LOLURS :: Volume #10

#946: Mysterious tea-flavored boiled egg

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„...............” “……………” As soon as the stature clear fellow listens to this saying, turned into the bitter melon face immediately, was this move, „small courtyard” as if has liked limiting purchases this move. 身材圆润的家伙一听这话,立马就变成苦瓜脸了,又是这招,“农家小院”似乎已经喜欢上了限购这一招了。 The beforehand sky-high price egg-fried rice is this appearance, now promotes a wave of ultimate tea-flavored boiled egg, the flavor compared with the beforehand egg-fried rice, as if tasty, but limits purchases finally. 之前的天价蛋炒饭就是这个样子的,现在又推出了一波终极的茶叶蛋,味道比起之前的蛋炒饭,似乎更加的鲜美,可结果还是限购。 Hears a person can only buy a time, this stature clear fellow, the entire will of the people breaks to pieces. 听到一个人只能买一个的时候,这身材圆润的家伙,整个人心都碎了。 Su Ming said at this time intentionally: „Mr. stretch/open, you do not worry, a tea-flavored boiled egg big iron plate, if others do not buy, remaining I sold to you!” 苏明这时候故意说道:“张先生,你也别着急,茶叶蛋一大铁盆呢,如果其他人不买的话,剩下的我都卖给你！” Stature clear Mr. stretch/open hears this saying, felt that own life suddenly had the hope to be the same, the eye shone immediately, immediately said to the people: „Everyone do not eat this tea-flavored boiled egg, where these tea-flavored boiled eggs of flavor on compared with avenue very to goes, you don't by pit!” 身材圆润的张先生一听到这话,感觉自己的人生突然有了希望一般,眼睛立马亮了一下,随即对众人说道:“大家都别吃这茶叶蛋,味道比大街上的那些茶叶蛋好不到哪去,你们别被坑了！” This fellow have a strong sense of righteousness appearance, does not think that others by the pit, had not been said one on the difference directly: „Has anything to come to me!” 这家伙一副大义凛然的样子,不想其他人被坑,就差没直接说一句:“有什么都冲着我来！” But these person of one on the scene have not been the fools, the heart said that you special deceive the ghost, after having eaten a moment ago, a wanting to stop but cannot appearance, does not tell now us delicious, who believe you, has not wanted to make us not buy, then you can remaining gave to buy. 可是在场的这些人没一个是傻子呀,心说你特么骗鬼呢,刚才吃过了之后,一副欲罢不能的样子,现在跟我们说不好吃,谁会相信你呀,还不是想让我们都别买,然后你就可以把剩下的都给买去了。 Stature clear fellow inferior performing skill immediately by others seeing through, such a instead played very good promoter action, everyone thought intensity that such this fellow responded, tea-flavored boiled egg delicious? 身材圆润家伙这蹩脚的演技顿时被其他人给看穿了,这么一来反而起到了很好的促进作用,大家心想这家伙反应的这么激烈,茶叶蛋到底有多好吃？ „It is not 5888 dollars, gives me to come one!” “不就是5888块钱嘛,给我来一个！” „I also want, to give me also to come one!” “我也要,给我也来一个！” „On my table altogether four people, you give me to come four!” “我这桌子上一共四个人,你给我来四个！” „...............” “……………” Was lucky that stature clear fellow, at this time „small courtyard” these diners in restaurant, warm were lit thoroughly, is not the person of being short of money, although thought from the beginning about 6000 dollars as if bought a tea-flavored boiled egg is too expensive/noble. 多亏了那个身材圆润的家伙,此时“农家小院”餐厅中的这些食客,热情彻底被点燃了,都不是差钱的人,虽说一开始觉得将近六千块钱似乎买一颗茶叶蛋太贵了。 However sees the stature clear that fellow's performance, everyone does not hesitate immediately, they spend several thousand dollars to spend several dollars to be similar to the normal person, considers to taste foods newly in season. 不过看到身材圆润那家伙的表现,大家立马也就不犹豫了,他们花几千块钱跟正常人花几块钱差不多,就当是尝个鲜吧。 „Everyone do not worry, please patient waiting!” Su Ming said one loudly, in order to avoid the scene had what confusion. “大家不要着急,请耐心的等待！”苏明大声的说了一句,以免现场发生了什么混乱。 The service people deliver the tea-flavored boiled egg according to the table methodically, meanwhile must register, in order to avoid presents two times to purchase this matter. 服务员有条不紊地按照桌子送茶叶蛋,同时还要登记一下,以免出现二次购买这种事情。 „And!” “咔嚓、咔嚓！” Immediately in the restaurant resounded an intermittent to peel shell voice, sound that the egg shell in broken bits makes, crowds together, very intensive feelings. 随即餐厅里面响起了一阵阵剥壳的声音,细碎的鸡蛋壳发出的声音,凑在一起,有一种非常密集的感觉。 „Day, delicious, this was also too delicious!” “天呐,好吃,这也太好吃了！” „Especially, no wonder sells about 6000 dollars, this flavor was good, this whole life has eaten the egg I felt that ate without paying!” “特么的,怪不得卖将近六千块钱,这味道太棒了,这辈子吃过的鸡蛋我感觉都白吃了！” „I also want to eat again, what to do, I gave to swallow down a moment ago.” “我还想再吃,怎么办,我刚才一口就给吞下去了。” „Did swallow? You also too wasted, you had a look at old Sun, eating bit by bit, after having eaten, even the egg shell licked.” “一口就吞了？你这人也太浪费了吧,你看看老孙,一点一点的吃,吃过了之后,连蛋壳都舔了起来。” „Lying trough, old does Sun you do, hurries to stop, the egg shell is unedible!” “卧槽,老孙你这是干什么,赶紧停下来,蛋壳是不能吃的！” „..................” “………………” The echo was too warm, „small courtyard” already very long not such lively, after having eaten, everyone is full of praise, has not held Su Ming's thigh to shout the kitchen god on the difference. 反响太热烈了,“农家小院”已经很久没这么热闹过了,吃过了之后,大家都赞不绝口的,就差没抱着苏明的大腿喊厨神了。 What is worth mentioning, over a hundred tea-flavored boiled eggs have sold, but after no finished eating, said that is not delicious to ask Su Ming to refund, what did this explain? 更值得一提的是,上百个茶叶蛋已经卖了出去,可是没一个吃完了之后,说不好吃过来找苏明退钱的,这说明了什么？ Did not mean that everyone's quality is high, no one thinks the pit money, but was the Goddess of Mercy tea-flavored boiled egg was too delicious, after having eaten, no one can not say that delicious, in that case, the conscience can be painful! 并不是说大家的素质都非常高,根本就没人想坑钱,而是个观音茶叶蛋太好吃了,吃过之后,就没人能说不好吃的,那样的话,良心会痛！ „I go aiyu, father you how??” “哎呦我去,爸你怎么了？？” At this time, in the hall table that position, broadcast a sound on the 10 th suddenly, saw only an old gentleman to stand tremblingly, unexpectedly also initiative proceeded two steps, may by a middle-aged couple him give to scare . 就在这时候,大厅内十号桌那个方位,突然传来了一阵声音,只见一个老爷子颤颤巍巍的站了起来,竟然还自己主动的往前走了两步,可把他旁边的一对中年夫妇给吓坏,。 After seeing only this old gentleman to saunter two, 只见这老爷子转悠了两步之后, Says loudly: „Comfortable, was really comfortable, after finishing eating the tea-flavored boiled egg, felt that the whole person whole body was comfortable.” Others have not felt to have anything, is by old gentleman that to the middle-aged couple, perfectly round that actually the eye stares, received probably intensely what frightens to be the same. 开口大声说道:“舒服,实在是太舒服了,吃完茶叶蛋之后,感觉整个人浑身都舒坦。”其他人没觉得有什么,可是老爷子旁边的那对中年夫妇,却眼睛瞪的浑圆,好像受到了什么强烈的惊吓一样。 After the old gentleman sits, still had a ruddy complexion, nearby middle-aged man then stands, admiring of whole face, said: „Boss Feng, your restaurant tea-flavored boiled egg was really a god.” 等老爷子坐下去之后,仍然面色红润,旁边的中年男人这才站起来,满脸的佩服,说道:“冯老板,你们餐厅这茶叶蛋真是神了。” „My father old later was not healthy, does not walk agily, goes out by the walking stick, but after eating this Goddess of Mercy tea-flavored boiled egg, can walk unexpectedly, moreover he said that now felt very healthy, probably felt rejuvenated generally.” The middle-aged people continue to say. “我爸岁数大了之后身体就一直不好,走路不利索,出门都是靠拐棍的,可是吃了这观音茶叶蛋之后,竟然可以自己走路了,而且他说现在感觉身体很舒服,像是返老还童了一般。”中年人继续说道。 Before this is Su Ming, function of prolonging the life said that is not truly cracking a joke, the strength of little stars, possibly to the body normal and healthy person, take for the first time, in the surface you cannot feel. 这就是苏明之前所说的延年益寿的功能了,确实不是在开玩笑,少许的星辰之力,可能对身体正常、健康的人来说,第一次摄入一点,表面上你是感觉不出来的。 But was old to that type, the unhealthy person, the effect has, for example this old gentleman can walk two a moment ago steps, naturally felt rejuvenated that is the exaggerating view, was impossible. 可是对那种年纪大了,身体不好的人来说,效果还是有一些的,比如说刚才这老爷子就能自己走两步了,当然返老还童那就是夸张的说法了,是不可能的。 „Is difficult so that was inadequate this tea-flavored boiled egg really to look like said a moment ago, can prolong the life?” “难不成这茶叶蛋真像刚才所说的那样,可以延年益寿？” The people heart had such idea, has a look by the old gentleman indeed to put a walking stick again, should not seem like lying, immediately the people letter/believed 7788! 众人心头不禁冒出了这么个想法,再看看老爷子旁边的确放着一根拐杖呢,应该不像是在说谎,顿时众人信了个七七八八！ „I said after the feeling has eaten this tea-flavored boiled egg, felt that some are not right, gasping for breath was more comfortable!” “我就说感觉吃过这茶叶蛋之后,感觉有些不对劲呢,喘气都舒服了一些！” „, I have truly felt that before stomach some are not good, but after having eaten, the stomach has a warm feeling.” “确实,我之前一直感觉肠胃有些不好,可是吃过了之后,肠胃都有一股暖洋洋的感觉。” „Was fierce, this ate an effect so to be obvious, ate ten eight also to?” “厉害了,这才吃一个效果就如此的明显了,吃个十个八个还得了？” „This special about 6000 dollars spend also too value, is delicious and is good to the body, compared with these frequently over ten thousand pit father healthy products!” “这特么将近六千块钱花的也太值了吧,又好吃又对身体好,比那些动辄上万的坑爹保健品强多了！” „.....................” “…………………” From the beginning also thinks that Su Ming is talking nonsense, where has the tea-flavored boiled egg really to have the function of prolonging the life, words that now comes to see, unexpectedly real, this tea-flavored boiled egg god. 一开始还以为苏明是在瞎扯淡呢,哪有茶叶蛋真有延年益寿的功能,现在来看的话,竟然是真的,这茶叶蛋神了。 Words then, no one felt that this Goddess of Mercy tea-flavored boiled egg 5888 Yuan unit price was very expensive, delicious is also good to the body, this simply is the world best quality goods. 如此一来的话,没人感觉这观音茶叶蛋5888元的单价很贵了,又好吃对身体又有好处,这简直就是天下极品呀。 No wonder Su Ming said a moment ago, 5888 Yuan are the first promoting preferential price, now looks like indeed so, more than 5000 dollars can buy a mysterious tea-flavored boiled egg, this price too conscience! 怪不得刚才苏明说了,5888元是第一次推出的优惠价格,现在看来的确如此,五千多块钱就能买一个神奇的茶叶蛋,这价格太良心了！ „Gives me to come one!” “给我来一个！” „I also want, I also want......” “我也要,我也要……” „............” “…………” Before the somewhat hesitant person, no longer hesitated thoroughly, if this did not buy, it is estimated that a while did not have. 之前还有些犹豫的人,彻底不再犹豫了,这要是再不买的话,估计一会儿就没了。
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