LNBH :: Volume #5

#436: Thunder, if I can not do it , who can!


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Went, 进去了, Also came out, 又出来了, Being equivalent: 相当于: Darkness, 天黑了, Also was bright. Collection home station 又亮了。收藏本站 old daoist deeply inspires, represses the patho that the heart of hearts unceasingly spout forcefully, suppresses tears in the eye socket, thought aloud: 老道深吸一口气,强行按捺住自己内心深处不断喷涌的悲情,抑制住自己眼眶里的泪水,自言自语道: Boss they definitely are busy, therefore does not have the means to meet me, “老板他们肯定是忙,所以没办法来接我, Right, 对的, Definitely is like this. 肯定是这样子的。 The boss has said that 老板说过, Under the hand in so many staff, he most regards as important I. ” 手底下这么多员工里,他最看重的还是我。” old daoist walks out, stands near the street, prepares to take taxi to return to the bookstore. 老道往外走了走,站在马路边,准备打车回书店。 A van drives past from him, 一辆面包车从他前面开过去, old daoist routine waves, 老道习惯性挥挥手, His the person of this age adds on being widely traveled of this most lifetime again, 他这个年纪的人再加上这大半辈子的走南闯北, The ox cart that under this blocking passes by the road or is the automobiles of four wheels, matter that often does actually. 这种拦下过路的牛车或者是四个轮子的汽车,倒是经常做的事儿。 Possibly is small thought young embarrassed does this, 可能一些小年轻觉得不好意思这样做, But often in old daoist that the rivers and lakes float clearly knows that facilitates the convenient truth, 但常在江湖漂的老道清楚地知道与人方便自己方便的道理, In this society, the person of good intention is many. 这个社会上,好心人还是多的。 Furthermore, here is also poor to take taxi. 再者,这里也不怎么好打车。 That van stopped, finds out an old man about 60, a white hair, but looks very energetic, this old man mouth is also holding in the mouth cigarette, shouts: 那辆面包车停了下来,探出一个年纪在60岁左右的老者,一头白发,但看起来很精神,这老头嘴里还叼着一根烟,喊道: „Does brother, go?” “老哥哥,去哪儿?” South Avenue.” “南大街。” The old man smiles, said: Ok, boards, I am preparing to go back.” 老头儿笑了笑,道:“行吧,上车吧,我正准备回去呢。” old daoist boards, discovered that in car(riage) also two people, a man and a woman, the age is big, female 40-year-old appearance, male was supposing had 50 years old, humpbacked. 老道上了车,发现车里还有两个人,一男一女,年纪都不小,女的40多岁的样子,男的估摸着有五十岁了,驼背。 Even if old daoist boarded, he also lowers the head no longer speaks. 哪怕老道上车了,他也低着头不再说话。 Some female actually enthusiasms smile to old daoist, among the features, has ten thousand characters and styles to flow. 女的倒是有些热情地对老道笑了笑,眉目之间,有着万种风情在流淌。 The heart of old daoist was immediately numb, 老道的心当即就酥麻起来了, The fresh and tender delicious oldest younger sister pounds! 鲜嫩可口的大妹砸! But thinks oneself are because anything entered the lockup to have the lawsuit, old daoist trembled subconsciously, 但一想到自己是因为什么才进了看守所惹上官司的,老道又下意识地一个哆嗦, After trembling, 哆嗦完之后, Was insipid, 就索然无味了, Even this does not have before the big younger sister who oneself make eyes was like that lovable. 连这个对自己暗送秋波的大妹子也没之前那般可爱了。 „Does brother, you come to see your child?” “老哥哥,你来看你孩子?” The white hair old man of driving drives while to ask. 开车的白发老头一边开车一边问道。 This old man wears sunglasses, putting on also very foreign style, at least the person of 60 years old of this age group, was quite new one. 这老头戴着一副墨镜,穿着也很洋气,至少在六十岁这个年龄层的人来说,算是比较新潮的一种了。 Jumps the words that the old age dances definitely to be a social butterfly in the setting sun red square, 在夕阳红广场上跳老年舞蹈的话肯定能做一个交际花, Do not think among the boss master old aunts who dance the square dance all are the pure friendship. 别以为跳广场舞的老大爷老阿姨们之间全是纯洁的友谊。 „It is not, I was just put.” “不是,我刚被放出来。” hears word, 闻言, The humpbacked old man raised the head suddenly, looked at old daoist specially. 驼背老者忽然抬起头,特意看了一眼老道 The water in side 50-year-old big younger sister eyes were more, might spurt. 旁边50岁的大妹子眼睛里的水就更多了,像是要喷了出来。 Yo!” The old man of driving said with a smile: Brother, what matter you violated, closing was so long?” “哟!”开车的老者笑道:“老哥哥,你是犯了啥事儿了,关了这么久?” old daoist actually also worked as the suspect, treated some time in the lockup, 老道其实也就被当犯罪嫌疑人,在看守所里待了一段时间, But in this group of person eyes, 但在这帮人眼里, Then probably in first obstacle dozens years, 则像是在里头关了几十年, Possibly when initially went in Brother Long who coaxes strongly conceited, 可能当初进去时还是膀大腰圆牛气哄哄的龙哥, After coming out, turned into the thin 70 old men. 等出来后就变成骨瘦如柴的七十老叟了。 old daoist traces own inch head, 老道摸了摸自己的寸头, Pretends the interest is waning the appearance, 装作意兴阑珊的样子, Sighs with emotion: 感慨道: Hasn't done, “也没干啥, It is not careful, 不小心, Murder. ” 杀人。” Suddenly, 一时间, In the van three people broadcast the sound of inspiration immediately. 面包车里三人当即传来吸气的声音。 The back not camel of humpbacked old man, was sideways unexpectedly, was showing the happy expression to old daoist, this old wears the liberation hat humpbacked, wore the plastic shoes, seemed like an overly cautious and prudent old farmer. 驼背老者的背不驼了,居然侧身过来,对着老道露出了笑意,这老驼背戴着解放帽,穿着塑胶鞋,看起来就像是一个老实巴交的老农。 But when he shows the smile, that two rows of Bai Jie's tooth that old daoist sees his mouth, 但当他露出笑容时,老道看见他嘴里的那两排白洁的牙齿, This fellow, 这家伙, It is not the farm. 绝不是种地的啊。 Big younger sister also rubbed herself rubbing to old daoist intentionally, 身边的大妹子还故意把自己向老道身边蹭了蹭, Two the big pumpkins of sagging are very powerful! 两个下垂的大南瓜还是很给力的! The old daoist nostril quick was comfortable to curl upwards, 老道鼻孔都快舒爽得翘起来了, This compels the attire, 这逼装的, Value! 值! The vehicle entered the urban district, in the direction of South Avenue, right. 车子进了市区,是往南大街的方向,没错。 old daoist also opens the mouth to ask: What brother old younger sister makes?” 老道也开口问道:“老弟老妹儿们是做啥的?” Makes the transportation.” The old man of driving replied, ran about, sells medicinal herb anything in some mountains, made a laborious money.” “做运输的。”开车的老头回答道,“跑跑腿,卖一些山里的药材什么的,赚点辛苦钱。” old daoist nods, has not continued to ask anything again, at this time, he somewhat is actually impatient to get back. 老道点点头,没再继续问什么了,此时,他倒是有些归心似箭。 He thought his little monkey. 他想自家的小猴子了。 The body depended backward, thought that behind oneself presses, puts out a hand to touch, unexpectedly fished out a Goddess of Mercy resembles to come out. 身子向后靠了靠,才觉得自己身后硌得慌,伸手一摸,居然摸出了一个观音像出来。 This Goddess of Mercy resembles looks very fine, but the foundation is actually the red, a very strange feeling. 这观音像看起来很精致,但底座却是红色的,给人一种很怪异的感觉。 Hey , separated the small dozens years, but can also see this thing.” “嘿,没想到,隔了小几十年了,还能看见这东西。” Yo, the brother is really experienced.” The old man of driving responded. “哟,老哥哥真是见多识广啊。”开车的老头回应道。 For a long time has not seen it, what on this foundation spreads is the black dog blood?” “好久没看见它了啊,这底座上涂的是黑狗血吧?” Enemy, ran the custom that long ago the transportation leaves behind, now in each car(riage) will put one, asked a safe and secure.” The old man of driving says with emotion. “对头,早些年跑运输留下的习惯,现在每个车里都会放一个,求个平安吧。”开车的老头感慨道。 Under the Goddess of Mercy resembles spreads the black dog blood, a little blasphemed the Spiritual God in bystander opinion, nondescript. 观音像下面涂黑狗血,在外人看来有点亵渎神灵,不伦不类。 But long ago particularly ** when ten ages, this opens the custom of long haul driver ; 但早些年尤其是**十年代时,这是很多开长途货运司机的习惯; That little while opens a long-distance freight vehicle really to plant puts the head in the feeling on the belt making money, 那会儿开个长途货车真的是有种把脑袋搁在裤腰带上挣钱的感觉, Now nothing but is some oil mice that steals the oil pot gasoline make the long-distance lorry driver compare the headache, 现在无非就是一些偷油罐汽油的油老鼠让长途货车司机比较头疼, But that little while really has the bandit and tyrant on roads. 但那会儿是真的有车匪路霸的。 The civilization, scatters the nail on the road, when your car(riage) comes, the tire broke, the side patching a tire shop, patches a tire with high price, does not make up does not ask you to leave. 文明一点的,在路上撒上钉子,等你车开来,车胎破了,旁边就有一家补胎店,天价补胎,不补不让你走。 Uncouthly, the village goes forth to battle together, kills a person and takes his possessions, rides roughshod seriously. 粗鲁一点的,全村齐上阵,杀人越货,当真是横行无忌。 In any case, watches very unthinkable matter with the vision of modern people, but actually happened at that time frequently, drivers to exorcise evil spirits to obtain the good luck really to stop at nothing. 反正,以现代人的眼光来看很匪夷所思的事儿,但那个时候却经常发生,司机师傅们为了辟邪获得好运真的是无所不用其极。 old daoist had rubbed many long-distance freight vehicles long ago, has seen this Bodhisattva sculpture. 老道早些年蹭过不少长途货车,也见过这种菩萨雕塑。 Brother, from the accent, aren't you a native?” The old man of driving asked. “老哥,听口音,你不是本地人吧?”开车的老头问道。 Un, the volume is the Shaanxi drop.” “嗯,额是陕西滴。” Ha, fellow villager!” “哈,老乡啊!” Real?” “真的啊?” Really, ok, we drink one cup at noon simply together, in your family also some people?” “真的真的,算了,咱中午干脆一起喝一杯吧,你家里还有人么?” It looks like in driver old man, old daoist was closed such big age to put, in the family/home should no one be right. 在司机老头看来,老道被关这么大岁数才放出来,家里应该没人了才对。 No one.” “没人了。” Has a monkey, 有只猴, Many many ghosts. 还有好多好多鬼。 That drinks one cup together, meeting is the reason, not?” “那就一起喝一杯,相见就是缘,是不?” Without old daoist opened the mouth to reject, the van turned into an opposite small restaurant. 没等老道开口拒绝,面包车就拐入了对面的一家小饭馆里。 Comes, drinks one cup together, I, likes listening to the story, the brother you tells your story well.” “来来来,一起喝一杯,我这人呢,就喜欢听故事,老哥哥你好好讲讲你的故事。” Driver old man is very warm, 司机老头很是热情, Moreover the old man can look, 而且老头可以看出来, He is really warm, 他是真热情, It is not the attire. 不是装的。 Is widely traveled so many years, 走南闯北这么多年, This way he can look. 这点门道他还是能看出来的。 At that moment, 当下, old daoist is a little at heart affected, 老道心里还有点感动, Was supposing the boss they have not come to meet itself in any case, 估摸着反正老板他们也没来接自己, Oneself drink liquor to go back again, is all right? 自己喝一顿酒再回去,也没啥事儿吧? Oneself just came out from the lockup, happen to urges to go faster while this opportunity unluckily. 自己刚从看守所里出来,正好趁着这个机会去去晦气。 The small restaurant business is very desolate, the boss sits there plays the cell phone to play the game, when the person came to stand up to prepare to make the meal , after without asking ate anything entered directly , the kitchen, should be this group of people are the understanding. 小饭馆生意很冷淡,老板坐在那儿玩手机打游戏,等人来了才站起身准备弄饭菜,也没问吃什么就直接进后厨了,应该是和这帮人是认识的。 Brother, sits, come, we first drink to be white.” “老哥哥,坐,来,我们先喝点儿白的。” Driver old man is greeting, 司机老头招呼着, That humpbacked old man and big younger sister sit side. 那个驼背老头和大妹子则是坐旁边。 Is eating and drinking to chat is bragging, 吃着喝着聊着瞎吹着, old daoist goes in obviously a moon/month, 老道明明才进去个把月, Blows out to them obstinately I 30 years in the prison. 愣是给他们吹出个“我在狱中三十年”。 The brain makes up, 脑补的, Hearsay, 道听途说的, Makes out of whole cloth, 瞎编的, All piles upward, 全都往上堆, In any case old daoist this most lifetime, fellow of eating meal on mouth skin, 反正老道这大半辈子,吃饭的家伙就在嘴皮上, Opens the live broadcast to be able the sacrificial paper money person, when the Renminbi sells, 一个开直播能把冥币当人民币卖的人, Time of boasting possibly bad? 吹牛的功夫怎么可能差? This food, 这顿饭, Atmosphere that called warm. 氛围那叫一个热烈。 Seemed like the words also to respect old daoist several glasses of liquor on few humpbacked old men continually, 连看起来话就很少的驼背老头也敬了老道几杯酒, That big younger sister, was old daoist drinks handed over the cup twice. 那位大妹子,更是和老道喝了两次交杯。 Blew the prison to blow the keeping in good health with them again, blew the keeping in good health to blow the strange matter with them again. 吹完了监狱再和他们吹养生,吹完了养生再和他们吹灵异的事儿。 This old daoist is adept, 这个老道拿手啊, Other this whole life skill does not have, 这辈子别的本事没有, Serves ghost’s matters he to excel! 伺候鬼的事儿他擅长啊! In the atmosphere warmest time, 正在氛围最热烈的时候, Outside came a car(riage), is black Mazda suv. 外面又来了一辆车,是黑色的马自达suv。 old daoist sees the two middle-aged people on vehicle to carry a gunnysack from the vehicle. 老道看见车上的两个中年人扛着一个麻袋从车上下来。 Driver old man set out, walked, helping them deliver to oneself van the gunnysack. 司机老头起身,走了出去,帮他们把麻袋送到了自己面包车里。 That two middle-aged people as if discovered old daoist in restaurant, but also said with driver old man anything, driver old man thinks little, three people smoked a cigarette outside, driver old man came back. 那两个中年人似乎发现了饭馆里的老道,还和司机老头说了点什么,司机老头不以为意,三个人在外面抽了根烟,司机老头就回来了。 Deliveried, I must deliver goods, did the brother, eat?” Driver old man asked. “货到了,我要送货去了,老哥哥,吃好了吧?”司机老头问道。 Ate, very good to be very good.” “吃好了,很好很好。” old daoist is well satisfied. 老道心满意足。 Eats well, 吃得好, Blows also crisply, 吹得也爽, The people who like boasting know, 喜欢吹牛的人都知道, When you boasted, if the side several meeting supporting speakers, will make this crisp feeling promote doubled and re-doubled. 在你吹牛时,身边如果有几个会捧哏的话,会让这种爽感成倍地提升啊。 Brother, making him drive to deliver you to go back.” Driver old man referred to that person who drives the black Mazda, he happen to the way.” “老哥哥,让他开车送你回去吧。”司机老头指了指那个开黑色马自达的人,“他正好顺路。” Ok, um-hum.” “行,好咧。” Is satiated with food and wine, 吃饱喝足, old daoist put soaked the urine, 老道又去放了一泡尿, First is the flood dragon goes to sea, 先是蛟龙出海, Afterward is Erlongxizhu, 随后就是二龙戏珠, immediately afterward is the full happiness and prosperity, 紧接着是三阳开泰, Afterward is four sides ambushes, 随后是四面埋伏, Oh, 唉, Old, 年纪大了, The urine furcation is also very normal. 尿分叉也很正常。 After playing the bird to play to enjoy oneself to the full, 等玩儿鸟玩儿尽兴后, Shook shaking, 抖了抖, old daoist walks, discovered that van has walked. 老道就走出来,发现那辆面包车都已经走了。 The big younger sister also walked. 大妹子也走了啊。 old daoist is a little at heart deserted. 老道心里有点空落落的。 A middle-aged man referred to old daoist, said: Walks, goes back on the way.” 一个中年男子指了指老道,道:“走,顺路回去吧。” Ok, thanks, thanks.” “行,谢谢啊,谢谢。” old daoist boards, sits in behind. 老道上了车,坐在后面。 The middle-aged man started the vehicle, is the town center expunges to South Avenue. 中年男子发动了车子,向南大街也就是市中心开去。 Thinks that soon went home, 想到快要回家了, old daoist is a little at heart excited, 老道心里还有点激动, But this middle-aged person vehicle starts quickly, the curve is also anxious, old daoist just drank, a little wants to spit, actually spits on others vehicle embarrassed, can only bend the waist to suppress, 但这中年人车子开得很快,转弯也急,老道刚喝了酒,有点想吐,却又不好意思吐到人家车上,只能弯下腰强忍着, Swallow back! 咽回去! When bends over, 弯腰低头时, old daoist discovered that under the hull has an exercise book, 老道发现车座下面有一个习题册, Picks up looks, 捡起一看, Unexpectedly is the elementary student summer vacation the busy book. 居然是小学生暑假作业本。 Hey, Brother, your family child's busy book fell on the vehicle, hurried to take, do not let the child escape the summer vacation work, found the excuse saying that the work lost getting by under false pretences.” “喂,老弟啊,你家孩子的作业本落车上了吧,赶紧拿回去,别让孩子逃了暑假作业,找借口说作业丢了蒙混过关。” The middle-aged person of driving gawked, somewhat smiles stiffly, asking to meet summer vacation the busy book. 开车的中年人愣了一下,有些生硬地笑了笑,伸手要来接暑假作业本。 old daoist handed over past tense read title page on a busy book, 老道递过去时看了一眼作业本上的封面, Said: 道: Yo, your daughter's name was king Ruia, “哟,你女儿叫王蕊啊, Good name, good name, 好名字,好名字, I know a person, his daughter also call king Rui , 我认识一个人,他女儿也叫王蕊, He is also surnamed Wang, 他也姓王, But let me tell you, 但我跟你说啊, This person, 这人啊, Especially unlucky, 特倒霉, You know unlucky, 你知道有多倒霉么, Ha, 哈哈哈, I you did not tell that you definitely do not know he so will be unexpectedly hapless, 我不跟你说你肯定不知道他竟然会这么倒霉, Hahahaha .................. 哈哈哈哈………………”
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