„SmallShenhao, gets out of bedin the morning, is raisingon the pants the latrine......”
“小小神豪,清早起床,提着裤子上茅房……”Wang Yandelicioussnort/hum the folk song, is entering the cogon grass...... the ultra-largebathroom.汪言美滋滋的哼着小调,走进茅……超大卫生间。Carefullyis looking atoneto the mirror, the smilefloats the cheeks, excitedhits a soundto refer.
对着镜子仔细看一阵,笑容浮上脸颊,兴奋的打个响指。
_ lead!
帅!Actually, mustmediateto compare the sweeping changeyesterday, and woodhas.
其实,要说和昨天相比有多大变化,并木有。However, withoncepoorcompared withstudentcompared with, trulyacts like a different person.
但是,和曾经的穷比学生相比,确实是判若两人。Thistypebit by bitimproves, every daygets out of bedto the newday of hopefulfeeling, isWang Yanhas never experiencedjoyfulness.
这种一点一点变好,每天起床都对新的一天充满希望的感觉,是汪言从未体验过的愉悦。Yeah!
哎!Howlifecanbe so happy!生活怎么可以这么美好!
......
……Washes the faceto clean the teethto shave, straightens upearnestly, Wang YangivesLiu Liround of WeChat.
洗脸刷牙刮胡子,认真拾掇完,汪言给刘璃发微信。„little fairy maiden do youget out of bed? Cancometo have the breakfast?”
“小仙女你起床没?要不要过来吃早餐?”Waited for 10minutes, 30,000not to have the sound, Wang Yan to go downstairsoneselfto eat.
等了十分钟,三万始终没动静,汪言只好下楼自己吃。Lin Weiweidoes not knowto live at school;林薇薇不晓得住没住校;Fu Yushihad just had the breakfastyesterdaytogether, regardless ofthere is a personto mind,Wang Yanmuststudyavoiding suspicion;傅雨诗昨天刚刚一起吃过早餐,无论有没有人介意,汪言都得学着避嫌;Reyi Nawucannotcall, the day before yesterdaythatmatterwas very awkward, mustgiveothers the young womanalleviationmood the time;热依娜吾更不能叫,前天那事儿挺尴尬的,得给人家小姑娘缓解情绪的时间;Lu Yuanyuan, Wang XueandOld Han outside area.卢媛媛、王雪、老韩都在外地。
Such a calculates,solemnShenhao can only play, the pity of quiteloner.
这么一算,堂堂一神豪只能自己玩,孤家寡人的好可怜。Naturally, Chief Wangdoes not care.
当然,汪总也不在乎。Takes a strolltodownstairsbuffet, has not waitedto carry the tray, cellphonesuddenly resounds.
溜溜达达到楼下自助餐厅,没等端起盘子,手机突然响起来。Wang Yanlooked,accidental/surprised——Lin Weiweihits.汪言一看,意外之极——林薇薇打来的。„Hey, Sister Weiwei?”
“喂,薇薇姐?”„Got up? Tidies upwith a sense of urgencygoes downstairswith a sense of urgency, Iinwest1parking lotyou.”
“起来了?抓紧收拾抓紧下楼,我在西一门停车场等你。”„Why......”
“干嘛……”Lin Weiweithisneat, Wang Yana few wordshave not asked, the telephonehung.林薇薇这个干脆利落,汪言一句话都没问完,电话挂了。Thatgoes.
得,那就去呗。Shangri-La Hotelotherare not many, the parking lothasentirefive, outside the groundundergroundsouthwesteast...... changes not a ripeperson, mustcircleveiledQuan is not possible.香格里拉饭店别的不多,停车场有整整五个,地上地下西南东外……换个不熟的人,非得绕蒙圈不可。Wang Yanis not ripe, butin the matterdoes not haveDavedefinitely, does not needto ask, with.汪言也不熟,但是内事不决有Dave,都不用问,跟着走就得了。FoundLin Weiwei'sredA4, Wang Yanpulls openco-pilotto drive, sitslaterfirstnot to greetwithher, is suspendingtokey stationaboveLoki, stretched outfinger„” a ball.
找到林薇薇的红A4,汪言拉开副驾驶,坐进去以后没先和她打招呼,对着主控台上面的洛基摆件,伸出指头“啪”的一弹。Pendulum of springfoundation„dē dē dē dē” the crazyswing, knockscephalont, Wang YanRefreshedis happy, smilinglikely a big kidis ordinary.
弹簧底座的摆件“嘚嘚嘚嘚”的疯狂摇摆,磕头虫似的,汪言神清气爽心情舒畅,笑得像个大孩子一般。„hā hā, has wantedto come, crisp!”
“哈哈,早就想这么来一下了,爽!”Will continueto starttoThunder God, Lin Weiweicatcheshim, aerobic, funnycomplaint: „Yousaid that youare weak? Sitstome!”
正要继续对雷神下手,林薇薇一把拽住他,又好气,又好笑的埋怨:“你说你幼稚不幼稚?给我坐好!”Wang Yanhas a look atLin Weiwei, has a look atLoki, Thunder GodandCapt. Americathreeto chatagain, curls the lip.汪言看看林薇薇,再看看洛基、雷神、美队三大摆件,撇撇嘴。„Deadface/colordog!”
“死颜狗!”„What did yousay?!”
“你说啥?!”Lin Weiweiacts, the eyeis flashing the cold light, liketwoknife.林薇薇动作一顿,眼睛闪着寒光,像两把小刀似的扎过来。Veryis actually scary, butWang Yanhad not instigated, the resentment of smilingruthless character behind a gentle appearancegoes back: „big sister, are you Imperial Capitalbiglittle girlare good? Thisvoiceisto studywhoseah?”
倒是挺吓人的,但是汪言一点没怂,笑眯眯绵里藏针的怼回去:“大姐,你是帝都大妞好不好?这口音是学的谁啊?”Mustsay that sometimesLin Weiwei'sthoughtmarvel, directlywas also very askedstares, thinking of pretending to be serious, is a little suddenly annoying.
要说林薇薇的思维有时候也挺奇葩的,直接被问一愣,煞有介事的想了想,突然有点懊恼。„! Who can also be? Lu Yuanyuan! The Northeastern Mandarinassimilatory powerwas too strong, my authenticImperial Capitalvoicecurrentlyalwayshassmoulderingcornstubbletaste......”
“靠!还能是谁?卢媛媛呗!东北话的同化力太强了,我这正宗的帝都口音现在总有一股挥之不去的苞米茬子味儿……”hā hā!哈哈!Wantssuchtrue feelingstrue feelingsah?
要不要这么真情实感啊?Wang Yanis happy, buries for a long timedoubtsto ask the exit|to speak the heartfinally: „Yeah, Sister Weiwei, were youundertotalsquattingTianqiaolistened tocrosstalkahin childhood?”汪言乐得不行,终于把心底埋藏已久的疑惑问出口:“哎,薇薇姐,你小时候是不是总蹲天桥底下听相声啊?”„DeadDoggyyouowe the hammerreally!”
“死狗子你真是欠锤!”Lin Weiweifirst timehearsthisappraisalsince birth, air/Qidoes a lot of talking.林薇薇有生以来头一次听到这种评价,气得直磨牙。Howeverhas not waited forherto begin, Wang Yanraises handto surrenderimmediately: „sisterIwas wrong!”
但是没等她动手,汪言马上举手投降:“姐我错了!”„......”
“……”Lin Weiweithatcalledspeechless, trampledspatiallyis stepping on the accelerator.林薇薇那叫一个无语,空踹着把油门踩到底。Audiwū wūis roaring, is puffingprobably.奥迪呜呜的咆哮着,就好像在喘粗气。Wang Yan?汪言呢?Boardboardentiresittingis good, grabs the seat belt, the pile of dog-legflatters the smile: „Sister Weiwei, why do wego?”
板板整整的坐好,抓着安全带,狗腿的堆出讨好笑脸:“薇薇姐,咱干嘛去?”Lin Weiweifelt that the heart and liverhurts, the charactercharacterweeps blood: „Little Colored Glazeloves dearlyyou, fearsyouto be bored, askingusto have the timeto accompanyyouto visitCapital City, Iwent to bedyesterday morning, around 3 : 00 crawl, takesyouto tasteImperial Capitalto eatacrosshalfCapital City, finallyyousuchtome......”林薇薇感觉心肝都疼,字字泣血:“小琉璃心疼你,怕你无聊,拜托我们有时间陪你逛逛京城,我昨天凌晨才上床,三点多就爬起来,穿过半个京城来接你去品尝帝都名吃,结果你就这么对我……”Wang Yancalm and collectedlyshoots a look ather, is plain, has not put on make-up; The headscrews onflat cap, has not washed hair; An upper bodyT-shirt and lower part of the bodyonehot-pants, have not dressed upspecially.汪言不动声色的瞥一眼她,素面朝天,没化妆;头上扣一鸭舌帽,没洗头;上身一件T恤、下身一条热裤,没特意打扮。
Does 3 : 00 amget out of bed?
凌晨3点起床?Fart!
屁!Most6points, washed the facego out.
最多六点起来的,洗把脸就出门了。Could not do wellhad not gone homeyesterday, school that lived indirectly.
搞不好昨天都没回家,直接住的学校。
The Lin WeiweiXianglinsaoresemblestalked overdoes not have, whenresponded, first looked,Wang Yancloselysipped the lip, cleareyewaterWang Wang's, the whole faceis being moved, butdid not speak.林薇薇祥林嫂似的念叨着却没等到回应,偏头一看,汪言紧紧抿着嘴唇,清澈的眼睛水汪汪的,满脸感动,但就是不吭声。
...... Thiswhatsituation?
呃……这啥情况?routine of old ladywaseffective, hasn't usedahsoftly?
老娘的套路到底是奏效了,还是没软用啊?Lin Weiweiis a little ignorant, first timethought that intelligence quotientemotional quotientis insufficient, becomes doubtfulat heart: Dead is Doggysodifficultto doah?林薇薇有点懵,头一次觉得智商情商不够用,心里直犯嘀咕:死狗子怎么这么难搞啊?Is only18years old of ah...... monster!
才18岁啊……妖孽!Wang Yanlooks at the Lin Weiwei'sprofile, suppressesat heartis smilingbadly: Develops, youthendevelop, to the playdoes not calculate that Ilose!汪言看着林薇薇的侧脸,心里憋着坏笑:演,你接着演,对不上戏算我输!Was not just self-satisfied for twoseconds, saw onlyLin Weiweieyeballturning roundrevolutionstwo, suddenlyunfolded the faceto smile, beautifulsuch as the peonybloomed.
刚得意没两秒,只见林薇薇眼珠子滴溜溜转两圈,突然展颜一笑,明媚如牡丹花绽放。„Sits, sisterleadsyouto tastetrueImperial Capitalgourmet food, the worldtreasure!”
“坐好,姐带你去尝尝真正的帝都美食,天下奇珍!”
?!
诶?!Suchgoodto speak?
这么好说话的么?Notlikeyourstyleah......
不像你风格啊……
The Wang Yansteepsleep/feltis not wonderful, but the personin the pirate ship...... on the clevervehicle, the woodmustrevolt, can only allow nature to take its course.汪言陡觉不妙,但是人已经在贼船……贼车上,木得反抗,只能顺其自然。Thisopens, doesTiananmenfromWudaokoudirectly, stillhad not stopped, killsSecond Ring South.
这一开,直接从五道口干到天安门,仍旧未停,一路杀到南二环。Lin Weiweistops the car(riage)inpraying for a good harvest the roadsideparking lot of avenue, Wang Yanbuilds the shedto look, frontshortlywas notTemple of Heaven.林薇薇把车停在祈年大街的路边停车场里,汪言手搭棚子一看,嗬,前面不远眼瞅着就是天坛了。„? Lateryouplanned that leadsmeto strollTemple of Heavenah?”
“诶?待会你打算带我逛天坛啊?”Lin Weiweisunnysmiling: „Latersaidagainlater, firsthas the breakfast!”林薇薇阳光明媚的笑:“待会再说待会的,先吃早饭!”Turning aroundstridedirect acting.
转身大步直行。Wang Yanfollowsinherbehind, inexplicableis a little hurried.汪言跟在她身后,莫名的有点慌。Howalwaysto think that isn't the goodmatter?
怎么总觉得不是啥好事儿呢?Has not waitedto ponder overto understand,crossed the onestreet, the place.
没等琢磨明白,过一条马路,地方到了。Raised the head, sees a commonandancientsignboard, writesfourlarge characters: Yin San's Soy Milk.
一抬头,看到一张不起眼又古旧的牌匾,写着四个大字:尹三豆汁。fuck!卧槽!see againyou!再见吧您呐!Turns aroundslides. Wang YancomesImperial Capital is so long, althoughdoes not haveto attempttruly, butto the given name of thisthing, there ishear.
掉头就溜。汪言来帝都这么久,虽然没真正尝试过,但是对这玩意的大名,还是有所耳闻的。
Compared with it, the traditional Chinese medicineis the extravagantmouthrough, is tastyonebatch!
和它比起来,中药就是阔口阔落,好喝得一批!Lin Weiweihearsbehindsound, turns head, seesWang Yanto leap uptotenmetersbeyond, holds a roadlightpost, seemsmaycrawlanytime.林薇薇听到身后的动静,一回头,就见汪言已经蹿到十米外,扶着一根路灯杆,好似随时都有可能爬上去。„Ifaint! Do youdoah?”
“我晕!你干嘛啊?”„Do youdo?”
“你干嘛?”„Leadsyouto tasteImperial Capitalcharacteristicsah!”
“带你品尝帝都特色啊!”„Ido not taste, wetradeone!”
“我不尝,咱换一家!”„Igo! sisterhasto driveto takeyouto toss abouttosouth cityearly in the morningagainleadsyouto drinkImperial Capitalbestsoy milk, don't yougivesurfaceunexpectedly?”
“我去!姐起个大早开车接你再一路折腾到南城带你喝帝都最好的豆汁,你居然这么不给面儿?”„Un.”
“嗯。”
Do youalsodareto nod?
你还敢点头?0.1timesinsufficient, youhave also nodded!
点一次都不够,你还一直点头!
The Lin Weiweiaerobicandfunny, biglong legstarts to walk, twostepson as crossasWang Yanin front, ominousstares.林薇薇又好气又好笑,大长腿迈开,两步就跨到汪言面前,凶巴巴的一瞪眼睛。„Reallydoesn't show due respect for the feelings?”
“真不给面子?”Wang Yanonesecondnothesitant, throws the headdirectly.汪言一秒钟都没犹豫,直接扑楞脑袋。Ifin the cartoon, in the Lin Weiwei'swine redcolorlong haircertainhas raised upwisp of dullwool, along withbigsupercilious lookandjet blackforehead......
如果是在漫画里,林薇薇的酒红色长发里一定已经竖起一缕呆毛,伴随着大大的白眼和漆黑的额头……Howeverthisis the reality, thereforeLin Weiweiis onlyregrettablesighing.
然而这是现实,所以林薇薇只是遗憾的叹口气。„Youshouldbe the monkey, iswhatdog! Ok, wetradeplace.”
“你应该属猴,属什么狗!行吧,咱换个地儿。”„Sister Weiis wise!”
“薇姐英明!”Wang Yanchanges a smileinstantaneously, thenthinks, earnestmakes up an explanation: „ActuallyIborn in the year of the ox.”汪言瞬间变出一张笑脸,然后想了想,认认真真的补上一句说明:“其实我属牛。”huu haaandhuu haa.呼哧、呼哧。
The bodysidehears the respitesound of cowsuddenly.
身侧突然传来牛的喘息声。
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