LSD :: Volume #2

#195: Meeting by chance


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The two small spying looks at each other one, decides to put out to select routine......, puts out a skill. 两个小侦探对视一眼,决定拿出点套路……呃,拿出点本事来。 Little Red, looks at Song Chen quickly, is so handsome?” 小红,快看宋辰,是不是好帅?” Un un! However I like a big overwhelming power point, Gao Hu is good.” “嗯嗯!不过我喜欢高大威猛一点的,高虎就不错。” I like the graceful, Song Chen is really attractive!” “我喜欢帅的,宋辰真好看!” Little Wang is quite pitiful, is not only not most graceful, is not stature best...... yeah, the standard-bearer definitely has no chance.” 小汪好可怜,既不是最帅的,又不是身材最好的……哎,旗手肯定没希望。” He Miaomiao could not bear finally, raised the head, keeps a serious look attended class to miss sis. 何苗苗终于忍不住了,抬起头,表情严肃的给小姐上课。 I told you, looked at the male student, certainly cannot only look at the semblance!” “我跟你们讲,看男生,一定不能只看外表!” What does that look at?” “那看什么?” Little Red is open-minded, Teacher He mental inspires, gets online immediately. 小红不耻下问,何老师精神一振,立马上线。 Man ah, no matter is big, can be divided into three —— good at chasing girls, not good at chasing girls, not interested in girls entirely.” “男人,不管多大,统统可以分为三种——擅长追女生的、不擅长追女生的、对女生不感兴趣的。” Little Yellow raises hand to inquire suddenly: How to distinguish a man to be interested in the female student?” 小黄突然举手提问:“怎么分辨一个男人对女生感不感兴趣呢?” He Miaomiao imposing manner astonishing beckons with the hand: all of the guys who don't peek at me, yes, you pay attention to observe well!” 何苗苗气势惊人的一摆手:“所有不怎么偷瞄我的男人,都是,你们注意观察就好啦!” Little Red Little Yellow lifts the hand-held volume, suddenly wants to complain. 小红小黄抬手扶额,突然很想吐槽。 He Miaomiao actually full of enthusiasm continues the popular science. 何苗苗却兴致勃勃的继续科普着。 good at chasing girls not necessarily is the unprincipled person and not good at chasing girls not necessarily is the good person, but, can the more handsome the boy, the worse they are at chasing girls, understand?” 擅长追女生的不一定是坏人、不擅长追女生的不一定是好人,但是,长得越帅的男生就越不擅长追女生,能明白么?” Well, a little truth......” “咦,有点道理哦……” That natural!” “那当然!” The He Miaomiao happy, favorite and small chin raised. 何苗苗开心、得意、小下巴又扬了起来。 Therefore, if a male grows not only attractive, and will pull up, that basically is a playboy big bastard, after meeting, must leave by far!” “所以呢,如果一个男生长得既好看,又会撩,那基本就是一个花花公子大坏蛋,遇到以后一定要离远远的!” Is clear......” “明白明白……” Then, if a male student is unattractive, dares to flirt, that definitely returns the dregs compared with playboy, you ten million/countless are surely careful, certainly cannot relax vigilantly!” “然后呢,如果一个男生不好看,又特别敢撩会撩,那肯定比花花公子还渣,你们千万千万要小心,一定不能放松警惕!” Good good......” “好的好的……” Is perfunctory, Little Red Little Yellow responded suddenly, wait/etc...... 敷衍完,小红小黄突然反应过来,等等…… Miaomiao ah, you changed the subject!” 苗苗,你跑题啦!” Is ah, asked how you see the man, where pulled?” “就是,问你怎么看男人,扯哪儿去了?” „......” “呃……” He Miaomiao jams immediately. 何苗苗顿时卡壳。 Saw that her big eyes transfer the ah revolutions, transferred several, finally round. 就看到她大眼睛转转,转了好几圈,才终于圆了回来。 A moment ago that was the basic theory, looking at the man was the advanced application, without the foundation, how to understand the advanced application?” “刚才那是基础理论,看男人是高级应用,没有基础,怎么理解高级应用?” Good all various professions, you said the conclusion directly, ok?” Little Red was about to take. “行行行,你直接说结论,好吧?”小红快服了。 Conclusion is to certainly look at detail ah!” A righteous idle talk. “结论当然是看细节!”理直气壮的一句废话。 How therefore you do observe the detail?” Little Yellow also took. “所以你到底怎么观察细节?”小黄也服了。 Yes, when a male student facing me, looked that actually he looks at my many times, to have the intention to do oneself matter secretly, to dare with me to look at each other and so on.” “就是,当一个男生面对我的时候,看他究竟偷瞄我多少次、有没有用心做自己的事、敢不敢跟我对视之类的。” He Miaomiao said is very earnest, two bosom friend thorough was speechless. 何苗苗说的很认真,两个闺蜜却彻底无语了。 Miaomiao ah! Do you have the multi- narcissism?!” 苗苗!你到底是有多自恋?!” He Miaomiao thought on the contrary did not understand: What relations this and does the narcissism have? You look at that eight male students, is Wang Yan is obviously most dedicated, next is Song Chen, the least concentrated is the one called whatever Hu, very accurate ah!” 何苗苗反倒觉得不理解:“这和自恋有什么关系?你们看那八个男生,明显是汪言最专注,其次是宋辰,最不集中的就是那个什么虎,很准的!” Right, your! 对对对,你准你准! By the intuition living big shot, must summarize the theory...... 靠直觉活着的大佬,偏偏非要总结理论…… Cannot stir up! 惹不起惹不起! Two bosom friend routine, almost wraps to go in oneself, only makes clear matter —— 闺蜜套路一圈,差点把自己套进去,只搞清楚一件事—— He Miaomiao truly observed Wang Yan, but, she is idling bored, observed all male students! 何苗苗确实观察了汪言,但是,她是闲着无聊,把所有男生都观察了一遍! Hey?! 噫?! Actually does not have problem ah...... 其实没毛病…… Daily stupidly is exposing to the sun on the drill ground, a day at least exposes to the sun for 4 hours, idles is being all right to do, don't the front 8 monkeys, look to do ah? 天天在操场上傻晒着,一天至少晒四个小时,闲着没事儿干,面前就有八只猴,不看干嘛 Understandable! 可以理解的嘛! The Little Red Little Yellow two vegetable/dish chickens, around around circled oneself blurry, neglected an issue thoroughly. 小红小黄两只菜鸡,绕着绕着就把自己绕迷糊了,彻底忽略掉一个问题。 Right, everyone is observing that 8 male students. 没错,所有人都在观察那八个男生。 However...... 但是…… Why haven't oneself discovered the Wang Yan's progress? 为什么自己没有发现汪言的进步呢? first day Wang Yan, the performance is in 8 male students is worst. 第一天的汪言,表现是八个男生里面最差的。 A night of high-intensity mental ability activity and thought collide, again insolation one in the morning, making almost heat-stroke Wang Yan seem like creakies simply. 一夜的高强度脑力活动、思想碰撞,再暴晒一上午,让差点中暑的汪言看上去简直摇摇欲坠。 However today, Doggy is the audience is faintly strongest. 然而今天,狗子隐隐已是全场最强。 Three days of high standards and high-intensity trainings, have not wasted after all. 三天的高标准、高强度训练,终归没有白费。 The Wang Yan's movement is getting more and more standard, detail to have the effort more and more, has certainly no way to compare with the national flag class, but puts in one group of first year uni new students, but also very looks like that a matter. 汪言的动作越来越标准、细节越来越有力度,跟国旗班当然没法比,但是搁在一群大一新生中,还挺像那么回事的。 Only pitifully, the female students are insensitive to this matter, from the start few detected personally. 只可惜,女生们对这种事一点都不敏感,压根没有几个人察觉。 The Economics Class One female schoolmates, can actually get to the Wang Yan's growth. 倒是经济一班的女同学们,能够get到汪言的成长。 Fang Yu is urging Tang Butian: Tiantian, class monitor is really good charm, particularly trains with single-hearted devotion time , takes him with a sense of urgency quickly!” 方雨又在撺掇唐不甜:“甜甜,班长真的好有魅力,尤其是专心训练的时候,抓紧抓紧,快把他拿下!” The Tiantian recent several days a little shrink: Others have the girlfriend......” 甜甜最近几天有点缩:“人家有女朋友……” Fang Yu: „......” 方雨:“……” Air/Qi clenches teeth. 气得直咬牙。 Bai Zijiao is acting like a spoiled brat with Yi Dashuai: Great General ah, class monitor always plays the fool with me, what to do ah?” 白子姣则在跟易大帅撒娇:“大帅,班长总是跟我装傻,怎么办?” Great General thinks, straightforward striking one's chest: I can help you push over, tie up and force in little black room him, the remaining matters you clench teeth and stamp the feet, handled. If you set firm resolve, shouted me momentarily!” 大帅想了想,豪爽的拍胸脯:“我可以帮你把他按倒、捆住、塞进小黑屋,剩下的事儿你一咬牙、一跺脚,就搞定了。你要是下定决心,随时喊我!” Great General, you really really kind......” 大帅,你真够意思……” Dumpling does not know whether to laugh or cry expressed gratitude, in the heart actually exudes an anxiety. 饺子哭笑不得的表示感谢,心中却泛起一丝忧虑。 I do not dare, but, heard that third year uni fourth year uni female senior are various comes? 我是不敢啦,但是,听说大三大四学姐们都是各种强来的? Yeah, what to do if they do stare at Wang Yan should ah? 哎,如果她们盯上汪言该怎么办 Should unable...... 应该不会吧…… second year uni, third year uni and fourth year uni should senior enough divide? 大二大三大四学长们应该够分吧? ...... …… 5 : 1 is at least proportion, enough divided yourself not to have the points?! 至少5:1的比例,够不够分你自己心里没点数么?! Whom deceives here? 在这儿骗谁呢? ...... …… The self- deceit does not have the good end. 自我欺骗是没有好下场的。 Dumpling waits for 15 minutes of relaxation time finally, is thinking must deliver a bottle of water in the past, is hesitating, the eye stares suddenly in a big way. 饺子终于等来15分钟休息时间,想着要不要送瓶水过去,正在犹豫着,眼睛突然瞪大。 Outside drill ground, graceful leisurely walks female senior. 操场外面,盈盈款款的走来一个学姐 Wears the white shorts, steps on a double fastener foot slightly to tow, to hit a powder flower umbrella coolly, big wave beautiful hair hangs loose, to good to feel that feminine qualities. 穿着白色的短裤,踩着一双夹趾小凉拖,打着一柄粉花花的太阳伞,一头大波浪秀发披散开,离着好远就能感觉到那股女人味。 On the drill ground attractive woman are many, but puts on army training uniform, is plain, the hot perspiration is dripping, the earth rural area pullets, simply are that female senior best set-off. 操场上好看姑娘再多,可是一个个都穿着军训服,素面朝天,热汗淋漓,土似农村小母鸡,简直就是那位学姐最好的陪衬。 Moreover that female senior aura was too strong, is going against over a thousand people of vision, walks toward in like the different kind, unexpectedly did not instigate. 而且那位学姐气场太强了,顶着上千人的目光,像个异类一样往里走,居然一点不怂。 The movement does not lose shape, the smile is self-confident. 动作丝毫不走样,笑容自信至极。 Simply is...... the colorful pressure audience. 简直是……艳压全场。 This matter had no relations with Dumpling. 原本这事儿跟饺子没有任何关系。 female senior how? 学姐咋的? How loves how! 爱咋咋的! However what made her feel anxious was...... 然而令她倍感不安的是…… That female senior is carrying several bottles of different types ice water, looks at that stance, probably directly soars Wang Yan to go! 学姐拎着几瓶不同种类的冰水,看那架势,好像是直奔汪言而去! Can't?! 不会吧?! ...... …… Most fears anything, comes anything. 最怕什么,就来什么。 female senior arrives in front of Wang Yan to stop, holds up the plastic bag in hand, opens the mouth that the winning smile is attractive. 学姐一路走到汪言面前停下,举起手里的塑料袋,巧笑倩兮的开口。 Of bang, in many people of brains was ignorant. 轰的一下,好多人脑子里都懵了。 Nearby the drill ground is scattering about thousand people, all neat looking to Wang Yan. 操场附近散落着近千人,全都齐刷刷的望向汪言 Squirrel absent-minded muttering: My big brother is real show ah......” 松鼠失神的喃喃自语:“我大哥是真骚……” Dutch Bean gives him directly a pestle: What to talk nonsense? Brother Wang at all is not that person!” 荷兰豆直接给丫一杵子:“瞎说啥呢?汪哥根本不是那种人!” The Sichuan Brat straight flexure scalp, that called a confusion. 川娃直挠头皮,那叫一个困惑。 Yesterday evening was this female senior had not run evidently, whose was that other day and ah?” “看样子昨天晚上是和这位学姐没跑了,那上回是和谁?” „It is not right!” “不对!” Like Jade intelligence quotient gets online suddenly, turns into Shouzhong · Follmer to leave. 如玉突然智商上线,变成守中·福尔摩出。 Today the big brother condition good is too more than previous time, female senior stature is so overbearing, a matter is unscientific! Therefore the truth only had one...... other day at least two!” “今天大哥的状态比上次好太多,学姐身材那么霸道,介事儿不科学!所以真相只有一个……上回至少俩!” fuck! 卧槽 silly guys was inferred by Like Jade's startled unbearable, looking at each other in blank dismay, more is pondering over more felt...... 沙雕们都被如玉的推断惊够呛,面面相觑着,越琢磨越觉得…… Very about logical ah! 很合逻辑 Beanie does not dare to speak for Wang Yan, now this condition, how sees that after seeming like for night is good to rest, to come out to feed the dog grain. 豆儿都不敢替汪言说话了,现在这状况,怎么看都像是一夜好睡以后出来喂狗粮。 The key question is...... 关键问题是…… little fatty Hu Liang collects suddenly, asked the key: brother several, where does Young Wang usually always go to play ah?” 小胖子胡亮突然凑过来,问出关键:“几个,汪少平时总去哪玩?” No one responded. 没人回应。 We also want to know ah! 我们也想知道 Similarly is the first year uni new student|life, daily is fooling around together, Wang Yan goes out more than sis, goes out again more than sister...... 同样都是大一新生,天天都在一块儿厮混着,汪言出去一趟多个儿,再出去一趟多个…… Why to here, can only coax in the class that group of empresses to play daily? 为啥到我们这里,就只能天天哄着班里那群娘娘玩? Even in the class that several do not roar clearly! 甚至班里那几个都哄不明白! your mother, may really be...... 尼玛的,介可真是…… The dry drought dies, drowning of waterlogging! 旱的旱死,涝的涝死! ...... …… Wealthy Brother truly feels a little waterlogging. 富贵哥确实觉得有点涝。 big sister, I with your not ripe ah! 大姐,我跟你不熟 Your what's the matter? 你们一个个的都是怎么回事? I said that I do not think, why can compel me to think?! 我都说我不想了,为啥非得逼我想?! However others smile such as flower walks, can't foot divine dragon fishtail to trample to fly? 然而人家笑颜如花的走过来,总不能一脚神龙摆尾踹飞出去吧? Has seemingly calm coming to a stop, to endure the back good several hundred small lasers, is waiting for the female senior opens the mouth. 只好貌似镇定的站稳,忍着后背上好几百道小激光,等着学姐开口。 female senior is not others, was on the 1 st that night, when see, that arts institute third year uni female student who said something to smooth things over on own initiative. 学姐不是别人,正是一号那天晚上,在see时,主动来搭讪的那位美院大三女生。 Li...... Li Shuyun?! 李……李舒云?! Li Shuyun stands firm facing Wang Yan, raised the plastic bag naturally, bright smiling. 李舒云面对汪言站定,大大方方提起塑料袋,灿烂的笑着。 Wang Yan, knows that you train painstakingly, specially for the iced drink and mineral water that you buy, said thank you quickly!” 汪言,知道你训练苦,特意给你买的冰镇饮料和矿泉水,快说谢谢!” Li Shuyun was still that initiative, but no longer called male junior, changed to says the Wang Yan given name. 李舒云仍旧是那么主动,但是不再叫学弟,改为直呼汪言大名。 Un, probably new routine. 嗯,像是新套路 Keeping pace with the times driving onee-san ah...... is hard to deal with! 与时俱进的主动型御姐……最是难缠! Receives? 收? Doesn't receive? 不收? Wang Yan a little numb claw, therefore has to seek help System. 汪言有点麻爪,于是只好求助系统 Beauty Radar Opens, stature points and specialty points are not very high, is the rejection, much immediately simple? 美女雷达】一开,身材分特殊分不够高,立马拒绝,多简单? The second opens the radar second to feed back. 秒开雷达秒反馈。 Li Shuyun, 22 years old, face value points 91, stature points 95, specialty points 84 李舒云,22岁,颜值分91,身材分95,特殊分84】 thank you.” 谢谢。” Wang Yan received the plastic bag with a smile. 汪言笑着接过塑料袋。 Is the man, is polite, results in the gentleman. 做男人呢,得有礼貌,得绅士。 Puts out a hand not to hit the smile person, is the Shenhao most basic self-control. 伸手不打笑脸人,是神豪最基本的涵养。 Really. 真的。 ...... …… How Li Shuyun this woman said that actually face value does not conform to Wang Yan's to be aesthetic specially, is mainly two —— 李舒云姑娘怎么说呢,其实颜值不是特别符合汪言的审美,主要是两点—— The tip of the nose has the tears mole. 鼻尖有泪痣。 The forehead is bright and clean, greatly. 额头光洁饱满,偏大。 However, radar score, Wang Yan's individual aesthetic is not the sole criterion, but will synthesize human to be together aesthetic in that foundation. 但是呢,雷达评分,汪言的个人审美不是唯一标准,而是会在那个基础上综合人类共同审美。 Therefore the final face value points number, actually has certain flexible leeway. 所以最终的颜值分数,其实会存在着一定的弹性空间。 Wang Yan feels beautiful, certainly is really beautiful. 汪言觉得美的,一定是真美。 Wang Yan feels general, so long as can on 90, very be actually beautiful. 汪言觉得一般的,只要能上90,其实也特别美。 Even may have some extreme condition —— score to only have 90 woman, in other person eyes, is 99 points of peak. 甚至有可能发生极端情况——某个评分只有90的姑娘,在另外一些人眼中,是99分的极致 Li Shuyun is such a beautiful has the characteristics very much, not internet celebrity woman. 李舒云就是这么一个美得很有特色,一点不网红姑娘 Naturally, what making Wang Yan very accidental/surprised is her stature points. 当然,让汪言特别意外的是她的身材分 The proportion is good, has the content. 比例好,有内容。 Only can so appraise roughly. 大致上只能如此评价。 Naturally, managing you to be how attractive, in any case Chief Wang is not the casual person. 当然,管你怎么漂亮呢,反正汪总不是随便的人。 Accepts the gift, felt that behind vision temperature is getting higher and higher, immediately opens the mouth to say goodbye. 收下礼物,感觉到身后的目光温度越来越高,马上开口道别。 female senior, I must start to train, next time will chat again.” 学姐,我要开始训练了,下次再聊。” Li Shuyun looks at the Wang Yan gentle profound eye, just emitted point at heart that little self-satisfied, immediately was pounded in the mud. 李舒云看着汪言平和深邃的眼睛,心里刚刚冒出尖儿的那一点点得意,顿时被砸回泥里。 male junior, do you drink up my water not to acknowledge mistakes? 学弟,你喝完我的水就不认账? Has not drunk. 哦,还没喝呢。 That not okay! 那也不行啊 Accepts at least must give the point to feed back? 收下至少就得给点反馈吧? You do not give, I want! 你不给,我自己要! The Xingshi female student, does not have the object on own initiative forever, who feared who! 星师的女生,不主动永远没对象,谁怕谁! Good, you try hard to train, when the time comes I will go to refuel to you! The phone number report comes up, I dial to you.” “好的,你努力训练,到时候我会去给你加油的!手机号报上来,我给你拨过去。” 138......” “138……” Wang Yan briefly says intent gai reply one skewer of numbers. 汪言言简意赅的回复一串数字。 Without the means that asked this degree, how to feel all right does not give ah? 没办法,问到这种程度,怎么好意思不给 Politeness, un, politeness! 礼貌,嗯,礼貌! Li Shuyun returns directly dials, then also said: My WeChat is phone number, some time remember to add on. bye bye!” 李舒云直接回拨,然后又道:“我的微信号就是手机号,有时间记得加上。拜拜!” Congratulates the new group to add the rookie again. 得,恭喜新群组再添新人。 Applauded ends! 鼓掌就完了! When female senior confident and free retreats, Wang Yan carries the plastic bag to think, pulls out mineral water that a bottle ices, other apportioning gentlemen. 等到学姐潇洒撤退,汪言拎着塑料袋想了想,掏出一瓶冰镇的矿泉水,把其余的分给男士们。 Song Chen, Old Xu and Old Wang (king), get the water!” 宋辰老徐老王,过来拿水!” Xu Tianci does not treat at heart sees Wang Yan, but the face work has had no problem. 徐天赐心里不怎么待见汪言,但是表面工作一直没什么毛病。 hears Yandian coming, asking of winking: ah that Chief Wang, where that female senior pulls up? Really attractive!” 闻言颠颠的过来,挤眉弄眼的问:“汪总,那位学姐是哪儿撩来的?真漂亮!” Does not know when hits gets up, university lives on calls some, some always, some boss suddenly popularly, the relations are intimate with again on the son, grandson and big nephew. 不知道打什么时候起,大学生之间突然就流行称呼某少、某总、某老板,关系再亲近点就儿子、孙子、大侄子。 If Wang Yan had not been in contact with the society, possibly called with them. 如果汪言一直没有接触到社会,可能就跟着他们那么叫了。 However does not have means ah, several comes back outside wave, many names feel irritable, therefore called the nickname either, either called Old Xu and Old Wang (king) and so on. 但是没办法,在外面浪好几圈回来,好多称呼都觉得别扭,所以要么叫外号,要么叫老徐老王之类的。 The name seems specially old-fashioned, but instead lets many person unclear sleep/felt severe respect. 称呼显得特别老派,但是反而让很多人不明觉厉的敬重。 Wang Yan feel bewildered. 汪言自己都觉得莫名其妙。 Wang Yihang specially happy selects a bottle to be extravagant, delivers ass-licking: Young Wang, benefits from association with your taking advantage of your luck, when is tired looks like dummy unexpectedly has ice cola to drink!” 王一航特别开心的挑一瓶阔乐,送上马屁:“汪少,沾你的光借你的福,累得像傻哔时居然有冰阔乐喝!” In three people, the only Song Chen's expression is a little strange. 三人里,唯独宋辰的表情有点怪异。 Brother Wang, do you like old point female student ah?” 汪哥,你喜欢岁数大点的女生?” Wang Yan spoke thoughtlessly to crack a joke: Actually I only like —— being attractive.” 汪言随口开玩笑:“其实我只喜欢一种——漂亮的。” Everyone laughs, echoes: We are the same!” 大家一阵哄笑,纷纷附和:“那咱俩一样!” Smiles to knock it off , to continue to train. 笑完就拉倒,继续训练。 Leaves behind suspicion one after another. 留下一堆一堆的猜想。 That side the female students will definitely have many discussions, Wang Yan is well aware. 女生那边肯定会有很多议论,汪言心知肚明。 The concentration that however long-term compulsory read trains, lets Wang Yan in the sentry post loud flash, forces itself regardless the distracting thoughts, does at this time this matter of doing. 但是长期强制性阅读培养出来的专注力,让汪言在哨响的一瞬间,就强制自己抛开杂念,做此时该做的事。 When stops work for the day, the discussion has stood still. 等到收工的时候,议论已然停歇。 Therefore, when except for dinner by silly guys beyond the period of time, the visit of Li Shuyun, had not been brought any difficulty to Wang Yan. 于是,除了晚餐时被沙雕们哔哔一阵子以外,李舒云的来访,并没有给汪言带来任何困扰。 Until evening. 直到晚上。 Wang Yan hides in grove as usual extra training. 汪言照常躲在小树林加练 At present not far away, floats a scarlet one-piece dress suddenly. 眼前不远处,突然飘来一袭大红连衣裙。 Well? Wang Yan?! Do you hide here to do?” “咦?汪言?!你躲这儿干什么呢?” Looks that a Li Shuyun face did not appear the false pleasantly surprised smile, the Wealthy Brother headache. 看着李舒云一脸丝毫不显得假的惊喜笑容,富贵哥头疼了。 big sister ah, recently I am not really convenient! 大姐,最近一段时间我真不方便! Can't you wait again? 你就不能再等等? In October we meet by chance again, you look okay? 10月份咱俩再偶遇,你看中不中?
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