LOLURS :: Volume #23

#2221: 1 cuts is the dregs

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These people on the scene, opinion specially big, even many people have started saying that made them refund. 在场的这些人,意见都特别的大,甚至许多人都已经开始在说让他们退钱了。 The manager seemed to have suspected that attended the meeting to have this situation, he did not worry, instead said one directly: „Don't be anxious everybody, listening to me to explain.” 经理似乎已经猜想到会发生这种情况了,他也不是太着急,反而是直接的说了一句:“大家别着急,听我解释一下。” „This is not we do not want, but indeed has violated the rule, this was our referees said that otherwise we also made a referee to come out to do, to move unnecessarily?” The glib lips of manager, are very agile. “这个并不是我们不想给,而是的确已经违反了规则,这是我们裁判说的,不然的话我们还弄个裁判出来干什么,岂不是多此一举吗？”经理的这个嘴皮子,还是挺利索的。 Su Ming have a relish looked at this manager, in this also really has the trick, to similar that Qin Shiyin said a moment ago, even succeeded, others may not give you prize. 苏明不禁饶有兴致的看了一眼这个经理,这里面还真是有猫腻啊,跟刚才秦诗音说的差不多,就算是成功了,人家也不一定会把奖品给你。 No wonder Su Ming looked a moment ago a little is not quite clear, why such a small duty, the seemingly obvious too big difficulty, had not actually given itself seven stars, originally is not simple. 难怪苏明刚才看的时候还有点不太明白呢,为什么这么一个小小的任务,看起来明显的没太大的难度,却给了自己七颗星,原来没那么简单。 Since Su Ming today received the duty, will not definitely consider as finished, although did not care about that several hundred thousand vehicle, but Su Ming may not have to the situation that type did not want stupidly, moreover this acting shamelessly matter, who came across this matter, everybody will be angry. 苏明今天既然都接到任务了,肯定不会就这么算了,虽说不在乎那几十万的车子,但苏明可没傻到那种不要的地步,而且这种耍赖的事情,谁遇到了这种事情,谁都会生气的。 Therefore Su Ming then asked one: „You told actually me, how to violate the rule.” 于是苏明便问了一句:“你倒是跟我说一下,到底怎么就违反规则了。” In fact Su Ming knows a moment ago oneself buckled absolutely no issue, oneself that spring simply is the abnormal rank, definitely does not need to make that petty action. 实际上苏明知道自己刚才扣的绝对没什么问题,自己那个弹跳力简直就是变态级别的,完全没必要弄那种小动作。 Su Ming was clear that this is their reason with the excuse, Su Ming wants to ascertain, where oneself are unqualified. 苏明清楚这不过是他们的理由跟借口而已,苏明就想问清楚了,自己到底是哪里不合格。 The manager to that referee, is signaling with the eyes in secret, where he is clear about these, can only make the referee find the excuse. 经理给那个裁判,在暗中使了个眼色,他哪清楚这些,只能让裁判去找借口了。 After the referee was immediately understanding, looking like forces somebody to do something he incapable to be the same, pulled one casually: „You were over-the-rim shot a moment ago in taking off, in fact the foot has stepped on to the basketball, this is the unqualified behavior.” 裁判立马会意了之后,就像是赶鸭子上架一样,随便扯了一句:“刚才你扣篮在起跳的时候,实际上脚已经踩到罚球线了,这个是不合格行为。” „Lying trough, this stipulation, how haven't I heard?” “卧槽,还有这个规定,我怎么从来没听说过？” After everyone listened, feared, this special was OK, has not listened to this situation. 大家听了之后,不禁都惊住了,这特么都可以了,从来没听过这种情况。 Beforehand has not said absolutely, everyone by , so long as can cross this automobile buckling the ball to be similar, which can also think of so many things, moreover beforehand no one has also reminded. 事先绝对没说过,大家都以为的是,只要能越过这个汽车把球给扣进去就差不多了,哪还能想到这么多的事情,而且事先也没人提醒过。 Rule thing, was not casual they saying that said did not act perversely, in fact this nature, with acting perversely was not different. 规则这个东西,不就是随便他们说吗,说不是耍无赖,实际上这个性质,跟耍无赖是没什么两样的。 Everyone shouted 'motherfucker' suddenly at heart, moreover this activity is not the regular competition, without the video recording can playback, who can determine that stepped on the line, that was casual they saying that stated categorically that said the referee saw, that really did not have the means. 大家一时间心里就骂娘了,而且这种活动又不是什么正规的比赛,也没有录像可以回放,谁能确定到底是不是踩线了,那还就是随便他们说了,一口咬定说裁判看到了,那真的是没办法。 The manager continues saying: „Right, everyone heard, this indeed violated regulations, was not we in view of this customer, if relaxed to him, then regarding the former so many successful person, has not been unfair.” 经理继续说道:“没错,大家都听到了吧,这的确就是违规了,并不是我们针对这位顾客,如果对他放松了,那么对于之前那么多没成功的人来说,就是不公平的。” „It is not concerned about face is not concerned about face-” “不要脸啊不要脸-” The people cannot help but scolded. The heart said that really also has is not concerned about face, makes one not think. 众人不由得都骂了起来。心说竟然还有这么不要脸的,着实让人没想到。 Su Ming the mentality has been much better now, this year ran into this shameless person is too many, in the society the shameless person were very many, were many, this mentality was quite naturally good. 苏明现在心态已经好多了,这年头遇到这种无耻的人太多了,社会上无耻的人特别多,遇到的多了,这个心态自然就比较好了。 Only listened to Su Ming to come one directly: „A person does not have three opportunities I, I then used one time, will violate the rule I to continue to buckle and that's the end, next time again successfully, should be able to give me the prize?” 只听苏明直接就来了一句:“一个人不是有三次机会我,我这才用了一次而已,违反规则我继续扣就是了,下次再成功,应该就能把奖品给我了吧？” The manager gawked, in his tentative plan from the beginning, but also thinks that after Su Ming hears violated the rule, certainly with they kick up a fuss, he has thought the method of coping with. 经理愣了一下,他一开始的设想中,还以为苏明听到了违反规则之后,一定会跟他们大吵大闹的呢,他都已经想好对付的方法了。 Finally Su Ming's response, actually very calm, like the bystander, this also lets in the heart of manager, some are not suddenly calm, the heart said that this fellow, is difficult to be inadequate really has that abnormal strength, can not matter. 结果苏明的这个反应,却非常的淡定,就像个没事人一样,这也让经理的心中,一时间不禁有些不淡定了,心说这个家伙,难不成真的拥有那种变态的实力,可以无所谓的。 However since Su Ming said that the manager affirms following, moreover a problem that Su Ming said does not have, 不过既然苏明都这么说了,经理肯定得接下来啊,而且苏明人家说的一点毛病都没有, A person indeed is three opportunities, if they do not agree, that was not bare acting perversely. Therefore the manager then nods saying: „That was natural, so long as you without violating rule succeeded, can definitely give you.” 一个人的确是三次机会,如果他们不同意的话,那不就是裸的耍无赖了吗。于是经理便点头说道:“那当然了,只要你在不违反规则的前提下成功了,肯定就能给你。” Su Ming this time will not be swindled again, to guarantee what accident/surprise, Su Ming said directly: „Also has what rule, you told me, so as to avoid a while I do not know.” 苏明这次不会再上当了,为了保证不出什么意外,苏明直接说道:“还有什么规则,你都跟我说一下,免得一会儿我不知道。” „This-” “这个嘛-” The manager also a little compels ignorant, in fact where has what rule and so on, can succeed buckled on the line, but is he arranges temporarily. 经理也有点懵逼,实际上哪有什么规则之类的,能够成功的扣了就行,不过是他临时编出来的而已。 The manager then rambled on: „ In fact does not have too many rules, one steps on your limelight, moreover do not draw support from the external force, do not bump into the automobile on the line. Su Ming nods, now Su Ming has let give saying that this that he should say if dares to act shamelessly again, let alone was Su Ming, it is estimated that these audience, should not let off their. 经理便瞎扯道:“实际上也没太多的规则,就一个踩线你注意点,另外不要借助外力,不要碰到汽车就行。苏明点了点头,现在苏明已经让他该说的都给说了,这要是再敢耍赖的话,别说是苏明了,估计现场的这些观众们,应该都是不会放过他们的吧。 „That starts-” “那就开始吧-” Seeing Su Ming must start, that side the manager signals with the eyes to the referee, the referee was immediately understanding, it is estimated that wants to be increased the difficulty by oneself to Su Ming. 眼看着苏明要开始了,经理那边给裁判使了个眼色,裁判立马就会意了,估计是想让自己给苏明加大难度。 Only listens to the referee saying: „Young people, a while your approach time paid attention, place taking off to basketball far point, paid attention not to step on the line.” 只听裁判说道:“年轻人,一会儿你助跑的时候注意了,离罚球线远一点的地方起跳,注意别踩线了。” These words saying, was seemingly ordinary, in fact can the psychology to Su Ming, have certain impact. 这句话说出来,看起来平淡无奇,实际上能对苏明的心理,产生一定的影响。 Let Su Ming in the approach, always thinks of a matter at heart, possibly his approach time, has paid attention to own under foot, words then, after diverting attention, can this buckle successfully, but also really did not say. 让苏明在助跑的时候,心里始终装着一件事,可能他助跑的时候,就会一直注意自己的脚下了,如此一来的话,分心了之后,这能不能扣成功,还真的不好说。 If his is not careful steps on the line, but can also say that he violates the rule, in addition that slam dunk affirmation consumed his many physical strength a moment ago, the opportunity that this time he can succeed is not really high. 而且如果他一个不小心又踩线的话,还可以说他违反规则,再加上刚才那次扣篮肯定消耗了他不少的体力,这次他能成功的机会真的不高。 Su Ming actually disdains smiled, the heart said that let alone was the time limelight of approach, I special the non- approach can the casual run-up buckle. 苏明却不屑的笑了一下,心说别说是助跑的时候注意点了,我特么不助跑都可以随便的跳上去扣。 But Su Ming the person is now mature, does not want such to install to compel, because the words of non- approach are over-the-rim shot, perhaps some non- human, the M country NBA star players do not have the means to achieve, therefore Su Ming chose the approach. 只不过苏明现在人成熟了,也不想那样装逼,因为不助跑的话就这么扣篮,这就已经有些非人类了,恐怕M国NBA球星都没办法做到,所以苏明还是选择了助跑。 But this time Su Ming were many on the attention, certainly will not leave behind what handle to these fellows, sees only the Su Ming fast approach, jumped in the position to basketball also stride directly. 只不过这一次苏明就注意多了,一定不会给这些家伙留下什么把柄了,只见苏明快速助跑,在离罚球线还有一大步的位置就直接跳了起来。 „Bang-” “砰-” After two seconds, entire basket keeping is rocking, very obvious Su Ming succeeded again, in the face of the absolute strength, is the dregs. 两秒钟过后,整个篮筐都在不停的晃动着,很明显苏明再次成功了,在绝对的实力面前,一切都是渣。
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