LSD :: Volume #1

#81: see again you


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Small Shenhao, gets out of bed in the morning, is raising on the pants the latrine......” “小小神豪,清早起床,提着裤子上茅房……” Wang Yan delicious snort/hum the folk song, is entering the cogon grass...... the ultra-large bathroom. 汪言美滋滋的哼着小调,走进茅……超大卫生间。 Carefully is looking at one to the mirror, the smile floats the cheeks, excited hits a sound to refer. 对着镜子仔细看一阵,笑容浮上脸颊,兴奋的打个响指。 _ lead! 帅! Actually, must mediate to compare the sweeping change yesterday, and wood has. 其实,要说和昨天相比有多大变化,并木有。 However, with once poor compared with student compared with, truly acts like a different person. 但是,和曾经的穷比学生相比,确实是判若两人。 This type bit by bit improves, every day gets out of bed to the new day of hopeful feeling, is Wang Yan has never experienced joyfulness. 这种一点一点变好,每天起床都对新的一天充满希望的感觉,是汪言从未体验过的愉悦。 Yeah! 哎! How life can be so happy! 生活怎么可以这么美好! ...... …… Washes the face to clean the teeth to shave, straightens up earnestly, Wang Yan gives Liu Li round of WeChat. 洗脸刷牙刮胡子,认真拾掇完,汪言刘璃微信 little fairy maiden do you get out of bed? Can come to have the breakfast?” 小仙女你起床没?要不要过来吃早餐?” Waited for 10 minutes, 30,000 not to have the sound, Wang Yan to go downstairs oneself to eat. 等了十分钟,三万始终没动静,汪言只好下楼自己吃。 Lin Weiwei does not know to live at school ; 林薇薇不晓得住没住校; Fu Yushi had just had the breakfast yesterday together, regardless of there is a person to mind, Wang Yan must study avoiding suspicion ; 傅雨诗昨天刚刚一起吃过早餐,无论有没有人介意,汪言都得学着避嫌; Reyi Nawu cannot call, the day before yesterday that matter was very awkward, must give others the young woman alleviation mood the time ; 热依娜吾更不能叫,前天那事儿挺尴尬的,得给人家小姑娘缓解情绪的时间; Lu Yuanyuan, Wang Xue and Old Han outside area. 卢媛媛王雪老韩都在外地。 Such a calculates, solemn Shenhao can only play, the pity of quite loner. 这么一算,堂堂一神豪只能自己玩,孤家寡人的好可怜。 Naturally, Chief Wang does not care. 当然,汪总也不在乎。 Takes a stroll to downstairs buffet, has not waited to carry the tray, cellphone suddenly resounds. 溜溜达达到楼下自助餐厅,没等端起盘子,手机突然响起来。 Wang Yan looked, accidental/surprised —— Lin Weiwei hits. 汪言一看,意外之极——林薇薇打来的。 Hey, Sister Weiwei?” “喂,薇薇姐?” Got up? Tidies up with a sense of urgency goes downstairs with a sense of urgency, I in west 1 parking lot you.” “起来了?抓紧收拾抓紧下楼,我在西一门停车场等你。” Why......” “干嘛……” Lin Weiwei this neat, Wang Yan a few words have not asked, the telephone hung. 林薇薇这个干脆利落,汪言一句话都没问完,电话挂了。 That goes. 得,那就去呗。 Shangri-La Hotel other are not many, the parking lot has entire five, outside the ground underground southwest east...... changes not a ripe person, must circle veiled Quan is not possible. 香格里拉饭店别的不多,停车场有整整五个,地上地下西南东外……换个不熟的人,非得绕蒙圈不可。 Wang Yan is not ripe, but in the matter does not have Dave definitely, does not need to ask, with. 汪言也不熟,但是内事不决有Dave,都不用问,跟着走就得了。 Found Lin Weiwei's red A4, Wang Yan pulls open co-pilot to drive, sits later first not to greet with her, is suspending to key station above Loki, stretched out finger „” a ball. 找到林薇薇的红A4,汪言拉开副驾驶,坐进去以后没先和她打招呼,对着主控台上面的洛基摆件,伸出指头“啪”的一弹。 Pendulum of spring foundation dē dē dē dē the crazy swing, knocks cephalont, Wang Yan Refreshed is happy, smiling likely a big kid is ordinary. 弹簧底座的摆件“嘚嘚嘚嘚”的疯狂摇摆,磕头虫似的,汪言神清气爽心情舒畅,笑得像个大孩子一般。 hā hā, has wanted to come, crisp!” 哈哈,早就想这么来一下了,爽!” Will continue to start to Thunder God, Lin Weiwei catches him, aerobic, funny complaint: You said that you are weak? Sits to me!” 正要继续对雷神下手,林薇薇一把拽住他,又好气,又好笑的埋怨:“你说你幼稚不幼稚?给我坐好!” Wang Yan has a look at Lin Weiwei, has a look at Loki, Thunder God and Capt. America three to chat again, curls the lip. 汪言看看林薇薇,再看看洛基雷神美队三大摆件,撇撇嘴。 Dead face/color dog!” “死颜狗!” What did you say?!” “你说啥?!” Lin Weiwei acts, the eye is flashing the cold light, like two knife. 林薇薇动作一顿,眼睛闪着寒光,像两把小刀似的扎过来。 Very is actually scary, but Wang Yan had not instigated, the resentment of smiling ruthless character behind a gentle appearance goes back: big sister, are you Imperial Capital big little girl are good? This voice is to study whose ah?” 倒是挺吓人的,但是汪言一点没怂,笑眯眯绵里藏针的怼回去:“大姐,你是帝都大妞好不好?这口音是学的谁?” Must say that sometimes Lin Weiwei's thought marvel, directly was also very asked stares, thinking of pretending to be serious, is a little suddenly annoying. 要说林薇薇的思维有时候也挺奇葩的,直接被问一愣,煞有介事的想了想,突然有点懊恼。 „! Who can also be? Lu Yuanyuan! The Northeastern Mandarin assimilatory power was too strong, my authentic Imperial Capital voice currently always has smouldering corn stubble taste......” “靠!还能是谁?卢媛媛呗!东北话的同化力太强了,我这正宗的帝都口音现在总有一股挥之不去的苞米茬子味儿……” hā hā! 哈哈 Wants such true feelings true feelings ah? 要不要这么真情实感 Wang Yan is happy, buries for a long time doubts to ask the exit|to speak the heart finally: Yeah, Sister Weiwei, were you under total squatting Tianqiao listened to crosstalk ah in childhood?” 汪言乐得不行,终于把心底埋藏已久的疑惑问出口:“哎,薇薇姐,你小时候是不是总蹲天桥底下听相声?” Dead Doggy you owe the hammer really!” “死狗子你真是欠锤!” Lin Weiwei first time hears this appraisal since birth, air/Qi does a lot of talking. 林薇薇有生以来头一次听到这种评价,气得直磨牙。 However has not waited for her to begin, Wang Yan raises hand to surrender immediately: sister I was wrong!” 但是没等她动手,汪言马上举手投降:“我错了!” „......” “……” Lin Weiwei that called speechless, trampled spatially is stepping on the accelerator. 林薇薇那叫一个无语,空踹着把油门踩到底。 Audi wū wū is roaring, is puffing probably. 奥迪呜呜的咆哮着,就好像在喘粗气。 Wang Yan? 汪言呢? Board board entire sitting is good, grabs the seat belt, the pile of dog-leg flatters the smile: Sister Weiwei, why do we go?” 板板整整的坐好,抓着安全带,狗腿的堆出讨好笑脸:“薇薇姐,咱干嘛去?” Lin Weiwei felt that the heart and liver hurts, the character character weeps blood: Little Colored Glaze loves dearly you, fears you to be bored, asking us to have the time to accompany you to visit Capital City, I went to bed yesterday morning, around 3 : 00 crawl, takes you to taste Imperial Capital to eat across half Capital City, finally you such to me......” 林薇薇感觉心肝都疼,字字泣血:“小琉璃心疼你,怕你无聊,拜托我们有时间陪你逛逛京城,我昨天凌晨才上床,三点多就爬起来,穿过半个京城来接你去品尝帝都名吃,结果你就这么对我……” Wang Yan calm and collectedly shoots a look at her, is plain, has not put on make-up ; The head screws on flat cap, has not washed hair ; An upper body T-shirt and lower part of the body one hot-pants, have not dressed up specially. 汪言不动声色的瞥一眼她,素面朝天,没化妆;头上扣一鸭舌帽,没洗头;上身一件T恤、下身一条热裤,没特意打扮。 Does 3 : 00 am get out of bed? 凌晨3点起床? Fart! 屁! Most 6 points, washed the face go out. 最多六点起来的,洗把脸就出门了。 Could not do well had not gone home yesterday, school that lived in directly. 搞不好昨天都没回家,直接住的学校。 The Lin Weiwei Xianglinsao resembles talked over does not have, when responded, first looked, Wang Yan closely sipped the lip, clear eye water Wang Wang's, the whole face is being moved, but did not speak. 林薇薇祥林嫂似的念叨着却没等到回应,偏头一看,汪言紧紧抿着嘴唇,清澈的眼睛水汪汪的,满脸感动,但就是不吭声。 ...... This what situation? 呃……这啥情况? routine of old lady was effective, hasn't used ah softly? 老娘的套路到底是奏效了,还是没软用 Lin Weiwei is a little ignorant, first time thought that intelligence quotient emotional quotient is insufficient, becomes doubtful at heart: Dead is Doggy so difficult to do ah? 林薇薇有点懵,头一次觉得智商情商不够用,心里直犯嘀咕:死狗子怎么这么难搞 Is only 18 years old of ah...... monster! 才18岁……妖孽 Wang Yan looks at the Lin Weiwei's profile, suppresses at heart is smiling badly: Develops, you then develop, to the play does not calculate that I lose! 汪言看着林薇薇的侧脸,心里憋着坏笑:演,你接着演,对不上戏算我输! Was not just self-satisfied for two seconds, saw only Lin Weiwei eyeball turning round revolutions two, suddenly unfolded the face to smile, beautiful such as the peony bloomed. 刚得意没两秒,只见林薇薇眼珠子滴溜溜转两圈,突然展颜一笑,明媚如牡丹花绽放。 Sits, sister leads you to taste true Imperial Capital gourmet food, the world treasure!” “坐好,带你去尝尝真正的帝都美食,天下奇珍!” ?! 诶?! Such good to speak? 这么好说话的么? Not like your style ah...... 不像你风格…… The Wang Yan steep sleep/felt is not wonderful, but the person in the pirate ship...... on the clever vehicle, the wood must revolt, can only allow nature to take its course. 汪言陡觉不妙,但是人已经在贼船……贼车上,木得反抗,只能顺其自然。 This opens, does Tiananmen from Wudaokou directly, still had not stopped, kills Second Ring South. 这一开,直接从五道口干到天安门,仍旧未停,一路杀到南二环。 Lin Weiwei stops the car(riage) in praying for a good harvest the roadside parking lot of avenue, Wang Yan builds the shed to look , front shortly was not Temple of Heaven. 林薇薇把车停在祈年大街的路边停车场里,汪言手搭棚子一看,嗬,前面不远眼瞅着就是天坛了。 „? Later you planned that leads me to stroll Temple of Heaven ah?” “诶?待会你打算带我逛天坛?” Lin Weiwei sunny smiling: Later said again later, first has the breakfast!” 林薇薇阳光明媚的笑:“待会再说待会的,先吃早饭!” Turning around stride direct acting. 转身大步直行。 Wang Yan follows in her behind, inexplicable is a little hurried. 汪言跟在她身后,莫名的有点慌。 How always to think that isn't the good matter? 怎么总觉得不是啥好事儿呢? Has not waited to ponder over to understand, crossed the one street, the place. 没等琢磨明白,过一条马路,地方到了。 Raised the head, sees a common and ancient signboard, writes four large characters: Yin San's Soy Milk. 一抬头,看到一张不起眼又古旧的牌匾,写着四个大字:尹三豆汁 fuck! 卧槽 see again you! 再见吧您呐! Turns around slides. Wang Yan comes Imperial Capital is so long, although does not have to attempt truly, but to the given name of this thing, there is hear. 掉头就溜。汪言帝都这么久,虽然没真正尝试过,但是对这玩意的大名,还是有所耳闻的。 Compared with it, the traditional Chinese medicine is the extravagant mouth rough, is tasty one batch! 和它比起来,中药就是阔口阔落,好喝得一批! Lin Weiwei hears behind sound, turns head, sees Wang Yan to leap up to ten meters beyond, holds a road lightpost, seems may crawl anytime. 林薇薇听到身后的动静,一回头,就见汪言已经蹿到十米外,扶着一根路灯杆,好似随时都有可能爬上去。 I faint! Do you do ah?” “我晕!你干嘛?” „Do you do?” “你干嘛?” Leads you to taste Imperial Capital characteristics ah!” “带你品尝帝都特色!” I do not taste, we trade one!” “我不尝,咱换一家!” I go! sister has to drive to take you to toss about to south city early in the morning again leads you to drink Imperial Capital best soy milk, don't you give surface unexpectedly?” “我去!起个大早开车接你再一路折腾到南城带你喝帝都最好的豆汁,你居然这么不给面儿?” Un.” “嗯。” Do you also dare to nod? 你还敢点头? 0.1 times insufficient, you have also nodded! 点一次都不够,你还一直点头! The Lin Weiwei aerobic and funny, big long leg starts to walk, two steps on as cross as Wang Yan in front, ominous stares. 林薇薇又好气又好笑,大长腿迈开,两步就跨到汪言面前,凶巴巴的一瞪眼睛。 Really doesn't show due respect for the feelings?” “真不给面子?” Wang Yan one second not hesitant, throws the head directly. 汪言一秒钟都没犹豫,直接扑楞脑袋。 If in the cartoon, in the Lin Weiwei's wine red color long hair certain has raised up wisp of dull wool, along with big supercilious look and jet black forehead...... 如果是在漫画里,林薇薇的酒红色长发里一定已经竖起一缕呆毛,伴随着大大的白眼和漆黑的额头…… However this is the reality, therefore Lin Weiwei is only regrettable sighing. 然而这是现实,所以林薇薇只是遗憾的叹口气。 You should be the monkey, is what dog! Ok, we trade place.” “你应该属猴,属什么狗!行吧,咱换个地儿。” Sister Wei is wise!” 薇姐英明!” Wang Yan changes a smile instantaneously, then thinks, earnest makes up an explanation: Actually I born in the year of the ox.” 汪言瞬间变出一张笑脸,然后想了想,认认真真的补上一句说明:“其实我属牛。” huu haa and huu haa. 呼哧呼哧 The body side hears the respite sound of cow suddenly. 身侧突然传来牛的喘息声。
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