LOLURS :: Volume #23

#2298: Every kind is skilled in

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„You said that the should the program of our dormitory, what to do?” “你们说,咱们宿舍的这个节目,该怎么办？” After three people silent a while, Wang Tao's first spoke, obviously this matter everyone must discuss, in a dormitory three people, this is the three person common things. 三个人沉默了一会儿之后,王涛第一个说话了,明显这种事情大家得商量一下,一个宿舍里三个人,这是三个人共同的事情。 Su Ming looked at a fatty, in the heart had the idea immediately, said one: „Right, the fatty you were not in our dormitory the most graceful person, on you.” 苏明看了一眼胖子,立马心中有了主意,说了一句:“对了,胖子你不是咱们宿舍里最帅的人吗,就你上吧。” Wang Tao also eyes shone immediately, as if there is idea, with a sense of urgency then said one: „Right fatty, your such high face value, does not come up the words of performance, really wasted, you got up.” 王涛也是立马眼睛亮了一下,似乎已经有主意了,抓紧的便开口说了一句:“对啊胖子,你丫的这么高的颜值,不上去表演的话,实在是浪费了,就你上了。” „Lying trough, both of you leave this appearance, although I the long graceful is good, but how I can perform, I do not know how should perform.” The fat people then flustered all of a sudden, hurried to beckon with the hand to say one. “卧槽,你们俩别这个样子啊,我虽然长的帅是不错的,可是我能怎么表演啊,我都不知道该怎么表演。”胖子一下子便慌了,赶紧摆摆手说了一句。 Sees is not concerned about face, Su Ming who the fatty also continues unexpectedly then said one: „This, our dormitory is a very democratic dormitory, cannot say that compels you to perform.” 见胖子竟然还继续的不要脸,苏明便说了一句:“这样吧,咱们宿舍是一个很民主的宿舍,也不能说去逼你表演。” „This, we vote by ballots one to have a look, agreed raising hand that the fatty performs on stage looks.” “这样吧,咱们来投票表决一下看看,同意胖子上台表演的举手看一下。” Finally Su Ming's words saying, own hand with Wang Tao's hand, the next second then lifted. 结果苏明的话才说完,自己的手跟王涛的手,下一秒便举了起来。 After putting down, Su Ming also said: „Ok, minority must obey the majority, the present number of votes is 2 : 1, the fatty you have no qualifications of speech, our dormitory decision was you got up, as for performing anything, your oneself decided to be good.” 放下之后,苏明又说道:“行了,少数服从多数,现在的票数是二比一,胖子你已经没什么说话的资格了,咱们宿舍就决定是你上了,至于表演什么,你自己决定就好了。” The fat people were about to cry, expression that on face called an egg to hurt, hurried then saying: „No, I have no ability, you have with me go to KTV to sing together, my singing simply awfully.” 胖子快哭了,脸上的表情那叫一个蛋疼啊,赶紧便说道:“别啊,我又没什么才能,你们又不是没跟我一起去KTV唱过歌,我那个歌唱的简直要命。” „Moreover my rural area, what talent and skill has not studied, can't let my coming up whistle?” The fat people seemed like very worried, has not seen him to speak so many words. “而且我农村来的,从来没学过什么才艺,总不能让我上去吹口哨吧？”胖子看起来别提多着急了,从来没见他一口气说了这么多的话。 Su Ming wants to smile in secret, in fact he is teasing the fatty, without thinking also really fatty frightening, the opens the mouth that therefore Su Ming then continues said one: „Do not be immodest the fatty, after you have usually taken a bath, does not like oneself light running all over the place to jump madly everywhere?” 苏明暗中想笑,实际上他就在调侃一下胖子而已,没想到还真把胖子给吓唬到了,于是苏明便继续的开口说了一句:“别谦虚啊胖子,你平时洗过了澡之后不都喜欢自己到处光着乱跑乱跳的吗？” „I thought that you are direct dances a striptease and so on, at your stature, feared that is these women can certainly look crazy crazy.” Su Ming teased intentionally. “我看你就直接上去跳个脱衣舞之类的吧,以你的身材,怕是那些女人一定能看的痴狂的。”苏明故意调侃道。 Wang Tao said in the one side: „Su Ming, your was excessive, this is the regular stage, where can make the fatty dance the striptease, we let us not crack a joke at this time.” 王涛则在一旁说道:“苏明,你这样就过分了,这是正规的舞台,哪能让胖子去跳脱衣舞呢,都这个时候咱们就别开玩笑了。” „Right-” “对对对-” The fat people found the backing group to be the same probably, hurry to nod saying: „Right, Wang Tao said right, I indeed have no talent and skill, this matter I cannot get up, we discussed again.” 胖子像是找到了后援团一样,赶紧点头说道:“没错,王涛说的没错,我的确没什么才艺,这件事我是上不了的,咱们再商量一下。” Only listened to Wang Tao to continue to say one: „Therefore the fatty your coming up whistle, comes a popular song and so on.” 只听王涛继续开口说了一句:“所以胖子你还是上去吹口哨吧,来一首流行歌曲之类的。” Fat people: „............” 胖子:“…………” Saw that the fatty is not good, Su Ming looked to Wang Tao, asked one: „Wang Tao, you?” 眼瞅着胖子这边是不行了,苏明又看向了王涛,开口问了一句:“王涛,你呢？” „My not Taihang, sang compared with the fatty is no better, this too egg hurt.” Wang Tao spread his hand, said one. “我也不太行啊,唱歌比胖子强不到哪去,这太蛋疼了。”王涛摊了一下自己的手,开口说了一句。 The fat people sighed in side, said: „This, if Zhao Shaobo that fellow because of were good, this matter asks him to come up on the line directly, which can also make us worry here.” 胖子在旁边感叹了一句,说道:“这要是赵少波那家伙还在就好了,这件事直接找他上去就行,哪还能让我们在这里烦恼呢。” Su Ming gawked actually, said: „What talent and skill Zhao Shaobo has, how before hadn't I seen?” 苏明倒是愣了一下,说道:“赵少波有什么才艺吗,以前我怎么没见过呢？” „Zhao Shaobo will recite, that goods read the poem to read good.” The fat people said one. “赵少波会朗诵,那货读诗读的还是挺不错的。”胖子说了一句。 Su Ming thoroughly was speechless, actually recited this matter, recited can be said as the most bored program, moreover Su Ming is certain, a dormitory reported incessantly recited this program. 苏明则彻底无语了,竟然还有朗诵这种事情,朗诵可以说是最无聊的节目了,而且苏明可以肯定,不止一个宿舍报了朗诵这种节目。 Because of everyone, if no talent and skill, were compelled the incorrect time, will register to recite, this is definitely incorrect, when the time comes was perfunctory the instructor to fear that will be will not comply. 因为大家如果没什么才艺的话,被逼到不行的时候,就会去报名朗诵了,这是肯定不行的,到时候太敷衍了辅导员怕是也不会答应的吧。 Su Ming thinks, then says: „ Ok, is on me. 苏明想了一下,便开口说道:“算了,还是我上吧。 ” „On you?” ”“你上？” The fat people looked at a Su Ming with Wang Tao, said: „Su Ming you determines himself to be able, what talent and skill can you?” 胖子跟王涛看了一眼苏明,说道:“苏明你确定自己可以吗,你会什么才艺？” „I, what musical instrument, you will give me to report a musical instrument to play, then the instructor makes me perform anything, I perform anything.” Su Ming said one at will. “我都可以,什么乐器都会一点,你就给我报一个乐器演奏吧,回头辅导员让我表演什么,我就表演什么。”苏明随意的说了一句。 Sang anything even, the Su Ming big interest, has not had zither | Jean woman the passive skill in any case, mentioned talent and skill thing, Su Ming also was really demonstrated that casually was good, that matter had words at fingertips and wrote with facility. 唱歌什么的就算了,苏明没多大的兴趣,反正有琴女的被动技能在,说起才艺这个东西,苏明还真是随便展示一下就行了,那种事情就是信手拈来的。 The fat people were again speechless with Wang Tao, two people looked that Su Ming's look was not quite same, the heart said that the casual what musical instrument is good, this is not blowing flamboyant, musical instrument that type of thing, the average person can meet a difference/two kinds to be good. 胖子跟王涛再次无语了,两个人看苏明的眼神都不太一样了,心说随便什么乐器都行,这不是在吹牛逼吗,乐器那种东西,一般人能会个一两样就不错了。 After staring a while, the fatty then said one: „Does Su Ming, you determine himself to be able?” 愣了一会儿之后,胖子便说了一句:“苏明,你确定自己可以吗？” „I am not good on you. This saying said made the fatty be speechless thoroughly, on, do not make on him good in any case no matter , the fatty then hurried to say one: „ Ok, my gives you to come up to the report the name, the musical instrument plays right?” “那我不行你上啊。这话说的彻底让胖子无话可说了,反正不管谁上,别让他上就行了,胖子便赶紧说了一句:“行,我这就给你把名给报上去,乐器演奏对吧？” ---- ---- Next evening time, the instructor informs the person of all personnel, looks a lecture hall to meet, Su Ming planned to go home, finally has not gone back. 第二天晚上的时候,辅导员通知全班的人,去找一个大教室开会,苏明本来打算回家的,结果都没回去。 Arrived the classroom after the schoolmates of class gathered, knows that what's the matter, originally is to make the schoolmates come, gives to give the performance. 到了教室中跟班级的同学们汇聚了之后,才知道怎么回事,原来是让同学们都过来,把节目都给表演一下。 Yesterday that was a registration, today results to screen, which program had a look at well, can be selected to perform on stage. 昨天那不过是一个报名而已,今天得过来筛选一下,看看哪个节目好一点,才能被选中去上台表演。 The order of performance is a dormitory dormitory comes, finally Su Ming looked at a while, a little egg hurt, the heart said that this is what program, almost no highlight. 表演的顺序是一个宿舍一个宿舍的来,结果苏明才看了一会儿,就有点蛋疼了,心说这都是什么节目啊,几乎没什么亮点。 Did not say the university students are versatile, how own these schoolmates, are an entirely different story, performance almost violates the awkward sickness that the person watched. 不都说大学生都是多才多艺的吗,怎么自己的这些同学,完全不是那么一回事呢,表演的几乎把人看的尴尬症都犯了。 That side the female students but is actually good one type, at least several female students will dance, the male student some was horrible to look, one ball guitar, but also entire is similar to the scene of accident. 女生那边倒还好一种,最起码有几个女生会跳舞的,男生这边就有一些惨不忍睹了,就一个弹吉他的,还整的跟车祸现场差不多。 The developed sketch was some old pieces, moreover performed was not very proper, similar that but also really guessed with Su Ming, several people, recited at the performance. 演的小品都是一些老段子了,而且表演的也不是很到位,还真跟苏明猜的差不多,有好几个人,在表演朗诵。 Looks at the complexion of instructor, knows that his mood was not good. 看辅导员的这个脸色,就知道他心情不是太好了。 Arrived Su Ming their dormitory, the instructor looked at one quickly, then said: „Su Ming, your dormitory is the musical instrument performance, how to say which type of musical instrument?” 很快到了苏明他们宿舍,辅导员看了一眼,便说道:“苏明,你们宿舍是乐器演奏,怎么没说哪种乐器？” Su Ming Station got up, said: „Which type of musical instrument, I blow drawing to play an instrument and sing every kind am skilled.” 苏明站起来了,说道:“哪种乐器都可以,我吹拉弹唱样样精通。” „Hiss-” “嘶--” As soon as the people listened to this saying then to suck in cold air. 众人一听这话不禁便倒抽了一口凉气。
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