LOLURS :: Volume #21

#2060: Uniquely-shaped magic weapon

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It can be said that Su Ming now the only prospect was Su Qishan, does not know that Su Qishan these came back time, from ancient martial world, found the understanding of eliminate the evil aura to enter the means of body not to have. 可以说苏明现在唯一的指望就是苏启山了,也不知苏启山这一次回来,到底从古武世界中,找到了解除邪气入体的办法没。 If Su Qishan these comes back time, has not brought the concrete method, Su Ming may on direct GG, means not have. 如果苏启山这一次回来,并没有带来具体的方法的话,那苏明可就直接gg了,一点办法都没有。 Good Su Qishan said that he found solution, otherwise, it is estimated that Su Ming must make start/open Shanbang gather up dead bodies. 还好苏启山说了,他找到了解决的办法,不然的话,估计苏明就得让苏启山帮自己收尸了。 Therefore Su Ming then said: „Father, you hurries, what to do told me should, I now am really uncomfortable, used some vitalities a moment ago, this evil aura radical coming out.” 于是苏明便说道:“爸,那你赶紧的,告诉我该怎么办,我现在真难受死了,刚才又动用了一些元气,这个邪气已经彻底的出来了。” „Good, my helps you be solved.” “好,我这就帮你解决。” Su start/open mountain as if then responded, hurried to take out a thing, seemingly sparkled to shine. 苏启山似乎这才反应过来,赶紧取出了一个东西来,看起来闪闪发亮。 Su Ming sees Su Qishan this series of movements, actually whole person slightly stares, because he noticed, Su Qishan the thing, then appeared in the hand unexpectedly baseless, looking like Su Ming took the thing to come out to be the same from the system space. 苏明看到苏启山这一系列的动作,倒是整个人稍微的一愣,因为他注意到了,苏启山的这个东西,竟然是凭空便出现在了手上,就像是苏明从系统空间中拿东西出来一样。 Oneself make this acting, is not experiences very much, but Su Qishan also made, let Su Ming jing actually, was difficult to be inadequate Su Qishan also to be similar to that thing of system space? 自己做出这种动作来,并不是很经验,可苏启山也弄出来了,倒是让苏明惊了一下,难不成苏启山也有类似于系统空间的那种东西？ However this surprised continued a while merely, Su Ming does not have to ask anything immediately, the present emphasis, is not on this obviously, Su Ming starts looked in Su Qishan the hand to take that circular thing, why did not know, Su Ming always felt that this thing, seemed like the strange appearance. 不过这个惊讶仅仅持续了一会儿,苏明也没立马就问什么东西,现在的关注点,明显不在这个上面,苏明开始看了一下苏启山手中拿着的那个圆形东西,不知道为什么,苏明总感觉这个东西,看起来好奇怪的样子。 Is likely anything, Su Ming recalled carefully, then thought finally fiercely, this looks like that spittoon that in childhood used very much. 到底是像什么东西呢,苏明仔细的回想了一下,终于猛地便想了起来,这很像小时候用的那种痰盂呀。 The person who possibly now uses has been short, is very rare in the city, perhaps in rural area, in the evening also some people with this thing, because the winter evening is quite cold, everyone does not want to go out on the bathroom, with the words of this type of spittoon, is quite the convenience. 可能现在用的人已经少了,在城市中很少见,或许在农村里,晚上还有人用这个东西,因为冬天的晚上比较冷,大家不想出去上卫生间,用这种痰盂的话,是比较方便的。 This thing Su Ming was very long has not seen, still remembers that in the childhood used, to have many years from the present, saw fiercely, making Su Ming absent-minded, mainly this thing, seemed like really looked like. 这种东西苏明也是很久没见过了,犹记得还是在小时候用过,已经距离现在有不少年了,猛地看到,让苏明恍惚了一下,主要还是这个东西,看起来真特么的太像了一些。 However after the heart raised this idea, Su Ming gave himself in the heart immediately ruthlessly a slap in the face, in this special mother's brain is indulging in flights of fancy what at sixes and sevens thing. 不过心中升起了这种想法之后,苏明立马就在心中狠狠地给了自己一个耳光,这特娘的脑子里到底在胡思乱想一些什么乱七八糟的东西呢。 This is Su Qishan laboriously the thing that brings from ancient martial world, can solve within the body evil aura, so the treasure, how possibly is spittoon that type of vulgar thing. 这可是苏启山辛辛苦苦从古武世界中带回来的东西呀,能解决体内邪气的,如此宝贝,怎么可能是痰盂那种庸俗的东西呢。 Especially careful looks, discovered that also glitteringly, seems like some unique, this obvious is a treasure. 特别是仔细的看一下,发现还金光闪闪的,看起来有一些独特,这明显的就是个宝贝。 Therefore Su Ming then asked curiously: „Father, this is anything, is a magic weapon and so on, seems like the modeling probably also very unique appearance.” 于是苏明便好奇地问道:“爸,这是什么东西,是一个法宝之类的吗,看起来造型好像还挺别致的样子。” „Is a spittoon.” “是个痰盂。” „Pū-” “噗--” Su Ming almost does not have an old blood to spurt, helpless whole person, this... this special mother also is really the spittoon, with Su Ming thinks from the beginning, one hair is simply same. 苏明差点没一口老血喷出来,整个人都无奈了,这…这特娘的还真是痰盂呀,跟苏明一开始想的,简直一毛一样。 Therefore Su Ming then asked one directly: „Father, you do not tease me, is really this thing a spittoon?” 于是苏明便直接的开口问了一句:“爸,你别逗我,这东西真是个痰盂？” „I deceive you to do, your oneself will not have a look, in childhood you were not useless.” Su start/open mountain said directly. “我骗你干嘛,你自己不会看看嘛,小时候你又不是没用过。”苏启山直接说道。 Su Ming: „...............” 苏明:“……………” Bears mood that oneself want to cry, Su Ming is really has no way to accept this brutal matter, therefore Su Ming then asked reluctantly: „Father, you determined that hasn't been joking with me? You come back with a spittoon, how to govern the evil aura?” 忍住了自己想哭的心情,苏明实在是没法接受这个残酷的事情,于是苏明便无奈地问道:“爸,你确定没有在跟我开玩笑？你拿一个痰盂回来,怎么治邪气？” Su Ming was really the day the dog, killing has not thought that was really the spittoon, but this seemed like also dazzles cool, a spittoon that was not solves three anxious things, how also to make dazzled cool, was difficult to be inadequate this is in the legend that spittoon of Qin Shi Huang? 苏明真是日了狗了,打死都没想到真的是痰盂,只不过这看起来也太炫酷了吧,一个痰盂那不就是解决三急的东西吗,怎么还弄的这么炫酷呢,难不成这是传说中秦始皇的那个痰盂？ Su start/open mountain was also white Su Ming eyes, then says: „ Do not despise this thing, although is the spittoon, but this is also a magic weapon, specifically is used to restrain the evil aura, I made very big effort to get so far as, has almost not given dead of exhaustion me. 苏启山又白了苏明一眼,便开口说道:“你可别小看了这个东西,虽然是痰盂,但这也是一个法宝,专门用来克制邪气的,我花了很大的力气才弄到,差点没把我给累死。 ” „............” ”“…………” Su Ming does not know oneself should say anything, the people in these ancient martial world, but also really will play, making what magic weapon is not good, must a lane spittoon come out, seeming like was really ridiculous. 苏明不知道自己到底该说什么了,那些古武世界的人,还真是会玩呀,弄什么法宝不行,非得弄一个痰盂出来,看起来实在是太雷人了一些。 Therefore Su Ming then can only ask: „Father, that this spittoon, how should solve the evil aura of my within the body.” 于是苏明便只能问道:“爸,那这个痰盂,到底该怎么解我体内的邪气。” In fact Su Ming in the head, has thought many possibilities at this time, if quite vulgar that in this spittoon adds a holy water and so on drinks, that also too heavy taste. 实际上苏明此时在脑袋中,已经想过很多种可能性了,万一是比较庸俗的那种,在这个痰盂里面加点圣水之类的喝下去,那也太重口味了一些。 Even this spittoon is clean, but Su Ming psychologically, cannot accept, this indeed a little heavy taste. 就算这个痰盂是干净的,可苏明自己从心理上,就不太能接受呀,这个的确有点重口味了。 However fortunately is not such that Su Ming thinks, only listens to Su Qishan saying: „Your oneself sit on this directly, usually draws the cake with you, these excreta in within the body drawing, was good, the evil aura can follow the excreta same place, discharges within the body.” 不过还好并不是苏明想的那样的,只听苏启山开口说道:“你自己直接坐在这上面,跟你平常拉粑粑一样,把体内的那些排泄物给拉出来,就好了,邪气可以伴随着排泄物一起,排出体内。” „Also...... also has this operation?” “还……还有这种操作？” Su Ming whole person was shocked, this special mother is the high-end operations, made Su Ming has could not understand, through the drawing cake, can the evil aura in within the body arranging? Su Ming hurt white/in vain so many days. 苏明整个人都惊呆了,这特娘的都是高端操作呀,弄的苏明已经有一些看不太懂了,通过拉粑粑,能把体内的邪气给排出去？那苏明岂不是白疼那么多天了。 „What to do otherwise can also.” “要不然还能怎么办。” Su start/open mountain said one: „Slacken thing, imagines you also is more troublesome , has no way thoroughly clear.” 苏启山开口说了一句:“邪气这个东西,比你想像的还要麻烦许多,是没法彻底清楚的。” „What naturally I said has no way to eliminate in within the body of person, if eliminates with these methods forcefully, it is estimated that your poor life could not preserve, can only make these thing platoons come out to know?” “当然了我说的是在人的体内没法清除,如果用那些方法去强行清除的话,估计你的小命就保不住了,只能让这些东西排出来知道吗？” Su start/open mountain continues saying: „Words that arranges, this was the best method, can make you have no pain, only then on this spittoon, you can through the way of this type of cake, be slacken sending, you squatting toilet in our family/home, did not have this function.” 苏启山继续说道:“排出来的话,这是最好的方法了,可以让你没什么痛苦,而且只有在这个痰盂上面,你才能通过这种拉粑粑的方式,将邪气给派出来,你在咱们家里蹲马桶,是没这个作用的。” Dumbfoundedness that Su Ming listens , the ancient martial world is really a mysterious world, Su Ming was grows in experience today. 苏明听的目瞪口呆,古武者世界真是一个神奇的世界,苏明今天算是长见识了。 However sits above draws the cake, this is not what difficult matter, the elementary operation eo of normal person metropolis/can, so long as can go out by the evil aura platoon of own within the body, Su Ming recognized. 不过就是坐在上面拉粑粑而已,这不算什么难事,正常人都会的基本操作,只要能让自己体内的邪气排出去,苏明就认了。 What is comparable awkward, Su Ming now not that idea, therefore Su Ming then said: „Father, what to do can't I draw now?” 可比较尴尬的是,苏明现在没那个想法呀,于是苏明便说道:“爸,我现在拉不出来怎么办？” This type of thing, does not want has, sometimes came suddenly, can person feeling stifled forcefully, but if no, you want to draw, that difficulty is also big. 这种东西,可不是想有就有的,有时候突然来了,能把人硬生生的憋死,但如果没有的话,你想拉出来,那难度也不小。 „Cannot draw you also to draw, suppresses forcefully, what otherwise is painful is you, the time of delaying is longer your oneself more uncomfortable, you may want to be clear.” Su start/open mountain said one. “拉不出来你也得拉呀,强行憋出来,不然的话痛苦的是你,拖的时间越长你自己就越难受,你可想清楚了啊。”苏启山开口说了一句。 „............” “…………” Please remember this book first round domain name:. 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