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? irritable cannot solve the problem, but can solve Like Jade and Li Nuoyi. 35 xs ?暴躁并不能解决问题,但是可以解决如玉李诺一。35xs All gets the two goods treats punches label , to continue others' messages. 两个货全都打上“待揍”标签,继续等别人的短信。 Southern Airlines small stewardess Yu Miao is obviously off duty today very much, before was still pulling up Wang Yan, therefore second reply. 南航小空姐于渺今天很明显休班,之前还在撩汪言,所以第二个回复。 My ah? Should be the physique and foreign language? Recently was waiting to assign to the international flight, my English level 6 is tests!” “我?应该是形体和外语吧?最近正在等着调往国际航班,我的英语6级是自己考的哟!” Well?! 咦?! Useful! 介个有用! English is Wealthy Brother pain at heart, upupdowndown anything, with said that really disgraced, mumbled two very to have the affective tone at home actually. 英语富贵哥心里的痛,upupdowndown什么的,拿出去说真的丢人,在家叨咕两句倒是挺有情调的。 But the issue is...... fiercest is the physique or English? 但问题是……最厉害的到底是形体还是英语 Physique I compared with you! 形体我比你强! ...... …… What third reply is Lu Yitian. 第三个回复的是卢一天 little elder brother, my yoga practices very much good! Hawk, sits the horn-balanced and Lord Shiva type......!” 小哥哥,我瑜伽练得很好哟!鹰式、坐角式、湿婆神式……统统都可以呢!” What messy?! 都什么乱七八糟的?! Has not used softly, passpass! 没软用,passpass! Is preparing to pull out, Lu Yitian sends in a picture suddenly. 正准备拉出去,卢一天突然发来一张图片。 Looks at my Lord Shiva! What kind of? xī xī......” “看我的湿婆神!怎么样?嘻嘻……” fuck! 卧槽 I take back the beforehand those words......, you practice many a little to use. 我收回之前那句话……呃,你练多少有点用。 Wang Yan watches that marvelous picture, felt that marvelous palpitation,...... had what god beast to hold up the pliers probably quietly. 汪言看着那张奇妙的照片,感觉到一种奇妙的悸动,就好像……有什么神兽悄悄举起了钳子。 Passable.” “凑合吧。” The aloof reply of speaking insincerely, Honest Wang decides to be individual well. 言不由衷的高冷回复,正派汪决定好好做个人。 Bai Zijiao and Tang Butian also reply. 紧接着,白子姣唐不甜同时回复。 What Dumpling returns: Is the special skill? I jump the ballet and ball piano since childhood, but is the level of amateur in oppressive vegetable/dish...... you asks this doing?” 饺子回的是:“就是特长呗?我从小跳芭蕾、弹钢琴,不过都是业余里虐菜的水平……你问这个干嘛?” The piano is useful, but your amateur oppressive vegetable/dish...... considers as finished, pass! 钢琴有用,不过您这业余虐菜……算了算了,pass吧! Tiantian is more modest. 甜甜更谦虚。 Four arts roughly understand 1~2, the level can also should be the calligraphy and drawing.( Shy) what has to move to need the person?” “琴棋书画都粗通一二,水平还可以的应该是书法和绘画。(害羞)是有什么活动需要出人么?” Has a look at others, the calligraphy and do the drawing have the style much? 啧,看看人家,书法和绘画多有格调? However Chief Wang still found it not enough, probably almost anything. 不过汪总仍旧觉得不够,好像差点什么。 female senior Li Shuyun is very probably busy, very rare simple reply, on two character —— 学姐李舒云好像很忙,非常罕见的简单回复,就两个—— Paints pictures.” “画画。” Receives, you are busy your.” “收到,你忙你的。” Porsche sells Wang Yan (king) to be very fun, what returned is: Fiercest? I fiercest skill records the digit, whose phone number sweeps, I can remember at least one year!” 保时捷销售王言挺好玩的,回的是:“最厉害?我最厉害的技能是记数字,扫一眼谁的手机号,我可以记住至少一年!” Okay, you are fierce, bye bye! 好好,你厉害,拜拜 Ye Yingying that just knew, Wang Yan rejected specially from SMS. 刚认识的叶莹莹,汪言特意从群发里剔除出去。 The relations have not arrived in that is inappropriate. 关系没到那份儿上,不合适。 Asked that a great-circle gets down, and does not have any special lets the Wang Yan heart movement skill. 问一大圈下来,并没有什么特别让汪言心动的技能 Regarding expressing that several of doubts, eldest young unification reply. 对于表示疑惑的那几位,大少统一回复。 Has a good deed, I prepare to pick up a lucky fellow.” “有件好事,我准备挑出一个幸运儿。” ...... …… Brother Dog are you devil?! 狗哥你是魔鬼么?! However everyone does not believe, thought Young Wang is Angel. 然而大家不这么认为,都觉得汪少天使 Lu Yitian: „! Good to anticipate ah!” 卢一天:“哇!好期待!” Real false? 真的假的? A your such saying, brother also really wants to look when you hold the jianbing roll green onion expression personally...... 你这么一说,还真想看着你亲手捧起煎饼卷大葱时的表情…… Li Nuoyi: When do you ask me to play? Recently I had the time.” 李诺一:“那你什么时候来找我玩?最近我都有时间。” Plays your sis, busy! 玩你,忙! Wang Yan (king): I am lucky enough! However if you have any good thing really no one to give, I do not select...... xī xī xī actually hee!” 王言:“我已经够幸运啦!不过如果你有什么好东西实在没人给,我倒是不挑……嘻嘻嘻嘻!” Un, the good thing to be many, you are waiting. 嗯,好东西可多了,你等着。 Yu Miao: I in the deep city, will rest today and tomorrow, is your lucky fellow with enough time?” 于渺:“我在深城,今明两天休,来得及做你的幸运儿吗?” With enough time, 来得及, You reported location, went quickly! Tiantian: „( **)” 你报位置,外卖很快的!甜甜:“(**)” Dumpling: Does not use too luck, there are 520 red packages on the line, snort/hum!” 饺子:“不用太幸运,有520红包就行,哼!” ...... Loulou this big mouth! ……楼楼这个大嘴巴! Wang Yan looks at Loulou subconsciously, then, looking pensive then looks at Like Jade, in the heart has an interesting idea suddenly...... 汪言下意识瞄一眼楼楼,然后,若有所思的回头看一眼如玉,心中突然生出一个有趣的想法…… he he! 嘿嘿 ...... …… Claps hands the period of time, still had no credible skill to appear, Wang Yan has to reconsider the usage-style. 呱唧好一阵子,仍旧没有任何靠谱的技能出现,汪言不得不重新考虑使用方式。 Actually, what if the jianbing roll green onion increases is four basic attributes, strength keen Tizhi, then does not need any hesitant, patted directly to Liu Li finished up. 其实,如果煎饼卷大葱增加的是四项基础素质,力敏体智,那么根本不需要任何犹豫,直接拍给刘璃就完事。 However, face value, stature and special three external minute/share of values, are not obviously important. 但是,颜值身材特殊三项外在分值,显然就没有那么重要。 Exactly said, is unimportant to Liu Li. 呃,确切的说,是对刘璃不重要。 The 30,000 external score, in the Wang Yan eye from the start is the floating clouds. 三万的外在分数,在汪言眼里压根就是浮云。 Low point or high, she is most unique that is Wang Yan at heart forever white moonlight, is in the rough seas the anchor of small broken ship, position no one can. 低一点或者高一点,她都是最独特的那个,是汪言心里永远的白月光,是大浪中小破船的锚,地位无人能及。 Initially if were not spur-of-the-moment, Wang Yan even never will check her difference. 当初如果不是一时冲动,汪言甚至永远都不会查她的分。 Liu Li, is so special. 刘璃,就是如此特殊 Naturally, if not +1, but is +5, that must certainly give 30,000. 当然,假如不是+1,而是+5,那肯定要给三万 Only then various +1 points...... 只有各+1点…… That matter. 就那么回事吧。 Later also has the opportunity, who knows how many show card show skill System does have? 以后又不是没有机会,谁知道系统有多少骚卡骚技能 Therefore most has the usage-style of performance-to-price ratio, adds new skill to oneself, best is skill of master rank. 所以最有性价比的使用方式,是给自己添上一个新技能,最好是大师级别的技能 Must invite the a seat over 90 female students, accompanies you to enjoy together 【必须邀请一位90以上的女生,陪你一同享受】 Card time limit: 30 minutes 【卡片限时:30分钟】 The description is very clear, in 30 minutes, with the goal of designation the scallion, who can finish eating simultaneously exactly, the opposite party takes the reward. 描述很明确,30分钟内,和选定的目标同时恰葱,谁能吃完,对方拿奖励。 Wang Yan surely does not have the issue, but that female student is very troublesome. 汪言肯定没问题,但是那位女生就很麻烦。 An entire root scallion, which female students is not the casual can all eat clean. 一整根葱,可不是随便哪个女生都能全吃光。 Moreover can eat clean merely was still insufficient, her body must have meaningful special skill to be good. 而且仅仅能吃光仍旧不够,她身上必须要有一个有意义的特殊技能才行。 Your sis, thinks to feel fearful! 的,想想都觉得可怕! ...... …… Currently speaking, skill highest-ranking definitely is 30,000. 目前来看,技能级别最高的肯定是三万 The outstanding level in specialized level, from top only misses such a stair. 专业级里的优秀水准,距离顶尖只差那么一个台阶。 However, classical dance, particularly Han-Tang classical dance, even is the big female main Han-Tang classical dance foundation of basic skills...... 但是,古典舞,尤其是汉唐古典舞,甚至是大女主汉唐古典舞功底…… Is really useless ah! 是真特么的没用 The skill value is far less than the calligraphy drawing of general department, even if only the drawing of ordinary expert rank. 介个技能的价值远不如通用系的书法绘画,哪怕只是普通高手级别的绘画。 However Liu Li's exists, provided new mentality —— to Wang Yan 但是刘璃的存在,给汪言提供了一个新的思路—— Must find skill, goes to specialized college. 要找好技能,就去专业学院 In the world always has such a young part heaven darling, not only attractive, and has the talent. 世界上总有那么一小部分上天宠儿,既漂亮,又有天赋。 The classical dance is useless, is the art or technique of singing always useful? 古典舞没用,唱功总有用吧? The calligraphy, drawing, piano, foreign language, photography and equestrian skill, ski and knock the code...... 书法、绘画、钢琴、外语、摄影、骑术、滑雪、敲代码…… Useful skill were too many, so long as in Use With Rank Before measured, can definitely find a specially valuable duplication target. 35 xs 有用的技能太多了,只要在【用途】和【级别】之前权衡好,肯定可以找到一个特别有价值的复制目标。35xs Temporarily...... should not be anxious. 暂时嘛……别急。 The bunker is a little happen to spatial, first receiving. 正好储藏库有点空,先收着呗。 Calculates, is preparing to attend a lecture well, He Miaomiao sends in the one delayed reply. 盘算完,正准备好好听课,何苗苗发来一条迟来的回复。 Fiercest? Not fiercest. I excel at so many things, can say equally the same as you listens?!” “最厉害?没有最厉害。我擅长那么多东西,难道要一样一样讲给你听?嘁!” This is one typical does not suffer the resentment uncomfortable personality. 这是一个典型的不挨怼难受型人格。 Must satisfy her! 必须满足她! Wang Yan knocks the character reply immediately: How therefore you do test into Xingshi? college entrance exam displays specially well, right?” 汪言马上敲字回复:“所以你是怎么考上星师的?高考发挥得特别好,对么?” Teacher He online irritable. 何老师在线暴躁 You are stupid! Therefore you do not understand, the talent of person has the limitation, I am not good at studying exactly!” “你蠢!所以你才不懂,人的天赋是有局限性的,我只是恰好不太擅长学习而已!” „, Study Dregs.” “哦,学渣。” Three characters, two punctuations, make He Miaomiao almost jump to trample the wall. 三个字,俩标点,就让何苗苗差点蹦起来踹墙。 Go away! Your watermelon do not think, throws down and breaks not to you exactly!” “滚!你的西瓜不要想了,摔碎都不给你恰!” Wang Yan calm reply, this many four characters. 汪言淡定的回复,这次多出四个字。 Did not speak credit Study Dregs.” “不讲信用学渣。” A pī li pā lā 7~8 expression explodes, various hammer bomb 40 meter broadsword turtles send the shock-wave...... 噼里啪啦七八个表情炸过来,各种锤子炸弹四十米大刀龟派冲击波…… Wang Yan smiles badly, no longer responds her. 汪言坏笑一下,不再搭理她。 How doesn't count on you to be able? 不指望你又能如何? brother alternative so many! 的备选那么多! However, eventually is a little curious, is very interesting, specially tsundere He Miaomiao, what most excels at? 不过,终究还是有点好奇的,特别有趣、特别傲娇何苗苗,到底最擅长什么? ...... …… The cleaning worldly thoughts, Wang Yan starts to attend a lecture earnestly. 洗净尘心,汪言开始认真听课。 Okay the learn/study is very early in the morning on the determination that below decides. 好好学习是一早就下定的决心。 The calculus are actually useful, from the start is not in the Wang Yan's consideration range, mainly still enriched itself. 微积分究竟有什么用处,压根不在汪言的考虑范围内,主要仍旧是充实自己。 Regarding Shenhao that will never be short of money, what knowledge has the actual use? 对于一个永不缺钱的神豪而言,什么知识有实际用处? Really cannot look for a specially necessary class. 真的找不出来一种特别有必要的门类。 Does not have any work must result is done personally, learns any knowledge, does not need the intense goal, does not need to consider to seek employment, application, pay and development. 没有什么工作必须得亲手去做,学习任何知识,都无需带着强烈的目的,不必考虑求职、应用、薪资、发展。 Therefore, Wang Yan instead can return to candid —— seeking knowledge of learn/study. 所以,汪言反而可以回归学习的本真——求知。 In the heart moves, eldest young with the solemn regular script, writes down two lines of characters in the page. 心中一动,大少用端庄的正楷,在书页上写下两行字。 Road endless its long and far, I will seek up and down. 路漫漫其修远兮,吾将上下而求索。 Actuates Qu Yuan to write down this sentence mood is the grief and indignation and generously, the Qu Yuan goal is not seeking knowledge, but practices self-cultivation, what expressed was one type is more plentiful, the vigorous and grand life pattern. 驱动屈原写下此句的情绪是悲愤和慨然,屈原的目标不是求知,而是修己,表达出来的是一种更加丰满、雄浑、壮丽的人生格局。 But Wang Yan's understood, is purer. 汪言的理解,则更加纯粹。 Does not understand asked, does not know studies. 不懂即问,不知则学。 Grasps such mentality, Wang Yan is feeling the calculus quickly charm, immerses in the books and teaching thoroughly. 秉持着这样的心态,汪言很快感受到微积分的魅力,彻底沉浸在书本和教学中。 Near finishing class, makes two exercises, is being the slope of tangent these words ponders a meeting to the geometrical significance of derivative, starts to expect tomorrow «University Algebra and Geometry». 临下课,做两道习题,对着“导数的几何意义是切线的斜率”这句话沉思一会,开始期待明天《大学代数与几何》 The math is very interesting. 数学很有趣。 The interesting place is, can display the high intelligence quotient existence significance. 有趣之处在于,能发挥出高智商的存在意义。 Looks Dutch Bean that touches own ears and cheeks, as well as abandons Squirrel Like Jade that cures thoroughly, the Chief Wang mood is excellent. 看着抓耳挠腮的荷兰豆,以及彻底弃疗的松鼠如玉,汪总心情大好。 Yeah, what a pity System comes late, otherwise, north last clear like taking off/escaping pants that simple ah...... 哎,可惜系统来得晚,要不然,上清北就像脱裤子那么简单…… Finishing class time about 5 points, Wang Yan is just about to eat meal with silly guys, was actually caught by class deputy Loulou. 下课的时候将近五点,汪言正要和沙雕们去吃饭,却被班副楼楼一把拽住。 class monitor ah, 11 last night was the party, the program of our class has not come out, how many were you worry about ah?” 班长,十一头天晚上就是新生晚会,咱们班的节目都没出来呢,您是不是多少操点心?” Holds the exercise......” “操操操……” Wang Yan raises hand to surrender, then after holding Like Jade's the nape of the neck, pushes toward Loulou side. 汪言举手投降,然后抓住如玉的后脖颈子,往楼楼身边儿一推。 „The male student here program, gave Shouzhong, if he could not complete your request, although hammered!” “男生这边的节目,就交给守中了,如果丫完不成你的要求,尽管往死里锤!” The voice falls, immediately must slip away. 话音一落,立即就要溜之大吉。 The female students in not far away create a disturbance. 不远处的女生们纷纷起哄。 class monitor, you are irresponsible!” 班长,你不负责!” Is ah, all female students you were responsible for...... hā hā hā in!” “就是,全班女生都在等你负责呢……哈哈哈!” The women more than one, are the real hooligans. 女人一多,是真的流氓。 However will Chief Wang fear this? 不过汪总会怕这个? Immediately stares: Otherwise do I mount the stage to give you to sing personally? Today the evening self-study tries to sing, you are the judge!” 当即一瞪眼睛:“要不然我亲自上台给你们唱首歌?今天晚自习就试唱,你们当评委!” All extinguishes instantaneously. 瞬间全灭。 With quail, looking at each other does not dare. 一个个跟鹌鹑似的,对视都不敢。 Chief Wang arrogant retreating. 汪总趾高气扬的撤退。 Remaining Loulou stunned stares the big eye, faces is being eager to try, exciting Wang Shouzhong. 剩下楼楼愕然的瞪大眼睛,面对着跃跃欲试、兴奋不已的王守中 ...... …… Plays knife and fork, vivid. 饱餐一顿,生龙活虎。 Xingshi first year uni a little specially unlucky —— on evening self-study. 星师大一有一点特别倒霉——得上晚自习。 In the classroom no teacher is staring, auxiliary lead one week not necessarily goes, but checking attendance, mentioned by name. 课堂上没什么老师盯着,辅导员一星期都不见得去一趟,但是得考勤、点名。 Why loves, the person must sit in the classroom in any case, starting from 6 : 30 pm, 8 ended. 爱干嘛干嘛,反正人得在教室里坐着,晚上6点半开始,八点结束。 Which therefore Wang Yan cannot go, has the little darling to treat in the classroom. 所以汪言哪都不能去,只好乖乖在教室里待着。 Happen to immediately must hold the party, the female students chirp the discussion what program, who gets up whose on anything, Wang Yan has not used up in the fixed read time of corner/horn two hour, but there is Speed Reading skill, looked that the specialized book was still not strenuous. 正好马上就要开新生晚会,女生们叽叽喳喳的讨论出什么节目、谁上谁不上什么的,汪言就在角两个小时的固定阅读时间早就已经用光,不过有快速阅读技能,看专业书仍旧毫不吃力。 No one dares to provoke. 没什么人敢来招惹。 The beforehand threat still came clearly into view, everyone for fear that Sir class monitor a word not at earliest convenience mounting the stage wind song. 之前的威胁仍旧历历在目,大家生怕班长大人一言不合就上台飙歌。 Quietly to below evening self-study, everyone hū hū hā hā to/clashes toward the bedroom, anxiously voice chat. 清静到下晚自习,大家伙儿呼呼哈哈的往寝室冲,急着回去开黑 After the female bedroom downstairs, Wang Yan remembers own melon suddenly. 经过女寝楼下,汪言突然想起自己的瓜。 den lives in Like Jade Dutch Bean, accompanies itself to go around on the drill ground. 一把扽住如玉荷兰豆,陪自己在操场上绕圈。 Why doesn't go to downstairs the female bedroom to defend? 为啥不去女寝楼下守着? Does not dare. 不敢。 Three male students in the tide that over a thousand female students compose, is spicy small and weak, pitiful and no use. 三个男生在上千女生所组成的大潮中,是辣么的弱小、可怜、无助。 Wang Yan very from heart is taking a stroll on the drill ground, dials what Miaomiao's telephone. 汪言很从心的在操场上溜达着,拨通何苗苗的电话。 „Does little fairy maiden, finish class?” 小仙女,下课啦?” The melon in others hands, the polite point does not have the fault. 瓜在人家手里,客气点没坏处的。 He Miaomiao is very wild: Snort! The yellow weasel pays new year's call to the chicken, hearing the sound to be able the brain to make up the image of your dog head dog brain!” 何苗苗就很猖狂:“哼!黄鼠狼给鸡拜年,听声音就能脑补出你狗头狗脑的形象!” I endure! 我忍! Wang Yan smiles specially naturally good gentle: Yo, but also is angry? What kind of, is the melon sweet?” 汪言笑得特别大方善良温柔:“哟,还生气呢?怎么样,瓜甜不甜?” He Miaomiao subconscious licks a lip, then about has a look, is a little afraid. 何苗苗下意识的舔一下嘴唇,然后左右看看,有点心虚。 Left Protector Little A sees that asked quietly: creditor?” 左护法小A见状,悄声问:“债主么?” He Miaomiao nods. 何苗苗点头。 Right Protector Little B grips the fist immediately: As scheduled handled affairs, you towed, hang there!” 右护法小B立即攥拳:“按照原计划行事,你拖一下,坚持住!” He Miaomiao the face is nodding painstakingly. 何苗苗苦着脸点头。 Then Little B dēng dēng dēng charges into the school gate. 然后小B噔噔噔冲向校门。 He Miaomiao deep breath one breath, cold snort/hum of speaking insincerely: „Before and is good...... not me, neon watermelon that eats is sweet!” 何苗苗深呼吸一口气,言不由衷的冷哼:“还、还行吧……没我以前吃的霓虹西瓜甜!” aiyowei, really presses you, puts out that far melon to come the ratio. 哎哟喂,真难为你,拿出那么远的瓜来比。 Wang Yan suppresses to smile to ask back: Ok, later yourself buy the neon melon, after today's tent/account we tie, pats two powder, does not owe, Ok?” 汪言憋笑反问:“行,以后你自己买霓虹瓜,今天的帐咱们结完以后,一拍两散,互不相欠,可以吧?” That how?!” “那怎么可以?!” He Miaomiao blurted out, then immediately starts to regret. 何苗苗脱口而出,然后马上就开始后悔。 aiya, acts with constraint to select ah little fairy maiden! 哎呀,矜持点小仙女 Luckily many years of pursued experience support, soon found the reason that continues to pull. 幸好有多年被追求的经验支撑,很快找到继续扯下去的理由。 How did you scold my tent/account to calculate this afternoon?” “你今天下午骂我的帐怎么算?” What did I scold you?” Asking that Wang Yan is calm and composed even in press of work. “我骂你什么了?”汪言好整以暇的问。 You scolded me are Study Dregs!” “你骂我是学渣!” Therefore you? If yes, I mentioned the fact.” “所以你是不是呢?如果是,那我就只是讲出事实而已。” You...... you bully the person! Wū wū......” “你……你欺负人!呜呜……” That what to do?” “那怎么办呢?” You apologized!” “你道歉!” How does that apologize you to satisfy?” “那怎么道歉你才会满意呢?” Un...... I think that ah...... was inferior, you compensated your melon to me are good!” “嗯……我想想……不如,你就把你的那个瓜赔给我好了!” Well? Hadn't that melon been eaten by you?” “咦?那个瓜不是早就被你吃掉了吗?” Is ah, therefore......! Do your you, how you know?” “是,所以……呀!你你你,你是怎么知道的?” He Miaomiao has a scare, almost falls the ground cellphone. 何苗苗吓一大跳,差点把手机摔地上。 Wang Yan he he smiles , to continue to ask: Therefore you pull with me here, in the protracted time, the preparation buys one again?” 汪言嘿嘿一笑,继续问:“所以你在这儿跟我扯来扯去,是在拖延时间,准备再去买一个?” He Miaomiao felt that really damn, fellow what knows? 何苗苗感觉真是见了鬼了,那家伙怎么什么都知道? Does not know that should say what good, the card of making excuses there. 不知道该说什么好,支支吾吾的卡在那里了。 I...... am not............ that and that......” “我……不是……呃……那、那……” Yeah, you disappointed me......” “哎,你太让我失望了……” Wang Yan sighed, immediately hung up the telephone. 汪言叹口气,立即挂断电话。 Puts down cellphone, could not stretch thoroughly, is covering mouth, kept laughing stuffily. 才一放下手机,就彻底绷不住了,捂着嘴,闷笑个不停。 This woman that funny ah? 姑娘怎么那么逗 When she starts to pester endlessly, Wang Yan has not realized right. 早在她开始胡搅蛮缠的时候,汪言就已经意识到不对。 Then the proud character, you are not feeling well, do you hang my telephone ah actually? 那么骄傲的性格,你不爽,你倒是挂我电话 Does not have the words to look for the words there hardly, must have the issue. 在那儿没话硬找话,必有问题。 Really, cheated to cheat the truth. 果然,一诈就诈出真相了。 Wang Yan realized suddenly, although this woman definitely has many pursuers, the experience that but has to do with the male student are not many, is typical emotional quotient intelligence quotient double low. 汪言突然意识到,这姑娘虽然肯定有很多追求者,但是和男生打交道的经验却并不多,是典型的情商智商双低款。 Does not know that is the inborn background is not good, is the growth environment is too pure. 不知道是天生底子就不行,还是成长环境太单纯。 In any case, teases with teasing cat, was too simply interesting. 反正,逗起来就和逗猫似的,简直太有趣了。 Yeah! My such good ah? 哎!我怎么这么善良 Does not collect the one cent school expense how teaches you to face the new driver...... 不收一分钱学费的教你怎么面对新手司机…… You're welcome, you're welcome! 不用谢,别客气! Like Jade and Dutch Bean ignorant looks that Wang Yan smiles there badly, look at each other in blank dismay. 如玉荷兰豆懵懵的看着汪言在那儿自个儿坏笑,不由面面相觑。 What situation? 啥情况? old boss this stretches out the evil clutches to whom? 老大这是又对谁伸出魔爪了? damn ah, according to gets down, management institute can also the remaining whole stature? 麻蛋,照这么下去,经管院还能不能剩下一个囫囵个儿的了? Like Jade suddenly disappointed sighing: Yeah! I decided that looks for object ah, I must go round management institute. Such several good cabbages, an insufficient old boss man-made disaster calamity......” 如玉突然怅然的叹口气:“哎!我决定了,找对象,我得绕开经管院。就那么几颗好白菜,都不够老大一个人祸祸的……” Dutch Bean is very calm. 荷兰豆就很冷静。 Awakes! The management institute over 80 female students have more than enough to spare with you. You have no conflict with old boss.” “醒醒!经管院80以上的女生配你都绰绰有余。你跟老大没有任何冲突。” Like Jade anger. 如玉怒了。 I cannot pull up, couldn't have the dream? How cultivates the behavior can so salt fish!” “我撩不上,难道还不可以拥有梦想么?做人怎么可以如此咸鱼!” Dutch Bean continues calmly, expression simple and honest racket Like Jade shoulder. 荷兰豆继续冷静,表情憨厚的拍拍如玉肩膀。 ah, you are the one hairtail, will grip on the waist not to turn into the alligator skin. With your Northeastern Mandarin: Disappears following that B stops, old boss wants to hammer you to come in the afternoon, how to have counted?” “中,你就是一条带鱼,扎腰上也不会变成鳄鱼皮。用你们东北话来说:消B停的跟上,老大下午就想锤你来着,咋这么没数呢?” Like Jade gives up all dreams immediately, jolts the summit to rush to Wang Yan behind, asking of dog-leg: „Does Brother Wang, we return sleeps voice chat not? I have a new idea: The Kamishimono area four guarantee one!” 如玉顿时放弃一切梦想,颠颠冲到汪言身后,狗腿的问:“汪哥,咱们回寝开黑不?我有个新想法:上下野区四保一!”
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