„Whatgood luckwhatgood luck?!”
“什么彩头什么彩头?!”Curiouslyandmost excited, inevitablyisReyi Nawu.
最好奇、最兴奋的,必然是热依娜吾。
The Lin Weiweismall handwields: „Playsto digsmall, hits the 13bureau, eachgame of loserdrinksoneglass of liquor. Finallywhofirsthits the full13pointswhowins, wonsetting the topic, lostgives the performance!”林薇薇小手一挥:“玩刨幺,打十三局,每局输家喝一杯酒。最后谁先打满13分谁赢,赢的出题,输的表演节目!”
!
唰!
The Wang Yan'seyesuddenphilosophygets up, profound.汪言的眼睛突然哲学起来,深邃得不行。Diwulittle elder sisterprogram?帝舞小姐姐的节目?Ilike!
我喜欢!Reyi NawuandFu Yushido not have the objection, cracks a joke, Diwu's will girlfear the performance?热依娜吾和傅雨诗也没有异议,开玩笑,帝舞的妹子会怕表演?„Howto group?”
“怎么分组?”„draw lotsah.”
“抽签啊。”Finally, Fu YushiandLin Weiweipull outtoonegroup, Reyi NawuandWang Yanonegroup.
最终,傅雨诗和林薇薇抽到一组,热依娜吾和汪言一组。Wang Yanonesuddenly, the feelingis at heart cool.汪言心里一突,感觉要凉。Immediatelyraised the protest: „Iwill not play that you said that but alsodivides the same placewithNawume, thisnotpitting a person?”
立即提出抗议:“我不会玩你们说的这个,还把我跟娜吾分一块,这不坑人呢么?”UselessFu YushiandLin Weiweispoke, Reyi Nawufirstexploded.
都没用傅雨诗和林薇薇发话,热依娜吾自己就先炸了。„Howdividedwithmetogether?! Whatexpression is your?!”
“跟我分一块怎么了?!你那是什么表情?!”
Did yousay?
你说怎么了?Yourwhatintelligence quotient, don't yourselfhave the points?
你什么智商,你自己心里就没点数么?Youfollowto protest, digs upFu Yushior the Lin Weiwei'sthigh, at leastalsosomehopes of winning?
你跟着抗议一下,扒上傅雨诗或者林薇薇的大腿,起码还有赢的希望,是不是?Why bother to dragmeinto the water!
何苦非得拖着我下水!ah of Wang Yanthisair/Qi, is what a pity weak, finallyandNawugets together.汪言这气的啊,可惜势单力孤,最终还是得和娜吾搭伙。„Snort! Even iflosesmestill to pullyou!”
“哼!就算输我也得牵上你!”
The Nawuto rubarmnetsleeve, thatvigorvigor, does not knowalsowhythinks to the bigenterprise.娜吾撸胳膊网袖子,那劲劲儿的,不知道的还以为要干什么大事业呢。Thentriesto playtwogames, theirthreeteach the Wang Yanrule.
接下来试玩两局,她们三个教汪言规则。Diggingsmallisonetypeis simple, is in voguenorth the Yellow Riveralluniversitypokergames, in the intelligentcellphonenotspeciallydevelopedtime, whichbedroom, ifhas not playedhas dugsmall, was not equal tocompletehas gotten upuniversity.
刨幺是一种非常简单,盛行于黄河以北所有大学的扑克游戏,在智能手机没有特别发达的时代,哪个寝室要是没玩过刨幺,就等于没有完整的上过大学。ByWang Yanpresentintelligence, studiesquickly, twogamescrossed, know in heart.
以汪言现在的智力,学起来很快,两局一过,心里有数了。Oneselfguidetempo, so long as the Nawusignis goodenough, canwin.
自己引导节奏,只要娜吾的牌够好,还是可以赢的。Really, formallystartsto play, everyonehas the victory and defeatmutually, drinkingone after another.
果然,正式开始玩的时候,大家互有胜负,一杯接一杯的喝酒。Howeverplays the latetime, the Wang Yan'ssignstartspulpy, varioustypeswatchoppositeperformance, withouttwominutes, made into13 : 8.
然而玩到后期的时候,汪言的牌开始稀烂,各种看对面表演,没两分钟,就被打成13:8。Lin WeiweiandFu Yushibring disgrace or dishonor on, excitedjumps.林薇薇和傅雨诗一摔牌,兴奋的跳起来。„Oh! Comeon , baby! Subjects to a penalty!”
“噢耶!Comeon,baby!来受罚!”Wang YanandNawulook at each otherone, simultaneously the stemdraws out the neck: „Punishespunishes. Yousaid that performancewhat?”汪言和娜吾对视一眼,同时梗起脖子:“罚就罚呗。你们说吧,表演什么?”Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushigatheringsame place, whispered the half of the day, an intermittentbadnesssmiled.林薇薇和傅雨诗凑到一块,嘀嘀咕咕半天,一阵阵的坏笑。Goodto infiltrate the personespecially!
好特么渗人!„Youfavored......”
“你们看好了……”Lin WeiweidrawsFu Yushito arrive at the wall, warnedWang Yan: „Mustaccording toourrequestperformances!”林薇薇拉着傅雨诗来到墙边,警告汪言:“必须按照我们的要求表演!”First, Fu Yushipastes the wallto stand.
首先,傅雨诗贴着墙站好。Then, Lin Weiweiraises legs, biglong legonFu Yushifacewall.
然后,林薇薇一抬腿,大长腿架在傅雨诗脸旁的墙上。Straightstraight.
溜直溜直的。Againlater, Lin Weiweiputs out a hand, brings back the chin of Fu Yushi, the he hewavewas asking: „aiyo, the daughter, youarewhichfamily/homeis smallwhoseah?”
再之后,林薇薇伸出手,勾起傅雨诗的下巴,嘿嘿浪笑着问:“哎哟,小娘子,你是谁家的小谁啊?”Fu Yushiboth handshold the chest, trembling, pitiful, small and weakandno use.傅雨诗双手抱胸,瑟瑟发抖,可怜、弱小、无助。„IandI is a village eastlittlefiveyoung wife. Whatyouand do youwantto make?”
“我、我是村东头小五家的小媳妇。你、你要做什么?”„Hiahiahia!”
“hiahiahia!”Lin Weiweiwildsmiling, the left handtouches the waist of Fu Yushi, strokesback and forth.林薇薇猖狂的笑着,左手摸上傅雨诗的腰肢,来回抚摸。„Did yousay? Does the daughter, youlikebeing tracedahby the dark reddish purple?”
“你说呢?小娘子,你喜不喜欢被酱紫摸啊?”Fu Yushicontinues, small and weakandno usepitifully, is cryingshaking the head: „No! Like thistome! Othersfear......”傅雨诗继续可怜、弱小、无助,哭着摇头:“不!你不要这样对我!人家怕怕……”„Pū!”
“噗!”„hā hā hā!”
“哈哈哈!”Thenpossiblyalsohas the linesto come, butFu YushiandLin Weiweilooking at each othertime, reallycould not control the mood, the glamorouslaughter during a performance.
接下来可能还有台词来着,但是傅雨诗和林薇薇对视的时候,实在控制不住情绪,华丽丽的笑场了。„Okline, temporarilythis!”
“行吧行吧,暂时就这样!”Twogirlcomplacentcoming back, askedWang Yan: „Do linesremember?”
俩妹子得意洋洋的回来,问汪言:“台词都记住没有?”Wang Yanjust about tonods, Fu Yushibeckons with the hand: „Doesn't matter, Iwritetoyouon the paper, goes! Is ready!”汪言刚要点头,傅雨诗摆摆手:“没关系,我给你写在纸上,去吧!做好准备!”Wang Yanturns head, sees onlyReyi Nawuin the to rubarmnetsleeve, being eager to try of whole face.汪言一回头,只见热依娜吾又在撸胳膊网袖子,满脸的跃跃欲试。„, Thisfun! Youmustrecord!”
“哇,这个好玩!你们一定要录下来!”„Felt relieved!”Lin Weiweiholds upcellphonebadlywith a smile, „preparedearly!”
“放心放心!”林薇薇坏笑着举起手机,“早都准备好了呢!”Wang Yanis speechlessimmediately.汪言顿时无语。Gathersis thinkingwants the pitI, youthreeturn intoonegroup?
合着一想到要坑我,你们仨就变成一伙的了?Nawurecords the lines, talked overWang Yanis flushingtoward the wallondrawing.娜吾记好台词,念念叨叨的就拉着汪言往墙边冲。„Comes, Doggyyoustand!”
“来来来,狗子你站好!”„Met......”
“等会……”Wang Yansingleponytail that weeds outNawu.汪言一把薅住娜吾的单马尾。Lin WeiweiandFu Yushiprotestedimmediately: „aiya do youwantto act shamelesslyah? Thenfirst year unitrench (wallet warrior), can't lose?”林薇薇和傅雨诗立即抗议:“哎呀你想耍赖啊?那么大一个壕,输不起么?”„Whosaid that Ican't lose?”Wang Yancoldsnort/hum, tsundereraises head, „Idevelopevil tyrant!”
“谁说我输不起的?”汪言冷哼一声,傲娇仰头,“我演恶霸!”„ah?!”
“啊?!”Threegirllook at each other in blank dismay, latersmilesbadly.
三个妹子面面相觑,随后坏笑起来。„okay!”
“行啊!”„But the legmustput up!”
“但是腿得架上去!”
......
……Reyi Nawusmilesdependstoward the wallon, the smallcoquettish lookthrows, thatmeaningclearlyis the provocation.热依娜吾笑眯眯的往墙上一靠,小媚眼一抛,那意思分明是挑衅。Lin WeiweiandFu Yushione on the left and other on the right, hold upcellphone, xī xīhā hākeep laughing.林薇薇和傅雨诗一左一右,举起手机,嘻嘻哈哈笑个不停。Most excessiveisLin Weiwei, halfsquattingposture, thatstanceclearlymusttake a snapshotWang Yan'sto poundinstantaneous.
最过分的就是林薇薇,半蹲姿势,那架势分明是要抓拍汪言的砸地瞬间。Wang Yanlooked at the pastone by one, the expressionwas callous, at heartsmiledbadlymust unable to hold inimmediately.汪言挨个看过去,表情冷酷,心里的坏笑马上就要憋不住了。
To look at the brotherjoke?
想看哥的笑话?Yourah, is too tender!
你们啊,太嫩!„Does Nawu, prepare?”
“娜吾,准备好没有?”Smiling that Nawustillacted recklessly, is raising the chinprovocation: „Comesahto comeah!”娜吾仍旧不知死活的笑着,扬着下巴挑衅:“来啊来啊!”Hey, brothercame, youlook atah!
嘿,哥来了,您瞧好啊!
The Wang Yanneatupholdleft leg, steps ontoward the Nawufaceby, 170degreesdoing splits, completeswith ease.汪言干脆利落的抬起左腿,啪的往娜吾脸旁一踩,一个170度的劈叉,轻轻松松完成。„pā dā”, Lin Weiwei'scellphonefalls offfrom the hand, poundson the rug.
“啪嗒”一声,林薇薇的手机从手里脱落,砸到地毯上。„”, The bigeye of Reyi Nawustaresperfectly round, the visiona piecedelay, thoroughcompelledignorant.
“唰”的一下,热依娜吾的大眼睛瞪溜圆,目光一片呆滞,彻底懵逼了。„?!”
“诶?!”
The smallmouth of Fu Yushiturns intoO, twostraighteyebrowsdroopsuddenly, entireembarrassedface.傅雨诗的小嘴变成O型,两条直眉陡然耷拉下来,整个一张囧脸。Wang Yanhe heis smilingbadly, puts out a handto flutter the chin of Nawu, evil auraimposingasking: „aiyowei! The daughter, youarewhichfamily/homeis smallwhoseah?”汪言嘿嘿坏笑着,伸手勾住娜吾的下巴,邪气凛然的问:“哎哟喂!小娘子,你是谁家的小谁啊?”„I, IandI......”
“我、我、我……”Nawuforgot the word.娜吾忘词了。As can be appreciated, whomchangingcomesto be ignorant.
可以理解,换谁来都懵。HoweverWang Yanwill not easily let offslightlyferments the skin.
但是汪言可不会这么轻易放过小酿皮。Can't join?
接不上?Doesn't matter, looked that brotheris on siteto display!
没关系,看哥临场发挥!„Yo! The daughter, seesBrother Dog that Yushufaces the windI, does pēng pēngproceed along no particular courseat heartah?”
“哟!小娘子,看到玉树临风的狗哥我,心里砰砰乱撞啊?”Evilsmiling, whilewithindex fingerflexurechin of Nawu, evencollected5centimeters the faceforward.
一边邪恶的笑着,一边用食指挠着娜吾的下巴,甚至又把脸向前凑了五公分。„ah!”
“啊!”Nawuwas frightenedscreamsone, the whole personshrinks, thenhas not come to a stop, „pū tōng”, sitsfalls on the rug.娜吾被吓得尖叫一声,整个人一缩,然后没站稳,“噗通”一声,一屁股坐倒在地毯上。
The Wang Yan'ssupportfoothad not been poundeddirectly, asNawuproceedsto slide.汪言的支撑脚没有被直接砸到,但是随着娜吾往前一滑。Wang Yan, hurryingsteps backat heart, puts out a handto holdNawu.汪言心里一荡,赶紧退后一步,伸手去扶娜吾。„Daughter, this few tricks, but alsowantsto playcosplaywithme?”
“小娘子,就这两下子,还想和我玩cosplay?”Untilstilldid not forget the mouthartilleryfinally, air/QiLin WeiweiandFu Yushidoes a lot of talking, wishes one couldto throwto bite.
直到最后仍旧不忘嘴炮,把林薇薇和傅雨诗气得直磨牙,恨不得扑上来咬人。ButNawu, thencompletelydoes not see the beforehandrampant arrogance
而娜吾,则全然不见之前的嚣张气焰
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