Tamed a bird?
驯了个鸟?Hearsthissaying, the surroundings that originallymakes noiseis completely silentimmediately. Everyonewas stopped up the mouthstrangely, a allfacelooks.
听到这话,本来喧闹的周围立刻鸦雀无声。所有人都被堵住了嘴巴,一个个一脸古怪的看过来。Youcurse at people, whatthinghas not tamed, was deliberately bad? How manypeoplethisfellowwill not seebeforehandAssessment, is notFirst GradeisSecond Grade, has frightenedis dazed?
你是骂人,还是啥玩意没驯服,自暴自弃了?这家伙不会看到之前考核的几人,不是一等就是二等,已经吓傻了吧?„Tamed a bird? MyF**kalsotamed a hammer! Daresto saywithBeastmaster Honglike this, the courageis really big!”
“驯了个鸟?我他妈还驯了个锤子呢!敢和洪兽师这样说,胆子真大!”„Thisis notbrave, butis the brainhas the issue, hetamed a bird, Ialsotamed a ball!”
“这不是胆子大,而是脑子有问题,他驯了个鸟,我还驯了个球!”„Like thissaid,Itamed a hot pepper...... actuallyweto tame the thing, wascanAssessmentBeast Tamer?”
“这样说,我驯了个辣子……其实我们都驯了东西,是不是都能考核驯兽师了?”
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The silentmoment, the roomresoundsyacketingimmediately.
沉默片刻,房间立刻响起了哄堂大笑。F**k.尼玛。SinceHall of Beastswas established, AssessmentinnumerableBeast Tamer, but alsosomepeoplehave not tamedanything for the first time, suchopen and aboveboard that said that freshrefined.
自从兽堂成立以来,考核了无数驯兽师,还第一次有人将啥玩意没驯服,说的如此光明正大,清新脱俗。Whatdoes not have, do yourun overto do? Alsotamed a bird...... birdyour younger sisterAh!to dare the courageto be bigger?
啥都没有,你跑过来干什么?还驯了个鸟……鸟你妹啊!敢胆子再大一些吗?„Haha, Yun Tao, all along, Ithought that you are a character, has not thought that also is really a character...... cannot tamesavage beast, suchroyal crownTangline/traverse who said that in the right and self-confident, admire! Admire!”Zhu Jinhuangshakes the head, soonsmiledto pull out.
“哈哈,云涛,一直以来,我都觉得你是个人物,没想到还真是个人物……能把没驯服蛮兽,说的如此冠冕唐行,理直气壮,佩服!佩服!”朱锦煌摇头,快要笑抽了。
Is thisfellowbrain dead? Has not tamedis defeatedat the worst, toBeastmaster Hongsaid that tamed a bird...... thisnot to look for the stimulation?
这家伙是不是脑残?没驯服大不了失败,跟洪兽师说驯了个鸟……这不是找刺激吗?AlthoughBeastmaster Hongis notHall of Beastshighest rankBeast Tamer, alwaystobe actually well-knownseriously, like thisspoke, simplywashaving no respect for anyone, blatantlyprovocation!洪兽师虽然不是兽堂最高级别的驯兽师,却一向以严肃闻名,这样说话,简直就是目中无人,公然挑衅!„Really isownselfmakes......”Zhou Xuanalsoto smileto make noise.
“真是自己作死……”周宣也笑出声来。Owesownselfalsoto regarda match/opponentthisfellow, now/currentlooks like, is really disgraced. originallywas also worried that thisfellowcanamaze the world with a single brilliant feat, makingeveryonelook askance, now/currentlooked like...... looks askancelooked askance, whatleanedwas the supercilious look.
亏自己还把这家伙当成对手,现在看来,真是丢人。本来还担心这家伙会不会一鸣惊人,让所有人侧目,现在看来……侧目是侧目了,不过侧的是白眼罢了。„Snort!”
“哼!”Not onlytheysmile, Young Lady Mo Yualsoholding hands behind his back, the flawlessfacial features, liftslightly, in the noseexudesonelightly.
不光他们笑,莫雨小姐也双手背在身后,完美无瑕的面容,微微抬起,鼻子中发出一声轻哼。Cantameto tame, cannot tame, next timewill comeagain, suchvulgar claptrap to please the crowds, attractsothersto pay attention, has the talentagain is also only an unimportant person.
能驯服就驯服,驯服不了,下次再来,这样哗众取宠,吸引别人注意,再有天赋也只是个小人物。
The peopleridiculed,one sideBeastmaster Hongalmostexplodes with ragewhile still alive, the hairstood, gēgē that the toothbitesmakes noise, missesberserk: „What did yousay?”
众人嘲笑,一侧的洪兽师差点活活气炸,头发都立了起来,牙齿咬的咯咯作响,就差暴走:“你说什么?”AsHall of BeastsillustriousBeast Tamer, was provoked for the first time like this.
做为兽堂赫赫有名的驯兽师,还是第一次受到这样的挑衅。Birdyour younger sister! Come, youcome, withlookstome. With, believesto pinch of yourownselfbelt/bring, when the balldoes kick?
鸟你妹!来,你过来,拿给我看。拿不出来,信不信把你自己带的那根捏下来当球踢?„Imeant that...... tamed a bird, tamedmonster bird!”Yun Taodiscovered that at this timeownselfslip in speech, explainedone, a whistle, in the air„wū wū!”Two, monster birdflew.
“我是说……驯了个鸟,驯了个怪鸟!”云涛这时才发现自己的口误,解释了一句,一吹口哨,空中“呜呜!”两声,怪鸟飞了进来。ThisfellowenteredHall of Beaststo transferrandomlyonownself, no onehas paid attention. The Hall of Beasts'savage beast3 – 4 metreslength, even if/considered asis basically small, at leastonepersonhigh, the palm of the handis so big, carefullydid not look, but alsothinks that is a house sparrowandwild bird, common, somesimplypeopledo not thinktowardflying savage beaston. Moreover, even if/considered as thought that will also find ithard to believe.
这家伙进入兽堂就自己乱转去了,谁都没注意。兽堂的蛮兽基本都三、四米长短,就算小的,也至少一人多高,巴掌这么大的,不仔细看,还以为是个麻雀、野鸟,毫不起眼,根本不会有人往飞行蛮兽身上想。而且,就算想了,也会觉得不可思议。Beast Tamertamessavage beast, generally is usedto fight, regards the riding instead of walkingtoolbadly, thisfellowis so small, whatcando? To be honest, cooks uponeinsufficientlyto eat.驯兽师驯服蛮兽,一般都是用来战斗,最差也当成代步工具,这家伙这么小,能干什么?说实话,炒一盘都不够吃的。„Did thisalsocallsavage beast?”
“这也叫蛮兽?”„Whichbirdcagefromwill not grasp?”
“不会从哪个鸟笼子抓来的吧?”„Whatthing, Ithink that hewas sayingplays, but alsoreallytamedbirdAh!just, is thisbirduseful? Used to teaseis playing?”
“啥玩意,我以为他说着玩的,没想到,还真驯了个鸟啊!只不过,这鸟有啥用?用来逗着玩吗?”SawYun Taoreallyto tame a bird, moreoverflew over, the roomfirstwas a silence, once moreyacketed.
见云涛真驯了一只鸟,而且飞了过来,房间先是一片寂静,再次哄堂大笑。Looks atothersYoung Lady Mo Yu, tameAzure Hawk Beast, is one of the bird, the military mightis aggressive, to the feeling of persondesolatekilling! Yourthisinstead is better off, is notdesolatekills, but makes one smilestupidly!
看人家莫雨小姐,驯服的青鹰兽,也是鸟的一种,威武霸气,给人萧杀之感!你这个倒好,不是萧杀,而是让人笑傻!Knows that youcomeAssessmentBeast Tamer, does not know that but alsothinks that the birdmarketfights the birdto play the cricket, plays the vaudeville.
知道的,你是来考核驯兽师的,不知道的,还以为鸟雀市场斗鸟玩蛐蛐的,过来玩杂耍的。„Is thisyourtamesavage beast?”Beastmaster Hongcomplexionnot, becausemonster birdflies, butbecomesattractive, as beforepalelike the zombie, sound/voicealsobrings the iceto be cold.
“这是你驯服的蛮兽?”洪兽师脸色并没因为怪鸟飞来,而变得好看,依旧铁青的如同僵尸,声音也带着冰寒。„Un!”Yun Taonods.
“嗯!”云涛点头。„Hall of Beastshasregulation, second checkpointAssessment, musttameonecompared withownselfstrengthhighsavage beast, thisbird, a palm of the handcanpull out, is used forAssessment...... You are certainno longerto crack a joke?”Beastmaster Hongsuppresses the anger.
“兽堂有规定,第二关考核,必须驯服一头比自己实力高的蛮兽,这头小鸟,一巴掌就能抽死,用来考核……你确定不再开玩笑?”洪兽师强忍住怒火。„Iam not cracking a joke!”Saw that is not rightto the toneair/Qi, Yun Taoexplainedhastily: „Thismonster bird, althoughseems liketo be small, the strengthis not low, especially the speedis extremely fast, definitelyissavage beastone......”
“我不是在开玩笑!”看出对方语气不对,云涛连忙解释:“这头怪鸟,虽然看起来个头小,实力却不低,尤其速度极快,肯定是蛮兽的一种……”pa!啪!
The wordshave not said,saw the Beastmaster Honghittableto standfiercely, the eyebrowbeat, the cheekshivered.
话还没说完,就见洪兽师一拍桌子猛地站了起来,眉毛跳动,面皮颤抖。„presumptuous! Yun Tao, youthink that Hall of BeastsisyourHan Martial Kingdom? To disturbdisturbs? Beast Tamingpay particular attention tois together practical, cannot be careless, youbyexcellent resultpass throughfirst checkpointAssessment, originallythink,second checkpointto the goodresultalso completevery much, has not thought of...... recklessly the unseemly behavior, vulgar claptrap to please the crowds!”
“放肆!云涛,你以为兽堂是你们寒武王国?想来捣乱就来捣乱?驯兽一道讲究务实,丝毫马虎不得,你以优异成绩通过第一关考核,本来以为,第二关也会以很不错的成绩完成,没想到……肆意妄为,哗众取宠!”„Whatyournow/currentisCauldron Strength Realmpeak, possiblycould not tamepowerfulsavage beast, Open Acupoint Realmprimary stage can always achieve? Made a bird, hereact and pose, but also the speedis fast, but alsosavage beastone, you, whenIam blind?”
“你现在的为鼎力境巅峰,可能驯服不了强大的蛮兽,辟穴境初期的总可以做到吧?弄了一只小鸟,就在这里装模作样,还速度快,还蛮兽的一种,你当我瞎吗?”„Hall of BeastsAssessment, flagrantlyprovokesAssessmentBeast Tamer, withonedoes not know the wild bird where makes, whodoes dareto comeAssessment...... to giveyourcourage?”
“兽堂考核,公然挑衅考核的驯兽师,拿一只不知从哪里弄来的野鸟,就敢过来考核……谁给你的胆子?”In the Beastmaster Hongeyeveryis angry, arm swinged, has the unquestionabledignity: „Get lost! Yoursecond checkpoint, wantsAssessment, come again next year!”洪兽师眼中满是恼怒,大手一摆,带着不容置疑的威严:“滚出去!你第二关不过,想要考核,明年再来吧!”„Beastmaster Hong, I...... my onlymonster bird, isOpen Acupoint Realmsavage beast, Iwill not bea match/opponent......”never expected thatBeastmaster Hongwill have such biganger, sentencedtohimdirectly, but, Yun Taoonewill frightenlooks deathly pale, hurriedexplanation.
“洪兽师,我……我这只怪鸟,是实打实的辟穴境蛮兽,我都不是对手……”没想到洪兽师会发这么大的怒,直接给他判了不过,云涛一下吓得脸色惨白,急忙解释。„Didn't have? Yun Tao, haven't youheard? Beastmaster Hongmakesyouget the hell out! Herelittleto make an exhibition of oneself, Beast Tamerfacemadeyoulose completely!”Sees the enemynot to havepass through, moreoverwas scolded, Zhu Jinhuangexcitinglaughing, walked, in the eyerevealedthickdespising.
“没完了是不是?云涛,你没听到吗?洪兽师让你滚蛋!少在这里丢人现眼,驯兽师的脸面都让你丢光了!”看到对头没通过,而且被骂,朱锦煌兴奋的哈哈一笑,走了上来,眼中露出了浓浓的鄙视。„Does not have the diamondnot to embraceporcelainto live, without the Beast Tamingskill, but alsohereacting cool, ifgivesyoupass through, waseveryonearrives at the birdmarketto buy a bird, even if/considered asonBeast Tamer?”Zhou Xuanalsohehesmiled.
“没有金刚钻别揽瓷器活,没驯兽的本事,还在这里装逼,如果给你通过,是不是所有人到鸟雀市场买个鸟,就算得上驯兽师了?”周宣也嘿嘿笑了起来。Beforefirst checkpointtheoryAssessment, theywere pressed a headbyYun Tao, originally thoughtsecond checkpoint can also continueto top, ExpertFirst Grade, never dreamed or expected, thisfellowownselfdid.
之前第一关的理论考核,他们都被云涛压了一头,本以为第二关还能继续拔得头筹,高人一等,做梦都没想到,这家伙自己作死。TamesOpen Acupoint Realmprimary stagesavage beastto be goodcasually, whichpop upwild birdmustmakeonenot to knowfrom......
随便驯服个辟穴境初期的蛮兽就好,非要弄一只不知从哪冒出来的野鸟……„Beastmaster Hong......”does not pay attention totwopeople of satires, Yun Taolooksto the presentold man.
“洪兽师……”不理会二人的讽刺,云涛看向眼前的老者。„Isaidalsoinsufficientunderstand? Goes out!” The Beastmaster Hongeyesstare.
“我说的还不够明白吗?出去!”洪兽师双眼一瞪。„Givesmeagain an opportunity, youcantest, thisonlymonster bird is really issavage beast, moreoverhow the rank not low......”cannot think,meetsappearthisoutcome/in the end, Yun Taoveryworries.
“再给我一次机会,你可以测试一下,这只怪鸟真是是蛮兽,而且级别不低……”怎么都想不到,会出现这个结果,云涛满是着急。Justboasted extravagantlywithSenior Zhang Xuan, becameBeast Tamerto helphimselectsavage beast, reallymustbe defeated, is unable fulfill / honor the commitment.
刚和张悬前辈夸下海口,成了驯兽师帮他选取蛮兽,真要失败,就无法兑现了承诺了。Naturally, thismatterat the worstbrazenpoint, so long asapologizes, the seniorSirare massive, notaccountant.
当然,这件事大不了脸皮厚点,只要赔礼道歉,想必前辈大人大量,也不会计较。The most important thing is, AssessmentinadequateBeast Tamer, moreoverhad/left such bigclown, returns toKingdom, will encountervarioussuppressions, latermisseswith the throne.
最重要的是,考核不成驯兽师,而且出了这么大的丑,回到王国,将会遭到各种打压,以后再和王位无缘。
To pursueYoung Lady Mo Yuagain, was equal toturning into the mirrorto spend, moon in the water, withoutleast/half minutepossibly.
再想追求莫雨小姐,也等于变成了镜中花,水中月,没有半分可能了。„Ido not want to say that third, ownselfwalks, considered asremainsto selectfacetoyou!”Beastmaster Hongdoes not listen tohimto explain, arm swinged.
“我不想说第三遍,自己走,算是给你留点颜面!”洪兽师不听他解释,大手一摆。Thisfellowis a prince, heaffirmed that palm of the handhit outhad gone, thatalsowithhistalk rubbish.
要不是这家伙是个王子,他肯定早就一巴掌拍出去了,那还跟他废话。„Gets the hell out! Doesn't Yun Tao, walk, does believemeto drive outyou?”Onestep, in the Zhu Jinhuangeyebringsexcitingcarefreeforward.
“滚蛋吧!云涛,再不走,信不信我让人把你赶出去?”向前一步,朱锦煌眼中带着兴奋的畅快。Starting today, thisfellowis nota match/opponent, insignificant.
从今天开始,这家伙再不是对手,无关紧要。„Quicklygo away, pesters endlesslyagain, Ireallyonimpolite.”Zhou Xuanalsocoldlysmiles, holding hands behind his back, in the eyeverydespises.
“赶快滚吧,再胡搅蛮缠,我真就不客气了。”周宣也冷冷一笑,双手背在身后,眼中满是蔑视。„I......”complexionwhitered, Yun Taoclenching fists.
“我……”脸色一阵白一阵红,云涛拳头捏紧。originally thoughtcanAssessmentsucceedwith ease, never expected thatthisoutcome/in the end, teeth clenching, justwantsto turn aroundto leave, heardlightsound/voiceto make a sound.本以为轻松就可以考核成功,没想到这个结果,牙齿咬紧,正想转身离开,就听到一个淡淡的声音响了起来。„Yun Tao, sinceHall of Beasts'Beast Tameristhiswine sack and food baggoods, yournotAssessment!” The place of sound/voiceresounding, Zhang Xuanpeacefulstandingincrowd, expressionindifferentlooks.
“云涛,既然兽堂的驯兽师都是这种酒囊饭袋的货色,你不考核也罢!”声音响起之处,张悬安静的站在人群之中,神色淡然的看过来。
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