LSD :: Volume #4

#389: Gets what one deserves you, when president


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Arrived the local time, Chen Xi could not bear quickly, opens cellphone again. 快到地方时,陈曦没忍住,再次打开手机 Sees only row of threatening and bribing to admit defeat to ask for mercy, only strove for knowing Wang Yan. 只见一排的威胁利诱服软告饶,只求认识汪言 Chen Xi curls the lip, thought: Can rest the wheel to obtain you? 陈曦撇撇嘴,心想:要睡轮得到你? Bai Jie and Wang Yufei anxiously is waiting, but others Young Wang remains pure and incorruptible, which is so easy! 白洁王雨菲都巴巴的等着呢,可是人家汪少洁身自好,哪儿那么容易! Therefore, what to do should ah? 所以,到底该怎么办 , G65 brakes, are stopping with a worried look in the roadside. 正愁眉不展着,G65一声刹车,停在路边。 High-speed mouth. 高速口到了。 A roadside row of all-terrain vehicle, Chu Hong that chubby form is very conspicuous. 路旁一排越野车,褚鸿那胖乎乎的身影十分显眼。 Sees G65, he welcomed immediately, warm and Wang Yan greeted. 看到G65,他马上迎过来,热情的和汪言打招呼。 Young Wang, is laborious!” 汪少,一路辛苦!” Wang Yan smiles saying: I am not laborious, you rush about busily are laborious.” 汪言笑眯眯道:“我不辛苦,你们忙碌奔波才辛苦。” Yo, today not that aloof? 哟,今天没那么高冷了? It seems like approximately comes out to play really satisfies the need, gives what is desired succeeds greatly! 看来约出来玩果然对路,投其所好大获成功! Chu Hong at heart one happy, no longer loses the time, urged Wang Yan: You follow my car(riage), we immediately!” 褚鸿心里一喜,不再耽误时间,叮嘱汪言:“您跟着我的车,咱们马上出发!” Good.” “好。” The Chu Hong car(riage) is Jeep Grand Cherokee, the Benz car(riage) friend meeting of reaching an agreement, opens an enemy reaches as high as...... 褚鸿的车是一辆大切诺基,说好的奔驰车友会,开辆敌军的高达…… Good, looks through does not divulge, is the basic quality of personhood. 好吧,看破不说破,是做人的基本素质。 Is preparing to start out, Bai Jie and Wang Yufei get down from Hikido greatly, must greet with Wang Yan. 正准备发车,白洁王雨菲从大切上下来,要和汪言打招呼。 Finally Chu Hong did not know that said anything with them, two people engage in self-examination with wrap, evidently is in the plan the Wang Yan's car(riage). 结果褚鸿不晓得和她们说了什么,两人反身拿上包,看样子是打算上汪言的车。 Young Wang, on the Professional Chu vehicle many raw meat seafood, do we ride your car(riage) to be good?” 汪少,褚行车上好多生肉海鲜,我们坐你车好么?” Wang Yufei pretty acting like a spoiled brat. 王雨菲娇滴滴的撒娇。 The rejection is not possible to reject, as a man who has the quality, tearing down the steering wheel stamps the accelerator is the proper operation. 拒绝是不可能拒绝的,做为一个有素质的男人,拆掉方向盘踩死油门才是正确操作。 Welcome ah, come, boards.” “欢迎,来吧,上车。” Two beautiful women board happily, sit to start various sighs. 俩美女开开心心上车,坐上来就开始各种感叹。 „, Big!” “哇,好大!” Behind is really loose!” “后面真松!” Has not imagined is so hard.” “没有想象中的那么硬。” To ah! Very comfortable.” “对!挺舒服的。” The car(riage) is big, the space is spacious, the seat is not very hard. 车大,空间宽敞,座椅不是很硬。 Very proper acclaiming, by them is not known obviously the unintentional greasy sound called, unexpectedly a little small stimulate. 明明很正经的赞叹,被她俩不知有意无意的腻声叫出来,居然有点小刺激 Wang Yan does not facilitate to do right after something else, when only has not heard. 汪言不方便接茬,只当没听到。 Two seconds, Wang Yufei has not dug up behind the Chen Xi seat, is sending love-struck to the Wang Yan profile. 没两秒,王雨菲又扒在陈曦座椅背后,对着汪言侧脸发花痴 Young Wang Young Wang, Little Xi said that you bought many top red wines, really drinks ah to us?” 汪少汪少,小曦说你买了好多顶级红酒,真给我们喝?” Otherwise?” Wang Yan smiles, buys is to make everyone enjoy oneself to the full, likes you drinking, three types of liquor, are selecting drinking.” “不然呢?”汪言笑笑,“买来就是让大家尽兴的,喜欢你就多喝点,三种酒,挑着喝。” Bai Jie purses the lips to smile: How so many can drink up......” 白洁抿嘴笑:“那么多怎么喝得完……” Just started to install purely, Wang Yufei uncovered her bottom. 刚开始装纯,王雨菲就揭她底。 Sister Bai you rub slowly, drink tomorrow in the morning not but actually.” 白姐你慢慢磨,喝到明天早上都不会倒。” The resentment ends one, she start of weird and incomprehensible does accounts. 怼完一句,她又神神叨叨的开始算账。 Bai Jie is 8 bottles, Little Xi + I can get rid of 4 bottles, the Professional Chu 4 bottles should not have the issue...... to open wide to drink, we can get rid of 200000. Young Wang, you determined that can make us enjoy oneself to the full?!” 白洁算八瓶,小曦+我能干掉四瓶,褚行四瓶应该也没问题……敞开来喝,我们能干掉20万汪少,你确定要让我们尽兴?!” Wang Yan looks at a rear view mirror, cannot help laughing. 汪言看一眼后视镜,哑然失笑。 Do not save face to me!” “千万别给我留面子!” Makes an effort to drink, the speed that if you drink can breathe quickly compared with me, calculates that brother loses! 使劲喝,要是你们喝酒的速度能比我喘得快,算输! Young Wang atmosphere! Moistens you light/only, I must shock the friend circle today!” 汪少大气!沾你光,今天我要震撼朋友圈!” Although Wang Yufei is a little false, but after they board, the atmosphere is actually much lively. 虽然王雨菲有点假,但是她俩上车以后,气氛倒是活泼不少。 Chatted, the Eldest Young Wang following brigade arrived at the camping area muddleheaded. 一路说说笑笑,汪大少稀里糊涂的跟着大队来到宿营地。 That is near the Jinxi old town a on what lake, the clear and boundless sky, vegetation withered and yellow, white water surface a piece is enormous and powerful, the view has a distinct flavor. 那是锦溪古镇边儿上的一个什么湖,晴空万里,草木枯黄,白茫茫的水面一片浩荡,景致别有风味。 The lakeside has the place small mound of earth, said that it is the mountain, rather somewhat insulted the mountain, but the back took shelter from wind very much, was the perfect camping place. 湖畔有处小土丘,说它是山,未免有些侮辱山,但是背面很避风,是个完美的野营地。 The motorcade stops in all around, hū hū lā lā gets down 20 to come the person. 车队停在四周,呼呼啦啦下来二十来号人。 brothers, oneself look for place, we first set up the tent, later opens drinks!” 兄弟们,自己找地儿,咱们先把帐篷扎好,待会开喝!” On G500 of drivehead gets down a straightforward man, very Shanghai school is calling. 打头的G500上面下来一个粗豪汉子,很海派的吆喝着。 Wang Yan anything does not understand, asked Chu Hong: Professional Chu, how do we do?” 汪言什么都不懂,问褚鸿:“褚行,咱们怎么搞?” I brought three camping tents, you select place, first sets up your tent.” “我带了三顶野营帐篷,你挑个地儿,先把你的帐篷立起来。” Wang Yan likes that lake, conveniently a finger/refers of mound of earth upfront: On there, the field of vision is open.” 汪言喜欢那片湖,随手一指土丘正面:“就那儿吧,视野开阔。” Chu Hong looks awkwardly: That side to the lake surface, the winning side is blowing is very cold late, or did you consider again?” 褚鸿面露为难:“那边正对着湖面,晚上风吹起来会很冷,要不您再考虑考虑?” eldest young has the evil idea very much: All right. In the evening I drive past to keep off front the car(riage), the issue is not big.” 大少很有歪主意:“没事儿。晚上我把车开过去挡前头,问题不大。” Chu Hong whispered at heart: You all unloaded the G65 four wheels, lets its lying ground, that can block the wind reluctantly...... 褚鸿心里直嘀咕:你把G65的四个轱辘全卸了,让它趴地上,那才勉强能挡住风…… However Wang Yan is glad, he has not urged again. 不过汪言乐意,他也没再劝。 Tonight the lowest temperature 11 degrees, have the wind not to have wind difference 2~3, should no. 今天夜间最低气温11度,有风没风差个两三度,应该没什么。 Chu Hong arrives at that head the car(riage) simply, moves the tent, shouted that buddies helps, start to pitch camp. 褚鸿干脆把车开到那头,搬下帐篷,又喊来一个哥们帮忙,开始扎营。 Eldest Young Wang first time incites these things, looked that anything is fresh, full of enthusiasm help. 汪大少头一次鼓捣这些东西,看什么都新鲜,兴致勃勃的帮忙。 In often plays in the person hand of camping, setting up the tent is the top simple work. 在常玩野营的人手里,扎帐篷是个顶简单的活儿。 Less than 20 minutes, the Wang Yan's tent handles thoroughly. 20分钟不到,汪言的帐篷彻底搞定。 Looks at the size, eldest young a little wonders: Well, very spacious ah?” 看着大小,大少有点纳闷:“咦,挺宽敞?” Chu Hong happily smiles: I bring is the shelter tent, person was too troublesome.” 褚鸿得意一笑:“我带的都是双人帐篷,一人一个太麻烦了。” Wang Yan then remembers the words that Chu Hong spoke a moment ago: Brought three tents. 汪言这才想起褚鸿刚才说的话:带了三顶帐篷。 fuck! 卧槽 Three female and two male, five people, three tents...... 三女两男,五个人,三顶帐篷…… I with whose pair good, oneself list also good, is not good with you! 我跟谁双都行,自己单着也行,就是跟你不行! The Eldest Young Wang brow a wrinkle, Chu Hong explained immediately: I live in one with my buddies, you take care of a female student, whom having a look at to be willing to live with you together...... in any case is the independent sleeping bag.” 汪大少眉头才一皱,褚鸿马上解释:“我跟我哥们住一个,你照顾一个女生,看看谁愿意跟你住一起……反正都是单独的睡袋。” Does not add last good, adds on, immediately insipid. 不加最后一句还好,一加上,顿时令人索然无味。 Naturally, Honest Wang does not care about that matter. 当然,正派汪并不在乎那种事。 Nods , to continue to be busy at work. 点点头,继续忙活。 Is away from more than ten meters good second to withstand/top the tent, to the third top, show came —— 隔着十多米扎好第二顶帐篷,到第三顶的时候,骚的来了—— Chu Hong distant runs up to small mound of earth another side to pitch camp, the reason sounds is very reasonable. 褚鸿远远的跑到小土丘另一侧去扎营,理由听起来还特别合理。 Our a total of two car(riage)s, keeps off your tent, keeps off their. I am old, was blown by the wind, returns to the leeward that side to be warm.” “咱们总共两辆车,一辆挡你的帐篷,一辆挡她俩的。我年纪大,受不住风吹,还是回背风的那边暖和。” Chu Hong ah, really gets what one deserves you, when president! 褚鸿,真是活该你当行长 The work that the camping must do sets up the tent is so simple incessantly, Wang Yan aloof turns over to aloof, works has not been loaf. 露营要干的活儿远不止扎帐篷那么简单,汪言高冷高冷,干活没偷懒。 Came, carries the hand to come to see lively, sense of participation where comes. 来都来了,端起手来看热闹,哪来的参与感。 Moves the stove to dig a fiery pit table to buy the fuel, is busy at being sweating profusely. 搬炉子挖火坑架餐桌买柴火,忙得满头大汗。 When all handle, is 5 : 00 pm. 等到一切都搞定时,已经是下午5点。 Among, opens G500 that buddies to abandon one bag of smokeless carbon, inviting Wang Yan to drink later in the past. 中间,开G500的那哥们过来扔下一袋无烟碳,邀请汪言待会过去喝酒。 Wang Yan one line tidies up almost here, one looks to that side, humph, does not know that who brings a diesel generator, tú tú suddenly supplies power to the big tent. 汪言一行把这边收拾得差不多,到那边一看,嚯,不知道谁带来一台柴油发电机,正突突突的给大帐篷供电。 Midpoint biggest that tent, not only there is a lamp to have the sound to have the electric blanket, but also a table-board. 正中央最大的那顶帐篷,不但有灯有音响有电热毯,还支着一张牌桌。 Late above drinks plays cards, comfortable!” “晚上边喝酒边打牌,舒坦!” That buddies thief is proud, the mentality is elegant. 哥们贼自豪,思路清奇。 You want to play cards, goes to the suite in five-star hotel is less comfortable? 你想打牌,去五星酒店的套房不是更舒坦么? Talent ah...... 人才…… The Wang Yan clothing/taking, gave the thumbs-up. 汪言服了,竖起大拇指。 big brother he he smiles, the thief is warm: Later plays together? The hit/prick artificial flower with gold-foil, we play not in a big way, a bottom!” 大哥嘿嘿直笑,贼热情:“待会一块玩玩?扎金花,我们玩得不大,一个底!” Left, I am fun...... 别了,我有更好玩的…… ah pēi pēi! 呸呸 I am not play, regular camping, green experience! 我不是来玩的,正规露营,绿色体验! Eldest Young Wang beckons with the hand, please excuse my inability to comply. 汪大少摆摆手,敬谢不敏。 Had/Left the tent, is preparing to transfer the revolutions everywhere, the side suddenly resounds a pleasantly surprised summon. 出了帐篷,正准备四处转转,侧面突然响起一声惊喜的呼唤。 fuck! Car God!” 卧槽车神!”
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