LSD :: Volume #5

#413: brothers 1


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The Lin Weiwei air/Qi was happy. 林薇薇气乐了。 „Do I seem like am so good to bully?” “我看起来就那么好欺负?” Some where matters!” “哪有的事儿!” Eldest Young Wang smiles the xī xī pulling calf: Is because likes you being probable with you to play......” 汪大少嘻嘻的扯犊子:“是因为爱你才要和你玩嘛……” Implored!” “吁!” Everyone makes an effort to create a disturbance, looked often goes to under Tianqiao the telling fortunes by physiognomy sound. 大家使劲起哄,一看就是常去天桥底下看相声。 Smiling that 30,000 little elder sister also eats, with Lin Weiwei looking at each other, blinks quietly mischievously. 三万小姐姐也吃吃的笑着,悄悄和林薇薇对视,顽皮眨眼。 Flat puts down the drink cup, sneers: sister does not love you! Little pulls uselessly, come, puts out a qualified good luck, otherwise your Sister Wei does not have the interest oppressive vegetable/dish.” 平之放下饮料杯子,冷笑:“可不爱你!少扯没用的,来,拿出点够格的彩头,否则你薇姐没兴趣虐菜。” Yo, this crazy! 哟呵,这狂的! In the Wang Yan surface refuses to accept not indignation, in fact is very discrete, observes the Lin Weiwei's back of the hand quietly. 汪言表面上不服不忿的,实际上却很谨慎,悄悄观察林薇薇的手背。 Plays the ping-pong to scratch the talcum powder, will leave the trace in the fingers/tiger mouth place of hack lever, only if will be wears that mitten —— however to play a point person not to choose to wear the glove slightly, will affect the feel very much. 打台球都得擦滑石粉,会在架杆的虎口处留下痕迹,除非是戴那种两指手套——但是稍微会玩一点的人都不会选择戴手套,很影响手感。 Wang Yan regarding this movement/sports, there is such a to lose understanding theoretically. 汪言对于这项运动,还是有那么一丢丢理论上的了解的。 The Repeatedly observation, confirmed repeatedly, the conclusion is —— Lin Weiwei has not really gone on stage. 再三观察,反复确认,结论是——林薇薇真没上过场。 eldest young confident. 大少心里有底了。 Flat absolutely is one in the new vegetable/dish chicken that the ping-pong is not interested, like this player, most does not have dumb at heart, always thinks to be able randomly fighting with the fists dead teacher Fu...... 平之绝对是一个对台球不感兴趣的新手菜鸡,像这种选手,心里是最没B数的,总以为可以乱拳打死老师傅…… She most loses compared with me, but our strength is big, can have the miracle vigorously! 她最多比我强一丢丢,但是咱力气大,可以大力出奇迹嘛! The thoughts were certain, decide to bet. 心思一定,决定赌了。 Ok, what good luck do you want to bet? brother accompanies!” “行,你想赌什么彩头?奉陪!” Straightforward woof Yi the ball case, both hands thoughts, a stance swayed, that is calling confident and free atmosphere. 豪爽汪倚着球案,双手抱怀,架势一摆,那叫一个潇洒大气。 The meaning that Lin Weiwei has not actually set out, turns upwards one leg on the other high, in the future will depend. 林薇薇却没有起身的意思,高高翘起二郎腿,往后一靠。 Daily Flat Flat is calling, probably our ripe as...... you, if lost, later can only call me queen your majesty!” “天天平之平之的叫着,好像咱俩多熟似的……你要是输了,以后只能叫我女王陛下!” Bets that in a big way?! 靠,赌那么大?! The Wang Yan face was black: Your that chuuni ah? Can't bet the point to treat the eating meal gift jewelry and so on?” 汪言脸都黑了:“你怎么那么中二?就不能赌点请客吃饭礼物首饰之类的?” „! Gambles and loses does not love you, who bets these with you? Then, likes playing!” “嘁!赌钱又输不疼你,谁跟你赌那些?就这样,爱玩不玩!” Lin Weiwei snorts contemptuously to the proposition of eldest young, the attitude strengthens one batch. 林薇薇大少的提议嗤之以鼻,态度坚定得一批。 Good! A gambling stake is good!” “好!介个赌注好!” Young Wang, do not instigate ah!” 汪少,别怂!” Right, bets with her!” “对,跟她赌!” One crowd watches the fun did not fear that the matter big idler immediately starts to create a disturbance. 一群看热闹不怕事儿大的闲人马上开始起哄。 Also let alone, Wang Yan somewhat from heart. 还别说,汪言真有点从心。 Previous time let He Miaomiao to the pit, is hiding that princess your highness to the present, how painful lesson? 上次让何苗苗给坑了一把,那声公主殿下到现在都在躲着,多么惨痛的教训? Now hears with the gambling stake, Wang Yan recalls immediately initially, the feeling is really not wonderful. 现在一听到同款赌注,汪言立即回想起当初,感觉甚是不妙。 Should by person routine?! 该不会又要被人套路吧?! Without truth ah...... 没道理…… Fruit cake that but this time brother selects personally! 这次可是亲自挑的软柿子! Ponders, a cunning eldest young eyeball revolution, probes was asking: „Did you lose?” 左思右想,奸猾大少眼珠子一转,试探着问:“那你输了呢?” You said!” “你说!” The Lin Weiwei only heroic spirit a half second, supplemented immediately: Too excessive is not definitely good, coordinatedly!” 林薇薇只豪气了半秒钟,马上补充:“太过分的肯定不行,得对等!” Small is a little that nervous rash, is a little disturbed and is not a little convinced. 小表情有点紧张、有点忐忑、有点不服气的莽撞。 This looks is nothing energy! 这一看就是没什么底气嘛! Dog Lü they were discouraged. 吕狗他们泄气了。 The vegetable/dish chicken pecks mutually, a protracted war, proper! 得,菜鸡互啄,一场持久战,妥妥的! But Eldest Young Wang puts down the heart thoroughly, hā hā smiles. 汪大少则彻底放下心,哈哈一笑。 Roar roar, ok! If you lost, tonight the entire journey keeps off the liquor for me. “吼吼,行!如果你输了,今天晚上全程替我挡酒。 So long as I greeted one Flat, on, no matter who proposed a toast, you must clash to shout one: white horse, silver spear Flat Lin here, who is dissolute?’ 只要我招呼一声‘平之,上’,不管谁来敬酒,你都得冲过来大喊一声:‘白马银枪林平之在此,谁敢放肆?’ Then drinks for brother. 然后替喝酒。 Naturally, only limited to tonight. 当然,只限于今天晚上。 What kind of, coordinated?! ” 怎么样,对等吧?!” Is coordinated! 对等个屁! Dog Lü they were shaken dumbfoundedly, gives the thumbs-up: fuck, will play!” 吕狗他们被震得目瞪口呆,竖起大拇指:“卧槽,会玩!” The female students must smile to lie, the light is thinks to think that teases. 女生们更是要笑趴了,光是想想都觉得逗得不行。 Has not seen the Wang Yan like this hoodlum. 就没看到过汪言这样的臭流氓。 The Lin Weiwei air/Qi results in the complexion to be pale, clenches teeth: Good, are you great...... several games decide the victory and defeat?” 林薇薇气得脸色铁青,直咬牙:“好,你是好样的……几局定胜负?” Eldest Young Wang was still maintaining the discrete excellent working style, raises up three fingers: Three games of two victories, save you to walk dogshit luck veiled Ying one game.” 汪大少仍旧保持着谨慎的优良作风,竖起三根手指:“三局两胜,省着你走狗屎运蒙赢一局。” „Becoming, come, kick-off!” “成,来吧,开球!” A Lin Weiwei character was disinclined to say with Wang Yan much, was cold the face to sit in the home position is motionless. 林薇薇一个字都懒得和汪言多说,冷着脸坐在原位不动。 Eldest Young Wang also wants to modestly decline, but thinks own actual level, decided do not install. 汪大少本来还想谦让一下,不过一想到自己的实际水平,决定还是别装了。 What is the face? 脸是啥? Where has to win to sexually harass Flat to be important! 哪有赢球调戏平之重要! Rubs hands, takes up the Big Head short pole, looks simply two, the violent offers the whole body strength, fierce hits the white ball. 搓搓手,抄起大头短杆,简单瞄两下,暴出全身力气,猛的把白球击出。 Bang! 砰! Crack, the ball-flower was struck, rolling of flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky to various places. 一声炸响,花球被击开,天女散花似的滚向各处。 Really can have the miracle vigorously, pī li pā lā rolls randomly, three ball-flowers fall the bag, moreover white ball location is also pretty good. 大力真的会出奇迹,噼里啪啦一阵乱滚,三枚花球掉袋,而且白球的位置也不赖。 Yo, Young Wang, okay, progressed more than a moment ago!” “哟,汪少,行啊,比刚才进步多了!” Dog Lü they are very surprised, start floral formula ass-licking. 吕狗他们很惊讶,开始花式马屁 Wang Yan happily smiles, starts to select the ball. 汪言得意笑笑,开始挑球。 That game had not played a moment ago white/in vain, has let genius woof Shuxi this thing. 刚才那局没白玩,已经让天才汪熟悉这玩意。 Actually, the ping-pong can definitely the understanding of simple and crude for geometry small games, the tangential angle, the refraction point, incidence angle and reflection angle...... the fundamental rule be simple. 其实,台球完全可以简单粗暴的理解为几何学小游戏,切角、折射点、入射角、反射角……基本规则简单至极。 Calculates angle + to aim at + to have the pole to stabilize the = goal. 计算角度+瞄准+出杆稳定=进球。 Regarding any intelligence quotient normal adult, judged where strokes to score point is very simple matter, is truly difficult, merely correct and stable pole. 对于任何一个智商正常的成年人而言,判断击打哪里可以进球是非常简单的事,真正难的,仅仅只有正确且稳定的出杆。 That need quite pretty good limbs coordination, as well as catching up movement of correct posture and stability. 那需要相当不赖的肢体协调性,以及正确的姿势、稳定的发力动作。 Wang Yan 79 point entire attribute, balance one batch, will play what movement/sports kind of games not to miss. 汪言79点全属性,平衡得一批,玩什么运动游戏都不会差。 Although the correct hack lever posture does not have entire to understand that continually, but, can play ah of show...... 虽然连正确的架杆姿势都没整明白呢,但是,可以玩骚的…… Wang Yan moves the arm, then pulls out a hack lever from the ping-pong case, the facial features serious frame to the table on. 汪言活动活动胳膊,然后从台球案子下面掏出一柄架杆,面容严肃的架到桌案上。 Faint!” “晕!” Everyone in abundance at hand-held volume, taking of the heart Wang Yan. 大家纷纷以手扶额,发自内心的服了汪言 You as for?” “你至于吗?” This is a female student. 这是女生。 Earnest was earnest, hā hā!” “认真了认真了,哈哈!” This is a male student. 这是男生。 quick thinking, angle is sharp, is good at dodging the weakness, the conduct not bothers about trifles, does material of important matter, Master Wang awesome!” 思维敏捷,角度犀利,善于规避弱点,行事不拘小节,是干大事的料子,汪爷牛哔!” This is Simp Lü. 这是舔狗吕 Eldest Young Wang anything has not paid attention, wholly absorbed aiming, cautious throwout lever...... 汪大少什么都没理会,专心致志的瞄准,小心翼翼的推杆…… pā! 啪! white ball and ball-flower hit gently, angle is correct, the effort is moderate, the ball-flower falls the bag steadily. 白球与花球轻轻撞击,角度正确,力度适中,花球稳稳落袋。 YES! YES! Is this! 就是这样! eldest young was happy, self-satisfied carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow to Lin Weiwei: Flat, pleasant surprise not?” 大少开心了,得意的冲林薇薇挑挑眉:“平之,惊喜不?” Lin Weiwei gives the thumbs-up, feels a heartfelt admiration: Fierce!” 林薇薇竖起大拇指,心悦诚服:“厉害!” The small expression faint smile, is a little strange. 小表情似笑非笑的,有点怪。 30,000 fur seal applauds: Wang Wang good! You are really intelligent!” 三万海狗式鼓掌:“汪汪好棒!你真聪明!” You look!” “那你看!” Eldest Young Wang delicious show off two, continue the aiming next ball. 汪大少美滋滋嘚瑟两下,继续瞄准下一球。 Giving the devil his due, the Wang Yan's choice is truly intelligent. 平心而论,汪言的选择确实聪明。 The beginner biggest problem does not have the stable hack lever posture, causes not to catch up uniform, has the pole distortion. 初学者最大的问题就是没有稳定的架杆姿势,导致发力不匀,出杆偏斜。 The claw jig pole that the use billiard shop supplies for oneself, hits a ball single-handed, then can the greatest circumvention the weakness, catch up stably. 使用台球厅自备的爪型架杆,单手击球,便可以最大程度的规避掉弱点,稳定发力。 Although has no way revolving, but the beginner does not need to consider so many. 虽然没法加旋转,但初学者本身就不需要考虑那么多。 Broken ten thousand laws. 一准破万法嘛。 Does not have any strategy can manifest the wisdom compared with this again. 再没有什么策略比这更能体现智慧了。 , pā! 啪、啪! Also is two resounding, the two low difficulty short distance ball-flower was been continuously clear by Wang Yan, in floor flower petal ball only remains 3, Eldest Young Wang from winning the first bureau, only remains half of goals. 又是两声脆响,两个低难度的近距离花球被汪言连续清掉,台面上的“花瓣球”只剩三个,汪大少距离赢下第一局,只剩一半目标。 The remaining balls compare the difficulty, Wang Yan think, made a defense diligently. 剩下的球都比较有难度,汪言想了想,努力做了一杆防守。 —— pastes the storehouse white ball as far as possible. ——把白球尽量贴到底库。 luck is good, the strategic target achieves perfectly. 运气不错,战略目标完美达成。 Receives the fellow matter, Eldest Young Wang delicious sitting arrives around rest area, raising hand to applaud with 30,000. 收起家伙事,汪大少美滋滋的坐到旁边的休息区,举手要和三万击掌。 What kind of, is your boyfriend very graceful?” “怎么样,你男朋友是不是很帅?” Graceful!” “帅!” 30,000 purses the lips to smile, shoots a look at Lin Weiwei, suddenly turns covers mouth to smile: too handsome...... goose goose goose goose goose......” 三万抿嘴笑,瞥一眼林薇薇,突然变成捂嘴笑:“太帅了……鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅……” What's the matter? 咋回事? Wang Yan was smiled the whole face ignorant to compel, looks at Lin Weiwei subconsciously. 汪言被笑得满脸懵逼,下意识去看林薇薇 Flat brothers puts down the drink cup, sets out calm, puts out a hand to blood brother. 平之兄弟放下饮料杯,淡定起身,冲亲哥伸出手。 Lin Baizhou clever hands over the ball rod, steps back. 林柏舟乖觉的把球杆递过去,退后一步。 Until at this moment, all is very normal. 直到此刻,一切都很正常。 The style starts is not normal. 紧接着,画风开始不正常了。 Lin Weiwei is grasping rear the ball rod only, wields lightly two, then pulls back at present, looks slightly, nods, finally careless trend ball case. 林薇薇单手持着球杆尾部,轻挥两下,然后拉回到眼前,略微一瞄,点点头,最后漫不经心的走向球案。 Well? Big strength...... 咦?好大的力气…… Wang Yan realized suddenly is not a little wonderful. 汪言突然意识到有点不妙。 young woman each family, grasp the pole tail to be so steady single-handed, the movement is also very adept, a little graceful ah...... 小姑娘家家的,单手握着杆尾都能那么稳,动作又很娴熟,有点帅…… Leads is not equal to strongly, however in most situations, can play the graceful lord in the field, will not be weak. 帅不等于强,但是在大部分情况下,能在球场上耍帅的主,都不会太弱。 Is it possible that...... 莫非…… Has not waited for Eldest Young Wang deeply to get down, the Lin Weiwei left hand four fingers build near the ball case, supports the ball rod gently, the bending down body, as one wishes waves...... 没等汪大少深想下去,林薇薇左手四指搭在球案边,轻轻架住球杆,俯下身体,随意至极的一挥手…… pā! 啪! Thump! 咚! A world explodes the resounding to enter the bag. 一粒全球炸出脆响入袋。 The Wang Yan's so-called defense, exists in name only simply. 汪言的所谓防守,简直形同虚设。 The performance starts. 紧接着,表演开始。 left plug pastes the storehouse ball, falls the bag. 左塞贴库球,落袋。 tall Gan, scores point the position, shakes angle. 高杆,进球走位,晃出角度 The low pole right stopper, the ball-flower falls the bag, the white ball cracks open two post storehouse balls. 低杆右塞,花球落袋,白球磕开两枚贴库球。 pā pā pā pā pā! 啪啪啪啪啪 The Wang Yan eye hid just started to jump, has not waited to jump, sky over floor. 汪言眼皮子刚开始跳,没等跳完,台面上空了。 A clear stage! 一杆清台! The Lin Weiwei taking a stroll round trip walks, after the 30,000 side, raises up the right hand. 林薇薇溜溜达达往回走,经过三万身旁时,竖起右手。 Liu Li jumps in high spirits, claps with her. 刘璃兴冲冲跳起来,和她击掌。 pā! 啪! Probably hits on the Wang Yan face. 就好像打在汪言脸上。 Eldest Young Wang has a look at the ping-pong case, has a look at Lin Weiwei again, has a look at the ping-pong case again, has a look at Little Colored Glaze again...... 汪大少看看台球案,再看看林薇薇,再看看台球案,再看看小琉璃…… MMP! MMP! Was the father played?! 老子又被人玩了?! The female students look that the Eldest Young Wang whole face compels, to hug ignorant is smiling together covers the belly, He Luoluo most dog-leg, the shouting server of jumping: Suspends the ball!” 女生们看着汪大少满脸懵逼,搂在一块儿笑得直捂肚子,何荦荦最狗腿,蹦蹦跳跳的喊服务生:“摆球!” Mina vitality full encourages to Wang Yan: Yan-chan, the next game wants come on!” Mina元气满满的给汪言鼓劲:“言酱,下一局要加油哟!” Your sis! 的! Is this matter that refuels can solve?! 这是加油就能解决的事儿吗?! The Eldest Young Wang whole face heavy line, has a low atmospheric pressure, stares to Lin Baizhou. 汪大少满脸黑线,带着一身的低气压,瞪向林柏舟 Big Brother-In-Law, you do not uphold justice! 大舅哥,你不仗义! Lin Baizhou shrugs to let go, sends out brutally ridiculed: brothers, I do not dare covering to measure her...... ball approximately, do you look at me to do?” 林柏舟耸肩摊手,发出无情嘲笑:“兄弟,我都不敢罩量她……自己约的球,你看我干嘛?” The male students smiled miserably, vertical position thigh. 男生们笑惨了,直拍大腿。 Young Wang, you have today!” 汪少,你也有今天!” Come on, on brother mental supports you forever!” “加油,精神上永远支持你!” Young Wang did not cry, stood L!” 汪少不哭,站直了L!” In a flash, solemn Eldest Young Wang, being deserted by friends and allies, only remains one Simp Lü to be heavyhearted, helpless sighed. 一瞬间,堂堂汪大少,众叛亲离,只剩一条舔狗吕忧心忡忡,无奈叹息。 Master Wang, this matter little bro really cannot help ah......, or do you try hard again?” 汪爷,这事儿小弟真帮不上忙……要不你再努努力?” My your Zhuge vigorously! 我努你个诸葛大力! The Wang Yan calm and collectedly putting down ball rod, nods to Lin Weiwei calm: You kick off, I go to a bathroom......” 汪言不动声色的放下球杆,对林薇薇淡定颔首:“你开球吧,我去趟卫生间……” Endures the technique of law · urine escaping! 忍法·尿遁之术! Finally just pinched a hand signal, has not waited to recite the incantation ! 结果刚捏出一个手势,没等念咒语呢,唰! Left side what Biaobiao (prostitute): Young Wang, I accompany you to go, do not walk to lose......” 左面堵过来一个何婊婊:“汪少,我陪你去,别走丢了……” Right, tigress Lu Yuanyuan is in the to rub arm net sleeve. 右面,虎妞卢媛媛正在撸胳膊网袖子。 Doggy you dare to run I to have a look!” 狗子你敢跑一个我看看!” Brother Dog was dry, on a paralysis toward the chairback, how loves how the place! 狗哥枯了,往椅背上一瘫,爱咋咋地吧! This paralysis, does not have again. 这一瘫,再就没起来过。 Lin Weiwei kicks off, is thin crash-bang a chaotic resentment, less than 5 minutes, finished up! 林薇薇开球,稀里哗啦一阵乱怼,五分钟不到,完事了! The confident and free abandoning ball rod, is forking the waist, toward Wang Yan front pestle, smiles a morning glory likely. 潇洒的扔下球杆,叉着腰,往汪言面前一杵,笑得像朵喇叭花。 Come, small should Yanzi, how come?!” “来吧,小言子,该怎么着来着?!” Flat Lin do you want dead? 林平之你想死是不是? Eldest Young Wang is putting on a serious face diligently, tries to threaten her with the look. What a pity, the surroundings gather round women's corps, without whom was fearing, instead full of enthusiasm xī xī hā hā is lifting cellphone. 汪大少努力板着脸,试图用眼神威胁她。可惜,周围围着一圈娘子军,没谁在怕的,反而一个个兴致勃勃嘻嘻哈哈的举着手机 eldest young is suppressing the grief and indignation, interrogated: brothers, do you really want to do that?” 大少强忍着悲愤,质问:“兄弟一场,你真要这么做?” Bah!” “呸!” Lin Weiwei was angry: Who with you are brothers?” 林薇薇气坏了:“谁跟你俩是兄弟?” Yes! That obviously is your queen your majesty......” “就是!那明明是你的女王陛下……” hā hā hā hā...... shouted quickly shouted quickly!” 哈哈哈哈……快喊快喊!” Right, is willing to bet to concede, do not let us look down upon your ah!” “对对对,愿赌服输,别让我们瞧不起你!” Actually if Wang Yan spoke gentle words, coaxed Lin Weiwei happily, not necessarily cannot evade this time. 其实如果汪言说点软话,把林薇薇哄开心了,未必不能躲过这一遭。 But the issue is, is in front of Liu Li's, how Wang Yan is daring to pull up the unrest to talk nonsense blindly? 但问题是,当着刘璃的面,汪言怎么敢瞎撩骚乱扯淡? If this group of ruined family women do not photograph randomly, Wang Yan is ready for any sacrifice is not concerned about face, shouted that two also shouted two. 如果这群败家娘们别乱拍摄,汪言豁出去不要脸,喊两声也就喊两声了。 But the issue is, who will they listen to advice ah?! 但问题是,她们谁会听劝?! What Biaobiao (prostitute) that especially anxious to stir up trouble, wishes one could to let him and Lin Weiwei according to the Wang Yan's head bows to Heaven and Earth...... 尤其是唯恐天下不乱的何婊婊,恨不得按着汪言的脑袋让他和林薇薇拜堂…… In brief, was too difficult! 总之,太难了! Eldest Young Wang racks brains how ponders over to collapse, at least at least, cannot be kept the card by this crowd of woman photographies with ulterior motives. 汪大少绞尽脑汁的琢磨着怎么破局,至少至少,不能被这群别有用心的女人拍摄留证。 Is badly battered, the entrance to/clashes Guo Zihao suddenly, senseless is shouting: Young Huang forest less/small? Comes to the roller skating rink quickly, has dummy to look for trouble!” 正焦头烂额着,门口突然冲进来一只郭子豪,没头没脑的喊着:“黄少林少?快来旱冰场,有傻哔找麻烦!” Liberator ah! 救星 Loves you! 爱你! Wang Yan is overjoyed, is gloomy the face, the killing qi imposing screwing tight eyebrow pass/test.. 汪言大喜过望,却阴沉着脸,杀气凛然的拧紧眉关。。 Killer Wang, changes the body! 杀手汪,变身! Huang Xu Lü Yichen simultaneously hits to tremble, the dream returns that night...... 黄旭吕亦晨齐齐打个哆嗦,梦回那夜……
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