LSD :: Volume #2

#140: 1 room ugly orange


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But 30,000 makes the stepping on table edge of haughty, likely black old boss, crisp shouting: elder and younger sisters?” 三万作大马金刀的踩上桌沿,像个黑老大似的,脆生生的喊:“姐妹们?” Lin Weiwei, Nawu, Wang Xue and other preserved eggs look at each other one, shouted loudly with one voice: Sister Li is good!” 林薇薇娜吾王雪等几个皮蛋对视一眼,齐声高呼:“璃姐好!” Tacit full. 默契十足。 Wang Yan looks at the pattern that they play, the eyeball almost falls. 汪言看着她们玩的花样,眼珠子差点掉下来。 Others acting cool most steps on a chair, studies the dance girl, does not step on the table to step on the wall, the imposing manner cannot raise. 别人装逼最多踩个椅子,学舞蹈的妹子,不踩桌子踩墙,气势根本提不起来。 He Luoluo has not realized wonderfully, starts a little to tremble. 何荦荦已然意识到不妙,开始有点瑟瑟发抖。 The Liu Li small hand forks the waist, probably small milk cat wants to send to flutter , to continue to ask: Some people want to be my little mother, what to do?” 刘璃小手叉腰,像是小奶猫要“发飘”似的,继续问:“有人想做我小妈,怎么办?” Everyone continues with one voice: Plate she!” 大家继续异口同声:“盘她!” Nawu and Chu Hong are most positive, at the scene on the to rub arm net sleeve, the excitement that the whole face cannot damp, understood at a glance, usually always by plate, will therefore retaliate at the first opportunity to/clashes takes the lead in front. 娜吾褚弘最积极,当场就撸胳膊网袖子的,满脸抑不住的兴奋,一看就知道,平时总被盘,所以一有机会报复就冲在前面打头阵。 He Luoluo frightens begs for mercy to everyone one: Looks at the gift to look at the gift, that also has box of Cartier!” 何荦荦吓得对大家一阵讨饶:“看礼物看礼物,那还有盒卡地亚呢!” Did not ask Liu Li. 就是不求刘璃 Ahem!” Liu Li smiles two badly, high and low sizes up He Luoluo, „the present has the male student, you and other evenings. How today you are prostitute my family Wang Wang's, I make you eat ten times!” “哼哼!”刘璃坏笑两声,上下打量何荦荦,“现在有男生,你等晚上的。今天你是怎么婊我家汪汪的,我让你吃回去十倍!” Oh! 唉! Do not have scruples my ah, why should...... 你们别顾忌我,该干嘛干嘛呗…… In the Wang Yan heart regrets greatly, felt a pity. 汪言心中大憾,觉得好可惜。 ...... …… Has a look at the card, to have a look at the card!” “看看卡、看看卡!” Temporarily puts a He Luoluo horse, the young girls are no longer noisy, immediately starts to urge Liu Li. 暂时放何荦荦一马,少女们不再闹,马上又开始催促刘璃 Then, Liu Li takes up that box of chocolate. 然后,刘璃拿起那盒巧克力 Faint! I know......” “晕!我就知道……” Everyone rolls the eyes, but is curious finds out the small head, is staring at that box of chocolate that has no marking. 大家都翻白眼,但还是好奇的探出小脑袋,盯着那盒没什么标识的巧克力 FAU- CHON that hand-made chocolate?” “FAU-CHON的那家手工巧克力是吧?” Well? Bottommost place of treating a matter seriously, is it possible that is Doggy to do personally?” “咦?郑重其事的放在最下面,莫非是狗子亲手做的?” Liu Li eye one bright, turns head to confirm to Lin Weiwei. 刘璃眼睛一亮,扭头向林薇薇确认。 The nod that the Flat cow roars, has relations with her probably, emmm...... 平之牛哄哄的点头,就好像跟她有关系似的,emmm…… Regard good ah?” “心意挺不错的?” Yes! Although chocolate we cannot eat, but romantic ah?” “就是!虽然巧克力咱们不能多吃,但是多浪漫?” Disassembles to have a look quickly!” “快拆开看看!” Liu Li closely is pursing the lips, the small expression may be solemn and respectful, specially careful disassembling box. 刘璃紧紧抿着嘴,小表情可肃穆了,特别小心的拆开盒子。 Opens looks at one...... 打开看一眼…… Petrification. 石化。 Visible, her expression solidifies instantaneously, then a pupil enlargement...... 肉眼可见的,她的表情瞬间凝固,然后瞳孔一丝一丝的放大…… After two seconds, she puts toward the table on the box, turns around to smile to spurt. 两秒钟后,她把盒子往桌子上一放,转身笑喷。 hā hā hā hā......” 哈哈哈哈……” ?! 诶?! What responded ah? 什么反应 The female students are ignorant, Wang Yan is ignorant. 女生们懵,汪言更懵。 Then Nawu fast takes thoroughly the lid, everyone stares the round eye to look...... 然后娜吾飞快的把盒盖彻底拿下来,大家瞪圆眼睛一看…… All spurted. 全喷了。 wa hā hā hā!” 哇哈哈哈!” „Was this too also funny?” “这也太逗了吧?” Doggy you must smile my ah!” 狗子你是要笑死我!” Wang Yan knows that had the unexpected situation , has made the construction to oneself at heart, does intentionally calm walks to look...... 汪言知道出现了意外情况,心里一直给自己做建设,故作淡定的走过去一看…… The pupil earthquake, one shivers all over. 瞳孔地震,一顿乱颤。 How to describe that...... is very frigid. 怎么形容呢……挺惨烈的。 Is bonbon one after another, the appearance was not too good, the size is not very even, but after all is that a meaning. 原本是一块一块的bonbon,卖相不算太好,大小不够均匀,但总归是那么个意思。 Now, is one group...... one lump...... one pile...... 现在呢,是一团……一坨……一堆…… Melts after the small check in any case repeatedly the shake sways, that raw material chaos that completely has not solidified fight. 反正就是在小格子里反复融化震荡摇晃以后,至今仍未完全凝固的那种原材料大乱斗。 Wang Yan stunned looking to Lin Weiwei, Flat brothers afraid turning head. 汪言愕然的望向林薇薇,平之兄弟心虚的扭过头。 two lacks funny fool of life experience, at that time was considering only excitedly, completely forgot that matter —— chocolate is not thermostable! 得,两个缺乏生活经验的逗逼,当时只顾着兴奋,全然忘记一件事——巧克力不耐高温! In the big summer putting sedan trunk is exposing to the sun outside, does that have good? 大夏天的搁轿车后备箱里在外面晒着,那还有好? Oh! 唉! Wang Yan knows that is own mistake, cannot blame others Lin Weiwei, sighed silently, welled up an discomfort at heart suddenly. 汪言知道是自己的错,怪不着人家林薇薇,默默叹口气,心里突然涌上来一股难受。 first time plays the hand-made intention, screwed up...... 第一次玩手工心意,搞砸了…… At this time, Liu Li extended the index finger suddenly, is digging to chocolate of half melting state to the small check in gently, immediately dug a bulk. 就在这时候,刘璃突然伸出食指,到小格子里对着半融化状态的巧克力轻轻一挖,当即就挖下来一大块。 Afterward she delivers to the mouth the index finger, two suck cleanly, expression instantaneous one bright. 随后她把食指送到嘴里,两口就吮干净,表情瞬间一亮。 „! Very delicious!” “哇!很好吃呢!” He Luoluo finally found the opportunity retaliation, disdains cold snort/hum: „......” 何荦荦终于找到机会打击报复,不屑冷哼:“嘁……” The Liu Li principle does not have to manage her, turns around to face Wang Yan, begins supinely, smiling that jumps for joy happily: Wang Wang, is very delicious! Come, you taste!” 刘璃理都没理她,转身面向汪言,仰起头,开心雀跃的笑:“汪汪,真的很好吃!来,你尝尝!” Good.” “好。” Wang Yan at heart one warm, nods, must dig chocolate. 汪言心里一暖,点点头,就要去挖巧克力 Finally just moved, closely held in the arms the neck by Liu Li: Does not use that troublesome......” 结果刚一动,就被刘璃紧紧搂住脖子:“不用那么麻烦……” ...... Slightly. 紧接着……略。 Quite sweet! 好甜! chocolate is sweet, is at heart sweeter. 巧克力甜,心里更甜。 Wang Yan well-mannered is embracing her waist, for fear that the small kitty cannot come to a stop to throw down, then only hears the ear to transmit a noise merriment. 汪言规规矩矩的揽着她的腰,生怕小猫咪站不稳摔倒,然后就只听见耳边传来一阵喧嚣笑闹。 Oh...... good romantic ah!” Chu Hong eyeful small stars. “哇喔……好浪漫!”褚弘满眼的小星星。 By! What evil did the old ladies cover? Why can endure so suffers?!” The Lu Yuanyuan air/Qi results in the vertical position table. “靠靠靠!老娘是罩了什么孽喔?为什么要忍受如此折磨?!”卢媛媛气得直拍桌子。 ah! Good to want a boyfriend! Good wants to be in love!” !好想要一个男朋友!好想谈恋爱!” Does not need to ask, is Nawu. 不用问,又是娜吾 Mother, but also made one eat meal? Why can feed my such ku the dog grain? Today is birthday party ah of old lady! Your does two make clear to be good?!” “妈的,还让不让人吃饭了?为什么要喂我这么齁的狗粮?今天是老娘的生日宴!你们两个搞搞清楚好不好?!” Fu Yushi explodes rarely one time, is usually very calm, is only today's dog grain is too rancid, finally couldn't help upsetting the table. 傅雨诗难得炸一次,平常都特别淡定的,只是今天的狗粮实在太馊,终于忍不住要掀桌子了。 Lin Weiwei has not spoken, smiling of mother's married sister, look that called complex. 林薇薇没吭声,姨母似的笑着,眼神那叫一个复杂。 Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao knocks the table to create a disturbance, hits the whistling, must seem like wedding the atmosphere exaggeration. 韩路洲郭子豪一个敲桌子起哄,一个打口哨,把气氛渲染得像是婚礼现场。 a piece lively, Chang Kai sits alone a corner, appears especially desolate. 一片热闹中,常恺独坐一隅,显得格外的落寞。 His very uncomfortable Wang Yan, is uncomfortable, but at this moment, envying in look could not deceive people. 他很不爽汪言,非常不爽,但是此刻,眼神里的羡慕却骗不了人。 If I and Shishi this/should good...... 如果是我和诗诗该多好…… Why amn't I good? 为什么我不行? How wants to think clearly, still not to drill in the insignificant problem. 怎么想都想不明白,仍旧在牛角尖里钻着。 Long time, two people separate, Liu Li Tiantian smiles, the sweet and delicate voice asked: „Very sweet?” 良久,两人分开,刘璃甜甜一笑,娇声问:“是不是很甜?” Sweet.” “甜。” Wang Yan just nods, anything had not said with enough time, was expelled by the female students one side. 汪言刚点点头,什么都没来得及说,就被女生们撵到一旁。 Hey...... gets the hell out quickly gets the hell out quickly!” “诶噫……快滚蛋快滚蛋!” „Didn't you have?” “你俩没完了是吧?” Doggy you, if feeds again, in the evening we very possible to eat the dog meat......” 狗子你要是再这么喂,晚上我们很可能想吃狗肉……” From now on, they, if gathers again together, the male interruption leg, everyone jointly supervises!” “从现在开始,他俩要是再凑到一块儿,男的打断腿,大家共同监督!” Good!” “好!” The young girls acknowledged loudly. 少女们轰然应诺。 Wang Yan also wants to revolt, an eyeball revolution, selects Wang Xue to make the union, sincere urging. 汪言还想反抗一下,眼珠子一转,挑中王雪做同盟,语重心长的劝。 Sister Xue ah, you have Old Han, why to follow one crowd of single dog to create a disturbance? Comes......” 雪姐,你有老韩,何必跟着一群单身狗起哄呢?来……” Go away!” “滚!” Without the instigation work completes, the body suffered several, was hammered flees like a scared rat. 没等策反工作做完,身上就挨了好几下,被锤得抱头鼠窜。 Wang Yan returns to own seat, is welcoming Old Han and Guo Zihao ridiculing vision, smiling of thinking little, dāng dāng sits down steadily, immediately is a school of Male God style, bearing is also solemn one batch. 汪言逃回自己的座位,迎着老韩郭子豪的揶揄目光,不以为意的笑笑,稳稳当当坐下,立即又是一派男神风范,仪态端庄得一批。 Fierce ah...... 哇,厉害…… Old Han and Guo Zihao really held in high esteem, has not seen facial skin such thick contemporaries...... he is trench (wallet warrior) second-gen, do you dare to believe?! 老韩郭子豪是真的刮目相看了,就没见过脸皮如此之厚的同龄人……丫还是个二代,你敢信?! That side the female students quick ends noisily, Nawu foodie also wants to study Liu Li, digs the chocolate mud to taste together, finally by Wang Xue ominous. 女生那边很快闹完,娜吾吃货还想学着刘璃,挖一块巧克力泥尝尝,结果被王雪凶了一句。 What you do want to eat? How can't the dog grain force-feed you are?” “啥你都想吃?狗粮喂不饱你是怎么着?” Liu Li xī xī smiles, but Jane|treasure heavy covers the box chocolate, receives, has not apportioned the meaning that everyone tastes. 刘璃嘻嘻一笑,珍而重之的将巧克力盖上盒子,收好,一点都没有分给大家尝尝的意思。 If complete chocolate, she will be very natural. 如果是完好的巧克力,她会很大方。 However after melting half, in her opinion, is more like some determined divine intervention, has some especially bright color. 但是融化掉一半以后,在她看来,更像是某种命中注定的天意,带着一些格外明亮的色彩。 Is my! 都是我的! Really good. 真好。 Reorganization time, the band between lid and in the outside wrapping, reveals a notepad an corner/horn. 整理的时候,盒盖与外包装之间的夹层里,露出一张便笺的一角。 Biaobiao (prostitute) quickest, one entrains, looks at one, direct compels ignorant. 婊婊手最快,一把拽出来,看一眼,直接懵逼。 What ghost?!” “什么鬼?!” Six characters, each knew, about in compels together ignorant. 六个字,每个都认识,合在一块儿就懵逼。 Mina discovers the new continent, calls out in alarm makes noise: „! Good attractive character! Is Dog-chan writes?” mina发现新大陆,惊呼出声:“哇!好漂亮的字!难道是狗酱写的?” Liu Li does not know that Wang Yan also has this craftsmanship, is unable to put down to that notepad, tossing about looks. 刘璃都不知道汪言还有这门手艺,对那张便笺爱不释手,翻来覆去的看。 What meaning ah?” “到底什么意思?” Lu Yuanyuan flustered questioning, but Liu Li is only charming smiling, does not utter a word. 卢媛媛急吼吼的追问,但刘璃只是娇羞的笑,一声不吭。 That they are anxious...... 那把她们急的…… Finally Fu Yushi spooky opens the mouth: Spring grass dream, suitable summer. Stems from a Xin Qiji's word, made concrete me not Qing dynasty, but inside to love Colored Glaze 30,000 Hectares, Little Colored Glaze, I know how finally your 30,000 pet name came......” 最后还是傅雨诗幽幽开口:“春草梦,也宜夏。出自辛弃疾的一首词,具体我记不大清,但是里面有一句‘为爱琉璃三万顷’,小琉璃,我终于知道你的三万爱称是怎么来的了……” Fu Yushi has been very peacefully calm, even if the birthday party is first mixed one by Chang Kai, competes by Liu Li and Wang Yan, always has no response, but no matter what with a smile everyone makes, explosion had seven points to crack a joke and accompany everyone to play a moment ago. 傅雨诗一直都挺淡定安静的,哪怕是生日宴先被常恺搅和一阵,又被刘璃汪言喧宾夺主,都始终没什么反应,只是笑着任大家闹,刚才爆炸都有七分是在开玩笑、陪大家玩。 At this moment, her expression exceptionally is complex. 此刻,她的表情却异常复杂。 The long eyelash often trembles lightly, is fast and peaceful, in the eye various mood flash on and off erratically, occasionally divulges one, basically envies, other mood were hidden excellently. 长长的睫毛不时轻颤一下,快速、安静,眼睛里各种情绪明灭不定,偶尔泄露一丝,基本上都是羡慕,其余的情绪都被隐藏得极好。 Others have not noticed that unusual, only Nawu, exudes a doubt at heart suddenly. 别人都没注意到那点反常,唯独娜吾,心里突然泛起一丝狐疑。 Other day, what did Wittle Pwincess talk about to come with me? 上回,小公举跟我谈到什么来着? ...... Has not remembered...... 呃……没记住…… The Nawu train of thought falls quickly randomly, because of everyone exactly lemon. 娜吾的思绪很快乱掉,因为大家都在恰柠檬。 „! 30,000 Hectares...... good romantic ah...... is not good, today I really cannot eat again!” “哇!三万顷……好浪漫……不行不行,今天我真的不能再吃了!” „Does the Doggy character write unexpectedly such well?! Does the young thief, hide deep ah?” 狗子的字居然写得这么好?!小贼,藏得深?” Although only then six characters, but why does not know, the old lady feels a love poem unexpectedly......” “虽然只有六个字,但是不知道为啥,老娘居然从中感受到一首情诗……” Which?” “哪首?” ah! The sea, you all are the water! ah! Liu Li, you are so how beautiful......” !大海呀,你全是水!刘璃呀,你咋那么美……” hā hā hā hā!” 哈哈哈哈!” Like not like?!” “像不像像不像?!” Like your sis! Does not understand other talk nonsense, this special clearly is a cipher!” “像你!不懂别瞎咧咧,这特么分明是一个暗号!” How to explain?” “咋解释?” Glyphomancy ah!” “拆字!” The He Luoluo air/Qi results in the forehead to turn green, before the makeup, breast + base + obstructs the flaw not to cover, wishes one could to pull the silly bosom friend shoulder strap to shout: Old lady where prostitute? 何荦荦气得脑门发青,妆前乳+粉底+遮瑕都没盖住,恨不得扯着沙雕闺蜜的肩带喊:老娘哪里婊? ...... Good, old lady truly prostitute, but not only does not have the prostitute to win Little Colored Glaze, was hung to hit by various flower types, Dotter sad?! ……好吧,老娘确实婊,但是不但没婊赢小琉璃,又被各种花式吊打,多特么悲伤?! You must step on one! 你们还要来踩一! However, disputing that oneself select, which was hit to swell to clench teeth to endure, otherwise is really easy to be hammered the wave to be big in the evening, in dance college one group of girl mixed daily together, has not basically shown mercy this saying. 不过,自己挑的衅,被打肿哪都得咬牙忍下去,不然晚上真容易被锤波大的,舞蹈学院里一帮妹子天天混一块儿,基本就没有手下留情这一说。 Everyone circulates for perusal the brief small love letter , the eating until full dog grain, cannot repress the curiosity finally, looks at the ultimate award. 大家把简短小情书传阅一遍,又饱餐一顿狗粮,终于按捺不住好奇心,把目光转向终极大奖。 Liu Li grumble, copies to operate the box directly. 刘璃一点不磨叽,抄起来直接开盒。 Knows from the selection sequence, actually she most does not care, instead is this obvious most expensive luxury goods. 从选择顺序上就知道,其实她最不在意的,反而是这件明摆着最贵的奢侈品。 When she removes the satin ribbon, Nawu remembers a matter suddenly, curious asking Wang Yan: „, Wang Wang, how much money ah that sea of flowers do you spend?” 就在她拆缎带的时候,娜吾突然想起一件事,好奇的问汪言:“诶,汪汪,那片花海你到底花多少钱?” ah?” Wang Yan stares, returns ambiguously said that not how much money.” ?”汪言一愣,含含糊糊回道,“没多少钱。” How much money without is how much money ah?!” “没多少钱是多少钱?!” girls is very unsatisfied. 妹子们都特别不满意。 To integer ah! You also cover-up by the present interesting?” “给个数!到现在你还藏着掖着的有意思么?” hears word, not only Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao mental inspires, has faded Chang Kai of Palestinian brain to follow to raise up the ear. 闻言,不但韩路洲郭子豪精神一振,一直蔫头巴脑的常恺都跟着竖起耳朵。 By everyone such ominous stares was looking, Wang Yan shakes the head: In a that price with the box, you looks.” 被所有人这么“凶巴巴”的盯着看,汪言摇摇头:“跟盒子里那件一个价,你们自己看吧。” The Chief Wang's childish wicked interest, in changes into one to smile at this moment entirely badly. 汪总的孩子气恶趣味,在此刻统统化为一个坏笑。 Did not tell you for your own good, since must curiously, that line, the dog grain guaranteed all one wants to eat! 不告诉你们是为你们好,既然非得好奇,那行吧,狗粮管饱! But Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi they thought that what situation wonders very much ——? a piece sea of flowers and one part Cartier gift similar price? 林薇薇傅雨诗她们就觉得很纳闷——什么情况?一片花海和一份卡地亚礼物同样价格? Then, Cartier gift cheap? 那么,卡地亚礼物是有多便宜? Is another possibility...... that sea of flowers expensive/noble?! 或者是另外一种可能……那片花海得多贵?! Is inexplicably surprised, Liu Li turns on the gift box finally, when that the songs of four number covers entirely diamond show when everyone at present, the young girls cover the mouth completely. 正莫名惊讶着,刘璃终于打开礼物盒,当那块布满钻石的四数之歌展现在所有人眼前时,少女们全部捂住嘴巴。 Not having the woman can resist the seduction of gem! 没有女人能够抵抗住宝石的诱惑! If present, invited to bring TA to examine! 如果有,请带TA去检测一下! Oh......” Mina sends out today does not know several exclamation. wū wū wū...... does not crack a joke, I really want to be in love! ” “哇喔……”mina发出今天的不知道第几次惊叹。呜呜呜……不开玩笑,我真的想谈恋爱了!” You , to rush to this looking, the standard is a little possibly high......” “你要是想奔着这份找,标准可能有点高……” Lin Weiwei touches the head of Nawu, is scolding MMP at heart. 林薇薇摸摸娜吾的头,心里骂着MMP。 Naturally, is scolding some dead dog. 当然,是在骂某条死狗。 A moment ago Fu Yushi also spoke righteously shuts out the Chang Kai gift is too expensive/noble, now actually urging: Little Colored Glaze, you put on to give a try quickly!” 傅雨诗刚才还义正辞严的嫌弃常恺的礼物太贵,现在却一个劲儿的催促:“小琉璃,你快戴上试试看!” To ah, puts on, makes us have a look quickly!” “对,戴上戴上,快让我们看看!” While Liu Li watch-wearing, the He Luoluo calm and collectedly extraction receipt, looks at one, toward hides quietly behind. 趁着刘璃戴表,何荦荦不动声色的抽出发票,瞄一眼,悄悄往身后藏。 The Lu Yuanyuan's eye thief is sharp, catches, snatches to sweep one , was almost withstood by own saliva. 卢媛媛的眼睛贼尖,一把拽住,抢过来扫一眼,嘎一下,差点被自己的口水顶住。 „Under fuck it, Doggy you really dare initial capital ah!” 沃日,狗子你真敢下血本!” How much money how much money?” “多少钱多少钱?” Everyone draws out the ear with the knife edge of rabbit, the table does not look, observes closely the receipt in Lu Yuanyuan stubbornly. 大家都跟兔子似的支棱起耳朵,表都不看了,死死盯住卢媛媛手里的发票。 260000!” 26万!” Everyone was ignorant. 大家都懵了。 Not is only because the table is expensive, Cartier all drills table, expensive/noble must. 不光是因为表贵,卡地亚的全钻表款,贵是应当的。 More fearful is actually another matter —— 更可怕的其实是另外一件事—— Wang Yan your black sheep of the family, making a room is colored, suspends the two broken modeling , pounds 260000 not making a sound unexpectedly?! 汪言你个败家子,弄一房间花,摆两个破造型,不声不响的,居然砸出去26万?! Emma, left-handed screw thread! 艾玛,倒牙! Wang Yan discovered that in the room is suddenly peaceful, raised the head, sees girls each one to be uncomfortable the small face, the facial features is all pressing together, plants a room ugly orange probably. 汪言发现房间里突然安静下来,一抬头,就见妹子们个个揪揪着小脸,五官全挤在一起,好像种出一屋子丑橘。
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