LHP :: Volume #1

#1: Swindlers


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Swindler! Great Swindler!” “骗子!大骗子!” An angry tenderness drinks, resounds the sole to step on sound/voice that the blue stone ground is running away. 一个愤怒的娇喝,紧接着响起脚掌踩着青石地面逃走的声音 Zhang Xuan helpless outstretch both hands: I really am not a swindler, is Teacher academy's...... wants to make you be my student! Moreover, even if/considered as said that I am a swindler, why can also add ‘great'? Does me unpardonably wicked with same......” 张悬无奈的伸出双手:“我真不是骗子,是学院的老师……只是想让你做我的学生!而且,就算说我是骗子,干嘛还要加个‘大’字?搞得我跟十恶不赦一样……” Whispered, remembered the director to say the words, Zhang Xuan rubbed the forehead: 17 th! Today if including a student not to incur, tomorrow I can take off to go home!” 嘀咕完,想起教导主任说过的话,张悬揉揉眉心:“第十七个了!今天如果连一个学生都招不到,明天我就可以卷铺盖回家了!” Zhang Xuan is not the person in this world, but is Earth a manager in college library, only remembers the flaming fire, then...... did not have then, once more woke up this world. 张悬本不是这个世界的人,而是地球的一个普通高校图书馆的管理员,只记得熊熊大火,然后……就没有然后了,再次醒来到了这个世界。 With almost that in the novel records, martial arts to revere, the strength is a king! 和小说中记述的差不多,武道为尊,实力为王! originally thought can transmigrate good for nothing, break an engagement, then the a slap in the face counterattack, sang loudly...... looks like wants to be many, to here, discovered that unexpectedly was not the student, but was...... the teacher! 本以为穿越废柴,惨遭退婚,然后打脸逆袭,一路高歌……看来想多了,到了这里,才发现居然不是学员,而是……老师! An entire academy most pathetic teacher! 整个学院悲催的一位老师! Others' classroom, is fully occupied, crowded cannot sit, but his classroom, does not have, was drawn several by him with great difficulty, finally scolded several swindler continually, turned around to escape! 别人的课堂,都是人满为患,拥挤的坐不下去,而他的课堂,一个都没有,好不容易被他拉进来几个,最后都连骂好几声“骗子”,转身就逃! Reasons for this include, by the fellow who the ownself soul puts on, in the teacher strength minimum is said that but also the vision is extremely bad, anything unable to discern, the key...... also teaches wrongly, has had case of Qi Deviation! 究其原因,被自己魂穿的家伙,教师中实力最低不说,还眼光极差,啥都看不出来,关键……还教错,出过一例走火入魔 This is like the hospital deceased person, the fame damages greatly, was spurned, even if new student, all keeps at a respectful distance, for fear that falls to his hand, was taught half-dead! 这和医院死人一样,名气大损,受人唾弃,哪怕新来的学员,也一个个敬而远之,生怕落到他手里,被教个半死不活! Without the student, was denounced, last year Teacher Qualification Examination, entire academy First From the Bottom, even obtained historically the only zero. 没有学生,又遭到诟病,去年的师资考评,整个学院倒数第一,甚至得到了历史上唯一的零分。 Depressed, drowns worries in drink, kick the bucket that outcome/in the end achieved wishes, ownself takes the opportunity transmigrate to come. 郁闷之下,借酒浇愁,结果如愿以偿的挂了,自己借机穿越过来。 Starting from the new semester, academy issued the ultimatum, if his on classroom is unable to recruit a student this year again, dismisses the teacher qualifications directly! 新学期开始,学院下了最后通牒,如果今年他的课堂上再无法招收一个学生,就直接开除教师资格! Today 17 new students had passed by his classroom, outcome/in the end, hears the name, all running away without any exception, the little miss met weird uncle probably, has runs quickly. 今天已经十七个新学员路过他的教室了,结果,一听到名字,全都无一例外的逃走,像是小姑娘遇到了怪蜀黍,有多快跑多快。 It seems like must find means flicker to be good!” “看来必须想办法忽悠一个才行!” In the heart is thinking how should an opening the mouth pull people, see the girl who a face moe dull reveals the head from the entrance. 心中正在想应该怎么开口拉人,就见一个一脸呆萌的女孩的从门口露出脑袋。 Excuse me, is here Teacher Lu Xun classroom?” “请问,这里是陆寻老师课堂吗?” sound/voice is delightful, lovable, the appearance is delicate, but person. 声音甜美,可爱,模样清秀,可人。 Teacher Lu Xun, academy's Star Teacher, classroom is the full, countless people came with admiration each time. 陆寻老师,学院的明星教师,课堂每次都是爆满,无数人慕名而来。 She!” Sees some people to walk into a trap, Zhang Xuan eyes sparkle. “就她了!”见有人自投罗网,张悬眼睛一亮 Various acting cool repertoires recalls previous life has looked, secure sits in meditation on the seat, assumed the extra mundane Expert posture: „Do you want to request him to be the master?” 前世看过的各种装逼套路回忆一遍,安静坐在座位上,摆了个世外高人的姿势:“你想拜他为师?” The girl house sparrow nods again and again, in the pitch-black eyes, very worships: I heard that Teacher Lu Xun is the Hong Tian Academy fiercest teacher, the instruction student, each one is mighty, everyone takes can join his classroom for the honor!” 女孩麻雀般连连点头,乌黑的双眼中,满是崇拜:“我听说陆寻老师洪天学院最厉害的教师,教授的学生,个个实力非凡,大家都以能加入他的课堂为荣!” Hearsay not necessarily real, the teacher is like the shoes, lies in not suiting suitably! He said again good, did not gather with your cultivation theory, not only will not progress, did not do well also meets retreat! The teacher fame does not reveal, coincides with your theory, can the rapid advancement, cultivation base increase!” “传闻未必是真的,老师和鞋一样,在于适合不适合!他讲的再好,与你的修炼理论不合,非但不会进步,弄不好还会后退!老师名气不显,与你理论相合,也能快速进步,修为大增!” Was this...... I also listens to the Elder Brother to speak similar words!” Girl dazed for a moment, beautiful double pupil some/somewhat is confused: But, I do not know that what classroom ownself suits!” “是这样啊……我也听哥哥说过了类似的话!”女孩愣了一下,美丽的双眸有些迷茫:“不过,我不知道自己适合什么样的课堂!” Sees her to swallow the bait, Zhang Xuan eyes sparkle, hesitant, Marx, Engels and other Sage appeared in the mind one after another, ships out a in a dilemma/to make things difficult for appearance: Meeting by chance is the reason, this, I am also this academy's teacher, can help you have a look at the root bone, talent and mental disposition free , helping you recommend a right teacher while convenient!” 见她上钩,张悬眼睛一亮,犹豫了一下,马克思恩科斯先贤在脑海接连浮现,装出一副为难的样子:“相逢就是缘,这样吧,我也是这个学院的教师,可以免费帮你看看根骨、天赋、秉性,顺便帮你推荐一个合适的老师!” Then on Mr. trouble!” Has not thought the teacher who runs into casually, so principle of righteousness, girl's exciting nod hastily. “那就劳烦先生了!”没想到随便遇到的这位教师,如此大义,女孩兴奋的连忙点头。 You first demonstrated that cultivation base makes me have a look!” “你先展示一下修为让我看看!” The Zhang Xuan eye partly opens the semi-closure, as if does not care at all. 张悬眼睛半睁半闭,似乎毫不在意。 Yes!” “是!” hū hū hū hū hū! 呼呼呼呼呼 The moment time, in the room the fist wind howls, Qi Strength roaming dragon scurry about on the girl, the entire person aura, congealing is not loose, but the prestige does not reveal, represented her to have the excellent foundation. 片刻功夫,房间里拳风呼啸,一道道气劲游龙般在女孩身上乱窜,整个人气息,凝而不散,威而不显,代表了她有极好的基础。 Ok, I looked, you cultivation earnest hard-working, was usually reliable, talent excellent, talent that may not see!” One set fights with the fists, Zhang Xuan satisfactory nod. “好了,我看出来了,你平时修炼认真刻苦,基础扎实,天赋绝佳,是不可多见的天才!”一套拳打完,张悬满意的点头。 His is on the fortune-teller study with Earth, the words are tiger balm, the range is very broad, making one unable to listen to the mistake, instead shouted secretly accurately. 他这是和地球上的算命先生学的,话都是万金油,范围很广,让人听不出来错误,反而暗呼准确。 Particularly strength on your both legs, Coiling Dragon is ordinary, every action and every movement, just like the torrential river water, inexhaustible, later the cultivation words, definitely have the future well very much......” “尤其是你双腿上的力量,盘龙一般,一举一动,犹如滔滔江水,无穷无尽,以后好好修炼的话,肯定很有前途……” Teacher, on my leg has been injured, Medicine Master said, basically is equal to crippled......” girl to break his unceasing torrent, in the eye the some/somewhat doubts. “老师,我腿上受过伤,医师说,基本等同废了……”女孩打断他的滔滔不绝,眼中有些疑惑。 Is injured shamelessly......” Zhang Xuan one red, but, brazen, others also unable to discern , to continue reckless Kanluan to incite: You think that I haven't looked? You displayed strength a moment ago time, I knew! Then said that because of...... there is no construction without destruction! Although your both legs are injured, the accident/surprise obtained other person unexpected chances, words that later grasps well, your leg technique, inevitably become most battle strength! Let other person of see only the other rider's dust and have no hope of catching up!” “受伤……”张悬老脸一红,不过,脸皮厚,别人也看不出来,继续胡侃乱煽:“你以为我没看出来吗?刚才你施展力量的时候,我就知道了!之所以那么说,是因为……不破不立!你双腿虽然受伤,却意外得到了其他人都意想不到的机缘,以后好好把握的话,你的腿功,必然成为战斗力!让其他人望尘莫及!” Flickers in any case, can talk nonsense, talked nonsense, first flickered a disciple to say again. 反正都是忽悠,能瞎说,就瞎说,先忽悠过来一个弟子再说。 Chance? Teacher, is what chance?” Girl eyes sparkle. “机缘?老师,是什么样的机缘?”女孩眼睛一亮 After her leg wound, has felt inferior to others, lives to feel inferior secretly, has not thought that may also turn misfortune into a blessing. 她腿伤了之后,一直觉得不如别人,暗生自卑,没想到还有可能因祸得福。 This chance, can make you soar, become new life/student first is not overrated, after all your talent was very good, does not have a peerless talent eternally, but......” the Zhang Xuan seaport again and again, has not put out a itself on the difference Buddha's Palm. “这个机缘,可以让你一飞冲天,成为新生第一也不为过,毕竟你天赋本就很好,是万古无一的绝世天才,不过……”张悬海口连连,就差没拿出一本“如来神掌”了。 Hearing to be able become new life/student first, praised her is the talent, on girl face unable to restrain emotions revealed fiery, inquired hastily: But, what?” 听到可以成为新生第一,又夸她是天才,女孩脸上情不自禁的露出火热,连忙询问:“不过,什么?” „......” Zhang Xuan sighed, good will soon encounter the sigh that buried: Can see teacher entire academy that this chance are not many! In addition I, only then three, other two, three years ago does not enroll the student, therefore...... I am not good to help you open the mouth......” “不过……”张悬叹息一声,一副良才即将遭到埋没的感叹:“能看出这种机缘的老师整个学院都不多了!加上我,也只有三个,其他两位,三年前就已经不收学生,所以……我也不好帮你开口……” Doesn't enroll the student?” Girl originally is having very high hope, hearing this saying look slightly was dim, immediately thought through anything to jump fiercely: They do not enroll the student, the teacher do you...... receive?” “不收学生?”女孩本来抱着很大希望,听到这话眼神略微黯淡了一下,随即想通了什么猛地跳起:“他们不收学生,那老师你……收不收?” I also receive certainly, but, you also looked, I was indifferent to fame and fortune, without so many time!” On the Zhang Xuan face reveals the color of in a dilemma/to make things difficult for: „It is not the good nature uncut jade, is predestined friends with me, cannot easily promise/consent......” “我当然还收,只是,你也看出来了,我淡泊名利,也没那么多时间!”张悬脸上露出为难之色:“不是良质璞玉,与我有缘,不会轻易答应……” putong! 噗通 The words have not said, the girl prostrates oneself in the place: I know the mister to be noble and pure, but also please receive me for the disciple! My cultivation, will not certainly lose face of teacher well!” 话还没说完,女孩拜倒在地:“我知道先生高洁,还请收我为徒!我一定会好好修炼,不丢老师的脸面!” In Zhang Xuan heart wild with joy, on the face reveals the color of in a dilemma/to make things difficult for as before: Your I indeed am predestined friends, but...... you also looked, I liked quietly......” 张悬心中狂喜,脸上依旧露为难之色:“你我的确有缘,只是……你也看出来了,我喜欢清静……” Student ensure unless it is absolutely essential, does not disturb the teacher absolutely!” Sees his some/somewhat not to prefer, the girl nods hastily, a face is sincere. “学生保证不到万不得已,绝对不打扰老师!”见他有些不情愿,女孩连忙点头,一脸诚恳。 My student are not many, possibly on the resources cannot compare other teachers, will receive is censured......” Zhang Xuan then to say. “我学生不多,可能资源上比不上其他老师,而且还会受到被人非议……”张悬接着道。 This...... I heard that refine the resources is very hesitant important......” girl. “这样啊……我听说炼资源很重要……”女孩犹豫了一下。 The teacher receives the resources in academy, is the result, quantity of instruction student and other condition hooks, if the resources are insufficient, cultivation will be very difficult to progress. 老师在学院领取资源,是和教授学生的成绩、数量等诸多条件挂钩的,如果资源不够,修炼将很难进步。 cough cough, I tested you saying that intentionally, since your bottom of heart were firm, sincere recognizes me was the teacher, I also pushed someone take on a difficult job, accepted you!” Sees her to hesitate, Zhang Xuan breaks immediately, including hurriedly said: Identification authentication!” 咳咳,我是故意考验你才这么说的,既然你心底坚定,诚心认我做老师,我也勉为其难,将你收下!”见她迟疑,张悬立刻打断,连忙道:“身份验证吧!” „Is this...... so quick?” “这……这么快?” Without thinking of this teacher turns hostile like flipping through the book, the quick oddness, the girl was slightly stunned, received the token that Zhang Xuan handed over the representative capacity, was considering the exactly/actually want or do not want to confirmation, before saw, calm incomparable Teacher Zhang, has drawn her palm, put out one dagger gently one stroke, drop of blood on landed/dropped jade token on. 没想到这位老师变脸如同翻书,快的离谱,女孩微微错愕,接过张悬递过来代表身份的令牌,正在考虑到底要不要验证,就见之前沉着无比的张老师,已经拉过她的手掌,拿出一柄尖刀轻轻一划,一滴血液就落在玉牌上。 Buzz! 嗡! Ray twinkle. 光芒闪烁。 “Ah...... ” “啊……” The girl is in a daze. 女孩发呆。 This teacher did not say a moment ago must consider, was indifferent to fame and fortune? How to act such quickly, moreover...... did the knife prepare? 刚才这老师不还说要考虑一下,淡泊名利吗?怎么动作这么快,而且……刀子都准备好了? „From now/current, you are my student!” Drops blood accept owner, Zhang Xuan then relaxes, once more restores the Expert appearance: „Do you name?” “从现在开始,你就是我的学生!”滴血认主,张悬这才松了口气,再次恢复高人模样:“你叫什么名字?” Reply Teacher, I called Wang Ying!” “回禀老师,我叫王颖!” Knows unable to change, the girl no longer said that a nod of face cute. 知道无法更改,女孩不再多说,一脸萌萌的点头。 Un, takes identity token, leads your bedding and books, looks for the ownself dwelling while convenient! Tomorrow Official attended class, coming to here to ask me to be good!” “嗯,拿着身份牌,去领你的被褥、书籍,顺便找自己的住处吧!明天正式上课,来这里找我就行!” Zhang Xuan beckons with the hand. 张悬摆手。 Yes!” Wang Ying nods, turns around to leave. “是!”王颖点点头,转身离开。 hū! successfully flickers!” 呼!成功忽悠上一个!” Sees her become ownself student, Zhang Xuan then relaxes, shows a faint smile. 见她成为自己学员,张悬这才松了口气,微微一笑。 It is not really easy, in the network has looked at many acting cool skills, perhaps today is really also hard to be successful. 真不容易,要不是网络上看过不少装逼技巧,恐怕今天还真难以成功。 Had a student, under can avoid the dismissed misfortune, the Zhang Xuan mood relaxes, immediately felt entire person Spiritual for a split second smooth many, circles previous self that obsession in the mind, is vanishing slowly. 有了一个学员,就能免遭被开除的厄运,张悬心情放松之下,顿时感觉整个人精神一瞬间顺畅了不少,盘旋在脑海中前身的那点执念,也在缓缓消失。 Relax, since transmigrate becomes you, will live for you well!” “放心吧,既然穿越成你,会替你好好活的!” Before that Zhang Xuan the student died because of the recruitment, many were unwilling, at this moment had the student, without a trace that final persist/insist on also vanished, until at this moment, Zhang Xuan considered as grasped this body completely. 之前那个张悬因为招收不到学生而死亡,多有不甘,此刻有了学员,最后的坚持也消失的无影无踪,直到此刻,张悬算是完整掌握了这副身体。 Bang! 轰隆! Controls the body thoroughly, Zhang Xuan just wants then to flicker several students, felt that the mind shakes, dignified and bell-like sound/voice resounds together loudly. 彻底掌控身体,张悬正想接下来再忽悠几个学生,就感到脑海一震,一道黄钟大吕声音轰然响起。 Heaven and Earth is unkind, takes the myriad things as the dogs and hay worthless thing......” 天地不仁,以万物为刍狗……” Sun and Moon is full, Heaven and Earth has to lack......” 日月盈仄,天地有缺……” Bang! 轰隆! His some/somewhat dizziness dim eyesight that various mysterious languages, shake, mind appear a giant palace, the above five large characters were sparkling. 各种玄妙的语言,震的他有些头晕眼花,紧接着脑海出现了一座巨大的宫殿,上面五个大字闪闪发光。 Library of Heaven's Path! 天道图书馆 Pushes the door to walk, the innumerable bookshelves stand in great numbers, various types of books are inexhaustible, no end in sight. 推门走进去,无数书架林立,各种书籍无穷无尽,一眼看不到尽头 This is could it be that the transcender big gift parcel? Library? F**k, my previous life is the librarian, will not arrive in this world, is the same!” “这难道穿越众的大礼包?图书馆?尼玛,我上辈子是图书馆管理员,不会到了这个世界,还是一样吧!” Others' big gift parcel, is not the Old Master master, is the system, various types flamboyant to exploding good thing, ownself is a library, Zhang Xuan only feels blacking out, has almost not fainted. 别人的大礼包,不是老爷爷,就是系统,各种牛逼到爆的好东西,自己却是个图书馆,张悬只觉得眼前一黑,差点没昏过去。 Library? Does the bird? After could it be that fights, others throw the sword, do I throw the book? 图书馆?干鸟?难道以后打架,别人扔剑,我扔书? What book has a look is?” “看看都是什么书?” In heart helpless, Zhang Xuan put out a hand to the books on bookshelf grasped, wants to have a look at this library exactly/actually to have anything to affect, but grasped discovered, palm passed through from the bookshelf directly, gets nothing for one's effort. 心中无奈,张悬伸手向书架上的书籍抓了过去,想看看这个图书馆到底有啥作用,不过一抓才发现,手掌直接从书架穿过,抓了个空。 „Are you playing me? To the library, actually what book cannot attain, looks inadequately, exactly/actually what to do?” “你在玩我?给个图书馆,却什么书都拿不到,看不成,到底要干什么?” The Zhang Xuan whole face is speechless, wants to cry but have no tears. 张悬满脸无语,欲哭无泪。
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