LSD :: Volume #3

#270: How to do?


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The next airplane comes out, silly Squirrel meets outside. 下飞机出来的时候,沙雕松鼠在外面接。 This goods are opening his father's BMW 740, wears the big sunglasses, the show package, Flushed with Success of whole face. 这货开着他爹的宝马740,戴着大墨镜,骚包得不行,满脸的春风得意 big brother, how does the vacation pass?!” 大哥,假期过得怎么样?!” Wang Yan looks cocky that his face cannot bear, thinks, shakes the head: Not much, specially arid tasteless.” 汪言看着他一脸忍不住的得瑟,想了想,摇头:“不怎么样,特别枯燥乏味。” Squirrel shook immediately. 松鼠立即就抖了起来。 hā hā hā! Brother Dog you had to be inferior finally my a day! I told you, the previous nightclub knew that woman, recently one week was really...... aiya! My vacation is really......!” 哈哈哈狗哥你终于有不如我的一天了!我跟你讲,上次夜店认识那姑娘,最近一星期真的是……哎呀!我假期真的是……嗨呀!” Wang Yan recalls carefully, is woman that other day Squirrel knew what long to come? 汪言仔细回忆一番,上回松鼠认识的姑娘长什么样来着? Wooden impression. 木得印象。 In any case most 80 points. 反正最多80分。 woof big good man is not really cruel enough to attack the pitiful child, the following nod of being contrary to convictions: Good, good, you are fierce.” 汪大善人是真不忍心打击可怜孩子,违心的跟着点头:“好,好,你厉害的。” wa hā hā hā hā hā belch......” 哇哈哈哈哈哈嗝……” Does not smile to make a belch, but is exasperated Brother Wang illuminates his back of the head palm of the hand, finally hits soberly silly. 并不是笑到打嗝,而是忍无可忍的汪哥照丫后脑勺一巴掌,终于把沙雕打清醒。 „, Drives you to jump well later again, tonight the bedroom group constructs to live the moving program!” “好好的,待会开车你再这么跳,今天晚上寝室团建活动换节目!” Under the Great Demon King despotic power, Squirrel shuts up immediately obediently. 大魔王的淫威之下,松鼠马上乖乖闭嘴。 The birthland is located in the passenger depot directly, saves the schoolmates to toss about. 出发地直接设在客运站,省着同学们折腾。 Finally some probably 25 schoolmates travel together with the car(riage) . Moreover, High Speed Rail or the favorable turn, go. 最终有大概25位同学跟车同行,另外的,高铁或者转机,自行前往。 Xingcheng to the Mangshan probably 440 kilometers, the advantage of seating guests car(riage) goes to the place directly, the fault is slow. 星城莽山大概有440公里,坐客车的好处是直接到地方,坏处就是慢。 One rent a car, must more than 4 hours some be able to arrive. 自家租车,都得四个小时多些才能开到。 High Speed Rail anything needs to transfer to another vehicle, is quickly quick, tosses about fiercely. 高铁什么的需要转车,快是快,折腾得厉害。 Must go to remote mountains and ancient forests to play in any case, not easy. 反正要去深山老林玩,就没有容易的。 Suddenly, Wang Yan wants to have a private plane, without the place of route, buys a helicopter again. 突然之间,汪言就很想拥有一架私人飞机,没航线的地方,就再买架直升飞机。 Otherwise goes on a journey really tosses about. 要不然出行是真折腾。 Is idling being all right, accesses the net, will immediately list as will treat in the future manages the item. 闲着没事儿,上网一查,顿时列为未来待办事项。 Must say expensively, actually many small airplanes are not very really expensive, Feng cannon that airplane ten million/countless Renminbi. 要说贵,其实很多小型飞机真不算很贵,冯大炮那架飞机才千万人民币。 So long as does not buy the gulf stream, Airbus and Boeing and so on large corporate aircraft, in 50,000,000 has many choices. 只要不买湾流、空客、波音之类的大型公务机,5000万以内有很多选择。 Then is but troublesome. 可是接下来才麻烦。 The engine off, maintains, overhauls and operates, various expenses must every year at least the million rank, to 20,000,000 above. 停机、维护、检修、运行,各种费用每年都要至少百万级别,一直到2000万以上。 Journey time, still troubled well, must apply ahead of time. 出行的时候,仍旧好麻烦,得提前申请。 It can be said that no credible team, individual cannot play that thing. 可以说,没有一个靠谱的团队,个人根本玩不来那东西。 The Wang Siming's airplane is Dassault 7 X, brings to use, anything does not need to manage, is happy one batch. 王思明的飞机是达索7X,拿来就用,什么都不用管,幸福得一批。 Wang Yan as rich first generation, can only wait for the enterprise to expand, can raise Dave that day, does the complete set team again. 汪言作为富一代,只能等着事业扩大,养得起Dave的那天,再搞全套团队。 ...... …… 4 hours of distance, does not conduct a activity simply unendurablily, therefore under the organization of Loulou and Dumpling, everyone starts to sing the competition. 四个小时的路程,不搞点活动简直难熬得要死,于是在楼楼饺子的组织下,大家开始唱歌比赛。 Beginning Eldest Young Wang when compares aloof, when sang by the platoon, when will soon be one's turn itself, came mental all of a sudden. 汪大少初时比较高冷,等到挨排唱下来,即将轮到自己时,一下子来了精神 cough cough, since has a good time together with the people, I......” 咳咳,既然与民同乐,那我就……” Great King!” 大王!” Interruption that Dumpling a throat, the peony weeps blood to resemble. 饺子嗷一嗓子,牡丹泣血似的打断。 Great King your body reveres the body to be expensive, the unretractable statement, keeps aloof, such as Monarch to resemble the father, how could to participate in the play of such under people?” 大王您身尊体贵、金口玉言、高高在上、如君似父,岂能参与此等下民之戏?” āi āi, your what meaning? 哎哎,你什么意思? Without Wang Yan responded, everyone persuaded on the collective letter written in blood. 没等汪言反应过来呢,大家就集体血书相劝。 brother, the person on one's own side, do not open in a big way!” ,自己人,别开大!” Great King, you sit the high spot, on the stage look on the line!” 大王,你坐高点,台上看着就行!” Asked you to be individual, shut up?!” “求求你做个人,闭嘴好么?!” Yeah I go! 哎我去! Do you want dead? 你们想死是吧? Wang Yan is just about to explode, Loulou presses toward Wang Yan vacancy in Bai Zijiao. 汪言正要炸,楼楼白子姣汪言身旁的空位上一按。 Great King you rest earlier, Dumpling, goes, rubs the shoulder to pound the legs to Great King, serving Great King to sleep!” 大王您早点歇息,饺子,去,给大王揉肩捶腿,侍奉大王就寝!” Un?! 嗯?! Did not sing is not good...... 不唱歌也不是不行…… You go opposite to sit!” “你去对面坐着去!” Eldest Young Wang opens the mouth to expel Dumpling opposite, then comfortable lies down, leg to corridor opposite chair arm rest on. 汪大少开口把饺子撵到对面,然后舒舒服服的一躺,把腿架到过道对面的椅子扶手上。 Knocks! We satisfied, exempted your capital crime!” “敲吧!朕满意了,就免了你们的死罪!” Bai Zijiao starts is compels ignorant, afterward was indignant, finally funny fork waist. 白子姣开始是懵逼,后来是气愤,最终好笑的叉起腰。 Just about to revolts, immediately receives the vision of a big threat and plea. 刚要起义,立即收到一大片威胁和恳求的目光。 The threat is as follows: If you dare to make Wang Yan have a fit of bad temper sing, tonight...... ahem! 威胁如下:你要是敢让汪言炸毛唱歌,今天晚上……哼哼哼! The plea is as follows: sister, you sacrificed, we are reading your good! 恳求如下:,你就牺牲一下,我们念着你的好! Actually everyone, including Wang Yan, is noisy. 其实所有人,连着汪言在内,都是在闹。 However a Bai Zijiao big eye revolution, really pinches the leg for Wang Yan unexpectedly. 但是白子姣大眼睛一转,居然真的替汪言捏起腿来。 Startled falls a place eyeball. 惊掉一地眼珠子。 Pinches, while asked: Great King, effort how ah?” 一边捏,一边问:“大王,力度如何?” Cracks a joke, Wang Yan has not taken seriously, is directing arrogantly: Side uses a strength......, the attention nail...... the effort selects ah evenly......” 开玩笑嘛,汪言没当真,趾高气扬的指挥着:“侧面用点力……嗯,注意指甲……力度均匀点……” Un, eldest uncle fucking awesome! 嗯,大爷牛批 Dumpling actually throughout is the appearance of smiling, does not take offense, un un responding of ahhh, results in gently does not make sense. 饺子却始终都是笑眯眯的模样,一点不动气,嗯嗯啊啊的应着,温柔得不像话。 Good, Great King......” “好的呢,大王……” Then suddenly asked: Yeah, Great King, my technology, that noble concubine who got from the bar compares with that night, was good, big being inferior ah?” 然后突然问:“哎,大王,我的技术,和那天晚上从酒吧里领出去的那位贵妃比,是好一点呢,还是大大的不如?” ( ;) (;) The Wang Yan delay two seconds, rise with a spring suddenly. 汪言呆滞两秒,突然一跃而起。 brothers, does my dog head slot?! Gives Us to slot the 18 section Wang Shouzhong!” 兄弟们,我的狗头铡呢?!给朕把王守中铡成十八段!” The only 5 male students responded immediately, looked at has shrunk in most corner, unusual peaceful Like Jade. 仅有的五个男生顿时反应过来,把目光投向一直缩在最角落里,反常安静的如玉 Like Jade your does turtle grandson, sell us?!” 如玉你个鳖孙,卖我们?!” Squirrel first rushes. 松鼠第一个冲了上去。 Today volume , if not hit your excrement, the volume did not call Guo Ziyi!” “今儿额要是不把你的屎打出来,额就不叫郭子仪!” The Dutch Bean violent anger, the volume followed big brother to mix an ocean with great difficulty meat, can you certainly the volume escape route? 荷兰豆暴怒了,额好不容易跟着大哥混个洋荤,你要绝额后路? Comes out to come out tenderly tenderly, executes face to face!” “嫩出来嫩出来,当面行刑!” Male students closing in helter-skelter, Like Jade shrinks stubbornly in the corner, was being protected by the seat, suddenly unexpectedly does not handle that goods. 男生们七手八脚的一拥而上,如玉死死缩在角落里,被座椅保护着,一时间居然搞不定那货。 Everyone pushes one group of times, Loulou is criticizing Bai Zijiao. 大家挤成一团的功夫,楼楼正在批评白子姣 Dumpling what's the matter? Did not reach an agreement, after waiting for the person to be uneven in the evening, gives Doggy one ruthlessly? Then how can't calm down?” 饺子你怎么回事?不是说好了,等晚上人齐以后再给狗子一下狠的吗?怎么那么沉不住气?” The Dumpling shrivelled mouth whispered: Sentiment is not your you who he does bully rubs leg ah?” 饺子瘪嘴嘀咕:“感情被他欺负的不是你你来揉腿?” Wang Yan startled. 汪言惊了。 When begins school one crowd of Little White flowers well, is pure, then, then immature...... 开学时好好的一群小白花,那么纯,那么真,那么稚嫩…… Now learns from whom? 现在都跟谁学的? Yin and poisonous! 又阴又毒! The girls see with own eyes to plan to expose, no longer conceals simply, encircles Wang Yan in location by the window. 女孩们眼见计划败露,索性不再掩饰,把汪言围在靠窗的位置中。 The front 3~4 head, side sits one, behind is a 3~4 head, the surrounding is one chirp. 前面三四个脑袋,旁边坐着一个,后面又是三四个脑袋,外围更是一圈的叽叽喳喳。 class monitor, your okay?” 班长,你行啊?” Took the lead in fighting did not say that calculated you for the schoolmate over.” “带头打架就不说了,算你是为同学出头。” Later is that does do?” “之后那是干嘛?” Hi skin?” “嗨皮么?” „Do you do right by like this your girlfriend? Does right by we? Does right by Dumpling and Tiantian?” “你这样对得起你女朋友吗?对得起我们吗?对得起饺子甜甜吗?” „Does āi āi āi, what relations have with me?” 哎哎哎,跟我有什么关系?” „Aren't you Consort white are coming?” “你不是白贵妃来着?” Do not kick up a racket, now first discusses the class monitor mistake!” “别吵吵,现在先讨论班长的错误!” What mistake do I have? 我有啥错误? Wang Yan is at heart injust, but does not dare to refute. 汪言心里冤,但是并不敢反驳。 Now is not during that the trachea of Overlord uses. 现在可不是王霸之气管用的当口。 Feigns death to put simply. 索性装死放赖。 Tonight, my room does not lock a door, if who has the opinion specially, welcome asks me private to chat!” “今天晚上,我房间不锁门,谁要是特别有意见,欢迎来找我私聊!” Eye for an eye, cannot take back...... ah pēi pēi! 一言既出,驷马难追……呸呸 Eye for an eye, four wild entirely static.. 一言既出,四野俱静。。 The female students look at each other in blank dismay, worries at heart. 女生们面面相觑,心里直犯愁。 Bumps into such a not only lovable should the person who is not concerned about face, how do? 碰到这么一个既可爱又不要脸的主儿,到底该怎么搞?
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