Wang Er'gou takes up the hoe, charges into the village in a hurry. 汪二狗抄起锄头,匆匆冲向村口。 Before the village, exposes to the sun copper coin, silver coin and in the gold coin small square, is stopping a big pile of fierce domineering mount. 村前晒铜币、银币、金币的小广场上,停着一大堆狰狞霸气的坐骑。 That mount eight segmental appendages, are brandishing two great sea turtles, two big eye very knife edges. 那坐骑有八条节肢,挥舞着两只巨鳌,两只大眼睛十分支棱。 The soldiers military bearing is majestic, the left hand carries is reappearing together unceasingly the divine objects of various pictures, the right hand holds is covering entirely the Little Fang block together the board, once for a while presses several, then makes the pī li pā lā fearful sound. 士兵们军姿雄壮,左手端着一块不断浮现各种画面的神物,右手持着一块布满小方块的板子,时不时按动几下,便发出噼里啪啦的可怕声响。 A biggest mount conducts the back, sits a seat middle age fatty, has the two maidservant, rubs the shoulder and one to feed the liquor. 最大的一只坐骑背上,坐着一位中年胖子,身后有两个侍女,一个揉肩、一个喂酒。 Wang Er'gou saw that air/Qi. 汪二狗看到就来气。 Why we must wait for divine decree, can you actually so enjoy?! 凭什么我们要等神谕,你却可以如此享受？！ That dead fatty sees the soldier to drive away the villagers, lifts the eyelid, the raising sound said of occupying a commanding position: „I am the empire subordinate Ocean Division tax minister Wang Jianhao, the princess your highness birthday, will be nationally celebrated, you must hand over this year crop 70, comes to be the princess your highness birthday greetings!” 那死胖子见士兵将村民都驱赶出来,一抬眼皮,居高临下的扬声道:“我是帝国直属海洋司税务大臣王建豪,公主殿下将至,举国欢庆,尔等要交出今年收成的70,来为公主殿下贺寿！” Such remarks, under a piece is vacant immediately. 此言一出,底下顿时一片茫然。 Village head Wang Yunxi is emboldening to ask: „Sir, why can Ocean Division come on the mountain to collect taxes?” 村长汪云喜壮着胆子问:“大人,海洋司为什么要来山上收税？” Wang Jianhao is arrogant, cold snort/hum: „intelligence quotient tax! Receives per capita!” 王建豪傲慢至极,冷哼一声:“智商税！按人头收！” The Er Ya anger asked: „Snort! How doesn't hand over?!” 二丫怒问:“哼！不交又如何？！” Wang Jianhao sizes up Er Ya, sneers to wave: „Comes person ah! drawing the label signs, delivers her to go askewly, when anchor!” 王建豪打量一眼二丫,冷笑挥手:“来人啊！拉下去签子画押,送她去歪歪当主播！” Er Ya is weeping and wailing one to struggle, could not actually have withstood the strength to be greatly infinite and shout loudly „to rub is hurrying to stop work for the day” and „damn” the soldier eventually, was pressed down the hand imprint in a contract forcefully. 二丫哭着喊着一顿挣扎,却终究没顶得住力大无穷、高呼着“撸完赶紧收工”和“草泥马”的士兵,被硬生生在一张契约上按下手印。 „Biu!” “biu！” Airborne flies suddenly a kitchen knife, gouges the Wang Jianhao nape of the neck. 空中突然飞来一把菜刀,直剜王建豪脖颈。 That kitchen knife like lightning fast, in the midair, was actually being wielded the big sea turtle by the mount, pliers clamp crush. 那菜刀如闪电般快速,却在半空中,就被坐骑挥着大鳌,一钳子夹得粉碎。 The Wang Jianhao expression slightly has not changed, glances Da Ya that throws the kitchen knife, waves again. 王建豪表情丝毫未变,瞟一眼扔出菜刀的大丫,再一挥手。 „Attacks the empire commanding officer, the crime adds first-grade! Takes, delivers to beautiful to cry to be the model her!” “袭击帝国主官,罪加一等！拿下,把她送到美哭去做模特！” „You dare!” “你敢！” The Er Ya father is calling rushing, a supernatural power, hits the soldiers to be off their feet. 二丫父亲嗷嗷叫着冲上去,一身神力,撞得士兵们人仰马翻。 However Wang Jianhao meditates two incantations, in the sky lowers one suddenly „water” character, then decides the Er Ya father on the spot. 然而王建豪只是默念两句咒语,天空中陡然降下一个“水”字,便将二丫父亲定在原地。 „Overreaches oneself!” “不自量力！” Disdains cold snort/hum, the dead fatty hesitation moment, finally makes the trial. 不屑冷哼,死胖子沉吟片刻,终于做出审判。 „Injures my Ocean Division internet merc, guilty of the most heinous crime!...... It is not then sent to frontier service the beginning, punishes him to write the net article!” “伤我海洋司水军,罪大恶极！唔……便发配到起点,罚他去写网文吧！” Was seized the family continuously, the villagers is attacked heavily, fears trembles. 连续被抓走一大家子,村民们被打击得不轻,怕得瑟瑟发抖。 Although not clear anchor and model, write the net article are any fearful penalties, but thinks to know, inevitable terrifying. 虽然不清楚主播、模特、写网文到底是什么可怕刑罚,但是想想都知道,必然恐怖至极。 Wang Jianhao shoots a look at trembling villagers, self-satisfied, laughs wildly. 王建豪瞥一眼瑟瑟发抖的村民,志得意满,猖狂大笑。 „I looked that who dares not to hand over!” “我看谁敢不交！” Wang Er'gou is angry, transports/fortunes the skill, planned that massacres that dog officer to rid the people of an evil. 汪二狗愤怒至极,默运功力,打算杀掉那狗官为民除害。 However then at this moment, suddenly has a sinister-looking man to kick out the formation, kneels down before, goes all out to kowtow. 然而便在此刻,突然有个獐头鼠目的男人扑出队列,跪倒在阵前,拼命磕头。 „Sir bright mirror, Sir bright mirror!” “大人明鉴,大人明鉴！” internet merc is just about to take that person, Wang Jianhao actually beckons with the hand: „Made him say.” 水军正要把那人拿下,王建豪却一摆手:“让他说。” The man raised the head, is staring eyes of blood red, complained tearfully. 那男人抬头,瞪着一双血红的眼睛,哭诉起来。 „Sir, I and other ravine common people, are stupid and stupid, laborious a piece crops, has the 300~500 copper coin, is insufficient to get by. You then all receive, how many chewabilities works as? That person is actually different!” “大人,我等山间草民,又蠢又笨,辛辛苦苦种一片庄稼,只得三五百铜板,都不够一家糊口。您便是全收去,又当得几口嚼头？那人却是不同！” The red eyes man aims at Wang Er'gou in crowd the hand suddenly, clenches jaws, is shouting hysteric. 红眼男人突然把手指向人群中的汪二狗,咬牙切齿、歇斯底里的叫嚷着。 „Usually does not see him to try hard, but the crops long come out, each one gold/metal! You only need bring back to the city him, gives to princess, then has the continuous gold, compared with not receiving several of us copper coin?” “平时根本不见他努力,但是庄稼长出来,个个都是金的！您只需把他带回城,献给公主,便有源源不断的金子,可不比收我们几个铜板强？” Village head Wang Yunxi air/Qi beats the breast and stamps the feet. 村长汪云喜气得捶胸顿足。 „Yeah! Lives with the village, with is the farmer, how can you so? Then is Er'gou carries off, you plant do not have the gold, why to be that villain!” “哎！同村住着,又同为庄稼汉,你怎可如此？便是二狗被拉走,你又种不出金子,何必做那小人！” The eyes of man are even more red, does not see slightly ashamed, raises the arm to shout loudly. 那男人的眼睛愈发通红,不见丝毫羞惭,振臂高呼。 „ Why can we only plant the copper coin laboriously, Er'gou can actually the relaxed type the gold? “凭什么我们辛辛苦苦只能种出铜板,二狗却可以轻松种出金子？ Asked that he also did not say, said also said some must think of the bullshit that trains hard industriously, asking him to enjoy gold coin to taste the flavor together, then looked at the person with that look...... 问他又不说,说了也只是说些要勤思苦练的屁话,叫他赏一块金币尝尝味道,便用那种眼神看人…… I thought in any case he was not pleasing to the eyes for a long time! 反正我看他不顺眼好久了！ Dies Er'gou, we are many several mu field, even if plants does not have/leave the gold, receives several copper coins is also good, you said, is this principle?! ” 死一个二狗,咱们大伙便多出几亩田,纵然种不出金子,多收几个铜板亦是好的,你们说,是不是这个理？！” „To ah!” “对啊！” Some villagers are suddenly enlighted, stands to present evidence: „Sir, Er'gou truly can plant the gold!” 一些村民恍然大悟,纷纷站出来举证:“大人,二狗确实会种金子！” „I hide in the thick patch of grass every day am staring, his common irregularity, recited some incantations of driving!” “我每天都藏在草丛里盯着,他常有违规操作,念一些开车的咒语！” „Right, on the mountain top has a big tree named pirating, I often hide above peep, occasionally finds the problem, then gets down to pick one to taste the taste, is not truly right!” “对对,山头上有一棵叫做盗版的大树,我常躲在上面偷看,偶尔发现问题,便下来摘一枚尝尝味儿,确实不对劲！” Wang Er'gou by this back thorn, the air/Qi resulted in the skill to flow in backward suddenly, puts out one to boil the blood, unexpectedly was the self-closing. 汪二狗突然遭此背刺,气得功力倒灌,吐出一口沸血,竟是自闭了。 „Really has this unusual happening?!” “竟然有此奇事？！” Wang Jianhao is overjoyed, waves to hint. 王建豪大喜过望,挥手示意。 „Comes ah, gives me to take that boy! Limelight, doing wound to him!” “来啊,给我把那小子拿下！注意点,休要伤到他！” Wang Er'gou lifts the arm, wants to lock the person, the discovery could not mention the strength, if immediately heart dying embers. 汪二狗抬抬胳膊,想锁人,却发现根本提不起力气,顿时心若死灰。 „Doggy!” “狗子！” Er Ya sees the Er'gou's pitiful condition, sad and shrill wail, effort struggles, was actually patted with the weapon by the side soldier conveniently in the head, the frontal eminence is bloody, faints. 二丫看到二狗的惨状,凄厉哭嚎,用力的挣扎起来,却被身旁士兵随手用武器拍在头上,额角血流如注,昏了过去。 Wang Er'gou eye of zi wants to crack, decided is staring that soldier, clenches teeth to pledge: „Petty people, I must kill you!” 汪二狗目眦欲裂,定定的瞪着那士兵,咬牙发誓:“鼠辈,我必杀你！” Soldier hā hā laughs wildly: „The grandfather line does not change the name to sit does not change surname, surnamed Zhu, Jike, when you kill!” 那士兵哈哈狂笑:“爷爷行不更名坐不改姓,姓朱,名季轲,等你来杀！” ...... …… flower field was destroyed, the crops were received, Wang Er'gou and the others were detained in the prison van, in noon becoming an official village. 花田被毁,庄稼被收,汪二狗等人被押在囚车里,于中午时分出了山村。 In the past that fearful black fog, when facing one flock of eight claw monsters, actually like dreading general, shrank to the one side. 往常那可怕的黑雾,在面对一群八爪怪兽时,却如同畏惧一般,缩向一旁。 In the black fog as if has anything to be ready to make trouble, is lending the extremely terrifying aura. 黑雾里似乎有什么东西在蠢蠢欲动,散发着极其恐怖的气息。 Wang Jianhao is unhurried, bows in salute submissively. 王建豪却丝毫不慌,拱手作揖。 „My Ocean Division deck empire princess Zhao'an, gets down has not lacked and others to consecrate, and retreats!” “我海洋司上承帝国公主诏安,下不曾缺少尔等供奉,且退去罢！” After the moment, sound of xi xi su su goes far away gradually, the journey becomes peaceful. 片刻后,一阵窸窸窣窣的响声渐渐远去,路途变得安静。 Er Ya Papa has a big shock: „Consecrating is so unexpectedly useful?” 二丫爸爸大惊失色:“供奉竟然如此有用？” Wang Jianhao disdains to turn head: „You think that who does have the qualifications to consecrate the god beast? You and other outcastes, chives, work safely the contributing money package!” 王建豪不屑回头:“你以为谁都有资格供奉神兽？尔等贱民,韭菜一根,安心打工攒钱包吧！” Wang Er'gou has not paid attention to others, is Er Ya wipes the forehead bloodstain gently, looks at carefully the moment carefully, inhaled a large gasp. 汪二狗没理会旁人,为二丫轻轻擦去额头血迹,仔细端详片刻,松下一口大气。 „Issue is not big, the wound has healed, only remains three white mark.” “问题不大,伤口已经愈合,只剩三条白纹而已。” Er Ya is opening the blue eye, loving asking: „Doggy, when do you live kid ah with me?!” 二丫睁着蓝眼睛,含情脉脉的问:“狗子,你什么时候和我生娃啊？！” „Snort!” “哼！” Da Ya cold snort/hum, should not be excessive, did not see with own eyes, the heart is not bothersome. 大丫冷哼一声,别过头,眼不见,心不烦。 ...... …… The giant beast mount looks clumsily, is extremely actually quick, rampage is shameless, is only a time of suddenly god, then crashes in a big city. 巨兽坐骑看着笨拙,实则极快,横行无忌,只是一个恍神的功夫,便冲进一座大城。 The Wang Er'gou very curious capital city is what appearance, stares the big eye diligently, actually anything does not see clearly. 汪二狗很好奇都城是什么模样,努力瞪大眼睛,却什么都看不清楚。 Only feels dreamlike, has everywhere up. 只觉得如梦似幻,处处有光。 Soon, at present presents a broad palace. 不多时,眼前出现一座恢弘的宫殿。 The palace constructs hillside, on the summit stands and waits for a long time a statue, the head is hiding in the cloud layer, does not see clearly the appearance. 宫殿依山而建,山顶上伫立着一座雕像,头部隐藏在云层中,看不清楚模样。 Why does not know, is nearer from that statue, in the Er'gou heart more moves restlessly, has a mood to spurt out. 不知为何,距离那雕像越近,二狗心中就越是躁动,有种情绪喷薄欲出。 However enters the palace after truly, that mood instead disappeared rapidly, what replaces it is a novelty eyes cannot take it all. 但是真正进入宫殿以后,那种情绪反而迅速消失了,取而代之的是一种目不暇接的新奇。 In the entrance what greets everyone is the pretty clothes. 在门口迎接大家的是一件又一件的漂亮衣裳。 Is sending out food and fruits of various types of fragrance is upon the jump. 散发着各种香气的食物和水果跑来跑去。 Elf of one crowd of finger sizes pursues behind their buttocks cleans. 一群手指大小的精灵追在它们屁股后面打扫。 The messy animals are singing the messy song. 乱七八糟的动物们唱着乱七八糟的歌。 The good wine fountain spout to the ceiling on, flows in the people top of the head recklessly, actually does not drop. 美酒喷泉一直喷涌到天花板上,就在众人头顶肆意流淌,却不滴落。 In the palace no throne, on most central location, is standing and waiting for a long time a giant mirror. 宫殿里没有什么王座,最中央的位置上,伫立着一面巨大的镜子。 Faces the mirror, Wang Er'gou and the others has not actually been seeing itself, but saw a girl is walking slowly. 面对着镜子,汪二狗等人却没有看到自己,而是看到一个女孩正缓缓走来。 Wears the royal crown, wears the pink clouds, the black hair like the waterfall, eye resplendent, if stars. 头戴王冠,身披彩霞,黑发如瀑,眼睛灿若星辰。 Wang Er'gou is somewhat out of sorts. 汪二狗有些失神。 Crab God on, your follower suddenly wants to have the kid...... 蟹神在上,您的信徒突然很想生娃…… „Welcomed princess your highness!” “恭迎公主殿下！” Wang Jianhao kneels down on the ground, frantic shouting loudly. 王建豪跪倒在地上,狂热的高呼。 „Gets up!” “起来罢！” princess your highness stops before the mirror, curious sizes up four people that was being detained by the mirror. 公主殿下停在镜子前,好奇的透过镜子打量着被押来的四人。 „Are the criminals?” “他们是罪犯？” „Eh, other three are, that youngster is the villain for the gift that you prepare!” “额,其余三个是,那个少年是小人为您准备的礼物！” princess your highness appears is interested very much. 公主殿下显得很感兴趣。 „What will he make?” “他会做什么？” „He can the easy type the gold!” “他可以轻而易举的种出金子！” princess cannot help laughing: „My rich enemy, does not lack the gold well......, remains to find relief to me!” 公主哑然失笑:“我富可敌国,又不缺金子……好吧,就留下来给我解闷吧！” „It is not good!” “不行！” Da Ya Er Ya expressed the opposition simultaneously: „Gives back to us Er'gou!” 大丫二丫同时提出反对:“把二狗还给我们！” princess glances their one eyes, suddenly said: „I do not like them, goes, is sent to frontier service in the family whose fortunes are on the decline to city is the wife, do not make them appear in my front again.” 公主瞟她们一眼,突然道:“我不喜欢她们,去,发配给城中的破落户做老婆,不要让她们再出现在我的面前。” Hears such being sent to frontier service, the Da Ya Er Ya complexion one white, does not know where surges strength, suddenly the breaking away shackles, run out of the palace crazily. 听到这样的发配,大丫二丫面色一白,不知道从哪里涌起一股力量,突然挣开枷锁,疯狂冲出宫殿。 The soldiers were shattered to pieces, saw that two little sis breaks through a tight encirclement. 士兵们被打得落花流水,眼看着两个小妹子杀出重围。 „Doggy you are waiting for me, I will certainly save you to go out!” “狗子你等着我,我一定会救你出去的！” The distant place transmits weeps blood the pledge, Wang Er'gou is dumbfounded. 远处传来一阵泣血般的誓言,汪二狗目瞪口呆。 Two, you are so fierce, why doesn't lead me to walk now directly?! 两位,你们这么厉害,为什么现在不直接带我走？！ Is knows not to beat princess, strategic instigates one wave? 是自知不敌公主,战略性怂一波吗？ The time passes swiftly, a blink, will be six months later. 时间倏忽而逝,一眨眼,就是半年后。 Wang Er'gou did not know that had what strange and mysterious matter, in brief, bewildered becomes the emperor's son-in-law, soon must get married with princess your highness. 汪二狗根本不晓得发生了什么奇奇怪怪的事,总而言之,莫名其妙的成为了驸马,即将要和公主殿下成婚。 „Doggy Doggy, you looked quickly, this nuptial dress is attractive?” “狗子狗子,你快看,这条婚纱漂不漂亮？” Wang Er'gou catches the eye glances, is languid: „Attractive......” 汪二狗抬眼一瞟,懒洋洋道:“好看……” When this time Wang Er'gou, with coming is entirely different. 此时的汪二狗,和来时已经截然不同。 The body weight inflates to 300 jin (0.5 kg), wears gold and silver, lies down on the magnificent bed, the clothes puts out a hand to be waited on hand and foot, inflates does not want. 体重膨胀到300斤,穿金戴银,躺在华丽的床榻上,衣来伸手饭来张口,膨胀得不要不要的。 The princess sudden whole face is charming: „When conducts getting married ritual, we can inherit your bloodline......” 公主突然满脸娇羞:“等到举办完婚礼,我们就可以把你的血脉传承下去了……” Wang Er'gou raised the head, looked that toward the lower part of the body —— is very sorrowful, only sees big stomach intestinal fat. 汪二狗抬起头,往下身看去一眼——很悲哀,只看到一个大肚腩。 „Yeah! When the time comes has to be laborious you, I am having a mind weak ah......” “哎！到时候只好辛苦你了,我是有心无力啊……” „Doesn't matter, I can!” “没关系,我可以的！” princess jumps for joy the nod, anticipated evidently. 公主雀跃点头,看样子十分期待。 Atmosphere warm time, the entrance rolls Dumpling suddenly, opens the mouth that Dumpling skin gathers: „Important matter is not good, princess your highness! Nearby all empires declared war to us!” 氛围正温馨的时候,门口突然滚进来一个饺子,饺子皮一张一合的开口:“大事不好了,公主殿下！附近的所有帝国都向我们宣战了！” princess your highness pounds the table: „Why?!” 公主殿下拍案而起:“为什么？！” „The legend of emperor's son-in-law has spread over the world, they are snatch the emperor's son-in-law! Moreover by Da Ya and anchor rebel army and model rebel army of Er Ya leadership, is approaching king city rapidly!” “驸马的传说已经传遍世界,她们是来抢驸马的！而且由大丫和二丫领导的主播叛军、模特叛军,正在急速逼近王城！” princess your highness accidental/surprised calmness, and killing qi is steaming. 公主殿下意外的冷静,且杀气腾腾。 „Order palace general commands the army to put down a rebellion! Invades one's territory evildoer...... to come just right as for these, is facilitating me to catch the whole lot in a dragnet them!” “命令宫将军率军平叛！至于那些来犯宵小……来得正好,正方便我将她们一网打尽！” „Yeah, why is your?” “哎,你这又是何必呢？” Wang Er'gou strenuous turns over/stands up to sit up, disappointed sighing. 汪二狗费力的翻身坐起,怅然的叹口气。 „Like my femme fatale, only continuous brings the trouble to you, lets your constant disorder and unrest, might as well then give the rebel army me, making me die in their hands!” “像我这种红颜祸水,只会源源不断的给你带来麻烦,让你永无宁日,不如便把我交给叛军,让我死在她们手里吧！” „Constant disorder and unrest?!” “永无宁日？！” princess your highness doubt looks at Wang Er'gou, closely knits the brows. 公主殿下狐疑的看一眼汪二狗,紧紧皱起眉。 Savors the long time, suddenly asked: „You thought in the palace is too lonely, liking the person is lively?” 咂摸半晌,突然问:“你是不是觉得宫里太冷清,喜欢人多热闹？” „ah?!” “啊？！” Wang Er'gou stares, ridicules: „I am good, I am good......” 汪二狗一愣,讪笑:“我都好,我都好……” „It is not good!” “不好！” princess your highness throws away the nuptial dress, body biu appearance fights armor, carries a glittering big hammer, the domineering opens the mouth. 公主殿下扔开婚纱,身上biu的出现一身战甲,扛着一把金光闪闪的大锤子,霸气开口。 „You can only be my, before did not go into one's past, later no one must bump! Dares to bump, the leg discounts!” “你只能是我一个人的,以前既往不咎,以后谁都不许碰！敢碰,腿打折！” Er'gou shrinks the neck, argued low voice: „Half of state treasury may be I plant......” 二狗一缩脖子,小声争辩:“国库的一半可都是我种出来的……” „You plant many, to you number! this princess wants your person, does not want your coin!” “你种出来多少,都给你记着数呢！本公主只要你的人,不要你的币！” Had no way to chat. 得,没法聊了。 Wang Er'gou languid lies down, holds up the spatial wine glass, on the ceiling lets fall wisp of good wine immediately, overbrims the wine glass. 汪二狗懒洋洋的重新躺好,举起空酒杯,天花板上立即垂落一缕美酒,注满酒杯。 Two glasses of liquor drink slightly drunk, outside rumble hit. 两杯酒喝到微醺,外面轰隆隆的打起来了。 Wang Er'gou disappointed sighing. 汪二狗怅然的叹口气。 Yeah! 哎！ My why such waste ah? 我为什么这么废啊？ Shouldn't ah? 不应该啊？ I am the descendant of formidable, the body have Sun Bloodline to come obviously...... 我明明是勇者的后代,身具太阳血脉来着…… How always to feel suppressed fierce as very much? 怎么总感觉被压制得很厉害似的？ „Because in the reality, your aggressiveness and aggressivity is too strong, therefore in the dream, you are willing to get down lazily, looks how all happen.” “因为在现实里,你的侵略性和攻击性都太强,所以在梦里,你更愿意懒下去,看着一切如何发生。” Who?! 谁？！ Wang Er'gou had a scare, ball ball. 汪二狗被吓一跳,球似的弹起。 „Comes to the back side of the mountain.” “来后山。” Who are you?! 你是谁？！ That sound vanishes does not see, but an intense summon, actually raises from the Er'gou heart. 那声音就此消失不见,但是一种强烈的呼唤,却从二狗心中升起。 Good, does that have a look? 好吧,那就去看看？ A shaky arriving back side of the mountain, climbs several hundred steps upwardly, at present presents a reaching to the sky statue. 一步一颤悠的来到后山,向上攀登几百个阶梯,眼前出现一座高耸入云的雕像。 Raised the head, cannot see the waist of statue, but why does not know, Wang Er'gou actually felt that statue is lowering the head to gaze at itself. 抬头,根本都看不到雕像的腰,但是不知为何,汪二狗却感觉,那雕像正低头注视着自己。 The statue under foot has the gate, clenches teeth, Wang Er'gou steps into the statue. 雕像脚下有门,一咬牙,汪二狗踏进雕像内部。 Bang! 轰！ In a flash, the Wang Er'gou soul pulled out leaves, rises rapidly upwardly, suddenly then arrives at the statue the head, at a very marvelous angle of view, overlooks the grotesque and gaudy mainland. 一瞬间,汪二狗的灵魂就被抽离,急速向上蹿升,眨眼间便来到雕像的头部,以一种非常奇妙的视角,俯瞰光怪陆离的大陆。 The women's corps that south, Da Ya Er Ya leads, are fighting bravely with Ocean Division internet merc. 南方,大丫二丫率领的娘子军,正在和海洋司的水军们奋战。 Eastern, is setting upright four flags, the bell, densely, just and dull, four big gods unceasing attacking, the place visited, some people will be falling some people to revolt, make into pot flour gruel. 东方,竖着四杆大旗,铃、密、刚、呆,四大神将正在不断的攻伐,所过之处,有人降有人叛,打成一锅糊糊。 Western, the black fog fills the air, the Yin number is intermittent, is attacking to the empire center unceasingly. 西方,黑雾弥漫,阴号阵阵,正不断向帝国腹地侵袭。 Middle, the big or small influence are innumerable, regarding flower field, hits the polecat brain. 中部,大小势力无数,围绕着一块块花田,打得满地狗脑子。 Carefully looks, these are flower field, not just Wang Er'gou plants conveniently?! 仔细看,那些花田,可不正是汪二狗随手种下的？！ North, two armies pitted against each other. 北方,两军对垒。 princess your highness is carrying the exaggerating gold games hammer, opposite general is actually a threatening young fellow, a fiery red long hair, flutters in in the air, resembling is the flame of combustion. 公主殿下拎着夸张的黄金锤,对面的将军却是一个张牙舞爪的小将,一头火红长发,飘荡在空中,似是燃烧的火焰。 „Future who?!” “来者何人？！” „white horse, silver spear, Flat Lin!” “白马银枪,林平之！” Wang Er'gou only thought that the inexplicable funniness, actually felt faintly, as if also shortcoming anything. 汪二狗只觉得莫名的好笑,却又隐隐感觉,似乎还缺点什么。 What lacks?! 缺什么呢？！ Resembles a feeling, Er'gou looks up the day suddenly. 似有所感,二狗突然抬头望天。 The galaxy is bright, there are several empty shades, the vicissitude in the star light. 星河灿烂,有几道虚影,浮沉在星光中。 Young subdivided distinguishes, the ear bank actually suddenly resounds a mighty bell greatly Lü. 正要仔细分辨,耳畔却突然响起一声洪钟大吕。 „Since is not willing to participate, that following dream, does not do!” “既然不愿参与,那接下来的梦,不做也罢！” „Walks you!” “走你！” Howls, pulls back the reality Wang Yan. 一声呼啸,将汪言拉回现实。 hū hū! 呼呼！ Turns over/Stands up to sit up suddenly, Eldest Young Wang rapid is panting for breath, is terrified the long time, suddenly cannot control laughs wildly. 猛然翻身坐起,汪大少急促的喘息着,怔忪半晌,突然控制不住的狂笑起来。 hā hā hā...... hā hā hā hā hā! 哈哈哈……哈哈哈哈哈！ Funny of broken dream really your mother! 破梦真尼玛的搞笑！ Card 【Note 1】 In, clear writes —— 卡片的【注一】里,清楚的写着—— 【The same day will have an opposite sex to be drawn by you surely falls asleep, the consciousness of your two jointly will revise disturbance and dreamland】 【当天必定会有一个异性被你拉入梦中,你们两个的意识将共同对梦境作出干扰与修正】 However in fact?! 然而实际上呢？！ In the broken dream total Gomla comes at least 7 opposite sexes! 破梦里总共拉来至少七个异性！ Wang Yan even has no way to distinguish, actually who is by drawing altogether the dream, who consciousness the projection. 汪言甚至没法分辨,究竟谁是被拉进来共梦的,谁只是意识投影。 Real your mother is chaotic! 真尼玛乱！ Therefore strict, this at all is not my dream, but is their common dreams?! 所以严格来说,这根本不是我的梦,而是她们共同的梦？！ No wonder, brother is ignorant in inside, entire buys the soy sauce...... 怪不得,哥在里面浑浑噩噩,整场打酱油…… Actually does not know that in their angle, are actually the true colors of this dream what? 却不知道在她们的角度,这梦的真面目究竟是什么样的？ Wang Yan was simply curious, in the head reverberated 1000 1 to ask, who wished one could to weed out one to inquire immediately. 汪言简直好奇极了,脑袋里回荡着一千零一问,恨不得立即薅起一个谁来打听打听。 Er Ya is Nawu, without running, but actually does she have in the dream?! 二丫是娜吾,没跑了,但是她究竟有没有在梦里？！ princess your highness seems like He Miaomiao, but not too to...... fainted! 公主殿下很像是何苗苗,但又不太对……晕死了！ Lin Weiwei...... hā hā hā hā hā! 林薇薇……哈哈哈哈哈！ Wang Yan smiles does not want, immediately takes up cellphone, sends one WeChat to her. 汪言笑得不要不要的,马上抄起手机,给她发去一条微信。 „White! Horse! Silver! Spear! Flat! Lin!” “白！马！银！枪！林！平！之！” „Saa! Wave! Hey! Yo! You!! Graceful!” “撒！浪！嘿！哟！你！最！帅！” Sexually harasses, cellphone throws, Wang Yan falls into to endless confusing. 调戏完,手机一扔,汪言又重新陷入到无尽的迷惑里。 The broken dream is under everyone combined action is born, therefore has revealed inevitably. 破梦是大家共同作用下诞生的,所以必然有所揭示。 However, what is it revealing? 但是,它到底在揭示什么？ How should understand?! 该怎么去理解呢？！ The attribute of shallow layer regarding competition of money benefit, Wang Er'gou, although no has the feeling, is actually the core of entire dreamland. 浅层的表征是对于金钱利益的争夺,汪二狗虽然没有什么存在感,却是整个梦境的核心。 This and Eldest Young Wang inflation narcissism has certain relations. 这和汪大少的膨胀自恋有一定的关系。 But in -depth content, is completely the refraction of everyone subconscious, unexpectedly can make the dreamland maintain the balance on the whole, and there is a logic. 但深层的内容,完全是大家潜意识的折射,居然能够使梦境在大体上保持平衡,且有逻辑。 This was too astonishing. 这就太惊人了。 Mysterious ah...... 神奇啊…… Is puzzling, Eldest Young Wang remembers own 300 jin (0.5 kg) suddenly „special form”, cannot help laughing. 百思不得其解,汪大少突然又想起自己的300斤“特殊形态”,哑然失笑。 „Ok, does not think so many, having a look at strengthen to have anything to reward!” “算了,不想那么多,看看到底强化出什么奖励！” Looks at System panel, above is floating several lines of gold large characters. 把目光转向系统面板,上面浮着几行金色大字。 【Entire you who buy soy sauce, is seemingly incompetent, in fact is actually representing, no one can ponder over thoroughly you】 【整场打酱油的你,看似无能,实际上却代表着,没有任何人能够琢磨透你】 【In this rare dream altogether, only then your image by everyone common casting】 【在这场罕见的共梦中,惟有你的形象是由大家共同铸造的】 【You become a clay sculpture puppet, entire was suppressed intensely, even was cleared ahead of time , because your image has extremely fierce conflict in everyone subconscious】. 【你成为一个泥塑木偶,整场被强烈压制,甚至被提前清场,是因为你的形象在大家潜意识中有着极其剧烈的冲突】。 【Therefore, you obtain special strengthen】 【因此,你获得一项特殊强化】 【Temperament Fragment —— Wind in the Mist】 【气质碎片——风之缥缈】