LSD :: Volume #1

#70: Too tender


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What good luck what good luck?!” “什么彩头什么彩头?!” Curiously and most excited, inevitably is Reyi Nawu. 最好奇、最兴奋的,必然是热依娜吾 The Lin Weiwei small hand wields: Plays to dig small, hits the 13 bureau, each game of loser drinks one glass of liquor. Finally who first hits the full 13 points who wins, won setting the topic, lost gives the performance!” 林薇薇小手一挥:“玩刨幺,打十三局,每局输家喝一杯酒。最后谁先打满13分谁赢,赢的出题,输的表演节目!” ! 唰! The Wang Yan's eye sudden philosophy gets up, profound. 汪言的眼睛突然哲学起来,深邃得不行。 Diwu little elder sister program? 帝舞小姐姐的节目? I like! 我喜欢! Reyi Nawu and Fu Yushi do not have the objection, cracks a joke, Diwu's will girl fear the performance? 热依娜吾傅雨诗也没有异议,开玩笑,帝舞的妹子会怕表演? How to group?” “怎么分组?” draw lots ah.” 抽签。” Finally, Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei pull out to one group, Reyi Nawu and Wang Yan one group. 最终,傅雨诗林薇薇抽到一组,热依娜吾汪言一组。 Wang Yan one suddenly, the feeling is at heart cool. 汪言心里一突,感觉要凉。 Immediately raised the protest: I will not play that you said that but also divides the same place with Nawu me, this not pitting a person?” 立即提出抗议:“我不会玩你们说的这个,还把我跟娜吾分一块,这不坑人呢么?” Useless Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei spoke, Reyi Nawu first exploded. 都没用傅雨诗林薇薇发话,热依娜吾自己就先炸了。 How divided with me together?! What expression is your?!” “跟我分一块怎么了?!你那是什么表情?!” Did you say? 你说怎么了? Your what intelligence quotient, don't yourself have the points? 你什么智商,你自己心里就没点数么? You follow to protest, digs up Fu Yushi or the Lin Weiwei's thigh, at least also some hopes of winning ? 你跟着抗议一下,扒上傅雨诗或者林薇薇的大腿,起码还有赢的希望,是不是? Why bother to drag me into the water! 何苦非得拖着我下水! ah of Wang Yan this air/Qi, is what a pity weak, finally and Nawu gets together. 汪言这气的,可惜势单力孤,最终还是得和娜吾搭伙。 Snort! Even if loses me still to pull you!” “哼!就算输我也得牵上你!” The Nawu to rub arm net sleeve, that vigor vigor, does not know also why thinks to the big enterprise. 娜吾撸胳膊网袖子,那劲劲儿的,不知道的还以为要干什么大事业呢。 Then tries to play two games, their three teach the Wang Yan rule. 接下来试玩两局,她们三个教汪言规则。 Digging small is one type is simple, is in vogue north the Yellow River all university poker games, in the intelligent cellphone not specially developed time, which bedroom, if has not played has dug small, was not equal to complete has gotten up university. 刨幺是一种非常简单,盛行于黄河以北所有大学的扑克游戏,在智能手机没有特别发达的时代,哪个寝室要是没玩过刨幺,就等于没有完整的上过大学 By Wang Yan present intelligence, studies quickly, two games crossed, know in heart. 汪言现在的智力,学起来很快,两局一过,心里有数了。 Oneself guide tempo, so long as the Nawu sign is good enough, can win. 自己引导节奏,只要娜吾的牌够好,还是可以赢的。 Really, formally starts to play, everyone has the victory and defeat mutually, drinking one after another. 果然,正式开始玩的时候,大家互有胜负,一杯接一杯的喝酒。 However plays the late time, the Wang Yan's sign starts pulpy, various types watch opposite performance, without two minutes, made into 13 : 8. 然而玩到后期的时候,汪言的牌开始稀烂,各种看对面表演,没两分钟,就被打成13:8。 Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi bring disgrace or dishonor on, excited jumps. 林薇薇傅雨诗一摔牌,兴奋的跳起来。 Oh! Comeon , baby! Subjects to a penalty!” “噢耶!Comeon,baby!来受罚!” Wang Yan and Nawu look at each other one, simultaneously the stem draws out the neck: Punishes punishes. You said that performance what?” 汪言娜吾对视一眼,同时梗起脖子:“罚就罚呗。你们说吧,表演什么?” Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi gathering same place, whispered the half of the day, an intermittent badness smiled. 林薇薇傅雨诗凑到一块,嘀嘀咕咕半天,一阵阵的坏笑。 Good to infiltrate the person especially! 好特么渗人! You favored......” “你们看好了……” Lin Weiwei draws Fu Yushi to arrive at the wall, warned Wang Yan: Must according to our request performances!” 林薇薇拉着傅雨诗来到墙边,警告汪言:“必须按照我们的要求表演!” First, Fu Yushi pastes the wall to stand. 首先,傅雨诗贴着墙站好。 Then, Lin Weiwei raises legs, big long leg on Fu Yushi face wall. 然后,林薇薇一抬腿,大长腿架在傅雨诗脸旁的墙上。 Straight straight. 溜直溜直的。 Again later, Lin Weiwei puts out a hand, brings back the chin of Fu Yushi, the he he wave was asking: aiyo, the daughter, you are which family/home is small whose ah?” 再之后,林薇薇伸出手,勾起傅雨诗的下巴,嘿嘿浪笑着问:“哎哟,小娘子,你是谁家的小谁?” Fu Yushi both hands hold the chest, trembling, pitiful, small and weak and no use. 傅雨诗双手抱胸,瑟瑟发抖,可怜、弱小、无助。 I and I is a village east little five young wife. What you and do you want to make?” “我、我是村东头小五家的小媳妇。你、你要做什么?” Hiahiahia!” “hiahiahia!” Lin Weiwei wild smiling, the left hand touches the waist of Fu Yushi, strokes back and forth. 林薇薇猖狂的笑着,左手摸上傅雨诗的腰肢,来回抚摸。 „Did you say? Does the daughter, you like being traced ah by the dark reddish purple?” “你说呢?小娘子,你喜不喜欢被酱紫摸?” Fu Yushi continues, small and weak and no use pitifully, is crying shaking the head: No! Like this to me! Others fear......” 傅雨诗继续可怜、弱小、无助,哭着摇头:“不!你不要这样对我!人家怕怕……” !” “噗!” hā hā hā!” 哈哈哈!” Then possibly also has the lines to come, but Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei looking at each other time, really could not control the mood, the glamorous laughter during a performance. 接下来可能还有台词来着,但是傅雨诗林薇薇对视的时候,实在控制不住情绪,华丽丽的笑场了。 Ok line, temporarily this!” “行吧行吧,暂时就这样!” Two girl complacent coming back, asked Wang Yan: „Do lines remember?” 妹子得意洋洋的回来,问汪言:“台词都记住没有?” Wang Yan just about to nods, Fu Yushi beckons with the hand: Doesn't matter, I write to you on the paper, goes! Is ready!” 汪言刚要点头,傅雨诗摆摆手:“没关系,我给你写在纸上,去吧!做好准备!” Wang Yan turns head, sees only Reyi Nawu in the to rub arm net sleeve, being eager to try of whole face. 汪言一回头,只见热依娜吾又在撸胳膊网袖子,满脸的跃跃欲试。 „, This fun! You must record!” “哇,这个好玩!你们一定要录下来!” Felt relieved!” Lin Weiwei holds up cellphone badly with a smile, prepared early!” “放心放心!”林薇薇坏笑着举起手机,“早都准备好了呢!” Wang Yan is speechless immediately. 汪言顿时无语。 Gathers is thinking wants the pit I, you three turn into one group? 合着一想到要坑我,你们仨就变成一伙的了? Nawu records the lines, talked over Wang Yan is flushing toward the wall on drawing. 娜吾记好台词,念念叨叨的就拉着汪言往墙边冲。 Comes, Doggy you stand!” “来来来,狗子你站好!” Met......” “等会……” Wang Yan single ponytail that weeds out Nawu. 汪言一把薅住娜吾的单马尾。 Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi protested immediately: aiya do you want to act shamelessly ah? Then first year uni trench (wallet warrior), can't lose?” 林薇薇傅雨诗立即抗议:“哎呀你想耍赖?那么大一,输不起么?” Who said that I can't lose?” Wang Yan cold snort/hum, tsundere raises head, I develop evil tyrant!” “谁说我输不起的?”汪言冷哼一声,傲娇仰头,“我演恶霸!” ah?!” ?!” Three girl look at each other in blank dismay, later smiles badly. 三个妹子面面相觑,随后坏笑起来。 okay!” 行啊!” But the leg must put up!” “但是腿得架上去!” ...... …… Reyi Nawu smiles depends toward the wall on, the small coquettish look throws, that meaning clearly is the provocation. 热依娜吾笑眯眯的往墙上一靠,小媚眼一抛,那意思分明是挑衅。 Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi one on the left and other on the right, hold up cellphone, xī xī hā hā keep laughing. 林薇薇傅雨诗一左一右,举起手机,嘻嘻哈哈笑个不停。 Most excessive is Lin Weiwei, half squatting posture, that stance clearly must take a snapshot Wang Yan's to pound instantaneous. 最过分的就是林薇薇,半蹲姿势,那架势分明是要抓拍汪言的砸地瞬间。 Wang Yan looked at the past one by one, the expression was callous, at heart smiled badly must unable to hold in immediately. 汪言挨个看过去,表情冷酷,心里的坏笑马上就要憋不住了。 To look at the brother joke? 想看的笑话? Your ah, is too tender! 你们,太嫩! „Does Nawu, prepare?” 娜吾,准备好没有?” Smiling that Nawu still acted recklessly, is raising the chin provocation: Comes ah to come ah!” 娜吾仍旧不知死活的笑着,扬着下巴挑衅:“来!” Hey, brother came, you look at ah! 嘿,来了,您瞧好 The Wang Yan neat uphold left leg, steps on toward the Nawu face by, 170 degrees doing splits, completes with ease. 汪言干脆利落的抬起左腿,啪的往娜吾脸旁一踩,一个170度的劈叉,轻轻松松完成。 pā dā, Lin Weiwei's cellphone falls off from the hand, pounds on the rug. 啪嗒”一声,林薇薇的手机从手里脱落,砸到地毯上。 „”, The big eye of Reyi Nawu stares perfectly round, the vision a piece delay, thorough compelled ignorant. “唰”的一下,热依娜吾的大眼睛瞪溜圆,目光一片呆滞,彻底懵逼了。 „?!” “诶?!” The small mouth of Fu Yushi turns into O, two straight eyebrows droop suddenly, entire embarrassed face. 傅雨诗的小嘴变成O型,两条直眉陡然耷拉下来,整个一张囧脸。 Wang Yan he he is smiling badly, puts out a hand to flutter the chin of Nawu, evil aura imposing asking: aiyowei! The daughter, you are which family/home is small whose ah?” 汪言嘿嘿坏笑着,伸手勾住娜吾的下巴,邪气凛然的问:“哎哟喂!小娘子,你是谁家的小谁?” I, I and I......” “我、我、我……” Nawu forgot the word. 娜吾忘词了。 As can be appreciated, whom changing comes to be ignorant. 可以理解,换谁来都懵。 However Wang Yan will not easily let off slightly ferments the skin. 但是汪言可不会这么轻易放过小酿皮。 Can't join? 接不上? Doesn't matter, looked that brother is on site to display! 没关系,看临场发挥! Yo! The daughter, sees Brother Dog that Yushu faces the wind I, does pēng pēng proceed along no particular course at heart ah?” “哟!小娘子,看到玉树临风的狗哥我,心里砰砰乱撞?” Evil smiling, while with index finger flexure chin of Nawu, even collected 5 centimeters the face forward. 一边邪恶的笑着,一边用食指挠着娜吾的下巴,甚至又把脸向前凑了五公分。 ah!” !” Nawu was frightened screams one, the whole person shrinks, then has not come to a stop, pū tōng, sits falls on the rug. 娜吾被吓得尖叫一声,整个人一缩,然后没站稳,“噗通”一声,一屁股坐倒在地毯上。 The Wang Yan's support foot had not been pounded directly, as Nawu proceeds to slide. 汪言的支撑脚没有被直接砸到,但是随着娜吾往前一滑。 Wang Yan, hurrying steps back at heart, puts out a hand to hold Nawu. 汪言心里一荡,赶紧退后一步,伸手去扶娜吾 Daughter, this few tricks, but also wants to play cosplay with me?” “小娘子,就这两下子,还想和我玩cosplay?” Until still did not forget the mouth artillery finally, air/Qi Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi does a lot of talking, wishes one could to throw to bite. 直到最后仍旧不忘嘴炮,把林薇薇傅雨诗气得直磨牙,恨不得扑上来咬人。 But Nawu, then completely does not see the beforehand rampant arrogance 娜吾,则全然不见之前的嚣张气焰
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