LSD :: Volume #2

#157: Shenhao also eats the roadside booth


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Xingshi altogether has four leafed doors. 星师总共有四扇门。 south gate north gate , the one enfilade is making a connection, but does not pass through the campus center, by the western park. 南门北门正对着,一条直路打通,但是不穿过校园中心,挨着西边的公园。 northeast gate is great gate, walking car(riage) back and forth. 东北门大门,来来回回的走车。 southeast gate is slanting is truncating, entrance to the rotary island of Xingsha main road, opposite many high levels. 东南门是斜着削出来的,门口正对着星沙大道的环岛,对面好多高层。 Therefore, eats, walks southeast gate to the opposite high-level skirt building store. 所以,吃好的,走东南门到对面高层的裙楼商铺。 Eats the snack, walks north gate, the opposite is medical school, the one grey Fu road, various both sides stall shops. 吃小吃,走北门,对面就是卫校,一条灰阜路,两侧各种小摊小店。 According to the meaning of Squirrel is, has southeast gate, looks for the big inn, drinks well. 按照松鼠的意思是,出东南门,找间大馆子,好好喝一顿。 Like Jade must sing an opposing tune, must walk north gate, has a look at medical school girl while convenient. 如玉必须唱反调,要走北门,顺便看看卫校妹子 Wang Yan is how good, moves toward north silently. 汪言怎么都行,默默走向北面。 ...... …… Two days begin school again officially, the present campus and extracurricular, are lively. 再有两天就正式开学,如今的校园和校外,已经非常热闹。 Year after year welcomed the new students is wave of big tempo, sold anything to send, a school gate, the new tender university fresh eye is insufficient. 年年迎新生都是一波大节奏,卖啥都能发,一出校门,新嫩大学生的眼睛就不够用了。 Digs...... the grass......” “挖……草……” The Like Jade's eyeball stares, is staring at the Big White leg of avenue, the stutter. 如玉的眼珠子直勾勾的,盯着满大街的大白腿,结巴了。 How to have so many girl ah?!” “怎么会有这么多妹子?!” Everyone is ignorant, Wang Yan is no exception. 大家都懵,汪言都不例外。 medical school big several thousand girl, Xingshi over ten thousand girl, mass media habit nature takes a stroll toward the , is also several thousand. 卫校大几千的妹子,星师上万妹子,大众传媒习惯性的往附近溜达,又是好几千。 Male students? 男生呢? Three schools add together, the considering everything is less than 3000! 三所学校加一块儿,满打满算不到3000! It can be imagined, the intermediate zone is what scene. 可想而知,中间地带是个什么景象。 That may really be many enchanting females of avenue, eyes cannot take it all. 那可真是满大街的莺莺燕燕,令人目不暇接。 Is here flower field? 这里是花田么? No! 不! Here is heaven ah...... 这里是天堂…… Wang Yan has an intense impulsion at this moment suddenly, wants to open Beauty Radar, sweeps away three kilometers. 汪言此刻突然生出一股强烈的冲动,想要开启美女雷达,横扫三公里。 How many over 90 points best quality goods mushroom will have coolly?! 90分以上的极品菇凉会有多少?! Endured to endure, bore difficultly. 忍了又忍,艰难忍住。 damn, like this situation, too much tested the self-control simply...... 麻蛋哟,像这种情况,简直太特么考验自制力了…… Can three days of wages rough seas one time, whom change to control? 三天的工资就能大浪一次,换谁能控制住? brother really outstanding! 优秀 Wang Yan sighed, looked at student sis of avenue again, in the heart suddenly has to plant to flutter the sense of pride. 汪言叹口气,再看满大街的学生,心中突然有种飘得不行的自豪感。 girls ah, later please call my benefactor! 妹子们,以后请叫我恩公! How you live, you really do not know ah...... 你们是怎么活下来的,你们真的不知道…… Five young man scared witless walks one, after seems like very irritable shop, Chief Wang could not bear finally. 五个小兄弟魂不守舍的走一阵,经过一家又一家看起来很火爆的小店,汪总终于受不了了。 brothers, do not look, is fragrant on opposite that string!” 兄弟们,别看了,就对面那家串串香吧!” The shop shop front is not big, the pattern that two stores make a connection with, transmits a great fragrant flavor from afar. 小店门脸不大,两间商铺打通的格局,远远就传来一股巨香的味道。 Enters the shop to take a seat, strongly fragrant spicy fragrance on the straight leaping up nostril, stimulate results in the person appetite to surge upward. 进店落座,一股馥郁的辣香就直蹿鼻孔,刺激得人食欲高涨。 The earthenware cooking pot rinses the small skewer, Wang Yan does not have the time not to have money to eat when Gujiao, therefore special anticipation. 砂锅涮小串,汪言鼓角时没时间更没钱去吃,因此特别期待。 Wang Shouzhong possibly is the ass-licking essence changes, welcome sit to the table in Wang Yan, is busy preparing various package circles. 王守中可能是马屁精变的,把汪言请到桌子里面坐,然后就忙前忙后各种包圆。 Scratches the tableware and accent seasoning, to take the thing, has not basically made Wang Yan begin. 擦餐具、调调料、取东西,基本就没让汪言动过手。 Squirrel must come entire case of beer, starts five bottles, does not take the cup, must bump with everyone. 松鼠要来整整一箱啤酒,啪啪启开五瓶,都不拿杯子,就要和大家碰。 Like Jade wants to knock chen he, finally Wang Yan lifts the bottle straightforwardly: Is brothers of bedroom, we do not have so many art, thanked the resolute loosen, come, walked one!” 如玉又想磕碜他,结果汪言豪爽举瓶:“都是一个寝室的兄弟,咱们没那么多讲究,感谢毅松,来,走一个!” Squirrel was happy that the whole face red light, the big tooth , tsundere shoots a look at Like Jade. 松鼠高兴得满脸红光,大牙呲出来,傲娇的瞥一眼如玉 Sees? Right that old boss boasts I make! 看见没?老大夸我做的对! You are unsatisfied, are you what?! 你不满意,你算老几?! The liquor over three patrol, to rub spicy tripe, fresh and tender strength, hissing hā hā ; Comes a local thin sausage again, has to chew the vigor sweetly spicily, provides much food for thought. 酒过三巡,撸一口辣毛肚,鲜嫩劲道,嘶嘶哈哈;再来一口本地细腊肠,甜辣有嚼劲,回味无穷。 Specially-made numb Jiang, the rich fragrance is in addition strongly fragrant, the appetite opens greatly. 再加上特制的麻酱,浓香馥郁,胃口大开。 Wang Yan first time tastes this type of Sichuan , Chongqing two places the special foods, two string together liquor, cannot stop simply. 汪言头一次品尝这种川渝二地的特色小吃,两口串一口酒,简直停不下来。 The mood can let loose specially, the emotions run high, therefore some Wang Yan premonitions, cannot do well to explode anything today. 心情特别放得开,情绪高涨,所以汪言有种预感,今天搞不好能爆出来点什么。 Therefore even more relaxes, eats and drinks earnestly earnestly, does not participate in everyone's chatting, but inclines the head and listens attentively. 于是愈发放松,认真吃、认真喝,不怎么参与大家的闲聊,只是侧耳倾听。 Chatted is chatting, everyone narrated age, the new student/life bedroom must by one step. 聊着聊着,大家叙到年龄,新生寝室必经一步。 Newspapers end, Wang Yan is a little suddenly scared. 一个个报完,汪言突然有点傻眼。 Three 96 years, one 97 years, only one by one 97 years of Wang Shouzhong, the birthday especially is for bigger than 24 days Wang Yan. 三个96年的,一个97年的,唯一一个97年的王守中,生日还特么比汪言大24天。 Makes for quite a while in rhyme, in the bedroom I smallest?! 合辙弄半天,寝室里我最小?! Four brothers platoons end, Squirrel 6.1 biggest, Little Brother-In-Law 7.23 second, Dutch Bean 9.1 third, Like Jade 97.3 .7 fourth. 兄弟排完,松鼠6.1最大,小舅子7.23第二,荷兰豆9.1第三,如玉97.3.7第四 Then everyone anticipates is looking at Wang Yan. 然后大家都期待的望着汪言 Wang Yan is a little surprised is not false, but how is insufficient, said with a smile indifferently: I am 97.3 .31 birthdays.” 汪言有点惊讶是不假,但是不至于怎么着,淡然笑道:“我是97.3.31的生日。” Everyone is a little ignorant. 大家都有点懵。 Especially shouted a long time Brother Wang age big, Squirrel young master, that called a whole face to be awkward. 尤其是喊了老半天汪哥年龄最大者,松鼠少爷,那叫一个满脸尴尬。 Critical moment, was the freight station that some were not concerned about face. 关键时刻,又是某个不要脸的货站了出来。 Spoke righteously: Brother Wang, I admire you am admire your maturity, steady and manage the matter atmosphere, sees you like seeing pillar, what relations has with age? Come , to continue to respect you! You forever are my example!” 义正辞严道:“汪哥,我佩服你是佩服你的成熟、稳重和办事儿大气,看到你就像看到主心骨似的,跟年龄有啥关系?来,继续敬你!你永远都是我的榜样!” Strong! 强! Speaking of bootlicking, is you! 说到拍马屁,还是你强! brother several give Like Jade to give the thumbs-up, after a merriment, should call Brother Wang also to call Brother Wang, no one has intertwined on age. 几个都给如玉竖大拇指,一阵笑闹过后,该叫汪哥还叫汪哥,谁都没在年龄上纠结。 What having is quite puzzled? 有啥好纠结的? No one is silly, do not look Like Jade and Squirrel dance and chat looks at the scene, is the immaturity of that high-school student, is almost clear development outside. 谁都不傻,别看如玉松鼠舞舞喳喳的看着很场面,可是那种高中生的稚嫩,差不多是明明白白的展现在外面。 On the contrary is Wang Yan not making a sound, makes a move to see the incoming messenger to be apart from. 反倒是汪言不声不响的,一出手就能看出来差距。 Completely is the two rank. 完全是两个级别。 When nickname shout brother, does not suffer a loss! 就当外号似的喊声而已,又不吃亏! The flash of position official establishment, the Wang Yan mood is happy, that System ding, follows close on to jump to report good news. 地位正式确立的一瞬间,汪言心情大悦,系统叮的一声,紧跟着跳出来报喜。 You obtain huge gourmet food to enjoy in a small inn, activate mystery reward 【你在一家小馆子里得到巨大的美食享受,激活一项神秘奖励 Everyone Avoids the Bill Card 全场免单卡 one-time use card 一次性卡片】 Explained: Shenhao also eats roadside booth 【说明:神豪也吃路边摊】 In any average per person consumption is lower than in 200 Yuan low rank dining together, you can use this card, pays up for everyone on the scene 【在任何一次人均消费低于200元的低级别聚餐中,你都可以使用本卡,为在场的所有人结账】 Always a person, you can obtain TA consumption amount 10 times of cash reward 【每多一个人,你都能获得TA的消费金额十倍的现金奖励 Therefore is one person of more than 1000, many 2000 rewards?! 所以就是一人1000多块,最多2000的奖励呗?! Wang Yan calculates the account, suddenly loses the interest. 汪言算完账,突然失去兴趣。 Asked all schoolmates to dine together, 5010200, finally 100000 block reward. 请全班同学聚个餐,才5010200,最终10万块奖励而已。 If control not good price, makes the 60,000~70,000 block money, very does not have the meaning. 如果控制不好价格,也就赚个六七万块钱,忒没意思。 Please do the entire institute schoolmate eat meal? 请全院同学吃饭? First does not have the appropriate reason, the banquet entire institute for no reason, that called to be sick. 首先就没有合适的理由,平白无故的大宴全院,那叫有病。 Next, the right place could not find. 其次,合适的地方都找不到。 The big banquet situation, 200 people cannot get down. 大的宴会场合,200人均下不来。 The small buffet, cannot think of so many people. 小的自助餐,装不下那么多人。 If this card puts to school acceptance feast on earlier uses, can play a role actually. 如果这张卡早点来搁到升学宴上使用,倒是能发挥一点作用。 Now...... weak. 现在嘛……鸡肋至极。 But Wang Yan not disappointed, throws toward the goods column, is still delicious. 汪言也没怎么失望,往物品栏里一扔,依然美滋滋。 Collecting the item is interesting! 收集道具多有趣! Now, the card that has not only used had 5 to open, set up in an array, shining bright Jingjing, was simply swoonsome. 现在,光是没有使用的卡片就有五张了,一字排开,明晃晃亮晶晶的,简直令人着迷。 Also, the world was so big, in the future will be so splendid, who knows that what matter will meet and which card to play the huge role suddenly? 再说,世界那么大,未来那么精彩,谁知道会突然遇到什么事儿、哪张卡发挥出巨大的作用? Perhaps. 都没准的。 ...... …… Eats to the heart's content, that two goods urge everyone to squat in the roadside have a look at little elder sister, finally the weather is too stuffy, just went out has not arrived at 30 meters, cancels the thought. 酒足饭饱,那俩货撺掇大家蹲在路边看看小姐姐,结果天气太闷,刚出门没到30米,就纷纷打消念头。 Walks, but returns to the bedroom especially a bit faster!” “走走,可特么快点回寝室吧!” I discovered, has the air conditioning and does not have the air conditioning, is completely two university life......” “我是发现了,有空调和没空调,完全就是两种大学生活……” Has money and does not have money, is two university life is good?” “有钱和没钱,才是两种大学生活好不好?” You have money, I thought where your can be better than to go me exactly!” “你有钱,我看你的活能比我好哪去!” Loss of chastied my day your eldest uncle!” “失身我日你大爷!” father called Keeping Own Body Like Jade!” “老子叫守身如玉!” To ah, Keeping Own Body Like Jade, beginning...... is not lost chastity!” “对,守身如玉,惨遭中初……可不就是失身么!” two two compared with starts the resentment easely, Wang Yan is taking a stroll, being disinclined manages. 两个二比又开始怼,汪言悠然的溜达着,一句都懒得理。 One line of five people sway before the big drill ground, Dutch Bean holds suddenly Wang Yan, exciting low shouted: Brother Wang Brother Wang, you look there quickly!” 一行五人晃荡到大操场前,荷兰豆突然捅捅汪言,兴奋的低呼:“汪哥汪哥,你快看那儿!” Wang Yan one looks toward that side following the direction, the eyeball stares immediately perfectly round. 汪言顺着指向往那边一瞄,眼珠子顿时瞪溜圆。 fuck! 卧槽 Graceful ah...... ……
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