„Swindler! Great Swindler!”
“骗子!大骗子!”
An angrytendernessdrinks, resounds the soleto step onsound/voice that the blue stonegroundis running away.
一个愤怒的娇喝,紧接着响起脚掌踩着青石地面逃走的声音。Zhang Xuanhelplessoutstretchboth hands: „Ireallyam not a swindler, isTeacheracademy's...... wantsto makeyoubemystudent! Moreover, even if/considered assaid that Iam a swindler, why can also add‘great'? Doesmeunpardonably wickedwithsame......”张悬无奈的伸出双手:“我真不是骗子,是学院的老师……只是想让你做我的学生!而且,就算说我是骗子,干嘛还要加个‘大’字?搞得我跟十恶不赦一样……”Whispered, remembered the directorto say the words, Zhang Xuanrubbed the forehead: „17 th! Todayifincluding a studentnot to incur, tomorrowIcantake offto go home!”
嘀咕完,想起教导主任说过的话,张悬揉揉眉心:“第十七个了!今天如果连一个学生都招不到,明天我就可以卷铺盖回家了!”Zhang Xuanis not the person in thisworld, butisEarth a manager in collegelibrary, onlyremembers the flamingfire, then...... did not havethen, once morewoke upthisworld.张悬本不是这个世界的人,而是地球的一个普通高校图书馆的管理员,只记得熊熊大火,然后……就没有然后了,再次醒来到了这个世界。Withalmost that in the novelrecords, martial artstorevere, the strengthis a king!
和小说中记述的差不多,武道为尊,实力为王!originally thoughtcantransmigrategood for nothing, break an engagement, then the a slap in the facecounterattack, sang loudly...... looks likewantsto be many, tohere, discovered that unexpectedlywas not the student, butwas...... the teacher!本以为能穿越个废柴,惨遭退婚,然后打脸逆袭,一路高歌……看来想多了,到了这里,才发现居然不是学员,而是……老师!
An entireacademymostpatheticteacher!
整个学院最悲催的一位老师!Others'classroom, is fully occupied, crowdedcannot sit, buthisclassroom, does not have, was drawnseveralbyhimwith great difficulty, finallyscoldedseveral„swindler”continually, turned aroundto escape!
别人的课堂,都是人满为患,拥挤的坐不下去,而他的课堂,一个都没有,好不容易被他拉进来几个,最后都连骂好几声“骗子”,转身就逃!Reasons for this include, by the fellow who the ownselfsoulputs on, in the teacherstrengthminimumis said that but also the visionis extremely bad, anythingunable to discern, the key...... alsoteaches wrongly, has hadcase of Qi Deviation!
究其原因,被自己魂穿的家伙,教师中实力最低不说,还眼光极差,啥都看不出来,关键……还教错,出过一例走火入魔!This is like the hospitaldeceased person, the famedamagesgreatly, was spurned, even ifnewstudent, allkeeps at a respectful distance, for fear thatfallstohishand, was taughthalf-dead!
这和医院死人一样,名气大损,受人唾弃,哪怕新来的学员,也一个个敬而远之,生怕落到他手里,被教个半死不活!Without the student, was denounced, last yearTeacher Qualification Examination, entireacademyFirst From the Bottom, evenobtainedhistorically the onlyzero.
没有学生,又遭到诟病,去年的师资考评,整个学院倒数第一,甚至得到了历史上唯一的零分。Depressed, drowns worries in drink, kick the bucket that outcome/in the endachieved wishes, ownselftakes the opportunitytransmigrateto come.
郁闷之下,借酒浇愁,结果如愿以偿的挂了,自己借机穿越过来。Starting from the newsemester, academyissued the ultimatum, ifhisonclassroomis unable to recruit a studentthis yearagain, dismisses the teacherqualificationsdirectly!
新学期开始,学院下了最后通牒,如果今年他的课堂上再无法招收一个学生,就直接开除教师资格!Today17newstudentshad passed byhisclassroom, outcome/in the end, hears the name, allrunning awaywithout any exception, the little missmetweird uncleprobably, hasrunsquickly.
今天已经十七个新学员路过他的教室了,结果,一听到名字,全都无一例外的逃走,像是小姑娘遇到了怪蜀黍,有多快跑多快。„It seems likemustfind meansflickerto be good!”
“看来必须想办法忽悠一个才行!”In the heartis thinkinghowshould an opening the mouthpull people, see the girl who a facemoedullreveals the headfrom the entrance.
心中正在想应该怎么开口拉人,就见一个一脸呆萌的女孩的从门口露出脑袋。„Excuse me, is hereTeacher Lu Xunclassroom?”
“请问,这里是陆寻老师的课堂吗?”sound/voiceis delightful, lovable, the appearanceis delicate, butperson.声音甜美,可爱,模样清秀,可人。Teacher Lu Xun, academy'sStar Teacher, classroomis the full, countless people came with admirationeach time.陆寻老师,学院的明星教师,课堂每次都是爆满,无数人慕名而来。„She!”Seessomepeopleto walk into a trap, Zhang Xuaneyes sparkle.
“就她了!”见有人自投罗网,张悬眼睛一亮。Variousacting coolrepertoiresrecallsprevious lifehas looked, securesits in meditationon the seat, assumed the extra mundaneExpertposture: „Do youwantto requesthimto be the master?”
将前世看过的各种装逼套路回忆一遍,安静坐在座位上,摆了个世外高人的姿势:“你想拜他为师?”
The girlhouse sparrownodsagain and again, in the pitch-blackeyes, veryworships: „Iheard that Teacher Lu Xunis the Hong Tian Academyfiercestteacher, the instructionstudent, each oneis mighty, everyonetakescanjoinhisclassroomfor the honor!”
女孩麻雀般连连点头,乌黑的双眼中,满是崇拜:“我听说陆寻老师是洪天学院最厉害的教师,教授的学生,个个实力非凡,大家都以能加入他的课堂为荣!”„Hearsaynot necessarilyreal, the teacher is like the shoes, lies innot suitingsuitably! Hesaidagaingood, did not gatherwithyourcultivationtheory, not onlywill not progress, did not do wellalsomeetsretreat! The teacherfamedoes not reveal, coincideswithyourtheory, can the rapid advancement, cultivation baseincrease!”
“传闻未必是真的,老师和鞋一样,在于适合不适合!他讲的再好,与你的修炼理论不合,非但不会进步,弄不好还会后退!老师名气不显,与你理论相合,也能快速进步,修为大增!”„Wasthis...... Ialsolistens to the Elder Brotherto speaksimilarwords!”Girldazed for a moment, beautifuldoublepupilsome/somewhatis confused: „But, Ido not know that whatclassroomownselfsuits!”
“是这样啊……我也听哥哥说过了类似的话!”女孩愣了一下,美丽的双眸有些迷茫:“不过,我不知道自己适合什么样的课堂!”Seesherto swallow the bait, Zhang Xuaneyes sparkle, hesitant, Marx, Engelsand otherSageappearedin the mindone after another, ships out a in a dilemma/to make things difficult forappearance: „Meeting by chanceis the reason, this, I am also thisacademy'steacher, canhelpyouhave a look at the rootbone, talentandmental dispositionfree , helping yourecommend a rightteacherwhile convenient!”
见她上钩,张悬眼睛一亮,犹豫了一下,马克思、恩科斯等先贤在脑海接连浮现,装出一副为难的样子:“相逢就是缘,这样吧,我也是这个学院的教师,可以免费帮你看看根骨、天赋、秉性,顺便帮你推荐一个合适的老师!”„ThenonMr.trouble!”Has not thoughttheteacher who runs intocasually, soprinciple of righteousness, girl'sexcitingnodhastily.
“那就劳烦先生了!”没想到随便遇到的这位教师,如此大义,女孩兴奋的连忙点头。„Youfirstdemonstrated that cultivation basemakesmehave a look!”
“你先展示一下修为让我看看!”
The Zhang Xuaneyepartlyopens the semi-closure, as ifdoes not care at all.张悬眼睛半睁半闭,似乎毫不在意。„Yes!”
“是!”hū hū hū hū hū!呼呼呼呼呼!
The momenttime, in the room the fistwindhowls, Qi Strengthroaming dragonscurry abouton the girl, the entire personaura, congealing is not loose, but the prestigedoes not reveal, representedherto have the excellentfoundation.
片刻功夫,房间里拳风呼啸,一道道气劲游龙般在女孩身上乱窜,整个人气息,凝而不散,威而不显,代表了她有极好的基础。„Ok, Ilooked, youcultivationearnesthard-working, was usually reliable, talentexcellent, talent that may notsee!”Onesetfights with the fists, Zhang Xuansatisfactorynod.
“好了,我看出来了,你平时修炼认真刻苦,基础扎实,天赋绝佳,是不可多见的天才!”一套拳打完,张悬满意的点头。
His ison the fortune-tellerstudywithEarth, the wordsaretiger balm, the rangeis very broad, making one unable to listen to the mistake, insteadshoutedsecretlyaccurately.
他这是和地球上的算命先生学的,话都是万金油,范围很广,让人听不出来错误,反而暗呼准确。„Particularlystrength on yourboth legs, Coiling Dragonis ordinary, every action and every movement, just like the torrentialriver water, inexhaustible, later the cultivationwords, definitelyhave the futurewellvery much......”
“尤其是你双腿上的力量,盘龙一般,一举一动,犹如滔滔江水,无穷无尽,以后好好修炼的话,肯定很有前途……”„Teacher, onmyleghas been injured, Medicine Mastersaid,basicallyis equal tocrippled......”girlto breakhisunceasing torrent, in the eye the some/somewhatdoubts.
“老师,我腿上受过伤,医师说,基本等同废了……”女孩打断他的滔滔不绝,眼中有些疑惑。„Is injuredshamelessly......”Zhang Xuanonered, but, brazen, othersalsounable to discern , to continue recklessKanluanto incite: „Youthink that Ihaven't looked? Youdisplayedstrengtha moment agotime, Iknew! Then said that because of...... there is no construction without destruction! Althoughyourboth legsare injured, the accident/surpriseobtainedotherpersonunexpectedchances, words that latergraspswell, yourleg technique, inevitablybecomemostbattle strength! Letotherperson of see only the other rider's dust and have no hope of catching up!”
“受伤……”张悬老脸一红,不过,脸皮厚,别人也看不出来,继续胡侃乱煽:“你以为我没看出来吗?刚才你施展力量的时候,我就知道了!之所以那么说,是因为……不破不立!你双腿虽然受伤,却意外得到了其他人都意想不到的机缘,以后好好把握的话,你的腿功,必然成为最战斗力!让其他人望尘莫及!”Flickersin any case, cantalk nonsense, talked nonsense, firstflickered a discipleto sayagain.
反正都是忽悠,能瞎说,就瞎说,先忽悠过来一个弟子再说。„Chance? Teacher, iswhatchance?”Girleyes sparkle.
“机缘?老师,是什么样的机缘?”女孩眼睛一亮。
After herleg wound, has felt inferior toothers, livesto feel inferiorsecretly, has not thought that may also turn misfortune into a blessing.
她腿伤了之后,一直觉得不如别人,暗生自卑,没想到还有可能因祸得福。„Thischance, canmakeyousoar, becomenew life/studentfirstis not overrated, after allyourtalent was very good, does not have a peerlesstalenteternally, but......” the Zhang Xuanseaportagain and again, has not put out a itselfon the difference„Buddha's Palm”.
“这个机缘,可以让你一飞冲天,成为新生第一也不为过,毕竟你天赋本就很好,是万古无一的绝世天才,不过……”张悬海口连连,就差没拿出一本“如来神掌”了。Hearingto be ablebecomenew life/studentfirst, praisedheris the talent, ongirlfaceunable to restrain emotionsrevealedfiery, inquiredhastily: „But, what?”
听到可以成为新生第一,又夸她是天才,女孩脸上情不自禁的露出火热,连忙询问:“不过,什么?”„......”Zhang Xuansighed, goodwill soon encounter the sigh that buried: „Canseeteacherentireacademy that thischanceare not many! In additionI, only thenthree, othertwo, threeyears ago does not enroll the student, therefore...... Iam not goodto helpyouopen the mouth......”
“不过……”张悬叹息一声,一副良才即将遭到埋没的感叹:“能看出这种机缘的老师整个学院都不多了!加上我,也只有三个,其他两位,三年前就已经不收学生,所以……我也不好帮你开口……”„Doesn't enroll the student?”Girloriginallyis having very highhope, hearingthissayinglookslightlywas dim, immediatelythought throughanythingto jumpfiercely: „Theydo not enroll the student, the teacher do you...... receive?”
“不收学生?”女孩本来抱着很大希望,听到这话眼神略微黯淡了一下,随即想通了什么猛地跳起:“他们不收学生,那老师你……收不收?”„Ialsoreceive certainly, but, youalsolooked, Iwas indifferent to fame and fortune, withoutso manytime!”On the Zhang Xuanfacereveals the color of in a dilemma/to make things difficult for: „It is not the goodnatureuncut jade, is predestined friendswithme, cannoteasilypromise/consent......”
“我当然还收,只是,你也看出来了,我淡泊名利,也没那么多时间!”张悬脸上露出为难之色:“不是良质璞玉,与我有缘,不会轻易答应……”putong!噗通!
The wordshave not said, the girlprostrates oneselfin the place: „Iknow the misterto be noble and pure, but alsopleasereceivemefor the disciple! Mycultivation, will not certainly loseface of teacherwell!”
话还没说完,女孩拜倒在地:“我知道先生高洁,还请收我为徒!我一定会好好修炼,不丢老师的脸面!”InZhang Xuanheartwild with joy, on the facereveals the color of in a dilemma/to make things difficult foras before: „YourIindeedam predestined friends, but......youalsolooked, Ilikedquietly......”张悬心中狂喜,脸上依旧露为难之色:“你我的确有缘,只是……你也看出来了,我喜欢清静……”„Student ensure unless it is absolutely essential, does not disturb the teacherabsolutely!”Seeshissome/somewhatnot to prefer, the girlnodshastily, a faceis sincere.
“学生保证不到万不得已,绝对不打扰老师!”见他有些不情愿,女孩连忙点头,一脸诚恳。„Mystudentare not many, possiblyon the resourcescannot compareotherteachers, will receiveis censured......”Zhang Xuanthento say.
“我学生不多,可能资源上比不上其他老师,而且还会受到被人非议……”张悬接着道。„This...... Iheard that refine the resources is very hesitant important......”girl.
“这样啊……我听说炼资源很重要……”女孩犹豫了一下。
The teacherreceives the resourcesinacademy, is the result, quantity of instructionstudentand otherconditionhooks, if the resourcesare insufficient, cultivation will be very difficultto progress.
老师在学院领取资源,是和教授学生的成绩、数量等诸多条件挂钩的,如果资源不够,修炼将很难进步。„cough cough, Itestedyou saying that intentionally, sinceyourbottom of heartwere firm, sincererecognizes mewas the teacher, Ialsopushed someone take on a difficult job, acceptedyou!”Seesherto hesitate, Zhang Xuanbreaksimmediately, includinghurriedly said: „Identification authentication!”
“咳咳,我是故意考验你才这么说的,既然你心底坚定,诚心认我做老师,我也勉为其难,将你收下!”见她迟疑,张悬立刻打断,连忙道:“身份验证吧!”„Is this...... so quick?”
“这……这么快?”Withoutthinking ofthisteacherturns hostilelikeflipping through the book, the quickoddness, the girlwas slightly stunned, received the token that Zhang Xuanhanded over the representative capacity, was considering the exactly/actuallywant or do not want toconfirmation, before saw, calmincomparableTeacher Zhang, has drawnherpalm, put outonedaggergentlyonestroke, drop of bloodonlanded/droppedjade tokenon.
没想到这位老师变脸如同翻书,快的离谱,女孩微微错愕,接过张悬递过来代表身份的令牌,正在考虑到底要不要验证,就见之前沉着无比的张老师,已经拉过她的手掌,拿出一柄尖刀轻轻一划,一滴血液就落在玉牌上。Buzz!
嗡!Raytwinkle.
光芒闪烁。“Ah...... ”“啊……”
The girlis in a daze.
女孩发呆。Thisteacherdid not saya moment agomustconsider, was indifferent to fame and fortune? Howto actsuchquickly, moreover...... did the knifeprepare?
刚才这老师不还说要考虑一下,淡泊名利吗?怎么动作这么快,而且……刀子都准备好了?„From now/current, youaremystudent!”Dropsbloodaccept owner, Zhang Xuanthenrelaxes, once morerestores the Expertappearance: „Do youname?”
“从现在开始,你就是我的学生!”滴血认主,张悬这才松了口气,再次恢复高人模样:“你叫什么名字?”„ReplyTeacher, IcalledWang Ying!”
“回禀老师,我叫王颖!”Knows unable to change, the girlno longer said that a nod of facecute.
知道无法更改,女孩不再多说,一脸萌萌的点头。„Un, takesidentity token, leadsyourbeddingandbooks, looks for the ownselfdwellingwhile convenient! TomorrowOfficial attended class, coming tohereto askmeto be good!”
“嗯,拿着身份牌,去领你的被褥、书籍,顺便找自己的住处吧!明天正式上课,来这里找我就行!”Zhang Xuanbeckons with the hand.张悬摆手。„Yes!”Wang Yingnods, turns aroundto leave.
“是!”王颖点点头,转身离开。„hū!successfullyflickers!”
“呼!成功忽悠上一个!”Seesherbecomeownselfstudent, Zhang Xuanthenrelaxes, shows a faint smile.
见她成为自己学员,张悬这才松了口气,微微一笑。
It is not really easy, in the networkhas looked atmanyacting coolskills, perhapstoday is really also hardto be successful.
真不容易,要不是网络上看过不少装逼技巧,恐怕今天还真难以成功。Had a student, under canavoid the dismissedmisfortune, the Zhang Xuanmoodrelaxes, immediatelyfeltentire personSpiritualfor a split secondsmoothmany, circlesprevious selfthatobsessionin the mind, is vanishingslowly.
有了一个学员,就能免遭被开除的厄运,张悬心情放松之下,顿时感觉整个人的精神一瞬间顺畅了不少,盘旋在脑海中前身的那点执念,也在缓缓消失。„Relax, sincetransmigratebecomesyou, will liveforyouwell!”
“放心吧,既然穿越成你,会替你好好活的!”BeforethatZhang Xuan the studentdiedbecause of the recruitment, many were unwilling, at this momenthad the student, without a trace that finalpersist/insist onalsovanished, untilat this moment, Zhang Xuanconsidered asgraspedthisbodycompletely.
之前那个张悬因为招收不到学生而死亡,多有不甘,此刻有了学员,最后的坚持也消失的无影无踪,直到此刻,张悬算是完整掌握了这副身体。Bang!
轰隆!Controls the bodythoroughly, Zhang Xuanjustwantsthento flickerseveralstudents, felt that the mindshakes, dignified and bell-likesound/voiceresoundstogetherloudly.
彻底掌控身体,张悬正想接下来再忽悠几个学生,就感到脑海一震,一道黄钟大吕的声音轰然响起。„Heaven and Earthis unkind, takes the myriad thingsas the dogs and hay worthless thing......”
“天地不仁,以万物为刍狗……”„Sun and Moonis full, Heaven and Earthhasto lack......”
“日月盈仄,天地有缺……”Bang!
轰隆!Hissome/somewhatdizzinessdim eyesight that variousmysteriouslanguages, shake, mindappear a giantpalace, the abovefivelarge characterswere sparkling.
各种玄妙的语言,震的他有些头晕眼花,紧接着脑海出现了一座巨大的宫殿,上面五个大字闪闪发光。Library of Heaven's Path!天道图书馆!Pushes the doorto walk, the innumerablebookshelvesstand in great numbers, varioustypes of booksare inexhaustible, no end in sight.
推门走进去,无数书架林立,各种书籍无穷无尽,一眼看不到尽头。„This is could it be that the transcenderbiggift parcel? Library? F**k, myprevious lifeis the librarian, will not arrive inthisworld, is the same!”
“这难道是穿越众的大礼包?图书馆?尼玛,我上辈子是图书馆管理员,不会到了这个世界,还是一样吧!”Others'biggift parcel, is not the Old Mastermaster, is the system, varioustypesflamboyanttoexplodinggoodthing, ownselfis a library, Zhang Xuanonlyfeelsblacking out, has almost not fainted.
别人的大礼包,不是老爷爷,就是系统,各种牛逼到爆的好东西,自己却是个图书馆,张悬只觉得眼前一黑,差点没昏过去。Library? Does the bird? After could it be thatfights, othersthrow the sword, do Ithrow the book?
图书馆?干鸟?难道以后打架,别人扔剑,我扔书?„Whatbookhas a lookis?”
“看看都是什么书?”Inhearthelpless, Zhang Xuanput out a handto the books on bookshelfgrasped, wantsto have a look atthislibraryexactly/actuallyto haveanythingto affect, butgraspeddiscovered,palmpassed throughfrom the bookshelfdirectly, gets nothing for one's effort.
心中无奈,张悬伸手向书架上的书籍抓了过去,想看看这个图书馆到底有啥作用,不过一抓才发现,手掌直接从书架穿过,抓了个空。„Are youplayingme? To the library, actuallywhatbookcannot attain, looksinadequately, exactly/actuallywhat to do?”
“你在玩我?给个图书馆,却什么书都拿不到,看不成,到底要干什么?”
The Zhang Xuanwhole faceis speechless, wants to cry but have no tears.张悬满脸无语,欲哭无泪。
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