LOLURS :: Volume #22

#2107: Goes back to exercise the intelligence quotient

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But cell phone reading the boss of farmhouse, then stared in a big way the eye, the expression that saw the ghost looks at Su Ming, the heart said that this opened mouth lost the will, Chief even/including summer this character he dares to sexually harass, didn't this clarify made him be angry? 手机阅读而农家乐的这个老板,则瞪大了眼睛,一副看到了鬼的表情看着苏明,心说这张嘴是不是失了志呀,连夏局长这种人物他都敢调戏,这不是摆明了让他生气吗？ At this time complexion of Chief summer, very ugly, he then understands, Su Ming praised him from the beginning, originally to sexually harass his one, this made him feel a little awkward. 此时夏局长的脸色,也非常的难看,他这才明白过来,苏明一开始夸他,原来就是为了调戏他一下而已,这让他感觉有点尴尬。 In behind of this Chief summer, but also is standing two fellows, looks then knows, should also be the person of forestry bureau, it is estimated that is the unimportant person, with runs about. 在这个夏局长的后面,还站着两个家伙,一看便知道,应该也是林业局的人,估计是小人物,跟过来跑腿的。 Heard their eldest child Chief summer to be sexually harassed, this must, then hurry to get angry, came up then to point at Su Ming with the hand, said: „How boy you spoke, impolite.” 一听到他们的老大夏局长被调戏了,这还得了,便赶紧就怒了,上去便用手指着苏明,开口说道:“小子你怎么说话的,没大没小的。” On his attitude, but also special mother is the person of forestry bureau, if patted on to pass to online went, the fate of this person, will not be it is estimated that good. 就他的这个态度,还特娘的是林业局的人呢,如果拍下来上传到了网上去,这种人的下场,估计不会太好。 However Su Ming is disinclined to lower oneself to the same level with him, the small fish small shrimp, is not worth doing. 不过苏明懒得跟他一般见识,小鱼小虾而已,不值得那么做。 Chief summer then notices on Su Ming's face, a very indifferent expression, he then thinks immediately, this boy is a tourist, perhaps is not the peace and tranquility local person, others outside area, the racket the buttocks walked, will not definitely fear his forestry bureau the person. 夏局长这才注意到苏明的脸上,一副很无所谓的表情,随即他这才想起来,这小子不过就是游客而已,说不定都不是清平本地的人,人家外地来的,拍拍屁股就走了,肯定不会怕他一个林业局的人。 Thinks, Chief summer had not been angry, if wants that Breitling iris getting so far as, but also really cannot casual was angry to the lane this boy, must result in the attitude well. 这么想一下,夏局长也就没那么生气了,如果想把那个百年灵芝给弄到的话,还真不能随便的就把这个小子给弄生气了,必须得态度好一点。 Therefore this Chief summer then said one: „Ok, you two gave me little to say two.” 于是这个夏局长便开口说了一句:“好了,你们两个都给我少说两句。” „Is this, we as the person of forestry bureau, heard that you picked the Breitling iris, we came to investigate, look are true.” The attitude of this Chief summer, seemed like. “是这样的,我们作为林业局的人,听说你采到了百年灵芝,我们就过来调查一下,看看是不是属实。”这夏局长的态度,看起来似乎好了许多。 Su Ming but who this saying listens to rolled the eyes, the heart said that your is not speaking the idle talk, then said directly: „Oneself saw the picture, you said that real, perhaps I said that is false, you will not believe?” 只不过这话听的苏明不禁都翻白眼了,心说你丫的这不是在说废话吗,直接便说道:“自己连照片都看见了,你说是不是真的,恐怕我说是假的,你也不会相信的吧？” As soon as Chief summer listens to this words, that called a vitality/angry at heart, but said then one immediately: „I must well said one to you.” 夏局长一听这个话,心里那叫一个生气呀,不过随即还是开口便说了一句:“那我就得好好的跟你说一句了。” „spirit mushroom type of thing, is the protection plant that the country treasures, this type of thing, personal picks is illegal, perhaps therefore your spirit mushroom, has no way oneself to carry off.” This Chief summer, then said one. “灵芝这种东西呀,是国家珍惜的保护植物,这种东西,私人采摘是违法的,所以你的这个灵芝,恐怕没法自己带走。”这夏局长,便开口说了一句。 Such remarks, everyone's complexion changed, meaning of this saying expression was quite obvious, was not wants to steal openly, what originally he hit was the idea of spirit mushroom, river Xiaojun their several, this lagged behind, said no wonder, this what so-called chief, came out all of a sudden. 此话一出,大家的脸色都变了,这话表达的意思就比较的明显了,不就是想要明抢了吗,原来他打的是灵芝的主意呀,江小君他们几个,这才后知后觉,怪不得说,这个什么所谓的局长,一下子就出来了呢。 But that boss, the expression on face actually unusual naturally, these people were not what morality, he had to do frequently, therefore at heart very clear, on early in the morning came he to know that these people had what idea. 而那个老板,脸上的表情却非常的不自然了,这些人是什么德性,他经常打交道的,所以心里非常的清楚,大早上一过来他就知道这些人打什么主意了。 The boss knows that was the pit Su Ming, therefore at this time at heart very guilty, but turned over to guilty guilty, he had no way to make anything, this called to have more desire than energy. 老板知道是自己坑了苏明,所以此时心里非常的愧疚,不过愧疚归愧疚,他也没法做什么,这就叫心有余而力不足了。 Perhaps this group of Sir, the casual several words, gave to offend them, his farmhouse, may not open. 这群大爷,恐怕随便几句话,把他们给得罪了,他的这个农家乐,就不一定能开起来了。 Su Ming was happy, opening eyes of special mother talks nonsense, treasures protect animals thing Su Ming to listen, treasured the protection plant to be given to pull by him. 苏明自己都乐了,特娘的睁眼说瞎话呀,珍惜保护动物这种东西苏明听过,珍惜保护植物都被他给扯出来了。 Although also has, but spirit mushroom this is a medicinal herb, the medicinal herb is impossible is listed as treasures in the ranks of protection plant, because the medicinal herb must use, if you give to protect it, that not obvious in self-contradictory, therefore this fellow pulls, perhaps the elementary students may not even believe. 虽说也有,但灵芝这是一种药材,药材是不可能被列为珍惜保护植物的行列中的,因为药材就要用的,你如果把它给保护起来,那不明显的就是在自相矛盾了吗,所以这家伙扯的话,恐怕连小学生都不一定会相信。 Therefore Su Ming then direct said one: „, The country also has this custom, should my spirit mushroom, what to do?” 于是苏明便直接的就开口说了一句:“哦,国家还有这种规矩吗,那我的这个灵芝,该怎么办？” Chief summer also thinks oneself flickered to Su Ming, the opens the mouth that therefore then continued said one: „ I teach you a good method, you can give the country the spirit mushroom on, making the relevant authority of country act, 夏局长还以为自己忽悠到苏明了呢,于是便继续的开口说了一句:“我教你一个好方法,你可以把灵芝上交给国家,让国家的相关部门出面, Takes care of this thing, if you take away to sell secretly, is the illegal behavior, it is estimated that gave to catch you, you cried when the time comes without enough time. ” Su Ming smiled quickly, this goods really worked as others to be silly, heard that for the first time sold spirit mushroom type of thing also to violate the law, moreover was connected including the above to give national rotten vulgar repertoire to make. 来保管这个东西,如果你私自拿去卖的话,是违法的行为,估计把你给抓了,你到时候哭都来不及。”苏明都快笑出来了,这个货是真当别人傻呀,第一次听说卖灵芝这种东西还犯法的,而且连上交给国家这种烂俗的套路都弄出来了。 In fact everyone was clear that is gives a pretext, it is estimated that this spirit mushroom directly by Chief summer misappropriating, to the hands of these people, looking like will beat a dog to be the same with the meat dumpling, will you also plan taking carry back the meat dumpling? Obviously impossible matter. 实际上大家都清楚,那都是借口而已,估计这个灵芝会直接被夏局长给私吞掉,到了这些人的手中,就像是用肉包子打狗一样,你还打算把肉包子给拿回来？明显不可能的事情呀。 The table manners were too disgusting , wants for no reason Su Ming's spirit mushroom to the pit, this not cracks a joke, Su Ming brain water penetration, it is estimated that will not agree even, but Su Ming still in intentional sexually harasses this fellow, only listens to Su Ming saying: „I, if on gives the country, to owe in a big way?” 吃相太恶心了,平白无故的,就想把苏明的灵芝给坑了,这不是在开玩笑的吗,苏明就算是脑子进水了,估计也不会同意的,不过苏明仍然在故意的调戏这个家伙,只听苏明就开口说道:“那我如果上交给国家的话,岂不是亏大了？” „How can, you, so long as handed over, we will not treat unjustly absolutely your.” This Chief summer also thinks oneself flickered to be about to succeed, therefore then continued to trick saying: „You, if delivered, this contribution is very big.” “怎么会呢,你只要交上去了,我们就绝对不会亏待你的。”这夏局长还以为自己忽悠快成功了,于是便继续忽悠道:“你如果上交了,这个贡献是非常大的。” „First to you an honorary certificate, next also the rewards at least 500 dollars to you, I will definitely tell you, even can also arrange on you on the television the news, making you become famous.” The opens the mouth that Chief summer continues said. “首先肯定会给你一个荣誉证书的,其次还会给你最少五百块钱的奖励,我告诉你,甚至还能安排你上电视上新闻,让你出名一番。”夏局长继续的开口说道。 Those present really could not listen, this Chief summer Su Ming, when the silly ratio flickered, gave back to the rewards of 500 dollars, perhaps this spirit mushroom, 10 million continued, you gave others 500, others can you, this not be obvious are playing the monkey. 在场的人真的是听不下去了,这夏局长在把苏明当傻比忽悠了,还给五百块钱的奖励,这一个灵芝,恐怕一千万都不止,你给人家五百块,人家能给你,这不是明摆着在耍猴吗。 As for what honorary certificate and so on, made laugh, wants that thing to have a snake skin to use, but was in a scarlet shell wrapped a paper, deceived the silly ratio to use, was unworthy with the 10 cents. 至于什么荣誉证书之类的,就更加的搞笑了,要那个东西有个蛇皮用,不过就是一个大红壳子里面套了一张纸而已,骗傻比用的,拿出去一毛钱都不值。 On the television news that made laugh, you give on Su Ming, Su Ming perhaps not on, wants on the news difficultly inadequately, making these netizens scold is in itself the silly ratio? 还有上电视上新闻那就更加的搞笑了,你给苏明上,苏明恐怕都不会上的吧,难不成要上新闻,让那些网友来骂自己是傻比？ Su Ming could not bear, is testing own intelligence quotient simply, therefore Su Ming then direct said one: „Do you feel my probably silly ratio?” 苏明也是忍不住了,简直在考验自己的智商,于是苏明便直接的就开口说了一句:“你觉得我像是傻比吗？” „What do you mean?” Chief summer gawked. “什么意思？”夏局长愣了一下。 Su Ming then said directly: „I look at you more like the silly ratio, said these things, your oneself feel to feel all right, thinks the pit my spirit mushroom, but also really thinks that I am silly?” 苏明便直接说道:“我看你更像是傻比,说这些东西,你自己觉得好意思吗,想坑我的灵芝,还真以为我傻呢？” „Told you, went back to exercise own intelligence quotient, then came the pit I.” Su Ming brutally taunted one wave. “告诉你吧,回去多锻炼一下自己的智商,然后再来坑我吧。”苏明无情嘲讽了一波。 This book came from 本书来自
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