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#74: The eldest uncle ostentation is really good


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Beauty Radar 美女雷达 multifunctional radar for detect beautiful woman material, use needs independent to pay expenses each time 【用于探测美女资料的多功能雷达,每次使用需要单独付费】 Selling price: 500000 【售价:50万 This week the commodity that renovates, explained that unprecedented brief, the selling price dies expensively, therefore Wang Yan had not set firm resolve, must buy. 本周刷新出来的商品,说明前所未有的简略,售价又死贵,所以汪言一直没有下定决心,要不要买。 Now turns it ; first, because well-to-do the —— cash had 1,060,000, can accumulate 380000 by next Monday again, the purchase next week's commodity has more than enough to spare. 现在之所以把它翻出来,一是因为经济宽裕了——现金有106万,到下周一还能再攒出38万,购买下周的商品都绰绰有余。 Second, because Wang Yan is born suddenly some anticipations to multipurpose three characters. 二是因为汪言突然对“多功能”三个字诞生一些期待。 Can be able detect to the former boyfriend, the present boyfriend and the sentimental experience beautiful woman? 会不会可以探测到美女的前男友、现男友、感情经历? Rotten matter that this can avoid being rivals for sexual favor as far as possible and so on. 这样就可以尽量避免争风吃醋之类的烂事。 Can be able to lie detect to the beautiful woman? 会不会可以探测到美女有没有撒谎? This can never to be deceived. 这样就可以永不上当受骗。 Can...... 会不会…… In brief, the imaginary space is very big, definitely will have the use, nothing but is many issue. 总而言之,想象空间很大,肯定会有用处,无非就是多少的问题。 That buys! 那就买吧! The cash falls 560000, Experience jumps to 58 / 2500, the radar succeeds in obtaining. 现金降到56万,经验值跳到58/2500,雷达到手。 Finally can see the complete operating instructions. 终于可以看到全部的使用说明了。 However re-focuses on Beauty Radar, First jumps unexpectedly is a very new prompt. 但是将注意力转向【美女雷达】,首先跳出来的居然是一个非常新鲜的提示。 Beauty Radar before the use, needs to test the aesthetic tendency of host officially, takes the score standard by this. Asked the host to shut tightly the eyes, immersed to the test in 美女雷达在正式使用前,需要测试宿主的审美倾向,以此作为评分标准。请宿主紧闭双眼,沉浸到测试中】 Interesting! 有趣! Has a slang to be called Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder, fully explained the aesthetic uncertainty. 有句俗话叫做“情人眼里出西施”,充分说明了审美的不确定性。 Everyone aesthetic different, the appraisal to same girl naturally cannot be the same, the most typical example, is Wang Yan's class monitor Yu Qiuli. 每个人的审美不同,对同一个妹子的评价自然不会相同,最典型的例子,就是汪言的班长于秋丽 Now Wang Yan starts to understand that appreciated her beauty, but before? 现在汪言开始懂得欣赏她的美了,但是以前呢? The appraisal is very ugly! 评价是丑八怪 Quite is not obviously objective. 明显相当不客观。 Wang Yan shuts tightly the eyes immediately, invests into the test. 汪言立即紧闭双眼,投入到测试中。 Said is the test, actually flashes through the woman projections in the mind, western East the Africa of Central Asia...... 说是测试,其实只是在脑海里闪过一个又一个的女人投影,东方的西方的中亚的非洲的…… The biggest common ground is is very attractive. 最大的共同点就是都很漂亮。 The biggest pleasant surprise is, including boundless many teacher. 最大的惊喜就是,其中包括着茫茫多的老师 Has teacher worn the clothes? 老师穿没穿衣服? Nonsense! 废话! Sees the fearful and apprehensive time, the test stops suddenly. 看到心惊胆战的时候,测试戛然而止。 Then, the Beauty Radar operation interface appeared. 然后,美女雷达的操作界面出现了。 Has tested host aesthetic standard, System in light of human esthetics, fair and just score 【已测试宿主审美标准,系统将结合人类美学,公允评分 Beauty Radar Single-person Detection Mode —— 美女雷达单人探测模式—— Detect Acquaintances: Knows the name and appearance then starts, each kilometer charge 10000 Yuan 探测熟人:知晓名字和长相即可发动,每公里收费1万元】 Detect Strangers: In the apparent distance, telephone conversation, net chatted detect, each kilometer charge 10000 Yuan 探测陌生人:视距内、通话中、网聊中均可探测,每公里收费1万元】 Information Feedback: name, age, location, face value points, stature points and specialty points 反馈信息:姓名年龄位置颜值分身材分特殊分 Sees here, Wang Yan impatient wish has tried. 只是看到这里,汪言就已经迫不及待的想要试一下了。 Some much information compare vague, tries to know what's the matter. 有很多信息比较模糊,试一下才知道怎么回事。 That...... detect Fu Yushi! 那就……探测傅雨诗 Reason that chooses Wittle Pwincess, pure is because curious —— is to or right? 之所以选择小公举,单纯是因为好奇——到底是对还是对? Without the special necessity, Wang Yan does not plan detect 30,000, the reason is very simple: Does not want to peep at her privacy. 如果没有特殊的必要,汪言并不打算探测三万,原因很简单:不想窥视她的隐私。 The wages were deducted 10,000, the feedback arrive immediately. 工资被扣掉一万,反馈马上到位。 Fu Yushi, 19 years old, face value 96, stature 88, special 90, presently location: Diwu No. 7 building. 傅雨诗,19岁,颜值96,身材88,特殊90,当前位置:帝舞七号楼。 Each information can launch again. 每一个信息都可以再次展开。 For example 19 years old, thought one centralized, immediately presents the specific birthday: 1996.08 .28. 比如19岁,意念一集中,立即出现具体生日:1996.08.28。 Well? Can Wittle Pwincess celebrate a birthday immediately? 咦?小公举马上就要过生日了? The information is ill-gotten, first pretends not knowing...... 呃,信息来路不正,先装不知道吧…… Looks at face value again, the appraisal is: Fineness unspotted, under no makeup condition the facial features were extremely still beautiful. 再看颜值,评价为:精致无瑕疵,无妆状态下五官仍旧极美。 stature: Height 167, body weight 45 KG, on encircles 85 to encircle 73, waist 56 , TW 83. 身材:身高167,体重45KG,上围85下围73,腰围56,TW83。 Wang Yan knits the brows, asked: Cannot understand, can simple? 汪言一皱眉,默问:看不懂,能简单点么? +! + Receive! 收到! Wang Yan understood finally, but actually...... still does not know is what scale. 汪言终于懂了,但是其实……仍旧不知道是什么规模。 Only point very definite —— Nawu and Wittle Pwincess have not spoken the truth, hā hā! 唯独一点很确定——娜吾小公举都没说实话,哈哈 Very is truly vacant, is last, specialty points. 真正特别茫然的,是最后一项,特殊分 What is that? 那是什么? System returns said: Skin gloss and elasticity,......, physiological health wait/etc. 系统回曰:皮肤光泽、弹性,……,生理健康程度等等。 Wang Yan savors for quite a while, always thought that elasticity behind that comma was overwhelmed with emotion very much...... is I wants? 汪言咂摸半天,总觉得“弹性”后面那个逗号很销魂……是我想多了吧? The innocent young youngster lets off conveniently, has not gone into seriously. 纯情小少年随手放过,没有深究。 Turns head , to continue to study the radar. 回过头来,继续研究雷达。 Range pattern: 100000 / each time 【范围模式:10万/每次】 Designated area and range, or take host as center of circle, to surrounding detect one kilometer diameter 【指定区域、范围,或者以宿主为圆心,向周围探测一公里直径】 Surpasses 1 kilometer every time, then must pay the 100000 Yuan additionally 【每超出一公里,则需额外支付10万元】 Information Feedback: name, age, location, face value points, stature points and specialty points 反馈信息:姓名年龄位置颜值分身材分特殊分 Note: Regardless of what pattern, face value is lower than 90 points is unable detect 【注:无论何种模式,颜值低于90分的都无法探测 I go! Good especially radar of inflation! 我去!好特么膨胀的雷达! 89 points enough on Goddess, you special looked that is disinclined to look?! 89分都够得上女神了,你特么看都懒得看?! awesome! 牛比 After the shock, Wang Yan suddenly feels this range detect pattern a little pit...... 震惊之后,汪言突然觉得这个范围探测模式有点坑…… Where on looks so many over 90 points beautiful woman ah? 上哪找那么多90分以上的美女 If starts range to scan a time, in a result 1 kilometer range does not have the goal, to squander 100000? 要是发动一次范围扫描,结果一公里范围内没有目标,岂不是白扔10万 Really wants to use, how must add several kilometers again, is saving spatially. 真想用,怎么都得再加几公里,省着走空。 Then will have a new problem: Spends 200,000~300,000 to use one time, how many beautiful women detect, actually to owe? 然后就会出现一个新问题:花掉二三十万使用一次,探测到几个美女,究竟亏不亏? Wang Yan is indefinite, but wants to try. 汪言不确定,但是很想试一试。 The stand the bar one street center, the radar starts, should very be interesting? 站到酒吧一条街中央,雷达一开,应该会很有趣吧? Or, tries now? 要不,现在就去试试? Wang Yan like the cat grasps itchy, Lil' Wang Yan is also ready to make trouble at heart. 汪言心里就像猫抓似的痒,汪小言亦随之蠢蠢欲动。 However long time, endures suffering to give up hesitant finally. 但是犹豫良久,最终忍痛放弃。 The wave wants the wave, but should not be now. 浪是一定要浪的,但不应该是现在。 By Wang Yan present intelligence and emotional quotient, has been able to sense truth —— not to want dimly, when the desire most intense and most impulsive makes any decision. 汪言如今的智力情商,已经能够朦朦胧胧的感悟出一个道理——不要在欲望最强烈、最冲动的时候做出任何决定。 Must wait till is slightly calmer, tranquil, makes the decision again. 要等到稍微冷静一些、平静一些,再去做决定。 So, can achieve is controlled by the desire, true enjoyment life. 如此,才能够做到不被欲望支配,真正的享受生活 Good, broken sleep/felt broken sleep/felt! 好吧,碎觉碎觉! One of Wang Yan on toward the bed but actually, no longer thinks that some do not have, quick heavy goes off, night of fast asleep. 汪言往床上一倒,不再想那些有的没的,很快沉沉睡去,一夜酣眠 In the morning naturally wakes up, Refreshed. 早上自然醒来,神清气爽 Turns on the automatic window curtains, stretches to stretch in the warm dawn, mood stick . 打开自动窗帘,在温暖的晨曦中抻个懒腰,心情棒棒哒。 Has a look at the time, 6 : 30, is preparing to make Liu Li to have the breakfast, actually discovered that one her information, sends at 5:50. 看看时间,才六点半,正准备约刘璃来吃早饭,却发现一条她的信息,发于5点50分。 Clever Wang, I must have the breakfast now, then practices the basic skills, to prepare to rehearse one -and-a-half hours to accompany you to eat meal at noon, little darling wait for me!()( Compared with heart)” 乖汪,我现在就得去吃早饭,然后练基本功、准备排练中午有一个半小时时间陪你吃饭,乖乖等我!(亲亲)(比心)” Good...... 那好吧…… However the buffet breakfast of two person share cannot waste. 但是双人份的自助早餐不能浪费。 Writes one news SMS conveniently: Who got up? The free self-service early meal ticket does not need to waste, now recruits to accompany to eat one.” 随手写一条消息群发:“谁起来了?免费的自助早餐券不用浪费,现在招募陪吃一名。” Half of people do not have the sound, should not get out of bed or be busy. 一半人没动静,应该是没起床或者在忙。 Reyi Nawu cries chirp: big brother, I was really cannot eat again, let off me!” 热依娜吾哭唧唧:“大哥,我是真不能再吃了,放过我吧!” Lin Weiwei: I at home. Arrived you there, charge for oil enough I eat for day. Today you play yourself!( Funny) ah is not right, oneself play!” 林薇薇:“我在家。到你那儿,油钱够我吃一天的。今儿你就玩自己吧!(滑稽)不对,自己玩!” Han Luzhou: „The eldest uncle present ostentation is really good!( Thumb)” 韩路洲:“大爷现在的排场真牛!(大拇指)” Fu Yushi: wait for me.” 傅雨诗:“等我。” Ok, good, brother does not select. 行吧,有一个就挺好,不挑。 „......” “……” Has not selected the dumb inflation dog at heart! 心里没点B数的膨胀狗! Puts 30 days ago, what qualifications do you special have to select Fu Yushi?! 搁30天前,你特么有什么资格挑傅雨诗?! ...... …… Takes a bath to clean the teeth, blows the hair simply, wears draws the Hermes slipper to go downstairs. 洗澡刷牙,简单吹吹头发,趿拉着爱马仕的拖鞋下楼。 Did not sit down for two minutes to the great hall waiting area, Fu Yushi. 到大堂等候区坐下没两分钟,傅雨诗到了。 96 points of ultra-high face value girl, wear the one lax T-shirt today, the lower part of the body one cowboy shorts, similarly wears is drawing the big slipper, peaceful walks. 96分的超高颜值妹子,今天穿着一条松松垮垮的T恤,下身一条牛仔短裤,同样趿拉着大拖鞋,安安静静的走来。 tsk tsk, little fairy maiden descends to earth, is today neighbor little sis ah? 啧啧,小仙女下凡,今儿是邻家小妹 ************ ************ Heard that PY King blue white God also pushed Life Series Shenhao, at this moment I want to send the expression package...... 听说PY王者蓝白神也推了生活系神豪,此刻我很想发个表情包…… «Underground City Player», do you dare to let loose that city lord to let me? 《地下城玩家》,你敢不敢放开那个城主让我来? The manual dog head maintains life! 手动狗头保命!
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