The list in the hand, Wang Yan does not have anxiously the reorganization. 名单就在手里,汪言却没急着整理。 Has a look at time near 1 : 00 am, washes the face simply sleeps. 看看时间将近凌晨1点,简单洗把脸就睡觉。 In the morning wakes up, silly guys is quick to knock at the door: „old boss, walks ah, the punch-in photographs!” 早上醒来,沙雕们很快过来叫门:“老大,走啊,打卡拍照去！” „Female student photograph, what did you attempt even?” “女生拍照就算了,你们图什么？” The silly guys enthusiasm was too rather high, Wang Yan a little wonders. 沙雕们的积极性未免太高了,汪言有点纳闷。 Like Jade he he smiles badly: „aiya, illuminates commander chose/point, on big, then encircles and on Weibo toward the friend a round, on own initiative will have girl to say something to smooth things over......” 如玉嘿嘿坏笑:“哎呀,照帅点,高大上点,回头往朋友圈和微博上面一发,会有妹子主动搭讪的……” „Really!” “真的！” The Sichuan Brat doom nods: „Since I uses your Panamera selfie to comply with the head picture, plays what public relations software to be able with girl to chat, the thief is popular!” 川娃死命点头:“自打我用你那辆帕拉梅的自拍照做头像以后,玩什么社交软件都能跟妹子聊上,贼受欢迎！” Dutch Bean sees through an affair immediately: „Then heard that car(riage) is not your, immediately bye bye.” 荷兰豆马上拆穿:“然后一听说那车不是你的,立即拜拜。” „That is the brother too sincere, next time who will ask again, my hē hē smiles, making her own guess!” “那是哥太实诚,下次谁再问,我就呵呵一笑,让她自己猜去！” Sichuan Brat worries to distinguish, exposed kuudere routine in innermost feelings incautiously. 川娃着急分辨,一不小心就把内心里的闷骚套路暴露了出来。 „Your ah......” “你们啊……” Wang Yan shakes the head, sighs, took this group of show male. 汪言摇摇头,叹口气,服了这群骚男。 However age puts here, the hunger and thirst are the normal phenomenon. 不过年龄搁在这里,饥渴是正常现象。 Thinks, Eldest Young Wang decided passes on an experience to them. 想了想,汪大少决定给他们传授一点经验。 „ Photograph, do not gesticulate scissors, now, the man makes that clever earth ; “拍照呢,千万别比划剪刀手,现在,男人做那个贼土; Composition anything many consults with the female student, leg long pats the leg, muscular reveals the meat as far as possible, Like Jade...... Like Jade you only pats the back. 构图什么的多跟女生请教,腿长的多拍腿,肌肉发达的尽量露肉,如玉……如玉你只拍背影吧。 Then the style that the friend encircles is as far as possible unified, little exposes the information, must have the altitude with the writing. 然后朋友圈的风格尽量统一,少暴露自身信息,配文字要有高度。 The goal is to attract the girl curiosity as far as possible, must therefore study keeps hook...... ” 目的是尽可能吸引到妹子的好奇心,所以要学着留钩子……” silly guys with total concentration is listening, small look desires strongly. 沙雕们聚精会神的听着,小眼神儿如饥似渴。 Like Jade impatient asking: „brother, does blood brother, how keep hook ah? Sought a demonstration!” 如玉迫不及待的问:“哥,亲哥,咋留钩子啊？求个示范！” „Ok, I demonstrate to you. Like Jade, you come.” “行,我给你们示范一下。如玉,你过来。” Wang Master gets online, grasps is teaching the person to teach objective, directly according to arriving in window sits down sofa of before Like Jade. 汪大师上线,秉持着教人教到底的宗旨,直接把如玉按到落地窗前的沙发里坐下。 „Right hand is carrying this glass of red wines, naturally, the left hand rests one's chin in one's hands, looks out out of the window.” “右手端着这杯红酒,自然点,左手托腮,遥望窗外。” Like Jade complies. 如玉照做。 Wang Yan looks for angle from the rear surface, a kā chā racket, includes the forest, hot spring and the Like Jade's less than half profile out of the window, the right hand is carrying the red wine instead only reveals the small corner/horn. 汪言从侧后面找个角度,咔嚓一拍,将窗外的森林、温泉、如玉的小半张侧脸都囊括进去,右手端着的红酒反而只露出小小一角。 With character: The clear sky such as washes, the lake light is billowing, my actually so country bumpkin, miserable!( Smiles to cry) 配字:晴空如洗,湖光潋滟,我却如此土鳖,惨！(笑哭) The picture basically has no beautification, sent directly. 照片基本没有任何修饰,直接就这么发了出去。 Several silly are too busy to pull out cellphone to look at the Like Jade's friend circle, immediately expresses the intermittent exclamation. 几个沙雕忙不迭掏出手机看如玉的朋友圈,顿时发出阵阵惊叹。 „fuck! I have not really thought that Like Jade one day can stain the relations with the style unexpectedly......” “卧槽！我真没想到如玉居然有一天可以和格调沾上关系……” „A little graceful ah!” “有点帅啊！” „big brother fucking awesome!!! The unclear sleep/felt is severe!!!” “大哥牛批！！！不明觉厉！！！” silly guys cannot ponder over, but is not blind, compares the Like Jade beforehand friend to encircle the style, obviously can decide scale which one is better. 沙雕们自己琢磨不出来,但是不瞎,对照着如玉以前的朋友圈风格,很明显就能分出档次高低。 Like Jade was about to kneel, is sticking out one's tongue to swing the tail, closely examined: „big brother, where is hook at? Then how do I make ah?” 如玉更是快跪了,吐着舌头摇着尾巴,一个劲追问:“大哥,钩子在哪？接下来我咋弄啊？” Wang Master caresses must smile, show routine has words at fingertips and writes with facility. 汪大师抚须一笑,骚套路信手拈来。 „ Grade low female student will ask you basically: Why said own country bumpkin ah? Good! “段位低的女生基本会问你:为什么说自己土鳖啊？挺好的嘛！ Then you can return: Sees that glass of red wines? You felt, it with doesn't match the present scenery? 然后你就可以回:看到那杯红酒没？你觉得,它配不配眼前的景色？ If girl replied: With ah. 如果妹子回答:配啊。 You told her: However that is one cup of 82 years extravagant happy. 你就告诉她:然而那是一杯82年的阔乐。 If girl replied: Is a little strange. 如果妹子回答:是有点奇怪诶。 You told her: Carries me to feel right, if we had known does not might as well change into 82 years of cola! 你就告诉她:端起来我就觉得不对,早知道都不如换成82年的可乐！ ( Smiles cries) the expression with again, OK, can formally start to chat. ” 再配个(笑哭)的表情,OK,可以正式开始聊天了。” „fuck!” “卧槽！” silly guys is dumbfounded, praised to the heavens simply. 沙雕们目瞪口呆,简直叹为观止。 „High, is really high!” “高,实在是高！” „big brother, no wonder your so many girl, you special pull up god ah!” “大哥,怪不得你身边那么多妹子,你特么是撩神啊！” Eldest Young Wang beckons with the hand modestly: „ Where where, this is only a psychology application of foundation, makes the simple reverse test using the girl inquisition psychology. 汪大少谦虚摆手:“哪里哪里,这只是一点基础的心理学应用,利用妹子的探究心理做简单的反转测试。 What real trouble is how then the analysis test result, as well as how pointed acting appropriately to the situation. 真正麻烦的是接下来如何分析测试结果,以及如何针对性的对症下药。 That needs to experience...... 那就需要经验了…… Naturally, so long as you practice attentively, did not worry unable to find the girlfriend absolutely. ” 当然,你们只要多用心多练习,绝对不愁找不到女朋友。” Wang, Master of Theory, fools one after another dumbfounded Schoolmate silly. 理论大师汪一套一套的,把沙雕同学们唬得一愣一愣的。 Everyone anxiously the internet celebrity pond punch-, now is not anxious, gathers round master, the adjuration instruction Daoist scripture. 大家原本急着去网红池打卡,现在也不急了,围着大师,恳请传授真经。 A Wang Yan big outdoor shop matter must do, where has the leisurely mood and silly guys boasts to hit the fart, waves to expel the person. 汪言一大摊子事要做,哪有闲心和沙雕们吹牛打屁,挥手撵人。 „Gets the hell out, why should why go! The brother Daoist scripture, how appearance/allow did thou and others covet?” “都滚蛋,该干嘛干嘛去！哥的真经,岂容尔等觊觎？” Like Jade holds the Wang Yan's thigh not to let go: „big brother, you supported quickly, pitiful little bro dry the root wanted dry, asked you, drew brothers ah!” 如玉抱着汪言的大腿就不松手:“大哥,你都快撑死了,可怜小弟们旱得根都要枯了,求求你了,拉兄弟们一把啊！” „Makes him, punches again.” “把丫弄走,再揍一顿。” Eldest Young Wang greeted everyone: „Then brother opens a Teacher Wang small classroom to you!” 汪大少招呼大家:“回头哥给你们开一个汪老师小课堂！” „Good!” “好嘞！” brothers are overjoyed, comes up to put up Like Jade, shoulders the Wang Yan's suite. 兄弟们大喜过望,上去就把如玉架起来,扛出汪言的套房。 Little Brother-In-Law Song Chen falls on the rear, asked Wang Yan: „Above brother, don't you have a look?” 小舅子宋辰落在最后面,问汪言:“哥,你不去上面看看？” Eldest Young Wang beckons with the hand: „I have no interest in the photograph, you go, just my a little proper business must process.” 汪大少摆手:“我对拍照没兴趣,你们去吧,刚好我有点正事要处理。” „Comes...... Dutch Bean to follow to urge with great difficulty one time”. “好不容易来一次……”荷兰豆跟着劝。 „If later has the time, I come up.” “待会儿如果有时间,我自己上去。” Wang Yan continues to reject. 汪言继续拒绝。 Two people did not have to say anything again, turned around to go out. 两人没再说什么,转身出门。 The door closes, Wang Yan has not appeared, the silly male students a little are ignorant. 房门关上,汪言却没出现,沙雕男生们都有点懵。 „What's wrong? Doesn't Brother Wang come ah?!” “咋？汪哥不来啊？！” „To ah, everyone goes, what meaning ah Brother Wang do treat has?” “对啊,所有人都去,汪哥自己待着有啥意思啊？” „Who called again? big brother is not, plays is not getting a grip!” “谁再去叫一下？大哥不在,玩着不得劲！” Is kicking up a racket chaotically, Lin Weiwei goes upstairs to call Wang Yan to eat meal. 正七嘴八舌的吵吵着,林薇薇上楼来叫汪言吃饭。 Saw that in the corridor is gathering so many people, spoke thoughtlessly to ask Song Chen: „Small handsome guy, Wang Yan? Hasn't come out with you together?” 看到走廊里聚着这么多人,随口问宋辰:“小帅哥,汪言呢？没跟你们一块儿出来？” Is awed by the Lin Weiwei bright-colored atmosphere the beauty, silly guys is quiet instantaneously completely, quietly mew mew sizing up. 慑于林薇薇明艳大气的美,沙雕们瞬间全部住嘴,悄咪咪的打量。 Song Chen returns said: „Brother Wang said that has the matter to process, does not move with us together.” 宋辰回道:“汪哥说有事要处理,不跟我们一块儿活动。” Lin Weiwei nods: „ thank you, I knew. Turns around to retreat directly, has not gone to knock on a door to disturb Wang Yan. 林薇薇点点头:“谢谢,我知道了。直接转身撤退,没去敲门打扰汪言。 The silly male students look at Lin Weiwei round trip in a hurry, are suddenly enlighted finally. 沙雕男生们看着林薇薇来去匆匆,终于恍然大悟。 „! We stop up in the entrance, went bad the old boss good matter?!” “靠！咱们堵在门口,是不是坏了老大的好事儿？！” „Can MMP, take a beating?!” “MMP,会不会挨揍？！” Everyone look at each other in blank dismay, suddenly disperses instantly, charges into downstairs crazily. 大家面面相觑一阵,突然一哄而散,狂冲向楼下。 Squirrel has a lingering fear warns everyone: „Does not want dead, before noon, don't come back, hears?” 松鼠心有余悸的警告大家:“不想死的,中午之前都别回来,听见没？” „Relax, we are not silly!” “放心,俺们又不傻！” Everyone took an oath, the small look is actually burning the fire of flaming gossip, mutually winking. 大家纷纷赌咒发誓,小眼神却燃烧着熊熊的八卦之火,互相挤眉弄眼着。 At heart thinks obviously is the similar issues, actually no one may I ask the exit|to speak. 心里想的明明都是同样的问题,却谁都不敢问出口。 Brother Wang, comes, or is...... tidies up together?! 汪哥,到底是一个一个的来呢,或者是……一起收拾？！ Pitiful Eldest Young Wang, peaceful ponders the work in the room, actually the day falls a cauldron, on solid buckle forehead. 可怜汪大少,安安静静的在房间里思考工作,却天降一口大锅,结结实实的扣脑门上。 Matter that silly guys guessed, near a point did not moisten. 沙雕们猜测的事情,一点边儿都不沾。 Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei finish breakfast, returned a house directly Xingcheng, they must catch the airplane, tossed about very much. 傅雨诗和林薇薇吃完早饭,就直接退房回星城了,她俩要赶飞机,一路折腾得很。 Knows that Wang Yan has the matter to be busy, saves the smalltalk simply, leaves without saying good-bye. 知道汪言有事要忙,干脆省下客套,不告而别。 But Eldest Young Wang, to several hundred beautiful woman materials, is at a loss for words. 而汪大少,正在对着几百份美女资料,张口结舌。 face value 95, stature 83, special 62...... 颜值95,身材83,特殊62…… face value 92, stature 88, special 43...... 颜值92,身材88,特殊43……。 face value 90, stature 93, special 27...... 颜值90,身材93,特殊27…… My God, what demons and monsters is?! 我的天呐,都是些什么妖魔鬼怪？！