#761: Being a snobbish SOB

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The despicable look on customer service personnel face is stronger, in the if it were not for shop has the stipulation, does not permit to drive away the guest, does not permit malicious talk exit to insult the guest, otherwise, he must unable to bear to this group of poor devils taunts. Poor is not their mistakes, but poor also comes out to stroll Sunshine City top three Potential Union War Beast Shop, that a little overreached oneself. 服务员脸上的鄙夷神色更浓,要不是店里有规定,不准驱赶客人,不准恶言出口污辱客人,否则,他都要忍不住对这群穷鬼冷嘲热讽一番。穷不是他们的错,可是穷还出来逛日照城排名前三的潜力联盟战兽商店,那就有点不自量力了。 Like these does not know hick who which countryside braves, do they really understand War Beast? 像这些不知哪个乡下冒出来的土包子,他们真的懂战兽吗？ Do they really purchase War Beast richly? 他们真的有钱购买战兽吗？ If told them, a mature strength achieved Quasi-Heaven Rank Gold Wyvern, the selling price reached as high as 1 million, it is estimated that will they frighten to faint? 如果告诉他们,一头成熟的实力达到准天阶的黄金飞龙,售价高达百万,估计他们会吓晕过去吧？ This customer service personnel does not have the slander to quarrel, but used skill in a spoken language, ridiculed obliquely: „Very insightful guest, the War Beast Egg that you look, what is really very outstanding War Beast. Believes that you also know, our Potential Union is not that black heart shop that butchers the guest, on the contrary, the reasonable price, the conscience trade, is the service philosophy of head store. If you can purchase Gold Wyvern , I will put out I maximum jurisdiction surely, donates your outstanding War Beast Egg , it is one of the local special product War Beast, flight speed almost Gold Wyvern Grey Crowned Crane!” 这位服务员并没有恶语相向,而是使用了一个言语上的技巧,拐弯抹角地嘲笑道:“非常有眼光的客人,你们看的这枚战兽蛋,的确是非常优秀的战兽。相信你们也知道,我们潜力联盟不是那种宰客的黑心店,相反,合理价格,良心贸易,才是本店的服务宗旨。假如你们能够购买一头黄金飞龙,那么,我必定会拿出我最大的权限,赠予你们这枚优秀的战兽蛋,要知道,它可是本地的特产战兽之一,飞行速度几近黄金飞龙的灰雀鹳！” „Grey Crowned Crane? I have listened in that corner probably!” Fatty Hai like the hick, grasps own back of the head shell, on the face reveals one type never the simple and honest smile. “灰雀鹳？俺好像在那旮旯听过！”海胖子就像土包子一样,抓抓自己的后脑壳,脸上露出一种从来没有过的憨厚笑容。 „It is estimated that is similar to Scarlet Fire Crane.” Ye Kong also as if ate the brain dead piece. “估计跟赤火鹤差不多。”叶空也仿佛吃了脑残片。 The fools know, only if Scarlet Fire Crane died, otherwise grows, is Heaven Tier War Beast. 傻子都知道,赤火鹤除非夭折,否则成长起来,都是天阶战兽。 Scarlet Fire Crane that bloodline originates from Dongfang Divine Beast Red-Crowned Crane lineage/vein it is said that although is old, is unable to examine, but the Scarlet Fire Crane strength powerful is the fact. Perhaps non- Heaven Tier Scarlet Fire Crane, cannot be victorious Gold Wyvern, but after being grown, must achieve Heaven Tier Scarlet Fire Crane, can grown latter over 95% unable to promote Heaven Tier Gold Wyvern to hit everywhere looks for the tooth...... Gold Wyvern to be very rare, but Scarlet Fire Crane, wants rare hundred times compared with Gold Wyvern! 赤火鹤那血统据说来源于东方神兽仙鹤一脉,虽然年代久远,无从考究,但赤火鹤战力强悍是事实。非天阶的赤火鹤,也许打不过黄金飞龙,但成年后必须达到天阶的赤火鹤,能把成年后90%五以上不能晋升天阶的黄金飞龙打得满地找牙……黄金飞龙很罕有,但赤火鹤,比黄金飞龙要罕见百倍！ Hears Ye Kong places in the same position Grey Crowned Crane and Scarlet Fire Crane, the despicable look in that service personnel eyes is stronger. 听见叶空把灰雀鹳与赤火鹤放在同一个位置上,那个服务人员眼中的鄙夷神色更浓。 Naturally, on his face actually shows the smile. 当然,他脸上却露出笑容。 Deep hidden has that despising that hits in the bone to brave. 深深隐起那种打骨子里冒出来的蔑视。 He also echoes the Ye Kong words, extends a thumb to Ye Kong: „This, understood at a glance that is the person of being able to judge the quality of goods, since under your attires......” he sizes up Ye Kong up and down, discovered that puts on Ye Kong of magnificent dress more likely the son of countryside nouveau riche, completely not lining. He begins the touch Ye Kong collar, feigns to call out in alarm: „Oh feeds, is the polyamide fiber , in our shop came several Young Master, is not good, this must be Young Master, silk clothed that otherwise cannot put on.” 他还附和叶空的话,给叶空伸一个大拇指:“这位,一看就知道是识货的人,自你们的衣着……”他上下打量下叶空,发现穿着华服的叶空更多像个乡下暴发户的儿子,完全不衬。他动手摸摸叶空的衣领,佯装惊叫:“哎哟喂,还是锦纶,不得了,原来我们店里来了几位大少爷,不行,这必须是大少爷,否则穿不起的锦衣。” Ye Kong and Fatty Hai, when heard. 叶空和海胖子,一听。 Looks at each other one extremely quickly. 极快地对视一眼。 On the face reveals the immensely pleased with oneself look tacitly, two people are vigorous, exhibiting me is the Young Master appearance. 脸上默契地流露出洋洋得意的神色,两人凸肚挺胸,摆出一副我就是大少爷的模样。 Liu Ye is the mind pure good child, does not excel at faking, feared oneself smile, turns to remove the fine hairs from face did not look, Bao'er that must join in the fun pulls open to look at other War Beast, otherwise has not known that this Bao'er must make any big trouble with Fatty Hai and the others jointly. 柳叶是个心灵纯洁的好孩子,不擅作伪,怕自己笑出来,扭开脸不看,又把要凑热闹的宝儿拉开去看别的战兽,否则还不知这宝儿要和海胖子他们联手闹什么大乱子。 „Your this egg, this Young Master bought, said that how much money!” Fatty Hai is patting the chest , indicating own anything does not have, is rich. “你这蛋,本少爷买下了,说吧,多少钱！”海胖子拍着胸口,表示自己啥也没有,就是有钱。 „Ten gold/metal.” That customer service personnel, promoted ten times the original gold/metal price. “十金。”那位服务员,把原来一金的价格提升了十倍。 „Frightening, is so expensive?” Fatty Hai as if has a scare. “吓,这么贵？”海胖子似乎吓了一跳。 „Good thing is this, resources are well used! Or, cheap point War Beast also has, how do you look at that side Gold Wyvern? 39 years of mouth, was just grown, 15 tons in weight, the maximum wingspan 35 meters, the first tail length 48 meters, skin Jianru Golden Armor, emits Lie Yan (raging flame), Gundam/reaches as high as 1000 degrees high temperature, a fight highest flight speed 500 kilometers every hour, the dogfight maximum speed 300 kilometers. On War Beast Colosseum, it once during the fight of same rank same age, won the eight victories in a row continuously, is Sunshine City famous ‚super invincible Gold Wyvern Little Prince’.” customer service personnel shows off heartily, he can imagine, waits a while oneself to say the price, these poor devils, will frighten entirely wet pants. “好东西是这样,物有所值嘛！要不,便宜点的战兽也有,你们看那边的黄金飞龙如何？三十九年口,刚刚成年,体重15吨,最大翼展三十五米,首尾长四十八米,皮坚如金甲,喷吐烈焰,高达一千度高温,战斗最高飞行时速五百公里每小时,缠斗最高时速三百公里。在战兽角斗场上,它曾经在同级别同年龄的战斗之中,连续赢下八连胜,是日照城出名的‘超级无敌黄金飞龙小王子’。”服务员尽情地炫耀,他可以想像,等一会自己把价钱说出来,这几个穷鬼,统统都会吓得尿裤子。 „This Little Prince value how much money?” The Fatty Hai holding down heart, as if for fear that the heart can jump excitedly, asked. “这小王子值多少钱？”海胖子激动地按住心脏,似乎生怕心脏会蹦出来,问道。 Heaven Encompassing's Prince has not followed to come luckily together, otherwise must kick to death him. 幸好天罗王子没有跟着一起来,否则非踹死他不可。 Ye Kong is also coordinating, reveals one to anticipate and to prepare frighten the dizzy expression specially at any time, making that customer service personnel look specially has the pleasant sensation at heart. 叶空也配合着,露出一副特别期待、随时准备吓晕的表情,让那个服务员看得心里特别有快感。 That customer service personnel puts out a hand to pat the shoulder of Fatty Hai, slows down the language intentionally fast, you may probably listen to the clear rampant look: „Is inexpensive, regarding your sons from a wealthy family, pulls out the price of foot wool! Although is head store the treasure of market town, but if you must buy, then I can completely I maximum maximum jurisdiction, give you 2% discount. The super invincible Gold Wyvern Little Prince foreign selling price is 1 million, if you are willing the entire guest to pay money to buy immediately, then 980,000 was OK!” 那服务员伸手拍着海胖子的肩膀,故意放慢语速,一副你可要听清楚的嚣张神色:“不贵,对于你们这些阔少来说,就是拔条脚毛的价钱！虽然是本店的镇店之宝,但假如你们要买,那么我可以尽我最大最大的权限,给你们一个九八折。超级无敌黄金飞龙小王子的对外售价是一百万,假如你们愿意立即全客付款买下,那么给九十八万就可以了！” He bears that pleasant sensation close to high tide, slowed down the language intentionally fast, said the words clearly completely. 他忍住那种接近高潮的快感,故意放缓了语速,清楚完整地把话说出来。 If the opposite side hear is not clear. 假如对方听不清楚。 He did not mind that continued again. 他不介意再继续说一遍。 Originally, he thinks that an own saying ended, opposite side will frighten wets pants, worst, will frighten sweat, the shock fell to the ground. 本来,他以为自己一说完,对方就会吓得尿裤子,最不济,也会吓出一身大汗,休克倒地。 Who unexpectedly, front Fatty and thin person had not responded completely, the appearance does not seem like scared, is normal makes people feel strange. This two poor devil has not for fear that listened clearly, this customer service personnel also with obviously has the taunt tone intentionally, repeated. 谁不料,面前的胖子和瘦子完全没有反应,样子又不太像吓傻,正常得让人感到诡异。生怕这两个穷鬼没听清楚,这服务员故意又用明显带着嘲讽地口吻,重复了一遍。 „Without listening clearly, how much money did you say?” Fatty Hai a little responded finally. “还是没听清楚,你说多少钱？”海胖子终于有一点反应了。 „1 million, 1 million, 1 million! If you must buy, complete cash, then I discount to you, 2% discount, saves 20,000 gold to you, you put out 980,000, can take away the treasures of our market town.” This fellow could not have waited to look that opposite side frightened the pitiful look that the pale whole body trembled, he has almost not shouted, the poor devil, without money do not come to here to stroll, here was not the place that your poor devils can come, like your countryside nouveau riches, best have ten glasses of blue ruins broken tavern to be dead drunk to a gold/metal, that was the place that your countryside hicks must stay! “一百万,一百万,一百万！假如你要买,全部现款,那么我给你打折,九八折,给你省下两万金,你拿出九十八万,就可以把我们的镇店之宝领走了。”这家伙已经等不及想看对方吓得脸色苍白浑身发抖的熊样了,他差点没有喊出,穷鬼,没有钱不要来这里逛,这里不是你这些穷鬼能来的地方,像你们这些乡下暴发户,最好还是到一金就有十杯劣酒的破酒馆去酩酊大醉,那才是你们这些乡下土包子要呆的地方！ „......” Fatty Hai and Ye Kong, looked at each other one, is no response, has not fainted, has not sweated, has not wet pants, does not have the whole body to tremble. “……”海胖子和叶空,对视了一眼,还是没有啥反应,没晕倒,没冒虚汗,没有尿裤子,也没有浑身发抖。 „Looks at your appearances, do you want to buy?” This fellow taunted heartily: „Really is serious, it seems like I run into the two rich person today!” “看你们的模样,你们是要买？”这家伙尽情地嘲讽:“真是不得了,看来我今天遇到了两个大富翁！” „Really has 2% discount?” Fatty Hai asked weakly. “真的有九八折吗？”海胖子弱弱地问。 „Naturally. Young Master like you, I do not give you 2% discount, the natural justice does not accommodate simply! However, you best the complete cash, because our shop small advantage are few, does not accept the business that gives credit to repudiate a debt. The two rich person, 980,000 takes quickly, the treasures of our market town were your! Has 980,000? Has to take, the heaven, I really want to experience your spaciousness too urgent to wait, the rich men, comes, what do you also wait for? Head store the treasure of market town, waits the rich man like you to buy......” that fellow dancing with joy saliva to flutter about it to shout, must let Fatty Hai and Ye Kong two intentionally loses face, could not obtain the door embarrassed. “当然。像你这样的大少爷,我不给你九八折,简直天理不容啊！不过,你最好全部现款,因为我们这里店小利少,不接受赊帐赖账的业务。两位大富翁,快把九十八万拿出来吧,我们的镇店之宝就是你们的了！有没有九十八万？有就拿出来,老天,我真急不及待想见识一下你们的宽绰,阔佬们,来来来,你们还等什么？本店的镇店之宝,就等着像你们这样的阔佬把它买回去……”那家伙手舞足蹈唾沫纷飞地嚷嚷起来,存心要让海胖子和叶空两个出丑,窘迫得出不了店门。 „What Wyvern buys that but also delivers this egg, was you says?” Fatty Hai holds that Grey Crowned Crane egg, enters a city like the countryside hick like that reveals stupidly asks greedily: „Can you not mean what he says?” “买那啥子飞龙,还送这颗蛋,是你说的吧？”海胖子把那枚灰雀鹳的蛋抱起来,就像个乡下土包子进城那般,露出贪心地傻问道:“你会不会说话不算数？” „No, our shop has said that absolute a promise worth one thousand in gold. So long as you can immediate payment 980,000 gold, this egg and Wyvern, be your. Takes quickly money, the son from a wealthy family, you do not need to worry that our floor, many gold coins also pound absolutely do not go bad, so long as you have money, you can pound casually!” The fellow gives up on Fatty Hai not to have money to buy Gold Wyvern, perhaps the clothes of this fellow are flirting with girls that rents, what son from a wealthy family without money you imitates? To make you leave shames, must make you unable to raise the head in the front of woman for a lifetime! “不,我们店里说过的,绝对一诺千金。只要你能立即支付九十八万金,这枚蛋和飞龙,都是你的。快把钱拿出来吧,阔少,你不用担心我们这里的地板,多少金币也绝对砸不坏,只要你有钱,你可以随便砸！”那家伙看死海胖子没有钱买黄金飞龙,说不定这家伙的衣服都是租来的泡妞,没钱你充什么阔少？就是要让你出羞,要让你在女人的面前一辈子抬不起头来！ „Considers as finished......” the Ye Kong stand to mediate. “算了……”叶空站出来打圆场。 „Good, we go back to discuss.” Fatty Hai as to seize the chance to leave office. “好,我们回去议一议。”海胖子似乎想趁机下台。 „, The two son from a wealthy family, you will not hold the egg in our shop, reached an agreement the price, actually thinks that doesn't buy? Your whether or not has to think that breeds confusion? Idles is whiling away the time with us? Without money, what son from a wealthy family without money you imitates? Hits to swell face sufficient Fatty, said that is people like you!” The fellow knows early opposite side will have this response, negotiated the price intentionally, in the front sufficient rich man of woman, went back to boast, but not possible rich really to purchase absolutely. Regarding this person, is not only despising thoroughly, but must make that their distress, cannot get out! “不会吧,两位阔少,你们把我们店里的蛋都抱了起来,把价钱都谈好了,竟然想不买？你们是不是有心想搞乱啊？闲着拿我们消遣是吧？没钱,没钱你们充什么阔少呢？打肿脸充胖子,说的,就是你这种人！”那家伙早知道对方会有这种反应,故意讲下价钱,在女人的面前充一下阔佬,回去好吹嘘,但绝对不可能有钱真的购买。对于这种人,不但在彻底蔑视,还要弄得他们一身狼狈,下不了台！ „Un? What's wrong?” Liu Ye they hear that customer service personnel loud taunt, hurried. “嗯？怎么啦？”柳叶她们听到那服务员大声的嘲讽,赶紧过来了。 The fellow is preparing to continue to open the mouth to taunt. 那家伙正准备继续开口冷嘲热讽。 Who unexpectedly, Fatty Hai fishes out storage ring, pours gold coin everywhere from inside, does not know many, rolling disperses place is, then in opposite side fantasy in the expression, the unusual egg decides beckons with the hand, the tone is relaxed like buys a cabbage in the downtown: „All right, I and Monkey just now is thinking, whether or not buys only Wyvern to go back, to Third Young Master ‚Reaper Mantis’ hits to have a sumptuous meal , recently does not have Wyvern to eat, her appetite is not very good.” 谁不料,海胖子摸出一枚贮物戒指,自里面倒出满地的金币,也不知多少,滚散得一地都是,然后在对方活见鬼的表情之中,非常蛋定地摆手,口吻轻松得就像在街市买一枚大白菜:“没事,我和猴子刚才在想,是不是买只飞龙回去,给三少的‘死神螳螂’打打牙祭,要知道,近段时间没有飞龙吃,她胃口很不好。” Ye Kong puts out a hand, makes an effort the racket the shoulder of that customer service personnel, shows a bright smile to him who the whole body trembles: „Troubles you to count money, we have not brought the card, is the cash. However I know, like you wholeheartedly the person who waits for the son from a wealthy family to put up the cash, does not mind the number money!” 叶空伸手,用力地拍拍那个服务员的肩膀,冲着浑身发抖的他露出一个灿烂的笑容:“麻烦你数数钱,我们没带卡,都是现款。不过我知道,像你这样一心等着阔少砸钱的人,是不介意数钱的！” The fellow lets a Ye Kong racket, entire looked like took away the vertebra, entire weak on the ground. 那家伙让叶空一拍,整个像抽掉了脊椎,整个软瘫在地上。 „Cannot sell......” “不能卖……” The distant place sees sales clerk companion that the matter develops rapidly after a sudden turn, frightens to catch up, both hands suspend continually deny: „The treasure of market town is unsellable, how much money are also unsellable! Also 1 million gold only the ultra-low cost to show in the shop low-cost setting, this is ‚guild regulations proof plate price that’ no one sells, non- foreign sales!” 远处看见事情急转直下的店员同伴,吓得赶过来,双手连摆地否定:“镇店之宝不能卖,多少钱也不能卖！再说一百万金只是为了彰显店里价格便宜而定下的超低价,这是没人出售的‘行规样版价’,恕不对外出售！”
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