The two big masters rub the bath, puts on the pajamas go upstairs, the girls still grumble. 两个大老爷们搓完澡,套上睡衣上楼的时候,女孩们仍在磨叽。 „Walks, Old Han, I asked you to massage!” “走,老韩,我请你去按摩！” Han Luzhou is shrinking the shoulder, the quail swaying head, instigates one batch. 韩路洲缩着肩膀,鹌鹑似的摇晃脑袋,怂得一批。 „! What fine deeds do you think? Regular massage!” “靠！你想什么美事呢？正规按摩！” Wang Yan is drawing Han Luzhou on hardly a yet higher goal, selected two big sister in the guest room. 汪言硬拉着韩路洲又上一层楼,在客房里点了两个大姐。 „Must be strong, technical best big sister, without understanding of be wrong my meaning?” “要有劲的、技术最好的大姐,没理解错我的意思吧？” Wang Yan deliberately exhorts the young server, servers for rare unbearable. 汪言刻意嘱咐小服务生,把人家服务生为难得够呛。 „Distinguished guest, you , if not know the number, that can only arrange to whom is anyone, most does not satisfy you to trade again. We really do not have the right to arrange for you, the custom puts that to put......” “贵宾,您要是不知道号码,那就只能排到谁算谁,最多不满意您再换。咱是真没权利替您安排,规矩搁那放着呢……” „How much money does the most expensive complete set massage?” Wang Yan interrupts the words of opposite party. “最贵的全套按摩多少钱？”汪言打断对方的话。 „298.” “298。” „Is that 300? Come, cellphone brings, transfers 1000 to you, you go downstairs to fall our massage tent/account thumb knot, remaining is your tip. Now can arrange?” “那就是300呗？来,手机拿来,给你转1000,你下楼去把我俩的按摩帐单结掉,剩下的都是你的小费。现在能不能安排了？” „Can, be able!” The nod of server chicken pecking meter/rice, „you could rest assured that I point out mistakes to give you to select two technical best big sister!” “能,能！”服务生小鸡啄米似的点头,“您放心,我指正给您挑俩技术最好的大姐！” After additional WeChat, transfers accounts and receives money deletes, forms a coherent whole. 加微信、转账、收款后删除,一气呵成。 Wang Yan is carrying a shoulder-pole load the eyebrow to dumbfounded Han Luzhou: „Old Han, lies, is waiting crisply!” 汪言对着目瞪口呆的韩路洲挑挑眉:“老韩,趴好,等着爽吧！” Not first year uni meeting, the server comes back jumping with joy, puts down two bottles of red cows. 不大一会,服务生乐颠颠回来,放下两瓶红牛。 „Distinguished guest, the tent/account tied, this was I delivers you two, had the matter you to ring the bell, is within call!” “贵宾,帐结好了,这是我个人送您二位的,有事儿您按铃,随叫随到！” Giving the thumbs-up that Han Luzhou acclaimed: „Your rich men will play......” 韩路洲赞叹的竖起大拇指:“还是你们有钱人会玩……” Two big sister take place quickly, is unattractive, but the walking stance is not ordinary, seems has the deep pool pavilion Yue Zhi grandmaster bearing. 俩大姐很快就位,不好看,但是走路架势就不一般,好似有种渊亭岳峙的宗师气度。 Begins first pushes meridians, after the muscle loosens, greatly Thai style walks, one stretches to break off the pressure on trample, slightly hurts two young to cry out. 上手先推一遍经络,肌肉松开之后,大泰式走起,一顿抻拉掰压踹,疼得两个小年轻嗷嗷直叫唤。 In this period Han Luzhou cellphone made a sound, Wang Xue hit, a connection passed on the past was the shrieking and howling wildly sound of two man. 期间韩路洲的手机响了,王雪打来的,一接通传过去的就是两个男人的鬼哭狼嚎声。 Quick, five girl accompany, going upstairs of threatening, then squats in the guest room entrance smiles stumbles and falls. 很快,五个妹子结伴,气势汹汹的上楼,然后蹲在客房门口笑得直打跌。 „Two...... two stupid dogs!” “两……两条蠢狗！” The air/Qi results in Wang Yan to shout the server: „Closes, catches up with the person!” 气得汪言喊服务生:“关门,赶人！” The girls useless families catch up, supported by the arm mutually was going downstairs, stayed to fear that again smiled. 妹子们没用人家赶,互相搀扶着下楼了,再呆下去怕笑死。 Turns over to hurt sorely, but all ** after ending, really crisp, simply. 疼归疼,但是全**完以后是真的爽,简直了都。 Wang Yan is under Sun to rush about for a week outside, today such a soaks presses, the whole body writes the big two character: Comfortable! 汪言顶着大太阳在外面奔波一星期,今天这么一泡一按,浑身都写着大大的两个字:舒坦！ Going downstairs lamely, when the perspiration steaming room found girls, Wang Yan is still quarrelling with Han Luzhou. 一瘸一拐的下楼,在汗蒸室找到妹子们的时候,汪言还在和韩路洲拌嘴。 „A your specialty dances, draws a muscle, what to cry out?” “你一个专业跳舞的,拉个筋而已,叫唤啥？” Han Luzhou is very suffering: „Bracing I am not sore, but pushes by me is hurt ah! Year to year rehearses the dance, on who didn't have the muscle strain and internal injury?” 韩路洲还挺委屈的:“拉筋我是不疼,但是推经我疼啊！常年练舞,谁身上还没有点肌肉劳损和暗伤？” „You really do not dislike disgraced, called to call, can't call naturally? What look un...... ah............ oh...... others does big sister look at your time that is?!” “你是真不嫌丢人,叫就叫呗,就不能大大方方的叫？嗯……啊……哦……噢……人家大姐看你的时候那是什么眼神？！” women hammers the table to smile. 姑娘们又是锤着桌子笑。 Lu Yuanyuan is breathing heavily to sexually harass Liu Li: „Your family Wang Wang such funny ah? You by his fun attraction?” 卢媛媛喘着粗气调戏刘璃:“你们家汪汪怎么这么逗啊？你是不是被他的好玩吸引的？” Specially additional stress „fun” two character, one made Liu Li catch. 特意加重音的“好玩”两个字,一下让刘璃卡住了。 Reyi Nawu breaks through for her accidentally: „Wang Wang, how did you call?” 热依娜吾无意中替她解围:“汪汪,那你是怎么叫的？” Wang Yan hoists the neck, natural howling two throat —— 汪言扯起脖子,大大方方的嚎了两嗓子—— „ahhhhhhhhh fuck!” “啊啊啊啊啊卧槽！” „Oh mother hurts!” “唉呀妈呀疼疼疼！” Liu Li they smile to lie on the ground at the scene, could not get up thoroughly. 刘璃她们当场笑趴在地上,彻底起不来了。 When Wang Yan and Han Luzhou sat down to eat two fruits, women crawled, each one whole face flushed. 等到汪言和韩路洲坐下吃了两圈水果,姑娘们才爬起来,个个满脸潮红。 Is the perspiration that puts on steams the clothing/taking, the clothing is disorderly, Han Luzhou only dares to look own wife, Wang Yan has not actually had scruples, looked at the past, had an eyeful. 都是穿的汗蒸服,衣衫凌乱,韩路洲只敢看自家媳妇,汪言却没顾忌,一个一个瞄过去,大饱眼福。 I go! 我去！ Wang Yan thought immediately the blood is insufficient...... 汪言顿时觉得血不够用了…… A little gets angry to flow the nosebleed the meaning, everyone do not misunderstand. 呃,是有点上火要流鼻血的意思,大家不要误会。 Conversion is other male student such shifty-eyed looks secretly, feared that should not be killed by the women's corps. 换成是别的男生这么贼眉鼠眼的偷瞄,怕不是要被娘子军们弄死。 However Wang Yan natural looks, how instead without, to receive several supercilious looks, whom but has not seen to be really angry, Reyi Nawu even also self-satisfied selects the chin. 但是汪言大大方方的看,反而没怎么着,收回来几个白眼,可也没见谁真生气,热依娜吾甚至还得意的一挑下巴。 Then several people start to play the poker to pull idle. 然后几个人就开始玩扑克扯闲篇。 The population is a much less, therefore side Wang Xue drew Han Luzhou to arrive greasy went, remaining Wang Yan accompanied four. 人数有点多,于是王雪拉着韩路洲到旁边腻乎去了,剩下汪言一陪四。 Comes ah! Who fears whom! 来啊！谁怕谁！ Just clamored not the multi- first year uni little while, Wang Yan a little. 刚叫嚣完没多大一会儿,汪言就有点遭不住了。 Four big beautiful women, worst Lu Yuanyuan has 80 points, just washed fragrantly, fresh-faced, sits is putting out a hand surroundings that may touch, this who can bear? 四个大美女,最差的卢媛媛都有80分,刚洗得香喷喷、粉嫩嫩的,就坐在伸手可触的周围,这谁受得了？ Heard that Wang Yan blurry, quick pasted on the whole face paper. 闻汪言一阵迷糊,很快就被贴上满脸纸条。 Until Lin Weiwei starts to answer the telephone to receive WeChat frequently, has to leave the stage, the place is more spacious, the situation has been improved. 直到林薇薇开始频繁接电话收微信,不得不退场,地方宽敞一些,情况才有所好转。 Wang Yan is ready to fight, he he to smile badly, brings into full play the retaliation heart of straight male single dog, stuck the whole face them quickly. 汪言摩拳擦掌、嘿嘿坏笑,充分发挥直男单身狗的报复心,很快将她们也糊了满脸。 Wang Xue and Han Luzhou enough came to look chatty, the vision somewhat is immediately strange: „Wang Wang, I believe that now you had not been in love......” 王雪和韩路洲腻歪够了过来一看,目光顿时有些怪异:“汪汪,我现在相信你从来没谈过恋爱了……” Several female students smile, Liu Li also strange happy, no one thought that has anything is not good. 几个女生都笑,刘璃还怪开心的,没人觉得有什么不好。 Treats face value 6 and 70 points of ordinary girl, must hold, satisfies their vanity. 对待颜值六、70分的普通妹子,就要捧着,满足她们的虚荣心。 Treats face value 8 and 90 points of Goddess, must pull down them, usually treats. 对待颜值八、90分的女神,就要把她们拉下来,平常相待。 Because usually held their people too many, held to ascend the sky again, entrains to feel freshly. 因为平时捧着她们的人太多了,再捧就得上天,拽下来才能感受到新鲜。 Wang Yan has money to have aura also to have the sense of humor, in them, is completely a high-quality man, rather than follows little younger brother that rubs eats to rub drinks. 汪言有钱有气场又有幽默感,在她们心里,完全是个优质男人,而不是跟着蹭吃蹭喝的小弟弟。 The grade is obviously different, actually plays with them earnestly, occasionally turns on the water bullies the person to be counter-attacked occasionally occasionally, meets the rusticity? 段位明显不一样,却跟她们认真玩,偶尔放水偶尔欺负人偶尔被反击,多接地气？ Plays interestingly. 玩起来也有意思。 Conversion is a yes sir Nuonuo male student, that estimate will quickly turn into the personal servant who serves tea to supply water. 换成是一个唯唯诺诺的男生,那估计很快就会变成端茶送水的跟班。 Conversion is second-gen that depends richly on keeping aloof, quickly who it is estimated that will the meeting disperse —— is not supercilious darling is also coming? 换成是一个仗着有钱就高高在上的二代,估计聚会很快就会散——谁还不是个心高气傲的宝宝来着？ Only has like Wang Yan, neither arrogant nor servile is not sad, the games experience is interesting enough. 唯有像汪言这样,不卑不亢又不沉闷,游戏体验才够有趣。 A lunch adds on for several hours to play again, everyone accepts Wang Yan thoroughly, makes like many years of schoolmate. 一顿午饭再加上几个小时玩下来,大家彻底接受汪言,闹起来就像多年同学一样。 Lin Weiwei comes back, happen to catches up with Reyi Nawu to be stuck the paper. 林薇薇回来的时候,正好赶上热依娜吾要被粘纸条。 Sees only Wang Yan to laugh, uncovers the paper on own lip, comes up to stick the face. 只见汪言大笑一声,把自己嘴唇上的纸条揭下来,上去就要糊脸。 Nawu frightens zi to randomly call stretches the legs: „Uses the tea with the tea! Brother Wang, Brother Wang I made a mistake, you put a girl horse!” 娜吾吓得嗞哇乱叫直蹬腿:“用茶水用茶水！汪哥,汪哥我错了,你放妹子一马！” Finally supports by Lu Yuanyuan and Wang Xue with joint forces, exciting urging —— 结果被卢媛媛和王雪合力架住,兴奋的撺掇—— „Sticks her! Sticks her!” “糊她！糊她！” Wang Yan not ambiguous, comes up one to stick on the forehead, is for fear that unreliable, careful smooths out the corner. 汪言一点没含糊,上去啪一下粘脑门上,生怕不牢固,又仔细把边边角角都捋平。 The Nawu tread quite a while has not escaped, lives not to have lying down that may the love on floor, the squint stares at the Wang Yan —— paper to block the half eye, looked that the person can only the squint look. 娜吾蹬半天到底没逃开,生无可恋的躺在地板上,斜眼凝视汪言——纸条挡住半边眼睛,看人只能斜眼看。 „Wang Wang, did we become enemies you to know?” “汪汪,咱俩结仇了你知道么？” Wang Yan has not spoken, calm cancels the index finger to her. 汪言没说话,淡定的冲她勾勾食指。 Come, grazes a horse! 来,放马过来！ little elder sisters is one laughs. 小姐姐们又是一阵大笑。 Nawu rises with a spring, the to rub arm net sleeve, rushed to Liu Li to go shortly...... 娜吾一跃而起,撸胳膊网袖子,眼看就奔着刘璃去了…… Liu Li was ignorant, he bullies you, do you ask me to do? 刘璃都懵了,他欺负你,你找我干啥？ The critical moment, the Lin Weiwei stand gives everyone to decrease temperature. 关键时刻,林薇薇站出来给大家降温。 „, women young master, no joking, we must trade place! A bit faster hurry up, changes the clothes to put on make-up!” “诶诶,姑娘们少爷们,别闹了,咱得换地儿了！快点快点,换衣服化妆去！” Emma, the name is really coarse. 艾玛,称呼真难听。 However everyone has not cared, throws the playing cards, cheers: „Oh! Finally can drink!” 不过大家也没在意,一扔扑克牌,欢呼:“噢耶！终于可以喝酒喽！” Wang Yan has actually kept thinking about that liquor, wants to give a try to have crit is an aspect reason. 汪言其实早就惦记那顿酒了,想试试看会不会出暴击是一方面原因。 Has a reason again...... 再有一个原因…… Drinks interesting ah, after having word called the liquor, what to be chaotic to come? 喝酒多有意思啊,有个词儿叫酒后乱什么来着？ The tofu with the liquor, more drinks more has! 豆腐配酒,越喝越有嘛！