LSD :: Volume #3

#220: Invitation


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Wang Yan (king) lives is being away from a Automobile World not far white-collar apartment. ?王言住在距离汽车世界不远的一处白领公寓。 Receives her in downstairs RT-Mart entrance, has obviously dressed up carefully little elder sister, after boarding, slightly shy pulls up the hair. 在楼下的大润发门口接到她,明显精心打扮过的小姐姐,上车以后略显羞涩的撩一下头发。 My first time and customer come out to eat meal...... the feeling to be strange.” “我第一次和客户出来吃饭……感觉怪怪的。” All right, you are regarded as the ordinary friend to dine together.” “没事,你就当做是普通朋友聚餐。” Wang Yan modest smiling, then does not have boasts her one of the what special meaning: Clothes are very pretty.” 汪言温和的笑笑,然后并不带有什么特殊含义的夸她一句:“衣服很漂亮。” Wang Yan (king) wears the one practicing moral culture/slim fit long skirt today, the morning coat style, the skirt suspends to be slanting is extending to the right ankle place, the slender left leg reveals less than half, the line is very beautiful. 王言今天穿着一条修身长裙,半礼服风格,裙摆斜着延伸到右脚腕处,纤细的左腿露出小半,线条很美。 Will dress up, the woman who is good at showing the strength very much. 很会打扮、很擅长展现自身优势的女人。 It seems like, she not like in shop constrained, even also cracks a joke with Wang Yan: „Are clothes pretty? The meaning is the person is ordinary!” 看上去,她并不像在店里那样拘束,甚至还跟汪言开个玩笑:“衣服漂亮?意思是人一般喽!” Came to come, classical issue! 来了来了,经典问题! Copes with this type fault-finding type inquiry, mainly looked that desire to live is not strong. 对付这种“找茬式”提问,主要看求生欲强不强。 Model answer? 标准答案? Does not exist. 不存在的。 The Wang Yan mentality is quite calm, does not have what desire to live, therefore is very confident. 汪言心态比较淡定,不存在什么求生欲,因此就很坦然。 Selecting can more attractive to the clothes, therefore I am actually praising your vision, rather than semblance.” “挑对衣服才能让人更漂亮,所以其实我是在夸奖你的眼光,而不是外表。” Hey ~ will really chat!” “噫~真会聊天!” Smiling of 93 satisfactions, shoot a look at a Wang Yan profile: How many girls therefore you did coax?” 93满意的笑着,瞥一眼汪言侧脸:“所以你哄了多少女孩儿了?” Really could discuss to coax, one, with others was the normal contact.” “真谈得上哄的,就一个,和其余人都是正常交往。” Wang Yan told the facts, as one wishes. 汪言实话实说,随意至极。 The attitude of person can the mutual influence, Wang Yan not stretch, not desirably, 93, although does not believe that actually therefore relaxes very much. 人的态度是能够相互影响的,汪言不绷着、不刻意,93虽然不怎么信,却因此很放松。 I do not believe! You definitely are the senior driver, looked has experienced the magnificent scene.” “我不信!你肯定是老司机,一看就是经历过大场面的。” Prejudice.” “偏见。” Happen to the red light, Wang Yan presses down electron to check, side looks at each other with her, happy expression undulating. 正好红灯,汪言按下电子手刹,侧头与她对视,笑意澹澹。 Person always likes giving not the familiar thing to paste on a preinstall the label, seems like rich young certainly is playboy, the home sale, sells car(riage) miss is that plants flowers a change to bring going to bed easygirl.” “人总是爱给不熟悉的事物贴上一个预设的标签,就好像富少一定是花花公子,售楼、售车小姐都是那种花点小钱就能带上床的easygirl。” But actually, where is chaotic, where is not chaotic, yourself are the victim of prejudice, actually treats me with the prejudice in turn, ignominious.” “但是其实,哪里都乱,哪里都没那么乱,你自己就是偏见的受害者,却又反过来用偏见对待我,可耻。” Quick apology!” “快道歉!” The words, are Wang Yan are clearest feeling, therefore that called a righteousness expression. 一番话,是汪言最真切不过的感受,因此那叫一个义正言辞。 93 although by the resentment, was very been affected. 93虽然被怼,却挺感动的。 Equality of treatment anybody, is very difficult. 平等对待任何人,很难。 By person equality of treatment, being anybody has the respect need. 被人平等对待,却又是任何人都有的尊重需要。 Wang Yan has not depended expensive car consumption the status to adopt a keeping aloof stance, cracks a joke to select most to poke her point, 93 resentments docile. 汪言并没有仗着豪车消费者的身份摆出一副高高在上的姿态,开玩笑都挑着最戳她的点来,把93怼得服服帖帖的。 Immediately, she acts like a spoiled brat softly the apology: Sorry! Jokes with you......” 马上,她就软绵绵撒着娇道歉:“对不起啦!跟你开个玩笑嘛……” Ok, forgives you.” “行吧,原谅你。” The green light shines, Wang Yan closes the hand to check, hangs to keep off the start. 绿灯亮起,汪言关手刹,挂挡起步。 93 follow the topic to continue to chat: You thought that what person you are?” 93顺着话题继续聊:“那你觉得你是一个什么样的人?” playboy ah!” 花花公子!” Wang Yan replied is confident as well as natural, Wang Yan (king) was shocked directly. 汪言回答得是如此坦然以及理所应当,王言直接愣住了。 The expression is a type:(?) 表情是介样的:(?) After one second, she pū chī smiles to spurt, is covering mouth, by the chairback, keeps laughing tenderly. 一秒后,她“噗嗤”一声笑喷,捂着嘴、靠在椅背上,娇笑个不停。 aiya you may really annoying...... a little smile my eye makeup to be colored......” 哎呀你可真烦人……笑得我眼妆都有点花……” Wang Yan to her from, dedicated driving, because the corners of the mouth are always hanging the smile, the atmosphere is not awkward. 汪言任由她自嗨,专注的开着车,但是由于嘴角始终挂着微笑,气氛却并不尴尬。 When two people live alone, a side is self-poise, even if anything did not say, so long as a look smile, can transmit the mood effectively, will not make the opposite party feel stuffily, 两人独处时,一方镇定自若,哪怕什么都不说,只要一个眼神一个微笑,就可以有效的传递出情绪,不会令对方感觉到闷, Instead will make the opposite party be interested in exploring. This is skill that one type can exercise, but Wang Yan actually does not have deliberately to exercise. 反而会让对方更有兴趣去探索。这是一种可以锻炼出来的技能,但是汪言其实没有刻意去锻炼。 After the stand that location, has so much money, to have the good mentality, naturally achieved. 站到那个位置、有那么多钱、具备良好的心态以后,自然而然的就做到了。 Wang Yan (king) smiles finally enough, having a relish found a new topic. 王言终于笑够,饶有兴致的找到一个新话题。 That, Eldest Young Wang, how many woman have you spent? Dares to speak the truth with me?” “那,汪大少,你花过多少姑娘了?敢不敢跟我说实话?” Is necessary?” “有必要?” Wang Yan cannot help laughing: To be honest you not necessarily believe.” 汪言哑然失笑:“说实话你又未必信。” I believe! Really!” “我信!真的!” 93 little elder sister immediately flustered statement: Chatted, you can beautify heartily, in any case I was curious.” 93小姐姐马上急吼吼的表态:“闲聊嘛,你可以尽情美化,反正我就是好奇。” In any case compared with few that you imagine.” “反正比你想象的少。” That...... 10 do always have?!” “那……十个总有吧?!” Wang Yan turns head startled: „Did you toward being short guess?” 汪言愕然回头:“你这是往少了猜的?” Right!” “对呀!” 93 righteous: By your wealth and face value......, will coax the girl, only had 10 too simply good?” 93理直气壮:“以你的财富和颜值……呃,又会哄女孩,只有十个太朴素了好吧?” Forgot that you did to sell...... Wang Yan to be able help laughing in Porsche, looked like you to see much really flower, the psychological acceptance was so unexpectedly high.” “忘记你是在保时捷做销售了……”汪言哑然失笑,“看来你见过不少真花的,心理接受度居然那么高。” 93 little elder sister nod layer on layer/heavily: Right, sells Porsche, will really see many mysterious combinations.” 93小姐姐重重点头:“没错,卖保时捷,真的会看到很多神奇的组合。” For example?” “比如呢?” Are too many! Cannot count.” “太多啦!数不过来。” You select quite typically to me several several pairs, I am very curious.” “你挑比较典型的给我数几对儿,我挺好奇的。” Wang Yan is really interested, eldest young regarding world all unknown curious. 汪言是真的感兴趣,大少对于世间一切未知都好奇。 Because, if takes to become the Shenhao time to calculate, Shenhao Wang at this moment was still only a baby. 因为,假如以成为神豪的时间来计算,此刻的神豪汪仍旧只是一个婴儿。 Typically? The man brings lover and rich lady to get the young duck unable to calculate, peace often.” “典型的?那男人带二奶富婆领小鸭都不能算,太平常了。” 93 little elder sister are breaking off the finger, starts to count. 93小姐姐掰着手指头,一个一个开始数。 Man buys the car(riage) for the boyfriend, what selected is fiery red 911, they bo bo...... aiya that two handsome guy thieves in the car(riage) are at the scene attractive!” “男人给男朋友买车,挑的是火红911,俩人当场在车里啵啵……哎呀那俩帅哥贼好看!” „The mistress|Little Three flower big money buys the car(riage) for small wolfdog, then less than several days that rich person detains mistress|Little Three to confirm the situation, hits mistress|Little Three in the manager office cries out......” 小三花大款钱给小狼狗买车,然后没过几天那大款押着小三来确认情况,在经理办公室把小三打得嗷嗷直叫唤……” Previous time has the lake greatly female graduate students to loan for the boyfriend buys Cayenne, what that male is a great ugly foreign student, the female student very well looks actually, but evidently like without Qian child, did not know the money of where coming......” “上次有个湖大女研究生贷款给男友买卡宴,那男的是一个巨丑的外国留学生,那女生倒是挺好看的,不过看样子不像有钱家孩子,不晓得哪来的钱……” What most marvel is what you know?” “最奇葩的是什么你知道么?” Young lover strolls our family/home exhibition hall, 10 pairs have 5 pairs to quarrel, quarrels I who bid good-bye at the scene to see more than once!” “年轻情侣逛我们家展厅,十对儿有五对儿吵架,吵到当场分手的我都见过不止一次!” Wang Yan is listening silently, suddenly asked: Therefore you only do believe money?” 汪言默默听着,突然问:“所以你只相信钱?” „......” “呃……” 93 little elder sister were asked was shocked. 93小姐姐被问愣住了。 Long time nods: Is ah, other will change, will have the security sense richly.” 良久才点头:“是,别的都会变,有钱才有安全感。” Your this idea...... considers as finished, the pig do not dirty the crow to be black, actually we are the same.” “你这种想法……算了,猪别埋汰乌鸦黑,其实咱俩一样。” Wang Yan hā hā smiles, has had the topic, deeply has not said. 汪言哈哈一笑,带过话题,没深说下去。 93 little elder sister actually deep staring Wang Yan several, uncover the scabs: You felt, when my idea actually especially qualify mistress|Little Three?” 93小姐姐却深深的凝视汪言几眼,自揭伤疤:“你是不是觉得,我的想法其实特别适合当小三?” Since she must get to the bottom, Wang Yan nods simply: I in view of you, I did not feel, only money discussed insufficiently maturely.” 既然她非要刨根问底,汪言索性点头:“我不是针对你个人,我只是觉得,唯金钱论不够成熟。” little elder sister closely examines: If one day, in your family goes bankrupt, you did not have money, how can you?” 小姐姐追问:“那如果有一天,你家里破产,你没钱了,你会怎么样?” Wang Yan smiled. 汪言笑了。 Similar issue, Shenhao Wang more than once has thought. 类似的问题,神豪汪不止一次的想过。 Was worried that System vanishes suddenly, way things should be. 担心系统突然消失嘛,人之常情。 With rich of raising and skill of field of view, Wang Yan no longer is so but deficient the security sense. 可是随着眼界的拔高、技能的丰富,汪言已经不再那么缺乏安全感。 In the final analysis, was grows, mentality to be powerful. 说到底,是自身成长了、心态强大了。 Should arouse my power? Now I am enjoy the condition, salt fish one. Without enjoys, I go for the enterprise struggle!” “应该会激起我的动力吧?现在我是享受状态,咸鱼一条。如果没得享受,那我就去为事业奋斗呗!” Just when obtained System, made the loan, Wang Yan is the sheepdog that one fought tooth and nail, now is one everywhere wave husky. 刚得到系统、去做贷款时,汪言一条搏命的牧羊犬,现在则是一条到处浪的哈士奇 The difference lies in that sense of urgency. 区别就在于那种紧迫感。 Actually is now this condition is on the contrary better and be more relaxed, unflustered, accomplishes a task with ease. 其实反倒是现在这种状态更好、更轻松,从容不迫、游刃有余。 93 little elder sister leaning heads, low voice whisper: Probably said makes the enterprise to be very easy to resemble......” 93小姐姐一偏头,小声嘀咕:“说得好像做事业很容易似的……” Wang Yan smiles has not spoken, the meaning of completely not having argued. 汪言笑笑没吭声,完全没有争辩的意思。 Lets Wang Yan (king) a little not habit on the contrary, even more thought that Eldest Young Wang shrewdness astonishing, is as deep as a well. 反倒让王言有点不习惯,越发觉得汪大少城府惊人、高深莫测。 In compartment silent moment, she ponders over a concern, suddenly sighed. 车厢里静默片刻,她琢磨一阵心事,突然叹了口气。 wait for me has enough money, can perhaps be not so extreme.” 等我有足够的钱,或许就可以不那么偏激了。” You now are not extreme, is very normal.” “你现在也不偏激,很正常。” „Compared with you are insufficiently mature...... you obviously is smaller than so many me!” “跟你比还是不够成熟……你明明比我小那么多!” Hey!” “喂!” Wang Yan stares the big eye to visit her: How you can say that a man is small?” 汪言瞪大眼睛看着她:“你怎么能说一个男人小呢?” pū chī!” 噗嗤!” 93 smiled to spurt all of a sudden, the double meaning piece was not new, but truly was very been small, the bearing strong Wang Yan mouth to say by age, seemed especially funny. 93一下子又笑喷了,双关段子本身不算新鲜,但是由年龄确实很小、气度却强的汪言嘴里说出来,显得格外搞笑。 Repugnant not? wellborn playboy!” “讨厌不?花花大少!” „! The woman of potential lover personality had what qualifications to say me!” “呵!潜在二奶人格的女人有什么资格说我!” 93 little elder sister more were more relaxed by the resentment, before the tight body had totally depended in the seat. 93小姐姐越被怼越放松,之前紧绷的身体已经完全靠在座椅中。 I do not make lover.” “我可不做二奶。” Is curling the lip, she very proud breaking off finger. 撇着嘴,她很骄傲的掰手指。 You look at ah, foundation quest that usually my one month completes 3,000,000, has the 9 K + wages and performance. “你看,平时我一个月完成300万的基础任务,就有9K+的工资与绩效。 Makes 3,000,000 again additionally, according to the model, discount and loan or not, can attain at least 0.8 deducting a percentage, in addition together is the 30000 multi- monthly salaries. 再额外做出300万,根据车型、折扣和贷款与否,能拿到最少0.8的提成,加一块儿就是3万多月薪。 If bumps into your such Shenhao customer occasionally, deducts a percentage braves high explosion directly! 如果偶尔碰到您这样的神豪客户,提成直接冒高爆炸 I give people family belongings lover, what do I attempt? ” 我去给人家当二奶,我图什么呀?” Wang Yan sizes up her several eyes up and down, studies her to speak with a smile: Looks for you, when lover, what others do attempt?” 汪言上下打量她几眼,笑吟吟学她说话:“找你当二奶,人家图什么呀?” You are really annoying!” “你真烦人!” 93 little elder sister air/Qi, the seat of honor patted Wang Yan finally. 93小姐姐气得不行,终于上手拍了汪言一下。 Un, new stage opening. 嗯,新阶段开启。 Finally arrives at the place, is a restuarant, probably law meal. 终于开到地方,是一家西餐厅,好像是法餐。 The Wang Yan sign is disinclined to look, with long hurried strides walks toward. 汪言牌子都懒得看,大步流星往里走。 93 push the chair, sits in the opposite. 给93拉开椅子,在对面坐好。 Wang Yan (king) slightly one loses to have stage fright, evidently not often/common to come. 王言稍微有一丢丢怯场,看样子是不常来。 This was most sincere place that I can think, your although under extreme methods......, although you were not possibly rare.” “这是我能想到的最有诚意的地方了,你尽管下死手吧……虽然你可能不稀罕。” Wang Yan smiles, the adept point list, helping her refer to the taste, finally, asks the waiter to take two chopsticks. 汪言笑笑,娴熟的点单,帮她参考口味,最后,又找侍者要两双筷子。 Wang Yan (king) stares the round eye, anxious asking: „, Coming french restaurant to use chopsticks ah? You do not fear............” 王言瞪圆眼睛,不安的问:“哇,来法餐厅用筷子?你不怕……呃……” Otherwise? With hand?” “不然呢?用手?” Wang Yan cannot help laughing, suddenly thought that little elder sister is very lovable. 汪言哑然失笑,突然觉得小姐姐挺可爱的。 Self-confident, without relations.” “自信点,没关系的。” 93 were not quite still natural, looks all around one around: Some where people...... you look at others with chopsticks ah......” 93仍旧不太自然,环顾一圈周围:“哪有人用筷子……你看别人……” Wang Yan has to correct her cognition. 汪言不得不纠正她的认知了。 Dines etiquette, most essential does not disturb others, for example clamored, noisily, makes an effort to knock against the tableware and smoking loudly, squish mouth anything, will have not the good effect on the surroundings person, must avoid.” “用餐礼仪呢,最关键的是不打扰旁人,比如说喧哗、吵闹、用力磕碰餐具、吸烟、大声吧唧嘴什么的,都会对周围人造成不好的影响,要避免。” But uses what tableware, is we habit's issue, is not one's turn anybody to gesticulate.” “但是使用什么餐具,是我们自身习惯的问题,轮不到任何人来指手画脚。” Home truly upscale restuarant, will certainly prepare the chopsticks to the customer, because should be they respects our dining habit.” “国内真正高档的西餐厅,是一定会给顾客准备筷子的,因为应该是他们尊重我们的用餐习惯。” Eats safely, do you look at the waiter to have any doubt?” “安心吃,你看侍者不是没有任何疑义么?” Wang Yan (king) puts down the heart finally, silly nod: Right......” 王言终于放下心,傻傻点头:“对哦……” eldest young accompanies her to chat, spoke from Guo Zihao there hear the piece. 大少就陪她闲聊,讲起从郭子豪那里听来的段子。 Actually several years, the home has many restuarants to be a snob again early, this custom that custom, tedious, was flaunting everywhere so-called high classy, one crowd mental handicap bourgeoise maintains everywhere.” “其实再早几年,国内有不少西餐厅都狗眼看人低,这规矩那规矩,繁琐得不行,处处标榜着所谓的高逼格,偏偏还有一群智障小资处处维护。” Now, our country rose, is powerful, is economically developed, original these mental handicap, is clever immediately.” “现在,我们国家崛起了,国力强大,经济发达,原来的那些智障,一个个顿时乖得不行。” You do not respect us, the customer of new generation with the foot voting, spending money will make you understand the consequence.” “你不尊重我们,新生代的顾客就会用脚投票,用钱让你明白后果。” Therefore actually your money only discussed no major problem, continued maintains!” “所以其实你的唯金钱论没啥大问题,继续保持!” gē gē gē! 咯咯咯 Wang Yan (king) smiles, flattered the white of the eye Wang Yan another: This can make you reroll, the person the little rascal is big!” 王言笑得不行,媚眼白了汪言一眼又一眼:“这都能让你再绕回去,人小鬼大!” What big is person small?” “人小什么大?” The Wang Yan hypocrisy has not heard clearly, asked startled. 汪言假意没听清,“愕然”又问一遍。 What is small!” “什么都小!” 93 turn a big supercilious look. 93又翻起一个大大的白眼。 ! 啧! little elder sister your crooked building ah...... 小姐姐你歪楼…… New stage? 新阶段? Food, happily chatted peaceful/late peaceful/late, more ate more relaxes. 一顿饭,言笑晏晏,越吃越放松。 Especially with chopsticks matter, the waiter has no doubt, the service attitude is so throughout good. 尤其是用筷子这件事,侍者没有任何疑义,服务态度始终都那么好。 Nearby guest has not thrown any strange vision —— in the world dummy more, but is really insufficient to bump into each time. 附近的客人更没有投来任何怪异的目光——天底下的傻哔很多很多,但是真不至于每次都能碰上。 Eats half, Wang Yan (king) asked suddenly on own initiative: Can drink liquor?” 吃到一半,王言突然主动问:“要不要喝一点酒?” Ok. What taste the liquor of mixed ready-to-cook dish do you like?” “可以。配餐的酒你喜欢什么口味的?” I do not understand, you select.” “我不懂,你挑吧。” Does red, champagne and white grape sweet wine, same one cup. 干红、香槟、白葡萄甜酒,一样一杯。 That sweet wine receives 93 affections very much, extra the simple point two cups, the cheek drinks ruddy. 那款甜酒很受93喜爱,额外又单点两杯,脸蛋喝得红扑扑的。 Pays up only then 3000, average per person 1500, is not cheap, but is not luxuriously. 结账只有3000不到,人均1500,不便宜,但是算不上多奢侈。 Wang Yan has not been struggling the invoice, smiles hē hē to play her joke: Interest was similar.” 汪言没争着结单,笑呵呵开她玩笑:“利息差不多了。” Snort!” “哼!” Curls the lip, supercilious look and turning head, three chain blows. 撇嘴、白眼、扭头,三连击。 Called the generation to harness, drives home. 叫来代驾,驱车回家。 Delivers to under Wang Yan (king) the block of flats, the RT-Mart supermarket side gate, little elder sister turns the head suddenly, looks straight ahead Wang Yan. 王言送到公寓楼下,大润发超市侧门,小姐姐突然转头,直视汪言 Today I am very happy, you are different wellborn playboy.” “今天我很开心,你是一个不一样的花花大少。” Wang Yan hā hā smiles: Actually you really estimated too high me, without so many.” 汪言哈哈一笑:“其实你真的把我估计得太高了,没那么多。” This number?” “这个数?” 93 open the right hand five fingers, sets upright in front of Wang Yan. 93张开右手五指,竖在汪言面前。 Wang Yan grips her wrist/skill, breaks off her thumb and pinky, said with a smile: Now was right.” 汪言握住她的手腕,把她的大拇指和小拇指掰回去,笑道:“现在对了。” „! Real false?” “哇!真的假的?” 93 darling stares the big eye, not only has not shrunk reaches behind the back, instead builds the finger, the fingertip touches gently on the Wang Yan's arm. 93憨态可掬的瞪大眼睛,不但没有缩回手,反而把手指搭下来,指尖轻轻触在汪言的手臂上。 Really.” “真的。” Wang Yan backsight she, eye belt/bring happy expression , seemed to be urging. 汪言回视着她,眼带笑意,又似乎在催促。 Has been drunk? Goes back to drink hot drinks that you...... that you to want......” “醉没醉?回去喝点热饮那你……那你要不要……” 93 little elder sister nie twice, still cannot speak the words. 93小姐姐嗫喏两次,仍旧没能把话说完。 Has hesitated, as can be appreciated. 有所迟疑嘛,可以理解。 Wang Yan understands clearly smiles, suddenly said: Actually I felt sincerely, that time of among the men and women, initially knowing was most marvelous and most interesting.” 汪言了然一笑,突然道:“其实我真心觉得,男女之间,初识的那段时间是最奇妙、最有趣的。” Un?” 93 little elder sister raise the head confusedly. “嗯?”93小姐姐迷茫抬头。 Wang Yan blinks: I know that your doing intentionally acts with constraint, you were clear that my conspiring, false is also romantic, each expression is worth pondering over......” 汪言眨眨眼:“我知道你的故作矜持,你清楚我的图谋不轨,虚伪却又浪漫,每个表情都值得琢磨……” Does not know that in these words where stamp the Wang Yan (king) innermost feelings, she clenches teeth suddenly, finally sends out that scruples for a long time invitation. 不知道这句话哪里戳中王言内心,她突然一咬牙,终于发出那个顾忌好久的邀请。 That comes, goes upstairs to drink cup of hot water, sobers up you to walk again.” “那来吧,上楼喝杯热水,醒醒酒你再走。” Good ah, I to like the hot water.” “好,我喜欢热水。” For harnessing under 93 direction, turns to the public garage under block of flats. 代驾在93的指引下,拐向公寓楼下的公共车库。 Is driving several million expensive cars, drawing stature is slender, the big beautiful woman who feeling of being drunk is obsequious, for harnessing is actually howling at heart. 开着几百万的豪车,拉着身材窈窕、醉意媚人的大美女,代驾心里却在嚎啕大哭。 Why? 凭什么? Why the rich man can be instead pulled up by the big beautiful woman, I actually can only laborious makes money to coax that beauty mediocre matter mother?! 凭什么有钱人可以被大美女反撩,我却只能辛辛苦苦的赚钱去哄那个姿色平庸的事儿妈?! Has a look at others sympathizing! 看看人家的体贴! Wū wū, is eats the lemon common one day...... 呜呜,又是吃柠檬的寻常一天…… For harnessing desolately goes out of the underground garage, the moon/month bright star is thin, the dim light of night is just right. 代驾落寞的走出地下车库,月朗星稀,夜色正好。 Steps up to the beloved folding small electricity donkey, little elder brother decides to go home suddenly, looks the living together girlfriend to seek the consolation. 跨上心爱的折叠小电驴,小哥哥突然决定回家,去找同居女友寻求慰藉。 ! 切! Isn't the hot water?? 不就是热水么?? Water not hot as of probably which family/home. 好像谁家的水不热似的。 Regardless of the taste, boils hotly! 口感不论,烧开都热!
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