The intense dizziness feeling raids, brings little dizzy, the feelings of some disgusting gastric disorders ; 强烈的眩晕感袭来,带着一点点的头昏脑涨,还有些许恶心反胃的感觉; Suddenly, 忽然间, As if the sky shone was the same, in the field of vision all was the white of bright eye. 仿佛天都亮了一样,视野里全是亮眼的白色。 „Hū ..................” “呼………………” secure attorney sat fiercely, 安律师猛地坐了起来, Simultaneously deeply inspires, 同时深吸一口气, Looked like a being drowned person just to surface, has intense greedy to the air. 就像是一个溺水的人刚刚浮出水面,对空气有着强烈的贪婪。 Even if the first time were not from underworld to the world of the living, process that but this turning back ran each time, as before very difficult custom ; 哪怕不是第一次从地狱到阳间了,但每次这种折返跑的过程,依旧很难习惯; Uncomfortable, 难受, Especially uncomfortable. 格外的难受。 The sky is bright, 天是亮的, In the top of the head is one with the simple small shed that the branch and bushes pile, 头顶上是一个用树枝和茅草堆起来的简易小棚子, secure attorney discovered oneself are lying down in the ice-cold hard crushed stone, 安律师发现自己正躺在冰冷坚硬的碎石上, No wonder oneself back is so sore, 怪不得自己后背这么酸疼, Mother, 妈的, Lies down one to leave behind the old ailment of arthritis perhaps here late. 在这儿躺一晚说不定得留下关节炎的病根。 Looked at side one again, 再看了一眼身边, What lying down is Zhou Ze. 躺着的是周泽。 Under the Zhou Ze body fronted a grass bed, 周泽身下垫了一层草床, Middle also bed bedding, even pillow, even the both sides have several hot-water bottles! 中间还有一床被褥,甚至还有枕头,甚至两侧还有几个热水袋！ secure attorney was despondent. 安律师抑郁了。 At this time, Bai Yingying walked exactly, looked Attorney secure sat, the pleasant surprise said: 这时,白莺莺恰好走了进来,一看安律师坐了起来,惊喜道: „Attorney secure, your finally sudden rising.” “安律师,你终于诈尸啦。” „............” Attorney secure. “…………”安律师。 More despondent. 更抑郁了。 „Yo, old secure awoke.” “哟,老安醒了啊。” old daoist also walked, the squatting lower part of the body, some doubts said: „How hasn't the boss awaked?” 老道也走了进来,蹲下身,有些疑惑道:“怎么老板还没醒？” „Yes, hasn't Attorney secure, why our bosses awaked?” “是啊,安律师,为什么我们老板还没醒？” Yingying somewhat has doubts looks to secure attorney. 莺莺有些疑惑地看向安律师。 „Without awaking, how possibly, we to leave together ............” “没醒,怎么可能啊,我们一起出…………” secure attorney does not speak suddenly, 安律师忽然不说话了, „Come, Boss, favors my movement, learns from me, first ............” “来,老板,看好我的动作,跟我学,先…………” Then, 然后, Did oneself return from the grave? 自己就还阳了？ Hiss!!!! 嘶！！！！ secure attorney holds breath cold air, 安律师倒吸一口凉气, Oneself have not taught the method that the boss the fixed point comes back to life with enough time! 自己还没来得及教给老板定点还魂的方法！ Ended ended, 完了完了, Right now ends, 这下子完了, Boss definitely by random distribution. 老板肯定被随机分配了。 „Attorney secure, you said quickly, where the boss did go to?” “安律师,你快说呀,老板到底去哪里了？” Yingying somewhat worries to ask. 莺莺有些着急地问道。 If the boss awoke Attorney secure dead, 如果老板醒了安律师死了, She does not have to worry now like this. 她都没现在这样着急。 „This ............” Attorney secure somewhat hesitates, but said: „ Boss, went to outside to take a stroll. “这…………”安律师有些踌躇,但还是道:“老板,去外面溜达了。 He said that he treated all day in the reading room went bad stuffily, therefore wants to experience beyond the soul roaming day that Taoism said while this opportunity. 他说他整天待在书屋里闷坏了,所以想趁着这个机会去体验一下道家所说的魂游天外。 Un, 嗯, He experienced to live. ” 他去体验生活去了。” „How possibly!” “怎么可能！” Yingying called out directly: 莺莺直接叫道: „ Boss a he that lazy person, “老板他那么懒的一个人, Possibly how not to come back to hug others to sleep, 怎么可能不回来抱着人家睡觉, But outside runs to go to take a stroll? ” 而是跑去外面溜达？” „............” Attorney secure. “…………”安律师。 Yes, 是啊, Such a lazy person, 这么懒的一个人, In a hurry, 仓促间, Own this excuse pinched wrong. 自己这借口捏错了啊。 „Oh, leaving sharply should not be anxious, the boss should also return from the grave, the general position, possibly nearby this, we looks to look that directed to return to the mortal body to have no issue his soul.” “唉,别急别急,老板应该也还阳了,大概位置,可能就在这附近吧,我们找找看吧,把他灵魂引过来重新回归肉身就没什么问题了。” „In, nearby where? We look immediately!” “在附近,附近哪里？我们马上去找！” old daoist made a loyal and devoted gesture. 老道做出了一副忠心耿耿的姿态。 „This poor Daoist must go to shouting the soul of boss.” “贫道要去把老板的魂给喊回来。” „Possibly in this mountain, possibly in this city, or in this province, relax, the too big range, should not in the eastern China.” “可能就在这山里,也可能在这个市里,或者在这个省里,放心,不会太大的范围的,应该就在华东地区吧。” Just went out of the small shed to prepare to go out to the boss shouted that old daoist figure direct of soul staggered, 刚走出小棚子准备出门给老板喊魂的老道身形直接一个趔趄, Almost falls down. 差点摔倒在地。 The range is not very big, 范围不是很大, Also on the eastern China? 也就华东地区？ Yingying picked up a leather whip from the ground at this time suddenly, this leather whip Attorney secure recognizes, is that beforehand Zhou Ze picks. 莺莺这个时候忽然从地上捡起一条皮鞭,这条皮鞭安律师认得,是之前周泽捡起来的那个。 „We now, first look for the boss.” “我们现在,先去找老板。” Yingying is clenching teeth saying that 莺莺咬着牙说道, Simultaneously deeply looked at an Attorney secure, 同时深深地看了一眼安律师, The female zombie knows that at this time does not need to go to the internal strife and pursues the responsibility, 女僵尸知道这个时候没必要去内讧和追责, But this look is very clear, 但这个眼神很明白, If the boss really has an accident finally, 如果老板最后真的出了什么事儿, She can go all out with Attorney secure! 她会和安律师拼命！ secure attorney wants to argue, 安律师很想辩解一下, God knows this boss to returns to the soul as the ghost messenger fixed point lazily the hand imprint not study, 天知道这老板懒到作为鬼差连定点回魂的手印都不学, But looks at Yingying this time complexion, 但一看莺莺此时的脸色, He took hint know when to stop shut up, 他知趣儿地闭嘴了, Cannot be reasonable to the woman, 不能跟女人讲道理, Especially fit of temper woman. 尤其是气头上的女人。 .................. ……………… After Attorney secure „biu” one vanishes, 当安律师“biu”的一下消失后, The Zhou Ze’s body is also changing pale, 周泽的身体也在变淡, Then is the fog misty angle of view, 接下来是雾蒙蒙的视角, The lots were being as if stretched and delayed, the sense of person does not malfunction in this time, but inverts completely, this compared with malfunctioning makes you uncomfortable. 很多东西似乎都在被拉伸和延展,人的感官在此时不是失灵,而是完全颠倒,这比失灵更让你难受。 Has the feeling of carsickness effect x100. 有种晕车效果x100的感觉。 Zhou Ze was not clear when this feeling from ended, 周泽不清楚这种感觉到底是从什么时候结束的, When he sobers, 当他清醒过来时, Discovered oneself are standing in an entrance of temple. 发现自己正站在一座寺庙的门口。 Nearly is the sense of crisis of instinct raids, Zhou Ze observes all around situation without enough time, but he was clear, oneself must leave here. 近乎是本能的一股危机感袭来,周泽来不及观察四周的情况,但他清楚,自己必须离开这里。 He starts to run, 他开始奔跑, When compared with the first death came out from underworld that life fluttering no use, 比起第一次死亡从地狱里出来时那种孤魂野鬼般的无助飘荡, At least present, 至少现在的自己, Even if were under the soul condition can have the consciousness to run, no longer completely blurry. 哪怕是灵魂状态下还是能有意识奔跑起来了,不再是完全地迷迷糊糊。 Actually, Zhou Ze also clear, in the common custom, truly has „spirit” the religious place is few, the Daoist temple or the Buddhist temple or are churches, can play the restraint evil spirits role, is completely extremely rare. 其实,周泽自己心里也清楚,世俗之中,真正有“灵”的宗教场所很少,无论是道观还是佛寺又或者是教堂,能起到克制邪祟作用的,完全是凤毛麟角。 But Zhou Ze does not dare to bet this, if oneself luck difference did win a prize directly? 但周泽不敢赌这一把,万一自己运气差直接中彩了呢？ This is a street, Zhou Ze keeps fluttering along the street on, he is seeking for and inquiring about oneself position diligently, finally goal, retrieves own mortal body. 这是一条马路,周泽沿着马路上不停地飘荡着,他在努力地寻找和探寻自己的方位,最终目的,还是找回自己的肉身。 But this difficulty is a little big, 但这个难度有点大, After all Zhou Ze remembers own mortal body should now also in the mountain, 毕竟周泽记得自己的肉身现在应该还在大山里, But oneself present is located in a city obviously. 但自己现在明明是位于一个城市中。 Heavy traffic, crowded, where has the appearance of mountain deep place? 车水马龙,人来人往,哪里有个大山深处的样子？ Front, 前面, Presented a motorcade, the motorcade opens very slowly, opportunity and person in the speed is similar, some side also many people accompany the motorcade to walk together devotionally. 出现了一个车队,车队开得很慢,机会和人在走的速度差不多,旁边还有不少人陪着车队一起虔诚地走着。 Zhou Ze has not paid attention from the beginning, what he is more is black wool wild dog that pays attention to side that two to gather, these two wild dogs do not know that sent what insanity, has been calling, moreover follows extremely valiantly on own initiative oneself. 周泽一开始没理会,他更多的还是注意着自己身边那两只聚集过来的黑毛野狗,这两条野狗不知道发了什么疯,一直对着自己叫着,而且还极为彪悍地主动跟着自己。 The domestic dog instigated generally very much, even if sees the unclean thing, does not dare many. 家养的狗一般都很怂,哪怕是看见不干净的东西,都不敢多哔哔。 But wild dog in any case rotten life, a little similar human barefoot did not fear that puts on shoes. 但野狗反正烂命一条,有点类似人类光脚的不怕穿鞋的。 Zhou Ze tramples, 周泽一脚踹过去, He does not have the body now, but the soul intensity is not the ordinary ghost can compare. 他现在没有身体,但灵魂强度也不是普通的亡魂可以比拟的。 A black dog fall head over heels tumbled the past, without flesh wound, but seemed like the dispirited much. 一条黑狗倒栽葱似地翻滚了过去,没有外伤,但看起来萎靡了不少。 Gets a black dog to see that was also more law-abiding, only dares to stand in same place cries out to Zhou Ze, does not dare to follow again. 领一条黑狗见状,也安分了一些,只敢站在原地对周泽叫唤,不敢再跟着了。 Bamboo fence Pingyang was bullied by the dog. 虎落平阳被犬欺啊。 Boss Zhou sighed, prepared the street to go opposite to have a look, there had a book newsstand, the tourist survey map should be able to confirm through in the newspaper or the newsstand are pasting own position. 周老板叹了口气,准备过马路去对面看看,那里有一个书报亭,通过报纸或者报亭里贴着的游客导览地图应该能确认一下自己的位置。 How as for then should flutter, how to relate on Bai Yingying, this was something to be talked about later. 至于接下来到底该怎么飘荡,怎么联系上白莺莺,这就是后话了。 Boss Zhou under pure soul condition has somewhat not adapted but actually, can only try to find out slowly. 纯粹灵魂状态下的周老板倒还真有点不适应,只能慢慢地摸索。 Only what rejoices, 唯一庆幸的是, Although during his soul is also dissipating slowly, 他的灵魂虽然也在慢慢地消散之中, But when now own mass and past dies for the first time mass is the day leaves completely badly, oneself do not need to be worried about „being frightened out of one's wits” temporarily this matter. 但如今自己的体量和昔日第一次死时的体量完全是天差地别,自己暂时不用担心“魂飞魄散”这种事。 Even, if Zhou Ze wants, can divide minute to change to the evil spirit. 甚至,如果周泽愿意的话,可以分分钟就化作厉鬼。 But the price of incarnation evil spirit was too big, Boss Zhou is also thinking returns to the original body to continue to sit passes in the reading room is sunning to drink the day of coffee. 但化身厉鬼的代价太大了,周老板还想着回到自己原本的身体里去继续坐在书屋里过着晒太阳喝咖啡的日子呢。 The motorcade had approached, opens slowly is very very slow, almost must block the transportation. 车队已经走近了,还是开得很慢很慢,几乎要阻塞了交通。 Zhou Ze has not been serious, 周泽没当回事儿, Plans to pass through from the motorcades directly, 直接从车队中间打算穿过去, In any case oneself are the ghost, 反正自己是鬼, Also does not need to look at what traffic lights, 也不用看什么交通信号灯, Fearless. 无所畏惧。 Furthermore, 再者, Feeling that this type can go through freely, but also is really very fresh, probably a new game, was always thinking first crisp several. 这种可以自由穿行的感觉,还真的是挺新鲜的,像是到手了一个新游戏,总想着先爽几把。 However, 然而, When Zhou Ze across middle van, the whole person was shocked suddenly. 当周泽穿过中间的面包车时,整个人忽然愣住了。 He saw in the van to be filled unexpectedly monk who wore the cassock, 他居然看见面包车里坐满了穿着袈裟的和尚, But the monk top of the head of this car(riage) does not have up, 但这一车的和尚头顶都没有光, In the eyes of ghost is „human and animals are harmless” the meaning, 在鬼的眼里就是“人畜无害”的意思, Is the type of eating without working. 算是吃干饭的类型。 Even if this group of monks seems like that is reading aloud the scrip­tures very much earnestly, actually does not have the least bit lethality, don't said that was to the ghost of Zhou Ze this rank, was the least bit effect does not have to the ordinary ghost. 哪怕是这群和尚都看似很认真地在念诵着经文,其实也没半点杀伤力,莫说是对周泽这个级别的鬼魂了,就是对普通的亡魂也是半点效果没有。 And the quite plump fat monks are also chanting scripture, when Zhou Ze passes through his side, 其中有一个比较肥硕的胖和尚也在念着经,周泽经过他身边时, Discovered that he is contributes no work but be undetected because of others unexpectedly snort/hum „duo a dream”. 发现他居然是滥竽充数地哼着“哆啦a梦”。 Let alone, what although it snort/hum is „, if I have the female celestial stick to increase change slightly change attractive......” 别说,虽然它哼的是“如果我有仙女棒变大变小变漂亮……” But mixture in a chanting scripture sound of monk, 但夹杂在一众和尚的念经声里, It is not out of sorts unexpectedly, 竟然一点都不违和, Moreover integrates perfectly. 而且是完美地融入其中。 merely, 只是, Then, 接下来, Let one of the Zhou Ze instantaneous scalp tingles appear. 让周泽瞬间头皮发麻的一幕就出现了。 The car(riage) central location that one group of spurious monks sit in a circle, puts a glass cabinet, in the cabinet has wooden box. 一群伪劣和尚围坐的车中央位置,放着一个玻璃柜,柜子里有一个木盒子。 When Boss Zhou from van across, 当周老板从面包车里穿过时, That box separated unexpectedly, 那盒子竟然自己弹开了, Inside somewhat seemed like the marble equally colorful gadget to shine the light suddenly! 里头有些像是弹珠一样五颜六色的玩意儿忽然亮了光！ This is Fokuang that the average person naked eye is unable to see! 这是普通人肉眼无法看见的佛光！ A huge sense of crisis raids immediately, 一股巨大的危机感当即袭来, Zhou Ze knows that this is what gadget, 周泽知道这是什么玩意儿, Buddhist relics, 舍利子, Moreover real eminent monk Buddhist relics! 而且还是货真价实的高僧舍利！ Oneself select the back to this situation, crossed a Xiama Road to run upon unexpectedly by chance motorcade that transported the Buddhist relics display. 自己点儿背到这种地步,横穿一下马路竟然碰巧撞上了运送舍利展览的车队。 merely, 只是, Now had regretted the street did not walk the sidewalk not to look at the traffic light already without enough time. 现在后悔过马路不走人行道不看红绿灯已经来不及了。 Fokuang bang, 佛光轰至, Indistinct within also sees a shining big monk to own angry glare diamond, 隐约间还看见一个发着光的大和尚对自己怒目金刚相, Zhou Ze was blown off directly, 周泽直接被炸飞出去, The Zhou Ze heart deep place seemed to be also sending out extremely angry roaring. 连带着周泽心底深处似乎也发出了一阵极为愤怒的咆哮。 Obviously, 显然, The thunder that Zhou Ze steps on, 周泽踩的这个雷, Not was only explodes itself, 不光是炸到了自己, Is still digesting winning of previous food to cancel easily and comfortably also received affect. 连带着还在安逸地消化上次食物的赢勾也受到了波及。 Zhou Ze only felt oneself are retroceding crazily, 周泽只感觉自己在疯狂地后退, Near the ear is the sound that the wind blows, 耳朵边都是风吹的声音, Probably a soldier in battlefield, by bomb exploding space. 像是战场上的一个士兵,被炸弹给炸到了天上。 The monks in van have a scare, they have not seen the light, but inside the glass cabinet the locked Buddhist relics box separated suddenly brought enormous frightening to them. 面包车里的和尚们也吓了一跳,他们没看见光,但玻璃柜里头锁着的舍利盒子忽然自己弹开还是给他们带来了极大的惊吓。 Is the heart dishonest, therefore by eminent monk ghost warning? 难道是自己心不诚所以被高僧亡魂警告了？ Especially that snort/hum duo the fat monk of A dream theme song, 尤其是那个哼着哆啦a梦主题曲的胖和尚, The face was frightened directly palely, 脸直接被吓得惨白, Both hands both feet started to tremble...... 双手双脚都开始了哆嗦……