WhatTheFxxk?!
WhatTheFxxk?!big sister are youfor fear thatmy not deadah?大姐你是生怕我不死啊?Wang Yanstares the bigeye, firsttimethought that a littlecompelsignorant.汪言瞪大眼睛,第一次觉得有点懵逼。
The replyis, meansacknowledgment„myveryhunger and thirst”.
回答是,就意味着承认“我很饥渴”。Replyotherwise, withfrontbeing inconsistent.
回答否,和前面的对不上号。Hunger and thirstphrasereallydid not sayof pleasant to hear, even iftradedword, will not make one sodislike.
饥渴这个字眼真的是好说不好听,哪怕换个词儿,都不会让人如此膈应。It can be said that testsregardingWang Yan's, juststarted.
可以说,对于汪言的考验,才刚刚开始。
A surroundingfemale studentis suddenly peaceful, variousbosomthoughtsis staring at the youngmale student.
周围的一圈女生突然都安静下来,各怀心思的盯着小男生。Actuallyyoumustsay that theyanticipated the issue the answer, reallynot necessarily, in the young people who in the Internet agegrows, whatdoesn't know?
其实你要说她们多期待问题的答案,真未必,都是在网络时代里成长起来的年轻人,什么不知道?Mainlyanticipates the Wang Yan'scoping style, is more essential than the issue.
主要是期待汪言的应对方式,那比问题本身还关键。At the last moment, Wang Yansmiledsuddenly.
事到临头,汪言突然笑了。„Beautiful women, thisissue, ifIanswered, youcandrink?”
“美女们,这个问题如果我答了,你们是不是都得喝酒?”„Ok!”
“行!”„Hē!”
“喝呗!”Everyonenodsin abundance.
大家纷纷点头。ThereforeWang Yanstraightsitting posture, on the facehas the self-ridiculinghappy expressionslightly, at a moderate paceopens the mouth.
于是汪言端正坐姿,脸上带着点微微的自嘲笑意,不紧不慢的开口。„Beforewas busyreviewingtimedid not feelto haveanything, whencollege entrance examended, relaxedsuddenly, really the brainwasImustmake somebody one's spouse.”
“之前忙着复习的时候不觉得有什么,等到高考完,陡然放松下来,真的满脑子都是我要搞对象。”„Hasthatsome time, on the avenuesaw that wears the hot-pantsshort skirtto reveallittle elder sister of Big Whiteleg, the eyeis green, does not wait forothersto vanishcannot take back the vision.”
“有那么一段时间,在大街上看到穿着热裤短裙露着大白腿的小姐姐,眼睛都是绿的,不等人家消失都收不回目光。”„Therefore, the answeris...... is.”
“所以,答案是……是。”„Secretion that 18-year-oldage, the hormonedoes not ask for moneyto resemble, Idid not think that hasanythingto lose face.”
“18岁的年纪,荷尔蒙不要钱似的分泌,我不觉得有什么丢人的。”Last, adds the finishing touch, arouses the full houseto cheer.
最后一句,画龙点睛,激起满堂喝彩。„Good!”
“好!”„! Wang Wangyourso handsome!”
“哇!汪汪你好帅!”„Come, doesonecupforlittle younger brother of hormoneexplosive table!”
“来,为荷尔蒙爆表的小弟弟干一杯!”
The female studentslaughto raise glass, loseare made to drink as a forfeit, actuallydrinksis willing.
女生们哄笑举杯,输掉罚酒,却都喝得心甘情愿。Actuallythismatteris very simple.
其实这种事很简单。Youuse the dreadfulmentalityto regardit, youare dreadful.
你用猥琐的心态看待它,那你就猥琐。Youuse the naturalmentalityto regardit, thenitis only an instinct.
你用大方的心态看待它,那它就只是一种天性。Whichfemale studentpresenthadn't been used the visionfantasizeby the man?
在座的哪个女生没被男人用目光意淫过?Sometimesdislikes, sometimeschuckled, the differenceis, youaredreadfulornatural, immoralorappreciates.
有的时候反感,有的时候窃喜,区别就在于,你到底是猥琐还是大方,是淫邪还是欣赏。Wang Yanpass throughagain, evenalsoharvestingtowave of favorability.汪言再次过关,甚至还收割到一波好感度。Has saying that this morninguses【Habit Grooming Instrument】 The fixedtwo kindstraining program, playsveryessential, hugerole.
不得不说,今天早上用【习惯培养仪】固定的两样培训课程,起到非常关键的、巨大的作用。ThenisLiu Li, once againturns on the water, did not askWang Yan.
接下来是刘璃,又一次放水,死活不问汪言。Moreoverfacial featurescurvedsmiling, the lookis soft.
而且眉眼弯弯的笑着,眼神柔情似水。Wang Xueair/Qiunbearably, an eyeballrevolution, expands the flames of warsuddenlyagain.王雪气得够呛,眼珠子一转,突然把战火再次扩大。„Do youhavetoReyi Nawuhave had the fantasy?”
“那你有对热依娜吾产生过幻想么?”fuck!卧槽!Canplaysuchin a big way?
要不要玩这么大?Everyoneonestartled, lateris the suddenexcitement.
大家一惊,随后就是突如其来的兴奋。„Good!”
“好!”„Sister Xueyourstickdá!”
“雪姐你棒棒哒!”Watching the fundoes not fear the matterto be big, playedisstimulate, the female students of creating a disturbancewhohas not thought that what to do if one's turn itself?
看热闹不怕事儿大,玩的就是一个刺激,起哄的女生们谁都没想过,要是轮到自己怎么办?FirsttakesReyi Nawuto make fun in any case!
反正就先拿热依娜吾开涮呗!Wang Yanfelt that thistiredah...... didn't haveat heart?汪言感觉心里这个累啊……咋还没完了呢?Sidelooks atNawu, thiswomaneyeis bright, reflectsvariousbrilliancein the dimspotlight, Wang Yanevenfelt,shedoes seem likesomeanticipations?
侧头看一眼娜吾,这姑娘眼睛亮亮的,在昏暗的射灯中折射出各种光彩,汪言甚至觉得,她好像有些期待?„Ireplied,drinks?”
“我回答,是不是都喝?”„Ok!”
“可以!”„Good.”Wang Yannods, „has had.”
“那好。”汪言点点头,“有过。”„Reason?”
“理由呢?”Wang Yanjustwantsto declineto reply,makingthemfirstdrink, the resultlooks, inquiryunexpectedlyisReyi Nawuoneself!汪言正想拒绝回答,让她们先喝酒,结果一看,提问的居然是热依娜吾本人!woman, whatah are youactually thinking?姑娘,你到底在想什么啊?border sisa littlecannot stir up, butWang Yanis not affable, raises uptwofingers, prompts: „Twocups.”疆妹有点惹不起,但汪言也不是好惹的,竖起两根手指,提示:“两杯。”„OK! OK! Weknow, hurry up!”
“OK!OK!我们知道,快点吧!”Ok, youdo, what do Ifear?
行吧,你们自己作死,我怕什么?Puts out the twocharacterlightly: „**.”
淡淡吐出两个字:“**。”„Oh......”
“喔噢……”„hā hā hā hā hā!”
“哈哈哈哈哈!”„Liu Li, youmanage, no mattermanagesyour familymasters?!”
“刘璃,你管不管管你家老爷们?!”Squealandbiglaughter, continuously.
尖叫声、大笑声,此起彼伏。Liu Liis blushinghas not spoken.刘璃红着脸没吭声。Alsoistwoglasses of liquorincludingto fill, everyonethoroughlyhi.
又是两杯酒连着灌下去,大家彻底嗨了。Thenis the Wang Yanorder, is carrying the liquordirectly, askedLiu Li: „Likesme?”
接下来又是汪言顺序,直接端着酒,问刘璃:“喜欢我么?”thirdtime.第三次。Asked that drinksdirectly, has not waited for the Liu Lireply.
问完直接喝酒,都没等刘璃回答。Everyoneis startled, is onelaughs wildly, Wang YanReyi Nawudoubles with laughter, vertical positionWang Yanthigh.
大家一怔,然后又是一阵狂笑,汪言身边的热依娜吾前仰后合的,直拍汪言大腿。„Doggydomineering!”
“狗子霸气!”„Really is, ateto decideourLittle Colored Glaze?”
“真是的,吃定我们小琉璃了是吧?”ArrivedFu Yushi, asked: „Do youhave the fantasytoYuanyuan? Reason? Twocups.”
到傅雨诗,问:“你对媛媛有幻想么?理由?两杯。”Is reticentah, girl...... the sound is actually of pleasant to hear strange.
惜字如金啊,妹子……声音倒是怪好听的。Wang Yanstops, thinks.汪言停顿一下,想了想。Actuallyhas an appreciationtoLu Yuanyuan, had not fantasized.
其实对卢媛媛只是有一丝欣赏,并没有幻想。ButWang Yanacknowledged: „Has. Hershoulderverysexy.”
但汪言还是承认:“有。她的肩膀很性感。”Everyonecreates a disturbanceanddrinks, no onehas noticed, Lu Yuanyuan'seye socketinexplicablysomewhatred.
大家起哄、喝酒的时候,谁都没注意到,卢媛媛的眼眶莫名有些红。Herstatureis a little solid, thenparticularlyto the right angleshoulder, said that iswears the clothesto be attractive, butdoes not haveheightanything unable to support, is only the falsecomfort.
她的身材有点结实,尤其是那对直角肩,说是穿衣服好看,但是没有身高什么都撑不起来,只是虚假的安慰罢了。Inshe, somewhathas felt inferior, nowobtains an approval of mansuddenly, moreoveris a verygoodman, howcanmakeher not excited?
在她内心里,对此一直都是有些自卑的,现在却突然得到一个男人的认可,而且还是一个很不错的男人,怎能让她不激动?Howeverheranythinghas not revealed that is one's turnhertime, wasthatvaliantSister Yuanyuan.
但是她什么都没表露出来,轮到她的时候,又是那个彪悍的媛媛姐了。„Do youhaveto fantasizetoWang Xue? Reason?”
“你对王雪有幻想没有?理由?”Wang Yansome, helpless: „Yourgoodnotokay? Twocups of twocupsdoes, laterallfalls face down......”汪言有些无奈了:“你们到底行不行啊?两杯两杯的这么干,待会全趴下……”Wang Xueoneselfresentmentoutrageouslycomes back: „Thatdoes not needyouto manage, answered the issue!”王雪本人悍然的怼回来:“那不用你管,回答问题!”Han LuzhousmilesbadlytoWang Yan, said: „Youpraisedalthough, without the relations, youdefinitelycould not tracein any case.”韩路洲冲汪言坏笑一下,道:“你尽管夸,没关系的,反正你肯定摸不到。”„hā hā hā hā......”
“哈哈哈哈……”Everyoneisgoodoneto laugh.
大家又是好一阵开怀大笑。„No.”
“没有。”Wang Yanshakes the head, earnestexplanation.汪言摇摇头,认真解释。„Iwas realizing that shehas the flash of boyfriend, rejectedfromthatfantasyclassificationher, althoughSister Xuesexy was very very sweet, butmyanythinghas not thought.”
“我在意识到她有男朋友的一瞬间,就把她从那个幻想分类里剔除出去了,所以虽然雪姐很性感很甜,但是我什么都没想过。”Wang Xueclinks glasseswithWang Yanon own initiative, Tiantiansaid with a smile: „Calculates that youwill speak, Ideliveryouagainonecup!”王雪主动和汪言碰杯,甜甜笑道:“算你会说话,我再送你一杯!”ThenisLiu Li, thistime, shedoes not haveto askothersagain, butlooks atsuddenlysitsinWang Yanright sideFu Yushi.
接下来是刘璃,这一次,她没有再问别人,而是突然把目光转向坐在汪言右侧的傅雨诗。„Wang Wang, do youhave the fantasytoFu Yushi? Reason?”
“汪汪,你对傅雨诗有没有幻想?原因?”Wang Yanthenlooks atFu Yushi, felt that thisdelivers the propositiontogether.汪言回头看一眼傅雨诗,感觉这是一道送命题。
Does Liu Licare aboutFu Yushi?刘璃怎么这么在意傅雨诗?Wang Yandoes not know, butdoesn't matter, the answeris definite.汪言不知道,但是没关系,答案是确定的。„No. The timeis too short, not familiardid not understand. Actually, myfantasytoeveryone, puts togethernot to compareyou, youaremost special.”
“没有。时间太短,不熟悉不了解。其实,我对所有人的幻想,加在一起都比不上你,你是最特别的。”„Hey~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~”
“噫~~~~~~~~~”Everyonecreates a disturbancecrazily, Reyi Nawuplayedprobablyhi, suddenlyreached out the ceiling, screamsone.
大家疯狂起哄,热依娜吾好像是玩嗨了,突然向天花板伸出手,尖叫一声。„ah! Goodwantsto be in love!”
“啊!好想谈恋爱!”Wang Xueis screaminglinking-up: „No! Youdo not think!”王雪尖叫着接上:“不!你不想!”„ah! Goodwantsto look for the malebasinfriend!”
“啊!好想找个男盆友!”„No! Youdo not think!”
“不!你不想!”Nawureaches behind the back the holding downheart, complained tearfully: „No! Ithink!”娜吾回手按住心脏,哭诉:“不!我想!”Wang Xuehands over a beverage bottle, merciless blows: „Hē a liquor, dropsyouridea!”王雪递过去一个酒瓶,无情打击:“喝点酒,打消你的想法!”AboutNawuis twisting the body, the bigwaveshakesWang Yanto be dizzy.娜吾左右拧着身子,大波浪晃得汪言头昏眼花。„No! Ido not drink! Imustbe in love!”
“不!我不喝酒!我就要谈恋爱!”
A program, superdoes for the occasion, smileseveryoneout of breath.
一出节目,超级应景,笑得大家上气不接下气。Whenwith great difficultyeveryonesmiledsimilarly, Wang Yanraised glasson own initiative.
好不容易等到大家都笑得差不多了,汪言主动举杯。„Come, elder sister, thankeveryone the support and deep affectiontomeandLili, makingusraise glasstogether, celebrationtoday'shappyacquaintance. Then, wemustmakeSister Weiweialsodry! Is right?”
“来,姐姐们,感谢大家对我和璃璃的支持与厚爱,让我们共同举杯,庆祝今天的美好相识。接下来,咱们得让薇薇姐也燥起来!对不对?”Althougheveryonescoldedhim is not concerned about face, butcheeredwith a smile, thenchanged the position, looksLin Weiwei.
大家虽然纷纷骂他不要脸,但还是笑着干杯,然后转移阵地,去找林薇薇。ButWang Yanactuallyholds onLiu Li's, entraineda moment agothatsmallcornerher, a comfortablenest.
而汪言却一把拉住刘璃的手,将她拽回刚才那个小小角落,舒舒服服的一窝。Threepasses/testshave crossed, fivewill all cut, then, this/shouldharvest.
三关已过,五将皆斩,接下来,该收获了。
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