The Eldest Miss He beautiful, returned among the live broadcasts to accept everyone's paying homage to with joy, as well as A'Qing ass-licking baptism. 何大小姐美了,喜滋滋回直播间里接受大家的膜拜,以及阿青的马屁洗礼。 The scene has so many fan, among the live broadcasts in audience, quick knows that what happened. 现场有着如此多的粉丝,直播间里的观众们,很快就知道发生了什么事。 „princess your highness throughout the ages, picked the star with day” the slogan started to brush the screen immediately. “公主殿下千秋万载、摘星拿日”的口号立即开始刷屏。 In the Royal Court Entertainment four big anchor rooms, various types taunted to Three Xin's, can form a harming others grand ceremony simply. 王庭娱乐四大主播的房间里,各种对三鑫的嘲讽,简直能编成一部损人大典。 „Nine Gold younger brother, later do not jump, careful princess hits your fart fart!” “九金弟弟,以后别跳,小心公主打你屁屁！” „getting lost getting lost, becomes lost Xin already the road that could not find to go home......” “迷路迷路迷了路,迷路鑫已找不到回家的路……” „What society is most pitiful is hits the female student, what is more pitiful is...... has not hit!” “人世间最可悲的是莫过于打女生,更可悲的是……没打过！” „When Brother Xin decides to start acting cool, that is really the air/Qi swallows ten thousand li (0.5 km) like the tiger, projects on half to discover that cannot be victorious...... are not related! I have beverage bottle! Beverage bottle will not hit back!” “当鑫哥决定开始装哔的时候,那真是气吞万里如虎,打到一半发现打不过……没关系！我还有酒瓶子！酒瓶子不会还手！” „But beverage bottle may prick the hand ah!” “但是酒瓶子有可能扎手啊！” „hā hā, did not know that Nine Gold younger brother is injured, if the real wound succeeds in obtaining, that was the god does!” “哈哈,不晓得九金弟弟有没有受伤,如果真伤到手,那就是神作了！” The endless new stem, censured in the Three Xin's reputation/honorary the muddy land. 层出不穷的新梗,将三鑫的名誉贬到了泥地里。 Actually this strange Three Xins. 其实这怪三鑫自己。 If controlled the mood at that time, natural brushes the remaining money, spoke one: „So many, the spatial wing, you followed, I admitted defeat”. 如果当时控制住情绪,大大方方的把剩下的钱刷出来,讲一句:“就这么多,空翅了,你跟上,我就认输”。 Where will have the present aspect?! 哪会有现在的局面？！ One crowd of younger brother, who has the qualifications to ridicule that battle qi does brush 4,000,000 real big brother?! 一群弟弟,谁有资格嘲笑斗气刷出400万的真大哥？！ However, the initiative provocation actually cannot lose, this behavior too defeated the moral behavior, will put everybody to look down upon. 但是,主动挑衅却又输不起,这种行为太败人品了,搁谁都会看不起。 Three Xins was drawn by one group of people are urging one, even more cannot hang the face. 三鑫被一群人拉着劝一阵,越发的挂不住面子。 The mood was calm, but, still in a thought chaotic position. 情绪算是冷静了一些,但是,仍然处于一种思维混乱的境地。 【Iron Hand Brother】 Sees that immediately hints the coriander: „You deliver Brother Xin to return to the hotel, I defend here, holds the Rabbit'er last regulation.” 【铁手哥】见状,马上示意香菜:“你送鑫哥回酒店,我守在这里,扶兔er最后一程。” The coriander asked back quietly: „That, bets approximately......” 香菜悄声反问:“那,赌约……” „Bets to make!” “赌个屁约！” Iron Hand Brother looks thoroughly, hints them to remove immediately. 铁手哥看得透彻,示意他们马上撤。 „Without tearing to pieces the facial skin, beams with joy to sell miserable attire magnanimous, in addition can save several points of face, what meaning now also proposes that to have?!” “如果没撕破脸皮,去露个脸卖下惨装个大度,尚且能挽回几分颜面,现在还提那个有什么意思？！” Three Xins oneself also do not plan to go among the live broadcasts to beam with joy again the apology, crowds around by the staff and corianders is walking out, struggles insincerely several, finally a word has not sent, going out of panting. 三鑫本人亦不打算再去直播间露脸道歉,被工作人员和香菜簇拥着往外走,假意挣扎几下,最终一言未发,气喘吁吁的出了门。 On the way, passes through from behind of reserved seats, looked at Eldest Young Wang and He Miaomiao subconsciously. 途中,从贵宾席的后面经过,下意识的瞄了一眼汪大少与何苗苗。 That two person is collecting is talking in whispers together, has not returned, as if not know all that behind has. 那两个人正凑在一块儿窃窃私语,头都没回,似乎根本不知道身后发生的一切。 So-called disregarding, was this. 所谓的无视,莫过于此了。 Is disinclined to think, is disinclined to look, is disinclined to taunt. 懒得想,懒得看,更懒得嘲讽。 Three Xins tight is gripping the fist, despised Wang Yan, at heart frantic roaring: Sooner or later...... sooner or later! 三鑫紧紧的攥着拳头,恨透了汪言,心里疯狂的咆哮:早晚有一天……早晚有一天！ Concrete is anything, besides him, no one knows. 具体是什么,除他以外,无人知晓。 ...... …… Three Xins breaks a promise to the news of field, immediately spreads over the entire stand. 三鑫毁约离场的消息,马上传遍全站。 In the barrage, is right 【Princess Miaomiao】 Frantic flattering. 弹幕里,全是对【喵喵公主】的疯狂吹捧。 Especially most is not concerned about face by these big or small anchor. 尤其以那些大小主播最不要脸。 Everyone is not silly, can understand the actual situation. 大家都不傻,看得懂实际情况。 Three Xins was put up Shangliangshan, has to hit, 【Princess Miaomiao】 Is the entire journey is grasping of initiative. 三鑫是被架上梁山,不得不打,【喵喵公主】才是全程都掌握着主动权的那位。 Has brushed finally, still left leeway the ample force, clouds the poor business conditions to be light, as if can just arrive in ancient times, was that what kind of fearfulness? 一直刷到最后,仍旧留有余力,云淡风轻,似乎可以刚到天荒地老,那是何等的可怕？ trench (wallet warrior) inhuman! 壕无人性！ A'Qing was insane, is incessantly insane, and feared. 阿青疯了,不止疯,而且怕。 „Young lord young lord, I went to say with our association, drew back Big Head to you!” “小主小主,我去跟我们公会说,把大头退给你吧！” He Miaomiao wonders quite: „Well? Why?!” 何苗苗好生纳闷:“咦？为什么？！” „I fear ah!” “我怕啊！” A'Qing kneels to sit on the ground, puts on a long face. 阿青跪坐在地上,哭丧着脸。 „So much money...... I want to devote......, but you are the girl...... aiyo, my God ah, can you give to other man ah me? For example that what God Wang?!” “那么多钱……我都想献身了……可是你又是女孩子……哎哟,我的天啊,你会不会把我送给别的男人啊？比如那什么汪神？！” „Pū!” “噗！” A Eldest Miss He onamotopoetic word sends, the barrage follows immediately, full screen „pū”. 何大小姐一个象声词发出来,弹幕立即跟上,满屏的“噗”。 Beauty that „you think! You ask that fan of scene, how many people do want to rest God Wang?” “你想的美！你问问现场的粉丝,有多少人想睡汪神？” „Scene fan wants to rest +1!” “现场粉丝想睡+1！” „Scene fan wants to rest + 2!” “现场粉丝想睡+二！” „Scene fan wants to rest + 3!” “现场粉丝想睡+三！” „Shallowness of Peach Blossoms, big brother, does you male following join in the fun?” “桃花的浅浅,大哥,你一个男的跟着凑什么热闹？” Shallowness of Peach Blossoms: „( Shy) I extravagantly by!” 桃花的浅浅:“(羞涩)我阔以的！” Sees the heat degree explosive table, burns with rage, A'Qing is just about to continue to drive to draw in customers, actually sees only 【Princess Miaomiao】 Whiz, greeting has not hit, the person removed. 眼看着热度爆表,群情激愤,阿青正要继续开车拉客,却只见【喵喵公主】嗖的一下,一个招呼都没打,人就撤了。 A'Qing:(?)!!! 阿青:(?)！！！ princess your highness, you just brushed 4,000,000 here! 公主殿下,您刚在我这儿刷了400万耶！ Can only not spend 400 probably, then doesn't spare a glance?! 能不能别好像只花出去400块似的,那么不屑一顾？！ Among the live broadcasts in water friends were dodged ignorant bi, looking of being dumbfounded. 直播间里的水友们都被闪懵哔了,大眼瞪小眼的找。 „princess your highness?!” “公主殿下呢？！” „Did fuck, all spend money, greeting does not hit one to remove?!” “卧槽,花完钱,招呼都不打一个就撤了？！” „Mother, what finally sees real princess today is......” “妈耶,今天终于见到真公主是什么样了……” „princess your highness, waits for the young feudal official!” “公主殿下,等等小臣！” Everyone is calling, on the screen leaps up suddenly one banner —— 【Princess Miaomiao】 Hits to enjoy 【Ling Girl】 2000 rounds of rockets...... 大家正在叫呢,屏幕上突然又蹿出一条横幅——【喵喵公主】打赏【铃丫】2000发火箭…… Hū...... 呼…… Water friends heart tired ah, shouted „fuck” and „666” the strength did not have, selects the direct bus silently, returns among the Ling Girl live broadcasts. 水友们心累啊,喊“卧槽”和“666”的力气都没有了,默默点开直通车,回到铃丫直播间。 Only leaves behind a couple of kittens, looks at the platform new student|life „big anchor”, Schoolmate A'Qing, chops the leg draws the hip to the screen is in a daze. 只留下小猫两三只,看着平台新生“大主播”,阿青同学,劈腿拉胯的对着屏幕发呆。 Un, 8,000,000 list, heat degree list at this moment one. 嗯,800万榜单,此刻的热度榜一。 460000 attention, A-list anchor data. 46万关注,一线主播数据。 Before 20 minutes, both respectively are 8 lists and 16 attention. 20分钟之前,两者分别是八块榜单、16关注。 The life so dream, what to do then should I?! 人生如此梦幻,接下来我该怎么办？！ A'Qing falls into deep being at a loss, the corners of the mouth has the saliva to trickle gradually. 阿青陷入深深的迷惘,嘴角渐渐有口水滴下。 ...... …… „Hits first, hits first!” “打第一,打第一！” Eldest Miss He that the wave suffices, the whole face flushed, eye Jingjing is bright, to rub arm net sleeve must on then. 浪够回来的何大小姐,满脸潮红,眼睛晶晶亮,撸胳膊网袖子的就要接着上。 Eldest Young Wang does not know whether to laugh or cry holds on her. 汪大少哭笑不得的拉住她。 „Do you save a flower to be good? 15,000,000 does shark fin(s), only remain 5,000,000 now?” “你省点花好不好？1500万鱼翅,现在只剩500万了吧？” „400!” “400！” Eldest Miss He looks at cellphone, righteous correction. 何大小姐瞄一眼手机,理直气壮的纠正。 „To whom gives who? Said quickly!” “给谁给谁？快说！” The cat of running away, expels compared with two difficultly, cannot hold on. 得,脱缰的猫,比二哈都难撵,拉不住。 Helpless Wang Yan shakes the head: „Equal division......” 汪言无奈摇头:“平分了吧……” Brushes to oneself the anchor money, Wang Yan will draw back to her 95, did not have the means in that 4,000,000 of outside wave, but she happily good. 刷给自家主播的钱,汪言会退给她95,在外面浪的那400万就没办法了,不过她开心就好。 Cannot spend that trivial 4,000,000. 又不是花不起那区区400万。 Trivial 4,000,000, was equal to that everyone attains 2000 rounds of rockets. 区区400万,就等于是每人又拿到2000发火箭。 The barrage was tired, oneself anchor did not have the fervor like before, what were more was concentrates on eating. 弹幕都累了,自家主播也不像之前那么有激情,更多的是专注于吃。 The playing time only remains for less than 30 minutes, the disparity is not very big, the champion belonged to still the riddle. 比赛时间只剩30分钟不到,差距不算很大,冠军归属仍旧很谜。 On the contrary is these unrelated ward inspection anchor, various high tides. 反倒是那些不相干的查房主播们,各种高潮。 Seven brother, mini and heating power, send, Von, Vinson, coldly small...... to have the qualifications to have anchor of name, is licking princess your highness crazily. 七哥、mini、卡卡、发、冯、文森、冷小……所有有资格拥有名字的主播,都在狂舔公主殿下。 The puppy of bad expression, stammeringly is verbose: „trench (wallet warrior), real trench (wallet warrior), the clothing/taking, does not refuse to accept good!” 就连不善言辞的小狗,都磕磕巴巴的在絮叨:“壕,真壕,服,不服不行！” By is not concerned about face the great grandfather and hole lord who are famous, that is games does not hit, various types find the way to mix the face to be ripe with He Miaomiao. 以不要脸著称的伟姥爷和洞主,那更是游戏都不打了,各种想办法跟何苗苗混脸熟。 What a pity, eldest miss has no concept to anchor, does not pay attention. 可惜,大小姐对主播们没什么概念,一律不予理会。 Big anchor barrage how? 大主播的弹幕又如何？ Do you look at me to manage you?! 你看我理你们么？！ „Wang Yan Wang Yan, how did you look at my mailbox?” “汪言汪言,你看我这个信箱怎么了？” eldest miss stopped by calling out Wang Yan suddenly, eldest young then looked, the private letter box caught cannot open. 大小姐突然叫住汪言,大少回头一看,私信箱卡住打不开了。 „Went home to change the computer to open, had the leisurely mood you to watch the fun, somewhat knelt to lick the private letter to be very funny, if were that disgusting message, looked for the ultra manages directly, making him help you confer a title upon.” “回家换电脑就可以打开了,有闲心你就看个热闹,有些跪舔私信特别搞笑的,如果是那种恶心的留言,直接找超管,让他帮你封号。” Eldest Young Wang is unalarmed by strange sights, on by He Miaomiao today's insane vigor, no one private chats is strange. 汪大少对此见怪不怪,就以何苗苗今天的疯劲儿,没人私聊才奇怪。 „.” “哦。” The He Miaomiao little darling should, asked: „Will have many swindler ah?” 何苗苗乖乖应一声,又问:“是不是会有好多骗子啊？” „Un. Happen to teases is playing, who can deceive your ah?” “嗯。正好逗着玩嘛,谁能骗到你啊？” Eldest Young Wang was not worried, Miaomiao is seemingly pure, but which man, if thinks that can deceive her, that was purely wants. 汪大少一点不担心,苗苗看似单纯,可是哪个男人要是以为能骗得了她,那就纯属想多了。 „xī xī, I am attractive!” “嘻嘻,那我要好好看看！” Eldest Miss He delicious stretches to stretch , to continue dead to knock with the private letter box. 何大小姐美滋滋的抻个懒腰,继续和私信箱死磕。 Actually was at this time, the accident lived steep. 却是就在这时候,变故陡生。 The entire stand, among all live broadcasts, lowers one bunch of light simultaneously. 全站,所有的直播间里,都同时降下一束光。 In the ray, a Angel's empty shadow is partly visible. 光芒中,一个天使的虚影若隐若现。 „fuck!” “卧槽！” Innumerable big or small anchor call out in alarm makes noise, innumerable water friend ignorant bi is shocked. 无数的大小主播惊呼出声,无数的水友懵哔惊呆。 „What special effect?!” “什么特效？！” „How before to have seen?!” “以前怎么从来没见过？！” „Mixed three years of Fish Platform, I pledged, this gadget is really a first appearance!” “混了三年鱼平台,我发誓,这玩意儿真是第一次出现！” In everyone inexplicable shock and surprised, Angel in that special effect, a pair of clean Baiyu wing dyes gradually golden yellow, at the same time, one line of large characters present —— in the special effect slowly 就在大家莫名的震撼和惊讶中,那特效里的天使,一双洁白羽翼渐渐染成金黄,与此同时,一行大字缓缓在特效中出现—— A Yitian war throws over gold/metal feather, after I spend , the hundred flowers kill! 倚天一战披金羽,我花开后百花杀！ Respectfully congratulating 【Princess Miaomiao】 Fights conferred as god, the write platform new history! 恭祝【喵喵公主】一战封神,书写平台新历史！ ...... …… fuck! 卧槽！ Let alone big or small anchor and audience ignorant bi, Wang Yan was ignorant. 别说大小主播和观众们懵哔,汪言都懵了。 Before today, on platform absolutely does not have this type of thing! 今天以前,平台上绝对没有这种东西！ In other words ,...... 换言之…… This special effect does specially for He Miaomiao! 这特效是为何苗苗特意搞出来的！ The barrage lost control thoroughly, moreover is the entire platform out-of-control. 弹幕彻底失控了,而且是全平台失控。 The scene is a piece is more chaotic, calls out in alarm, screams and joyfully celebrates, almost quarrels the ceiling to throw off. 现场更是一片纷乱,惊呼、尖叫、欢庆,吵得棚顶差点掀翻。 Eldest Miss He anything does not understand, instead nature. 何大小姐什么都不懂,反而自然得很。 „Wang Yan, what thing is that?! Quite fun!” “汪言,那是什么东西？！好好玩！” Wang Jianhao mysteriously appears and disappears pushes, jubilant informing truth. 王建豪神出鬼没的挤过来,喜气洋洋的告知实情。 „Miss He, to commend you support and contribution to platform, our Chief Chen puts out one only to have the creativity in tentative plan specially, comes to congratulate for you whether you do satisfy?” “何小姐,为表彰您对平台的支持与贡献,我们陈总特意拿出一个只存在于设想中的创意,来为您庆贺,请问您是否满意？” „Very is actually attractive.” “倒是挺漂亮的。” Eldest Miss He facing the bystander, that is quite aloof. 何大小姐面对外人,那是相当高冷。 Wang Yan slow the god has come, chatted several with Wang Jianhao, finally did the clear situation. 汪言缓过神来,跟王建豪又聊几句,终于搞明白情况。 In brief, Eldest Miss He with 4,000,000 + 4,000,000, proved the activity of platform is not the officer brushes, but truly has the enormous appeal and attracts gold/metal ability —— this is the key. 简而言之,何大小姐用400万+400万,证明了平台的活动并非官刷,而是确确实实的存在着巨大的吸引力和吸金能力——此为关键。 Then, blade full level, moreover within one day full level three times, needs to encourage. 然后,一刀满级,而且一天之内满级三次,需要鼓励。 Temporarily has no way to change the rank setting, without enough time. 暂时没法改等级设定,来不及。 Also has no alternative but to pay attention, treats as has not happened. 又不能不理会,当做没发生。 What to do? 怎么办？ With a dead end special effect of discard head close to brain, is to the full sign surface, makes the reward by the honor. 拿出来一个虚头巴脑的空头特效,算是给足牌面,以荣誉做奖励。 Because is really hurried, that special effect has many insufficiently perfect place, that two poems are chuuni. 因为实在是太匆忙,那个特效有许多不够完美的地方,那两句诗更是中二的可以。 However! 但是！ The platform first time, only the one by one time, a time of making an exception...... its intrinsic mental value, has no way to weigh. 平台第一次,唯一一次,破例的一次……其内在精神价值,没法衡量。 In any case, after doing the clear significance, the Eldest Miss He's corners of the mouth did not sip again. 反正,搞明白意义以后,何大小姐的嘴角就再没抿住过。 Smiles that to call one self-satisfied and happy! 笑得那叫一个得意和开心哟！ However our eldest miss must try hard to stretch, the typing sends out a big broadcast. 但是我们的大小姐还要努力绷着,打字发出一个大广播。 „I do not have the wing! Selects the reality, awards the two special gift!” “我没翅啦！来点实际的,发两个特殊礼物嘛！” Faint! 晕！ Works as is standing surface of anchor water friend, splendid discussed the condition with platform, princess your highness, really had your! 当着全站主播水友的面儿,堂而皇之的跟平台谈条件,公主殿下,真有你的！ This brother smelly is not concerned about face, shameless shouting: „This woman is crazy enough, I like!” 本哥臭不要脸、恬不知耻的喊:“这姑娘够狂,我喜欢！” It seems you to like others, others must be honored that. 就好像你喜欢人家,人家还得感到荣幸似的。 Among the public live broadcasts, presently sister Little Cang has worked as good long while background board, the smile is stiff. 公共直播间里,当前的一姐小苍已经当了好半天的背景板,笑容已然僵硬。 However does not have any barrage cares about her feeling, is discussing princess your highness. 但是没有任何弹幕顾及到她的感受,全都在讨论公主殿下。 Acid? 酸么？ Definitely, but no idea. 肯定的,但是没有任何办法。 Eats the lemon to eat full, meanwhile has boundless many female main to broadcast. 吃柠檬吃到饱的,同时还有茫茫多的女主播。 Because of the fan collective „revolting”, no longer with oneself, when little princess, discussion real princess of vigor vigor, licks that to call one to go all out. 因为粉丝都集体“叛变”了,不再拿自己当小公主,劲劲儿的讨论真公主,舔起来那叫一个卖力。 Area face value big anchor that some temperament explodes very much opens the resentment directly: „You said that you lick here, others cannot see, interesting?” 某个脾气很爆的颜值大主播直接开怼:“你说你们在这儿舔,人家又看不到,有意思吗？” „Interesting!” “有意思！” The barrage brushes the screen directly, irritates individual. 弹幕直接刷屏,气死个人。 In such a piece troubled, among the live broadcasts above flutters one special to broadcast —— suddenly 就在这样一片纷纷扰扰中,直播间上方突然飘过一条特殊广播—— Ultra manages 001: If you hope! 超管001:如您所愿！ „fuck!” “卧槽！” All standing ignorant bi. 全站懵哔。 What do you mean? 啥意思？ Really provides special gift ah to princess your highness?! 真给公主殿下发放特殊礼物啊？！ The barrage was insane. 紧接着,弹幕就疯了。 „princess your highness, brushes one to come out to bring younger brother quickly to open field of view!” “公主殿下,快刷一个出来带弟弟们开开眼界！” „Asked to look at the special gift!” “求看特殊礼物！” „Makes us look at one, small gave you 360 degrees to soar the turn over to kowtow!” “就让我们看一眼吧,小的给您360度腾空翻转磕头了！” Let alone they are curious, Wang Yan results in curiously does not want. 别说他们好奇,汪言都好奇得不要不要的。 Collected to look at the warehouse in the past: „What thing sent?” 凑头过去看仓库:“发什么玩意了？” „What Angel Descends called, 10000 money, gave 5, should be that special effect a moment ago?” “叫什么天使降临,才10000块钱一个,就给了五个,应该就是刚才那个特效吧？” „.” “哦。” Eldest Young Wang lost the interest rapidly, platform too lucky does not have the creativity, you did to select special gadget ah actually! 汪大少迅速失去兴趣,平台太吉尔没创意了,你倒是搞点特殊玩意儿啊！ Makes a nuclear bomb to pound, explodes in the screen center, that bid surface! 弄个核弹砸下来,炸在屏幕中央,那才叫牌面！ With looking at special effect has deceived the person a time, is what?! 拿看过一次的特效来糊弄人,算什么？！ Eldest Young Wang is purely speaks irresponsibly and sarcastically. 汪大少纯属是站着说话不腰疼。 platform thief special helpless! 平台贼特么无奈！ Suddenly, which on causes the new thing to you?! 突然之间,上哪给你弄出新玩意来？！ That special effect patches, fills in a price, how many are the sign surface, to not? 那特效修修补补,填上个价格,多少是个牌面,对不？ What Eldest Young Wang does not know, starting today, the Fish Platform way completely walked crookedly. 汪大少不知道的是,就从今天起,鱼平台的路数就完全走歪了。 Under by the creativity of discarding, will be compelled to have no other choice, took, becomes a special reward. 原本会被弃之不用的创意,逼不得已之下,被拿了出来,成为一项特殊奖励。 The new hierarchy during fermentation, because of Eldest Miss He a few words, has to reorganize, upgrade again...... 原本在酝酿之中的新等级体系,因为何大小姐一句话,不得不再次改编、升级…… damn, all messed up! 麻蛋,全乱套了！ However regarding Wang Yan and He Miaomiao, by one's effort, changes a platform style and decision, is best commending. 然而对于汪言与何苗苗而言,以一己之力,改变一个平台的风格和决策,才是最好的褒赏。 This is the influence, pivotal. 这就是影响力,举足轻重。 ...... …… The entire stand water friend cries to ask to look at the new special effect, Eldest Miss He actually sends the broadcast to sexually harass it badly with a smile. 全站水友哭求要看新特效,何大小姐却坏笑着发广播调戏之。 „To look?! wait for me found that day of loved one on platform, brushes to you looks!” “想看？！等我在平台上找到意中人的那天,就刷给你们看！” Eye for an eye, barrage again and again and again special exploded. 一言既出,弹幕又双叒叕特么爆了。 „fuck! princess your highness, aren't you God Wang girlfriend ah?!” “卧槽！公主殿下,你不是汪神的女朋友啊？！” Actually He Miaomiao so-called „loved one”, is one looks at extremely pleasing to the eyes anchor, the men and women may. 其实何苗苗所谓的“意中人”,就是一个看着极顺眼的主播,男女均可。 5 special gifts, naturally must a little brush the ceremony feeling. 只有五个的特殊礼物,当然要刷得有点仪式感。 However, everyone will not understand obviously. 但是,大家显然不会那么理解。 Heard princess your highness is single, special was insane. 一听说公主殿下是单身,都特么疯了。 Among four big anchor live broadcasts, fan are calling questioning: Princess Miaomiao at the scene? Who is?! 四大主播的直播间里,粉丝们嗷嗷叫着追问:喵喵公主在现场么？到底是什么人？！ Quart that Ling Girl they talk certainly incessantly. 铃丫她们当然没口子的夸。 „Clever chicken is attractive!” “贼鸡儿漂亮！” „Beautiful with angel!” “美的跟天仙似的！” „Really! Deceiving you are son of a bitch!” “真的！骗你们是王八蛋！” „one dinner jacket skirt, colorful pressure audience! What Miss Manners, toward a princess side stand, with maidservant!” “一条小礼服裙,艳压全场！什么礼仪小姐,往公主身旁一站,都跟丫鬟似的！” anchor praised was too fierce, fan instead does not believe. 主播们夸的太厉害,粉丝反而不信了。 Possibly how to have that perfect woman?! 怎么可能会有那么完美的女人？！ However the backbones of some scene fan groups, took an oath with the colored barrage. 然而现场是有各家粉丝团的骨干的,纷纷操着彩色弹幕赌咒发誓。 Really, the lying day hits to be struck by lightning! 真的,撒谎天打雷劈！ A person said that doubtful, everyone said that moreover was very serious said that should not have the false. 一个人这么说,半信半疑,所有人都这么说,而且都是正经八百的说,那应该没假了。 Therefore the barrage is chaotic. 于是弹幕再次混乱起来。 „ahhhhhhhhh ah! I good to have a look at the princess appearance/portrait!” “啊啊啊啊啊啊！我好想看看公主的真容！” „Letter written in blood kneels to ask! anchor you transfer the camera secretly!” “血书跪求！主播你偷偷的转一下摄像头吧！” „Does not give to look takes the pass/test!” “再不给看就取关！” „big brother big sister of scene, you send in the group picture also okay!” “现场的大哥大姐们,你们发群里一张照片也行啊！” „Yes! Again on the God Wang photo, making us look at reverently to be good?” “就是！再把汪神照上,让我们瞻仰一下好不好？” That is not the issue that is good, really cannot achieve. 那不是好不好的问题,是真做不到。 anchor: „Did pickup device in the staff hand, where we move?” 主播:“摄像设备在工作人员手里,我们哪动得了？” Scene fan: „Miss Manners sister does not let the photograph, I am pulling up diligently, but hopes not in a big way, little elder sisters is looking at God Wang, wū wū wū!” 现场粉丝:“礼仪小姐姐不让拍照,我正在努力撩,但是希望不大,小姐姐们都在看汪神,呜呜呜！” The barrage again is immediately crooked. 弹幕顿时再次歪掉。 „What species ah is God Wang?” “汪神到底是个什么物种啊？” „Life winner I have also seen, but wins this degree, my his mother listens not to hear!” “人生赢家我也见过,但是赢到这个程度的,我他妈听都没听说过！” „Wū wū, my Goddess will domineering, why like Wealthy Wang? Looked that the name can the brain make up a country bumpkin middle age uncle's image!” “呜呜,我的女神那么霸气,为什么会喜欢汪富贵？看名字都能脑补出来一个土鳖中年大叔的形象！” „Brother dei do not be noisy, God Wang is very graceful .” “兄dei你别闹,汪神很帅,真的。” „fuck! My family wasn't princess more dangerous?!” “卧槽！那我家公主不是更危险了？！” Obviously, everyone still does not believe 【Princess Miaomiao】 Single manifesto. 显然,大家仍旧不太相信【喵喵公主】的单身宣言。 Saw that the barrage drift off, is more and more getting more and more crooked, Wang Yan has to stand the response, sends out one to clarify the broadcast. 眼看着弹幕越来越跑偏、越来越歪,汪言不得不站出来回应,发出一条澄清广播。 „I have the girlfriend. Your princess your highness? Temporarily Secretary.” “我有女朋友。你们的公主殿下？临时秘书而已。” As what Miaomiao's mood value drops to 90 points, Eldest Young Wang knows, it is estimated that to 96 peak values. 随着何苗苗的情绪值回落到90点附近,汪大少知道,估计是冲不过96点峰值了。 Such being the case, what is that polite? 既然如此,那还客气什么？ Unloads the grinding kills the donkey time arrives! 卸磨杀驴的时候到了！ Such remarks, the audience like swept away by the nuclear bomb, is off their feet. 此言一出,全场就像被核弹横扫一样,人仰马翻。 „6666!” “6666！” „acting cool, I who refuse to accept, takes my God Wang!” “论装哔,我谁都不服,就服我汪神！” „clouds the poor business conditions to be light, fresh refined, in the silent place listened to the startling thunderclap, God Wang you to be able!” “云淡风轻,清新脱俗,于无声处听惊雷,汪神你可以的！” „Envies you in fan of scene, can appreciate princess to beat savagely the God Wang program!” “羡慕你们在现场的粉丝,可以欣赏公主暴打汪神的戏码了！” Eldest Miss He digs the mouth, to Wang Yan cold snort/hum one. 何大小姐撅起嘴,对汪言冷哼一声。 But eldest miss is the person who can lose specially, therefore has not refuted, but pleaded innocence slightly. 但大小姐是个特别输得起的人,因此没反驳,只是稍微辩白一句。 Broadcast: „Today's interim secretary, you thinks after you, has the opportunity?!” 广播:“今天的临时秘书而已,你以为你以后还有机会？！” fuck! 卧槽！ What thing?! 啥玩意？！ princess your highness are really you also a young secretary?! 公主殿下你还真是个小秘书？！ The turbulent barrage of screen completely camouflage, strange, becomes scattered. 原本将屏幕完全遮蔽的汹涌弹幕,诡异的一顿,变得稀稀落落。 Really, the audience and anchor, ignorant to will not really ponder. 真的,观众和主播们,是真的懵到不会思考了。 What situation therefore today is?! 所以今天到底是一个什么情况？！ On platform such as the first god of big day newborn rise, to hit to kindly give new anchor 4,000,000 super Shenhao willfully conveniently, in the legend attractive to princess your highness that did not make sense...... 平台上如大日初生般崛起的第一神,任性到随手打赏给新主播400万的超级神豪,传说中漂亮到不像话的公主殿下…… Unexpectedly is gives God Wang to be the secretary?! 居然是来给汪神当秘书的？！ My bud grass plant mu! 我屮艸芔茻！ The audience have not basically made what sound, entire journey gods hidden, ray glimmer weak such as candlelight Wang Yan, at this moment, the recovery Boss essence, becomes may not look straight ahead suddenly. 全场基本没有发出过什么声音,全程神隐,光芒荧弱如烛火的汪言,就在此刻,突然恢复Boss本质,变得不可直视。 The audience took, the anchor clothing/taking, the sponsors took.. 观众服了,主播服了,赞助商们都服了。。 Shifty and capricious, nothing more than such as is! 翻手为云,覆手为雨,不外如是！ On acting cool, my God Wang world first! 论装哔,我汪神天下第一！