LNBH :: Volume #1

#41: Most awkward


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Xu Qinglang and female corpse included that middle-aged couples to come out, then to middle-aged couple face on radiant, obviously, with the help of female corpse, they robbed incense stick. 许清朗和女尸包括那一对中年夫妻都出来了,那对中年夫妻脸上喜洋洋的,显然,在女尸的帮助下,他们抢夺到了头香 No matter useful useless, after all is a good sign. 不管有用没用,总归是一个好兆头。 Even if unsuperstitious guardian, before child term examination, will deliver a steamed rice dumpling to add a lunar new year's cake, implication cake steamed rice dumpling( high school). 哪怕不迷信的家长,在孩子大考之前,也会送个粽子加一个年糕,寓意“糕粽”(高中)。 Female corpse complexion some are not very attractive, when the people round trip walks together, she lags behind. 女尸的脸色有些不是很好看,众人一起往回走时,她一个人落在后面。 We have a night-time snack, how bakes?” Xu Qinglang proposed. “我们去吃夜宵吧,烧烤咋样?”许清朗提议道。 He opens the restaurant, but will not be prepared to bake by own deep in the night ; 他自己开饭馆,但可不会让自己大晚上地去准备烧烤; Is the skin of permits empress precious, how can accept so the scorched by fire? 许娘娘的皮肤宝贵得很,怎么能接受这般烟熏火燎? merely, Xu Qinglang said after this proposition, regretted. 只是,许清朗说完这个提议后就后悔了。 In this group, 这一行人里, Zombies, a don’t eat the food of common mortals living corpse, 有一个僵尸,还有一个不食人间烟火的活死人, When thinks to eat meal the picture, these two stay there is motionless, probably the unpainted clay idol statue in temple is enjoying the smoke and fire to be the same. 想想吃饭时的画面,这两位就呆坐在那里一动不动,像是庙里的泥胎塑像在享受烟火一样。 This picture, thinks not to have the appetite. 这画面,想想都没食欲了。 You go, we first go back.” Zhou Ze said. “你们去吧,我们先回去。”周泽说道。 How that feels all right.” The middle-aged man said. “那怎么好意思。”中年男人说道。 All right, Uncle, we eat, their young couple take a walk.” “没事儿,叔,我们去吃,他们小两口自己散散步。” Xu Qinglang drew the middle-aged couple to walk. 许清朗拉着中年夫妻走了。 Zhou Ze sharply taking taxi, has not been walking along Xiaoma Road of many people with the female corpse together. 周泽没急着打车,和女尸一起沿着没多少人的小马路走着。 The weather started to warm up, in the evening before did not have, was so cool. 天气开始转暖了,晚上也没以前那么凉了。 What's wrong?” Zhou Ze asked the female corpse. “怎么了?”周泽问女尸。 The female corpse walks after Literary Temple, has been depressed. 女尸从文庙里走出来后,一直闷闷不乐。 uncomfortable.” The female corpse replied. 不舒服。”女尸回答道。 Didn't have the menopause?” “还没停经?” 200 years. 两百年了啊。 ............ Female corpse. “…………”女尸。 Silent a while, the female corpse opened the mouth saying: In Literary Temple several statues are staring at me, feels strangely.” 沉默了一会儿,女尸才开口道:“文庙里几个塑像盯着我,感觉怪怪的。” You thought that they are visiting you?” Zhou Ze asked. “你觉得他们在看你?”周泽问道。 Un.” The female corpse nods. “嗯。”女尸点点头。 You thought that they do dislike you?” “你觉得他们反感你?” Un.” The female corpse continues to nod. “嗯。”女尸继续点点头。 You felt, because you are the zombie, therefore shouldn't go to that place?” “你觉得因为你是僵尸,所以原本不该去那个地方的?” Un.” The female corpse nods. “嗯。”女尸还是点点头。 Sage advocated, teaches all comers without discrimination.” Zhou Ze smiles, puts out a hand to pat the racket on the female corpse, said: „ You are the zombie, is person of one kind that hates the ghost to tire of exists, but you go to Literary Temple, is helps the person burn incense, contributed the incense and candle person attitude to them. “圣人主张,有教无类。”周泽笑了笑,伸手在女尸头上拍了拍,道:“你是僵尸,是人憎鬼厌的一类存在,但你去文庙,是帮人上香去的,也是给他们贡献了香火人气儿。 You thought that they are visiting you, 你觉得他们在看你, Possibly because of your specialness, therefore they are paying attention to you. 可能是因为你的特殊,所以他们在留意你。 It looks like in one flock of prairie wolves to mix husky suddenly, will change everybody to look at one? 就像是一群草原狼里忽然混进来一只哈士奇,换谁都会多看一眼是吧? Naturally, there is a possibility their itself is one pile of unpainted clay idols, their eyes pinch it is said with donkey excrement ball, because looks has the gloss like this nimble and resourceful. 当然,也有可能他们本就是一堆泥胎,他们的眼睛据说还是用驴屎球儿捏出来的,因为这样看起来更灵动更有光泽。 All, merely you give yourself the pressure. ” 一切的一切,只是你给自己心理压力。” But if, they are really visiting me, if they really have the opinion to me......” female corpse are somewhat scruple. “但如果,他们真的是在看我呢,如果他们真的对我有意见……”女尸还是有些迟疑。 They do not match are consecrated work as that nuisance sage in the temple!” “那他们就不配被供奉在庙里当那劳什子圣人!” Zhou Ze is loud and clear, 周泽掷地有声, Sage enjoys the a thousand years of numerous generations incense and candle to consecrate, if this bearing does not even have, he hasn't had a face to lick to sit consecrates on a table in the temple? “圣人享千秋百代香火供奉,若是连这点气量都没有,那他还有什么脸舔坐在庙宇供奉台桌上? A fake sage, there is anything to be good to fear. ” 一个假圣人,又有什么好怕的。” The female corpse looks at Zhou Ze, the corners of the mouth holds the smile, said: Boss, the words that you just spoke are very aggressive.” 女尸看着周泽,嘴角噙着微笑,道:“老板,你刚刚说的话真的很霸气。” That is.” Zhou Ze is enjoying the flattery of one’s own maid. “那是。”周泽享受着自己女仆的马屁 But Boss, you are ghost messenger, mysteriously and inexorably have the fate, regarding the average person, involving is not possibly big, but to you, different. “但老板,你是鬼差,冥冥之中自有定数,对于普通人来说,牵连可能不大,但对您来说,不一样。 In addition, you are opening the bookstore, belongs one line that the sage destiny looks, your such unstated criticism sage, to you, is not really good. ” 再加上,您是开着书店,属于圣人气运照拂的一行,你这样腹诽圣人,对您,真的不好。” Female corpse rare pulls out the pit of the stomach to say these words with Zhou Ze, placed the past, she looked forward to Zhou Ze to do ; 女尸难得的跟周泽掏心窝子说出这些话,放在以往,她是巴不得周泽去作死的; Jumps jumps, jumped itself me happen to gather up dead bodies to you, then unloaded to grind to the powder your nail, when the tapioca made tea to drink, 跳吧跳吧,把自己跳死了我正好给你收尸,然后把你指甲卸下来磨成粉当珍珠粉泡茶喝, oh no, feeds hogs! 哦不,喂猪! „Those words, do not make matter that weighs on the conscience, did not fear that the ghost...... the sage knocks on a door.” “还是那句话,不做亏心事儿,不怕鬼……圣人敲门。” Zhou Ze looked up the street light, continued saying: 周泽抬头看了看路灯,继续道: my previous life treats the illness to save the patient, does not take the red package, not owing bottom line, has been scrupulously following the medical ethics. 我上辈子治病救人,不收红包,不亏底线,一直恪守着医德。 Even if this whole life became the ghost, after reincarnating into another’s body, has not made anything that weighs on the conscience. 这辈子哪怕成了鬼,借尸还魂之后,也没做出任何一件亏心事儿。 What having is good to fear? ” 有什么好怕的?” Zhou Ze deeply inspires, said again, has nothing to fear.” 周泽深吸一口气,重复道,“没什么好怕的。” Female corpse hears word, an eye of reveal ponders. 女尸闻言,目露沉思。 Zhou Ze these words, are not two manifestos, is more like one type to own warning. 周泽这番话,不是中二的宣言,更像是一种对自己的警告。 Two people continue to proceed aimless, night breeze slightly cool, is very pleasant. 二人继续漫无目的地往前走着,晚风微凉,却很是宜人。 Finally, the female corpse stopped the footsteps, asked: Boss, where do you want to go to?” 终于,女尸停下了脚步,问道:“老板,你要去哪里?” Zhou Ze stopped the footsteps, observes the situation all around subconsciously, discovered startled oneself walked into a subdistrict entrance unexpectedly. 周泽停下了脚步,下意识地环视四周,愕然发现自己居然走入了一家小区门口。 Familiar environment, 熟悉的环境, Familiar reception room, 熟悉的传达室, In the familiar reception room rests the gate guard who is absent from work without an excuse in the evening secretly, 熟悉的传达室里在晚上偷睡旷工的门卫, Familiar express receiving and dispatching cabinet. 熟悉的快递收发柜。 He is taking a walk unexpectedly like this, 他居然就这样散步着, Turns back before oneself subdistrict that naturally lives. 自然而然地走回到自己以前住的小区 Although in bookstore one month, but in the subconscious, here, is his family/home. 虽然在书店一个月了,但在潜意识里,这里,才是他的家。 He who the orphanage grows up, understands the meaning of family/home, in the meantime, to house, is more rigid. 孤儿院长大的他,更懂得家的含意,同时,对房子,也更执着。 However is good when he purchases homes, the Tongcheng house price has not risen to behind is so odd, is because after he starts the work, starts preparing to work as the mortgage slave impatiently, instead picked a watermelon, stirs up the colleagues who later purchase homes to envy very much. 不过好在他买房时,通城房价还没涨到后面那么离谱,也是因为他参加工作后就迫不及待地着手准备当房奴,反而是捡了个西瓜,惹得之后买房的同事们很是羡慕。 However, Zhou Ze now continually previous WeChat and QQ are unable to retrieve, the cell phone confirmation does not have the means lane, looks for in the list the good friend to help you confirm, either by others, when the mental illness scares to death others either. 然而,周泽现在连以前的微信和QQ都无法找回了,手机验证没办法弄,找列表里好友帮你验证,要么被别人当神经病要么把别人吓死。 Own house, after oneself die, was helped sell by the hospital that side, money donated the orphanage in one's own name. 就连自己的房子,也是在自己死后,被医院那边帮忙卖了,钱以自己的名义捐给了孤儿院。 Zhou Ze does not dislike this approach, after all he is not alive other family members. 周泽不反感这个做法,毕竟他在世没有其他亲人。 Here, is my beforehand family/home.” Zhou Ze said to the female corpse. “这里,是我以前的家。”周泽对女尸道。 „, Has a look?” The female corpse suggested. “那么,上去看看?”女尸建议道。 Had been sold.” Zhou Ze sobbed. “已经被卖了。”周泽唏嘘道。 Worked as the revisit.” “就当故地重游了。” Zhou Ze nods, walked. 周泽点点头,走了过去。 Entered Building 8 Unit 2, on elevator, to fifth floor. 进了8栋2单元,上了电梯,到了第五层 Before Zhou Ze arrived at a household of gate, gate that gate, should the customer not have to repair with enough time? 周泽走到了一户门前,门还是那个门,买主应该没来得及重新装修吧? Even entrance cushion, has not changed. 甚至连门口的垫子,也没变。 And, the entrance is placing that cactus , there. 以及,门口摆放着的那颗仙人球,也在那里。 Zhou Ze puts out a hand, underground traces in the jar, fished out a key. 周泽伸手,在罐子地下摸了摸,摸出了一把钥匙。 At that time, oneself were often shouted in the evening went to the hospital to have the emergency medical treatment, many time forgot the belt/bring cell phone or the key and so on, therefore, his false key placed here, in province cannot enter home. 那时候,自己经常晚上被喊去医院出急诊,很多次忘带手机或者钥匙之类的,所以,他的备用钥匙就放在这里,省的自己进不了家门。 Is holding the mentality that gives a try, forces in the key, sways from side to side. 抱着试试看的心态,将钥匙塞进去,扭动。 kacha......” 咔嚓……” The door lock started. 门锁开了。 The gate has not traded, 门没换, Locks has not traded? 锁也没换么? Zhou Ze is somewhat surprised, opens the door, turns on the light conveniently. 周泽有些意外,推开门,顺手开了灯。 Arrangement in living room, all as usual. 客厅里的陈设,一切照旧。 Zhou Ze even also saw own slipper, changed the slipper to walk, the female corpse also followed to come in together. 周泽甚至还看见了自己的拖鞋,换了拖鞋走了进来,女尸也跟着一起进来。 Boss, is the beforehand appearance?” The female corpse asked. “老板,还是以前的样子么?”女尸问道。 Un, this also lets I strangest place.” “嗯,这也是让我最奇怪的地方。” Indeed beforehand appearance, 的确还是以前的样子, But this does not conform to the common sense. 但这不符合常理。 After the common person purchases homes, shouldn't the thing discard the deceased person has used? 寻常人买了房子后,不应该把死人用过的东西都丢掉么? Possibly how to have also remained, moreover doesn't the complete preservation, dislike unluckily? 怎么可能还一直留着,而且全部保存,不嫌晦气? Perhaps, possibly is takes over the person in house, merely brings the investment? Isn't really lives? 或许,可能是接手自己房子的人,只是拿来投资?并不是真的自己住? Zhou Ze sat on the sofa, as if in this time, he changed itself. 周泽在沙发上坐了下来,仿佛在此时,他又变回了自己。 Goes home each time in wearily, has a look at the television, boils midnight snack, the day crosses compact, actually also the enrichment. 每次疲劳地回到家里,看看电视,煮一点夜宵,日子过得紧凑,却也充实。 The female corpse reduced fever the tea, to Zhou Ze one cup, then said but actually: 女尸去烧了茶水,给周泽倒了一杯,然后道: Boss, did you die more than half a year?” “老板,你死了大半年了吧?” Seven months.” “七个月了。” Zhou Ze replied, but how to feel that this dialogue was a little strange? 周泽回答道,但怎么感觉这个对话有点怪? But here is so clean, may not seem like the appearance that seven months no one lives.” The female corpse reminder said. “但这里这么干净,可不像是七个月没人住的样子。”女尸提醒道。 Zhou Ze nods, that is true, here, tidies up very cleanly, should some people clean regularly. 周泽点点头,的确如此,这里,收拾得很干净,应该有人在定期打扫。 But Zhou Ze was very difficult to imagine, bought the person in oneself house, did not lose anything not to trade to anything lazily, situation that even the door lock retained. 周泽很难想象,买了自己房子的人,懒到什么都不丢什么都不换,甚至连门锁都保留的地步。 Zhou Ze opens the bedroom door, discovered unexpectedly before oneself bedding and bed sheet is use. 周泽推开卧室门,发现居然连自己被褥和床单都是以前自己用的。 Boss, I take a shower, just stared by these old things in Literary Temple is looking such for a long time, the body had the goosebumps.” “老板,我去冲个澡吧,刚刚在文庙里被那些老东西盯着看这么久,身上都起鸡皮疙瘩了。” Goes, first operates the water heater.” The Zhou Ze reminder said that bath towel in bathroom entrance kitchen cabinet.” “去吧,把热水器先开一下。”周泽提醒道,“浴巾在卫生间门口的厨柜里。” If, 如果, All arrangement really words as usual. 一切陈设真的照旧的话。 The female corpse took a bath, she loves very much cleanly, the woman, the itself is loves cleanly, her previous generation is lady, one lying down coffin 200 years, without the means take a bath, are much uncomfortable. 女尸去洗澡了,她很爱干净,女人,本就是爱干净的,她前世又是大家闺秀,一躺棺材两百年,没办法洗澡,多难受。 Therefore her basic morning washes, in the evening washes, wasted Zhou Ze many water fee. 所以她基本早上洗一遍,晚上洗一遍,浪费了周泽好多水费。 But thinks she in the shop is the server to oneself, has not wanted the wages, Zhou Ze also endured. 但一想到她给自己店里做服务生,也没要工钱,周泽也就忍了。 Pulls up the window curtains, Zhou Ze stands in the balcony, looks at front night light sparkling. 拉起窗帘,周泽站在阳台上,看着前面夜晚灯光莹莹。 Here, 这里, Is his family/home. 是他的家。 It has not changed, 它没变, But no longer is itself. 但已经不再属于自己。 The people are no longer the same, 物是人非, The people are no longer the same in the true sense. 真正意义上的物是人非啊。 Puts out the smoke, the ignition, Zhou Ze puts out smoke rings. 拿出烟,点燃,周泽吐出一口烟圈。 At heart, somewhat loses, he thinks that oneself should be able to see through, but in fact he cannot. 心里,有些失落,他以为自己应该能看开的,但实际上他不能。 Just like he throws into underworld to wait for reincarnation to be the same that baby personally, 正如他亲手将那个婴儿丢入地狱等待轮回一样, He realizes now sincerely, 他现在深切意识到, As a living person, his recall to world of the living, is really hard to describe with the writing. 作为一个活人,他对阳间的留恋,真的难以用文字去描述出来。 Even if oneself, at this time has impulsive, own house, buys. 哪怕是自己,此时都有一种冲动,把自己的房子,重新买回来。 Regarding money, 至于说钱, By his ability, really must make a money contrary, 以他的能力,真要违规弄点钱, Very difficult? 很难么? This impulsive, was suppressed with great difficulty, Zhou Ze is clear, this is a road of no return, is Pandora's box, once opens, stopping that oneself are not definitely able to receive. 这种冲动,好不容易被压制下去了,周泽清楚,这是一条不归路,是潘多拉的盒子,一旦打开,自己肯定无法收的住手。 Zhou Ze felt oneself are an autonomy person, but regardless at any time, can avoid do not attempt aspect to make the test to humane integrity. 周泽觉得自己是一个自律的人,但无论任何时候,能避免的时候都不要去尝试对“人性操守”方面去做测试。 kacha......” 咔嚓……” Very accidentally/surprisingly, 很意外地, That side the gate transmits the sound that the key enters locks. 门那边传来钥匙入锁的声响。 Did the masters come back? 主人回来了? Zhou Ze has turned around, turns back the living room from the balcony, he is thinking how should to the master explain oneself now in this room, but also overflowed anxiously. 周泽转过身,从阳台走回客厅,他在想该如何向主人解释自己现在在这个屋子,但也没过多紧张。 Said any number of reasons, his in any case is ghost messenger, if finally, because private breaks into the residents to be caught the police station to go, 一千道一万,他好歹是个鬼差,如果最后真的因为私闯民宅被抓到派出所去, Did this also treat unjustly itself? 这也太亏待自己了吧? The autonomy is the autonomy, but does not need from oppressive. 自律是自律,但也没必要自虐啊。 Here, after all is his beforehand family/home. 这里,毕竟是他以前的家。 merely, after the gate was shoved open, 只是,当门被推开后, Walks, 走进来的, Unexpectedly is together the familiar form. 居然是一道熟悉的身影。 Dr. Lin stands in the entrance, looks to stand Zhou Ze in living room, on the face revealed the shocking and flurried color, said: 林医生站在门口,看着站在客厅里的周泽,脸上露出了震惊和慌乱之色,道: How you...... can you here?” “你……你怎么会在这里?” Zhou Ze is also at a loss for words for a while, 周泽也是一时语塞, Buys the house, 买下自己房子的, Unexpectedly is Dr. Lin? 居然是林医生 You listen to me to explain.” Lin Wanqiu. “你听我解释。”林晚秋 You listen to me to explain.” Zhou Ze. “你听我解释。”周泽 Two people spoke these words together, 二人一起说这句话, Regarding Lin Wanqiu, she is very flurried, because she felt Zhou Ze discovered itself emotional affair evidence, 对于林晚秋来说,她很慌乱,因为她觉得周泽是发现了自己“精神出轨”的证据, Found here, she is his wife, actually bought the house that another man left behind, but also has cleaned to tidy up here, because of the reason of that man, the rejection and he has had a sexual intercourse the sex. 找到了这里,她是他的妻子,却买了另外一个男人留下的房子,还一直打扫收拾这里,因为那个男人的原因,拒绝和他同房过夫妻生活。 Dr. Lin felt oneself are in the wrong very much. 林医生觉得自己很理亏。 Is good because, how long this awkward atmosphere has not continued, 好在,这种尴尬的氛围并没有持续多久, Because a more awkward matter appeared, 因为更尴尬的事情出现了, Boss, my clothes did not get wet by me carefully.” “老板,我衣服被我不小心弄湿了。” Female corpse is saying while bound a bath towel to walk, 女尸一边说着一边就裹着一条浴巾走了出来, Arrived, 走到了, In living room, 客厅里, Stood in Zhou Ze and Lin Wenqiu’s, 站在了周泽林晚秋的, Among. 中间。
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