LHP :: Volume #3

#242: Assessment failure!


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Tamed a bird? 驯了个鸟? Hears this saying, the surroundings that originally makes noise is completely silent immediately. Everyone was stopped up the mouth strangely, a all face looks. 听到这话,本来喧闹的周围立刻鸦雀无声。所有人都被堵住了嘴巴,一个个一脸古怪的看过来。 You curse at people, what thing has not tamed, was deliberately bad? How many people this fellow will not see beforehand Assessment, is not First Grade is Second Grade, has frightened is dazed? 你是骂人,还是啥玩意没驯服,自暴自弃了?这家伙不会看到之前考核的几人,不是一等就是二等,已经吓傻了吧? Tamed a bird? My F**k also tamed a hammer! Dares to say with Beastmaster Hong like this, the courage is really big!” “驯了个鸟?我他妈还驯了个锤子呢!敢和洪兽师这样说,胆子真大!” This is not brave, but is the brain has the issue, he tamed a bird, I also tamed a ball!” “这不是胆子大,而是脑子有问题,他驯了个鸟,我还驯了个球!” Like this said, I tamed a hot pepper...... actually we to tame the thing, was can Assessment Beast Tamer?” “这样说,我驯了个辣子……其实我们都驯了东西,是不是都能考核驯兽师了?” ...... …… The silent moment, the room resounds yacketing immediately. 沉默片刻,房间立刻响起了哄堂大笑。 F**k. 尼玛 Since Hall of Beasts was established, Assessment innumerable Beast Tamer, but also some people have not tamed any thing for the first time, such open and aboveboard that said that fresh refined. 自从兽堂成立以来,考核了无数驯兽师,还第一次有人将啥玩意没驯服,说的如此光明正大,清新脱俗。 What does not have, do you run over to do? Also tamed a bird...... bird your younger sister Ah! to dare the courage to be bigger? 啥都没有,你跑过来干什么?还驯了个鸟……鸟你妹啊!敢胆子再大一些吗? Haha, Yun Tao, all along, I thought that you are a character, has not thought that also is really a character...... can not tame savage beast, such royal crown Tang line/traverse who said that in the right and self-confident, admire! Admire!” Zhu Jinhuang shakes the head, soon smiled to pull out. “哈哈,云涛,一直以来,我都觉得你是个人物,没想到还真是个人物……能把没驯服蛮兽,说的如此冠冕唐行,理直气壮,佩服!佩服!”朱锦煌摇头,快要笑抽了。 Is this fellow brain dead? Has not tamed is defeated at the worst, to Beastmaster Hong said that tamed a bird...... this not to look for the stimulation? 这家伙是不是脑残?没驯服大不了失败,跟洪兽师说驯了个鸟……这不是找刺激吗? Although Beastmaster Hong is not Hall of Beasts highest rank Beast Tamer, always to be actually well-known seriously, like this spoke, simply was having no respect for anyone, blatantly provocation! 洪兽师虽然不是兽堂最高级别驯兽师,却一向以严肃闻名,这样说话,简直就是目中无人,公然挑衅! Really is ownself makes......” Zhou Xuan also to smile to make noise. “真是自己作死……”周宣也笑出声来。 Owes ownself also to regard a match/opponent this fellow, now/current looks like, is really disgraced. originally was also worried that this fellow can amaze the world with a single brilliant feat, making everyone look askance, now/current looked like...... looks askance looked askance, what leaned was the supercilious look. 自己还把这家伙当成对手,现在看来,真是丢人。本来还担心这家伙会不会一鸣惊人,让所有人侧目,现在看来……侧目是侧目了,不过侧的是白眼罢了。 Snort!” “哼!” Not only they smile, Young Lady Mo Yu also holding hands behind his back, the flawless facial features, lift slightly, in the nose exudes one lightly. 不光他们笑,莫雨小姐双手背在身后,完美无瑕的面容,微微抬起,鼻子中发出一声轻哼。 Can tame to tame, cannot tame, next time will come again, such vulgar claptrap to please the crowds, attracts others to pay attention, has the talent again is also only an unimportant person. 能驯服就驯服,驯服不了,下次再来,这样哗众取宠,吸引别人注意,再有天赋也只是个小人物。 The people ridiculed, one side Beastmaster Hong almost explodes with rage while still alive, the hair stood, gēgē that the tooth bites makes noise, misses berserk: What did you say?” 众人嘲笑,一侧的洪兽师差点活活气炸,头发都立了起来,牙齿咬的咯咯作响,就差暴走:“你说什么?” As Hall of Beasts illustrious Beast Tamer, was provoked for the first time like this. 做为兽堂赫赫有名的驯兽师,还是第一次受到这样的挑衅。 Bird your younger sister! Come, you come, with looks to me. With, believes to pinch of your ownself belt/bring, when the ball does kick? 鸟你妹!来,你过来,拿给我看。拿不出来,信不信把你自己带的那根捏下来当球踢? I meant that...... tamed a bird, tamed monster bird!” Yun Tao discovered that at this time ownself slip in speech, explained one, a whistle, in the air wū wū!” Two, monster bird flew. “我是说……驯了个鸟,驯了个怪鸟!”云涛这时才发现自己的口误,解释了一句,一吹口哨,空中“呜呜!”两声,怪鸟飞了进来。 This fellow entered Hall of Beasts to transfer randomly on ownself, no one has paid attention. The Hall of Beasts' savage beast 3 – 4 metres length, even if/considered as is basically small, at least one person high, the palm of the hand is so big, carefully did not look, but also thinks that is a house sparrow and wild bird, common, some simply people do not think toward flying savage beast on. Moreover, even if/considered as thought that will also find it hard to believe. 这家伙进入兽堂自己乱转去了,谁都没注意。兽堂的蛮兽基本都三、四米长短,就算小的,也至少一人多高,巴掌这么大的,不仔细看,还以为是个麻雀、野鸟,毫不起眼,根本不会有人往飞行蛮兽身上想。而且,就算想了,也会觉得不可思议。 Beast Tamer tames savage beast, generally is used to fight, regards the riding instead of walking tool badly, this fellow is so small, what can do? To be honest, cooks up one insufficiently to eat. 驯兽师驯服蛮兽,一般都是用来战斗,最差也当成代步工具,这家伙这么小,能干什么?说实话,炒一盘都不够吃的。 „Did this also call savage beast?” “这也叫蛮兽?” Which bird cage from will not grasp?” “不会从哪个鸟笼子抓来的吧?” What thing, I think that he was saying plays , but also really tamed bird Ah! just, is this bird useful? Used to tease is playing?” “啥玩意,我以为他说着玩的,没想到,还真驯了个鸟啊!只不过,这鸟有啥用?用来逗着玩吗?” Saw Yun Tao really to tame a bird, moreover flew over, the room first was a silence, once more yacketed. 云涛真驯了一只鸟,而且飞了过来,房间先是一片寂静,再次哄堂大笑。 Looks at others Young Lady Mo Yu, tame Azure Hawk Beast, is one of the bird, the military might is aggressive, to the feeling of person desolate killing! Your this instead is better off, is not desolate kills, but makes one smile stupidly! 看人家莫雨小姐,驯服的青鹰兽,也是鸟的一种,威武霸气,给人萧杀之感!你这个倒好,不是萧杀,而是让人笑傻! Knows that you come Assessment Beast Tamer, does not know that but also thinks that the bird market fights the bird to play the cricket, plays the vaudeville. 知道的,你是来考核驯兽师的,不知道的,还以为鸟雀市场斗鸟玩蛐蛐的,过来玩杂耍的。 „Is this your tame savage beast?” Beastmaster Hong complexion not, because monster bird flies, but becomes attractive, as before pale like the zombie, sound/voice also brings the ice to be cold. “这是你驯服的蛮兽?”洪兽师脸色并没因为怪鸟飞来,而变得好看,依旧铁青的如同僵尸,声音也带着冰寒。 Un!” Yun Tao nods. “嗯!”云涛点头。 Hall of Beasts has regulation, second checkpoint Assessment, must tame one compared with ownself strength high savage beast, this bird, a palm of the hand can pull out, is used for Assessment...... You are certain no longer to crack a joke?” Beastmaster Hong suppresses the anger. 兽堂规定,第二关考核,必须驯服一头比自己实力高的蛮兽,这头小鸟,一巴掌就能抽死,用来考核……你确定不再开玩笑?”洪兽师强忍住怒火。 I am not cracking a joke!” Saw that is not right to the tone air/Qi, Yun Tao explained hastily: This monster bird, although seems like to be small, the strength is not low, especially the speed is extremely fast, definitely is savage beast one......” “我不是在开玩笑!”看出对方语气不对,云涛连忙解释:“这头怪鸟,虽然看起来个头小,实力却不低,尤其速度极快,肯定是蛮兽的一种……” pa! 啪! The words have not said, saw the Beastmaster Hong hit table to stand fiercely, the eyebrow beat, the cheek shivered. 话还没说完,就见洪兽师一拍桌子猛地站了起来,眉毛跳动,面皮颤抖。 presumptuous! Yun Tao, you think that Hall of Beasts is your Han Martial Kingdom? To disturb disturbs? Beast Taming pay particular attention to is together practical, cannot be careless, you by excellent result pass through first checkpoint Assessment, originally think, second checkpoint to the good result also complete very much, has not thought of...... recklessly the unseemly behavior, vulgar claptrap to please the crowds!” 放肆云涛,你以为兽堂是你们寒武王国?想来捣乱就来捣乱?驯兽一道讲究务实,丝毫马虎不得,你以优异成绩通过第一关考核,本来以为,第二关也会以很不错的成绩完成,没想到……肆意妄为,哗众取宠!” What your now/current is Cauldron Strength Realm peak, possibly could not tame powerful savage beast, Open Acupoint Realm primary stage can always achieve? Made a bird, here act and pose, but also the speed is fast, but also savage beast one, you, when I am blind?” “你现在的为鼎力境巅峰,可能驯服不了强大的蛮兽,辟穴境初期的总可以做到吧?弄了一只小鸟,就在这里装模作样,还速度快,还蛮兽的一种,你当我瞎吗?” Hall of Beasts Assessment, flagrantly provokes Assessment Beast Tamer, with one does not know the wild bird where makes, who does dare to come Assessment...... to give your courage?” 兽堂考核,公然挑衅考核驯兽师,拿一只不知从哪里弄来的野鸟,就敢过来考核……谁给你的胆子?” In the Beastmaster Hong eye very is angry, arm swinged, has the unquestionable dignity: Get lost! Your second checkpoint, wants Assessment, come again next year!” 洪兽师眼中满是恼怒,大手一摆,带着不容置疑的威严:“滚出去!你第二关不过,想要考核,明年再来吧!” Beastmaster Hong, I...... my only monster bird, is Open Acupoint Realm savage beast, I will not be a match/opponent......” never expected that Beastmaster Hong will have such big anger, sentenced to him directly, but, Yun Tao one will frighten looks deathly pale, hurried explanation. 洪兽师,我……我这只怪鸟,是实打实的辟穴境蛮兽,我都不是对手……”没想到洪兽师会发这么大的怒,直接给他判了不过,云涛一下吓得脸色惨白,急忙解释。 Didn't have? Yun Tao, haven't you heard? Beastmaster Hong makes you get the hell out! Here little to make an exhibition of oneself, Beast Tamer face made you lose completely!” Sees the enemy not to have pass through, moreover was scolded, Zhu Jinhuang exciting laughing, walked, in the eye revealed thick despising. “没完了是不是?云涛,你没听到吗?洪兽师让你滚蛋!少在这里丢人现眼,驯兽师脸面都让你丢光了!”看到对头没通过,而且被骂,朱锦煌兴奋的哈哈一笑,走了上来,眼中露出了浓浓的鄙视。 Does not have the diamond not to embrace porcelain to live, without the Beast Taming skill, but also here acting cool, if gives you pass through, was everyone arrives at the bird market to buy a bird, even if/considered as on Beast Tamer?” Zhou Xuan also hehe smiled. “没有金刚钻别揽瓷器活,没驯兽的本事,还在这里装逼,如果给你通过,是不是所有人到鸟雀市场买个鸟,就算得上驯兽师了?”周宣也嘿嘿笑了起来。 Before first checkpoint theory Assessment, they were pressed a head by Yun Tao, originally thought second checkpoint can also continue to top, Expert First Grade, never dreamed or expected, this fellow ownself did. 之前第一关的理论考核,他们都被云涛压了一头,本以为第二关还能继续拔得头筹,高人一等,做梦都没想到,这家伙自己作死。 Tames Open Acupoint Realm primary stage savage beast to be good casually, which pop up wild bird must make one not to know from...... 随便驯服个辟穴境初期蛮兽就好,非要弄一只不知从哪冒出来的野鸟…… Beastmaster Hong......” does not pay attention to two people of satires, Yun Tao looks to the present old man. 洪兽师……”不理会二人的讽刺,云涛看向眼前的老者。 I said also insufficient understand? Goes out!” The Beastmaster Hong eyes stare. “我说的还不够明白吗?出去!”洪兽师双眼一瞪。 Gives me again an opportunity, you can test, this only monster bird is really is savage beast, moreover how the rank not low......” cannot think, meets appear this outcome/in the end, Yun Tao very worries. “再给我一次机会,你可以测试一下,这只怪鸟真是是蛮兽,而且级别不低……”怎么都想不到,会出现这个结果,云涛满是着急。 Just boasted extravagantly with Senior Zhang Xuan, became Beast Tamer to help him select savage beast, really must be defeated, is unable fulfill / honor the commitment. 刚和张悬前辈夸下海口,成了驯兽师帮他选取蛮兽,真要失败,就无法兑现了承诺了。 Naturally, this matter at the worst brazen point, so long as apologizes, the senior Sir are massive, not accountant. 当然,这件事大不了脸皮厚点,只要赔礼道歉,想必前辈大人大量,也不会计较。 The most important thing is, Assessment inadequate Beast Tamer, moreover had/left such big clown, returns to Kingdom, will encounter various suppressions, later misses with the throne. 最重要的是,考核不成驯兽师,而且出了这么大的丑,回到王国,将会遭到各种打压,以后再和王位无缘。 To pursue Young Lady Mo Yu again, was equal to turning into the mirror to spend, moon in the water, without least/half minute possibly. 再想追求莫雨小姐,也等于变成了镜中花,水中月,没有半分可能了。 I do not want to say that third, ownself walks, considered as remains to select face to you!” Beastmaster Hong does not listen to him to explain, arm swinged. “我不想说第三遍,自己走,算是给你留点颜面!”洪兽师不听他解释,大手一摆 This fellow is a prince, he affirmed that palm of the hand hit out had gone, that also with his talk rubbish. 要不是这家伙是个王子,他肯定早就一巴掌拍出去了,那还跟他废话 Gets the hell out! Doesn't Yun Tao, walk, does believe me to drive out you?” One step, in the Zhu Jinhuang eye brings exciting carefree forward. “滚蛋吧!云涛,再不走,信不信我让人把你赶出去?”向前一步,朱锦煌眼中带着兴奋的畅快。 Starting today, this fellow is not a match/opponent, insignificant. 从今天开始,这家伙再不是对手,无关紧要 Quickly go away, pesters endlessly again, I really on impolite.” Zhou Xuan also coldly smiles, holding hands behind his back, in the eye very despises. “赶快滚吧,再胡搅蛮缠,我真就不客气了。”周宣冷冷一笑,双手背在身后,眼中满是蔑视。 I......” complexion white red, Yun Tao clenching fists. “我……”脸色一阵白一阵红,云涛拳头捏紧 originally thought can Assessment succeed with ease, never expected that this outcome/in the end, teeth clenching, just wants to turn around to leave, heard light sound/voice to make a sound. 本以为轻松就可以考核成功,没想到这个结果,牙齿咬紧,正想转身离开,就听到一个淡淡的声音响了起来。 Yun Tao, since Hall of Beasts' Beast Tamer is this wine sack and food bag goods, your not Assessment!” The place of sound/voice resounding, Zhang Xuan peaceful standing in crowd, expression indifferent looks. 云涛,既然兽堂的驯兽师都是这种酒囊饭袋的货色,你不考核也罢!”声音响起之处,张悬安静的站在人群之中,神色淡然的看过来。
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