LSD :: Volume #1

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The world is a whore, only showing its beauty to the rich. 世界是个婊子,只向有钱人展现美丽 —— —— Hot in July, city stuffy like steamer. 炎炎7月,城市闷如蒸笼。 Wang Yan stripped, lies down in the rattan chair under own yard tree shade, is hot sticks out one's tongue. 汪言光着膀子,躺在自家小院树荫下的藤椅中,热得直吐舌头。 In the stomach was still paining, yesterday vomited twice, the sequela has continued now, is a little hungry, actually cannot eat up the thing, is uncomfortable one batch. 胃里仍在隐隐作痛,昨天喝吐两回,后遗症一直延续到现在,有点饿,却吃不下东西,难受得一批。 Places cellphone to suddenly resound, Wang Yan worn out connection. 放在身旁的手机突然响起,汪言有气无力的接通。 Hey?” “喂?” Wang'er ah! He Meng's school acceptance feast decides in 2 nd, you affirm?” 汪儿何梦的升学宴定在二号,你肯定去的吧?” In the loudspeaker transmits the Wang Yonglei's shrill and raucous voice, that exciting vigor, listens to want probably...... 扩音器里传来王永磊的公鸭嗓,那兴奋劲儿,听着就好像要......似的。 Wang Yan can understand that Wang Yonglei's is excited. 汪言可以理解王永磊的兴奋。 He Meng is in experimental high school this graduates most attractive One of the Three Flowers, the slender waist long leg, the skin white/in vain pretty, is Goddess in many male student heart. 何梦实验高中本届毕业生里最漂亮的三朵花之一,细腰长腿,肤白貌美,是不少男生心中的女神 However, the answer is actually and mood clearly opposite two character. 然而,答复却是与情绪截然相反的两个字。 Does not go!” “不去!” ah?” Wang Yonglei is a little ignorant, real false? That is what big beautiful woman! Looks at one few one, what do you think?” ?”王永磊有点懵,“真的假的?那可是何大美女!看一眼少一眼,你想什么呢?” From the start is not a passer-by, does ah?” Wang Yan is a little agitated. “压根不是一路人,去干嘛?”汪言有点烦躁。 tsk tsk...... Wang'er ah, received stimulate on Liu Weilong's school acceptance feast yesterday? Was not I said that can you that mean-spirited ah? Big matter......” 啧啧……汪儿,是不是昨天在刘伟龙的升学宴上受刺激了?不是我说,你要不要那么小气?多大点事儿……” Big matter?! 多大点事?! Being wronged is not you, hits others family/home children not to love dearly? 受委屈的不是你,打别人家孩子不心疼是吧? Yesterday Liu Weilong's school acceptance feast, Wang Yan does not want to go. 昨天刘伟龙的升学宴,汪言原本不想去。 Although two people are the schoolmates, however has various circles in the class respectively, in the past basically had no happening together. 两人虽然是同学,但是在班级里各有各的圈子,以往基本没有什么交集。 Liu Weilong and in He Meng that small group is wealthy families' children, poor peasant of Wang Yan under on one, never kneels the character of licking, incompatible, keeps at a respectful distance simply. 刘伟龙何梦那个小圈子里都是有钱人家的小孩,汪言就一中下贫农,又是从来不跪舔的性格,合不来,索性敬而远之。 However others invited, Wang Yonglei urges, Wang Yan, gathering few idea in line with schoolmate one a time time, finally chooses to participate. 但是人家邀请了,王永磊又一个劲撺掇,汪言本着同学一场、聚一次少一次的想法,最终选择参加。 Finally is unhappy. 结果却一点不美好。 The Wang Yan's red package gives according to the ordinary family's standard, 200 dollars, are not truly many, but the opposite party returns a courtesy also only needs 200, is one pays a man back in his own coin. 汪言的红包是按照普通家庭的标准给的,200块钱,确实不多,但是对方回礼同样只需要200块,就是一个礼尚往来。 Very normal consideration, actually by several snobbishness good runs, to be filled to spit two actually. 很正常的考量,却被几个势利眼好一通挤兑,硬是灌吐两回。 Until now, remembers these to ridicule jeers, Wang Yan still choked with rage at heart specially. 直到现在,想起那些讥嘲,汪言心里仍旧特别窝火。 What Big Dragon arrangement is Five-star Hotel, is not the liquor water, one table of vegetables/dishes want the more than 2000 block money, along with 200 ritual members? You are really really kind!” 大龙安排的是五星级酒店,不算酒水,一桌菜就要两千多块钱,随200礼份子?你真够意思!” Yes, mixed to eat to mix to drink?” “就是,混吃混喝来了?” Wanted me saying that Big Dragon did not miss your 200 dollars, came, stuffy! Money is not proper, can the sincerity of congratulation have?” “要我说,大龙也不差你那200块钱,来来来,闷一个!钱不到位,祝贺的诚意总得有吧?” The young people attach importance to face, at that time was being put up being able to get down, but Wang Yan is not silly, after coming back, pledged: Later school acceptance feast of this fellows, does not go! 年轻人好面子,当时是被架着下不来,但是汪言不傻,回来以后就发誓:以后这帮家伙的升学宴,一家都不去! Why ah? 凭什么 Tests into university to show off, the girlfriend must show off attractively, now does the ritual member do what one can must be stepped on a foot?! 考上好大学要炫耀,女朋友好看要炫耀,现在礼份子量力而行都要被踩一脚?! Special ate to the full supported?! 都特么是吃饱了撑的吧?! Especially Liu Weilong was saying hypocritically actually your wish fills in very wisely, although Xingcheng Normal School is second-rate, but the girl proportion is high, what male students can find the girlfriend, did not worry single time, Wang Yan really wants to give him a palm of the hand. 尤其是刘伟龙假惺惺说着“其实你的志愿填得很明智,星城师范虽然是二本,但是妹子比例高,什么样的男生都能找到女朋友,不愁单身”的时候,汪言真想给丫一巴掌。 Aren't you in the family/home a little money? 你不就是家里有点钱么? If I some so much money, pursued early especially He Meng! 我要是有那么多钱,早特么把何梦追到手了! dummy that rich will not spend! 有钱都不会花的傻哔 Yesterday's experience was not so happy, Wang Yan will definitely not go to He Meng's school acceptance feast to look for trouble again. 昨天的经历如此不愉快,汪言肯定不会再去何梦的升学宴找不自在。 Did not fear, but does not want to do with that flock of superior dogs again. 不是怕,只是不想再和那群优越狗打交道而已。 As for He Meng, treats as the high school dream...... 至于何梦,就当做高中时的梦吧…… Thinks that finally must finish three-year unrequited loves, in the Wang Yan heart is somewhat disappointed, but is also clear, that is a necessity. 想到终于要结束长达三年的暗恋,汪言心中有些怅然,但又明白,那是一种必然。 Is disinclined again and Wang Yonglei breaks off pulls, interrupts opposite party's persuasion directly: Stops! You treat I to affirm, He Meng they, could not seek friendships even. bye bye!” 懒得再和王永磊掰扯,直接截断对方的劝说:“打住!你请客我肯定去,何梦她们就算了吧,高攀不起。拜拜!” Hangs up the telephone, Wang Yan one throws toward side cellphone, sneers to shake the head. 挂断电话,汪言手机往旁边一扔,冷笑摇头。 Really has not selected dumb at heart. 心里真是没点B数 Do you do ah? 你去干嘛 ...... …… Gujiao is one by the mining city that upstart rich fills up, the an inch of soil is an inch of gold business center and scar general ghetto interlocks to stand, your my family is the miniature of innumerable city farmer, what lived is the daytime cannot see the sunlight low shantytown! 鼓角是一座被暴发户填满的矿业城市,寸土寸金的商业中心和疤痕一般的城中村交错而立,你我的家庭就是千千万万城市农民的缩影,住的是白天都见不到阳光的低矮棚户区 In such in a money society that is flooding the impetuous aura, gap between you and He Meng, Schoolmate Relationship Does not fill in evenly! 在这样一个充斥着浮躁气息的金钱社会里,你与何梦之间的鸿沟,【同学关系】填不平! People in poor, the breath is wrong. 人在贫穷的时候,呼吸都是错的。 You do not understand, but I understand. 你不懂,可是我懂。 In the Wang Yan chest has the group flame probably, the mood angry and loses patience. 汪言胸膛里好像有团火焰,心情愤怒而又烦乱。 At this moment, the mind suddenly resounds a clear prompt sound. 就在此刻,脑海里突然响起一声清脆的提示音。 Ding! Congratulates the host to be selected by Life Series Shenhao System 【叮!恭喜宿主被生活系神豪系统选中】 As Shenhao System's Master, your breath is strength 【作为神豪系统的主人,你的呼吸都是力量 Current System Rank: level 1 【当前系统等级:1级 Each breath, will obtain five cents cash reward 【每一次呼吸,将获得5分钱的现金奖励 Upgrade Experience: 0 / 10000 升级经验:0/10000】 Note 1: The investment, gift and consumption 1 Yuan, then obtain 1 experience. Loans, repayments, redepositing and other behaviors not to have experience 【注一:投资、赠予、消费一元,即可获得一点经验。出借、还款、转存等行为不会产生经验】 Note 2: system money is transferred every second, unlimited number of times and unlimited accounts, absolutely safe 【注二:系统金钱秒提秒转,不限次数不限账户,绝对安全 More features, will open after System Upgrade 更多功能,将在系统升级以后开放】 Shenhao System?! 神豪系统?! The Wang Yan delay long time, the confirmation is not an illusion, the complexion becomes flushed repeatedly slowly. 汪言呆滞半晌,反复确认并非幻觉,脸色慢慢涨红。 The geomancy transfers in turn, this year arrives at my family! 风水轮流转,今年到我家! Can brother become in the village the prettiest child, to step onto the life peak finally? 终于要成为村里最靓的崽、走上人生巅峰了么? Excited good long while, Wang Yan accepts the luck that drops from the clouds gradually, re-focuses on System. 兴奋好半天,汪言渐渐接受从天而降的幸运,把注意力转回系统本身。 Life Series? 生活系 Is the breath strength? 呼吸即为力量 Wang Yan moves at heart, is staring at panel, rapid respite. 汪言心里一动,盯着面板,急促的喘息起来。 huu haa huu haa huu haa huu haa!” 呼哧呼哧呼哧呼哧!” Is sticking out one's tongue, like fast gasping for breath of Doggy , the money digit in System panel starts to rise suddenly. 伸着舌头,像狗子似的快速喘气,果然,系统面板里的金钱数字开始暴涨。 +5 +5 +5 +5...... +5+5+5+5…… average every second of 10 cents. 平均每秒1毛钱。 Gains to 10 dollars diligently time, Wang Yan rolls the eyes, chirp one falls on the rattan chair, half-dead lying down corpse. 努力赚到十块钱的时候,汪言一翻白眼,啪叽一下倒在藤椅上,半死不活的躺尸了。 damn, does is taking the poor life to crack a joke simply, gains to the life in first 10000 the time, sets to prepare directly the funeral! 麻蛋哟,这么搞简直是在拿小命开玩笑,赚到人生中第一1万的时候,直接把葬礼置备上吧! Rests almost, the Wang Yan transformation approach, prepares to test, under normal state, every minute of breathing rate. 休息到差不多,汪言转变思路,准备测试一下,正常状态下,每分钟的呼吸次数。 Sets level the breath, silently counting. 放平呼吸,默默计数。 Finally, will not gasp for breath suddenly, is not quick, is slow, not too long, suppresses red the face. 结果,突然之间就不会喘气了,不是快,就是慢,不大一会儿,又把脸憋得通红。 Wang Yan does not know whether to laugh or cry simply. 汪言简直哭笑不得。 Does one link up with money, was the breath very difficult skill? 一跟钱挂上钩,呼吸都是高难度技巧了? Naturally, relaxes, relaxes!” “自然一点,放松,放松!” Wang Yan whispered is inflating to oneself, started to attempt again. 汪言嘀咕着给自己打气,再次开始尝试。 Blows off the thought diligently, do not focus on breath, after several minutes, obtains an approximate number finally. 努力放空思维,不要把注意力集中在呼吸上,几分钟后,总算得到一个大概数字。 One minute breathes about 20 times, in other words, every minute of 1 dollar deposits. 一分钟呼吸20次左右,也就是说,每分钟有一块钱入账。 The digit seems like not high, but Wang Yan calculates simply, immediately has a scare. 数字看似不高,但是汪言简单一算,顿时吓一跳。 Day about 1440 dollars! 一天大约1440块钱! YES! YES! YES!” “YES!YES!YES!” Wang Yan rises with a spring, the full courtyard chaotic revolutions, shakes the fist to stroke the air unceasingly, good long while tranquil. 汪言一跃而起,满院子乱转,不断挥拳击打空气,好半天都平静不下来。 Finally rushes to the kitchen simply, scoops up basin water, irrigates to the foot from the beginning, passing the heart is cool. 最后干脆冲到厨房,舀起一盆水,从头浇到脚,透心凉。 Crisp! 爽! Scratches the body simply, Wang Yan lies down, slowly recovery ponders ability, starts infertile to ponder over blindly. 简单擦擦身体,汪言重新躺下,慢慢恢复思考能力,开始瞎瘠薄琢磨。 System can upgrade, the function should be getting more and more powerful. 系统是可以升级的,功能应该会越来越强大。 10000/1440 = 6.94, 7 days of time can accumulate Upgrade Experience enough. 10000/1440=6.94,七天时间就能攒够升级经验 The speed is not slow. 速度不慢。 Moreover where the System mechanism very explicit —— money from does not come importantly, how more importantly to spend to go out. 而且系统的机制很明确——钱从哪来不重要,重要的是怎么花出去。 Does not spend to go out, an experience does not have. 不花出去,一点经验都没有。 Wants me to make the rough seas ratio of spending such as the running water? 是要我做一个花钱如流水的大浪比么? I like! 我喜欢! On June 8, Wang Yan just trod college entrance exam examination room, finished three-year fights bravely difficultly. 6月8号,汪言刚刚踏出高考考场,结束长达三年的艰苦奋战。 On June 10, Wang Yan obtained a life most first year uni sum of money, 5000, 2200 registration driving school summer schools, 2800 are used among the schoolmates inviting along with the ritual, to remain 1983 the flower to the present. 6月10号,汪言得到此生最大一笔钱,5000块,2200报名驾校暑期班,2800用于同学之间宴请随礼,花到现在还剩1983。 One day ago, because of red package, only then 200 were taunted, is stewed to the gills to turn over. 一天前,因为红包只有200块而被人嘲讽,大醉而归。 Before 10 minutes, vainly hoped for that in list most expensive luxury goods, is Apple cellphone. 十分钟前,梦想清单中最昂贵的奢侈品,是一部苹果手机 Now, has reticent aloof System to tell him: Your breath is strength. 现在,有个寡言少语高冷系统告诉他:你的呼吸都是力量 What feeling is that? 那是一种什么样的感觉? The life like one box of multi- taste chocolate, does not eat the mouth, you never know that which is the milk taste, which is the excrement taste. 人生就像一盒多味巧克力,不吃到嘴里,你永远不知道哪一颗是奶味,哪一颗是屎味。 Wang Yan is actually very definite: From now, in my life, forever is the milk taste! 汪言倒是很确定:从此以后,我的人生中,永远都是奶味! What milk? 什么奶? Every day changes a sign, drinks two, spits one! 每天换个牌子,喝两口,吐一口!
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