LSD :: Volume #6

#592: Ahead of time celebrate Gong


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Wang Yan hissing hā hā is rubbing the chest, criticizing oneself is too floating. 汪言嘶嘶哈哈的揉着胸口,暗骂自己太飘。 Simultaneously pulls up two, the difficulty is a little truly big, is not ah that my grade side dish chicken can attempt...... 同时撩两个,难度确实有点大,不是我这种段位的小菜鸡可以尝试的…… Liu Li bites another extreme him. 得,刘璃一口把他咬回另外一个极端。 Vegetable chicken?! 小菜鸡?! Do you match?! 您配吗?! However after biting one, Liu Li calmed down quickly. 不过咬完一口之后,刘璃很快就消气了。 Beforehand move also has the aftertaste, how she sees that now Doggy feels lovable, some small mistakes, slightly punish loudly warn a foot. 之前的感动还有余韵,她现在怎么看狗子都觉得可爱,些许小错,小惩大诫一番足矣。 Wang Wang, do you want to scratch sun block lotion ah to Miaomiao?” 汪汪,你想不想给苗苗擦防晒霜?” Brother Dog excitedly look changes: Does not think!” 狗哥勃然色变:“不想!” Really, He Miaomiao is not glad. 果然,何苗苗又不乐意了。 No, you think!” Sneers looks at Doggy, tsundere lifts the chin, „, but I did not agree!” “不,你想!”冷笑看着狗子,傲娇的一抬下巴,“但是我不同意!” Good all various professions, so long as do not let me begin, you said that anything is anything...... 行行行,只要别让我上手,您说什么是什么…… Nod that Brother Dog is perfunctory, carries single-handed 30,000, puts toward the deck chair on. 狗哥敷衍的点点头,单手把三万拎起来,往躺椅上一放。 You continue to quarrel, I swim the little while swimming to go.” “你俩继续吵,我游会儿泳去。” Can't stir up me unable to hide? 惹不起我还躲不起吗? A while you complete the order form...... hmph hmph! 等会儿你俩落了单……哼哼! From the start to they are blocking the opportunity, the Brother Dog body toward the parapet on has not depended, confident and free beckons with the hand to them, then pours is turning to the sea. 压根没给她俩拦着的机会,狗哥身体往栏杆上一靠,潇洒的对她俩摆摆手,然后倒着翻向海中。 bye bye you! 拜拜了您俩! Only listens to pū tōng one, He Miaomiao to find out the body looked at the past time, the person's shadow does not have. 只听噗通一声,何苗苗探出身体看过去的时候,人影都没了。 What person of ah? Doesn't play the graceful dead?” “什么人?不耍帅会死么?” Ill-humored low voice whispered, she quickly hints to squat in the coach of stern: Troubles you to look, thank you!” 没好气的小声嘀咕了一句,她又急忙示意蹲在船尾的教练:“麻烦您看着点,谢谢!” The coach gives the thumbs-up, followed to turn in the water. 教练竖起大拇指,也跟着翻进了水中。 The captain crew chef bodyguards in the third-class cabin, now, in the entire yacht deck, only have He Miaomiao and Liu Li two person. 船长船员厨师保镖都在底舱,现在,整个游艇甲板上,就只剩下了何苗苗刘璃两个人。 „Should we chat earnestly?” “我们是不是应该认真聊聊?” He Miaomiao may be called indomitable, launches the attack again on own initiative. 何苗苗堪称百折不挠,再次主动发起攻击。 30,000 indifferent smiling of: Actually no necessary......, but, you want to chat, that chats.” 三万无所谓的笑了笑:“其实没什么必要的……不过,你想聊,那就聊聊吧。” He Miaomiao walks, sits to Liu Li deck chair, adjusted angle of parasol, then stretched to stretch, lay down. 何苗苗走过去,坐到刘璃身旁的躺椅,调整了一下遮阳伞的角度,然后抻个懒腰,躺了下去。 We chatted a real soul talk, no matter you did deceive me, I ensure I did not deceive you absolutely.” “我们就聊点真心话,不管你骗不骗我,我都保证,我绝对不骗你。” okay, I have nothing to lie, both of us locate the object to be open and aboveboard.” 行啊,我也没什么好撒谎的,我俩处对象堂堂正正。” He Miaomiao listened, curls the lip. 何苗苗听了,撇撇嘴。 You thought that you are appropriate with him?” “你觉得你跟他合适吗?” Also is this issue...... 又是这种问题…… Liu Li asked back: You felt, in the current this age, considered this issue is appropriate?” 刘璃反问:“那你觉得,在当前这个年纪,考虑这种问题合适吗?” Miaomiao eye one bright: In other words, actually you also think your two is inappropriate, because is young, therefore hasn't considered the later issue?” 苗苗眼睛一亮:“也就是说,其实你也认为你们两个不合适,只是因为还年轻,所以没有考虑过以后的问题?” Liu Li serious raises up two fingers: 刘璃严肃的竖起两根指头: first, both of us do not have nothing appropriately. second, I truly do not need, does not want to consider that far issue.” 第一,我俩没什么不合适的。第二,我确实不需要,也不想考虑那么远的问题。” You are really inappropriate!” “你俩真不合适!” Miaomiao is not only resolute, the small expression may also enforce, breaks off the finger to calculate to her. 苗苗不但语气坚定,小表情也可严肃了,掰着指头给她算。 first, you are busy at second, the direction that you develop defeats the purpose third, your family background and personal achievement cannot shock these greedy Doggy woman fourth, your sisters each one is more attractive than you compared with your sexy......” 第一,你俩都忙第二,你俩发展的方向南辕北辙第三,你的家世和个人成就震慑不住那些馋狗子的女人第四,你的姐妹个个都比你好看比你性感……” The Liu Li deep breath, very wants to hit her. 刘璃深呼吸,就挺想打她的。 However is not good, He Miaomiao is dies the stubborn type of iron to be gruff, hits and hits to refuse to accept, useless. 但是不行,何苗苗是个死犟种铁憨憨,打又打不服,没用。 Ok, I acknowledged for the time being these objective factors exist, I ask you: What do you like Wang Wang? Why belongs to him?” “行,我姑且承认那些客观因素都存在,那我问问你:你到底喜欢汪汪什么?为什么非他不可?” Miaomiao was asked stares. 苗苗被问得一愣。 What reason ah likes a person wanting? Is likes!” “喜欢一个人要什么原因?就是喜欢嘛!” „Does that belong to him always well-founded?” “那非他不可总有理由吧?” Eh, reason?” “额,理由?” Miaomiao racks brains thinks ah to think, suddenly eye one bright. 苗苗绞尽脑汁的想想,突然眼睛一亮。 Others could not give Doggy to give my security sense! “别人给不了狗子能给我的那种安全感! I spoke ah to you, anticipated the this princess man not 100 also 80, was no one can like Doggy, not only can make me happy, and can make me fear...... ” 我跟你讲,追过本公主的男人没有100也有80,可是没有一个人能像狗子那样,既能让我开心,又能让我怕……” She blew awesome. 她吹牛哔了。 Actually very serious pursues her man to be most also 10, was refused not to dare to move one time. 其实正经八百追求过她的男人最多也就十来个,很多都是被拒绝一次就再不敢动了。 Likes her, unrequited loving her man actually incessantly 100, is only the first year uni male student with college can sufficiently collect the number. 喜欢她、暗恋她的男人倒是不止一百个,光是同学院大一男生就能凑够数。 Liu Li patient is listening to narrations of some of her slightly radiations. 刘璃耐心的听着她略微有些发散的讲述。 You do not know that these male students are superficial, did not look that the face is looks at money...... “你不知道那些男生有多么肤浅,不是看脸就是看钱…… okay, looked that the face I can endure, but can you achieve to be in front of my at least to say completely the words? 行啊,看脸我都可以忍了,可是你最起码得做到当着我的面能把话说完整吧? This cannot achieve, how to make me believe that you do have an interesting soul? 就这都做不到,怎么让我相信你有一个有趣的灵魂? What is more repugnant is these 20 mostly 30 comes the year the uncle, opens small broken Bentley on awesome, three five want to coax toward the bed on me...... 更讨厌的是那些二十大多三十来岁的大叔,开辆小破宾利牛哔得不行,三句五句就想把我往床上哄…… Depending the old experience is rich, various sweet talk yawns come, I assign/life oil my non- oil day...... 仗着年纪大经历丰富,各种甜言蜜语张口就来,我命油我不油天…… Is this princess so good to coax? 本公主是那么好哄的? Er'gou'zi is of different, the time coaxing the person is not greasy, deceiving people time always does not conform to conventional pattern, scary time with my father that ominous...... ” 二狗子就不一样,哄人的时候一点不油腻,骗人的时候从来不落俗套,吓人的时候跟我爸似的那么凶……” Liu Li pondered over to understand slowly. 刘璃慢慢琢磨明白了。 This is one typical falls in love with scum boy entirely white sweet?! 这就是一个典型的爱上渣男的傻白甜呗?! Day! If discovered early Wang Wang such dregs, the old lady hides early distantly...... 天呐!要是早发现汪汪这么渣,老娘早都躲远远的了…… Do you also collect specially upward?! 你还专门往上凑?! „Are you silly? clear(ly) knows that he coaxed you to deceive you......” “你是不是傻?明知道他哄你骗你……” You are silly!” “你才傻呢!” What eldest princess pretty turns a supercilious look, is much more beautiful, Liu Li cannot bear want to give her squish one to stamp. 大公主娇俏的翻起一个白眼,美得惊心动魄,刘璃都忍不住想要给她吧唧一下盖个章。 „ Can't you understand the difference of deceit sentiment with by charm attraction? “你懂不懂欺骗感情跟以魅力吸引的区别? Er'gou'zi has not been concealing the truth the fact that has the girlfriend, deceives my sentiment. 二狗子从来没有瞒着有女朋友的事实,欺骗我的感情。 You did not feel, his really very outstanding? 你不觉得,他真的很优秀吗? I am felt that I was very difficult to find itself to like the family circumstances suitable boyfriend, therefore did not have the means that can only snatch with you! 我是感觉我很难找到自己喜欢又家境相当的男朋友,所以没办法,只能和你抢呀! I do not like not being absolutely good. 我自己不喜欢绝对不行。 The family circumstances insufficiently on being able to pass my parents that pass/test, they always feared where I was deceived the family property...... my is so stupid! 家境不够就过不去我爸妈那关,她们总怕我被骗了家产……我哪有那么蠢! Although I can raise the boyfriend, after the words that but the values do not coincide perhaps will fight for money...... 而且虽然我可以养着男朋友,但是价值观不相合的话以后说不定会为了钱打架…… In brief, before Er'gou'zi appears, I have not bumped into the person who the sincerity has liked, has not bumped into the person who is worth attempting to like, only then he! ” 总之,在二狗子出现之前,我既没有碰到过真心喜欢的人,也没有碰到过值得尝试去喜欢的人,所以只有他喽!” Understood, do you show the determination with me here?! 懂了懂了,你跟我在这儿表决心呢是吧?! Liu Li a little has a headache. 刘璃有点头疼。 Because she truly realized that what Miaomiao's was not easy, understood her determination. 因为她确实体会到了何苗苗的不容易,理解了她的决心。 He Miaomiao wants to look for the partner, is not very easy, but is too difficult. 何苗苗想找对象,不是很容易,而是太难。 The family and rigid standard sieve in ability aspect falls a big pile. 家庭、能力方面的硬性标准筛掉一大堆。 She stresses the feeling the character to sieve a big pile. 她偏重感觉的性格又筛掉一大堆。 Parents' request was strict enough, her own request is stricter, two aspects collect, how many does the versatile satisfied man of age also remain? 爹妈的要求就够严格了,她自己的要求更严格,两方面一凑,全能满足的适龄男人还剩几个? According to thought so, the He Miaomiao life path over the following 20 years had been written by the Old Heaven master 照这么看,何苗苗接下来20年的人生轨迹都早已经被老天爷写好了 After going abroad, she will look for the boyfriend who conforms to her to like, the big probability is the mental maturity bad man. 出国后,她会找一个符合她个人喜好的男朋友,大概率是心智成熟的坏男人。 Then was beaten the affectionate couple by the family/home, bids good-bye frigidly. 然后被家里棒打鸳鸯,惨烈分手。 amp ; after nb /, starts with the family/home in noisy, makes to 26 seven years old, draws back respectively one step, in the family/home starts to arrange blind date massively. amp;nb/之后开始和家里闹,闹到二十六七岁,各退一步,家里开始大量安排相亲 She definitely is various types copes, copes with over the 30 year, the daughter biological father could not bear, draws back again one step. 她肯定是各种对付,对付到三十岁出头,女儿奴的亲爹也受不了了,再退一步。 Ok, yourself look, the moral behavior does not miss us to agree ? 行,你自己找,人品不差我们都同意,中吧? At this time she instead could not find. 这时候她反而找不到了。 age small being have a liking , the age big two marriage are not good, but 35-year-old good man several to have gotten married?! 年龄小的看不上,年龄大的二婚也不行,可是35岁的好男人还有几个没结婚的?! Looks in that narrow and small range matches good, might as well be ready for any sacrifice the dozen of spouse-seeking advertisements. 在那么狭小的范围里找良配,都不如豁出去打征婚广告了。 tsk tsk, good miserable female...... 啧啧,好惨一女的…… Actually the basic reason of tragedy is, He Miaomiao not deficient pursue love courage, so long as she likes, will be reckless. 其实悲剧的根本原因在于,何苗苗并不缺乏追求爱情的勇气,只要她喜欢,就会不顾一切。 But Old He is less deficient protects daughter's faith, will and wrist/skill, so long as he does not feel appropriately, that under extreme methods had not discussed. 老何更不缺乏守护女儿的信念、意志和手腕,只要他觉得不合适,那就下死手没商量。 What is very skillful, easily by the type that Miaomiao likes, the big probability is the Old He most repugnant type. 特别巧的是,容易被苗苗喜欢的类型,大概率是老何最讨厌的类型。 Dregs wave mature wisdom He Miaomiao likes badly. 渣浪坏成熟睿智何苗苗喜欢的。 But in the Old He eye, the mature brilliant dregs wave badly slick plans that the young hairy child of that age displays, selfish is undignified. 而在老何眼里,那个年纪的小毛孩所表现出来的成熟睿智渣浪坏油滑心机,自私又不自重。 Does not hammer dead must blame. 不锤死才怪。 Interestingly, Old He thinks until now that boy surnamed Wang is small son of a bitch, is only individual ability is truly strong, therefore is still maintaining waited and saw. 有意思的是,老何直到现在都觉得那个姓汪的小子是个小王八蛋,只是个人能力确实很强,所以仍在保持观望。 Said straightforwardly: Temporarily endures patiently, accumulates the anger trough silently. 讲直白点:暂时忍耐,默默攒怒气槽。 Therefore in some sense, He Miaomiao is lucky, she bumped into Wang Yan in the age of beginning to be interested in the opposite sex. 所以从某种意义上讲,何苗苗是幸运的,她偏偏就在情窦初开的年纪里碰到了汪言 That dead dog, will pull up will roar, growing graceful stature is good, the family circumstances are powerful and wealthy, individual ability as strong as explosion...... 那条死狗,会撩又会哄,长得帅身材好,家境豪富,个人能力强到爆炸…… Does that also select ah?! 那还挑个屁?! Held anything to solve stubbornly. 死死抓住就啥都解决了。 She was insufficient is so anxious actually, but, oneself must go abroad shortly immediately, but Wang Yan and Liu Li's sentiment stabilizes throughout, are also getting more and more in the woman who behind lines up...... 原本她倒是不至于这么急,但是,眼看着自己马上就要出国,而汪言刘璃的感情始终稳定,在后面排队的女人又越来越多…… She has to be anxious. 她不得不急了。 Or her conscience not anxious, but was aroused the fighting spirit by one group of maids. 或者说,她的本心没有急,但是被一群婢女激起了斗志。 Then crashes in the vortex to be out of control. 然后冲进旋涡一发不可收拾。 ...... …… After Liu Li wants to understand, suddenly had a clear(ly) to become aware: It is estimated that Chu Xin is also same, will not let off Doggy. 刘璃想明白以后,突然产生一种明悟:估计初新也是一样,死活不会放过狗子 Their this top powerful and wealthy family's only daughter, has the similar difficult position. 她们这种顶级豪富家庭的独生女,有着同样的困境。 Either accepts properly matched blind date, either withstands the parents to the free to choose a mate suppression. 要么接受门当户对的相亲,要么承受父母对自由恋爱的打压。 second-gen that only if not be suppressed by the parents the free love to one, this is can practice successfully the fruits of virtue only the road. 除非自由恋到一个不会被父母打压的二代,这是唯一能够修成正果的路。 Therefore, so long as Wang Wang does not do, he will be in the domestic top love and marriage market will most flaming the hand to be possible the hot sweetie pie, will marry till him officially. 所以,只要汪汪不作死,他就会是国内顶级婚恋市场里最炽手可热的香饽饽,直到他正式结婚为止。 Present trouble which to which ah? 现在的麻烦才哪儿到哪儿 Auspicious day in behind! 好日子都在后头呢! Liu Li suddenly does not want to continue to chat with Miaomiao. 刘璃突然不想和苗苗继续聊下去了。 What having is good to chat? 有什么好聊的? He Miaomiao gruff is not silly, she can realize that she has is not easy to look for the partner. 何苗苗只是憨不是傻,她能够认识到自己有多么不好找对象。 Therefore, bumps into one with great difficulty not only likes and appropriate, because how possibly how many attack give up? 所以,好不容易碰到一个既喜欢又合适的,怎么可能因为几句打击就放弃? Then, no matter how Princess Miaomiao digs up, Liu Li does not do right after something else. 接下来,不管苗苗公主怎么扒拉,刘璃都不接茬了。 Tosses about on five characters 翻来覆去就五个字 You like well.” “你喜欢就好。” The heart is tired. 心累。 Moreover is their heart is tired. 而且是俩人都心累。 I want a place object well, to discuss a Tiantian love, so to be how difficult? 我就想好好的处个对象、谈一场甜甜的恋爱,怎么就那么难呢? Is upset, the into the sea|nautical mile hears one to cheer suddenly. 正闹心着,海里突然传来一声欢呼。 Alas “呜呼” Plays Brother Dog that frisks and scampers, suddenly drills from, in the hand holds a Big Dragon shrimp. 玩得撒了欢的狗哥,突然从海里钻出来,手上捧着一只大龙虾。 Jubilant takes is showing off with the coach: What kind of? Is graceful?!” 兴高采烈的拿着跟教练显摆:“怎么样?帅不帅?!” That smile was bright. 那笑容灿烂极了。 He Miaomiao and Liu Li lie near the parapet look downward, thought that the heart also followed that smile to be soft. 何苗苗刘璃趴在栏杆边往下望去,都觉得心也跟着那笑容柔软了。 Then suddenly looks at each other one, respective restraining smile. 然后突然对视一眼,各自收敛笑容。 Snort!” “哼!” Waits and sees, I will not give up! 走着瞧吧,我才不会放弃呢! The good sisters representation only maintained for night, at this moment, official plastic. 姐妹的表象只维持了一夜不到,于此刻,正式塑料。 However, after laying cards on the table, they let loose on the contrary. 不过,摊牌之后,她们反倒放开了。 Then is various types plays, Doggy leads them to swim, diving and photograph, passed a very happy afternoon. 接下来就是各种玩,狗子带着她们游泳、潜水、拍照,度过了一个十分愉快的下午。 After going back, He Miaomiao also wants to entangle, Brother Dog slips away decisively. 回去之后,何苗苗还想缠着,狗哥果断溜之大吉。 Not okay, many work processing...... had not looked, some my heat search for!” “不行啊,还有好多工作没处理呢……看,又有我的热搜!” He Miaomiao did not have idea. 何苗苗没辙了。 Wang Yan has not accompanied Liu Li, does proper matter, should not disturb. 汪言都没陪刘璃,去做正经事,不应该打扰的。 Especially the proud big good deed, cannot make him worry for me! 尤其是这么令人骄傲的大好事,更不能让他为我操心了! What eldest princess: Clever 大公主:乖巧 Finally, Brother Dog that slips away quietly, has not paid attention to what heat to search for from the start. 结果,悄悄溜掉的狗哥,压根没理会什么热搜。 Who likes searching for who searches, manages my trifling thing! 谁爱搜谁搜,管我屁事! Gave Wang Yunxi processing directly, Brother Xizi is compelled to cry quickly. 直接交给汪云喜处理,喜子哥都快被逼哭了。 What did I become busily?! Do this matter I process?! Am I a tool person of account transfer am good?!” “我都忙成什么样了?!这事儿该我处理吗?!我就是一个转账的工具人好不好?!” Today's heat searches, is because Wang Yan contributed this fund of contribution. 今天的热搜,是因为汪言把该捐的款子捐了。 Did not need such anxiously, but the barley net departs from the norm, in the morning the statistics hit the funds in the morning, gave Royal Court Entertainment to hit completely the ticket income of music festival. 原本不需要这么急的,但是大麦网一反常态,早上统计上午打款,把音乐节的门票收入全部给王庭娱乐打过去了。 That does not have the means that other ink marks, this/should contribution manages with a sense of urgency. 那没办法,别墨迹,该捐的抓紧办吧。 Then Brother Xizi walks the flow normally, afternoon time changed to the fund the account of Youth Foundation. 然后喜子哥就正常走流程,下午的时候把款子转到了青基会的账上。 Big can such matter, send official documents? 这么大的事,得发个公文吧? At that time Eldest Young Wang was roaring Liu Li and Miaomiao plays, the Wealthy Brother account number has not moved, therefore the Royal Court Entertainment officer reported a news 当时汪大少正哄着刘璃苗苗玩呢,富贵哥的账号就没动,于是王庭娱乐官微发了条消息 The Royal Court Entertainment electricity syllable has successfully ended last night, thank the great support of Sanya city government, thank the warm support of 85633 audience, your wildness were the last night most beautiful sounds. 王庭娱乐电音节已于昨夜圆满落幕,感谢三亚市政府的大力支持,感谢85633位观众的热情赞助,你们的狂野是昨夜最美的声音。 Thank the barley net promptly the ticket income transfer to my company account, now we will fulfill the commitment for Chief Wang officially 感谢大麦网及时将门票收入划转至我公司账户,现在我们将替汪总正式履行承诺 Picture and picture. 图片、图片。 The ticket income amounts to 256899000 Yuan, has donated to Project Hope completely, wishing Youth Foundation to keep improving the foundation compulsory education of our country! 门票收入总计256899000元,现已全部捐赠给希望工程,祝愿青基会将我国的基础义务教育越办越好! Saa the flower! 撒花! 200 million 5000 ten thousand really contributed, therefore the network really exploded. 两亿五千万是真的捐了,于是网络就真的炸了。 The server down of Weibo habit nature, representative this matter noisily was truly big, the entire net discusses. 微博习惯性的服务器宕机,代表这事儿确实闹大了,全网热议。 However Brother Dog has no free time to respond from the start, leads old wears and Youcai (Rich), dispatches troops quietly Hangzhou. 然而狗哥压根没空搭理,带着老戴和有财,悄悄发兵杭州。 Today was on April 1, fool's day, is the first day of Taobao live broadcast trial operation. 今天是4月1日,愚人节,更是淘宝直播试运行的第一天。 This thing is very high in the Royal Court Entertainment internal strategy rank, but the well-respected degree is ordinary, Wang Yunxi receives big platform executive, old Tan purchases small platform, from the start no one is thinking takes a look at the situation. 这玩意在王庭娱乐内部的战略级别很高,但是受重视程度却一般,汪云喜去接待大平台老总,老谭去收购小平台,压根没人想着来看看情况。 Eldest Young Wang happen to must evade disaster, looked for Chen Lei simply personally. 汪大少正好要躲灾,干脆亲自去找陈镭了。 Arrives in Hangzhou time is 8 : 00 pm, Chen Lei has prepared the banquet in Lake Xizi Four Seasons Hotel gold sand hall. 到杭州的时候已经是晚上8点,陈镭已经在西子湖四季酒店金沙厅备下了宴席。 In normal condition Ahri not too tasteful this, but Chen Lei does the specification very much to be high, Jiang Fan and other ticket young guard came, chef Wang Yong comes to be personally Eldest Young Wang confirms the menu. 正常情况下阿狸是不太讲究这个的,但是陈镭搞得规格很高,蒋帆等一票少壮派都来了,主厨王勇亲自来为汪大少确认菜单。 Because, the live broadcast also exploded beyond expectation. 因为,直播也出人意料的爆了。 The trial operation that 12 : 00 pm starts, this little while had not ended, but from various data, to Chief Wang celebrate Gong, is not exaggerating ahead of time. 中午12点开始的试运营,这会儿根本都还没结束,但是从各种数据来看,提前给汪总庆功,一点都不夸张。
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