Cremation? 火化？ Cremation? 火化？ Cremation? 火化？ If not the present takes possession under the condition unable to move, 如果不是现在附身状态下无法动弹的话, Boss Zhou estimated that will be really direct an old blood to spurt! 周老板估计真的会直接一口老血喷出来！ Is gathering the last next generation, is so predestined friends with the cremation? 合着自己上下辈子,就和火化如此有缘是吧？ Random under looks for an appropriate body to take possession to rest temporarily, 随机之下找个合适的身体暂时附身休息一下, Just completed life's first spa not to enjoy this aftertaste, 刚做完人生第一次spa还没享受完这余韵, Can be advanced the crematory? 就得被推进焚化炉？ Previous time under having condition of consciousness, was rescued is transferred is encoffinned the makeup to be mourned sends in the process of crematory, 上一次在有意识的状态下,被抢救被移送被殓妆被哀悼被送入焚化炉的过程, Almost has become the Zhou Ze’s heart demon. 几乎已经成了周泽的心魔了。 That experience, is the average man the fear that is inconceivable, particularly was advanced that flash of crematory in oneself, 那种体验,是常人难以想象的恐惧,尤其是在自己被推进焚化炉的那一刹那, That type constrains, 那种压抑, That aggrievedness, 那种憋屈, Makes the person collapse sufficiently! 足以让人崩溃！ Until now, 至今, Is the traumas that Zhou Ze is unable to erase. 都是周泽无法抹去的心理阴影。 „Good, Manager Zhao, starts.” “好的,赵馆长,开始吧。” The voice of woman sounds very sad sorrowful, 女人的声音听起来很是伤心悲痛, Should be a pitiful widow. 应该是一个可怜的未亡人吧。 The hospital gurney of sensation under to body starts to be promoted, 感知到身下的担架车开始被推动起来, Zhou Ze really wants to smile oh, 周泽真的很想笑哦, If possible, really wants that drawing of own within the body from „bed”, 如果可以的话,真想把自己体内的那位从“床上”拉起来, Come, 来, Gave you, 交给你了, You live, 你来活吧, Let me finish, 让我结束吧, Immediately must be baked by two degrees, 马上要被二度烧烤了, This day really cannot be too much. 这日子真的有点过不下去了。 Or do we trade? 要不咱俩换换？ You come out to live, I live, 你出来活,我住进去, Is all right to do can also froth over to ask you to chat to install act like a pretentious prick? 没事做还能冒个泡找你聊聊天装装逼？ However, this also merely thinks that being deliberately bad has, but was deliberately bad unable to solve the problem. 不过,这也只是想想而已,自暴自弃是有的,但自暴自弃解决不了问题。 Zhou Ze starts to be separated from this body desperately, 周泽开始拼命地想要脱离这具身体, This lounge don't I need also inadequate? 这间休息室我不待了还不成么？ I change a place to treat. 我换个地方待。 At the worst drifts a while again randomly. 或者,大不了再随机漂泊一会儿。 Side, started to play the Buddhist music. 旁边,开始放起了佛教音乐。 Obviously, 显然, Soon started. 快要开始了。 After the conveyer belt of sensation under hospital gurney and crematory to own docks to be successful, 当感知到自己身下的担架车和焚化炉的传送带对接成功后, Zhou Ze is almost goes all out to start to struggle. 周泽几乎是拼了命地开始挣扎起来。 He has the body of reincarnating into another’s body, therefore this body he does not have the means to enter and control completely, Zhou Ze remembers that Cuihua and some evil spirits have the method to control some bodies actually. 他已经有借尸还魂的身体了,所以这具身体他没办法完全进入和操控,周泽记得翠花和一些厉鬼们倒是有法子可以操控一些身体的。 But eats the person of pork to be many, 但吃过猪肉的人很多, Sees the pig to run in the person who on the plastic racetrack runs are not many. 见过猪跑在塑胶赛道上跑的人不多啊。 „kacha......” “咔嚓……” The gate of crematory was opened. 焚化炉的门被打开了。 This was equal to aggravating stimulated to Zhou Ze’s, 这等于是加重了对周泽的刺激, „kuāng dāng”, “哐当”一声, It is not outside sound, 不是外面的声音, But is the sound that in the body makes, 而是身体内发出的声响, Probably unknowingly, 像是在不经意间, Slid probably the Zhou Ze sensation to own consciousness. 周泽感知到自己的意识好像滑进去了。 „Hand, hand in!” “手在动,手在动！” „Looks quickly, hand in!” “快看,手在动！” „Person has not died, the person has not died!” “人没死,人没死！” Outside heard screams, 外面传来了一阵惊呼声, Possibly, 可能, Staff who works regarding the funeral parlor, they had heard actually the hearsay when some people were delivered to the funeral parlor cremates suddenly regains consciousness, story that the person has not actually died, 对于殡仪馆里工作的员工来说,他们倒是听说过有人被送到殡仪馆火化时忽然苏醒的传闻,人其实没死的故事, But to them, 但对于他们本人来说, This is first meeting. 这还是第一次碰见。 „Husband, you are also living, you are also living!” “老公,你还活着,你还活着么！” The widows threw on Zhou Ze, 未亡人扑到了周泽身上, Starts to weep and wail. 开始哭喊起来。 .................. ……………… The people were shifted from the funeral parlor, 人被从殡仪馆里转移了出来, Zhou Ze even can feel as if even that type of depressing air becomes cheerful. 周泽甚至可以感受到似乎连那种压抑的空气都变得欢快了许多。 Was lifted up a car(riage), the vehicle started quickly. 被抬上了一辆车,车子很快发动。 Surrounding that noisy environment also all of a sudden peaceful. 周围的那种嘈杂环境也一下子安静了下来。 In car(riage), 车里, In addition own words possibly also on three people, this is Zhou Ze distinguishes from the sound of footsteps. 加上自己的话可能也就三个人吧,这是周泽从脚步声上分辨出来的。 Seemed like itself to trigger anything, 似乎是自己触发了什么东西, Caused oneself control to this body to increase little, 导致自己对这具身体的控制权加大了一点点, But with the original body, 但和自己原本的身体, oh no, 哦不, Is the Xu Le’s body or cannot compare. 是徐乐的身体还是不能比。 „Hasn't died thoroughly?” “没死透？” Driver some that front drives do not dare to believe that 前面开车的司机有些不敢置信, „How can not die?” “怎么会没死呢？” „............” Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽。 This saying, 这话, Sounds, 听起来, Strange. 怪怪的啊。 „ I don't know either, I am very also chaotic, I look helplessly he must be advanced the crematory immediately, I can be extricated immediately, can obtain the new life. “我也不知道,我现在也很乱,我眼睁睁地看着他马上要被推进焚化炉了,我马上就可以得到解脱了,可以获得新的人生了。 But when was being advanced the crematory, 但就在被推进焚化炉时, His finger moved suddenly, 他的手指忽然动了一下, Bastards, 王八蛋, Why he has not died thoroughly! 为什么他还没死透！ I really want to shove open the staff at that time, gave to force in the crematory him personally burning down! ” 我当时真想推开工作人员,亲自把他给塞进焚化炉了烧掉！” „............” Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽。 Boss Zhou a little loves dearly by the bro that oneself take possession, 周老板有点心疼被自己附身的这哥们儿, Because said just that words is not others, 因为说刚刚那番话的不是别人, But was that previously put calls out in alarm „husband you also to live” is seeming like especially the love widow. 而是那个先前扑在身上惊呼“老公你还活着啊”看起来格外恩爱的未亡人。 Brothers, 兄弟, You made the big evil, 你这是造了多大的孽啊, Does the wife look forward to you dead? 老婆这么巴不得你去死？ Moreover looked tone that driver spoke, 而且看那个司机说话的口吻, Really is the love is together the light, is green you to feel nervous. 真的是爱是一道光,绿得你发慌。 „Manages him dead, I will not deliver to the hospital him, ok, I first give to choke to death him now, no matter he is also living, I give him to confirm a cause of death!” “管他到底死没死,我是不会把他送到医院去的,算了,我现在先把他给掐死了吧,不管他到底还活不活着,我给他确认个死法！” „Behind , you have not seen the car(riage) that follows, your family's relatives follow in behind, they must accompany are going to the hospital together! Our parents also received the message, originally they do not dare to attend son's funeral, now heard that your elder brother lived, had gone out toward the hospital catches up!” “不可以,不可以,你没看见后面跟着的车么,你家的亲戚都在后面跟着,他们要陪着一起去医院的！还有咱爸妈也收到消息了,本来他们不敢来参加自己儿子的葬礼的,现在听说你哥活过来了,已经出门往医院赶了！” Adheres to stick cohere this my dear friend Zhou Ze of cannot bear in the heart in „old king Next door” sighs, 附着在“老王隔壁”这位仁兄身上的周泽在心底忍不住地叹气, This story, 这故事, More and more stimulated splendidly, 越来越精彩刺激了啊, Your younger brother and your wife, 你弟弟和你媳妇儿, Really is Fei Shui has not flowed the bystander field. 还真是肥水不流外人田。 What a pity you hang now, otherwise I must know to you I best friend Wang Ke Shao. 可惜你现在挂了,否则我要把我最好的朋友介王轲绍给你认识认识。 „But cannot go to the hospital, we said to the outside was the heart disease arises suddenly, what to do goes to the hospital to inspect to be poisoned by some chance?” “但也不能去医院啊,我们对外说是心脏病突发,去医院万一检查出来是中毒了怎么办？” The voice of man becomes very intense. 男子的声音变得十分紧张起来。 „What to do you asked me, how I know! How I know!” “你问我怎么办,我怎么知道！我怎么知道！” The women shouted hysteric. 女人歇斯底里地喊了起来。 „Is you, is you make me feed him to drink that is you, blames you! I said early this not, will have problems!” “都是你,是你让我喂他喝那个的,是你,都怪你！我早说这样不可以的,会出问题的！” The women started a minute of pot. 女人开始分锅了。 „, You added these to be useful at this time, the medicine is I takes, the person is you feeds, we cannot be inseparable from!” “都这个时候了,你还说这些有什么用,药是我拿的,人是你喂的,我们都脱不了干系！” Male is actually very sane. 男的倒是挺理智的。 „ You open slowly, opens slowly, I call the friend of mine, right, do not go to an institute, goes to three institutes, before is me, goes to work that hospital that there. “你开慢一点,开慢一点,我打电话给我的朋友,对了,不要去一院,去三院,就是我以前在那里上班的那个医院。 I telephone to arrange, 我打电话安排一下, All right, all right, so long as he died, we will not have the matter! 没事的,没事的,只要他死了,我们不会有事的！ You a bit faster, confirmed he died, hurries to confirm, so long as delivers to the hospital, confirmed that he had died, the hospital will not make the autopsy, cannot. 你快点,确认他死了,赶紧确认,只要送到医院,确认他已经死了,医院不会做尸体解剖的,不会的。 I drive. ” 我来开车。” The women were also calm, changed the driving position with the man. 女人也冷静了下来,和男人换了驾驶位。 This is a commercial van, the space is actually very big. 这是一辆商务面包车,空间其实挺大的。 Male this time arrived at side Zhou Ze, he first pasted oneself ear in the Zhou Ze chest position, he has not heard the heartbeat, the hand also placed the Zhou Ze tip of the nose, no sensation to breath. 男的这个时候则是走到了周泽身边,他先把自己的耳朵贴在了周泽胸口位置,他没听到心跳声,手也放在了周泽鼻尖,也没感知到呼吸。 How to see is a deceased person! 怎么看都是一个死人嘛！ At this moment, 就在这时, The eyes of man stared, 男子的眼睛瞪住了, Because he saw oneself elder brother's corpse right middle finger to set upright slowly! 因为他看见自己哥哥的尸体右手中指慢慢地竖了起来！ „Raised” “凸” „Ahhh!!!!!!!!!” “啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！” The men screamed, 男人尖叫了起来, Has not died, 没死, The people have not really died, 人真的没死, Has not really died!!! 真的没死啊！！！ The Elder Brother is also really living, 哥哥真的还活着, Also living! 还活着！ „Sister-in-law, the ehime, the ehime, he has not really died, my brother has not really died, he pointed at just moved, but also to me, to me ............” “嫂子,爱媛,爱媛,他真的没死,我哥真的没死,他手指刚刚动了,还对我,对我…………” „That kills him!” “那就弄死他啊！” The women screamed. 女人尖叫道。 Do not blame these two people now being so flurried not handles, 不要怪这两个人现在这般慌乱无措, Really before is this funeral service opens the result delivered to the crematory , the person suddenly „lived” the matter, 实在是这种哀悼会都开完了结果送到焚化炉前时人忽然“活了”的这件事, In this world has experienced person, is really very few. 这个世界上经历过的人,真的是少之又少。 And, 而且, This person, 这人, They kill. 还是他们害死的。 Even if the ice-cold killer, facing this aspect estimated that can feel helpless, these two people, 哪怕是再冰冷的杀手,面对这个局面估计都会觉得手足无措吧,这两个人, It is not right, 不对, This pair of people's performance is very terrific. 这一对狗男女的表现已经很棒了。 „Right, kills him, kills him!” “对,弄死他,弄死他！” The men put out a hand to seize oneself elder brother's neck subconsciously. 男子下意识地伸手掐住了自己哥哥的脖子。 Was restrained the Zhou Ze sensation to own neck, 周泽感知到自己脖子被勒住了, Whispered at heart: 心里嘀咕道: „Younger brother, I urged you to be good.” “弟弟,我劝你善良。” Female drives while to look through the rear view mirror in the future, immediately scolds: 女的一边开车一边通过后视镜在往后看,马上骂道: „Must send to the hospital, what to do do you pinch the trace to come? Your this does not keep the evidence intentionally!” “要送去医院了,你掐出痕迹来怎么办？你这不是故意留证据么！” Once sends to the hospital, even if the person died, but doctor, if discovered that on the neck will have mark definitely to suspect, so long as will make a simple autopsy, can determine the general cause of death. 一旦送去医院,哪怕人死了,但医生如果发现脖子上有勒痕的话肯定会怀疑的,只要做个简单的尸检,就能确定大概的死亡原因了。 „Right, right, cannot pinch the trace!” “对,对,不能掐出痕迹！” The men glance right and left in a panic, take up a towel on seat, directly covered to elder brother's nose and mouth that side, his both hands press above, does not dare to make an effort, but guaranteed sufficiently the Elder Brother is unable to breathe. 男子仓惶地左顾右盼,拿起座位上的一条毛巾,直接对着自己哥哥的鼻子和嘴那边捂了下去,他的双手压在上面,不敢太用力,但足以确保哥哥无法呼吸。 „ Elder Brother, you die, you die quickly!!!!!! “哥哥,你死啊,你快死啊！！！！！！ The younger brother asked you, you died quickly, a bit faster death!!!! ” 弟弟求你了,你快死啊,快点死吧！！！！” The men shout. 男子喊道。 Suffocates the transmission, 窒息感传来, Zhou Ze feels somewhat uncomfortably, 周泽觉得有些难受, But has not been in that type is uncomfortable is unable from already the degree. 但还没到那种难受得无法自已的程度。 Zhou Ze understands, 周泽明白, This body because of joining of his soul, stimulated the little activeness from the complete death condition, the condition of but playing dead, was equivalent to „turtle breath merit” that situation. 这具身体因为他的灵魂的加入,从完全死亡状态激发出了一点点的活性,但还是假死的状态,相当于“龟息功”的那种情况。 But in fact, 而实际上, Human actually breathes by the mouth and nose not only, the pore of whole body can actually breathe, particularly when the body is also at the consumption demand of playing dead condition to oxygen is actually not big, is covered the mouth and nose on the contrary not to have the too major problem. 人类其实不光是靠口鼻去呼吸,全身上下的毛孔其实都可以呼吸,尤其是在身体还处于假死状态对氧气的消耗需求其实不大的时候,被捂住口鼻反倒是没太大的问题。 After roughly a quarter of an hour, the woman shouts: 大概一刻钟后,女人喊道: „Front was a hospital, died?” “前面就是医院了,死了没有？” The following several relative's car(riage) with too tightly, the woman wants to be intentionally slow is not impossible, feared that causes the suspicion of relatives. 后面的几辆亲戚的车跟得太紧,女人想故意慢下来都不可能,怕引起亲戚们的怀疑。 „Died ............” “死了吧…………” The men cannot be too definite, 男人也不敢太确定, He is pressing the towel all the way desperately, is an elephant, should also be given to feel stifled by him? 他一路上都在拼命压着毛巾,就是一头大象,应该也被他给憋死了吧？ He loosens the hand, 他松开手, Takes down the towel, 把毛巾取下来, Also took up the towel to scratch sweat bead on the frontal eminence subconsciously, 还下意识地拿起毛巾擦了擦自己额角上的汗珠子, He flowed too much perspiration, 他流了太多的汗, 10% is comes out hotly, 10%是热出来的, 90% frighten. 90%是吓出来的。 However after he realized what takes is what towel, 不过当他意识到拿的是什么毛巾后, Immediately towel losing, 马上把毛巾给丢了出去, Made an effort to scratch own face with the hand, 用手使劲地擦了擦自己的脸, Unlucky unlucky, 晦气晦气, Real his mother is unlucky! 真他妈晦气！ merely, when he looks again to lying down in the Elder Brother on seat, 只是,当他再看向躺在座椅上的哥哥时, Made his panic-stricken one appear, 令他惊恐的一幕出现了, Had been covered the Elder Brother of mouth and nose by oneself, 已经被自己捂了一路口鼻的哥哥, Suddenly opened the right eye, 忽然睁开了右眼, Also to him, 还对他, Winked! 眨了一下！