LUABU :: Volume #21

#2004: The performance of lunatic


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Must run upon to protect the shield.” “要撞上护盾了。” Must run upon to protect the shield.” “要撞上护盾了。” Must run upon to protect the shield!” “要撞上护盾了!” ...... …… The Japanese putty immortal continually said several, both eyes shuts, did not dare to look. 日泥仙人一连说了好几遍,两眼一闭,不敢在看下去了。 Because. 因为。 What his very clear airplane hits to protect the consequence of shield is. 他很清楚飞机撞护盾的后果是什么样的。 Before also some airplanes hit on protecting the shield, then...... Did not have then. 以前也有一些飞机撞在护盾上,然后……就没有然后了。 Huang to rush bellows excitedly, oh!” 黄冲兴奋的大吼起来,“哇噢!” ...... …… In engine room. 机舱内。 Day putty immortal and yellow flushed two fellows in the cockpit show off anything thing, one startled one for the first time.” “日泥仙人和黄冲两个家伙在驾驶舱得瑟什么东西呢,一惊一乍的。” Who knows that perhaps in gay.” “谁知道呢,说不定是在搞基呢。” Driving airplane gay?” “驾驶飞机搞基?” Has to make a mistake?” “有没有搞错啊?” Drives the airplane to hit airplane feeling to be crisp.” “开着飞机打飞机这种感觉才爽呢。” Ha Ha Ha......” 哈哈哈……” They do not know that must hit the protecting shield of High Immortal person sect , front has not seen is South Heaven Gate. 他们丝毫不知道要撞上仙人宗的护盾,也没有看到前面就是南天门 Has run upon, ran upon.” The Japanese putty immortal calls out in alarm. “撞上了,撞上了。”日泥仙人惊呼起来。 Also at this time. 也在这时候。 Two-sided great axes in Luo Tian hand, move fiercely, his step jumps. 罗天手中的双面巨斧,猛地一动,他步跃起。 Suddenly above ten thousand meters. 眨眼万米之上。 Broken!” “破!” both hands gets hold of the axe, dividing of heavily cuts, Azure Dragon, White Tiger!” 双手握紧斧头,重重的劈斩下去,“青龙,白虎!” In!” “在!” Yes!” “明白!” Roar...... Roar......” “吼……吼……” Two Divine Beast great roars, two strengths gather on the axe cutting edge directly, cuts! 两声神兽巨吼,两股力量直接汇聚在斧头锋刃上,一斩! snap!” 咔嚓!” Imitated such as thick incomparable lightning to divide together. 彷如一道粗大无比的闪电劈了下来。 Bang rumble!” 隆隆!” Bang rumble!” 隆隆!” Bang rumble!” 隆隆!” The entire sky at the Bang cry, the immortal sect is a piece of vibration, in an instant, protects the shield to send the crack slowly. 整个天空都在鸣,仙人宗更是一片震动,刹那间,护盾慢慢发裂。 Luo Tian held up the axe to divide, gave me to crack!” 罗天举起斧头又是劈了下去,“给我裂!” Bang!” !” Gives me to crack!” “给我裂!” Bang!” !” Bang!” !” both hands like the electricity, crazy cutting chops is protecting the shield, the protecting shield of immortal sect has powerful backlash strength. 双手如电,疯狂的斩劈着护盾,仙人宗的护盾具有非常强悍的反噬力量。 The defense is incomparable powerful, even if hundred Expert(s) attack together is also entirely still, is the present...... 防御更是无比的强悍,就算百名强者一起攻击也纹丝不动,可是现在…… Was cut crack dozens axes by Luo Tian continuously, sends the crack, the collapse, torn to pieces, finally...... Turns into ashes directly. 罗天连续斩裂数十斧头,发裂,崩溃,支离破碎,最后……直接变成齑粉 All falls. 全部掉落下来。 Also suddenly. 也在一刹那间。 Luo Tian reappearing stands on the airplane nose, the thought sinks, the sound spreads to the engine room, said: Everybody held on to your hat!” 罗天重现站在飞机头上,意念一沉,声音传入机舱中,道:“大家坐稳了!” The voice falls. 话音一落。 Luo Tian looks at South Heaven Gate these immortal armies, an axe finger, exclaimed: Kills this flock of bastards!” 罗天看着南天门那些仙人大军,斧头一指,吼道:“撞死这群畜生!” Yellow to the horsepower arrives in a big way, excited laughs, grandson, father first Bang your two artillery!” 黄冲马力开到最大,兴奋的大笑起来,“孙子,老子先你两炮!” Launch!” “发射!” Presses down the button, two nuclear bombs lock the South Heaven Gate gate pillar, launches directly. 按下按钮,两枚核弹锁定南天门的门柱子,直接发射下去。 Whiz, whiz......” “嗖,嗖……” Two nuclear bombs launch. 两枚核弹发射出去。 This has not ended. 这还没完。 Huang to rush turns on another weapon-launching button, said with a smile excitedly: Lets you special weapon that again tries my Wong Tai Sin to study.” 黄冲又打开另外一个武器发射按钮,兴奋笑道:“再让你们试试我黄大仙研究出来的特别武器。” Presses down a skeleton button. 按下一个骷髅按钮。 Immediately the gate of cargo reserve area opens, big excrement explode to scatter. 随即货物储备区的门打开,一大片的屎爆撒下去。 Various strips. 各种条状。 The magma shape, is fluttering the sanitary napkin, but also is bringing the thing of blood crazily is unruly. 稀糊状,还有一些飘着卫生巾,还带着血的东西疯狂的撒泼下去。 These immortal sect disciples are also in shock. 那些仙人宗弟子还处在震惊之中。 They also want to look that the airplane was protected the shield becomes the smashing to the crush, but has not thought protects the shield stiffly cut to burst. 他们还想看着飞机被护盾给碾压成粉碎,可是没想到护盾被硬生生的斩破裂掉了。 An airplane hit the immortal sect. 一架飞机撞进了仙人宗。 This is in history the first time. 这是史上第一次。 Their brains a little cannot respond. 他们大脑有点反应不过来。 Also at this time. 也在这个时候。 Two nuclear bombs explode, exploding flew the South Heaven Gate giant gate tower. 两枚核弹爆炸,将南天门的巨大门楼给炸飞了。 Meanwhile. 同时。 The body waste of big piece blots out the sky raids. 大片的屎尿铺天盖地的袭来。 Sprinkles in the top of the heads of these immortal disciples, was drenched one to pass the heart to be cool completely, the heart flies upwards, incomparable Wow. 洒在那些仙人弟子的头顶上,完全被淋了一个透心凉,心飞扬,无比的哇塞啊。 Ha Ha Ha......” 哈哈哈……” Crisp?!” “爽吗?!” Huang to rush laughs, my super weapon is what kind, no one has thought. Ha Ha Ha......” 黄冲哈哈大笑起来,“我的超级武器怎么样啊,谁也没有想到吧。哈哈哈……” Luo Tian has not thought that Luo Tian also almost suppresses the internal injury, comes back to be correct from the North American war zone belt the yellow lunatic, this fellow simply...... was too crazy. 就连罗天都没有想到,罗天也是差点憋出内伤,把黄疯子从北美战区带回来是正确的,这家伙简直……太疯狂了。 Luo Tian said with a smile: Does attractively, many nuclear bombs, launches completely.” 罗天笑道:“干得漂亮,还有多少核弹,全部发射出去。” Yes!” “明白!” Replaces the missile, yellow to presses down the button rapidly, comes, explodes his mother's Heaven and Earth turning upside down.” 更换导弹,黄冲迅速按下按钮,“来吧,炸他娘的天翻地覆吧。” Whiz!” “嗖!” Whiz!” “嗖!” Whiz!” “嗖!” The nuclear bomb flies crazily, locks each mountain top, unceasing launch. 核弹狂飞,锁定各个山头,不断的发射出去。 ...... 只是…… Does not wait for these nuclear bombs to explode. 不等这些核弹爆炸。 Expert(s) of angel boundary is similar to the lightning cuts to extinguish these nuclear bombs generally completely, has not exploded. 一名天仙境界的强者如同闪电一般将那些核弹全部斩灭,也没有爆炸。 Looks that Expert(s) of that angel boundary clashes toward the airplane, yellow to taking up intercom, said: Fellow passengers, please are the good safety belt, we want...... Descended!” 看着那名天仙境界的强者朝飞机冲来,黄冲拿起对讲机,道:“各位乘客,请系好安全带,我们要……降落了!” During speeches. 说话间。 In the engine room a piece is thrown into confusion. 机舱内一片手忙脚乱。 Especially Satan, Xuanyuan cow, monkey three people, complexion dark green Bai Qi. 特别是撒旦,轩辕牛,还有猴子三人,脸色都苍白起来。 The people visit him, said: Isn't the airplane descends? It is necessary such to be afraid?” 众人看着他,道:“不就是飞机降落吗?有必要这么害怕吗?” Xuanyuan Ox [say / way]: Under you knew, Huang to rush is a lunatic, the absolute lunatic, I have not seen also has the crazy lunatic compared with them.” 轩辕牛道:“等下你们就知道了,黄冲就是个疯子,绝对的疯子,我就没有见过比他们还有疯狂的疯子。” Also at this time. 也在这时。 The engine of airplane burns out suddenly! 飞机的引擎忽然熄火! Then. 然后。 Entire airplane linear decrease...... Exactly said that should crash! 整个飞机直线下降……确切的说应该是坠落! The machine head down, directly crashes. 机头朝下,直接坠落下去。 Person scared in engine room. 机舱里的人一片傻眼。 Fuck!” 我靠!” „Is this landing? This where is descends, this is crashes to be good radically.” “这是降落吗?这哪里是降落啊,这根本就是坠落好不好。” „Were we dying?” “我们要死了吗?” I also want to kill immortal sect.” “我还想杀仙人宗啊、。” Mom...... I want to go home.” “妈妈……我想回家。” ...... …… Too terrifying. 太恐怖了。 This is Destiny grasps the feeling in others hand, in the heart the incomparable terror, even if the day putty immortal also frightens the face whiten, the heart must jump to be the same. 这是一种命运掌握在别人手里的感觉,心中无比的恐怖,就算是日泥仙人也是吓得脸色苍白,心脏都要跳出来一样。 Only then Huang to rush a person shouted loudly again excitedly, „, this called the stimulation, this called crisply, Ha Ha Ha......” 只有黄冲一个人再兴奋大喊大叫,“耶,耶,这才叫刺激,这才叫爽,哈哈哈……” Throughly is a lunatic. 彻头彻尾就是一个疯子。 He is not interested in Cultivation, but to weaponry, airplane cannon anything unusual is interested. 他对修炼不感兴趣,但是对武器装备,飞机大炮什么的非常感兴趣。 When North America he obtains this passenger plane is thinking the matter of re-equipping. 在北美他得到这架客机的时候就想着改装的事情。 He thinks that has the fighter aircraft to intercept them in North America, but does not have, his these weapon has not used, cannot think that gave in this immortal sect with completely. 他以为在北美有战机会拦截他们,可是没有,他的这些‘武器’也没有用上,想不到在这仙人宗全部给用上了。 Luo Tian is also a both eyes ignorant, finally understands the Xuanyuan cow, thin monkey under them airplane time why can be that expression. 罗天也是两眼一蒙,终于明白轩辕牛,瘦猴他们下飞机的时候为什么会是那种表情了。 Enough crazy!” “够疯狂!” In the ground of immortal sect, the place immortal regiments of these row good teams were completely scared, looks that shoots the airplane to crash, many people scolded, plunged to death your!” 仙人宗的地面上,那些列好队的地仙军团全部傻眼了,看着一架打飞机坠落下来,有不少人骂起来,“摔死你丫的!” One flock of ants, prepare to suffer to death.” “一群蝼蚁,准备受死吧。” Ha Ha Ha...... returned show off a moment ago, now? The preparation plunges to death.” 哈哈哈……刚才还得瑟,现在呢?准备摔死吧。” Mortal is a mortal, plane crashed. Ha Ha Ha......” “凡人就是凡人,坠机了。哈哈哈……” ...... …… Many person's head go against to hang is bringing the sanitary napkin of blood, picks without enough time, looks that airplane crashed is very happy. 不少人头顶上挂着带血的卫生巾,也来不及去摘,看着那架飞机坠落别提有多高兴了。 Asking of some Luo Tian worries: Huang to rush?” 罗天有些担心的问道:“黄冲?” Huang to rush said with a smile excitedly: Boss, all during my control, OK!” 黄冲兴奋笑道:“老大,一切都在我的掌控之中,OK的!” The Japanese putty immortal explodes to scold: „Does this also control? Immediately must fall down, you control a hammer the control.” 日泥仙人爆骂道:“这还掌控?马上就要坠地了,你掌控个锤子啊掌控。” In the engine room is one piece scolds the sound. 机舱内更是一片骂声。 The both legs that many people frighten trembled. 不少人都吓的双腿发抖了。 This feeling ratio dies is terrorist. 这种感觉比死还要恐怖啊。 Huang to rush grins says with a smile excitedly: I have the big move not to use!” 黄冲咧嘴兴奋笑道:“我还有大招没有用出来呢!”
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