LLS :: Volume #6

#1181: IQ also has low good lowly


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Copes with Shi Shen(God-Slaying), initial anything supposes falls the arrangement, does not have Yue Yang counterfeit Southwestern Divine Lord Sand Wind share. 对付弑神,初期什么设陷啊布置的,都没岳阳假冒的这个西南神主沙风’的份儿。 First to keep secret, Hei Zhou brothers called again intimately, Sand Wind was also a bystander. 一来是为了保密,黑昼一口一句兄弟叫得再亲热,沙风也是外人。 If speaking of absolute trust. 要是说到绝对信任。 He only believes himself. 他只相信自己。 Perhaps in the heart deep place, Hei Zhou is unable to achieve the trust of one hundred percent Ji Wu Ri. As for Zhao Xi and Frost Cold, more impossible one hundred percent to trust, at present is the situation needs, must make the enemy jointly, cooperates together. The ally turns over to the ally, but the trust turns over to the trust, genuine believes that the ally believes person who brothers, is at present or Mountain Beyond the Mountain first person of Shi Shen(God-Slaying), is not Western Divine Lord Hei Zhou that his will soon displace. 在内心深处,黑昼恐怕连姬无日也无法做到百分百的信任。至于照曦霜寒,更加不可能百分百信任了,目前是大势所需,必须联手制敌,才一起合作的。盟友归盟友,但信任归信任,真正相信盟友相信兄弟的人,是目前还是山外山第一人的弑神,不是他这个即将取而代之的西神主黑昼 Except this, Hei Zhou felt, if told Sand Wind all strategies and arrangement, was to play the lute to a cow. 除此,黑昼觉得要是将所有的计策和布置都告诉沙风,也是对牛弹琴 Needs to think, exempting makes Sand Wind this fool know. 需要动脑子的,还是免让沙风这个二货知道。 Otherwise may screw up the matter. 否则有可能把事情搞砸。 Out of such mentality, Hei Zhou makes the Yue Yang rear stay quite, makes merry recklessly, so long as rushed to be the cannon fodder to be enough finally! 出于这样的心态,黑昼岳阳大后方好生呆着,肆意吃喝玩乐,只要最后冲上去做炮灰就足够了! Southwestern Divine Lord, my Lord sent back the good news, defeated enemy, today at this moment!” rather than said that keeps the companion, rather is in secret surveillance Western Divine Country State Grandmaster Treasure Tree Grandmaster, in Yue Yang arrives at Sifting Horn Waterfall fourth day, finally expressed that War of the Gods formally started, lets Yue Yang this cannon fodder immediately. 西南神主,我主发回了好讯息,破敌,就在今日此刻!”与其说留下来陪伴,不如说是暗中监视的西神国国师宝树大师’,在岳阳来到角罗瀑布的第四天,终于表示神战正式开始了,让岳阳这个炮灰立即出发。 Good, suppressed for several days, finally can give full play, Shi Shen(God-Slaying), your time of death has arrived!” Student Yue Yang puts out me is the brain dead cannon fodder, please arrange to send on me the battlefield brings death the performing skill. “好,憋了好几天,终于可以大展身手了,弑神,你的死期已到!”岳阳同学拿出‘我是脑残的炮灰,请一定派我上战场送死’的演技。 After several days of entering plays, Student Yue Yang performs remarkable. 经过几天的入戏,岳阳同学表演得可圈可点。 By the shadow cannot attain. 影旁拿不到。 Best minor character, is absolutely qualified. 最佳龙套,绝对是合格的。 Holding the box lunch is being eats a psychology to be confident absolutely. Sometimes, asks a movie king quite to look, like death minor character that Student Yue Yang this making an all-out effort plays a supporting role, where on looks? The headman people think the taking responsibility corner/horn this year! 捧着盒饭绝对是吃得一个心理坦然。有的时候,找个影帝好找,像岳阳同学这种尽心尽力配戏的死龙套,上哪找?要知道,这年头人人都想做主角! Treasure Tree Grandmaster looks, feels Sand Wind this person, if not deliver the battlefield to be the cannon fodder, is unfair to itself, this IQ, good deceived! At this time respects about own Lordship Hei Zhou more, ten thousand years ago, Lordship deliberately leaves behind Southwestern Divine Lord Sand Wind to train in secret, before have been puzzled its, therefore, is one ten thousand years later wonderful chess that erupts! High, is indeed high, the strategy of Lordship this budget, unprecedented melts now in advance simply, really teaches the person to be full of admiration. 宝树大师一看,觉得沙风这种人,要是不送上战场做炮灰,都对不起自己,这智商,太好骗了!此时对自己的主上黑昼倍加敬慕,万年前,主上刻意留下西南神主沙风来暗中培养,之前自己一直不解其故,原来就是一步万年后才爆发的妙棋!高,的确是高啊,主上这个超前预算的计策,简直旷古烁今,真教人不得不为之五体投地。 In the company of Treasure Tree Grandmaster, Student Yue Yang this Sand Wind sent out. 宝树大师的陪伴之下,岳阳同学这个‘沙风’出动了。 Rushed to the battlefield of laying an ambush. 赶到了设伏的战场。 . 一眼。 Saw Shi Shen(God-Slaying)! 就看见了弑神 Previous Yue Yang, a lot had imagined Shi Shen(God-Slaying), suspected that this Mountain Beyond the Mountain first person, is high is short, is fat is thin, unexpectedly is an appearance? 此前的岳阳,曾经千百遍想像过弑神,猜想这个山外山第一人,是高是矮,是胖是瘦,竟然是怎么个模样? Now looks, discovered goal...... the first feeling of Yue Yang, is not this person and imagines similar, but is unique! to ascend the heaven or to descend to earth, one and only, anybody is unable to imitate, uniqueness that is unable to substitute. 现在一看,就发现了目标……岳阳的第一感觉,不是这个人与自己想像中相似,而是独特!上天下地,独一无二,任何人都无法模仿,也无法替代的独特。 This, is Shi Shen(God-Slaying)! 这,就是弑神 Mountain Beyond the Mountain first person of Eastern Divine Lord Shi Shen(God-Slaying)! 山外山第一人东神主弑神 Unlike the person clothes of entire Mountain Beyond the Mountain, before the Shi Shen(God-Slaying) clothing and personal adornments are more like passes through the Ancient Sword guest, the azure garment that washes the blanch, the long gown, only entangles a purple damask silk in the waist, does not have it to play the part of again. The full head black hair like the waterfall, rewinds to soar to the heavens, flap flap dances in the air, the straight eyebrows slanting upwards and outwards enter the temple, brave Muru the electricity, the arrogance is also natural, really leads in an awful condition, if adds on the back that again plainly plain actually absolutely is Mountain Beyond the Mountain first Divine Equipment Regret To Part Ancient Divine Sword, humansword unites, Divine Might is motionless, has vanquished world all living things, making always very self-confident Student Yue Yang also look is out of control to envy to hate, does not have the soft younger sister luckily now in side, otherwise, but may also not put together this old handsome fellow! 与整个山外山的人衣着打扮都不同,弑神的衣饰更像是穿越前的古剑客,一袭洗得发白的青衫,长袍,仅在腰间缠上一条紫绫,再无它饰。满头黑发如瀑,倒卷冲天,猎猎飞舞,剑眉入鬓,英目如电,傲气又潇洒,真是帅得一塌糊涂,若再加上背后那柄古朴无华却绝对是山外山第一神器的‘离恨古神剑,人剑合一,神威不动,已降伏世间众生相,让一向很自信的岳阳同学看得也禁不住要嫉妒恨,幸好现在没有软妹子在旁,否则,还不一定能拼得过这个老帅哥呢! Actually Shi Shen(God-Slaying) is what and the others thing, this, the poem is the card: 弑神究竟是何等人物,这个嘛,还有诗为证: Great Qing Song body, cloud Lvyu universe ; 伟岸青松躯,云履御太虚; The long hair soars to the heavens, startled electricity burns the torch. 长发冲霄起,惊电目燃炬。 The Pingyang dog mastiff encircles, the lip hails does not speak ; 平阳犬獒围,唇冷子不语; Outside the mountain who fights, Ancient Sword murders Divine Equipment. 山外谁争锋,古剑神器 Do not design to plot against Shi Shen(God-Slaying) this Coffin Face? How to have begun? Does Chi Qiu, how your is work? What now doesn't hold the knife also to wait for? On, everyone on, turns this fellow together dry/does, I have endured his over ten thousand years, now one second does not want to wait again!” Student Yue Yang this impostor holds up the Quasi-Divine Equipment spin tooth excitedly, wuaaa yelled that rushes with Shi Shen(God-Slaying) goes all out: Father looked early you are not pleasing to the eyes, you said that what you called is not good, must call Shi Shen(God-Slaying), you do not know that called Shi Shen(God-Slaying) unable to pass with everyone? Also, why your is looks so graceful? The little girls made you soak up, you made father these hang the silk lonely life poorly, you know that you did have the big crime?” “你们不是要设计暗算弑神这个棺材脸吗?怎么还不动手?赤虬,你丫的是怎么干活的?现在不捅刀子还等什么?上,大家一起上,干翻这家伙,我已经忍他上万年,现在一秒钟也不想再等了!”岳阳同学这个冒牌货激动地擎出准神器旋牙,呜哇大叫地冲上去跟弑神拼命:“老子早看你不顺眼了,你说你叫什么不好,非要叫弑神,你难道不知道叫弑神就是跟大家过不去吗?还有,你长得这么帅干吗?妞都让你泡光了,你让老子这些穷吊丝孤独一生,你知道你有多大的罪过吗?” Student Yue Yang this saying, audience people violently sweats like waterfall. 岳阳同学这话一出,全场人都暴汗如瀑。 Luckily to makes war finally calls him. 幸亏到最后开战才叫他。 Otherwise, all pounded! 否则,全砸了! Especially Hei Zhou, the dark racket chest yelled the close call. The if it were not for beforehand careful conduct, keeps the rear waiting Sand Wind this fool, his broken intelligence, opens mouth the affirmation misdemeanor, what trap anything layout anything planned to the resting vegetable/dish...... two compel to see a lot, but has not really seen this type two to compel...... this was not ordinary two to compel, but was one type throughly can make person going wild make person of violent jumping make person fainting make the popularity let the person sudden rising certainly again super invincible ultimate two compelled! Before had not really looked, Sand Wind of critical moment, met two to be in this degree unexpectedly, has to admire, this must have two many, can be in front of Shi Shen(God-Slaying) to shout that counterfeit Chi Qiu Ji Wu Ri did begin to hold the words of knife? 尤其是黑昼,暗拍胸口大叫好险。要不是之前小心行事,把沙风这个二货留在后方等待,就他这破智力,一张嘴肯定坏事,什么陷阱什么布局什么计划都得歇菜……二逼见得多了,但还真没见过这种二逼……这已经不是普通的二逼,而是一种彻头彻尾可以让人抓狂让人暴跳让人晕厥让人气绝再让人诈尸的超级无敌终极二逼!以前真没看出来,关键时刻的沙风,竟然会二到这种程度,不得不让人为之佩服,这得有多二,才能当着弑神的面喊假冒赤虬姬无日动手捅刀子的话呢? Really and is really not, able to imagine! 真、真、真是无法想像! Hei Zhou was a clothing/taking! 黑昼算是服了! However, he had not suspected that Sand Wind seizes the chance to disclose secret information to Shi Shen(God-Slaying) ; first, Sand Wind this fool this ; Second, Sand Wind will really do this, he cannot such two ; Third, except for Sand Wind this fool, some world people will not be in front of everyone to shout that companion of broken undercover, this does not reveal, his mother was the fellow who IQ insufficient...... IQ was insufficient, mouth said radically what had the possibility, the cannon fodder, possibly was the request too how high? If IQ is high, who will be the cannon fodder? 不过,他没有怀疑沙风是趁机向弑神通风报信,一是沙风这种二货不会这样做;二是沙风真会这样做,那他就不会这么二了;三是除了沙风这种二货,世间再不会有人当着大家的面喊破卧底的同伴,这不是揭秘,这他娘的根本就是智商不足……智商不足的家伙,嘴巴里说什么都有可能的,炮灰嘛,怎么可能要求太高?智商要是高,谁会做炮灰? The attack of Student Yue Yang, making Shi Shen(God-Slaying) a single finger separate. 岳阳同学的攻击,让弑神一根手指就弹开了。 Flies upside down hundred meters. 倒飞百米。 His booklet body, rushes to front of counterfeit Chi Qiu Ji Wu Ri, under glare of the public eye, exclaimed to the Ji Wu Ri violent angrily: Does not arrange you to plot against Shi Shen(God-Slaying)? How does he shoot to fly me with a single finger now? Now how haven't you begun? You give me an explanation!” 他一个折身,冲到假冒赤虬姬无日面前,在众目睽睽之下,愤怒地冲着姬无日暴吼道:“不是安排你暗算弑神的吗?怎么他现在用一根手指就把我弹飞了?怎么现在你还不动手?你给我一个解释!” I have gone well, Shi Shen(God-Slaying) has been damaged, strength at least ten go to its three.” Pretends Chi Qiu Ji Wu Ri, does not seem to be willing with that Yue Yang plays two to compel Sand Wind speech, as if idiot infection, will see Yue Yang to fly near, immediately retrocedes, compels again in Yue Yang, really does not have the means that owed the shoulder booth to let go saying: „A Shi Shen(God-Slaying) finger can shoot to fly you, I estimated that possibly is your strength is too weak, like this explained that you do look to be reasonable?” “我已经得手,弑神已经受创,实力最少十去其三。”假冒赤虬姬无日,似乎不愿意跟岳阳饰演的这个‘二逼沙风’说话,仿佛白痴会传染似的,一看见岳阳飞近,立即后退,在岳阳再度迫来,实在没办法,才欠了欠肩膀摊摊手道:“弑神一指头就可以把你弹飞,我估计可能是你实力太弱,这样的解释你看合不合理?” Reasonable your younger sister reasonable!” Sand Wind when heard that Student Yue Yang plays, gets angry to begin immediately, spins tooth suddenly/violently Zhan: I estimated that you surrendered to the enemy, has not assassinated Shi Shen(God-Slaying)!” “合理你妹啊合理!”岳阳同学饰演的沙风一听,立即翻脸动手,旋牙暴斩:“我估计你是投敌了,根本就没有行刺弑神!” Bored.” Ji Wu Ri moves sideways to withdraw from beyond the kilometer. “无聊。”姬无日闪身退出千米外。 Brother Sand Wind, what now we must to the war is Shi Shen(God-Slaying).” Hei Zhou hurries to go forward to advise , indicating that you begin, leaves the crooked building. 沙风兄弟,现在我们要对战的是弑神。”黑昼赶紧上前劝阻,表示你动手可以,就是别歪楼。 Shi Shen(God-Slaying) naturally must kill, but this fellow surrenders to the enemy to rebel and flee, but must hug to take the first in merit, I forgive him not to!” Student Yue Yang struggles furiously, Hei Zhou trigs with great difficulty, Shi Shen(God-Slaying) coldly looks at, has not seized the chance to begin luckily, otherwise has not really known what to do! 弑神当然要杀,但这家伙投敌叛逃,还要搂取首功,我饶他不得!”岳阳同学奋力挣扎,黑昼好不容易才制住,幸好弑神冷冷看着,没有趁机动手,否则还真不知如何是好! You should not be because sees him to change the Chi Qiu appearance to get angry to begin now uncomfortable?” Frost Cold looks like or compares to understand Sand Wind the character temperament, makes the guess boldly. “你该不会是因为看见他现在变化成赤虬的模样不爽才翻脸动手的吧?”霜寒看来还是比较了解‘沙风’的性格脾气,大胆地作出猜测。 How possibly, his day is growing even a taunt face, I give priority to the important matter! Chi Qiu had died, I put aside the hatred early, haha, will I bear a grudge a strength to be situated eighth dead man? Is impossible, I am not that person!” Student Yue Yang denied immediately, ‚but how the expression on face is actually you guesses correctly surprised. “怎么可能,就算他天生长着一张嘲讽脸,我是以大事为重的!赤虬已经死了,我早放下了仇恨,哈哈,我会记恨一个实力排行第八的死人吗?不可能,我不是那种人!”岳阳同学立即否认,但脸上的表情却是‘你是怎么猜到的’惊讶。 „After......” Hei Zhou, Frost Cold and Zhao Xi hear, immediately the perspiration died individual. “……”黑昼霜寒照曦听后,顿时汗死了个人。 Oh!” Ji Wu Ri sighed lowly, explained patiently: I can certainly change the original appearance, but this Chi Qiu appearance also uses now!” “唉!”姬无日一声低叹,耐心地解释道:“我当然可以变化回原来的模样,但现在这种赤虬的模样还有用!” Useful? You are the excuse! I thought that you were change Chi Qiu change became addicted, turning into a handsome fellow was very crisp? If changes, why you don't turn into my appearance conduct? Except for giving my add glory, but can also confuse the enemy, kills two birds with one stone, you actually must turn into the Chi Qiu appearance, what thoughts are you I can not know? You are showing off of fully naked! The explanation is useless, now, I will make you aggravate my Sand Wind fate clearly, does not make into the pig head the face of your Chi Qiu, is difficult to disappear hate of my heart!” The Student Yue Yang great indignation expressed the envy in heart to hate, as well as to the huge prejudice of Chi Qiu. “有用?你这是借口!我看你是变赤虬变上瘾了,变成个帅哥很爽吧?要是变化,你为什么不变成我的模样行事?除了给我增添荣誉,还能混淆敌人,一举两得,你却非要变成赤虬的模样,你是什么心思我会不知道吗?你这是赤果果的炫耀!解释无用,现在,我会让你明白惹火了我沙风的下场,不把你赤虬的脸打成猪头,都难消我心头之恨!”岳阳同学极大愤慨地表达出心中的嫉妒恨,以及对赤虬的巨大成见。 He is not Chi Qiu, only changes to need!” Frost Cold cannot bear complain, your can clearly recognize own enemy? “他可不是赤虬,只是变化所需!”霜寒忍不住吐槽,你丫的能认清自己的敌人吗? I, no matter, cannot turn into the Chi Qiu appearance in any case, turns into the Chi Qiu appearance I to be uncomfortable, I must cut him!” Student Yue Yang copies the spinning tooth, must begin, the air/Qi results in Frost Cold both eyes to turn white, in the heart really wants to put out a hand a slap to strike to fly nine clouds to go this fool. “我不管,反正不能变成赤虬的模样,变成赤虬的模样我就不爽,我就要砍他!”岳阳同学抄起旋牙,就要动手,气得霜寒两眼翻白,心中真想伸手一巴掌将这二货打飞到九霄云外去。 Idiot!” Ji Wu Ri coldly snort/hum sound. “白痴!”姬无日冷冷地哼了声。 The figure is quicker than thousand times the lightning. 身形比闪电更快千倍。 afterimage flashes. 残像一闪。 The true body has vanished...... he also to want in the one side to observe without a trace, but this Southwestern Divine Lord is really weary, has to slide the person ahead of time, conducts the next step plan. 真身早已经消失得无影无踪……本来他还想在一旁观战,但这个西南神主实在让人厌烦,只好提前溜人,进行下一步的计划。 Chi Qiu ran, how don't you prevent?” Yue Yang flushed Frost Cold and in the Zhao Xi roar. 赤虬跑了,你们怎么不阻止?”岳阳又冲霜寒照曦吼上了。 „, He is fake, he is our people on one's own side!” Zhao Xi cannot bear cough, or explained, he will think the throat is uncomfortable, has been itchy. “咳,他是假的,他是我们自己人!”照曦忍不住咳嗽一声,要不解释,他会觉得喉咙不舒服,一直痒痒着。 I know that he is false Chi Qiu, but can't he change the true body to walk again? Among this doesn't have little suspicious? I do not believe that fellow, perhaps he is the Shi Shen(God-Slaying) person, in turn is our undercovers, he said that injured Shi Shen(God-Slaying), you looked under Shi Shen(God-Slaying) entire body, where had a wound? Skin not broken, the blood has not flowed out one drop! This was too suspicious!” Yue Yang developed to live Sand Wind this role. “我知道他是假的赤虬,但他不能变回真身再走吗?这中间难道没有一点点可疑吗?我不相信那家伙,说不定他是弑神的人,反过来做我们的卧底,他说伤了弑神,你看弑神身上下,哪里有一处伤?皮没破,血也没有流出一滴!这太可疑了!”岳阳沙风这个角色演活了。 Shi Shen(God-Slaying) indeed was the wound, what received was the internal injury.” Hei Zhou also thought that own throat is quite uncomfortable, cannot bear open the mouth to explain, simultaneously felt worked quite difficultly, this goods with a mentally retarded fellow was dying luckily immediately, otherwise, knew that had such two friends, was the big shame of life. 弑神的确是伤了,受的是暗伤。”黑昼也觉得自己的喉咙好难受,忍不住开口解释,同时感觉跟一个智力低下的家伙合作好难,幸好这货马上就要死了,不然,认识有这么二的朋友,都是自己人生的一大耻辱。 Really injured? Good, I got up!” The Sand Wind when heard that Student Yue Yang plays, both eyes shines immediately, holds up the spinning tooth chaotic dance: First in merit, is my Sand Wind, no one must snatch, the Regret To Part sword, Garuda hover carrier, was my, Hahaha...... Shi Shen(God-Slaying) head was my, so long as killed you, I was the Mountain Beyond the Mountain first person!” “真受伤了?好,那我上了!”岳阳同学饰演的这个沙风一听,立即两眼发亮,擎起旋牙乱舞:“首功,是我沙风的,谁也不许抢,离恨剑,还有鲲鹏悬天母舰,都是我的了,哈哈哈……弑神人头是我的,只要杀了你,我就是山外山第一人!” Frost Cold and Zhao Xi covering the face tears. 霜寒照曦掩面泪目。 Even if you in the heart have such idea, can't be in front of Hei Zhou to say? This lets others Western Divine Lord that prepares to take over the Mountain Beyond the Mountain first person of position feels sad! 你就算心中有这样的想法,也不能当着黑昼的面说出来吧?这让人家那个准备接手山外山第一人位置的西神主情何以堪啊! Naturally, they also understood very much, because the intelligence is insufficient, to fighting Shi Shen(God-Slaying), the tremendous pressure is in addition excited, Sand Wind has the words unable to keep at heart normally...... 当然了,他们也很理解,因为智力不足,又对战弑神,巨大压力加上激动,沙风心里有话藏不住才正常…… Even they, when facing Shi Shen(God-Slaying), never doesn't have little out-of-control? 就算是他们自己,在面对弑神的时候,何尝没有一点点失控呢? Hei Zhou hears the words that Yue Yang screams, on the face is not slightly angry. 黑昼听见了岳阳大声嚷嚷的话,脸上丝毫也不恼。 corner of the mouth. 唇角 Also has a happy expression. 还带着点笑意。 Cannon fodder who anyway brings bringing death, must that intelligent what are you doing, the intelligence low point be good, died definitely not distressed! 反正是个拿来送死的炮灰,要那么聪明干嘛,智力低点好,死了才不心疼
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