LOLURS :: Volume #22

#2104: Sends the friend circle to install to compel

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Cell phone reading „-” 手机阅读“咳咳--” Possibly was given to pierce by Su Ming all of a sudden, the boss of this farmhouse, was a little then awkward suddenly, but he opens the mouth brazenly said: „That what, this little brother, you looks at your wild boar, can uniform give me?” 可能是被苏明一下子给戳穿了,这农家乐的老板,便一时间有点尴尬了,不过他还是厚着脸皮的开口说道:“那什么,这位小兄弟,你看你的这个野猪,能不能匀一头给我呢？” The counter- straight talk has spoken in this share, the direct opens the mouth said would rather. 反正话都已经说到这个份上了,倒不如直接的开口说出来了。 In fact he is planned these two wild boars wanted, this type of thing only happened by happy circumstance, was difficult to bump into, he also asked the hunter to climb mountains to hit the wild boar specially. 实际上本来他是打算这两头野猪都要了的,这种东西可遇不可求,非常的难碰到一回,曾经他还专门的找过猎人上山去打野猪。 Wild boar type of thing, is not the national protect animals and so on, instead is a harmful animal, therefore hit them, hits sparrow on the telephone pole to be similar to you casually, does not violate the law. 野猪这种东西,又不是什么国家保护动物之类的,反而是一种有害的动物,所以打了他们,就跟你随便的打一只电线杆上的麻雀差不多,并不犯法。 However wild boar in that type on mountain that does not have the development are more, is very difficult to meet, he asks the hunters unable to project on the wild boar, really does not know that should say these tourists, is the luck good or the luck is not good. 不过野猪在那种没开发的山上多一些,是很难遇到的,他找猎人都没能打到野猪,真不知该说这几个游客,到底是运气好还是运气不好。 However heard that Su Ming is very interesting about this meat, the boss also knows, wants two is impossible, others were not short of money , the wanting to have a lion's share words, instead will not definitely make others uncomfortable, can do to a head, is good. 不过听说苏明自己对这个肉挺有意思的,老板也知道,想要两头是不可能的了,人家不差钱,肯定不会给的,狮子大开口的话,反而会让人家心里不舒服,能搞到一头,就已经非常的不错了。 „, You want this wild boar, is this wild boar, I am the plan see somebody off.” Su Ming opens the mouth , then said one. “哦,你想要这个野猪,可是这野猪,我是打算送人的呀。”苏明开口则说了一句。 But this boss, was says one: „Little brother, I understands your meaning, but this pig several hundred jin (0.5 kg), how it is estimated that you saw somebody off enough, you made two to fear that was too many.” 而这个老板呢,则是开口说了一句:“小兄弟,我明白你的意思,不过这一头猪就好几百斤,估计你怎么送人都够了吧,你弄两头怕是太多了。” „Moreover I really want this thing, can give you a very sincere price.” The boss continues saying that tone very good, has the appearance that words saying well with Su Ming. “而且我是真的想要这个东西,可以给你一个很有诚意的价格。”老板继续说道,语气非常的好,一副跟苏明有话好好说的样子。 Su Ming is this opening to persuasion but not to coercion person, you to Su Ming attitude good, Su Ming no matter what, will not be bad to your attitude, vice versa. 苏明就是这种吃软不吃硬的人,你对苏明态度好一点,苏明不管怎么样,对你态度也不会太差的,反之亦然。 Careful thinks, the boss of this farmhouse, said as if also has certain truth, two wild boars were too truly many, it is estimated that 1000 jin (0.5 kg) much are many, the vehicle trunk crowded, may not drag. 仔细的想一下,这农家乐的老板,说的似乎也有一定的道理的,两头野猪确实太多了,估计得有一千斤还多不少,自己车子后备箱塞满了,都不一定能拖回去。 Was then enough, this boss attitude is good, sold one would rather to him, the person who when the time comes he looked for the farmhouse, processed this wild boar time, can be carefully more earnest, so as to avoid pit Su Ming. 一头便足够了,这个老板态度还不错,倒不如卖一头给他了,到时候他找农家乐的人,处理这野猪的时候,也能仔细认真一些,免得坑苏明。 Therefore Su Ming then said: „Transfers one to have no issue to you, this must look at your sincerity, what price plans to give?” 于是苏明便说道:“转一头给你没什么问题,这个得看你的诚意了,打算给个什么价格？” „Fixed-price 50,000, we did not bargain back and forth!” This boss extended a hand then to say one directly. “一口价五万,咱们不讨价还价！”这老板直接伸出了一只手便开口说了一句。 Su Ming looked the look that this always puts on a serious face, was then clear this fellow, does business or has real skill, at least the body has that imposing manner, is not coy, this person will do business will certainly not miss, no wonder can this farmhouse, made unusual will be good. 苏明一看这老板脸上的神色,便清楚这个家伙,做生意还是有两下子的,最起码身上有那个气势在,不扭扭捏捏的,这种人做生意一定不会差的,怪不得能把这农家乐,弄的非常不错呢。 50,000 dollars buy a wild boar, indeed unusual is not low, but Su Ming was also clear, after he bought, can definitely gain, when the time comes estimated the casual plate of vegetable/dish about wild pork, must several hundred dollars, the bone and so on can also make soup, the money-making place were too many, what was main was can give to hit to a certain extent the fame. 五万块钱买一头野猪,的确非常的不低了,不过苏明也清楚,他买去了之后,肯定能赚回来的,到时候估计随便一盘关于野猪肉的菜,都得几百块钱,骨头之类的还能熬汤,赚钱的地方太多了,最主要的是可以把名气给一定程度上给打出去。 In his farmhouse, can eat the authentic game, when the time comes comes here tourist to disseminate, the function of this advertisement, then came all of a sudden. 在他的这个农家乐,可以吃到正宗的野味,到时候来这里的游客传播一下,这个广告的作用,一下子便来了。 Immediately only heard Su Ming to say one: „Ok, this, sold to you, is casual you to select, the remaining that heads, you helped me process cleanly, internal organs these things, can give you.” 随即只听到苏明开口说了一句:“行,就这样吧,其中一头卖给你,随便你挑,剩下的那头,你帮我处理干净了,内脏那些东西,也可以给你。” The boss listens is also pleasantly surprised, Su Ming is more natural , the internal organs of wild boar he thinks, must know that pig kidney and pig large intestine these may be the good things, many that then he gains. 老板听的也是惊喜不已,苏明比他想的要大方呀,野猪的内脏,要知道猪腰子、猪大肠这些可都是好东西呀,如此一来他赚的不少。 However boss not for no reason profits, others are polite to him, he will also be naturally polite, then said: „Does not have the issue, I let certainly the master chef in shop , helping you process, you eat except for tonight, remaining all gives you to process the pack to bring back.” 不过老板也不会平白无故的去占便宜,人家对他客气,他自然也会客气,便说道:“没问题,我一定让店里的大厨,都帮你处理好,除了今晚你们吃的,剩下全给你处理好打包带回去。” „ Wages anything did not need to give, “还有工钱什么的都不用给了, Including this time comes the farmhouse lodging and so on expense, all exempted. ” The boss said aggressively, helped Su Ming they save several thousand dollars directly. Su Ming their several, no being short of money person, will not be calculating the thing in this aspect, therefore then nods. 包括这次来农家乐住宿之类的费用,都全免了。”老板霸气地说了一句,直接帮苏明他们省了几千块钱。苏明他们几个,也没一个差钱的人,不会斤斤计较这方面的东西,于是便点了点头。 But river Xiaojun said one: „Boss, calls you master chef in shop hurry, we hungry is not good.” 而江小君则说了一句:“老板,叫你店里的大厨赶紧的啊,我们都饿的不行了。” „Good, without the issue, this goes......” “好嘞,没问题,这就去……” Boss complied, but his words have not said that the expression on entire face then stiffened, because he noticed, in river Xiaojun hand takes Breitling iris. 老板一口就答应了,不过他话还没说完呢,整个人脸上的表情便僵住了,因为他注意到了,江小君手上的拿着的百年灵芝。 After the boss was startled one next, then asked one: „What thing this...... is this?” 老板惊了一下之后,便开口问了一句:“这……这是什么东西？” „Didn't spirit mushroom, the boss your know?” river Xiaojun then said directly, in fact he himself saw from the beginning did not know, but this does not hinder him to install to compel. “灵芝呀,老板你连这个都不认识？”江小君便直接的说了,实际上他自己一开始看到的时候也不认识,不过这并不妨碍他装逼。 The boss knew certainly spirit mushroom thing, this aspect some of some of his slightly finding, but does not dare to recognize from the beginning, because of this spirit mushroom, was too bigger, was simply invincible. 老板当然知道灵芝这个东西了,这方面他还是稍微有一些了解的,只不过一开始没敢认,因为这灵芝,也太大了一些吧,简直无敌了。 „How many years this... this must have, are least over a hundred years of spirit mushroom? Where does your get so far as?” The voice of boss is shivering, the price of Breitling iris, has had no way to estimate simply. “这…这得有多少年了,最少得上百年的灵芝吧？你们这又是在哪里弄到的？”老板的声音都在颤抖着,百年灵芝的价格,简直已经没法估量了呀。 Su Ming a little surprise, the heart said actually slightly this boss can, then saw this spirit mushroom at least is over a hundred years, this eyesight had, ordinary person, it is estimated that no concept. 苏明倒是稍微有点诧异的,心说这老板可以的呀,一眼便看出了这个灵芝最少是上百年的,这个眼力还是有的,一般的人,估计没什么概念。 Therefore Su Ming then teased one: „How Boss, you to this also interested?” 于是苏明便调侃了一句:“怎么老板,你对这个也有兴趣？” „Not-” “不不不-” The boss hurries to beckon with the hand, having the interest is interested, but this price, was not saying casually plays, the boss then said: „I curious asked that perhaps my peasant family Ledu selling , was this that not necessarily bought you make from the mountain?” 老板赶紧摆手,有兴趣是有兴趣,但这个价格,可不是随便说着玩的呀,老板便说道:“我就是好奇的问一下,恐怕把我的农家乐都给卖了,都不一定买的起吧,这是你们从山上弄的？” „Right, after firing off the wild boar, saw while convenient.” Su Ming said one at will. “没错,打完野猪之后,顺便就看到了。”苏明随意地说了一句。 The boss cried quickly, the heart said that these tourists opened hung, this was the luck that anything went against heaven's will, met the wild boar, but also got so far as the Breitling iris. 老板都快哭出来了,心说这几个游客是不是开挂了,这都是什么逆天的运气呀,才遇到了野猪,还弄到了百年灵芝。 His farmhouse opens at the foot of the hill, usually one year does not know how many must come up, why this good deed, can't he meet? 他的农家乐就是开在山脚下的,平时一年也不知要上去多少趟,为什么这种好事,他就遇不到呢？ However this matter, being angry is also useless, luck thing, really did not say certainly, therefore this boss then said: „Can let my photograph piece, I...... I want to send the friend circle to install to compel.” 不过这种事情,生气也是没用的,运气这个东西,真的是说不准,于是这老板便说道:“能让我拍个照片吗,我……我想发朋友圈装逼。” Not being able to afford, but do I send a picture to install to compel is not good? 买不起,但我发个照片装逼还不行吗？ This book came from 本书来自
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