LSD :: Volume #3

#287: get an inch, want a foot


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What are you eat to grow up?!” “你到底是吃什么长大的?!” Coach Wang (king) puzzled looked that in begins the body to measure the data, asked issue that does not make sense extremely. 王教纠结的看着手里的体测数据,问出一个极其无厘头的问题。 Wang Yan is startled, a little does not know whether to laugh or cry. 汪言一怔,有点哭笑不得。 Grows normally! What's wrong, data?” “就正常发育呗!怎么,数据还可以?” Not only yes!” “岂止是可以!” Straightforward, even can call it does not pass Coach Wang (king) of human affairs to practice the foaming with rage eyeball, in that light paper the hand flings makes noise. 直脾气,甚至可以称之为不通世事的王教练吹胡子瞪眼睛的,把手里那张薄薄的纸甩得哗哗作响。 I special do so many year of sports, has not seen your!” “我特么搞这么多年体育,就没看到过你这样的!” „Can I have a look?” “我能看看么?” Wang Yan asks to show, Coach Wang (king) hands over directly, is whispering ill-humoredly: You can look not to understand!” 汪言伸手要表,王教直接递过来,没好气的嘀咕着:“你能看懂个屁!” Brings looks...... 拿过来一看…… Really cannot understand. 呃,真的看不懂。 Modern movement/sports study has university to ask, the division/discipline of high-tech content, you think that I help you measure one time, has several digit ah?” “现代运动学是门有大学问、高科技含量的学科,你以为我帮你测一次,就出几个数字?” In beforehand one hour, Wang Yan according to requirement, various types tosses about, tosses about to did not know finally is measuring anything to come. 之前的一个小时里,汪言按照要求,各种折腾,折腾到最后自己都不晓得是在测什么来着。 Now looks at the result, the in great abundance dozens targets. 现在一看结果,林林总总几十项指标。 Minority targets that can understand, for example —— 能看懂的少数指标,比如—— Lower limb long / height, vital capacity / body weight, 60 meters start running, decide Level 3 long jump, lies supine the recommendation wait/etc. 下肢长/身高,肺活量/体重,60米起跑,立定三级跳远,仰卧推举等等。 Been able to understand accounts for majority. 看不懂的占大多数。 Clerteau index, ATP- CP power, association rules confidence and support...... 克莱托指数,ATP-CP功率,关联规则置信度、支持度…… Maag lucky, more looks is blurrier. 玛格吉尔的,越看越迷糊。 Eldest Young Wang has to enquire modestly: „Do you give to explain?” 汪大少只好虚心求问:“您给解释一下呗?” Coach Wang (king) a few words, have not raised a somersault Wang Yan. 王教一句话,差点没把汪言掀个跟头。 Actually only needs to measure 8 normally on the line, I thought that your physique is a little scary, the project that therefore all can measure measured to you, many data I cannot comprehend.” “其实正常只需要测八项就行,我觉得你的体质有点吓人,所以就把所有能测的项目都给你测了,好多数据我都搞不懂。” Faint! 晕! Can you not select credibly?! 您能靠谱点不?! Wang Yan thorough was speechless to middle-aged fatty, this emotional quotient and handles matters ability, no wonder does not become the leadership! 汪言对中年胖子彻底无语了,就这情商和处事能力,怪不得当不上领导! However Fatty Wang (king) does not have the determination, full of enthusiasm is drawing the Wang Yan nozzle water. 但是王胖子却没有自觉,兴致勃勃的拉着汪言喷口水。 I told you, Little Wang, you were genius , genius!” “我跟你讲,小汪,你是天才,真的,天才!” Does so many year of sports, I had not seen is more comprehensive than and is more balanced you!” “搞这么多年体育,我就没见到过比你更全面、更均衡的!” Lies a big trough!” “卧勒个大槽!” 60 seconds sprint 7.22, lie to push 80 kilograms 47 times, decide the long jump 3.13 meters......” “60秒冲刺7.22,卧推80公斤47次,立定跳远3.13米……” You special practice to exercise to be able result ah casually in any project!” “你特么随便练练就能在任何项目里出成绩!” Static strength A, Eruption strength A, nerve reflex A, keen A, generally endurance A, specific endurance A...... you special more than ten data entire A!” “静态力量A,爆发力A,神经反射A,灵敏A,一般耐力A,专项耐力A……你特么十几项数据全A!” Wang Yan is hiding the spit diligently, asked weakly: Can not select specifically? What level is A?” 汪言努力躲着吐沫,弱弱问:“能具体点不?A是什么水平?” Coach Wang (king) is a little impatient , to continue to spurt the spit: List A is ordinary outstanding, entire A yes damn abnormal!” 王教有点不耐烦,继续喷吐沫:“单A就是普通优秀,全A是他妈的变态!” Irrelevant said to run off at the mouth one, Wang Yan roughly masters. 牛头不对马嘴的叨咕叨好一阵,汪言大体搞懂了。 In modern movement/sports often commented some athlete physical quality comprehensive top, but carried out the test domain, extreme limit of each subdivided data was not same. 现代运动里经常评论某个运动员身体素质全面顶级,但是落实到测试领域,每个细分数据的极限都不相同。 For example lying in compound movement/sports pushes the extreme limit record is in American Football League Justin takes, 102 kilograms lie to push 51. 比如复合运动里的卧推极限记录是美国橄榄球大联盟贾斯汀拿下的,102公斤卧推51个。 However single lies to push weight extreme limit, record that is created by strongman special player Tiny Meeker, 495 kilograms. 但是单次卧推重量极限,则是由大力士专项选手蒂尼·米克创造的记录,495公斤。 The football, basketball, soccer, ice hockey synthesized in movement/sports, no one can push is so heavy. 橄榄球、篮球、足球、冰球等综合运动里,没有任何人能推起那么重。 strength is famous come up to be pressed for O'Neal and Mr. Zhan who to lie. 力量著称的奥尼尔和詹老汉上去都得被压趴。 However the strongman Tiny Meeker speed, agility and nerve reflex, compare horrible to look at simply with Mr. Zhan. 然而大力士蒂尼·米克的速度、敏捷神经反射,跟詹老汉比起来简直惨不忍睹。 Carries again Bolt, any fast runner in basketball, football and soccer big alliance, must the little darling kneel is singing conquers. 再把博尔特拎出来,篮球、橄榄球、足球大联盟里的任何飞毛腿,都得乖乖跪着唱征服。 NBA and NFL, are the overall quality are best, but single item not extreme limit strange object field. NBA和NFL,就是综合素质拔尖,但单项都不极限的怪物场。 Wang Yan is a small-sized monster. 汪言则是一个小号的怪物。 What is most fearful, your anything has not practiced!” “最最可怕的是,你什么都没练过!” Moreover is only 18 years old!” “而且只有18岁!” 6 test the age section, you show disdain for the outstanding heroes in 16 -1 Group 8!” “六个测试年龄段,你在16-18组里傲视群雄!” 178 ah! Your height is only 178 ah!” “178!你身高只有178!” 70 kilograms ah! You special is a standard build, lightweight ah!” “70公斤!你特么是个标准体型,轻量级!” fuck fuck fuck!” 卧槽卧槽卧槽!” Grows again for two years, as long enters the peak as 181,24 years old, you can win the Olympic champion!” “再发育两年,长到181,24岁进巅峰期,你可以拿奥运冠军的!” Maag should lucky, what make you practice most not to waste?” “马格吉尔的,该让你练什么才最不浪费呢?” Fatty Wang (king) mental illness is reading broken, soon bewitched. 王胖子精神病似的碎碎念着,快要魔怔了。 Wang Yan one of us knows from the family affairs, complained silently: The key question is, I special steadily ah...... 汪言自家人知道自家事,默默吐槽:关键问题是,我特么长不了…… Height that cheat opens and all around, the development period is the dream, the peak does not exist...... 开挂开出来的身高和四围,发育期是梦,巅峰期更是不存在…… Naturally, in mall brushes the intermediate Attribute Modifier possibility to be very big again, but when god knows that is. 当然,商城里再刷出中级属性修改器的可能性挺大的,不过天知道那是什么时候。 To currently the strength theory, Wang Yan not only have with ability of any champion. 仅以目前实力论,汪言不具备拿任何冠军的能力 The soccer and are assaulting perhaps the exceptions? 呃,足球和搏击或许是例外? The former requests the technology, field of vision and overall perception, happen to coordinates 79 points intelligence. 前者要求技术、视野、大局观,正好配合79点的智力 The latter requests the technology, guts, reflection and calmness, is just the Wang Yan's strong points. 后者要求技术、胆量、反射、冷静,刚好都是汪言的强项。 only…… 只是…… Must unable to look on the bright side of thing will put Shenhao well not to do, mixes these thing? 得多想不开才会放着好好的神豪不做,去掺和那些玩意? The counter- regular script measures the data to succeed in obtaining, smooth! 得,反正体测数据到手,溜! Wang Yan decides immediately, opens the mouth to say goodbye with Coach Wang (king): Coach, the thanks to you help, I the restrained professional course, I first walked ah immediately!” 汪言立即打定主意,和王教开口道别:“教练,谢谢您帮忙,我马上有节专业课,那我就先走了!” āi āi, other ah! What significance ah do you attend class? Come, practices the sports with me, with champion, what's wrong?!” 哎哎,别!你上课有什么意义?来吧,跟我练体育,拿冠军,咋样?!” Fatty Wang (king) licks the face to hold on the Wang Yan arm, soft sound weak requesting. 王胖子舔着脸拉住汪言胳膊,软声软气的相求。 The Wang Yan direct enlargement incurs: „, Several billion pocket money money do not wait for me to go to the wave, thinking that you feel for others looked, is pressing the person?” 汪言直接放大招:“可别,有好几十亿零花钱等着我去浪呢,您将心比心的想想看,是不是在难为人?” Fatty Wang (king) was choked a few words unable to say immediately, good long time, dejected beckoning with the hand. 王胖子顿时被噎得一句话都说不出来,好半晌,才垂头丧气的摆摆手。 Ok, you attended class......” “行了,你上课去吧……” That fat face wrinkle, hears simply is sad, seeing bursts into tears. 那胖脸皱皱得,简直闻者伤心,见者流泪。 However the wooden means that Wang Yan is impossible to agree to the proposition of Fatty Wang (king). 不过木的办法,汪言不可能同意王胖子的提议。 Shenhao plays movement/sports not to lose face, but shows off with the champion, exposes own extraordinary characteristics under the populace field of vision, what attempts? 神豪运动并不丢人,但是出风头拿冠军,将自身的非凡特性暴露在大众视野下,图啥? Waves goodbye, goes out of the stadium smoothly, the Eldest Young Wang mood one. 挥手告别,走出体育馆,汪大少心情一畅。 The original 79 points overall qualities are so powerful! 原来79点综合素质那么给力! Tiny Meeker strength attribute should have 95 points, at least. 蒂尼·米克力量属性应该有95点,至少。 Wang Yan 79 strength, lie to push maximum 200 kilograms in weight, twice selects the sign that the strength uses up, only has extreme limit to record 495 kilograms 40 degrees. 汪言79点力量,卧推最大重量200公斤,两次就点力竭的迹象,只有极限记录495公斤的40程度。 Looking at the data is not much, is the crosswise contrast, the male student in entire sports college, only then few practices weight lifting shotput can lie to push up 200 KG. 看数据是不怎么样,可是横向对比,全体院的男生,只有寥寥几个练举重铅球的能卧推上200KG。 Naturally, is the physique category bone density and muscle intensity, in also plays the huge role. 当然,属于体质范畴的骨密度、肌肉强度,在其中也起到了巨大的作用。 All -round strength, is never the single item attribute decision. 综合实力,永远都不是单项属性决定的。 79 point entire attribute, are very far from non- human, but lives in present age university, and even in the normal adult, absolutely is 0.1 that rank. 79点全属性,距离非人类很远,可是在当代大学生,乃至正常成年人中,绝对是0.1的那个级别。 What is miserable, any project cannot win the champion. 惨的是,任何项目都拿不到冠军。 However trades angle to think that —— any project can play top, does not have any barrier. 但是换个角度——任何项目都能玩到顶尖,不存在任何障碍。 Suited the Shenhao Wang intention simply, crisp! 简直太合神豪汪的心意了,爽! Attends class happily, then silly guys questioning Flying Gong. 开开心心去上课,然后沙雕们一个劲的追问宫飞羽 „Can Brother Wang, arrive at WeChat?” 汪哥,要到微信没有?” Wang Yan is simply speechless: first time meets, do I want others WeChat to do?” 汪言简直无语:“第一次见面,我要人家微信干嘛?” Chats ah! Happen to we must teach especially, drawing to be a coach is not good?!” “聊聊!正好咱们要特训,拉来当个教练不好么?!” „Don't we have Dai Mo?” “咱们不是有呆陌?” „!” Squirrel first sells brothers, „, if can change into Flying Gong, who special knew that which Dai Mo is?!” “靠!”松鼠第一个卖兄弟,“要是能换成宫飞羽,谁特么认识呆陌是哪只?!” Sends spring man ah, draws cannot hold on...... 发春的男人,拉是拉不住的…… Wang Yan is disinclined to pay attention to them, lowers the head to read the write work. 汪言懒得理会他们,低头读书写作业。 In now what is tall Shuke, the key point of first year uni is the calculus, Wang Yan has studied independently the partial differential equation. 现在上的是高数课,大一的重点是微积分,汪言已经自学到偏微分方程。 On the stage, teacher talked about the derivative: „The differential of function business is equal to this/should function with the differential of independent variable the derivative. Therefore, the derivative is also called the derivative.” 台上,老师才只是讲到导数:“函数的微分与自变量的微分之商等于该函数的导数。因此,导数也叫做微商。” Triggers one to laugh. 引发一阵哄笑。 The derivative is very funny, now develops the time like a raging fire. 微商是挺好笑的,如今正是发展得如火如荼的时候。 But the math is not funny, instead is very prone to crying. 但数学并不好笑,反而很好哭。 One crowd of Study Dregs exhibit the complete giving up condition to the high number, looks that Wang Yan writes down an all various professions neat mathematical formula on the busy book, the scalp tingles with numbness. 一群学渣对高数呈现出完全的放弃状态,看着汪言在作业本上写下一行行工整的算式,头皮直发麻。 Brother Wang, you really must ascend the sky ah...... yeah, male student who Flying Gong likes the do well at school?” 汪哥,你是真的要上天……哎,宫飞羽喜欢学习成绩好的男生么?” „Does fuck, have possibility ah?! Did not say that what more is lacks more likes what?!” 卧槽,有可能?!不都说越是缺啥就越是喜欢啥么?!” To ah! Others do not need to look for a boyfriend who does the sports, the advantage has no way supplementarily!” “对!人家没必要非得找个搞体育的男朋友,优势没法互补!” „Do I start now diligently also with enough time not?” “那我现在开始努力还来得及不?” What do you try hard? Doesn't hang the branch diligently?!” “你努力啥?努力不挂科?!” „! Do not talk nonsense, discusses properly, you said, old boss suffered setbacks in Flying Gong there a moment ago, therefore studies vigorous?” “嘘!别扯淡,唠正经的,你们说,老大是不是刚才在宫飞羽那里受挫了,所以才发奋读书的?” Like Jade, congratulated you to discover the blind spot!” 如玉,恭喜你发现了盲点!” „! Has not run!” “准准的!没跑!” „The woman who wa kā kā, Brother Dog does not handle finally came to vent anger for us, yeah, was I so how happy?!” 哇咔咔,终于有一个狗哥搞不定的女人来替我们出气了,哎,我咋那么开心呢?!” he he he he...... I understand you!” 嘿嘿嘿嘿……我懂你!” Also started! 又开始了又开始了! Wang Yan is very convinced this crowd of silly . 汪言挺服气这群沙雕的,真的。 Whenever a beautiful woman appears in the discussion center, basically, does not have three days of time, the heat degree definitely cannot get down. 每当一个美女出现在讨论中心,基本上,没有三天时间,热度肯定下不去。 Initially He Miaomiao was so, the hot vigor got down, Flying Gong met to be fooled. 当初何苗苗就是如此,热乎劲才下去,宫飞羽又接上档。 In any case, their mouths are definitely not emptying. 反正,他们嘴里肯定不空着。 Man! 呵,男人! eldest young sneers solving the digit fills on the busy book, then writes down several lines of characters conveniently. 大少冷笑着把解出来的数字填到作业本上,然后随手写下几行字。 He Miaomiao, 287. 何苗苗,287。 Flying Gong, 285. 宫飞羽,285。 Yu Qiuli, 277. 于秋丽,277。 Lu Yitian, 270. 卢一天,270。 Liu Li...... 266. 刘璃……266。 Does not compare does not know, a ratio has a scare. 不比不知道,一比吓一跳。 That two abnormal, score really high to fearful. 那俩变态,分数是真的高到可怕。 Wang Yan cannot bear the whisper: I test into Xingshi, should not be destined, comes for them? 汪言自个儿都忍不住嘀咕:我考上星师,该不会就是命中注定,为她俩来的吧? Just complained, cellphone buzz the cry, sprang one WeChat. 刚吐槽完,手机一声嗡鸣,弹出一条微信 Drills looks, He Miaomiao. 打眼儿一看,何苗苗 Faint, what you open is the Cao Cao template?! 晕,你开的是曹操模板?! Speaking of? 说到就到的? Opens cellphone to look at the news, is the one video link, below follows a fork waist to laugh hā hā hā hā expression package. 打开手机看消息,是一条视频链接,下面跟着一个叉腰大笑“哈哈哈哈”的表情包。 Is attending class, without having the earphone, Wang Yan , there would be no to select the video, asked the opposite party: „???” 上着课,没戴耳机,汪言就没点开视频,反问对方:“???” He Miaomiao returns quickly: You open have a look! Is pleasantly surprised? Is accidental?!” 何苗苗很快回:“你打开看看!惊不惊喜?意不意外?!” Such show off? 这么嘚瑟的? Eldest Young Wang raised the curiosity finally, then turned out the earphone from the backpack, inserted, selected the video. 汪大少终于提起好奇心,回头从背包里翻出耳机,插好,点开视频。 The opening has not seen the image, directly was " Victory » prelude just crossed, that first sound that the heavy drum sounded, scary fine hair quickly grasped the meaning of something. 开局都没看到图像呢,直接就是《Victory》前奏刚过,重鼓敲响的那第一声,吓人汗毛一激灵。 BGM crack at the same time, big fatty by numerous pounding on floor, picture weave at the same time, the a piece shake wave effect along with the light shadow that the later period makes, the extreme speed sweeps away and destroys the picture finally. BGM炸响的同时,一个大胖子被重重的砸在地板上,画面晃动的同时,一片震荡波效果伴随着后期做出来的光影,极速横扫并最终摧毁画面。 In more and more spirited music, the video title has the special effect on howl to reappear —— from the darkness 越来越激昂的音乐中,视频标题带着特效从黑暗中呼啸浮现—— High-energy conflagration! The reality pats university to live second to kill one group of robust men! 高能爆燃!实拍大学生秒杀一群壮汉! Understands the UC shock section self media abundant eyeball essence. 深谙UC震惊部自媒体博眼球精髓。 Does not need to look again, Wang Yan knows the video that what's the matter —— previous He Miaomiao captured, the small mother skin embezzles, saved one part secretly! 不用再看下去,汪言就知道怎么回事了——上次何苗苗收缴的视频,小娘皮监守自盗,偷存了一份 Saves you to save, dai Bather's scissors did the one part video come out?! 存你就存呗,嘚了巴瑟的剪出一份视频出来?! day the dog, for fear that didn't I have the given name?! 日了狗了,生怕我不出大名是吧?! The Eldest Young Wang air/Qi results in the tooth itchy, wishes one could to weed out immediately He Miaomiao, hangs upside down the anger to pull out under 111. 汪大少气得牙直痒痒,恨不得立即把何苗苗薅过来,倒吊起来怒抽一百一十一下。 Under part of great bear 36, under evil spirits 72, universe aid dragon tiger two, fierce fire seed golden lotus. 天罡三十六下,地煞七十二下,乾坤济龙虎两下,烈火种金莲一下。 However looks at the video, Wang Yan has to admire. 但是看着视频,汪言又不得不佩服。 He Miaomiao you can! 何苗苗你可以的! Only is a film title, giving your 99 points did not fear that you are proud! 光是一个片头,给你99分不怕你骄傲! Comes up to forestall opponent by a show of strength, cutting one type is extremely maneatingly rampant , hot blooded, tall Ran temperament. 上来就先声夺人,剪出一种极其嚣张、凶悍、热血、高燃的气质 The later front side has not done the special effect of what discard head close to brain again, is completely the original material presents, but the editing ingeniously, unifies with BGM flawlessly. 之后的正片没有再搞什么虚头巴脑的特效,完全是原素材呈现,但是剪辑得非常巧妙,与BGM结合得天衣无缝。 Sees only one of the Wang Yan in the picture step to move, raises the knee and whip leg, to pound the elbow...... 只见汪言在画面中一步一动,提膝、鞭腿、砸肘…… The movement cuts neatly, among the onset and retreat, one type has my invincible grandmaster bearing to head on, that accomplishing a task with ease character, led to want water leakage simply. 动作剪得干脆利落,进退之间,一种有我无敌的宗师气度扑面而来,那种游刃有余的范儿,帅得简直要出水儿了。 Especially the maneuver leg in the air does splits greatly receives that set of movement of stepping on, with several materials, more than 300 degrees scissors in together, the place that the middle burns high also has two seconds of slow motion...... 尤其是回旋腿空中大劈叉接下踩的那套动作,用好几个素材,300多度剪在一块儿,中间最高燃的地方还有两秒慢动作…… Thieves special energetic! 贼特么带劲! When falls to the ground has not come to a stop, knees down the single-handed brace, was actually the movement does. 落地时没站稳,单膝跪地单手一撑,其实是动作做垮了。 However realized in no one at that time, was beautified in what Miaomiao's video again...... 但是在当时就没有人意识到,在何苗苗的视频再被一美化…… fuck! 卧槽 acting cool like the wind, often accompanies about me! 装哔如风,常伴我左右! Under the exaggeration of BGM, supports raised the head that instantaneous Unruly Wang, opens superpower —— to stare someone to be pregnant directly! 在BGM的渲染下,撑地抬头那个瞬间的野性汪,直接开启一项超能力——瞪谁谁怀孕! That small look grasps, Wang Yan look feels scalp tingles. 那小眼神抓的,汪言自己看着都觉得头皮发麻。 brother had at that time that gracefully?! 当时有那么帅的么?! Actually the video clarity is insufficient, has no way to compare with the true movie feature article photography, however in the picture, Wang Yan's overall aura and that instantaneous look, truly transmits a heading on oppression strength. 其实视频清晰度是不够的,跟真正的电影特写拍摄没法比,但是在画面中,汪言的整体气场和那个瞬间的眼神,确实传递出一种扑面而来的压迫力。 Is the entire piece high tide. 紧接着,就是全片的高潮。 extreme limit the bridge top has fallen! 极限过桥背摔! Here feature article was still several materials cut in the same place, the special effect of but not having added something superfluous and ruined the effect. 此处的特写仍旧是好几个素材剪在一块,但是没有画蛇添足的特效。 Seeming like the attack feeling is slightly worse, is the third dimension strong, particularly after background sound Riga the a piece scene calls out in alarm, making one have personal shock. 看上去打击感稍差一些,可是真实感超强,尤其是背景音里加上一片现场惊呼以后,让人有种身临其境的震撼。 Is the audience is completely silent, Unruly Wang grasps the head of that fat buddies, looks at one, shoves open gently...... 紧接着就是全场鸦雀无声,野性汪抓起那胖哥们的脑袋,看一眼,轻轻推开…… Shirt knot collapse open/start, reveals the little chest and collar bone...... 衬衫扣子崩开,露出一点点胸膛和锁骨…… Is lowering the head slightly, pants for breath slightly thickly...... 微微垂着头,喘息略粗…… killing qi steaming look...... 杀气腾腾的眼神…… Video suddenly one black, stops suddenly. 视频突然一黑,戛然而止。 Happen to stops in the music highest tide, last that the chord recited victory, BGM finished. 正好停在音乐的最高潮上,和音吟唱的最后一句“victory”,BGM结束。 Did this end? 这就完了? Wang Yan has not responded, in the quiet behind-the-scenes plotting crack angrily roars suddenly: Special stops!” 汪言尚未反应过来,沉寂黑幕中突然炸响一句怒吼:“都特么住手!” Frightens to quickly grasp the meaning of something. 吓一激灵。 This was an original sound only one by one appearance of Unruly Wang, ended the video truly. 这是野性汪的原声唯一一次出现,视频到此真正结束。 I go! 我去! He Miaomiao your fucking awesome! 何苗苗牛批 Eldest Young Wang has seen many magnificent scenes, looked at a video, unexpectedly saw goosebumps...... 汪大少算是见过不少大场面了,看个视频而已,居然看出一身鸡皮疙瘩…… Moreover is the taking responsibility corner/horn, personally has experienced scene! 而且是自己做主角,亲身经历过的场景! Video that obviously He Miaomiao makes splendid. 可见何苗苗做的视频有多出色。 However, how don't you use toward the place?! 但是,你怎么就不往正地方用呢?! From shocking to sober, Wang Yan gets more mad, the direct threat sends. Washes with a sense of urgency in vain, you are waiting well! ” 从震撼中清醒过来,汪言越想越气,直接一句威胁发过去。抓紧洗白白,你好好等着!” ( Slightly slightly!) (略略略!) He Miaomiao first sends in the expression that sticks out one's tongue to make faces, is one line of characters. 何苗苗先是发来一个吐舌头做鬼脸的表情,然后才是一行字。 Video I have not sent to public platform, now gives you an opportunity, organizes the language!” “视频我还没发到公众平台上,现在给你一个机会,重新组织语言!” Wang Yan is overjoyed. 汪言大喜过望。 The present is own rest gathers the potential period, eldest young does not want to show off, particularly in this manner. 现在是自个儿的蛰伏蓄势期,大少非常不希望太出风头,尤其是以这样的方式。 Without sending, that anything discussed well! 既然没发出去,那就什么都好商量! princess your highness, I am your Guardian Knight · Personal Butler · Driver and Bodyguard · male pet as well as small wolfdog · anything am in brief good. What has to tell?” 公主殿下,我是您的守护骑士·私人管家·司机兼保镖·男宠以及小狼狗·总而言之什么都行。请问有什么吩咐?” hā hā hā hā!” 哈哈哈哈!” He Miaomiao lies on the bedroom bed, pats the pillow, calf pī li pā lā is kicking randomly, probably was happy gripped the entire world. 何苗苗趴在寝室床上,拍着枕头,小腿噼里啪啦一阵乱扑腾,开心得像是握住了全世界。 Laughs wildly the long time, she starts to type. 狂笑半晌,她开始打字。 Hits one line, erases, hits one line again, erases. 打一行,删掉,再打一行,又删掉。 Some little time, considers the response that one line noble and acts with constraint. 好一会儿,才斟酌出一行高贵而又矜持的回应。 At noon takes me to go out to dine, I am not that get an inch, want a foot person, friend, what discussed that well, right?” “中午来接我出去吃饭吧,我又不是那种得寸进尺的人,朋友一场,什么都好商量的,对吧?” Naturally, such as you hope ~ “当然,如您所愿~” The Eldest Young Wang brief and to the point reply six characters, take in wave specially Tilde of wave air/Qi, throws cellphone, clenches teeth to sneer. 汪大少言简意赅的回复六个字,特意带上一个浪里浪气的波浪号,把手机一扔,咬牙冷笑。 get an inch, want a foot? 得寸进尺 Waiting!! 等着!! Immediately gives you half foot! 马上就给你半尺! brother is the good person who shows tender affection softheartedly, however will not do not dead, since you will not understand, brother has to teach you personally...... 本来是个心慈手软怜香惜玉的好人,然而不作死就不会死,既然你不懂,只好亲自教你喽……
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