LSD :: Volume #1

#26: Crosstalk actor Lin Weiwei


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Actually the Liu Li's facial skin not thin to the degree that does not dare to introduce. 其实刘璃的脸皮没有薄到不敢介绍的程度。 But the issue is...... 但问题是…… Is too short with the time of Wang Yan understanding! 汪言认识的时间太短! From boarding train to the present quite a while time, relational a little vague, how wants not to say of pleasant to hear. 从上火车到现在不过半天时间,关系又有点模糊,怎么想都是好说不好听。 Clenching teeth, supporting by hard and stubborn effort a face is natural, suppresses a few words. 咬咬牙,硬撑出一脸大方,憋出来一句话。 He called Wang Yan, my fellow villager male junior, goes by car today the understanding, took care of me very much. Happen to he does not have the place, I bring with join in the fun slightly.” “他叫汪言,我同乡学弟,今天坐车认识的,一路都很照顾我。正好他没地方去,我就带来跟微微凑个热闹。” Deceive! 糊弄! Is dishonest! 不坦诚! Everyone is unsatisfied, immediately has the girl resentment to come: Takes action first and explains later ah you? With applied slightly? Reported with us? Without verification......” 大家都不满意,马上有个妹子怼过来:“先斩后奏你?跟微微申请了么?跟我们报备了么?未经审核……” Is male junior, what nuclear examines?” Liu Li was anxious, immediately pillages. “就是学弟,审什么核?”刘璃急了,马上抢白。 Wears with male junior with lover sunglasses?!” “跟学弟戴同款情侣太阳镜?!” girl is sharp-eyed, carries Wang Yan in the hand and Liu Li withstand/top sunglasses on forehead to relate, a few words puncture the Liu Li's empty potential. 一个妹子眼尖,把汪言拎在手里和刘璃顶在脑门上的太阳镜联系起来,一句话就戳破刘璃的虚势。 Another girl immediately connection: Not only, for with male junior pair of night/lodge amphibious, hurries back to the bedroom to live me forcefully......” 另一个妹子立即接口:“岂止,为了跟学弟双宿双栖,硬生生把我赶回寝室住……” Liu Li was anxious the root of the ear to be red, has to offer a sacrifice to the big move. 刘璃急得耳根都红了,只好祭出大招。 „Before Wang Yan comes, has not reserved, silly must live in 6500 administrative wraps, I said that I find a place to cope with an evening to you, remaining money asked us to have the feast......” 汪言来之前没订房,傻乎乎的要住6500的行政套,我说我给你找个地方对付一晚上吧,省下的钱请我们吃大餐……” „The present that 6500 feasts, want to eat shuts up to me!” “6500的大餐哦,想吃的现在就给我闭嘴!” Without last shutting up, girls guaranteed has submitted, but in addition that the public sentiment was roused to action simply. 要是没有最后一句“闭嘴”,妹子们保准已经屈服了,但是加上那一句以后,简直群情激奋。 How does the Diwu's student lack ambition?” 帝舞的学生怎么就那么没志气?” Yes, feast! How doesn't eat to be able?!” “就是,一顿大餐而已!不吃能怎么着?!” Little Colored Glaze, were you skin itchy ah?” 小琉璃,你是皮痒了?” Wang Yan saw with own eyes wonderfully, does not toss about to have the dinner again, immediately bravely stepped forward. 汪言眼见不妙,再折腾下去就该吃晚饭了,马上挺身而出。 Beautiful women are good, I am Wang Yan.” “美女们好,我是汪言。” The stand one step, fires off greeting, immediately in other a seat gentleman to the room puts out a hand: „Did big brother hello/you good, how call?” 站出一步,打完招呼,马上冲着房间里另外一位男士伸出手:“大哥你好,怎么称呼?” Hello, I called Han Luzhou, the Little Xue boyfriend.” “你好你好,我叫韩陆洲,小雪的男朋友。” The two man successfully joins forces finally, in the room is quieter immediately, Wang Yan turns to Han Luzhou girl immediately, is smiling the nod. 两个男人终于胜利会师,房间里顿时消停一些,汪言立即转向韩陆洲身旁的女孩,笑着点头。 Sister Xue? First meeting, please look.” 雪姐是吧?初次见面,请多关照。” Wang Xue.” 王雪。” girl xī xī is smiling, is climbing the shoulder of boyfriend, high and low sizes up Wang Yan. 妹子嘻嘻笑着,攀着男朋友的肩膀,上下打量汪言 In the room some two girl had not known, high nose and deep eyes, typical West Asia national minority appearances. 房间里还有两个妹子不认识,其中一个高鼻深目,典型的西亚少数民族长相。 Another, then told was expelled of bedroom, Wang Yan remembers, Liu Li telephones had called her name. 另一个,则是自述被赶出寝室的那个,汪言记得,刘璃打电话的时候曾经叫过她的名字。 Therefore Wang Yan turns around to face her immediately, asked: Sister Yuanyuan? House that matter is both of us cracks a joke, today has not little troubled Sister Weiwei and Sister Yuanyuan, in the evening in any event should be I treats.” 于是汪言立即转身面向她,笑问:“媛媛姐是吧?房子那事儿是我俩开玩笑的,今天没少麻烦薇薇姐媛媛姐,晚上无论如何都该是我请客。” The words saying appropriately, Lu Yuanyuan is very satisfied, straightforward say/way: Said that borrows you taking advantage of you, not with the politeness of my discard head close to brain! Naturally, if you thought that the house slightly cannot display, that goes out the hotel bed room!” 话说得妥帖,卢媛媛很满意,豪爽道:“说借你就借你,甭跟我虚头巴脑的客气!当然,你们要是觉得房子小施展不开,那就出去住酒店大床房喽!” Wang Yan smiles shyly, has not done right after something else. 汪言腼腆笑笑,没接茬。 Hence, four female students have split up to win over completely, is only left over weak hybrid girl. 至此,四个女生已经全部分化拉拢完毕,只剩下一个势单力孤的混血妹子 That girl smiles to Wang Yan, gives the thumbs-up: „, You are fierce! I called Reyi Nawu, called me Rere or Nawu is good.” 妹子汪言抿嘴一笑,竖起大拇指:“得,你厉害!我叫热依娜吾,叫我热热或者娜吾都行。” Uses energy Barye's levelling, Wang Yan relaxes secretly, real your mother is not easy! 费劲巴力的摆平,汪言暗暗松口气,真尼玛不容易! girls no longer creates a disturbance, finally can take a seat. 妹子们不再起哄,终于可以落座了。 Everyone is a schoolmate, no art, is Lin Weiwei sits in the middle finally, toward right , in descending order , are Liu Li, Wang Yan, Reyi Nawu, Lu Yuanyuan, Han Luzhou and Wang Xue. 大家都是同学,没什么讲究,最后是林薇薇坐在中间,向右依次是刘璃汪言热依娜吾卢媛媛韩陆洲王雪 Today's cuisine is the steam small seafood, orders the seafood, puts in the table middle sauce pan, anything does not put, direct steams brightly, eats fresh food primary taste. 今天的菜式是蒸汽小海鲜,点完海鲜,搁桌子中间的蒸锅中,什么都不放,直接鲜活蒸熟,吃一个鲜灵的食材原味。 Therefore needs each one to adjust the juice, according to the taste does to dip the material. 所以就需要各自去调汁,根据口味做蘸料。 Wang Yan must set out, actually held down by Liu Li hardly: You sit, give sister!” 汪言要起身,却被刘璃硬按住:“你坐着,交给!” Yo, this domineering, did you do a moment ago? 哟,这霸气的,刚才您干嘛去了? Wang Yan a little wants to smile, naturally, smiles her lovable. 汪言有点想笑,当然,是笑她的可爱。 Another male student Han Luzhou does not have this treatment, is busy preparing, not only need help the girlfriend adjust the juice, but must serve birthday person Lin Weiwei. 另外一个男生韩陆洲就没这待遇,忙前忙后,不但要帮女朋友调汁,还要伺候寿星林薇薇 Sits is all right, Wang Yan did not interpose, sized up Liu Li's these bosom friend silently. 坐着没事,汪言不怎么插话,默默打量刘璃的这几个闺蜜 First must affirm, is the beautiful women. 首先必须肯定,都是美女。 The Wang Xue appearance is relatively worst, can 80 points, sitting well temperament is also excellent. 王雪的外貌相对最差,都能有80分,端坐的时候气质亦是极好的。 The Lu Yuanyuan light looks at the face at least more than 80 over points, is the shoulder is too mainly wide, but the height is also insufficient, therefore seems specially solid. 卢媛媛光看脸至少80多分以上,主要是肩膀太宽,但是身高又不够,所以显得特别结实。 The Reyi Nawu almost 95 points, the advantage of West Asia race displays incisively, the outline is extremely distinct, the skin also has the exquisiteness of Oriental, proper heaven darling. 热依娜吾差不多有95分,西亚人种的优势发挥得淋漓尽致,轮廓极其分明,皮肤却又具备东方人的细腻,妥妥的上天宠儿。 Lin Weiwei and Liu Li were naturally needless saying that had 93 points. 林薇薇刘璃自然不用说,都有93分。 Reason that is lower than two points Reyi Nawu, actually lowers on stature. 之所以比热依娜吾低两分,其实是低在身材上。 Last male student, Han Luzhou, is very graceful, is a bit like the Little Ming brother young time. 最后一个男生,韩陆洲,很帅,有点像小明年轻时候。 Female attractiveness, male charm, this table, really pleasant. 女的漂亮,男的帅气,这一桌,是真的赏心悦目。 It is not much on Wang Yan. 汪言自己不咋地。 MMP! MMP! Liu Li soon has two bowls to adjust the juice to come back, inside is putting chopped green onion, minced garlic and garlic end and pepper rings, compromises with seafood sauce and old vinegar, looks that makes the person appetite open greatly. 刘璃很快带着两碗调汁回来,里面搁着葱花姜末、蒜末、太椒圈,用海鲜酱油和老醋调和,看着就让人食欲大开。 How tastes?” little elder sister starts to take undeserved credit. “尝尝怎么样?”小姐姐开始邀功。 Wang Yan tastes a chopsticks head brightly, the eye one: Delicious!” 汪言尝一筷头,眼睛一亮:“好吃!” Liu Li asked with joy: „Can that also add other?” 刘璃喜滋滋问:“那还要不要加点别的?” Comes to select coriander leaves again.” “再来点香菜叶吧。” Wang Yan not polite, Liu Li really made on the little darling, looks at several other girl to drop sharply glasses. 汪言一点没客气,刘璃真就乖乖去弄了,看得其余几个妹子大跌眼镜 tsk tsk, Little Bro Wang ah, you really have real skill......” 啧啧,汪小弟,你是真有两下子……” Said ah, which man has not seen Colored Glaze to be so careful.” “就说,从来没见琉璃对哪个男人这么上心过。” Side Little Colored Glaze has not had the man from the start, how therefore the key question is...... you achieves this in the short time?” 小琉璃身边压根就没有过男人,所以关键问题是……你是怎么在短短时间里做到这一步的?” The Wang Yan silly kā bā eye, cannot install: ah? What?” 汪言傻乎乎咔吧眼睛,装不懂:“?什么?” „!” “嘁!” Insipid!” “没劲!” Really sly......” “真滑头……” Lin Weiwei vivid uncovers the Wang Yan ins and outs. elder and younger sisters, you do not know my first arrives at Little Bro Wang time ah shortly! Upper body Baleno, was moistened the half by the perspiration ; The lower part of the body one shorts, go by car to sit wrinkled ; The foot steps on a pair of Converse canvas, at the back of LV that model of keepall travel bag, is drawing the Lili suitcase, the pair of eyes looking straight ahead front, step by step walks toward me and Lili...... ” 林薇薇绘声绘色的揭汪言老底。姐妹们,你们是不知道我第一眼看到汪小弟的时候!上身一件班尼路,被汗打湿半边;下身一条短裤,坐车坐得皱皱巴巴;脚踩一双匡威帆布,背着LV那款keepall旅行袋,拉着璃璃的行李箱,双眼直视前方,一步一步向我和璃璃走来……” That scene! Can you be able to imagine my shock?” “那场面!你们能够想象得到我的震撼么?” Neat nod: Can! The picture feeling came out!” 齐刷刷点头:“能!画面感都出来了!” Lin Weiwei has almost not smiled to make noise, holds, continues to describe. 林薇薇差点没笑出声,憋住,继续描述。 At that time I thought ah, which ore young master was this is put to frisk and scamper finally? Must expose to build, had not seen simply, moreover exposes to the sun black......” “当时我就想,这是哪家矿少爷终于被放出来撒欢了?要说穿搭吧,简直没眼看,而且还晒得那么黑……” But must say temperament, is actually not bad, looks has the share safe vigor.” “但是要说气质呢,其实又不差,看着就有股子稳当劲。” My ignorant ah! Felt that this buddies either is a swindler, either is the monster.” “我那个懵!感觉这哥们要么是骗子,要么是妖怪。” Without wait for me ponders over to understand that a Little Bro Wang pole gives me to arrive at front door 23 rd, said that is buys table —— Patek Philippe Main Shop you to know? That!” “没等我琢磨明白呢,汪小弟一杆子就给我支到前门23号,说是去买表——百达翡丽源邸你们知道吧?就那!” „When drives what I step on is the brake is the accelerator I do not know that —— from seeing him starts, ignorant B!” “开车时我踩的是刹车是油门我都不知道——从见到他开始,懵B一路!” Comes out from 23 rd, that was extraordinarier, trembles the leg to lubricate the doorknob they to deliver to the market lightly, hurries to go to the washroom...... others to drive, hundred kilometers 12~13 oil, to my here, hundred kilometers two rises urinates!” “从23号出来,那就更了不得了,哆嗦着腿一路轻点油门把他俩送到商场,赶紧去上洗手间……人家开车,百公里十二三个油,到我这儿,百公里两升尿!” Of bang, on the scene has one is, all smiled to lie. 轰的一声,在场的有一个算一个,全笑趴了。 Wang Yan smiles while shakes the head. 汪言边笑边摇头。 big sister, were you under squatting Tianqiao listened to Guo Degang to say crosstalk ah in childhood daily? 大姐,你是不是小时候天天蹲天桥底下听郭德纲说相声 On your day tax, studies anything to dance ah, changes professions as early as possible, can definitely be hot! 就你这天赋,学什么跳舞,趁早改行,肯定能火!
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