Wang Yanfirstdelimitsto draw a great-circlein the schoolmate, has not discovered the speciallycompetentplayer.汪言先在同学里划拉一大圈,并没有发现特别有实力的选手。
The next door7classeshave a sportsto livesuperto be ableactuallyto eat, butis not ripe.
隔壁七班倒是有个体育生超级能吃,但是不熟。Thereforeinvited the choice of schoolmate, basicallycanpassfall.
所以请同学的选择,基本可以pass掉了。
Not ripehaving no wayinvited, money where tooripeexplanationcame, aboutwastroublesome.
不熟的没法请,太熟的解释不清楚哪来的钱,左右都是麻烦。Knits the browsto rack one's brainsone, in the mindflashes through a miraculous glow.
皱眉苦思好一阵,脑海里闪过一丝灵光。
The Bstandlastpresenthasmakes the eating and broadcastingvideomuch, probablyverycaneat?!
诶,B站上现在有不少做吃播视频的,好像一个个都挺能吃的?!Thought of the idea, Wang Yancould not sit still, immediatelytook taxito rush to the rented room, built the aliennotebook.
一想到主意,汪言坐不住了,马上打车赶往出租屋,架起外星人笔记本。
On the Bstandsearches, uncovers a bigpilequickly„Great Stomach Kingeating and broadcasting”video.
上B站上一搜,很快搜出一大堆“大胃王吃播”视频。
The as one wishespointopensone, isseems likepetitegirl, is speakingJapanese, is challenginghamburger.随意点开一个,是个看起来蛮娇小的妹子,说着日语,正在挑战汉堡。Seeshalf, the Wang Yaneyeballhas staredperfectly round.
看到一半,汪言眼珠子就已经瞪溜圆。fuck, less than90jin (0.5 kg)girl, notrestingattitudegets rid of more than 60hamburger, do youdareto believe?卧槽,一个不到90斤的妹子,不歇气儿的干掉60多个汉堡,你敢信?Wang Yandoes not dareto believein any case, lookedrepeatedlycommented the barrageto confirmfinally.
反正汪言是不敢信,反复看评论弹幕才最终确认,是真的。YES!
YES!Looks forthis!
就找这样的!
The neonis too far, the languagedoes not pass, Wang Yanstartsto searchitsGreat Stomach King.
霓虹太远,语言又不通,汪言开始搜索本国的大胃王。Howeveris very regrettable, the Great Stomach Kingcompetitionprobablyonly then the neon and UShave, the homedoes not havesimilarchallenge tournamenttemporarily.
然而很遗憾,大胃王比赛好像只有霓虹和米国才有,国内暂时没有类似的挑战赛。Butin the eating and broadcastingaspect, the homeis also a little behindoverseas, nowonline, only thenmade more than 70volumes of programs, is called«China Eating and Broadcasting».
而在吃播方面,国内亦稍微落后于国外,现在网上只有一个做了70多集的节目,叫做《华夏吃播来啦》。
The Wang Yanpointopensseveralvideosto look, discovered that is mainly the netizensubmits a piece of writing, thensubjectcentralizedonfood of eating, andnosuperGreat Stomach King.汪言点开几部视频看一下,发现主要是网友投稿,然后主题集中在吃的食物上面,并没有什么超级大胃王。At least, Wang Yanlooks at10issuescontinually, had not discovered that canbeNeon Kinoshitagirlthatdegree.
最起码,汪言连看十期,并没有发现能达到霓虹木下妹子那个程度的。
The 1stissue of girl5minutesget rid of7bowls of noodles, 9 thissue of girleatsabout2.5kilogramsfood, is quite fierce, isfromtopGreat Stomach Kingfrequently7and8kilogramsappetites, is very different.
第一期的妹子五分钟干掉七碗面条,第九期的妹子吃掉大约2.5公斤的食物,算是其中比较厉害的,可是距离顶级大胃王动辄七、八公斤的食量,相去甚远。Has no waycompared withah......
没法比啊……Wang Yanwishes one couldto flydirectly the neon, first7 of all assembledpreviousGreat Stomach Kingcompetition, independentmanagesoneto eat the crabcompetitionagain.汪言都恨不得直接飞去霓虹,聚齐上次大胃王比赛的前七名,再单独办一场吃蟹比赛。Onlypitifully, simplydoes not have the channel, is almost impossibleto complete.
只可惜,根本没有渠道,几乎不可能完成。Backs off, Wang YanfoundWeibo of «China Eating and Broadcasting»organizer, is calledBeauty Custommiki, sends the oneprivate letter.
退而求其次,汪言找到《华夏吃播来啦》主办者的微博,叫做美人订制miki,发过去一条私信。„Iwantto cooperateto holdlarge-scaleeating and broadcastingactivitieswithyou, Idisburse money, useking crabas the food, challengesGreat Stomach King. Ifintends, pleaserelate1389438**48.”
“我想与贵方合作举办一次大型吃播活动,我出钱,以帝王蟹为食材,挑战大胃王。如有意向,请联系1389438**48。”marvelphone numberisWang Yanown, is not of pleasant to hear, howeveraccidental/surprisedgood.奇葩手机号是汪言自己的,不怎么好听,但是意外的好记。Sends the private letter, Wang Yanhas not been waiting, found the news that the Baiduglutinous rice5.17foodiefestivalsare heldgrandly, the revolutions the brain, projectsin the idea the Baiduglutinous rice.
发完私信,汪言没干等着,又找到百度糯米5.17吃货节盛大举行的新闻,转转脑筋,把主意打到百度糯米头上。As the organizer, shouldsavemanyGreat Stomach Kingmaterials?
作为主办方,应该会存着不少大胃王的资料吧?tomorrowrelates, makes a second-handpreparation!明天联系一下,做个二手准备!Thenwaits , the matter that Wang Yancanhandleare not many.
接下来就是等待,汪言能做的事情不多。Mainlyisbecause, the homecurrentlydoes not haveappropriatepropagandaplatform, can the advertisementprecise deliverytoGreat Stomach King, otherwisethrowstens of thousandsdollarsto create a specialpropaganda, waited for the personto registeris not good?
主要是因为,国内目前还没有一个合适的宣传平台,能够把广告精确投放给大胃王,否则扔几万块钱做个专项宣传,等着人来报名不就好了?Without the means that Wang Yanno longerthinkssimply, being ready to fight, preparingbrokento the alienbeginning.
既然没办法,汪言索性不再多想,摩拳擦掌,准备给外星人破初。gamesitself/Benyeah!游戏本哎!Alien15cuns (2.5 cm)yeah!
外星人15寸哎!
After buying, gameshas not played, makes sense?
买回来以后,一次游戏都没玩过,像话么?Nowbreaks a meatless fast!
现在就开荤!15years of most irritablegames, without a doubt, mustbeto rubahto rub.
15年最火爆的游戏,毫无疑问,必须是撸啊撸。Wang Yaniscollege entrance exam more than oneyearhas not bumpedgames, the editiondoes not make clearstrongly, playsdumbfounded.汪言为高考一年多没怎么碰游戏,版本强势都搞不清楚,玩上就傻眼。
The youngmonk student and children'stribulation and childcarerope, the showresults inteammatescalp tingles, entirefrequencyexplosion.
小学僧、儿童劫、托儿索,秀得队友头皮发麻,全频爆炸。Was spurted the suspicionlifebreathless, Wang Yanpresses downAlt+F4, decidesto say goodbye toathleticsgames.
被喷到怀疑人生,汪言气急败坏的按下Alt+F4,决定告别竞技游戏。damn!麻蛋哟!brotherfastis not goodconsciousnessbadly, butbrotherrichah!哥手速不行意识差,但哥有钱啊!Brokengamesdoes not take care of the Renminbiplayer, trades!
破游戏一点不照顾人民币玩家,换换换!Baidusearch: girlmanyweb.百度搜索:妹子最多的网游。Thenaccording to the result, searches foragain: Spendson the fierceweb.
然后按照结果,再搜:花钱就厉害的网游。Discoversnamed„a gamesShenhaoranking”unknowingly the homepagelink, the Wang Yanhappyhē hēpointgoes, plansto watch the funcasually.
不经意间发现一个叫做“游戏神豪排行榜”的网页链接,汪言乐呵呵点进去,打算随便看看热闹。Tenth: The QQwesternroaming, ID : songandperfume, the gamesexpenditureestimates15,000,000.
第十名:QQ西游,ID:song、香水,游戏花费估计1500万。Looks atone, the Wang Yaneyeballstaresperfectly round, the throatbecomes dry.
才看一条,汪言眼珠子就瞪溜圆,嗓子眼发干。damnah! Realfalse?麻蛋啊!真的假的?Yousaid that whattheserich menare thinking?
你说说这些有钱人都在想些什么?Playsgamesto pound15,000,000?!
玩个游戏砸进去1500万?!Looks atfirstthreeagain, justa little mentality of inflationburnt outthoroughly.
再看前三名,刚刚有点膨胀的心态彻底熄火。LLLLLLLL, QinFen, King, each onewasover a hundred millionconsumption.
LLLLLLLL,秦奋,King,个个都是上亿的消费。Wang Yansuspectedseriouslythesepeopleare the gamescompanyrequests, buton the homepage can also findabundantbig companyto be forcedunexpectedlyto revise the rank the cause and effect, made intosuchby a 8 Lperson.汪言严重怀疑那些人是不是游戏公司的托,但是网页上居然还能找到盛大公司被迫修改等级的前因后果,就是被8L一个人打成那样的。
The dogrequest is not possibleto challengegamescompany, cannotdeliberatelydestroygamesto be balanced, therefore ,that8 Lbrotherisone more than tenyears ago playsgamesShenhaoonconsumption100,000,000.
狗托是不可能挑战游戏公司的,更不能蓄意破坏游戏平衡,所以说,那位8L哥是一个十多年前就消费1亿玩游戏的神豪。
The real·god·thiefspecial·is bold!
真·神·贼特么·豪!big brotherconsumptionreal, remaining, even if there is moisture content, at leastishalfrealhalfis still false, no wonderdomesticgamesmarket as competentin100 billionasoneyear, allespeciallyis the richbrace!
得,大哥的消费是真的,剩下的就算有水分,至少也是一半真一半假,怪不得国内的游戏市场能干到一年上千亿,全特么是有钱撑的!Wang Yancompletelyforgot,oneselfismosttrench (wallet warrior)Shenhao, insteadloses heartaboutgamesthoroughly.汪言全然忘记,自己就是最壕的神豪,反而彻底对游戏死心。Playswhatgames!
玩什么游戏!Excessive preoccupation with trivia saps the will!
玩物丧志!Studieswell!
好好读书去!As forthat2gamescritreward...... yeah does he, waste not well?
至于那二的游戏暴击奖励……哎丫,浪费不好吧?Considers as finished, goes backto playto rubahto rub.
算了算了,还是回去玩撸啊撸吧。Inflationworddingyeatsawesome that oneselfblow down, opens the client side, the angerto/clashes10000.
膨胀言灰溜溜的把自己吹下的牛比又吃回去,重新打开客户端,怒冲10000块。Hittingto rollme is not fierce, growing I am not fierce, GankI not fierce......
打团我不厉害,发育我不厉害,Gank我不厉害……
Is myskinfierce?
那我皮肤多厉害吧?Buys the entirehero, thenstartsto playlottery.
买全英雄,然后开始玩抽奖。Congratulatesyouto obtain a Guan Yu( Guan Yunchang) skin.
恭喜你获得一个关羽(关云长)皮肤。Congratulatesyouto obtainshrimpskin.
恭喜你获得一个皮皮虾皮肤。Congratulations......
恭喜……Pulled outprobablyseveral hundredtimes, Wang Yanstartedto feelagitatedtime, suddenlyemitted a nottoosameprompt.
抽了大概几百次,汪言开始觉得烦躁的时候,突然冒出一个不太一样的提示。【Congratulatesyouto activate the probabilityreward, selectsLee Sin( reality) skin】
【恭喜你激活概率奖励,抽中一个龙瞎(现实)皮肤】Yeah?
哎?gamescritreward?游戏暴击奖励?Justtalked overto come, has not pulled outwhite/in vainseveral hundredtimes!
刚念叨完就来,没白抽好几百次!Wang Yanis overjoyed, looksimpatientlyto the explanation.汪言大喜过望,迫不及待看向说明。Equipmenteffect:
装备效果:High Jump: ShootsHigh Jumpto increase30centimeters( trades the skinexpiration)跳高:弹跳高度增加30厘米(换肤即失效)Dragon Leg: The thighmodel, the thigh and calfproportionare again perfect, muscleformperfect( permanenteffective)龙腿:腿部重新塑型,大腿、小腿比例完美,肌肉形态完美(永久有效)fuck! Suchcrisp?!卧槽!这么爽的么?!Although not the longheightchangesis not the entirestatureproportion, but, onlychangesboth legsmerely, letsWang Yansufficientlyin the gracefulcompared withon the pathgoes forward a stride.
虽然不长身高改变的不是整个身材的比例,但是,仅仅只改变一双腿,就足以让汪言在帅比的道路上前进一大步。
The Wang Yan'scalfis a little curved . Moreover the thighcalf55open, cannotsaygreatlyugly, but is not definitely attractive.汪言的小腿有点弯,而且大腿小腿五五开,不能说巨难看,但肯定不怎么好看。Beforeactuallyhad not cared, man, tomirrorself-pitytimeshouldnot be many.
以前其实没怎么在乎过,男人嘛,对镜自怜的时候应该不多。However, canbe more attractive, whocannot want?
但是,能更好看,谁会不愿意呢?Equips the skinimpatiently, Wang Yanlookswith own eyesownlegseems likeplaydough, a creeping motion, thenfinalizes.
迫不及待装备上皮肤,汪言亲眼看着自己的腿像是块橡皮泥似的,一阵蠕动,然后定型。
The calfis slender, the muscleis smooth, the thighmuscleis symmetrical, makes an effortslightly, rushingstrengthare surging.
小腿修长笔直,肌肉流畅,大腿肌肉匀称,稍微一用力,就有一股澎湃的力量在涌动。Attractive!
好看!
The natural beauty of thatline, Wang Yanhas not studiedto draw to feel.
那种线条的自然美,汪言没学过画画都能感受出来。Moreover, does not knowis the misconception, probablystrength of thighalsoincreases.
而且,不知道是不是错觉,好像腿部的力量亦有所增加。Wang Yansubconsciousraises legshigh, shouts, the tip of the toekicksabove the foreheaddirectly, has a scareoneself.汪言下意识的一个高抬腿,呼一下,脚尖直接踢到脑门上方,把自己吓一跳。Igo!
我去!Probablygettoseriousskill?
好像又get到一项不得了的技能?Wang Yancuriousstaring, littledoing splits, noobstructiondeducted a characterhorse the both legs, the every dayclearfeeling the floorslightlycool.汪言好奇的瞪着眼睛,一点点的劈叉,毫无窒碍的把双腿劈成一字马,旦旦清晰的感受到了地板的微凉。Eldest Young Wangfeelsis very fresh, actuallya littledoes not know whether to laugh or cry.汪大少感觉特别新鲜,却又有点哭笑不得。
The girlmeets a characterhorseis a veryhappymatter, because ofcanunlockingmanyknowledge.
女孩子会一字马是一件很美好的事情,因为可以解锁好多知识。
Do brotherbigmasters, chop to do?哥一个大老爷们,劈下去能干嘛?Howeveron the other hand, blindmonkLi Qing'sbigmove of divine dragonswings the tail, ifcandoin the reality, thinksalsoverycool......
不过话又说回来,盲僧李青的大招神龙摆尾,如果能在现实中做出来,想想还挺酷的哈……
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