Picks this book, this time, Zhou Ze has not felt hot, instead has the feel that a mild ice seeped, what as if oneself takes is ancient jade. 将这个册子捡起来,这一次,周泽没觉得烫手,反而产生了一种温润冰沁的手感,仿佛自己拿着的是一块古玉。 Oneself and between this books, had a very strange relation probably. 自己和这个册子之间,像是产生了一种很诡异的联系。 Before Zhou Ze, has read some immortal hero novels, but this time feeling actually does not seem like the Buddhist musical instrument in immortal hero novel to recognize the lord and so on. 周泽以前也看过一些仙侠小说,但此时的感觉却不像是仙侠小说中的法器认主云云。 Book or book, 册子还是册子, He is he, 他还是他, But, to this thing, Zhou Ze had warm feelings from the heart inexplicably, looks like the picture that in a 30-year-old male hand took to shoot at age 35 to be the same. 但莫名地,对这个东西,周泽自心底产生了一种亲切感,就像是一个30岁的男子手里拿着自己35岁时拍的照片一样。 Strange, and incomparable familiar. 陌生,且无比的熟悉。 Lifts book p. 1, that boundless image picture raids again, Zhou Ze closes one's eyes, then, these chaotic things all disappear do not see. 掀开册子第一页,那种磅礴的影像画面再度袭来,周泽闭上眼,而后,那些杂乱无章的东西全都消失不见。 The previous time, oneself are instills into passively, 上一次,自己是被动地灌输, This time, oneself as if can control this mouth. 这一次,自己似乎可以去控制这个把口。 Finally, p. 1 lifts, above is a hand imprint, Zhou Ze not clear is own hand imprint others, now does not have the means to make the slight fingerprint comparison, but in fact, this hand imprint very strange, even Zhou Ze thought that in the world should no one have this hand imprint. 终于,第一页掀开,上面是一个手印,周泽不清楚是自己的手印还是别人的,现在也没办法做细微的指纹比对,但事实上,这个手印很是奇异,甚至周泽觉得世界上应该没有任何一个人有这种手印。 The hand imprint trace is very harmonious, cannot pick up the slight slight defect the harmony to you, and incomparable neatness, any detail achieved one type very felt comfortably. 手印纹路很和谐,和谐到你根本挑不出丝毫的瑕疵,且无比的工整,任何的细节都达成了一种很让人舒服的感觉。 Then below, is two fences. 下面,则是两栏。 The first column: Name: Zhou Ze. 第一栏:姓名:周泽。 The second column: Duty: Temporarily ghost messenger. 第二栏:职务:临时鬼差。 Actually, before Zhou Ze , the thought that this should be the so-called ghost messenger document, exactly said, is the netherworld document, after all netherworld is also a small society, the house sparrow, although slightly is fully equipped, ghost messenger merely part of duties. 其实,周泽之前就有一个念头了,这应该就是所谓的鬼差证件,确切的说,是阴司证件,毕竟阴司也是一个小社会,麻雀虽小五脏俱全,鬼差只是其中的一部分职务。 Initially Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang had discussed own present situation, a very clear point is, the status of oneself this temporary worker, was very subtle, was possibly brought to withstand/top the pot momentarily, moreover did not have the slight security and position safeguard. 当初周泽和许清朗讨论过自己的现状,很清晰的一点就是,自己这个临时工的身份,很微妙,随时可能被拿来顶锅,而且没有丝毫的安全以及地位保障。 When little loli previous return, faces own interpellation, she directly acknowledged this point. 小luoli上一次归来时,面对自己的质询,她直接承认了这一点。 Meanwhile, she drew a pie to oneself conveniently, and does not care about itself to be willing to eat from the start. 同时,她给自己随手画了一个大饼,且压根不在乎自己愿不愿意去吃。 Reasons for this include, oneself miss, is this document! 究其原因,自己差的,就是这个证件！ Has this document in the hand, oneself are not the illegal resident, 有这个证件在手,自己就不是黑户, The most important thing is, this document means oneself obtained so-called „checking attendance” table, looked like the establishment of imperial civil service examination system to be the same with the development in the ancient times, made a connection with the floor to the upper mobile channel. 最重要的是,这个证件意味着自己获得了所谓的“考勤”表,就像是古代科举制的创立和发展一样,打通了底层向上层流动的渠道。 Opens these months of bookstore, Zhou Ze crosses very sluggishly, actually not the Zhou Ze instinct so, but before is him the awkward status to him, does much easily wrong, does not do also no big matter. 开书店的这几个月,周泽过得很懒散,倒不是周泽天性如此,而是他以前的尴尬身份对于他来说,就是多做容易多错,不做也没什么大事儿。 Is similar more than ten 20 years ago the mentalities of these state-run unprofitable firms. 类似于十几二十年前那些国营亏损企业的心态。 Now, oneself at least can set a small target to oneself. 现在,自己至少可以给自己订个小目标。 Hundred million even, 一个亿就算了, But can through own effort, propose own rank hopefully upward. 但有希望可以通过自己的努力,把自己的级别往上提一提。 Is similar aids hometown folks 200 years of female ghost to practice successfully the merit in human world to Madam Bai that type to return to underworld to seek a family background, his Zhou Ze’s starts, is actually much better than Madam Bai. 类似于白夫人那种在人间护佑家乡父老两百年的女鬼都能修成功德回地狱谋求一个出身,他周泽的起步,其实比白夫人好得多。 However what lets some Zhou Ze uncomfortable is, why is the present position as before merely „temporary ghost messenger”? 不过让周泽有些不舒服的是,为什么自己现在的职位依旧仅仅是“临时鬼差”？ Zhou Ze is clear, this is not the heaven looked absolutely oneself „assiduous” „are diligent at king Shi” „doing one's best” „until my heart stops beating” in the face gives itself 周泽清楚,这绝对不是什么上天看自己“勤勉”“勤于王事”“鞠躬尽瘁”“死而后已”的面子上给自己 biu biu One sent a card, 的一下送来了一个证, Zhou Ze also clear before oneself fishes three days and dries the nets two days drinks tea to have a look at the novel to hug the work that in the bookstore Bai Yingying is sleeping every day in the evening, 周泽也清楚以自己之前三天打鱼两天晒网每天就在书店喝喝茶看看小说晚上搂着白莺莺睡觉的工作态度, The God did not lower the thunder to leave a loophole to the deducting dregs oneself this evil spirits directly together very much, how possibly still to reward itself at this time? 老天爷不直接降下一道雷霆把自己这个邪祟给劈成渣就已经很网开一面了,怎么可能还在这个时候奖励自己？ This is others' netherworld document, 这是别人的阴司证件, But was picked fortunately by oneself. 但凑巧被自己捡到了。 No, exactly said picking by Zheng Pingping, but Zheng Pingping was a living person, was the average person, she simply did not have the means to control this thing, even instead was affected by its, was messed up by it mental. 不,确切的说是被郑萍萍给捡到了,但郑萍萍是活人,是普通人,她根本没办法驾驭这个东西,甚至反而遭受其影响,被其弄乱了心智。 On stimulation that his mother dies from illness, this causes Zheng Pingping behavior to start abnormally. 恰逢其母病故的刺激,这才导致郑萍萍的行为开始失常。 Who she blurred herself is, because in this book recorded there are numerous similar cases the verdict of being reborn in paradise, was equal to making you read the lives of tens of thousands of person all of a sudden. 她模糊了自己是谁,因为这个册子里记载了不知凡几的往生者的判词,等于是让你一下子阅读成千上万人的人生。 manor Shengxiao the dream confuses the butterfly, or turns rotten Ke people to the township, basically described was this situation. 庄生晓梦迷蝴蝶,又或者到乡翻似烂柯人,基本形容的就是这个情况。 Lost itself, neglected all changes all around, you are a sand, a result river washes out, let alone others, where can yourself also find yourself? 迷失了自己,忽略了周遭的一切变化,你本是一粒沙,结果一条大河冲刷过来,别说别人了,你自己还能找到你自己在哪里么？ However, since now this thing to „stealing”, then should also mean that Zheng Pingping and this document cut off the relation, her psychological disease should be able quickly to restore is. 不过,既然现在自己把这个东西给“偷”了过来,那么应该也意味着郑萍萍和这个证件被斩断了联系,她的心理疾病应该能很快地恢复过来才是。 However, the key of issue is, former master who Zhou Ze does not think this thing, is one „temporary ghost messenger”. 不过,问题的关键是,周泽并不认为这个东西的前主人,也是一个“临时鬼差”。 A temporary ghost messenger performance table so exaggerating? 一个临时鬼差的业绩表如此的夸张？ That is underworld each model workers is the pioneer of times model? 那地狱各个都是劳模都是时代先锋楷模么？ Is motherfucker a workaholic? 都他娘的是工作狂？ Looks at little loli that sluggish appearance, she is actually similar to, otherwise is impossible to put the performance to lose to oneself does, oneself ran to make the extra income. 看小luoli那个懒散样子,她其实和自己差不多嘛,不然也不可能放着业绩丢给自己去做,自己跑去挣外快了。 Carefully looked, Zhou Ze discovered own name and in temporary ghost messenger originally position, light floccosoids, a little probably with the liquid paper has smudged the appearance. 仔细一看,周泽发现自己名字和临时鬼差原本位置上,有一层淡淡的白斑,有点像是用修正液涂抹过的样子。 Zhou Ze put out a hand to rub rubbing, even also blows with oneself nail, but anything has not blown, floccosoids or floccosoids. 周泽伸手去搓了搓,甚至还用自己指甲刮了刮,但是什么都没刮下来,白斑还是白斑。 This let some Zhou Ze suspect obsessions, truth below of floccosoids, 这让周泽有些犯强迫症了,真相就在白斑的下面, Here should write the information of this document original master, but that original master fart, oneself had possibly inherited this document, but the document government position and other information on also therefore by „revolution”. 原本这里应该是写着这个证件原主人的信息,只不过那个原主人很可能已经嘎屁了,自己继承了这个证件,而证件上的官职等信息也因此而被“刷新”。 Zhou Ze is even thinking after returning to the bookstore, called Bai Yingying to try Tide laundry powder to give a try to rub. 周泽甚至想着回书店后叫白莺莺试试汰渍洗衣粉试试看能不能搓掉。 The book has several pages, when Zhou Ze turns to p. 2, what visible is very simple one line of characters: 册子有好几页,当周泽翻到第二页时,看见的是很简单的一行字: „Percentage eight” “百分八” „This experiences the strip?” Zhou Ze puts out a hand to touch own nose subconsciously. “这是经验条？”周泽下意识地伸手摸了摸自己的鼻子。 Actually, the ancient China also has „score” the expression, did not certainly add a horizontal line by the Arabic numerals denominator member who the present people used the way, but was described directly in this manner. 其实,中国古代也早就有“分数”的表达了,当然不是以现在人们用的阿拉伯数字分母分子加一横线的方式,而是直接以这种方式进行形容。 «Records of the Grand Historian Day Published collection of laws» has „...... three points two...... nine points eight......” mode of writing, „three points two” are „2/3”, „nine points eight” is „8/9”. 《史记・天官书》就有“……三分二……九分八……”的写法,“三分二”就是“三分之二”,“九分八”就是“九分之八”。 Here percentage eight, is 8% meanings. 这里的百分八,也就是百分之八的意思。 Zhou Ze shakes the head, somewhat blushes with shame, before also thought that little loli is loaf the anger of being slack in work to be somewhat indifferent to oneself, thought she makes a fuss over a trifling matter. 周泽摇摇头,有些汗颜,之前自己还觉得小luoli对自己偷懒消极怠工的愤怒有些无所谓,觉得她是小题大做。 But since the present, oneself these two months, only made temporary ghost messenger end of mission 8%, 但现在来看,自己这俩月以来,只做了临时鬼差任务完成度的百分之八, Truly suffices to be lazy. 确实够懒的。 Simultaneously Zhou Ze is also thinking at heart, this means that if other 92% give to complete, collects a percentage hundred, own „temporary ghost messenger” can status be put on regular status? 同时周泽心里也在想着,这是否意味着如果自己把另外的百分之九十二给完成,凑个百分百,自己的“临时鬼差”身份就能转正了？ Turns from the contract worker has the establishment? 从合同工变成有编制的？ Before Zhou Ze, does not regard as important to this very much, he even in the person of drill toward the system disdained to these in the ancestors wholeheartedly very much, some oneself schoolmates, in the family/home spent several hundred thousand operations, finally went, then every month with 2,000-3,000 wages, felt as before oneself were a cut above others deliciously, thinks that other still fought for the enterprise outside or the schoolmates of going north broad struggle are working. 周泽以前对这个并不是很看重,他甚至在上辈子对那些一心往体制里钻的人很不屑,自己有些同学,家里花了几十万运作,终于进去了,然后每个月拿2,000-3,000的工资,却依旧觉得自己高人一等美滋滋,认为其他还在外面打拼事业或者在北上广奋斗的同学都是打工的。 But now, Zhou Ze to removing „temporary” two characters, enters in the underworld system, has very profound urgent sense! 但现在,周泽对去掉“临时”两个字,进入地狱体制内,有着很深刻的迫切感！ This means the security sense, means whether oneself can sleep tonight steadily does not need to be worried unable to see tomorrow's Sun. 这意味着安全感,意味着自己是否能够在今晚稳稳地睡觉不用担心看不见明天的太阳。 Perhaps, oneself before these such schoolmates, for this security sense, after all, all various trades and professions, nothing compared with a secured job calmer and steadier trade. 或许,自己以前那些这样子的同学,也是为了这种安全感吧,毕竟,三百六十行,没什么比铁饭碗更安稳的行当。 Zhou Ze also wants to turn to the next page, actually discovery following several paper agglutinations in one, how whatever oneself go minute unable to separate. 周泽还想翻到下一页,却发现下面的几张纸粘合在了一起,任凭自己如何去分都分不开。 Perhaps, 或许, Because of the present rank, how many page of news of later absolutely doesn't have the qualifications to examine? 是因为自己现在的级别,之后几页的讯息根本就没资格查看？ Received the document, Zhou Ze extended one to stretch. 收起了证件,周泽伸了一个懒腰。 Wang Ke also that side next door bedroom, Zheng Pingping already regained consciousness, and resumed the consciousness slowly, Wang Ke is very excited is also very excited, as a senior psychiatrist, he can catch this time Zheng Pingping condition to change for the better keenly rapidly! 王轲还在隔壁卧室那边,郑萍萍已经苏醒过来,且缓缓地恢复了意识,王轲很激动也很兴奋,作为一名资深心理医师,他能敏锐地捕捉到此时郑萍萍的状态正在飞速地好转！ He does not know that is what reason creates, but he subconsciously in setting „appearance diligently”. 他不知道是什么原因造成的,但他下意识地在做出“努力的样子”。 Zhou Ze went out of the studio, lit cigarette, is thinking at heart after returning to the bookstore, how must exert oneself, later is all right to do to be placed incenses and candles to make the cold food attraction in the bookstore entrance to fool around. 周泽走出了画室,又点了一根烟,心里想着回书店后要如何如何奋发,以后没事儿做就在书店门口摆个香烛弄点冷食吸引一些鬼混进来。 When the time comes no matter 3721, all send in the underworld reincarnation to go. 到时候甭管三七二十一,全都送入地狱投胎去。 For example previous that wanted to accompany the son college entrance examination to end under the underworld mother, Zhou Ze will bump into again next time is impossible waving to make her leave at will. 比如上次那位想要陪着儿子高考完再下地狱的母亲,周泽下次碰到就不可能随意挥挥手让她自己离开了。 You can say that this somewhat will be unreasonable, but the primitive accumulation itself of capital so bloody. 你可以说这会有些不近人情,但资本的原始积累本就是这般的血腥。 To soon be put on regular status, 为了早日转正, Zhou Ze will really act in a self-serving manner. 周泽真的会为所欲为的。 At this moment, Zhou Ze sees that side the stairway, the Wang Ke’s wife and that young steward stood there seem like saying anything, Zhou Ze is not near, but in the ear caught „when to do hair again” and other phrases. 就在这时,周泽看见在楼梯口那边,王轲的妻子和那位年轻管家站在那里像是在说着什么,周泽没靠太近,但耳朵里捕捉到了“什么时候再做头发”等字眼。 Moreover to be honest, looked that the Wang Ke wife makes the calm expression at this time charmingly, all were also self-evident. 而且说心里话,看王轲妻子此时略带娇羞强做镇定的表情,一切也就不言而喻了。 Before stewards of modern and different, this is a new occupation . Moreover the income is quite high, generally will also be similar this premium residential district to have the modern steward equipment, will be the senior service personnel, its acting almighty will be as good as more than ten years ago in people eyes „stewardess”. 现代的管家和以前不同,这是一个新型的职业,而且收入颇高,一般也就类似这种高档住宅区才会有现代管家配备,算是高级服务人员,其B格不亚于十多年前人们眼中的“空姐”。 Zhou Ze will certainly not run to shout loudly, denounces severely „the adulterer Y woman”, the Wang Ke estimate was to guess correctly anything, but his litigant, since did not puncture intentionally, Zhou Ze this bystander have no reason to help. 周泽当然不会跑去大喊大叫,痛斥“奸夫Y妇”,王轲估计是猜出到了什么,但他这个当事人既然故意不戳破,周泽这个外人也就没理由去帮什么忙。 But as sending to be small, Wang Ke by cuckold, Zhou Ze can also certainly at heart some uncomfortable. 但作为发小,王轲被绿了,周泽心里当然也会有些不舒服。 Mr. Zheng is standing in the balcony is smoking the cigar, his expression relaxes slightly, because Wang Ke just to him said that own daughter's condition had enormous improvement. 郑先生正站在阳台上抽着雪茄,他的表情稍有放松,因为王轲刚刚对他说自己女儿的病情有了极大的好转。 „Where does Mr. slow take a higher position?” Mr. Zheng had the thoughts and Zhou Ze at this time chats several words. “徐先生在哪里高就？”郑先生这时候才有心思和周泽聊几句话。 „Opens a library.” “开个书斋。” Zhou Ze replied. 周泽回答道。 Without the means that facing this type of big rich merchant, you can only install act like a pretentious prick in the lofty aspect. 没办法,面对这种大富商,你只能在高雅方面装装逼了。 „oh, very good to be very good, has the opportunity I to visit.” Mr. Zheng polite. “哦,很好很好,有机会我会去拜访的。”郑先生客气了一句。 Zhou Ze is takes advantage of opportunity to ask: „Was Miss Zheng just the size then incontinence? Below no talent, is skilled in some recuperation mind and body solidly this to cultivate the Yuan formula.” 周泽则是顺势问道:“郑小姐刚刚是大小便失禁了么？在下不才,精通一些调理心身固本培元的方子。” Zheng Mr. hears word, the complexion sinks suddenly, he is the big rich merchant, naturally can not lack the Chinese medicine, what he is angry was Zhou Ze is in front of his to say unexpectedly own daughter size then incontinence! 郑先生闻言,脸色忽然一沉,他是大富商,当然会不缺好中医,他生气的是周泽居然当着他的面说自己女儿大小便失禁！ Obviously merely urine incontinence one time, 明明只是尿失禁了一次, And does not have the excrement! 而且没有屎！ „Thanked the good intention of Mr. Zheng, daughter merely spiritually was somewhat tired, on body no issue.” “谢谢郑先生的好意了,小女只是精神上有些倦怠,身体上没有什么问题。” Put out a hand not to hit the smiling face person, Zhou Ze said that must offer the formula help, Mr. Zheng naturally cannot to a Zhou Ze round of anger. 伸手不打笑脸人,周泽说要献方子帮忙,郑先生自然不能对周泽发怒火。 On the Zhou Ze face revealed the color of very obvious surprise, said: 周泽脸上露出了很是明显的诧异之色,道: „No? But who the steward just obviously there and said that this is coming, said in the young lady pants crotch is......” “没有么？但管家刚刚明明在那里和谁说这个来着,说小姐裤裆里全是……” At this point, 说到这里, Zhou Ze realized as if like this said ungraceful is inappropriate, immediately hit, said: 周泽意识到了似乎这样说不雅也不合适,当即打了个哈哈,道: „Young lady is all right well, is all right well.” “小姐没事就好,没事就好。”