LSD :: Volume #5

#411: Christmas


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Again early ten years, the Christmas is the critique object of media. 再早十年,圣诞节是媒体的批判对象。 Such as having blind faith in and lacks the culture to be self-confident and does not respect traditional festival and other big hats, one after another wears toward the young people. 诸如“崇洋媚外”、“缺乏文化自信”、“不尊重传统节日”等大帽子,一顶一顶的往年轻人头戴。 At that time many can also start a discussion and critique, now, no one holds in the mouth these early. 当时多少还能掀起一点讨论和批判,现在,早没人叼那些了。 new generation was very faint regarding all holidays, manages your anything consciousness form, so long as I practical —— everything can have a vacation was the good festivals, cannot have a vacation talked nonsense. 新生代对于所有的节日都很淡漠,管你什么意识形态,我只要实用——凡是能放假的都是好节,不能放假的都是扯淡。 Really does not have the vacation, can take the opportunity to lie also becomes. 实在没假期,能借机开个趴也成。 Christmas does not have a vacation, but can approximately go out to lie and open girl, therefore is a good holiday. 圣诞节不放假,但是可以把妹子约出去开趴和开啪,所以是个好节日。 Excellent holiday. 顶好顶好的节日。 Because tomorrow must pass with one crowd of single dog together, therefore the rest of the time, Eldest Young Wang plans to give 30,000 today. 由于明天要和一群单身狗共同度过,所以今天剩下的时间,汪大少打算全都交给三万 The banquet has not broken up, is then impatient to get back. 酒宴尚未散场,便已经归心似箭。 Came to an arrangement about the proper business, horse called the Shang Record protocol car(riage), returned Diwu in a hurry, received Little Colored Glaze in the entrance. 谈妥正事,马呼叫香记的礼宾车,匆匆杀回帝舞,在门口接到小琉璃 A car(riage), saw that one of the back seat big holds the fresh flower, 30,000 was happy the eyebrow to set upright, actually also wanted the delicious faking complaint. 一车,就看到车后座的一大捧鲜花,三万开心得眉毛都竖起来了,却还要美滋滋的假作抱怨。 You have the proper business to be busy, what tosses about back and forth?” “你有正事要忙,来回折腾什么呀?” Wang Yan hē hē laughs foolishly: Celebrates a holiday......” 汪言呵呵憨笑:“过节嘛……” 30,000 snuggles in the Wang Yan bosom, is provoking the rose flower petal lazily, sentiment thick intent heavy groaning: Our independent in together every day, is celebrates a holiday to me...... mua!” 三万依偎在汪言怀里,懒洋洋拨弄着玫瑰花瓣,情浓意重的哼哼:“我们单独在一起的每一天,对我来说都是过节……mua!” Is speaking, gnawed gently in the Wang Yan neck. 说着话,又在汪言脖子轻轻啃了一下。 aiyo, is really clever, is really loving! 哎哟,真乖,真招人疼! Eldest Young Wang is moved unbearably, is preparing to gnaw, her gē gē avoids tenderly with a smile, puts out a hand to support the chin of eldest young. 汪大少感动得够呛,正准备啃回来,她咯咯娇笑着躲开,伸手撑住大少的下巴。 „Do we do?” “我们去干嘛呀?” Wang Yan is not anxious, he he carries a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow badly with a smile: Secret!” 汪言不急,嘿嘿坏笑着挑挑眉:“秘密!” The 30,000 curiosity was selected, looking around looked toward outside, actually cannot judge the destination completely. 三万的好奇心被挑起来,探头探脑的往外面看,却完全判断不出来目的地。 After ten minutes, the protocol car(riage) stops beyond a building. 十分钟后,礼宾车在一栋建筑外停下。 30,000 is preparing to raise the head to have a look at the sign, finally was pressed the head to entrain the elevator by Wang Yan. 三万正准备抬头看看牌子,结果被汪言按着脑袋拽进电梯。 Weak ghost! I thought that you can sell what quack remedy to come!” “幼稚鬼!我看你能卖出什么狗皮膏药来!” Liu Li small, must revolt radically not, has to curl the lip , indicating to disdain. 刘璃小小的一只,根本莫得反抗,只好撇嘴,表示不屑。 Arrived 6 buildings, opens the flash of door, Liu Li was ignorant. 到六楼,打开房门的一瞬间,刘璃懵了。 Is one covers entirely the pink light...... hotel room. 介是一个布满粉色灯光的……酒店客房。 The room midpoint puts a big waterbed, ceiling side Tie the giant mirror, the wall and roof is sewing many suspension loops, in the suspension loop is hanging all over the red damask silk. 房间正中央摆着一张大水床,天花板方贴着巨大的镜子,墙壁、房顶钉着许多吊环,吊环里挂满红绫。 The first eye only sees so many, turns the head to examine carefully again, in the entire suite the bewildered thing a little are probably many...... 第一眼只看到这么多,转头再细看,整间套房里莫名其妙的东西好像有点多…… Little Colored Glaze shocks the speechless, Eldest Young Wang actually opens the hand complacently: dēng dēng dēng dēng! surprise!” 小琉璃震惊到失语,汪大少却得意洋洋张开手:“噔噔噔噔!surprise!” Astringent your eldest uncle! 涩你大爷 what! the! ghost?! what!the!ghost?! 30,000 little elder sister abandons the flower, before rushing to the clothes rack, stares the big eye to look at the wall is hanging the billboard. 三万小姐姐扔下花,冲到衣架前,瞪大眼睛看着墙挂着的广告牌。 —— loves the interest subject hotel, 69 subject rooms, the supreme suite brings the multi- points to be hanging System, the complete set high-quality goods tea set...... takes to you to enjoy, the infinite pleasure supremely! ——品爱趣味主题酒店,69种主题房间,至尊套房自带多点悬挂系统,全套精品茶具……带给您至尊享受、无穷乐趣! Reservation hot line: Something went wrong. 订房热线:[Not Found] Many, are the multi- points hanging?! 多、多点悬挂?! 30,000 then must drive off dead Doggy, your hoodlum! 三万回头就要追打死狗子,你个臭流氓! 1.62 m confronts 1.78 m, was trigged at the scene, hung...... 1米62对阵1米78,当场就被制住,挂了去…… Clever ah, brother inspects you to teach the achievement especially, having a look at this two moon/month you to have effort practice......” “乖,来检查一下你的特训成果,看看这两个月你有没有努力练功……” The reason pulls very much, but Liu Li not really vitality/angry. 理由很扯,但刘璃没有真的生气。 One will make an effort for a friend, 30,000 little elder sister practice, although for Wang Yan, however at certain critical moments, did not mind that demonstrates her unusual strength. 女为悦己者容,三万小姐姐练功虽然不是为了汪言,但是在某些关键时刻,并不介意展示一下她非同寻常的实力。 The initial shy vigor in the past, she held the red damask silk curiously, makes an effort slightly, like the rapid rotation of top. 最初的羞涩劲儿过去,她好奇的抓住红绫,稍微一用力,就像陀螺似的快速旋转起来。 Hiss...... sugoi! 嘶……嘶阔以 Eldest Young Wang looks dumbfoundedly, is moved to be moved to tears. 汪大少看得目瞪口呆,感动到热泪盈眶。 30,000 was self-satisfied. 三万得意了。 Little guy, does the clothing/taking refuse to accept?! Although the suspension loop dance and colored ribbon dance are not compulsory, but studies classically will fear? Takes a look the appearance that your has not seen the world, Luoluo has researched in thorough detail the suspension loop dance, can hang the two hour in the surface, if you see her to perform, can be insane?” “小样的,服不服?!虽然吊环舞、彩带舞不是必修,但是学古典的会怕?瞧瞧你那副没见过世面的样子,荦荦精研过吊环舞,能在面挂两个小时,你要是看到她表演,会不会疯?” Bewildered raised Biaobiao (prostitute) to do? 莫名其妙的提起婊婊干嘛? Wang Yan has not mastered, but thinks that scene, truly a little boils the blood head. 汪言没搞懂,但是一想到那个场景,确实有点沸血头。 30,000 happily smiles badly, cancels the finger to him: Younger Brother Wang, you are not clever......” 三万得意坏笑,冲他勾勾手指:“汪弟弟,你不乖哦……” ! 嗷呜! The Howling Heavens Wang face upwarding noisy wail, makes a row of ellipsis. 啸天汪仰天长嚎,打出一排省略号。 ...... …… ...... …… ...... …… ...... …… Around 8 : 00 am wakes up, eldest young feels the new Halo advantage finally. 早8点多醒来,大少终于感受到新光环的好处。 Reduces the sleep time, is equal to lengthening the life, night can wave heartily, does not interfere with the daytime work. 减少睡眠时间,就等于延长人生,夜里可以尽情的浪,又不影响白天的工作。 30,000 rests fragrantly, eldest young has not disturbed her, vibrates the cellphone furnishing, lies down to change the script to the next door automatic rocking chair. 三万睡得香甜,大少没打扰她,把手机调成振动,到隔壁自动摇椅躺改剧本。 Around 12 : 00, she lazy waking up, will depend finally again meets the beds, was actually carried in the bathtubs to scrub cleanly by Wang Yan. 12点多,她终于慵懒的醒来,正要再赖一会床,却被汪言拎到浴缸里洗刷干净。 Walks! Must go to the market!” “走啦!得去商场了!” Yesterday she had multi- fucking awesome to jump, now pitiful. 昨天她有多牛批多能跳,现在就有多可怜。 Honk mouth, pitiful plea: Does not want...... you to put me to return to the school, are oneself good? At the worst, I send Sister Weiwei to you!” 嘟着嘴,可怜兮兮的恳求:“不要嘛……你放我回校,然后自己去好不好?大不了,我把薇薇姐派给你!” Wang Yan has not managed her, takes up the fellow ominously: Opens mouth!” 汪言没理她,凶巴巴抄起家伙:“张嘴!” The Liu Li little darling opens mouth, bites the toothbrush. 刘璃乖乖张嘴,咬住牙刷。 Cleans the teeth, washes the face and combs the hair! Yourself said that must buy the Christmas present for everyone, otherwise you think that I am willing to toss about? ” 刷牙、洗脸、梳头!你自己说要给大家买圣诞礼物的,不然你以为我愿意折腾?” Liu Li did not have idea, the worn out start cleans the teeth. 刘璃没辙了,有气无力的开始刷牙。 Copes with gruel simply, tosses about to 1 o'clock the going out hotel, goes out, 30,000 then has a look at the signboard and shop front specially, deep remembered this devil's lair. 简单对付一口粥,折腾到一点钟才出去酒店,出门的时候,三万特意回头看看牌匾和门脸,深深的记住了这处魔窟。 Was deceived one time by Wang Yan again, sister is born in the year of the dog along with him! 再被汪言骗来一次,随他属狗! ...... …… Christmas same day didu, has the rich festive atmosphere. 圣诞当天的didu,有着浓郁的节日气氛。 Especially skp, the east gate is poking a giant Christmas tree, in the full market is the colored ribbon and propaganda slogan and rag doll person and special price broadcast. 尤其是skp,东门杵着一棵巨大的圣诞树,满商场里都是彩带、宣传标语、布偶人和特价广播。 „! Wang Wang you looked, today's activity has the top grade award yeah!” “哇!汪汪你看,今天的活动有特级大奖哎!” „! Wang Wang you looked, digs out Apple that must die to specialize in selling has the activity unexpectedly yeah!” “哇!汪汪你看,抠到要死的苹果专卖居然有活动哎!” „! Wang Wang you looked, that side has Santa Claus to send the candy!” “哇!汪汪你看,那边有圣诞老人在发糖果!” In car(riage) half-dead 30,000, enters the market, horse Manxue resurrects. 在车半死不活的三万,一进商场,马满血复活。 Looked that anything is fresh, where strolling is happy. 看什么都新鲜,逛哪里都开心。 She comes out to play rarely, so plays has the interest, Wang Yan is certainly glad to accompany. 她难得出来玩,又玩得如此有兴致,汪言当然乐于奉陪。 When pitiful Lin Weiwei, Fu Yushi, Nawu, He Luoluo, Wang Xue and Lu Yuanyuan their urging repeatedly, Liu Li answers the telephone the attitude must much be good good —— 可怜林薇薇傅雨诗娜吾何荦荦王雪卢媛媛她们一遍一遍的催,刘璃接电话时态度要多好有多好—— „!” “马马!” Selects the gift to you!” “给你们挑礼物呢!” Un un, quick!” “嗯嗯,很快的!” Then puts down the telephone, is quite the same as absorbed. 然后放下电话,又浑然忘我。 Wang Yan snatches two candies to her, three balloons, she licks the candy cane, to draw the balloon, strolls a building with Wang Yan forcefully. 汪言给她抢来两份糖果,三支气球,她舔着棒棒糖、拉着气球,硬生生和汪言逛遍一楼。 aiya! Bad! Later what to do will they tidy up me...... ah Wang Wang?” 哎呀!坏了!待会她们会收拾死我的……怎么办汪汪?” After the interest has been satisfied finally, she starts the lingering fear. 兴致终于得到满足以后,她开始后怕。 All right, has brother.” “没事儿,有在。” Eldest Young Wang starts to take responsibility on oneself. 汪大少开始大包大揽。 Liu Li kā bā the eye, is continue ask: Specific measures?” 刘璃咔吧着眼睛,继续问:“具体措施呢?” Bloodletting!” “放血呗!” eldest young looks at the luxury special counter, the carrying a shoulder-pole load eyebrow of caring at all, was charming. 大少把目光转向奢侈品专柜,满不在乎的挑挑眉,帅气极了。 Recently was very short of money, but, the 1~2 million change did not lack, breathed day of matter —— not to need to breathe diligently, nature breath on ok. 最近是挺缺钱,但是,一两百万的小钱是不缺的,喘一天的事儿——都不用努力喘,自然呼吸就ok。 30,000 relaxes rarely, must result, what is spending? 三万难得放松,必须得惯着,花点钱算什么? Can matter that spends money to solve, to Eldest Young Wang is not the matter. 能用钱来解决的事儿,对汪大少而言都不算事儿。 pū chī!” 噗嗤!” Liu Li hā hā laughs, arches his: You know that spends money to pound the person......” 刘璃哈哈大笑,拱他一下:“你就知道用钱砸人……” Woman who no set of luxury cosmetics cannot level, if present, again a additional package package!” “没有一套高档化妆品摆不平的女人,如果有,再加一个包包!” Eldest Young Wang is complacent, appearance that a face understands very much. 汪大少得意洋洋,一脸很懂的样子。 Liu Li has not eaten the flying vinegar randomly, only finds it interesting, tilts the head asked back: „Did you know that selects one set of do cosmetics that to a woman conforms to her skin nature, appearance and style, how much time require?” 刘璃没有乱吃飞醋,只觉得有趣,歪头反问:“那你晓不晓得给一个女人挑一套符合她肤质、容貌、风格的化妆品,需要多少时间?” I go! 我去! Eldest Young Wang responded instantaneously, taking a rash step! 汪大少瞬间反应过来,失策了! Now where has the time to select the gift slowly? 现在哪有时间慢慢挑礼物? Best to level in a shop completely, is free from worry to reduce effort. 最好是在一家店里全部摆平,省心省力。 Actually this matter has been able to give Dave to manage, but Wang Yan respects the Liu Li's idea, she said selects together, that selects together. 其实这事儿早就可以交给dave去办,但是汪言尊重刘璃的想法,她说一起挑,那就一起挑喽。 Finally now plays absorbed, the time is too tight, was big. 结果现在玩得忘我,时间太紧张,头大了。 Walks, goes to Cartier.” “走吧,去卡地亚。” The critical moment, the Wang Yan decisive decision, found one most to save the time the road. 关键时刻,汪言果断拍板,找到一条最省时间的路。 Do not buy the too expensive/noble thing......” “别买太贵的东西……” Good, I select cheap buying.” “好,我挑便宜的买。” The 30,000 soft resistance, Wang Yan is accepting good advice readily, then...... 三万软绵绵的抵抗着,汪言从善如流,然后…… Selects the one 10,000 many homologous series bracelets to everyone. 给每人挑中一条一万多的同系列手链。 30,000 felt to work as, was mad hū hū to interrogate: You did not say that selects cheap buying?” 三万感觉当了,气呼呼质问:“你不是说挑便宜的买吗?” To ah, has a look at that side, 200,000~300,000 one, is this insufficient the small advantage?” “对,看看那边,二三十万一条,这还不够便宜?” Did not speak the logical expression regarding Wang Yan's, Liu Li has compared to adapt, cannot be angry. 对于汪言的不说人话,刘璃已经比较适应了,根本生不起气。 You leave spend randomly, I look at 3000 one almost......” “你别乱花钱,我看3000一条的就差不多嘛……” aiya you a bit faster, 3000 and 10,000 three differences where? Your sisters wears with, the commemorative significance is very high, does not give anyone to whom, grasps the decision!” 哎呀你快点吧,3000和一万三的区别在哪儿?你们姐妹戴同款,纪念意义很高,给谁不给谁,抓紧决定!” 30,000 did not have idea, in the knitting the brows first choice 9, once for a while on whisper was too expensive and needing and so on words. 三万没辙了,皱着眉头挑中九条,时不时就嘀咕一句“太贵了”、“没必要”之类的话。 This for a while other for a while, 30,000 is gradually adapting to the Wang Yan's consumption concept and consumption level. 此一时彼一时,三万正在逐渐适应汪言的消费观念和消费层次。 The 200000 spa card brings bosom friends to enjoy more than once, each time ten thousand are consumption, not buying the bracelet much more luxurious than? 20万的spa卡都带闺蜜们享受过不止一次,每次都万消费,不比买手链奢侈得多? Therefore she whispered to turn over to the whisper, did not have really to stroke the Wang Yan good intention. 所以她嘀咕归嘀咕,却没有真的拂汪言好意。 Celebrates a holiday rarely, he is willing to deliver anything, makes him deliver...... 难得过节,他愿意送什么,就让他送吧…… Wang Yan did not give the expensive gift initially, because of the relations, does not want to be offensive. 汪言当初之所以不送贵重礼物,是因为关系不到,不想唐突。 Now, 50000 following single product delivers casually, some people do not think absolutely. 现在嘛,5万以下的单品随便送,绝对不会有人多想。 Knows that Wang Yan did that big business, thinks that what thinks? 都知道汪言搞出那么大的生意了,想什么想? Accepts happily. 开开心心收下就得。 Lin Weiwei, Wang Xue, Lu Yuanyuan, Fu Yushi, Nawu, Luoluo, Mina and Chu Hong, 8 sisters, everyone one bracelet, additional 30,000, altogether spend the 130000 block money again. 林薇薇王雪卢媛媛傅雨诗娜吾荦荦mina褚弘,八个姐妹,每人一条手链,再加三万自己,总共花掉13万块钱。 Then is the relational common schoolmate, that batch that today can come probably, for example the class/flow of Anan, about 2000 ear nails. 接下来是关系一般的同学,今天大概会来的那批,比如安安之流,2000左右的耳钉。 The male students are easier to do, Wang Yan packed ten many cuff links, 3000 to 10000, according to the relational distance, sends by the platoon. 男生更好办,汪言打包了十多款袖扣,3000块到10000块不等,按关系远近,挨排发。 Let alone, the Cartier gentleman cuff link designs really well, the individuality is intense, the detail is elegant, brings to give a present very 别说,卡地亚的男士袖扣设计得真不错,个性强烈,细节考究,拿来送礼非常 Common style. 常有格调。 Many people think that the pure silver the cuff link is unworthy so much money, the performance-to-price ratio is too low. 很多人认为纯银的袖扣不值那么多钱,性价比太低。 Wang Yan did not feel. 汪言倒不觉得。 The performance-to-price ratio is this/should consideration, but, the things of tens of thousands dollars have not really arrived need to consider the performance-to-price ratio the degree, attractiveness on line. 性价比是该考虑,但是,几万块钱的东西真没到需要考虑性价比的程度,好看就行了。 It is not private plane that type of big-ticket item, right? 又不是私人飞机那种大件,对吧? Actually even if naive buys the private plane, Wang Yan should not consider the performance-to-price ratio, more will consider the security and comfort level. 其实就算有一天真的买私人飞机,汪言应该也不会考虑性价比,更多会考虑安全性和舒适度。 Dares person who spends and to be able spend, the thought is always different. 敢花钱、会花钱的人,思维从来都是不一样的。 Otherwise, cannot make Shenhao. 否则,做不来神豪 Let the service person install all things with the Christmas gift box, Liu Li lowers the head to have a look at the time, the small face is pallid. 让服务员用圣诞礼盒把所有东西装好,刘璃低头看看时间,小脸煞白。 Miserable, 5 points...... they will kill my......” “惨了惨了,五点了……她们会弄死我的……” Can be more miserable than yesterday?” “能比昨天惨?” The aslant that Eldest Young Wang disdains passes, takes up the thing, turns around to leave. 汪大少不屑的斜楞过去一眼,抄起东西,转身走人。 No rush, walks slowly, I do not believe that there are these gifts, today who dares to have a fit of bad temper with Sister Li!” “别急,慢慢走,我就不信了,有这些礼物在,今天谁敢跟璃姐炸毛!” Liu Li looked a server helps take handbag, under the heart is slightly peaceful. 刘璃看一眼服务生帮忙提着的手提袋,心下稍安。 The 200000 present, puts never have such thoughts before, now under oneself eyes hid, waited to issue the small seductresses/evil spirits. 20万的礼品,搁以前想都不敢想,现在就在自己眼皮子底下,等着发给小妖精们。 If this does not handle you again, this palace...... cough cough, Sister Li I make what empress'palace...... pēi pēi! 这要是再搞不定你们,本宫……咳咳,璃姐我做什么正宫……呸呸 Today what's the matter? 今天怎么回事? Thought bewildered drift off? 思维莫名其妙的跑偏呢? The truth only has one: Tired. 真相只有一个:累的。 Naturally, hangs to dance actually not tired, mainly window-shops tired...... really! 当然,倒不是吊起来跳舞累,主要是逛街累……真的! Don't you believe importantly, more importantly the crab letter/believes. 你们信不信不要紧,重要的是蟹信。 Therefore Liu Li pledged in the heart secretly: Today was late, said that what I must return to the bedroom to rest, dead Doggy you have not returned a house from the start, do not think that sister has not seen! 所以刘璃在心中暗暗发誓:今天晚,说什么我都得回寝室睡,死狗子你压根就没退房,别以为没看到! Pitiful Eldest Young Wang, when is pondering over is resting for 30 minutes, finally the actor must open the history backs up...... 可怜的汪大少,正琢磨着什么时候小憩30分钟,结果演员要开历史的倒车…… However is unimportant, today, will be very lively. 不过不要紧,今天,会很热闹。
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