Waits forYe Kong, Fatty HaiandLi Clan Brothers they come back. The dumbstruckdiscovery, on the Yue Yangbed, is lying downsleeping soundlybeautifulOnee-san.
等叶空、海胖子和厉氏兄弟他们回来。目瞪口呆地发现,在岳阳的床上,躺着一个熟睡的美丽御姐。
Before the bed, is swinging a pair of smallfoot, eats the sugar the pandalittle girl who eatsbeams with joy.
床前,还有个摇着一双小脚丫子,吃糖正吃得眉开眼笑的熊猫小女孩。„What's all this about?”Ye Konggawked, tookOnee-sanquickly? Thisflirting with girlsspeedsimplyis the miracle!
“这是怎么回事?”叶空楞了,这么快就把一个御姐拿下了?这泡妞速度简直是奇迹啊!„Picksin the roadside!”Student Yue Yangexplainedonecareless.
“在路边捡回来的!”岳阳同学漫不经心地解释一句。„Brothers, whichroad are youatto pick?”Listens to the Fatty Haitone, heas ifalsowantsto pickoneto come back.
“兄弟,你在哪条路捡的?”听海胖子的口气,他似乎也想去捡一个回来。„Indownstairs.”Student Yue Yangtold a truthvery muchrarely.
“就在楼下。”岳阳同学很难得地说了句实话。„Ido not liveI, Imustcommit suicide......”Fatty Haito have tears streaming down the face, the specific usehits the wallruthlessly, hethought that oneselfstayedwhite/in vain for twoyearsin the school, for twoyearslittle loli of getting losthas not picked, thisboyis booing, hejustdid not come for day, picksistwo, Onee-sanandloligaveto pick!
“我不活了我,我要自杀……”海胖子泪流满面,用头狠狠地撞墙,他觉得自己在学院白呆了两年,两年来一个迷路的小萝莉也没捡过,这小子倒好,他刚来没一天,一捡就是俩,御姐和萝莉统统都给捡回来了!People, anger people to death!
人比人,气死人!Fatty Haifelt, ifoneselfstayedwiththisboyfor a long time, even ifdid not irritate, should still cry.海胖子觉得,自己要是跟这小子呆久了,就算不气死,也会哭死。Moreover, thatcryingdry/doestearscry the dehydrationbut of death...... the luck of thisboy. Made the personfeel inferior, was he luckygoddessillegitimate child? Howworldallluckycoversinhisbody? Fatty Haireallywantsto display the vinegars of threelarge bowlsbeforeoneself, thendrinks up, perhapssuchwill not have slidat heartsourly, will also feel better.
而且,还是那种哭干眼泪哭得脱水而死的那种……这小子的运气。太让人自卑了,难道他是幸运女神的私生子?怎么世间所有的幸运都笼罩在他身上?海胖子真想在自己面前摆上三大碗的醋,然后一口气喝干,也许那样心里还不会那么酸溜,还会好过一点。Little Panda Niu Niucutelyis suckingfinger, whileis blinkingbigeyelooks atFatty Hai, suddenlysaidearth-shakingone: „Elder Brother, thisFattyis a fool!”小熊猫妞妞一边可爱地吮着手指,一边眨巴着大眼睛看着海胖子,忽然说出石破天惊的一句:“哥哥,这个胖子是傻瓜!”„, Will shealso speak?”Ye Kong and the othersmustfaint, War Beast that anothercanspeak?
“啊,她还会说话?”叶空他们要晕了,又一个会说话的战兽?„Iam not a fool, toldyou, when Ispeciallyintelligentsmart person, eightyears old caneasilycount to 100, nineyears old be ableto writeownname, after byten years old, Ihad not wet the bedagain, what kind of? MyLihai (fierce)? little sister, IcalledHai Dafu, everyonecalledmeYoung Master Hai, IwasyourElder BrotherBoss! Come, come, Ialsogive you sugarto eat!”Hai Dafuexactlyalsoonepackage of malt sugar, thisishebuysto flatterYue Bingspecially.
“我不是傻瓜,告诉你,我特别聪明的聪明人,八岁时就能轻易地数到一百,九岁就能写自己的名字,到了十岁以后,我再没有尿过床,怎么样?我厉害吧?小妹妹,我叫海大富,人人都叫我海大少,我可是你哥哥的老大喔!来,来,我也给你糖吃!”海大富恰好也有一包麦芽糖,这是他特意买来讨好岳冰的。Smallfemale PandaNiu Niulooked at the ambermalt sugar, is a little excited.
小熊猫女妞妞看了看琥珀般的麦芽糖,有点儿心动。Butsheshakes the headfinally: „Mothersaid that the thing of foolis unedible, will otherwise stain the foolishness, mydefinitely notmustturn into the fool!”
但她最后还是摇头:“妈妈说傻瓜的东西不能吃,否则会沾上傻气,我才不要变成傻瓜呢!”Fatty Hai‚bang’falls down.海胖子‘轰隆’一声倒在地上。Thisattack, was too big!
这个打击,实在太大了!if it were not forLi Clan Brothersis drawinghim. Hemustjump from an upper storyto commit suicide. Ye Kongsmiles the tearsviolentlyto splash, praisedNiu Niuagain and again, gaveher a thumb: „Right, yousaidright, the idiotwill infect!”要不是厉氏兄弟拉着他。他都要跳楼自杀。叶空笑得泪花激溅,连连表扬妞妞,给她一个大拇指:“对,你说得对,白痴可是会传染的!”Little Panda Niu Niushows the expression that incomparablyfrightensimmediately, it seems likealsoreallyfeared that the Fatty Haiidiotwill infect.小熊猫妞妞顿时露出无比惊吓的表情,看来还真怕海胖子的白痴会传染。Yue Yanghurriesto comfortto frightenwas aboutto cryher: „ThisElder Brother Ye Kongisteasesyour, all right, the idiotwill not infect, Niu Niudo not fear,eats the sugar!”岳阳赶紧安抚吓得快哭了的她:“这位叶空哥哥是逗你的,没事,白痴是不会传染的,妞妞别怕,吃糖吧!”Handed over the pastmalt sugarregardingYue Yang, Niu Niureceivedimpatiently, admitted the smallmouthvery happily, atecrookedlysome little time, againexcessive, the anxietyasked: „Won't idiotreally infect?”
对于岳阳递过去的麦芽糖,妞妞迫不及待地接过,美滋滋地放进小嘴巴,吃了好一会儿,再歪过头,疑虑地问道:“白痴真的不会传染吗?”Fatty Haicried: „Evenwill infect, Iam not the idiot...... Ido not live!”海胖子哇一声哭了:“就算会传染,我也不是白痴啊……我不活了!”
The entrance, Old FoxbringsYoung Miss Yue Bingto walk, smilinglysaid: „Students, youare chattinganything, is quite lively, well. Niu Niu, youhowinthis?”Little Panda Niu Niujumpsimmediatelyfrom the bedon, shows the posture of attack, revealstiny white toothto warn: „Colorold man, tomyMother, your likedpeepingothersto changeOld Manabnormal of clothesto be most repugnant!”
门口,老狐狸带着岳冰小姑娘走进来,笑眯眯地说:“同学们,你们在聊什么,好热闹啊,咦。妞妞,你怎么会在这?”小熊猫妞妞立即自床上跳起来,摆出攻击的姿势,露出小白牙警告:“色老头,离我妈妈远一点,你这个喜欢偷看别人换衣服的变态老头最讨厌了!”Everyonelooks atOld Fox, as ifseesworldfirstabnormalto be crazy.
所有人都看着老狐狸,仿佛看见世间第一的变态狂。Old Foxis awkward, hiscomplexionis luckily thick, will otherwise hugwithFatty Haiin the same placesheds bitter tears.老狐狸尴尬无比,幸好他脸色厚,否则会跟海胖子抱在一起痛哭流涕。„Aha, actuallythatis the misunderstanding, upright gentlemanlikeme, howalsoto makethatdespicable and shamelessbehavior, let alonepeepedlike the person who my person of virtue and prestigeremains pure and incorruptible, is the ordinary dayspeaksto work the words and deeds is also discrete, very carefully, achievesto teach by personal exampleto the studentas far as possible, takesvirtueas the master, is model/pattern!” The Old Foxwordshave not said,Yue Yanghas fished out a palace of the crown princesecret skillchart of colorversioninhisbody.
“啊哈,其实那是误会,像我这样的正人君子,又怎么会做出那种卑鄙无耻的行为呢,像我这种德高望重洁身自好的人别说偷窥了,就是平日说话做事也言行谨慎,小心翼翼,尽量向学生做到言传身教,以德为师,以身为范!”老狐狸的话还没有说完,岳阳已经在他的身上摸出一本彩版的春宫秘技图。„Lord Vice-Principal that person of virtue and prestigeremains pure and incorruptible, facilitatesunderexplanation?”Student Yue Yangaskedvery muchsincerely.
“德高望重洁身自好的副院长大人,方便不方便解释下这是怎么回事?”岳阳同学很诚恳地问。„Thisconfiscates the student!”Old Foxrespondedultra-fast . Moreover the facial skinwas extremely thick, when liedwas without turning a hair.
“这是没收学生的!”老狐狸反应超快,而且脸皮极厚,撒谎时面不改色。„Thatthisgirl'sstomacher?”Student Yue Yangpulls out a pinkwomen'sstomacherin the Old Foxsleeves.
“那这个女孩子的抹胸呢?”岳阳同学又在老狐狸的衣袖里抽一条粉红色的女子抹胸。„Galeblowson the ground, Ijustprepareto give back to the owner of lost articlesit!”Old Foxdealsfreely, his faceupright gentlemanappearance, as ifotherssuspected that heis a crime.
“大风吹在地上,我刚好准备把它还给失主!”老狐狸应对自如,他一脸正人君子的模样,仿佛别人怀疑他都是一种罪过。„Lord Vice-Principalreallyworthily is the moralmodels in ourstudent, admire, admire!”Yue Yanggives a thumbs-uptoOld Fox, butOld Foxshakes the headandbeckons with the handimmediately: „Isunwarranted reputationforget it/that's all, asupright gentleman. Ialwaysdenounced severelyruining of social convention, degeneration of more distressedyoung people, myabilitywas what a pity limited, is unable to domany, can only set an example, hopes that canaffectmorepeople. Today, Iexcept forgivingStudent Yue Bingguide, but alsoinformsyouwhile convenient, Student Titan, as a result ofyouroutstandingperformance, yousuccessfullywas selected in‚the travel of hell’Death Class, hopesyoulearn/studyprogressiveat the same time, will crossveryhappily!”
“副院长大人果然不愧是是我们学生中的道德模范,佩服,佩服!”岳阳向老狐狸伸出一只大拇指,而老狐狸立即摇头又摆手:“都是虚名罢了,身为一个正人君子。我一向痛斥社会风气的败坏,更痛心青少年的堕落,可惜我能力有限,无法做得更多,只能以身作则,希望可以借此影响更多的人。今天,我除了给岳冰同学带路,还顺便通知你,泰坦同学,由于你的杰出表现,你成功地入选了‘地狱之旅’死亡班的一员,希望你学习进步的同时,会过得很愉快!”„Yourthisabuses the authority, retaliatesmepublicly?”Student Yue Yangsmilesas brilliant as a sun, raisedthisquestion.
“你这算不算是滥用职权,公开报复我呢?”岳阳同学笑得阳光灿烂,提出这个疑问。„Actuallymypains, wantto cultivateyou. If the wastelikeFatty Hai, mydefinitely notcanmanagehislife!”Old Foxsamesmiling wholeheartedly.
“其实我一片苦心,想要栽培你。如果像海胖子这样的废物,我才不会管他死活!”老狐狸同样笑容可掬。„Am I the waste?”Fatty Haianger.
“我是废物?”海胖子怒了。„No, Ispoke incorrectly, youare not the waste!” A Old Foxsuchsaying, the Fatty Haicomplexionchanged for the betterslightly, never expected thatunderOld Foxa few words, the air/Qiresults inFatty Haito faintdirectly, becausehesaid: „Youare not the waste. How can yoube the waste? The wastealsocompared withyourQ100time, yousimplyisin the wastemostdregsdregs, ifIamyourteacher, Ithrewyouto feed the ghostinsectto Devil Abyssearly!”
“不,我说错了,你不是废物!”老狐狸这么一说,海胖子的脸色稍微好转些,没想到老狐狸下一句话,气得海胖子直接晕厥过去,因为他说:“你不是废物。你怎么能是废物呢?废物也比你强100倍,你简直就是废物中最渣的渣滓,如果我是你的导师,我早扔你到魔渊喂鬼虫了!”„Yourthisdamnoldinsect, isyouasksusto enjoyanythingnot to serve ascomfortably!”Fatty Haiis angryjolts the doglikeone, healmostmustbite to deathOld Fox.
“你这个该死的老虫,是你叫我们舒服享受什么都不用做的!”海胖子愤怒得就像一只颠狗,他差点要咬死老狐狸。„Icalledyou dead, how didn't yougo?”Old Foxis aloof, shrugs the shoulders: „You , to show that youare not a waste, yougo toDeath ClasswithStudent Titantogether, participates in the travel of this year'shell, what kind of. Does the dregs of your wastehave courage? Considers as finished, Ido not wantto speakto the coward, pleaseleaveme!”
“我叫你去死,你怎么不去?”老狐狸无动于衷,耸耸肩膀:“你如果想证明你不是个废物,你跟泰坦同学一起去死亡班,参加今年的地狱之旅,怎么样。你这个废物之渣有胆吗?算了算了,我不想跟懦夫说话,请你离我远一点!”„Isn't damnoldinsect, Death Class? What does this Young Masterhavenot to dareto participate?”Fatty Haiwas soon wild with rage.
“该死的老虫,不就是死亡班吗?本少爷有什么不敢参加的?”海胖子快要气疯了。„Hopes that youwill not existafter the Devil Insectexcrementconditioninthisworld......”Old Fox said that alsoexchanges an affablesmile, saidtoYoung Miss Yue Bing: „Student Yue Bing, starting tomorrow, youattend classwithGrandma Wu Teng, sheisfamousPlant-typeGrandmaster, Iaskherto come outto instruct your speciallyto recruit studentsespecially, youmustwelldiligently!”
“希望你不会以魔虫粪便状态存在这个世上……”老狐狸说完之后,又换上一副和蔼可亲的笑脸,冲着岳冰小姑娘说:“岳冰同学,明天起,你跟乌藤婆婆上课吧,她是著名的植系大师,我特意请她老人家出来指导你这个特招生,你要好好努力啊!”„But, yes, Iwill try hard!”Young Miss Yue Bingactuallywantsto followYue Yangtogetherexperience.
“可是,是,我会努力!”岳冰小姑娘其实更希望跟着岳阳一起历练。„Theyare the waste, dies100 is not a pity,youare the talent, cannotbeforegrowing dead, youmusttry hard, mustturn intoRanker, do not disappointeveryone.” The Old Foxwordsmake the Ye Kong and the othersperspirationdie, how does the treatment of men and womendiffersuchfar?
“他们是废物,死一百个也不可惜,你是天才,不能在成长起来之前就夭折了,你要努力,一定要变成个强者,不要辜负了大家的期望。”老狐狸的话让叶空他们汗死,男女的待遇怎么相差这么远?EntireSoaring Dragon Continentregards men as superior to women, thisIvystudent, actuallyin turn, regards women as superior to men.
整个龙腾大陆都是重男轻女,偏偏这个常春藤学生,却反过来,重女轻男。Goes to schoolinsuchschool, reallydoes not know that shouldcryorsmile.
在这样的学院上学,真不知该哭还是笑。Yue Yangactuallyfrowns, hethought that thisOld Foxdoes not regard women as superior to menactually, butis‚teaching students in accordance with their aptitude’. Likelittle darlingobedientYue Bing, hegoes topleasebestteacher, taughtthen it will be alrightdevotedly;As forFatty Haiandself-respect of extremelystrongYe Kong and the othersbeing gladseeking ease and comfort, withmethod of goading somebody into action. The Old Foxwordsare more caustic and mean, thenmorecanstimulateFatty Hai and Ye Kong and the othersmaleself-respect.岳阳却皱了一下眉头,他觉得这老狐狸其实不是重女轻男,而是‘因材施教’。像乖乖听话的岳冰,他去请最好的导师,悉心教导就行;至于乐意贪图享受的海胖子和自尊心极强的叶空他们,则采用激将法。老狐狸的话越尖酸刻薄,那么越能激发海胖子和叶空他们的男子自尊心。ThisIvy Academy, is actually notin the average personimaginationthat the dregs.
这个常春藤学院,其实并非普通人想像中那么渣。As forthissuperficiallasciviousOld Fox, Yue YangdiscoveredownLevel 3Divine Vision, was unable to look throughhisgenuinestrength.
至于这个表面好色的老狐狸,岳阳发现自己三极的慧眼,还不能看破他的真正实力。InYue Yanghas metat presentinmaleRanker, only then the twoperson, could not completely understand, oneisAssassin GuildHemp-clothed old man, oneisfrontOld Fox...... except fortheir two people. IsRanker that Great Summer EmperorJun WuyouandOld Man Yue Haitheirsuchworldcompletelyknow, Yue Yang can also look through the a portionstrength, notlikeHemp-clothed old manandOld Fox, could not completely understand!
在岳阳目前所遇过的男性强者之中,只有两个人,是一点儿也看不透的,一个是杀手公会的麻衣老人,一个就是面前的老狐狸……除了他们两人。就是大夏皇帝君无忧、岳海老人他们那样世人尽知的强者,岳阳也能看破一部分实力,不会像麻衣老人和老狐狸这样,一点儿也看不透!„Niu Niu, the grandfatherwalked, yourMotherbecame sober, makingherlook forPrincipalElder Sister!”Old Foxwields the sleeves, bodyflashes before the white light, vanishes in same place.
“妞妞,爷爷走了,你妈妈酒醒了,让她去找院长姐姐吧!”老狐狸一挥衣袖,身上闪现白光,消失于原地。Perhaps„......”Ye Kong and the otherscannot realizeanything, butinYue Yangheartactually an astonishment.
“……”叶空他们也许意识不到什么,不过岳阳心中却一阵惊愕。Teleportationspeedwas too quick!传送速度太快了!Alsomustfacilitatequicklycompared with Devil AbyssTeleportation Sphere!
比魔渊的传送之球还要方便快捷!
Did thisordinarysurfacelikeoldpervertOld Geezer, graspsopowerfulSpace Teleportationtechniqueunexpectedly?
这一个貌不惊人表面就像个老色狼的老头子,竟然掌握了如此强大的空间传送术?ThisIvy Academycan3,000 yearscometo meet as an equal to Shangjing Academy, it seems like it is not lucky! Death Class the travel of hell? Perhapsis very interesting! Yue Yangthinks ofthis, corner of the mouthshows a happy expressionsuddenly.
这个常春藤学院能够三千年来一直与上京学院分庭抗礼,看来并不是侥幸的!死亡班的地狱之旅吗?也许很有趣呢!岳阳想到这,唇角忽然露出一丝笑意。
When soberOnee-sananddrunkshe, is completely the twoperson.
清醒的御姐与酒醉时的她,完全是两个人。Sheawakes, uses the terrifyingbrute forceandoutstandingspeedbeats savagelyall the people of seeing. Student Yue Yangis not just, heis learning the Illustrated Handbook of War Beastselementary knowledgewithYoung Miss Yue Bing, whenhecomes back, discovered that the male students in entirebuildingmadeherhitto fall face down, was the injuredstudent, Fatty Haimakes intoeverywhereswelledcannot see the pighead of eye.
她一醒,就用恐怖的蛮力和卓绝的速度将所有看见的人暴打一顿。岳阳同学刚好不在,他正跟岳冰小姑娘学习战兽图鉴的基础知识,等他回来,发现整一幢楼的男生都让她打趴下了,到处都是受伤的学生,海胖子更是被打成了肿得看不见眼睛的猪头。Was hithangsYe Kongoncorridorclothes rack, gives a Yue Yangpaper.
被打得挂在走廊衣架上的叶空,递给岳阳一张纸条。Thisis notDrunk Cat Onee-san, butisLittle Panda Niu Niuremainstohim, abovehas the very cuteclaw seal.
这不是醉猫御姐的,而是小熊猫妞妞给他留的,上面有个很可爱的爪印。Shewill not write, butdid not forgetto giveYue YangthisElder Brotherto leave behind a smallclaw seal...... Yue Yangto look, was really a littledoes not know whether to laugh or cry, was owncharmonly effectivetolittle loli?
她不会写字,但不忘给岳阳这个哥哥留下一个小爪印……岳阳看了,真是有点哭笑不得,自己的魅力难道只对小萝莉才有效?Yue Yangcleans up the roomaftermathwithout enough time, suddenlyhas the murderous-lookingsoundto make a soundindownstairs: „AllDeath Classstudentsets, since the present, infiveminutesmustarrive at the black stonesquare, alllatecomers, punishtenarmy clubs every minute, the disobey ordersdo not evadeintentionally, according to the battlefieldmilitary deserterprocesses, armycrime!”岳阳来不及收拾房间残局,忽然有个杀气腾腾的声音在楼下响起来:“所有死亡班的学生集合,在现在起,五分钟内必须到达黑石广场,所有迟到者,每分钟罚十军棍,违抗命令故意逃避不到者,按战场逃兵处理,军罪!”„Sois really strict?”Yue Yangwas wonderful, thisIvy Academydoes not make the studentenjoy?
“真这么严格?”岳阳奇了,这常春藤学院不是让学生享受的吗?Herecalled the Old Foxwordssuddenly, the Ivyobjectivemade the eugenicsmore superior, the differencelived...... herebadlyis the hell of eugenics, was the differencefreshheaven!
他忽然记起了老狐狸的话,常春藤的宗旨让优生更优,差生更差……这里是优生的地狱,是差生的天堂!When, did oneselfturn into the eugenics?
什么时候,自己变成了优生?OriginallyliesinFatty Hai that the placesuffocateshalf-dead, the when heardsetcommand, suddenlyshoots, drawsYue Yang: „Quickly, walksquickly, thisis notcracks a joke, the fellowisbloodthirstyhomicidal maniac, it is saidcutto kill more than tenlatestudentspersonally!”
原来趴在地半死不活奄奄一息的海胖子,一听集合令,忽然弹起来,一拉岳阳:“快,快走,这可不是开玩笑的,那家伙是个嗜血的杀人狂,据说曾经亲手斩杀过不下十名迟到的学生!”„Is so terrorist? Knew perfectly well that like thisyoualsodo drawusto participate inwhat are you doingtogether?”Ye Kongwhen heard, inheartbigdizzy.
“这么恐怖?明知这样你还拉我们一起参加干嘛啊?”叶空一听,心中大晕。„Nonsense, mustdiediestogether, weare the brothers!”Fatty Hairepliedshameless. Read the book, pleaseremember the onlyaddress( 3
“废话,要死一块死,我们是兄弟嘛!”海胖子无耻地回答。读好书,请记住唯一地址(三
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