LOLURS :: Volume #20

#1979: Plot reverse

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() „Lying trough, did brothers you read the news? Has the flash news.” ()“卧槽,兄弟们你们看新闻了没有？有大新闻呀。” But in some male student bedroom in Ningcheng University, the sound made a sound together fiercely, the person of speech is not others, is the fatty. 而在宁城大学的某个男生寝室中,一道声音猛地就响了起来,说话的人不是别人,正是胖子。 The fat people awakes, rubbed two dim sleepy eyes, brushes the cell phone, then brushed forest Yingzhu that news, had a look at the news above man again, the lying trough, special mother was not Su Ming. 胖子这边才睡醒呢,揉了两下自己朦胧的睡眼,一刷手机,便刷到了林映竹的那一条新闻,再看看新闻上面的男人,卧槽,特娘的不就是苏明吗。 Right now fatty then thorough having no way, wailed calm all of a sudden, that called one sad and shrill. 这下子胖子便彻底的没法淡定了,一下子就哀嚎了出来,那叫一个凄厉呀。 Wang Tao with Zhao Shaobo these two fellows, is sleeping, last night immortal cultivation, if next morning does not have the class, has rested, is a very normal matter. 王涛跟赵少波这两个家伙,也都在睡觉呢,昨晚才修仙,第二天早上如果没课的话,一直睡下去,也是很正常的一件事情。 „On fatty your early in the morning of called anything, but also made one sleep, if this Su Ming in the dormitory, must digging up your skin may not.” That side Wang Tao has not awaked, by the fatty awakening by noise, shouts directly. “胖子你丫的大早上的叫什么呢,还让不让人睡觉了,这要是苏明在宿舍的话,非得把你的皮给扒了不可。”王涛那边还没睡醒呢,就被胖子给吵醒了,就直接的嚷嚷了一句。 That side the fat people said directly: „Other Su Ming, I said was Su Ming, on Su Ming this goods the news, moreover flash news.” 胖子那边直接说道:“别苏明了,我说的就是苏明,苏明这个货上新闻了,而且还是大新闻。” „Lying trough, real false, on Su Ming news?” Wang Tao with Zhao Shaobo these two people, did not have the sleepiness all of a sudden, hurrying crawled, ignorant a face compels looks to the fatty. “卧槽,真的假的呀,苏明都上新闻了？”王涛跟赵少波这两个人,一下子就没了睡意,赶紧的爬了起来,一脸懵逼的看向胖子。 Wang Tao this fellow, that is shocking saying: „I have not misunderstood, difficult not Cheng Suming he to go to the big healthcare to be really grasped, I usually always remind him, he did not listen, right now good, has an accident.” 王涛这个家伙,那更是震惊的说道:“我没听错吧,难不成苏明他去大保健真的被抓了,我平常总是提醒他,他也不听,这下子好了吧,出事了。” „Possibly is not the big healthcare, the words of big healthcare, are not the flash news.” “不可能是大保健的,大保健的话,算不上是大新闻。” Zhao Shaobo this fellow, is quite calm, saw only him to look at a fatty, said: „Fatty you rubbish, hurried saying that what's the matter.” 赵少波这个家伙,还是比较冷静的,只见他看了一眼胖子,说道:“胖子你别废话了,赶紧说一下,到底是怎么回事。” „Su Ming yesterday evening, reflected the bamboo to go to the hotel with the forest, by dog young patting . Moreover the dog young in stretch/open outstanding work room, exposed all of a sudden, became today's front-page news.” The fat people said one briefly and to the point. “苏明昨天晚上,跟林映竹去酒店,被狗仔给拍到了,而且还是张卓工作室的狗仔,一下子曝光了出来,成了今天的头条新闻。”胖子简明扼要地说了一句。 „What thing?” “什么玩意？” Wang Tao with Zhao Shaobo these two fellows, thorough ignorant had compelled, particularly Wang Tao, but also cannot bear patted oneself two, thinks that has not awaked. 王涛跟赵少波这两个家伙,已经彻底的懵逼了,尤其是王涛,还忍不住的拍了自己两下,以为是没睡醒呢。 „How Su Ming reflected the bamboo to gang up with the forest in the same place, forest Yingzhu that big star, this... this is impossible.” Being able to think through of Wang Tao face. “苏明怎么跟林映竹勾搭在一起了,林映竹那种大明星,这…这也太不可能了吧。”王涛一脸的想不通。 This feeling is, the good friend of your side, suddenly some day you discovered, he with the entertainment world, when the female worker star ganged up in the same place, that in heart shocked, indeed could be imagined. 这种感觉就是,你身边的一个好朋友,突然有一天你发现,他跟娱乐圈当红女明星勾搭在一起了,心中的那种震撼,的确是可想而知的。 Zhao Shaobo was still calmest that several, only listened to him saying: „Waits for, both of you recall carefully, yesterday after Su Ming made the call, we come up to crack a joke with him, he said that he reflects the phone call that the bamboo makes with the forest.” 赵少波仍然是最冷静的那几个,只听他说道:“等一下,你们俩仔细的回想一下,昨天苏明打完了电话之后,我们上去跟他开个玩笑,他说他跟林映竹打的电话。” „Hiss-” “嘶--” The fat people with Wang Tao these two fellows, then suck in an cold air/Qi all of a sudden, thought of this matter fiercely. 胖子跟王涛这两个家伙,一下子便倒抽一口冷气,猛地想到了这件事。 Yesterday also thinks, Su Ming is cracking a joke, how many fellows also teased Su Ming, but revolving feared, was difficult to be inadequate Su Ming to say unexpectedly real? 昨天还以为,苏明是在开玩笑的呢,几个家伙还调侃了苏明一番,但是细思恐极呀,难不成苏明说的竟然是真的？ Su Ming this beast, what conceals was really deep. 苏明这个禽兽,藏的真是太深了。 „Did Su Ming really reflect the bamboo to gang up with the forest in the same place? forest Yingzhu is my goddess, I cannot believe that this is real.” That side Wang Tao said one. “苏明真的跟林映竹勾搭在一起了？林映竹可是我女神呀,我还是不敢相信这是真的。”王涛那边说了一句。 „On micro blog has this news, you registered to look at directly on the line.” The fat people said. “微博上面都有这个新闻,你直接去登录看一下就行了。”胖子说道。 Wang Tao with Zhao Shaobo, hurried to put out the cell phone, after who knew brushed a while, Wang Tao said: „It is not right, this matter had the reverse, does not seem like that a matter.” 王涛跟赵少波,赶紧拿出了手机,谁知刷了一会儿之后,王涛却说道:“不对,这件事发生了反转,好像不是那么一回事。” „How saying that the picture hasn't shot? How can also reverse, is difficult to be inadequate is forest Yingzhu the brokerage firm, stood the crisis public relations?” The fat people said one strangely. “怎么说,照片不是都已经拍到了吗？怎么还能反转,难不成是林映竹的经纪公司,站出来危机公关了？”胖子奇怪地说了一句。 Wang Tao said immediately: „You hurry to look micro blog that Director Wang Zhenyu sends, before three minutes, sends, came out to clarify this matter, originally this was dining together of «One Generation of Master» dramatic teams, not only their two people.” 王涛立马说道:“你赶紧去看一下王震宇导演发的微博,三分钟之前才发的,出来澄清了这件事,原来这是《一代宗师》剧组的聚餐,不仅仅就他们两个人。” „Dining together of «One Generation of Master» dramatic teams? forest Yingzhu indeed is a leading lady, is this movie, what relations has with Su Ming, why does he want to participate in dining together of this movie?” Fatty strange say/way. “《一代宗师》剧组的聚餐？林映竹的确是女主角,可是这个电影,跟苏明有什么关系呀,他为什么要去参加这个电影的聚餐？”胖子奇怪道。 „Hiss-” “嘶--” Wang Tao then realizes a very dreadful matter, he said fiercely: „Special mother, this Su Ming, unexpectedly «One Generation of Master» actors.” 王涛这才意识到一个很可怕的事情,他猛地说道:“特娘的,这苏明,竟然还是《一代宗师》的演员。” „Wang Tao, you can also blow flamboyant, when did Su Ming become the actor?” The fat people listen dumbfounded. “王涛,你也太能吹牛逼了吧,苏明什么时候又成演员了？”胖子听的一愣一愣的。 „Lying trough, I deceive you to do, is really «One Generation of Master» actor, Director Wang Zhenyu, put Su Ming's stage photo, did not believe you to have a look.” “卧槽,我骗你干什么呀,真的是《一代宗师》中的演员,王震宇导演,把苏明的剧照都放出来了,不信你去看看。” „Such a dreadful person, although this poster by PS, but I am one can recognize, this goods are Su Ming.” Wang Tao had not forgotten black Su Ming at this time, among the brothers, to this matter, unusual be used. “这么猥琐的一个人,虽然这海报被PS了,不过我还是一眼能认出来,这货就是苏明。”王涛这个时候还不忘黑苏明一把,兄弟之间,对这种事情,已经非常的习惯了。 That side the fat people also read Wang Zhenyu's micro blog, discovered that also is really that a matter, confirmed this so-called scandal, but is a misunderstanding. 胖子那边也去翻看了一下王震宇的微博,发现还真是那么一回事,证实了这个所谓的绯闻,不过是一个误会而已。 Spitting mortise that the fat people keep: „Lying trough, Su Ming this boy hides was too deep, his made such flamboyant movie, actually did not tell us one, coming back to be certain according to the bed, well examined.” 胖子不停的吐槽道:“卧槽,苏明这小子藏的太深了,丫的拍了这么牛逼的电影,竟然都不告诉我们一声,回来了一定得按在床上,好好的审一下。” „Coming back to examine him to be certain, but this is also good, at least my goddess, but also without was given to spoil by Su Ming that beast, this I felt relieved.” Wang Tao said one. “回来审他是一定的,不过这也挺好的,最起码我的女神,还没有被苏明那个禽兽给糟蹋,这我就放心了。”王涛开口说了一句。 If Su Ming by him, the racket his shoulder, will certainly say at this time: „Young fellow, stupidly is very very naive.” 如果苏明这个时候在他旁边的话,一定会拍拍他的肩膀,说道:“小伙子,很傻很天真呀。” - -- The response that Su Ming their bedroom, gets up very early in the morning, in fact merely is a miniature, a miniature that eats the melon people numerously. 苏明他们寝室,一大早起来的这个反应,实际上仅仅是一个缩影而已,众多吃瓜群众的一个缩影。 Everyone is this appearance, from the beginning heard that forest Yingzhu had the scandal, but also thinks that forest Yingzhu really had the underground affection, suddenly curious, watched the fun, the crying father shouted mother had. 大家都是这个样子,一开始听说林映竹有绯闻了,还以为林映竹真的有地下恋情呢,一时间好奇的、看热闹的、哭爹喊娘的都有。 However Wang Zhenyu's voice, actually plays very powerful role, directly this matter, suppressing. 不过王震宇的发声,却起到了非常强大的作用,直接将这件事,给镇压了下去。 Moreover Wang Zhenyu also comparison plans, when sends the micro blog, but also was joined to the picture, otherwise, without picture indeed nothing more to be said. 而且王震宇还比较的心机,在发微博的时候,还配上了照片,不然的话,没图片的确没什么好说的。 Except for having Su Ming's stage photo in movie, proved Su Ming is beside the dramatic team members, but also is joined to the picture that dining together ate meal. 除了有苏明在电影中的剧照,证明了苏明是剧组成员之外,还配上了聚餐吃饭的照片。 Also without really dines together, how to have the picture, how otherwise saying that Wang Zhenyu is quick-witted, before the movie heated bamboo strips for writing material, had dining together, in dining together, will have various group photos unavoidably and so on. 又没有真的聚餐,怎么会有照片呢,要不然怎么说王震宇机智呢,之前电影杀青的时候,是有聚餐的,在聚餐中,难免会有各种合影之类的。 Moreover eats in the hotel, therefore Wang Zhenyu then selected two to reflect the group photo of bamboo to send with the forest, the vegetable/dish of front table, is good right now, was proven, everyone naturally believed him. 而且还都是在酒店中吃的,于是王震宇便挑了两张跟林映竹的合影发上来了,面前一桌子的菜,这下子好了,证据确凿,大家自然就相信了他。
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