The first year uni new student|life in the campus, most time is acting being bullied by everybody persona. 大一新生在校园里,大多数时间都扮演着一个人见人欺的角色。 Auxiliary lead, dormkeeper, senior, female senior and cafeteria bringing something from the kitchen to the table aunt...... even sways the stray dog in campus to dare to clash melon babies Wang Wang two. 辅导员、舍管、学长、学姐、食堂打饭阿姨……甚至晃荡在校园里的流浪狗都敢冲瓜娃子们汪汪两声。 The children who because just entered a school, are passing the shy, cautious and timid curiosity everywhere, asking the person to see cannot bear bear. 因为刚入学的孩子们,处处都透着青涩、拘谨、怯生生的好奇,叫人一看到就忍不住熊一下。 Naturally, would the exception. 当然,总会有例外的。 On the giant drill ground, most classes and grades and square formations have gathered in together, some are lining up in formation, some waiting line up in formation. 巨大的操场上,大部分班级、方阵都已经聚在一块儿,有些正在列队,有些等待列队。 Distant, the entrance walks one group. 遥遥的,门口走来一行人。 One centimeter circle inch is only a general term, in fact, is short one azure stubble, the hair silk is softer must cut more pastes the scalp, otherwise cannot set upright. 一厘米圆寸只是一个泛称,实际上,就是短短一层青茬,头发丝越软就得剪得越贴头皮,要不然竖不起来。 Hair longest Wang Yan is less than one centimeter, shortest Like Jade basically is the green skin. 头发最长的汪言不到一厘米,最短的如玉基本就是青皮。 Therefore other characteristics did not say, heads under Sun, are exuding that type of turning green light. 所以别的特点不好说,一颗颗脑袋在太阳底下,泛着那种发青的光。 One line of six people, the imposing manner makes widely known like Jupiter patrols the streets. 一行六人,气势张扬如同太岁巡街。 The left Protector person comes insane Like Jade to put out a hand to stroke own green skin, glances right and left, self-satisfied, self-sensation skirt skirt dá, probably Shanghai tycoon Du Shengyue, no matter therefore looks at each other with whom on, was inexpensive returns stares the past. 左护法人来疯如玉伸手捋着自己的青皮,左顾右盼,志得意满,自我感觉屌屌哒,像是魔都大亨杜笙月,于是不管跟谁对视上,都贱兮兮回瞪过去。 Frightens others beautiful face changes countenance , is quite fearful! 吓得人家花容变色,哇,好可怕！ The right Protector Sichuan Brat Zhang Yiwei original hairstyle is the both sides shaves clean, now on the head takes away a lid, according to the hairstyle seemed like Deyunshe to engage in the crosstalk, but person guardian ominous ah! 右护法川娃张易伟原本的发型就是两侧剃光,现在脑瓜上面又扣个盖,按发型来说像是德云社说相声的,但是人家长得凶啊！ Valiant aura, like the bloodline purest double bonus stick, is chewing the chewing gum, as if will cut the person for big brother momentarily. 一身彪悍气息,如同血统最纯正的双花红棍,嚼着口香糖,仿佛随时都会替大哥斩人。 White ghost Song Chen, that is really the white and real ghost. 白煞宋辰,那是真的白、真的煞。 Originally on facial paralysis, now because beautiful hair was flickered the green skin by big brother, the whole body lends „darling is unhappy” the negative aura. 原本就面瘫,现在又因为一头秀发被大哥忽悠成青皮,浑身都散发着“宝宝不开心”的负面气息。 The bystanders do not understand the resolution, but felt: Hey, small handsome guy is not affable, looks is the indifferent anti-social personality! 外人不懂分辨,只是觉得:噫,小帅哥不好惹,看着就是个冷漠型反社会人格！ Black ghost Dutch Bean was gazing, at heart specially empty, has closely to put on a serious face and sip to be quiet. 黑煞荷兰豆被人注视着,心里特别虚,只好紧紧板着脸、抿住嘴。 Was black, such a is putting on a serious face again, original simple and honest vanishes does not immediately see, like village evil tyrant of bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, who saw that felt this goods seem like must go to the violence to collect the grain. 原本就黑,再这么一板着脸,原本的憨厚顿时消失不见,如同苦大仇深的乡村恶霸般,谁看到都感觉这货像是要去暴力收粮。 „1 does sell? Grass! Gives you eight hair, towed to cook your family hen again!” “一块卖不卖？艹！给你八毛,再哔哔把你家母鸡拖出去炖了！” Brings up the rear lightpost Squirrel brother specially specially horizontal, sways, walking of crab, if grinning a happy, big thread chaser reflection to whom, the second opens telescopic sights probably: „Do not run! Dares to move me to nip you!” 殿后灯杆松鼠哥特别特别横,摇摇晃晃,螃蟹似的走路,要是对着谁龇牙一乐,大板牙一反光,就好像秒开瞄准镜似的:“别跑！敢动我就咬你！” The so outstanding five people, are surrounding naturally is big shot. 如此出众的五人,环绕着的自然是大佬。 Wang Yan walks in the middle, bearing is straight, the step is calm, carries is only only dāng dāng university lives steadily, such a set off by everyone, immediately becomes small Brother Wang. 汪言走在当间,仪态端正,步履从容,单拎出来只是一个稳稳当当的大学生,被大家这么一反衬,立即成为小汪哥。 Pitifully the military uniform does not only bring the cloak, otherwise holds in the mouth a toothpick again, draws the bang to be proficient simply. 只可惜军装不带披风,不然再叼根牙签,简直拉轰到家。 Walks, directly soars the square formation swaggering, the place visited, discusses spiritedly. 就这么一路走去,大摇大摆的直奔自家方阵,所过之处,议论纷纷。 „I go! Which bedroom is this? Good to hold in the mouth!” “我去！这是哪个寝室的？好叼！” „tsk tsk, everyone seems like not affable, then also unites......” “啧啧,每个人看上去都不好惹,然后还这么团结……” „Just fired off the group quarrel to come back?” “刚打完群架回来么？” „I knew! That buddies is Economics Class One Wang Yan!” “我认识！那哥们是经济一班的汪言！” „What meaning ah? Brother Wang do they want to grip the flag in management institute?” “啥意思啊？汪哥他们要在经管院扎旗吗？” „Good deed ah! Later who in outer court dares to bully us?” “好事啊！以后外院的谁敢欺负咱们？” „Yes! I on see many posts in the post, said that the male students in all institutes were bullied by the sports college, Brother Wang wants, when management shoulders the target, I feel the line.” “就是！我在贴吧上看到很多帖子,说所有院的男生都被体院欺负,汪哥要当经管扛把子,我觉得行。” „Brother Wang flamboyant ah! Begins school the first day to clarify the carriages and horses, really the graceful!” “汪哥牛逼啊！开学第一天就摆明车马,真特么帅！” „Sports college later bullies the person, we look for Brother Wang to go!” “体院的以后再欺负人,咱们就找汪哥去！” „Young Wang fucking awesome! Begins school for two days to draw in five big diamond...... not to know that also lacks is not short of manpower, good to mix ah with Young Wang!” “汪少牛批！开学两天就收拢五大金刚……不晓得还缺不缺人,好想和汪少混啊！” Wang Yan:(?)! 汪言:(?)！ big brother, you are my brother! 大哥,你们是我哥！ A day hot scissors head, what are you actually thinking?! 天热剪个头而已,你们到底在想什么？！ Actually does not blame the male students brain to make up, high-school student, to some university always many impractical fantasies. 其实不怪男生们脑补,高中生嘛,对大学总是有很多不切实际的幻想。 But Xingshi this second-rate colleges, the places of some itself also many special. 而星师这所二本院校,本身亦有很多特殊之处。 First is the school spirit is not very strict, managing the aspect generally is can pass well, rarely dismisses the student directly. 首先就是校风不算很严,管理方面大抵都是过得去就好,很少直接开除学生。 Next is special of sports college, the sports college men and women proportion basically is close to 1 : 1, male student not only many, but also unites, in strong in physical ability and energy in abundant and character irritable. 其次就是体院的特殊,体院男女比例基本接近1:1,男生不但多,而且团结,在体能上更强、精力上更充沛、性格上更暴躁。 Other college, for example the preschool education, for example the foreign language, for example music dances, basically is the combinations of female student + mother artillery, can hit does not have. 其余学院,比如幼教、比如外语、比如音乐舞蹈,基本都是女生+娘炮的组合,一个能打的都没有。 Therefore sports college male student rampage is overbearing, is not one day two days of things. 所以体院男生横行霸道,不是一天两天的事情。 Snatches girlfriend ah, to hit frame ah, to rush to others bedroom to frighten individual ah, happened common, the complaint in campus forum, searches for a big pile. 抢个女朋友啊、打个架啊、冲到别人寝室里吓唬个人啊,常有发生,校园论坛里的控诉,一搜一大堆。 303 bedrooms are busy at work for two days, actually has not accessed the net, therefore some lot are not clear. 303寝室忙活两天,其实没怎么上网,所以有很多事情都不清楚。 However other bedroom has not done the group to construct, every day idles strolls the forum, is on nettles at heart, this moment one saw 303 „announced”, immediately made up a big pile on the brain. 但是别的寝室又没搞团建,每天闲着就是逛论坛,心里早就惴惴不安着,此刻一看到303的“宣告”,立即就脑补出一大堆。 In comparison, the female student that side brain hole is not big, emphasis actually marvel. 相比之下,女生那边的脑洞就没那么大,关注点却更奇葩。 „Who walks in the middle that male student is? Good Man!” “走在中间的那个男生是谁？好Man！” „Well? Isn't that this morning to that handsome guy that Economics Class One supplies water?” “咦？那不是今天上午给经济一班送水的那个帅哥吗？” „Is he! Truly graceful.” “是他！确实帅哦。” „It is not right, is side that is clearly more graceful!” “不对,分明是旁边那个更帅嘛！” „But you did not think that he is very calm? Looks that looks like should stand in of crowd center.” “但是你不觉得他很沉稳吗？看着就像是应该站在人群中心的那种。” „Un un! temperament truly well......” “嗯嗯！气质确实好好哦……” „class monitor cut slightly flat head, the feeling is quite lovable, xī xī!” “班长剪了小平头,感觉好可爱,嘻嘻！” „, 303 male students really take class monitor very much! Comes for two days? Has the reputation very much......” “哇,303的男生真的很服班长诶！才来两天吧？很有威信呢……” „Felt that the Xingshi male student does not have is not far-fetched, forum described was too exaggerating? Who what four years get down all are sisters...... dare to make sisters ah with class monitor!” “感觉星师的男生也没有那么不靠谱嘛,论坛里形容的太夸张了吧？什么四年下来全是姐妹……谁敢跟班长做姐妹啊！” „Dumpling dares! sisters good ah, xī xī......!” “饺子敢！姐妹多好啊,嘻嘻……！” „Was dying you! Believes me to tear to pieces your mouth!” “要死了你！信不信我撕烂你的嘴！” Once the female students make, that is really endless. 女生们一旦闹起来,那真是没完没了。 Wang Yan one line of places visited, the tumult piece by piece, how Wang Yan has not felt, Like Jade quick hair to rub getting angry planetesimal. 汪言一行人所过之处,骚动片片,汪言没觉得怎么着,如玉快把头发撸出火星子了。 As for Squirrel, the front tooth is not reflecting light, but from body illumination. 至于松鼠,门牙已经不是在反光,而是在自体发光。 ...... …… After returning to the unit, instead did not make what trick again, because 303 bedrooms did not rush to make trouble, is Young Wang is sensitive to heat to cut hair, then silly guys finds it fun, follows in abundance. 归队以后,反而再没闹出什么幺蛾子,因为303寝室本来也不是奔着捣蛋去的,就是汪少怕热理个发,然后沙雕们觉得好玩,纷纷跟上而已。 Look, the human affairs is marvelous. 看,世事多奇妙。 Content that in the afternoon trains, main centralized on folding quilt. 下午训练的内容,主要集中在叠被子上。 The bedroom cannot toss about, everyone must go upstairs, takes own quilt, pillow and summer sleeping mat, one on the drill ground unfolds smooth, studies diligently and practices hard. 寝室折腾不开,所有人都得上楼,把自己的被子、枕头和凉席拿下来,在操场上一溜铺开,勤学苦练。 The request of quilt is the bean curd, the practice is the levigation time. 被子的要求是豆腐块,练习是水磨功夫。 Folding the block is one seemingly simple, actually very difficult matter. 叠方块是一件看起来简单,实则很难的事情。 However, Wang Yan studies quickly. 不过,汪言学得很快。 The entire attribute 79 points, freight bill attribute 79 points, are completely huge difference. 全属性79点,跟单一属性79点,完全是天壤之别。 The harmony of that type of comprehensive not weak area, making Wang Yan study anything quick, makes anything is very steady. 那种全面无短板的和谐,让汪言学什么都很快、做什么都很稳。 emmm, games is the exception. emmm,游戏是例外。 In any case, after two hour, Wang Yan practiced decent. 反正吧,两个小时以后,汪言就练得有模有样了。 Although the speed is not fast, but Eldest Young Wang does not need to use this set by ah! 虽然速度不算快,但是汪大少并不需要使用这套被啊！ Therefore performs to do well slowly, then puts toward the window on, every morning puts to the bedhead is good. 所以尽可以慢慢弄好,然后往窗台上一放,每天早上搁到床头就好。 Other silly guys may compel on the pain, practices and does not practice well, gets up and cannot get up, with does not dare to use...... in any case divine pit. 其余的沙雕们可就苦逼了,练又练不好,起又起不来,用又不敢用……反正神坑。 One in the afternoon, Shun dāng dāng past. 一下午,顺顺当当的过去。 Finished eating the dinner, finally arrived at the male students long-awaited mixed doubles...... ah pēi pēi! Launching-crew-training military song link. 吃完晚饭,终于来到男生们期待已久的男女混合双打……啊呸呸！合练军歌环节。 12:38 launching-crew-training! 12:38的合练哟！