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#42: games has the reward


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Wang Yan first delimits to draw a great-circle in the schoolmate, has not discovered the specially competent player. 汪言先在同学里划拉一大圈,并没有发现特别有实力的选手。 The next door 7 classes have a sports to live super to be able actually to eat, but is not ripe. 隔壁七班倒是有个体育生超级能吃,但是不熟。 Therefore invited the choice of schoolmate, basically can pass fall. 所以请同学的选择,基本可以pass掉了。 Not ripe having no way invited, money where too ripe explanation came, about was troublesome. 不熟的没法请,太熟的解释不清楚哪来的钱,左右都是麻烦。 Knits the brows to rack one's brains one, in the mind flashes through a miraculous glow. 皱眉苦思好一阵,脑海里闪过一丝灵光。 The B stand last present has makes the eating and broadcasting video much, probably very can eat?! 诶,B站上现在有不少做吃播视频的,好像一个个都挺能吃的?! Thought of the idea, Wang Yan could not sit still, immediately took taxi to rush to the rented room, built the alien notebook. 一想到主意,汪言坐不住了,马上打车赶往出租屋,架起外星人笔记本。 On the B stand searches, uncovers a big pile quickly Great Stomach King eating and broadcasting video. 上B站上一搜,很快搜出一大堆“大胃王吃播”视频。 The as one wishes point opens one, is seems like petite girl, is speaking Japanese, is challenging hamburger. 随意点开一个,是个看起来蛮娇小的妹子,说着日语,正在挑战汉堡。 Sees half, the Wang Yan eyeball has stared perfectly round. 看到一半,汪言眼珠子就已经瞪溜圆。 fuck, less than 90 jin (0.5 kg) girl, not resting attitude gets rid of more than 60 hamburger, do you dare to believe? 卧槽,一个不到90斤的妹子,不歇气儿的干掉60多个汉堡,你敢信? Wang Yan does not dare to believe in any case, looked repeatedly commented the barrage to confirm finally . 反正汪言是不敢信,反复看评论弹幕才最终确认,是真的。 YES! YES! Looks for this! 就找这样的! The neon is too far, the language does not pass, Wang Yan starts to search its Great Stomach King. 霓虹太远,语言又不通,汪言开始搜索本国的大胃王 However is very regrettable, the Great Stomach King competition probably only then the neon and US have, the home does not have similar challenge tournament temporarily. 然而很遗憾,大胃王比赛好像只有霓虹和米国才有,国内暂时没有类似的挑战赛。 But in the eating and broadcasting aspect, the home is also a little behind overseas, now online, only then made more than 70 volumes of programs, is called «China Eating and Broadcasting». 而在吃播方面,国内亦稍微落后于国外,现在网上只有一个做了70多集的节目,叫做《华夏吃播来啦》 The Wang Yan point opens several videos to look, discovered that is mainly the netizen submits a piece of writing, then subject centralized on food of eating, and no super Great Stomach King. 汪言点开几部视频看一下,发现主要是网友投稿,然后主题集中在吃的食物上面,并没有什么超级大胃王 At least, Wang Yan looks at 10 issues continually, had not discovered that can be Neon Kinoshita girl that degree. 最起码,汪言连看十期,并没有发现能达到霓虹木下妹子那个程度的。 The 1st issue of girl 5 minutes get rid of 7 bowls of noodles, 9 th issue of girl eats about 2.5 kilograms food, is quite fierce, is from top Great Stomach King frequently 7 and 8 kilograms appetites, is very different. 第一期的妹子五分钟干掉七碗面条,第九期的妹子吃掉大约2.5公斤的食物,算是其中比较厉害的,可是距离顶级大胃王动辄七、八公斤的食量,相去甚远。 Has no way compared with ah...... 没法比…… Wang Yan wishes one could to fly directly the neon, first 7 of all assembled previous Great Stomach King competition, independent manages one to eat the crab competition again. 汪言都恨不得直接飞去霓虹,聚齐上次大胃王比赛的前七名,再单独办一场吃蟹比赛。 Only pitifully, simply does not have the channel, is almost impossible to complete. 只可惜,根本没有渠道,几乎不可能完成。 Backs off, Wang Yan found Weibo of «China Eating and Broadcasting» organizer, is called Beauty Custom miki, sends the one private letter. 退而求其次,汪言找到《华夏吃播来啦》主办者的微博,叫做美人订制miki,发过去一条私信。 I want to cooperate to hold large-scale eating and broadcasting activities with you, I disburse money, use king crab as the food, challenges Great Stomach King. If intends, please relate 1389438 ** 48.” “我想与贵方合作举办一次大型吃播活动,我出钱,以帝王蟹为食材,挑战大胃王。如有意向,请联系1389438**48。” marvel phone number is Wang Yan own, is not of pleasant to hear, however accidental/surprised good. 奇葩手机号汪言自己的,不怎么好听,但是意外的好记。 Sends the private letter, Wang Yan has not been waiting, found the news that the Baidu glutinous rice 5.17 foodie festivals are held grandly, the revolutions the brain, projects in the idea the Baidu glutinous rice. 发完私信,汪言没干等着,又找到百度糯米5.17吃货节盛大举行的新闻,转转脑筋,把主意打到百度糯米头上。 As the organizer, should save many Great Stomach King materials? 作为主办方,应该会存着不少大胃王的资料吧? tomorrow relates, makes a second-hand preparation! 明天联系一下,做个二手准备! Then waits , the matter that Wang Yan can handle are not many. 接下来就是等待,汪言能做的事情不多。 Mainly is because, the home currently does not have appropriate propaganda platform, can the advertisement precise delivery to Great Stomach King, otherwise throws tens of thousands dollars to create a special propaganda, waited for the person to register is not good? 主要是因为,国内目前还没有一个合适的宣传平台,能够把广告精确投放给大胃王,否则扔几万块钱做个专项宣传,等着人来报名不就好了? Without the means that Wang Yan no longer thinks simply, being ready to fight, preparing broken to the alien beginning. 既然没办法,汪言索性不再多想,摩拳擦掌,准备给外星人破初。 games itself/Ben yeah! 游戏本哎! Alien 15 cuns (2.5 cm) yeah! 外星人15寸哎! After buying, games has not played, makes sense? 买回来以后,一次游戏都没玩过,像话么? Now breaks a meatless fast! 现在就开荤! 15 years of most irritable games, without a doubt, must be to rub ah to rub. 15年最火爆的游戏,毫无疑问,必须是撸撸。 Wang Yan is college entrance exam more than one year has not bumped games, the edition does not make clear strongly, plays dumbfounded. 汪言高考一年多没怎么碰游戏,版本强势都搞不清楚,玩上就傻眼。 The young monk student and children's tribulation and childcare rope, the show results in teammate scalp tingles, entire frequency explosion. 小学僧、儿童劫、托儿索,秀得队友头皮发麻,全频爆炸 Was spurted the suspicion life breathless, Wang Yan presses down Alt + F4, decides to say goodbye to athletics games. 被喷到怀疑人生,汪言气急败坏的按下Alt+F4,决定告别竞技游戏 damn! 麻蛋哟! brother fast is not good consciousness badly, but brother rich ah! 手速不行意识差,但有钱 Broken games does not take care of the Renminbi player, trades! 游戏一点不照顾人民币玩家,换换换! Baidu search: girl many web. 百度搜索:妹子最多的网游。 Then according to the result, searches for again: Spends on the fierce web. 然后按照结果,再搜:花钱就厉害的网游。 Discovers named „a games Shenhao ranking unknowingly the homepage link, the Wang Yan happy hē hē point goes, plans to watch the fun casually. 不经意间发现一个叫做“游戏神豪排行榜”的网页链接,汪言呵呵点进去,打算随便看看热闹。 Tenth: The QQ western roaming, ID : song and perfume, the games expenditure estimates 15,000,000. 第十名:QQ西游,ID:song、香水,游戏花费估计1500万 Looks at one, the Wang Yan eyeball stares perfectly round, the throat becomes dry. 才看一条,汪言眼珠子就瞪溜圆,嗓子眼发干。 damn ah! Real false? 麻蛋!真的假的? You said that what these rich men are thinking? 你说说这些有钱人都在想些什么? Plays games to pound 15,000,000?! 玩个游戏砸进去1500万?! Looks at first three again, just a little mentality of inflation burnt out thoroughly. 再看前三名,刚刚有点膨胀的心态彻底熄火。 LLLLLLLL, Qin Fen, King, each one was over a hundred million consumption. LLLLLLLL,秦奋,King,个个都是上亿的消费 Wang Yan suspected seriously these people are the games company requests, but on the homepage can also find abundant big company to be forced unexpectedly to revise the rank the cause and effect, made into such by a 8 L person. 汪言严重怀疑那些人是不是游戏公司的托,但是网页上居然还能找到盛大公司被迫修改等级的前因后果,就是被8L一个人打成那样的。 The dog request is not possible to challenge games company, cannot deliberately destroy games to be balanced, therefore , that 8 L brother is one more than ten years ago plays games Shenhao on consumption 100,000,000. 狗托是不可能挑战游戏公司的,更不能蓄意破坏游戏平衡,所以说,那位8L是一个十多年前就消费1亿游戏神豪 The real · god · thief special · is bold! ··贼特么·豪! big brother consumption real, remaining, even if there is moisture content, at least is half real half is still false, no wonder domestic games market as competent in 100 billion as one year, all especially is the rich brace! 得,大哥消费是真的,剩下的就算有水分,至少也是一半真一半假,怪不得国内的游戏市场能干到一年上千亿,全特么是有钱撑的! Wang Yan completely forgot, oneself is most trench (wallet warrior) Shenhao, instead loses heart about games thoroughly. 汪言全然忘记,自己就是最神豪,反而彻底对游戏死心。 Plays what games! 玩什么游戏 Excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will! 玩物丧志! Studies well! 好好读书去! As for that 2 games crit reward...... yeah does he, waste not well? 至于那二的游戏暴击奖励……哎丫,浪费不好吧? Considers as finished, goes back to play to rub ah to rub. 算了算了,还是回去玩撸撸吧。 Inflation word dingy eats awesome that oneself blow down, opens the client side, the anger to/clashes 10000. 膨胀言灰溜溜的把自己吹下的牛比又吃回去,重新打开客户端,怒冲10000块。 Hitting to roll me is not fierce, growing I am not fierce, Gank I not fierce...... 打团我不厉害,发育我不厉害,Gank我不厉害…… Is my skin fierce? 那我皮肤多厉害吧? Buys the entire hero, then starts to play lottery. 买全英雄,然后开始玩抽奖 Congratulates you to obtain a Guan Yu( Guan Yunchang) skin. 恭喜你获得一个关羽(关云长)皮肤。 Congratulates you to obtain shrimp skin. 恭喜你获得一个皮皮虾皮肤。 Congratulations...... 恭喜…… Pulled out probably several hundred times, Wang Yan started to feel agitated time, suddenly emitted a not too same prompt. 抽了大概几百次,汪言开始觉得烦躁的时候,突然冒出一个不太一样的提示。 Congratulates you to activate the probability reward, selects Lee Sin( reality) skin 【恭喜你激活概率奖励,抽中一个龙瞎(现实)皮肤】 Yeah? 哎? games crit reward? 游戏暴击奖励? Just talked over to come, has not pulled out white/in vain several hundred times! 刚念叨完就来,没白抽好几百次! Wang Yan is overjoyed, looks impatiently to the explanation. 汪言大喜过望,迫不及待看向说明。 Equipment effect: 装备效果: High Jump: Shoots High Jump to increase 30 centimeters( trades the skin expiration) 跳高:弹跳高度增加30厘米(换肤即失效) Dragon Leg: The thigh model, the thigh and calf proportion are again perfect, muscle form perfect( permanent effective) 龙腿:腿部重新塑型,大腿、小腿比例完美,肌肉形态完美(永久有效) fuck! Such crisp?! 卧槽!这么爽的么?! Although not the long height changes is not the entire stature proportion, but, only changes both legs merely, lets Wang Yan sufficiently in the graceful compared with on the path goes forward a stride. 虽然不长身高改变的不是整个身材的比例,但是,仅仅只改变一双腿,就足以让汪言在帅比的道路上前进一大步。 The Wang Yan's calf is a little curved . Moreover the thigh calf 55 open, cannot say greatly ugly, but is not definitely attractive. 汪言的小腿有点弯,而且大腿小腿五五开,不能说巨难看,但肯定不怎么好看。 Before actually had not cared, man, to mirror self-pity time should not be many. 以前其实没怎么在乎过,男人嘛,对镜自怜的时候应该不多。 However, can be more attractive, who can not want? 但是,能更好看,谁会不愿意呢? Equips the skin impatiently, Wang Yan looks with own eyes own leg seems like playdough, a creeping motion, then finalizes. 迫不及待装备上皮肤,汪言亲眼看着自己的腿像是块橡皮泥似的,一阵蠕动,然后定型。 The calf is slender, the muscle is smooth, the thigh muscle is symmetrical, makes an effort slightly, rushing strength are surging. 小腿修长笔直,肌肉流畅,大腿肌肉匀称,稍微一用力,就有一股澎湃的力量在涌动。 Attractive! 好看! The natural beauty of that line, Wang Yan has not studied to draw to feel. 那种线条的自然美,汪言没学过画画都能感受出来。 Moreover, does not know is the misconception, probably strength of thigh also increases. 而且,不知道是不是错觉,好像腿部的力量亦有所增加。 Wang Yan subconscious raises legs high, shouts, the tip of the toe kicks above the forehead directly, has a scare oneself. 汪言下意识的一个高抬腿,呼一下,脚尖直接踢到脑门上方,把自己吓一跳。 I go! 我去! Probably get to serious skill? 好像又get到一项不得了的技能 Wang Yan curious staring, little doing splits, no obstruction deducted a character horse the both legs, the every day clear feeling the floor slightly cool. 汪言好奇的瞪着眼睛,一点点的劈叉,毫无窒碍的把双腿劈成一字马,旦旦清晰的感受到了地板的微凉。 Eldest Young Wang feels is very fresh, actually a little does not know whether to laugh or cry. 汪大少感觉特别新鲜,却又有点哭笑不得。 The girl meets a character horse is a very happy matter, because of can unlocking many knowledge. 女孩子会一字马是一件很美好的事情,因为可以解锁好多知识。 Do brother big masters, chop to do? 一个大老爷们,劈下去能干嘛? However on the other hand, blind monk Li Qing's big move of divine dragon swings the tail, if can do in the reality, thinks also very cool...... 不过话又说回来,盲僧李青的大招神龙摆尾,如果能在现实中做出来,想想还挺酷的哈……
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