LOLURS :: Volume #11

#1088: Pulled out the false skill

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After Su Ming also sees the teacup of Professor Li temporarily, this thought of an idea of excellent product placement suddenly. 苏明也是临时看到了李教授的茶杯之后,这才突然想到了一个绝佳的植入广告的想法。 The heart movement might as well act, from the start Su Ming has nothing hesitant with intertwining, carried the teacup of nearby Professor Li directly, spoke with confidence: „Everyone saw, this was the Ningcheng special product Goddess of Mercy tea.” 心动不如行动,苏明压根就没有任何的犹豫跟纠结,直接端起了旁边李教授的茶杯,侃侃而谈道:“大家都看到了吗,这就是宁城市的特产观音茶。” „One cup stimulates the awaking brain, two cups will never be weary, the Goddess of Mercy tea, is good!” “一杯提神醒脑,两杯永不疲劳,观音茶,就是好！” „My stupor time, felt that the body looked like pulls out to empty, but at this time Professor Li gave me one cup of Goddess of Mercy tea, after drinking two, thorough saved me!” “我昏迷的时候,感觉身体就像是被掏空了一下,而这时候李教授给了我一杯观音茶,喝了两口之后,彻底的拯救了我！” „Troubles everyone to let, making the following friend also look that what this Goddess of Mercy tea is long.” “麻烦大家让一下,让后面的朋友也看一下这观音茶到底长什么样。” „Troubles fellow photographic big brothers, gives the Goddess of Mercy tea in my hand to come a feature article.” “麻烦各位摄影大哥们,给我手中的观音茶来一个特写。” „If everyone is interested, can go back to buy to drink, I absolutely am not sailors, depending on the conscience recommendation, drinks the Goddess of Mercy tea all day, the body has problems you to look for me.” “如果大家感兴趣的话,可以回去买来喝一下,我绝对不是水军,凭良心推荐,整天喝观音茶,身体出了问题你找我。” „The Goddess of Mercy tea, feels relieved the tea, the conscience tea!” “观音茶,放心茶,良心茶！” „........................” “……………………” This newsgathering news, the style transformed all of a sudden, originally is very serious, finally was turned into advertisement release conference by Su Ming all of a sudden, the audience hears a Su Ming person, keeping hitting advertisement. 这新闻采访的现场,画风一下子就转变了,本来还挺严肃的,结果一下子被苏明变成了广告发布会现场,全场就听到苏明一个人,在不停的打广告。 The advertisement language one after another, sounding singlish and memory is profound. 广告语一句接着一句,听起来朗朗上口而又记忆深刻的。 These media reporters, do not understand the situation, but also really by Su Ming flickering, thinks that was really Su Ming drank Goddess of Mercy tea, woke immediately, therefore two aimed at the Goddess of Mercy tea, a crazy racket, and following inquiry, was mostly related with the Goddess of Mercy tea. 现场的那些媒体记者们,不明白情况,还真的被苏明给忽悠到了,以为真是苏明喝了一口观音茶,立马就醒过来了呢,于是一个两个对准了观音茶,一顿狂拍,并且接下来的提问,大多都是跟观音茶有关的。 Especially knew mysterious Eastern tea tree that a while ago cured the English empire queen disease, after is the Goddess of Mercy tea, these reporters cannot help but interested, even had forgotten today's subject is anything. 特别是得知了前段时间治好英吉利帝国女王疾病的神奇东方茶树,就是观音茶之后,这些记者们不由得就更加的感兴趣了,甚至已经忘记了今天的主题是什么。 Such, two were given the drift off of belt/bring by Su Ming completely. 就这么,一个两个全部被苏明给带的跑偏了。 Nearby Professor Li, the face cannot help but twitched two, looks at Su Ming with the strange look, suddenly without speech, in those present, besides Su Ming, it is estimated that only then Professor Li knows, this Goddess of Mercy tea in fact is Su Ming's industry. 一旁的李教授,面部不由得抽搐了两下,用怪异的眼神看着苏明,一时间没说话,在场的人里面,除了苏明之外,估计只有李教授知道,这观音茶实际上就是苏明的产业。 The heart said that you naturally were not sailors, your was the boss, Professor Li takes Su Ming, this situation can find dozen of advertisements the opportunity, then by such multimedia report, so long as raised slightly, it is estimated that effect on good was not good. 心说你当然不是水军了,你丫的是老板呀,李教授算是服了苏明,这种场合都能找到打广告的机会,回头被这么多媒体一报道,只要是稍微提一下,估计效果就好的不行。 Compared with has the advertisement in any television station, even if the national television broadcast station is useful, moreover nowadays everyone likes to believe with the health related thing. 比在任何电视台打广告,哪怕是国家电视台都有用,而且这年头大家就愿意相信跟健康有关的东西。 „Su Ming this boy, was really clever!” Shaking the head that Professor Li cannot bear said after a sigh. “苏明这小子,实在是太贼了！”李教授忍不住的摇头感叹道。 The quick media interviewed finished, today's harvest is very big, at least defeated the man (Han) Country Delegation, counter-attacked their provocation, next Ningcheng Medical college beamed with joy again, in the prestige, has to become the trend in Huaxia country's first medical school. 很快媒体采访就结束了,今天的收获很大,最起码战胜了汉国代表团,回击了他们的挑衅,其次宁城医科大学再次露脸,在声望上,已经有成为华夏国第一医学院的趋势了。 Although Su Ming also beams with joy, and caused a stir, in this society, everyone compares to be accustomed to forgetting, after some time, except for these doctors, most eating melon people Su Ming forgetting. 虽然苏明也露了脸,并且引起了一阵轰动,不过在这个社会,大家还是比较习惯于遗忘,一段时间之后,除了那些医生们,大多数的吃瓜群众就把苏明给忘记了。 Similarly after today this reportage, had good social impact, although did not have to say explicitly the cancer can cure, the man (Han) country patients who recovered made many cancer patients have the hope. 同样今天这个新闻报道出去了之后,产生了很良好的社会影响,虽然没有明确的说癌症可以治愈了,不过痊愈的汉国病人让众多癌症病人产生了希望。 After many people had the cancer, the mentality on the incomparable negativity, felt how oneself were casual to toss about dead, every so often the mentality affected to treat, this is not cracking a joke. 很多人得了癌症之后,心态就无比的消极,感觉自己随便怎么折腾都死定了,很多时候心态是非常影响治疗的,这可不是在开玩笑。 Moreover Su Ming's today's behavior, disseminated the hope to many cancer patients, invisible, accumulated a big merit. 而且苏明今天的行为,给众多癌症病人传播了希望,无形之中,积下了一笔大功德。 What is more important is ......... also free made each media have a wave of advertisement to the Goddess of Mercy tea, the sales volume keeping rose upward. 更重要的是………还免费的让各个媒体给观音茶打了一波广告,销量噌噌的不停往上涨。 ------ ------ After finishing these, time not early , conducted an exchange in the school with many experts, by evening time, Su Ming does not go home, went to Qin Shiyin the home directly. 忙完了这些之后,时候也不早了,又在学校里跟众多的专家们进行了一番交流,到了傍晚的时候,苏明就不回家了,直接去了秦诗音家中。 After making the dinner, Su Ming all conducted these vegetables/dishes the table, and with tray and so on thing covering, played a heat preservation the effect, was supposing Qin Shiyin a while should come back. 做好了晚饭之后,苏明把这些菜全都端到了桌子上,并且用盘子之类的东西给盖了起来,起到一个保温的效果,估摸着秦诗音一会儿就该回来了吧。 „---” “咔嚓---” Su Ming went to a bathroom, comes out, happen to saw that Qin Shiyin came back, after opening the door, Qin Shiyin was changing the slipper at this time. 苏明上了一个卫生间,才出来的时候,正好看到秦诗音回来了,推开门之后,秦诗音这时候正在换拖鞋。 Originally Su Ming wanted to say „came back”, but after looking at one next, Su Ming actually discovered that Qin Shiyin the mood did not seem like very high, especially took off shoes, Su Mingfa Qin Shiyin throws her high-heeled shoes on the ground presently directly, has not suspended in the shoes frame. 本来苏明想要开口说一句“回来了啊”,不过看了一下之后,苏明却发现秦诗音的情绪好像不是很高,特别是脱鞋的时候,苏明发现秦诗音直接把她的高跟鞋扔在了地上,并没有摆进鞋架里。 So a small movement, Su Ming actually judged, Qin Shiyin feared that was the mood is not quite good, because Qin Shiyin usually was not this appearance, all in her subordinate always such systematic. 如此一个微小的动作,苏明却判断出了,秦诗音怕是心情不太好,因为秦诗音平时不是这个样子的,一切在她的手下总是这么的井井有序。 „How is this?” “怎么了这是？” Su engages in introspection secretly strange, therefore proceeded the past, because of the reason of angle, Su Ming's past time, Qin Shiyin is happen to turning away from Su Ming. 苏明心中暗自奇怪,于是就往前走了过去,因为角度的原因,苏明过去的时候,秦诗音是正好背对着苏明的。 But Qin Shiyin in the head does not know that at this time is thinking anything, actually has not heard the sound of footsteps that hears behind, happen when Su Ming arrives at her behind, Qin Shiyin also changed the slipper, stood. 而秦诗音这时候脑袋里也不知在想什么东西,竟然没听到身后传来的脚步声,正好苏明走到她身后时,秦诗音也换好了拖鞋,才站起来。 „What's wrong, looked that your is not quite happy.” Su Ming patted Qin Shiyin the shoulder from behind gently, immediately says. “怎么了,看你心情不太好啊。”苏明从后面轻轻的拍了一下秦诗音的肩膀,随即开口说道。 For this time did not frighten to Qin Shiyin, Su Ming from the start on useless many strengths, but Qin Shiyin frightening. 这一次为了不吓唬到秦诗音,苏明压根就没用多少力气,不过还是把秦诗音给吓唬到了。 In a person mind is thinking deeply about a matter, suddenly by others bumping, indeed will be startled subconsciously. 当一个人脑海中正思索一件事的时候,突然被其他人给碰了一下,的确会下意识地一惊。 Qin Shiyin the response as if must be especially more intense, in the mouth called out in alarm one, immediately Qin Shiyin turned around fiercely, kept up with the time unexpectedly, raised an own knee subconsciously, the hard knee hit a Su Ming from top to bottom frailest place. 秦诗音的反应似乎要尤其的强烈一些,口中惊呼了一声,随即秦诗音猛地转身,竟然跟上次一样,下意识地就提了一下自己的膝盖,坚硬的膝盖撞到了苏明浑身上下最脆弱的一个地方。 „I scratch---” “我擦---” Encountered this type to attack for the second time, if memory serves, previous time in kitchen, was Su Ming bumped Qin Shiyin from behind, finally on the tragedy, has not thought that these was this time. 第二次遭遇到这种打击了,如果没记错的话,上一次是在厨房里,也是苏明从后面碰了秦诗音一下,结果就悲剧了,没想到这一次又是这样。 Su Ming has not thought ahead of time this matter, what shames, Su Ming as ancient martial, has not hidden Qin Shiyin this unexpectedly, was kicked a solidity. 苏明提前也没想到这回事,更羞辱的是,苏明身为一个古武者,竟然没躲掉秦诗音这一下,被踢了个结结实实。 Su Ming covered oneself pants crotch, the complexion is red, the facial features somewhat puzzled, fiercely a headache, making the Su Ming sore complexion somewhat change. 苏明捂住了自己的裤裆,面色通红,五官有些纠结,猛地一阵头疼,让苏明疼的脸色有些变了。 „Especially, for wool these skill one no matter used.” “特么的,为毛那些技能一个都不管用了。” When the fierce ache, Su Ming that called an egg to hurt, been able to bear scolded one, the wind female protecting shield? Stone person passive? Su Ming suspected oneself pulled out the false skill. 在剧烈疼痛的时候,苏明那叫一个蛋疼,忍不住的骂了一句,风女的护盾呢？石头人的被动呢？苏明怀疑自己抽到了假技能。
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