LOLURS :: Volume #10

#954: Spelled for the overall


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This is not right-” “这也不对呀--” Su Ming worried a moment ago for a while, therefore the words blurted out directly, but after saying, Su Ming on rapid response. 苏明刚才是一时着急,所以话就直接脱口而出了,不过说完之后苏明就迅速的反应过来了。 Is impossible, Luo Xiao thin bamboo is impossible injured, because had not had any limbs contact with that humpbacked male two partners a moment ago from the start, but also without coming up to clash two steps, by Su Ming entraining. 不可能呀,洛筱筱是不可能受伤的,因为刚才压根就没跟那个驼背男还有两个同伙发生任何的肢体接触,还没上去冲两步呢,就被苏明给拽了回来。 Was proceeding of difficult non- achievement stride to two steps injured? This obviously cannot, if the man also a little possibility, the step steps perhaps too pulled to the egg greatly incautiously, but the woman did not have this possibility. 难不成就大步的往前冲了两步就受伤了?这显然更加的可不能了,如果是男人还有点可能性,步子迈的太大说不定一不小心就扯到蛋了,可是女人没这个可能性呀。 However Su Ming is having a look at Luo Xiao thin bamboo the expression, discovered this expression is not right, cannot say that is the painful expression, accurate should intertwine! 不过苏明在看看洛筱筱的表情,发现这表情更加的不对劲了,也不能说是痛苦的表情吧,准确的来说应该是纠结! This may go bad Su Ming depressed, the heart said what the eldest sister your plays is which? Therefore Su Ming continues to ask: How your was, spoke words, you were think to be anxious I.” 这可把苏明给郁闷坏了,心说大姐你这玩的是哪出?于是苏明就继续问道:“你这到底是怎么了,好歹说句话,你这是想急死我呀。” Finally this did not say importantly, Su Ming one said, the expression on Luo Xiao thin bamboo face is not right, even that elegant face could not bear inundate one to blush. 结果这不说不要紧,苏明一这么说,洛筱筱脸上的表情更加不对劲了,甚至那张俏脸都忍不住漫上了一层红晕。 I scratch-” “我擦--” This may Su Ming scaring, Luo Xiao thin bamboo violent woman will blush unexpectedly, this...... this also pulled, Su Ming as if saw the alien is the same. 这可把苏明给吓坏了,洛筱筱这种暴力的女人竟然会脸红,这……这也太扯了一些吧,苏明仿佛看到了外星人一样。 Finally Luo Xiao thin bamboo opened the mouth, sound small looks like the mosquito to be the same, made excuses saying: I...... my good friend came suddenly.” 最后洛筱筱还是开口了,声音小的就像是蚊子一样,支支吾吾说道:“我……我的好朋友突然来了。” What thing, did your friend come?” “什么玩意,你朋友来了?” Su Ming raised the head looks around everywhere, then said: Which your friend, you how did not tell me earlier, I asked her to eat meal together.” 苏明抬起头来四处张望一下,然后说道:“你朋友在哪,你怎么不早点告诉我呀,我请她一起吃个饭呀。” Luo Xiao thin bamboo one hear of this saying direct alignment Su Ming's the arm pinched ruthlessly, the pinched Su Ming grinning crack mouth, then said: Your intentionally the good friend meaning that I said was my big maternal aunt comes!” 洛筱筱一听这话直接对准苏明的胳膊就狠狠的掐了一下,掐的苏明龇牙裂嘴的,然后说道:“你存心的是不是,我说的好朋友意思就是我大姨妈来了!” Originally each female student is different to the name of this thing, the universal female student in secret name is the big maternal aunt, because of facing the man, said directly the big maternal aunt somewhat will be embarrassed, therefore some female student reaching an agreement friends, never expected that the violent police officer actually may contain. 原来各个女生对这东西的称呼不一样,普遍女生私下里的称呼是大姨妈,不过因为面对男人,直接说大姨妈会有些不好意思,所以有些女生可能会说好朋友,没想到暴力女警花竟然含蓄了起来。 Pitifully Su Ming actually does not only understand this thing from the start, unexpectedly was very a moment ago silly thinks the friend who very much naively Luo Xiao thin bamboo really came, finally by Luo Xiao thin bamboo pinching pitiful yell. 只可惜苏明却压根就不懂这东西,刚才竟然很傻很天真的以为洛筱筱的朋友真来了呢,结果被洛筱筱给掐的惨叫一声。 Su Ming that called an injustice, the heart said that you said directly the own big maternal aunt came not on the line, but must the entire good friend, this who can understand. 苏明那叫一个冤呀,心说你直接说自己大姨妈来了不就行了吗,还非得整一个好朋友,这谁能听得懂。 Meanwhile Su Ming also very depressed, said directly: Your this big maternal aunt cannot pass with me, why I with a you time, does she like?” 同时苏明也非常的郁闷呀,直接说道:“你这大姨妈是不是跟我过不去呀,为什么我跟你一块的时候,她就喜欢过来?” Where Luo Xiao thin bamboo can not understand what Su Ming said is anything, initially their two both hot romantically matter soon completed, suddenly the big maternal aunt came, causes to let it go, the trauma for a lifetime, Su Ming also has a vivid memory. 洛筱筱哪能不明白苏明说的是什么,当初他们俩干柴烈火事情都快要办成的时候,突然大姨妈来了,导致不了了之,一辈子的心理阴影,苏明还记忆犹新呢。 Saw only Luo Xiao thin bamboo to blush slightly, then said: Su Ming, you let alone these, you must hurry to help me now buy a sanitary napkin, otherwise I have no way to walk!” 只见洛筱筱稍微脸红了一下,然后说道:“苏明,你现在别说这些了,你得赶紧去帮我买点卫生巾,不然我没法走路!” What???” “什么???” One hear of this saying Su Ming whole person were shocked, makes his big masters buy the sanitary napkin unexpectedly, this...... 一听这话苏明整个人都惊呆了,竟然让他一个大老爷们去买卫生巾,这…… Therefore Su Ming said: Eldest sister, you go out that type of thing not to bring?” 于是苏明就说道:“大姐,你出门连那种东西都不带的吗?” I do not know when big maternal aunt thing comes, can only know general time, this month compared with must early 2-3 days that I speculated, who knows that she was ahead of time.” Luo Xiao thin bamboo is also very helpless. “我又不知道大姨妈这东西什么时候过来,只能知道一个大概的时间而已,这个月比我推测的要早了2-3天,谁知道她提前了。”洛筱筱也很无奈。 In fact to the female student, big maternal aunt thing possibly is most repugnant, the come time belly hurt did not say that the key somewhat is sudden, sometimes possibly a protection does not have. 实际上对女生来说,大姨妈这个东西可能是最讨厌的了,来的时候肚子疼就不说了,关键还有些突然,有时候可能一点防备都没有。 What is more fearful, this thing came you to be very bothersome, the words that did not come...... that you were bothersomer. 更可怕的是,这个东西来了你很烦,不来的话……那你就更烦了。 Driving is not good, in your family always has, do not move, making me drive!” Su Ming also said. “开车回去不行吗,你家里总有吧,你别动,让我来开车!”苏明又说道。 „It is not good-” “不行--” Luo Xiao thin bamboo continues saying: I must hurry to go to the restroom now, if has gone by car, immediately must flow!” 洛筱筱继续说道:“我现在得赶紧去厕所,如果一直坐车上的话,马上肯定得流下来!” Some Luo Xiao thin bamboo cleanliness/mysophobia, or each female students this, big maternal aunt, if flowed on the pants, they will be disgusting. 洛筱筱有些洁癖,或者说每个女生都这样,大姨妈如果流到了裤子上,她们心里会非常恶心。 Ding-dong, congratulates the host success to trigger the random task Purchases sanitary napkin “叮咚,恭喜宿主成功触发随机任务【购买卫生巾】” Duty name: Purchases sanitary napkin 任务名称:【购买卫生巾】 Mission requirements: The big maternal aunt of Luo Xiao thin bamboo approaches accidentally/surprisingly, currently does not have the sanitary napkin action is not exceptionally convenient, asking the host to go to the supermarket or the sales store rapidly , helping Luo Xiao thin bamboo purchase sanitary napkin. 任务要求:洛筱筱的大姨妈意外来临,目前没有卫生巾行动异常不方便,请宿主迅速前往超市或者小卖部,帮洛筱筱购买卫生巾。 Task time: One hour 任务时间:一个小时 Task difficulty: Four stars half 任务难度:四星半 Duty reward: 40 overalls 任务奖励:40积分 Lying trough, the duty, came the duty unexpectedly!” “卧槽,任务,竟然来任务了!” In Su Ming's eyes cannot bear flashed through a pleasant surprise, has not obviously thought at this time the system will give the duty. 苏明的眼睛中忍不住的闪过了一丝惊喜,明显没想到这个时候系统会给自己任务。 In fact a moment ago Luo Xiao thin bamboo with that humpbacked male had the conflict the time, Su Ming was thinking, can the system give itself to come a duty. 实际上刚才洛筱筱跟那个驼背男发生冲突的时候,苏明就在想了,系统会不会给自己来个任务呢。 However waited for half-day Su Ming to be disappointed, who knows that at this time, system actually accidental/surprised came a duty to oneself, this was gives opportune help, really the system issue duty was nothing rule. 不过等了半天苏明还是失望了,谁知道就在这时候,系统却意外的给自己来了个任务,这可是雪中送炭呀,果然系统发布任务是没有任何规律的。 So long as obtained these 40 overalls, Su Ming's complete overall over 300, can the blade of promotion ruined King, this duty have importantly self-evident. 只要得到了这40积分,苏明的全部积分就超过三百了,可以升级破败王者之刃,这个任务有多重要不言而喻。 Su Ming, you , if not want to buy even, I endure hurry.” Luo Xiao thin bamboo possibly also considered made the male student buy this thing as if somewhat to press him, therefore said one. “苏明,你要是不想买就算了,我忍一忍赶紧回去把。”洛筱筱可能也考虑到了让男生买这个东西似乎有些难为他了,于是就说了一句。 No, I help you buy...” “别,我去帮你买…” Su Ming whole body quickly grasps the meaning of something immediately, the heart said that my duty came, how does not buy can be good, therefore hurries saying: Your this appearance I estimate cannot get away, first goes to the hot pot to go to bathroom, my a while looks for you!” 苏明立马浑身一激灵,心说我任务都来了,不买怎么能行呢,于是赶紧说道:“你这个样子我估计也走不了,先去火锅店去上个厕所吧,我一会儿就过来找你!” Said that Su Ming turned around to leave. 说完之苏明就转身离开了。 At this time for that 40 overalls, let alone made Su Ming buy the sanitary napkin, making him go to the avenue to set up a stall to sell the sanitary napkin, Su Ming will clench teeth to do. 这个时候为了那40积分,别说是让苏明去买卫生巾了,让他去大街上摆个摊子去卖卫生巾,苏明都会咬牙去干的。 In Su Ming's memory, not far away of hot pot, should have a supermarket, buys this thing to affirm that the supermarket is much better, after all in the supermarket your oneself take. 在苏明的记忆中,火锅店的不远处,应该就有一家超市,买这东西肯定去超市要好一些,毕竟超市里你自己拿。 If goes to the store or the sales store of street, you must tell the boss: Boss, takes one bag of sanitary napkins to me.” 如果去街边的商店或者小卖部的话,你还得跟老板说:“老板,给我拿一袋卫生巾。” Only thinks, feels an awkwardness! 光是想想,就感觉一阵尴尬! Walked 78 minutes of this following this street probably, Hualian Supermarket reflects pleasant, Su Ming walked directly, does not return walks with sanitary napkin these shelves by toward the toilet paper. 顺着这条街大概走了七八分钟这样,“华联超市”映入眼中,苏明直接走了进去,头也不回的朝卫生纸跟卫生巾这些货架旁走去。 The life buys the sanitary napkin for the first time thick-skinnedly, the face such as the city wall and psychological quality extremely perfect Su Ming, in this time really heart has some anxiety. 人生第一次买卫生巾,脸皮厚如城墙、心理素质极其过硬的苏明,这次竟然心中有些许的紧张。 PS: The day after tomorrow erupts, this time can be the ultimate invincible big eruption, invites generous support, the day after tomorrow will prepare the book coin yo. PS:后天爆发,这一次会是终极无敌大爆发,请各位多多支持,后天都准备好书币呦。
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