Actually the Liu Li'sfacial skinnotthinto the degree that does not dareto introduce.
其实刘璃的脸皮没有薄到不敢介绍的程度。But the issueis......
但问题是……Is too shortwith the time of Wang Yanunderstanding!
和汪言认识的时间太短!Fromboardingtrainto the presentquite a whiletime, relationala littlevague, howwantsnot to sayof pleasant to hear.
从上火车到现在不过半天时间,关系又有点模糊,怎么想都是好说不好听。Clenching teeth, supporting by hard and stubborn effort a faceis natural, suppressesa few words.
咬咬牙,硬撑出一脸大方,憋出来一句话。„HecalledWang Yan, myfellow villagermale junior, goes by cartoday the understanding, took care ofmevery much. Happen tohedoes not have the place, Ibringwithjoin in the funslightly.”
“他叫汪言,我同乡学弟,今天坐车认识的,一路都很照顾我。正好他没地方去,我就带来跟微微凑个热闹。”Deceive!
糊弄!Is dishonest!
不坦诚!Everyoneis unsatisfied, immediatelyhas the girlresentmentto come: „Takes action first and explains laterahyou? Withappliedslightly? Reportedwithus? Withoutverification......”
大家都不满意,马上有个妹子怼过来:“先斩后奏啊你?跟微微申请了么?跟我们报备了么?未经审核……”„Ismale junior, whatnuclearexamines?”Liu Liwas anxious, immediatelypillages.
“就是学弟,审什么核?”刘璃急了,马上抢白。„Wearswithmale juniorwithloversunglasses?!”
“跟学弟戴同款情侣太阳镜?!”girlis sharp-eyed, carriesWang Yanin the handandLiu Liwithstand/topsunglassesonforeheadto relate, a few wordspuncture the Liu Li'semptypotential.
一个妹子眼尖,把汪言拎在手里和刘璃顶在脑门上的太阳镜联系起来,一句话就戳破刘璃的虚势。Anothergirlimmediatelyconnection: „Not only, forwithmale juniorpair of night/lodgeamphibious, hurries back to the bedroomto livemeforcefully......”
另一个妹子立即接口:“岂止,为了跟学弟双宿双栖,硬生生把我赶回寝室住……”Liu Liwas anxious the root of the earto be red, hasto offer a sacrifice to the bigmove.刘璃急得耳根都红了,只好祭出大招。„Before Wang Yancomes, has not reserved, sillymustlive in6500administrativewraps, Isaid that Ifind a placeto cope with an eveningtoyou, remainingmoneyaskedusto have the feast......”
“汪言来之前没订房,傻乎乎的要住6500的行政套,我说我给你找个地方对付一晚上吧,省下的钱请我们吃大餐……”„The present that 6500feasts, wantto eatshuts uptome!”
“6500的大餐哦,想吃的现在就给我闭嘴!”Withoutlast„shutting up”, girlsguaranteedhas submitted, but in addition that the public sentimentwas roused to actionsimply.
要是没有最后一句“闭嘴”,妹子们保准已经屈服了,但是加上那一句以后,简直群情激奋。„How does the Diwu'sstudentlack ambition?”
“帝舞的学生怎么就那么没志气?”„Yes, feast! Howdoesn't eatto be able?!”
“就是,一顿大餐而已!不吃能怎么着?!”„Little Colored Glaze, were you skinitchyah?”
“小琉璃,你是皮痒了啊?”Wang Yansaw with own eyeswonderfully, does not toss about to have the dinneragain, immediatelybravely stepped forward.汪言眼见不妙,再折腾下去就该吃晚饭了,马上挺身而出。„Beautiful womenare good, IamWang Yan.”
“美女们好,我是汪言。”
The standonestep, fires offgreeting, immediatelyinothera seatgentlemanto the roomputs out a hand: „Did big brotherhello/you good, howcall?”
站出一步,打完招呼,马上冲着房间里另外一位男士伸出手:“大哥你好,怎么称呼?”„Hello, IcalledHan Luzhou, the Little Xueboyfriend.”
“你好你好,我叫韩陆洲,小雪的男朋友。”
The twomansuccessfullyjoins forcesfinally, in the roomis quieterimmediately, Wang Yanturns toHan Luzhougirlimmediately, is smiling the nod.两个男人终于胜利会师,房间里顿时消停一些,汪言立即转向韩陆洲身旁的女孩,笑着点头。„Sister Xue? First meeting, pleaselook.”
“雪姐是吧?初次见面,请多关照。”„Wang Xue.”
“王雪。”girlxī xīis smiling, is climbing the shoulder of boyfriend, high and lowsizes upWang Yan.妹子嘻嘻笑着,攀着男朋友的肩膀,上下打量汪言。In the roomsometwogirlhad not known, high nose and deep eyes, typicalWest Asianational minorityappearances.
房间里还有两个妹子不认识,其中一个高鼻深目,典型的西亚少数民族长相。Another, thentoldwas expelled of bedroom, Wang Yanremembers, Liu Litelephoneshad calledhername.
另一个,则是自述被赶出寝室的那个,汪言记得,刘璃打电话的时候曾经叫过她的名字。ThereforeWang Yanturns aroundto faceherimmediately, asked: „Sister Yuanyuan? Housethatmatterisboth of uscracks a joke, todayhas not little troubledSister WeiweiandSister Yuanyuan, in the eveningin any eventshouldbeItreats.”
于是汪言立即转身面向她,笑问:“媛媛姐是吧?房子那事儿是我俩开玩笑的,今天没少麻烦薇薇姐和媛媛姐,晚上无论如何都该是我请客。”
The words saying appropriately, Lu Yuanyuanis very satisfied, straightforwardsay/way: „Said that borrowsyoutaking advantage ofyou, notwith the politeness of mydiscard headclose tobrain! Naturally, ifyouthought that the houseslightlycannot display, thatgoes out the hotelbedroom!”
话说得妥帖,卢媛媛很满意,豪爽道:“说借你就借你,甭跟我虚头巴脑的客气!当然,你们要是觉得房子小施展不开,那就出去住酒店大床房喽!”Wang Yansmilesshyly, has not done right after something else.汪言腼腆笑笑,没接茬。Hence, fourfemale studentshave split upto win overcompletely, is only left overweakhybridgirl.
至此,四个女生已经全部分化拉拢完毕,只剩下一个势单力孤的混血妹子。ThatgirlsmilestoWang Yan, gives the thumbs-up: „, Youare fierce! IcalledReyi Nawu, calledmeRereorNawuis good.”
那妹子冲汪言抿嘴一笑,竖起大拇指:“得,你厉害!我叫热依娜吾,叫我热热或者娜吾都行。”Uses energyBarye'slevelling, Wang Yanrelaxessecretly, realyour motheris not easy!
费劲巴力的摆平,汪言暗暗松口气,真尼玛不容易!girlsno longercreates a disturbance, finallycantake a seat.妹子们不再起哄,终于可以落座了。Everyoneis a schoolmate, noart, isLin Weiweisitsin the middlefinally, toward right, in descending order , areLiu Li, Wang Yan, Reyi Nawu, Lu Yuanyuan, Han LuzhouandWang Xue.
大家都是同学,没什么讲究,最后是林薇薇坐在中间,向右依次是刘璃、汪言、热依娜吾、卢媛媛、韩陆洲、王雪。Today'scuisineis the steamsmallseafood, orders the seafood, putsin the tablemiddlesauce pan, anythingdoes not put, directsteamsbrightly, eatsfreshfoodprimary taste.
今天的菜式是蒸汽小海鲜,点完海鲜,搁桌子中间的蒸锅中,什么都不放,直接鲜活蒸熟,吃一个鲜灵的食材原味。Thereforeneedseach oneto adjust the juice, according to the tastedoesto dip the material.
所以就需要各自去调汁,根据口味做蘸料。Wang Yanmustset out, actuallyheld downbyLiu Lihardly: „Yousit, givesister!”汪言要起身,却被刘璃硬按住:“你坐着,交给姐!”Yo, thisdomineering, did youdoa moment ago?
哟,这霸气的,刚才您干嘛去了?Wang Yana littlewantsto smile, naturally, smilesherlovable.汪言有点想笑,当然,是笑她的可爱。Anothermale studentHan Luzhoudoes not havethistreatment, is busy preparing, not only need help the girlfriendadjust the juice, but must servebirthday personLin Weiwei.
另外一个男生韩陆洲就没这待遇,忙前忙后,不但要帮女朋友调汁,还要伺候寿星林薇薇。Sitsis all right, Wang Yandid not interpose, sized upLiu Li'sthesebosom friendsilently.
坐着没事,汪言不怎么插话,默默打量刘璃的这几个闺蜜。Firstmustaffirm,is the beautiful women.
首先必须肯定,都是美女。
The Wang Xueappearanceis relatively worst, can80points, sitting welltemperamentis also excellent.王雪的外貌相对最差,都能有80分,端坐的时候气质亦是极好的。
The Lu Yuanyuanlightlooks at the faceat least more than 80 over points, is the shoulder is too mainly wide, but the heightis also insufficient, thereforeseemsspeciallysolid.卢媛媛光看脸至少80多分以上,主要是肩膀太宽,但是身高又不够,所以显得特别结实。
The Reyi Nawualmost95points, the advantage of West Asiaracedisplaysincisively, the outlineis extremely distinct, the skinalsohas the exquisiteness of Oriental, properheavendarling.热依娜吾差不多有95分,西亚人种的优势发挥得淋漓尽致,轮廓极其分明,皮肤却又具备东方人的细腻,妥妥的上天宠儿。Lin WeiweiandLiu Liwere naturally needless saying that had93points.林薇薇和刘璃自然不用说,都有93分。Reason thatis lower than twopointsReyi Nawu, actuallylowersonstature.
之所以比热依娜吾低两分,其实是低在身材上。
Last male student, Han Luzhou, is very graceful, is a bit like the Little Mingbrotheryoungtime.
最后一个男生,韩陆洲,很帅,有点像小明哥年轻时候。Femaleattractiveness, malecharm, thistable, reallypleasant.
女的漂亮,男的帅气,这一桌,是真的赏心悦目。
It is not muchonWang Yan.
就汪言自己不咋地。MMP!
MMP!Liu Lisoonhastwobowlsto adjust the juiceto come back, insideis puttingchopped green onion, minced garlic and garlicendandpepper rings, compromiseswithseafood sauce and oldvinegar, looks that makes the personappetiteopengreatly.刘璃很快带着两碗调汁回来,里面搁着葱花、姜末、蒜末、太椒圈,用海鲜酱油和老醋调和,看着就让人食欲大开。„Howtastes?”little elder sisterstartsto take undeserved credit.
“尝尝怎么样?”小姐姐开始邀功。Wang Yantastes a chopsticksheadbrightly, the eyeone: „Delicious!”汪言尝一筷头,眼睛一亮:“好吃!”Liu Liaskedwith joy: „Can thatalsoaddother?”刘璃喜滋滋问:“那还要不要加点别的?”„Comesto selectcoriander leavesagain.”
“再来点香菜叶吧。”Wang Yannotpolite, Liu Lireallymadeon the little darling, looks at several other girlto drop sharplyglasses.汪言一点没客气,刘璃真就乖乖去弄了,看得其余几个妹子大跌眼镜。„tsk tsk, Little Bro Wangah, youreallyhave real skill......”
“啧啧,汪小弟啊,你是真有两下子……”„Saidah, whichmanhas not seenColored Glaze to be so careful.”
“就说啊,从来没见琉璃对哪个男人这么上心过。”„SideLittle Colored Glazehas not had the manfrom the start, howtherefore the key questionis...... youachievesthisin the shorttime?”
“小琉璃身边压根就没有过男人,所以关键问题是……你是怎么在短短时间里做到这一步的?”
The Wang Yansillykā bāeye, cannot install: „ah? What?”汪言傻乎乎咔吧眼睛,装不懂:“啊?什么?”„!”
“嘁!”„Insipid!”
“没劲!”„Reallysly......”
“真滑头……”Lin Weiweivividuncovers the Wang Yanins and outs. elder and younger sisters, youdo not knowmyfirstarrives atLittle Bro Wangtimeahshortly! Upper bodyBaleno, was moistened the halfby the perspiration; The lower part of the bodyoneshorts, go by carto sitwrinkled; The footsteps on a pair of Conversecanvas, at the back ofLVthatmodel of keepalltravel bag, is drawing the Lilisuitcase, the pair of eyeslooking straight aheadfront, step by stepwalkstowardmeandLili...... ”林薇薇绘声绘色的揭汪言老底。姐妹们,你们是不知道我第一眼看到汪小弟的时候啊!上身一件班尼路,被汗打湿半边;下身一条短裤,坐车坐得皱皱巴巴;脚踩一双匡威帆布,背着LV那款keepall旅行袋,拉着璃璃的行李箱,双眼直视前方,一步一步向我和璃璃走来……”„Thatscene! Can yoube able to imaginemyshock?”
“那场面!你们能够想象得到我的震撼么?”Neatnod: „Can! The picturefeelingcame out!”
齐刷刷点头:“能!画面感都出来了!”Lin Weiweihas almost not smiledto make noise, holds, continuesto describe.林薇薇差点没笑出声,憋住,继续描述。„At that timeIthoughtah, whichoreyoung master was thisis putto frisk and scamperfinally? Mustexposeto build, had not seensimply, moreoverexposes to the sunblack......”
“当时我就想啊,这是哪家矿少爷终于被放出来撒欢了?要说穿搭吧,简直没眼看,而且还晒得那么黑……”„Butmustsaytemperament, is actually not bad, lookshas the sharesafevigor.”
“但是要说气质呢,其实又不差,看着就有股子稳当劲。”„Myignorantah! Felt that thisbuddieseitheris a swindler, eitheris the monster.”
“我那个懵啊!感觉这哥们要么是骗子,要么是妖怪。”„Withoutwait for meponders overto understand that a Little Bro Wangpolegivesmeto arrive atfront door23 rd, said that isbuystable——Patek Philippe Main Shopyouto know? That!”
“没等我琢磨明白呢,汪小弟一杆子就给我支到前门23号,说是去买表——百达翡丽源邸你们知道吧?就那!”„When driveswhatIstep onis the brakeis the accelerator I do not know that ——fromseeinghimstarts, ignorantB!”
“开车时我踩的是刹车是油门我都不知道——从见到他开始,懵B一路!”„Comes outfrom23 rd, thatwas extraordinarier, trembles the legto lubricate the doorknobtheyto deliver to the marketlightly, hurriesto go to the washroom...... othersto drive, hundredkilometers12~13oil, tomy here, hundredkilometerstworisesurinates!”
“从23号出来,那就更了不得了,哆嗦着腿一路轻点油门把他俩送到商场,赶紧去上洗手间……人家开车,百公里十二三个油,到我这儿,百公里两升尿!”
Of bang, on the scenehasoneis, allsmiledto lie.
轰的一声,在场的有一个算一个,全笑趴了。Wang Yansmileswhileshakes the head.汪言边笑边摇头。big sister, were youundersquattingTianqiaolistened toGuo Degangto saycrosstalkahin childhooddaily?大姐,你是不是小时候天天蹲天桥底下听郭德纲说相声啊?On your daytax, studiesanythingto danceah, changes professionsas early as possible, can definitely be hot!
就你这天赋,学什么跳舞啊,趁早改行,肯定能火!
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