LNBH :: Volume #5

#451: The girls, receive a guest!


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Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!” 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!” Nine female ghost screamed together, 九个女鬼一起尖叫, Let face all of a sudden cuckold of Attorney secure. 让安律师的脸一下子绿了 This is equivalent to is in itself a thief, touches rich people to prepare to steal a thing covertly, oneself are careful cannot be careful, but you also bring a bel canto choir! 这就相当于自己是小偷,偷偷摸摸地摸进一个大户人家准备偷点儿东西,自己是小心得不能再小心,但同时你又带着一个美声合唱团! Actually, cannot blame these nine female ghost suddenly so, after arriving at underworld, their instinct felt a constriction, they were the evil spirits, in the underworld custom, the evil spirit cannot the reincarnation, on not probably Bridge of Helplessness. 其实,也不能怪这九个女鬼忽然这般,来到地狱之后,她们本能地感受到了一种压迫感,她们是厉鬼,在地狱的规矩里,厉鬼是不能转生的,上不得奈何桥 Therefore, 所以, underworld, 地狱, Is their ends. 就是她们的终结。 They roam about in the desolateness of underworld either, either and inspect by underworld ghost messenger holds direct scattering. 她们要么在地狱的荒芜之中流浪,要么就是被地狱鬼差和巡检们抓住直接打散。 It looks like the assembly line and scrap returns to the spare part of recover of wire, they, are the waste product that both sides do not need. 就像是流水线和废品回收线的零部件,她们,属于两端都不需要的报废品。 Distant place, 远处, Just still in the qipao female team of beautiful vanguard stopped in the ruins tower all of a sudden. 在废墟的楼台中刚刚还在婀娜前行的旗袍女队伍一下子停了下来。 The women stand according to the umbrella, continue to be responsible for beautifully, as if all these, do not have the slight relations with them. 女人们依伞而立,继续负责美丽,仿佛这一切,都和她们没有丝毫的关系。 Before Zhou Ze first time under underworld, has run into them, they passed through on the road to Hades merely, has not stayed slightly, did not have to accept as a memento slightly, 之前周泽第一次下地狱时,就遇到过她们,她们仅仅是在黄泉路上穿过,没有丝毫地停留,也没有丝毫地留念, That don’t eat the food of common mortals aura, 那种不食人间烟火的气息, With the present is almost exactly the same. 和现在几乎是一模一样。 You can say their aloof, 你可以说她们高冷, Meanwhile, 但同时, Also can think that they were one type are excised all emotions puppets. 也可以认为她们是一种被割除了一切情感的傀儡。 In front of the team raises the old woman who the lantern is showing the way to raise the head actually fiercely, 倒是队伍前面提着灯笼领路的老妪猛地抬起头, She opened the mouth, revealed a black tooth of mouth. 她张开了嘴,露出了一嘴的黑牙。 Hehe ............ “呵呵…………” The gloomy and cold laughter spreads from the old woman mouth, 阴冷的笑声从老妪口中传出, immediately afterward, 紧接着, The old woman exuded one to drink severely: 老妪发出了一声厉喝: Really is the aura of contamination, revolting! “真是污秽的气息,让人作呕! Threw the woman of fame and integrity chastity, 丢了名节贞操的女人, Also has a face to lick unexpectedly is returning to underworld! 竟然还有脸舔着回地狱 What's wrong, 怎么, Also dares to expect that is reborn in paradise? ” 还敢奢望往生?” Old woman's figure starts to glitter unceasingly, 老妪的身形开始不断地闪烁, Each twinkle means that her distance and here pulled closer, 每一次闪烁都意味着她的距离和这里拉近了很多, Probably role in the slide, keeps transforming. 像是幻灯片里的角色,不停地转换。 Finally, 终于, She arrived in this rubble piles. 她来到了这片瓦砾堆中。 After arriving here, the old woman discovered that by these nine women, unexpectedly also has two men. 来到这里之后,老妪才发现这九个女人旁边,居然还有着两个男人。 Is good because, here is underworld, loving couple matter rarely exists in underworld, after all everyone does not have the mortal body, lacked the most basic tool. 好在,这里是地狱,男欢女爱这种事在地狱是很少存在的,毕竟大家都没有肉身,缺少了最基本的作案工具。 Why this is also the malicious ghost who escapes after underworld, once returned to the world of the living to have the mortal body starts crazily to release for flight, because in the world of the living, had true enjoyment, but underworld, was more like that stainless world that the monks yearned, everyone was pure in heart. 这也是为什么一些从地狱里逃出来的恶鬼一旦回到阳间有了肉身之后就开始疯狂地放飞自我,因为在阳间,才有真正的享受,而地狱,更像是和尚们所向往的那种无垢世界,大家都是“清心寡欲”。 Old woman's vision has swept Zhou Ze and Attorney secure, 老妪的目光扫过了周泽和安律师, Has not cared, 没太在意, underworld will have the malicious ghost to escape once for a while, that type scattered in regional life were more, 地狱时不时都会有恶鬼逃出去,那种散落在各地的孤魂野鬼就更多了, This looks like the flow of rural people into the cities in the world of the living big city, or called the wanderer, again in attractive pretty city corner, could not exempt to have this person to exist. 这就像是阳间大城市里的盲流,或者叫流浪者,再光鲜靓丽的城市角落里,也免不得有这种人存在。 In fact, Zhou Ze has the ghost messenger status, but first ghost messenger is really the netherworld lowest level official, no manner, has nothing specially, netherworld truly is the representative of netherworld law enforcement system, but in underworld, and not only only has netherworld. 实际上,周泽是有鬼差的身份的,但一来鬼差实在是阴司最底层公务员,没啥派头,也没啥特殊的,二来,阴司确实是阴间执法体系的代表,但在地狱之中,并不仅仅只有一个阴司 This old woman cannot see the Zhou Ze’s status, is normal. 这老妪没能看出周泽的身份,也正常。 It looks like the big leadership journey, must ban the road to clear the way, everyone understood at a glance that is a great person. 就像是大领导出行,都是要禁路开道的,大家一看就知道是大人物。 As for basic unit young official, possibly you when the food market does grocery shopping side with you struggle the elbow is. 至于基层小公务员,可能你在菜市场买菜时旁边和你一起争肘子的就是一个。 Old woman's attention on these nine female ghost, 老妪的注意力还是在这九个女鬼身上, On her face brings full exclusion and despising, 她的脸上带着满满的嫌弃和鄙夷, Yes, 是的, Shuts out and despises! 嫌弃和鄙夷! As a woman, lost the fame and integrity, either, transmits the incense and candle for the husband's household loyally, from one! “身为女人,失了名节,要么就忠贞到底,为夫家传递香火,从一而中! Either dies in battle or for one's country dead, dies broadly and level indifferently! 要么就殉节而死,死得坦荡淡然! Lost the fame and integrity, but also the hate cannot withstand, makes to slaughter, is to make a person of not shame and being shamed seriously! ” 丢了名节,还怨恨不堪,造下杀戮,当真是令人不耻和蒙羞!” ............ Zhou Ze. “…………”周泽 How to feel this old woman's three view a little issues, 怎么感觉这位老太太的三观有点问题啊, Feudal remnants feudal remnants. 封建余毒啊封建余毒啊。 Is good in Boss Zhou does not have in the sense of justice bursting two to arrive to loudly shout to the old lady: You talk nonsense!” 好在周老板没正义感爆棚中二到站出来对老太婆大喝一声:“你放屁!” merely silently and Attorney secure treat in corner drawing a circle circle, 只是默默地和安律师待在“墙角”画圈圈, Meditates on the difference: 就差默念: Cannot see me unable to see me unable to see me...... 看不见我看不见我看不见我…… On nine female ghost faces revealed the color of anger immediately, their itself is the pitiful person, now, goes to the shame by this old woman in this manner, is the anger increases! 九个女鬼脸上当即露出了愤怒之色,她们本就是再可怜不过的人,现在,更是被这老妪以这种方式去羞辱,更是怒气大增! This place, is not a road to Hades, is not the netherworld direct control area, if in other places, they appeared by the status of evil spirit is suppressed, but here, they can also be angry, 这个地方,不是黄泉路,不是阴司的直接管辖范围,若是在其他的地方,她们以厉鬼的身份出现早就被镇压了,但在这里,她们还能愤怒, Even, 甚至, Also can counter-attack! 还能反击! The counter-attack way of evil spirit is very simple, 厉鬼的反击方式很简单, Visits you is not feeling well, 看你不爽, Kills you! 就弄死你! On them contaminated the human life, in the consciousness had also been blurring, was only left over the most instinct! 她们身上本就沾染着人命,意识上也早就模糊了,只剩下了最为原始的本能! Nine evil spirits plunge the old woman together, 九个厉鬼一起扑向老妪, But the old woman actually stands one's ground steadfastly, 但老妪却岿然不动, When female ghost close to her, 女鬼靠近她时, In the lantern in her hand emitted the black flame suddenly, 她手中的灯笼里忽然冒出了黑色的火焰, The flame is divided into nine, swept across the bodies of nine female ghost directly. 火焰一分为九,直接席卷到了九个女鬼的身上。 Suddenly, nine female ghost were imprisoned in same place, withstands industry is burning down the pain of body to suffer. 一时间,九个女鬼都被禁锢在原地,承受着业火烧身的痛苦折磨。 Squeal continuously, 尖叫声此起彼伏, Really is to make the person hear anxiously. 真的是让人听得揪心。 Woman who no sense of shame, does not defend the pure and chaste, you were also come to the place, here, was the destination that you should come to!” “寡廉鲜耻,不守贞洁的女人,你们也算是来对地方了,这里,才算是你们该来的去处!” The old woman palm spreads out, inside revealed one pack of exquisite slips of paper, the small clothes style of a little probably tailoring. 老妪手掌摊开,里面露出了一叠小巧的纸片,有点像是剪裁出来的小衣服样式。 The palm flings, 手掌一甩, The slip of paper fluttered, 纸片飘了出去, Fell on nine female ghost respectively, 分别落在了九个女鬼身上, Suddenly, 一时间, These nine female ghost wore the pretty qipao. 这九个女鬼都穿上了靓丽的旗袍。 The fire of karma dissipates, 业火消散, Put on female ghost of qipao all of a sudden becomes peaceful, 穿上旗袍的女鬼一下子变得安静了下来, Probably only raises the line puppet, results in cleverly cannot be clever. 像是一只只提线木偶,乖巧得不能再乖巧。 Boss Zhou is flabbergasted secretly, 周老板心里暗暗咂舌, This old lady three views truly are much more crooked, 这老太婆三观确实是歪得厉害, But the method is like her three views, is fierce. 但手段跟她三观一样,也是厉害得不行。 The method of this subduing evil spirit, oneself see for the first time, has the feeling of rising posture greatly. 这种收服厉鬼的手段,自己还是第一次所见,大有涨姿势的感觉。 Really underworld is too dangerous, inside big shot are too many, 果然地狱还是太危险,里面的大佬太多, compares, 相较而言, The world of the living is more comfortable. 还是阳间更舒服一些。 Nine female ghost stand abreast in row, this time they, already and below qipao female had the 7~8 minute to be similar in the charm. 九个女鬼并排站好,此时的她们,在神韵上已经和下方的旗袍女有七八分相似了。 Defective possibly dresses to do one's toilet with that peach blossom paper umbrella. 欠缺的可能是上妆和那一把桃花纸伞。 The old woman claps, 老妪拍拍手, Seemed like feels comfortably, 似乎是觉得心里舒服了, Probably an obsession patient finally became not the pleasing to the eyes thing pleasing to the eyes, oneself mood also joyful many. 像是一个强迫症患者终于把不顺眼的东西变得顺眼了,自己心情也愉悦了不少。 But the next moment, 下一刻, The old woman turns head suddenly, 老妪忽然一扭头, Looked to Zhou Ze and Attorney secure. 看向了周泽和安律师。 Where does not have a look here is , is other tiny little rascal has the qualifications to step in!” “也不看看这里到底是什么地方,也是尔等蕞尔小鬼有资格涉足的么!” Zhou Ze and Attorney secure two people of minds raised, 周泽和安律师二人心眼儿都提了起来, Can induce to condense in this time to the internal energy of opposite party, 都能感应到对方的气机在此时凝聚了起来, This prepares the dry/does frame! 这是准备干架了! „, The old body is not the netherworld person, why to manage the netherworld idle matter.” “罢了罢了,老身又不是阴司的人,凭什么管阴司的闲事儿。” Zhou Ze and heart of Attorney secure put. 周泽和安律师的心又放了下去。 ghost messenger of the world of the living arrived at underworld, 阳间的鬼差来到了地狱, Looking like the place police inspectors went to the capital to be the same. 就像是地方派出所所长进京了一样。 In the place, you are also a chief, if entered Capital, said that the sentence is not of pleasant to hear, the shop house number plate pounds, pounds ten people, possibly inside has several officer and status the person who you are higher. 在地方上,你也是一个山大王,但一旦进了京,说句不好听的,店铺门牌砸下来,砸中十个人,可能里面就有好几个官儿和身份都比你高的人。 As if is also therefore, Capital City removed many signs starting from last year. 似乎也是因此,京城从去年开始就拆了很多的牌子。 In brief, 总之, In underworld, 地狱, Can recognize instigated that recognizes instigated. 能认怂就认怂。 Actually, this does not recognize instigated that does not recognize the matter that instigates, if Zhou Ze and Attorney secure are other status, or is the ordinary netherworld messenger, did also to do the frame. 其实,这不是认怂不认怂的事情,如果周泽和安律师是其他身份,或者是普通的阴司差役的话,干架也就干架了。 Although netherworld cannot manage here, but in name, netherworld or underworld authorities. 阴司虽然管不到这里,但名义上,阴司还是地狱的主管部门。 But Attorney secure wears the body of crime, once revealed that the aura was detected by the outside world, perhaps immediately inspected on a big pile even is the judge appears. 但安律师是戴罪之身,一旦显露出气息被外界察觉,说不定马上就一大堆巡检甚至是判官就出现了。 Zhou Ze was more exaggerating, if makes that consciousness in within the body regain consciousness, referred to the uncertain what old monster going out to kill suddenly came to report the enmity of past years. 周泽就更夸张了,如果让体内的那位意识苏醒,指不定什么老妖怪忽然出关杀了过来要报当年之仇。 But old woman's following words and movement, let just put down two people of one heart to raise all of a sudden. 但老妪接下来的话和动作,却让刚刚放下一颗心的二人一下子又提了起来。 Since were also many several girls, comes several serving people again, the old body accepted you. “既然又多了几个姑娘,就得再来几个伺候的人,老身就收下你们了吧。 old body here, 在老身这里, At least can make you be insufficient by ghost messenger to be apprehended. ” 至少可以让你们不至于被鬼差捉拿过去。” Then, 说罢, The old woman palm spreads out once again, 老妪手掌又一次摊开, this time, 这次, In the palm is two slips of paper. 掌心里还是两个纸片。 But Zhou Ze and Attorney secure actually saw clearly directly, 周泽和安律师却直接看清楚了, Blue color, 蓝色的, Wears the small dunce cap, 戴着小高帽子, Scratches! 擦咧! This was not the clothes of Qing court eunuch! 这不是清朝太监的衣服么! Goes!” “去!” The old woman waves, two clothes flew directly to Zhou Ze and Attorney secure. 老妪一挥手,两件衣服直接飞向了周泽和安律师。 Un, 嗯, If is really life that in underworld flees in all directions, 如果真的是地狱里四处逃窜的孤魂野鬼, It is estimated that also accepted fate, 估计也就认命了, Even also endures gladly, 甚至还甘之如饴, After all stays here to serve, will not have by the management danger that when the flow of rural people into the cities seizes. 毕竟留在这里伺候着,不会有被城管当盲流抓走的危险。 The person had died in any case, what vigor but also minds? 反正人都已经死了,还介意个什么劲儿? As all can see in the ancient times how many to eat rice cuts the good soldier who the egg egg entered the palace? 君不见古代多少为了吃一口米饭自己切了卵卵进宫的好儿郎么? But Zhou Ze and Attorney secure are different, 周泽和安律师不一样啊, They have the mortal body in the world of the living, status, 他们在阳间还有肉身,还有身份, They have the happy life to wait for them ; 他们还有美好的生活在等着他们; Even if expedient measure not, not to mention before looking, nine female performance, after the clothes put on, as if there is effect of soul control, even if casts some shadows in own innermost soul, regarding man, is impossible! 哪怕是权宜之计也不可以,且不说看之前九女的表现,衣服穿上去后似乎有着灵魂控制的效果,哪怕是在自己灵魂深处留下一些阴影,对于男人来说,也是不可能的! Considers, 试想一下, If a normal man, 如果一个正常的男人, In own soul, in the subconscious deep place, thinks oneself is a court eunuch, 在自己灵魂,也就是在潜意识深处,认为自己是一个太监, Is this how terrifying matter? 这得是件多么恐怖的事情? secure attorney first acted, his left hand changed to the white bones, tore into shreds front clothes directly. 安律师先出手了,他的左手化作了白骨,直接撕碎了面前的一件衣服。 Zhou Ze gawked, 周泽愣了一下, Lying trough, 卧槽, You intended to act, 你出手都出手了, Why doesn't tear up two directly? 为什么不直接撕掉两件? The Zhou Ze’s nail also grew, 周泽的指甲也长了出来, Tore into shreds itself in front of that clothes. 撕碎了自己面前的那件衣服。 Since acted, anything did not fear that two men stand abreast in row, 既然都出手了,也就什么都不怕了,两个男人并排站在一起, If the aura leaks out to leak out, 如果气息泄露出去就泄漏出去吧, Now, 现在, Only can pray that here is not the netherworld jurisdiction place, will not bring to the attention of other netherworld big shot. 只能祈祷这里不是阴司的管辖地,不会引起阴司其他大佬的注意。 Naturally, 当然, This, 这架, Should do must do, 该干还是得干的, This is for the dignity of man! 这是为了男人的尊严! Sees the clothes that oneself grant to be torn into shreds, 见自己赏赐的衣服被撕碎了, The old woman does not get angry instead smiles, 老妪不怒反笑, Said: 道: Good, is good , is very good.” “好,好得很,好得很。” Then, 说完, The old woman retrocedes one step, 老妪后退一步, As if she also looked at these two men is not the average person, 似乎她也看出来了这两个男人不是一般人, But she claps to shout immediately: 但她马上拍拍手喊道: Girls, “姑娘们, Received a guest! ” 接客了!”
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