„ This consort only wanted to play some tricks on the honored messenger, honored messenger why under so cruel methods. “妾身无非只是想要戏弄一下上差,上差何必下如此狠手。 honored messenger seriously is the man of fickle widowed righteousness, touched others, frivolous others ; 上差当真是薄情寡义的男人,摸了人家,轻薄了人家; Also poked others with that terrible fierce thing, 还用那可怕的狰狞东西戳了人家, Now also pokes others to hurt very much, 戳得人家现在还疼得很, The skin broke ; 皮都破了呢; The result has turned around not to acknowledge mistakes, and because of first wife, but venting anger others. ” 结果转过身就不认账,而且还因为原配而迁怒人家。” The female corpse sheds tears talked to oneself, pitiful, matches her almost to become the white skirt of cloth strip again now, reveals me to see still pities. 女尸垂泪自语,凄凄惨惨,再搭配她现在身上几乎成布条的白裙,更显我见犹怜。 People often said that lived the old people to become the fox merrily, but present female corpse, but lived for 200 years, had been through repeatedly the vicissitudes change. 人们常说一些活到七老八十的人都快活成狐狸了,而眼前的这具女尸,可是活了两百年,历经了沧桑变化。 Zhou Ze has not paid attention to the female corpse „complaining tearfully”, but has turned head to look to Xu Qinglang, 周泽没理会女尸的“哭诉”,而是扭过头看向许清朗, „Can kill her?” Zhou Ze asked. “能杀了她么？”周泽问道。 „............” Female corpse. “…………”女尸。 Xu Qinglang shakes the head, nods. 许清朗摇摇头,又点点头。 „What do you mean?” Zhou Ze asked. “什么意思？”周泽问道。 „baleful aura of her within the body is an issue, if her final moment is killed by weapons outside baleful aura to leak, will definitely affect neighbor innocent person.” Xu Qinglang answered, „like this will be very troublesome.” “她体内的煞气是个问题,如果她最后关头自行兵解煞气外漏,肯定会波及到附近的无辜。”许清朗解释道,“这样子就会很麻烦。” „Un.” “嗯呢。” The female corpse echoes saying that she was extinguished and Zhou Ze continues to hit the thoughts of sentimental sign, brutal was the heartless court attendant, obviously, Zhou Ze had gotten up the black notebook in her. 女尸附和道,她算是熄灭了和周泽继续打感情牌的心思,无情最是负心郎,显然,周泽已经在她心里上了黑本本了。 „ But she does not dare to play this, otherwise her soul had entered underworld, if she does any dishonorable matter in the world of the living, she in underworld will also be punished. “但她也不敢玩这一手,否则她的灵魂已经入了地狱,若是她在阳间搞出什么伤天害理的事情,地狱里的她也会遭受惩罚。 Therefore, can kill. ” 所以,还是可以杀的。” The Xu Qinglang mouth is holding in the mouth the smoke, before he soon flustered seems like one to be used the strong quail, now has Zhou Ze that the microcosm erupts in side, he can watch the fun to speak the sarcastic remark actually. 许清朗嘴里叼着烟,之前他慌得像是一只即将被用强的鹌鹑,现在有小宇宙爆发的周泽在旁边,他倒是能够看看热闹说说风凉话了。 „Do not kill me, do not kill me, she is she, I am I, I and she are two people.” “不要杀我,不要杀我,她是她,我是我,我和她是两个人。” The female corpse rushes to shout, she can look, the present two men, really want to solve her with the method once and for all. 女尸赶忙喊道,她能看出来,眼前的两个男子,是真的想要用一劳永逸地法子解决她。 Any intelligent life, has the instinct of seeking livehood, the female corpse is no exception. 任何智慧生命,都有着求生的本能,女尸也不例外。 Sinking boat side bank thousand sails, before sickness tree ten thousand wooden spring ; 沉舟侧畔千帆过,病树前头万木春; The female corpse is actually not Madam Bai, to a certain extent, she is an independent life, is the Madam Bai mortal body after 200 years of birth „spirit wisdom”, however, the female corpse and Madam Bai have the complicated relation. 女尸其实不是白夫人,从一定程度上来说,她是一个独立的生命,是白夫人肉身经过两百年时间诞生的“灵智”,然而,女尸和白夫人还是有着千丝万缕的联系。 Xu Qinglang said right, the female corpse does not dare to make any excessive matter in the world of the living, even if dies, she will not choose the unseemly behavior to make Madam Bai in underworld be punished recklessly. 许清朗说得没错,女尸不敢在阳间做出任何过分的事,哪怕是死,她也不会选择去肆意妄为让地狱里的白夫人遭受惩罚。 Zhou Ze squatted in front of the female corpse, „what meaning that you were just, merely to joke?” 周泽在女尸面前蹲了下来,“那你刚刚是什么意思,只是为了闹着玩？” The female corpse nods. 女尸点点头。 „Hehe.” Zhou Ze smiled two, now thinks, oneself some „young”, just became ghost messenger not to have the experience, complied with Madam Bai’s this request. “呵呵。”周泽笑了两声,现在想想,自己还是有些过于“年轻”了,刚当上鬼差没有经验,才答应了白夫人的这个请求。 „Can trig her on no means?” Zhou Ze asked. “就没有什么办法可以制住她？”周泽问道。 „Draws her wisp of zombie soul blood to come out, can control her, but this gadget she is willing to give you on own initiative.” Xu Qinglang said in the side suggestion. “抽取她一缕僵尸魂血出来,就能控制住她了,但这玩意儿得她愿意主动给你。”许清朗在旁边建议道。 The female corpse raised the head fiercely, in eyes flashes before the thick hatred, is staring at Xu Qinglang stubbornly, as if in this time, Xu Qinglang is she biggest enemy. 女尸猛地抬起头,眼眸里闪现出浓浓的恨意,死死地盯着许清朗,仿佛在此时,许清朗就是她最大的敌人。 „Or the death, either hands over the soul blood, the yourself choice.” The Xu Qinglang corners of the mouth have the smile to say. “要么死,要么交出魂血,你自己选择。”许清朗嘴角带着微笑说道。 „yourself...... elects.” Zhou Ze also looked to the female corpse, obviously, he agreed with the Xu Qinglang’s suggestion. “你自己……选吧。”周泽也看向了女尸,显然,他是同意了许清朗的建议。 Zhou Ze has the cleanliness/mysophobia, he does not want to present the female corpse to get down with the tongue again bewilderedly gives himself to clean cup matter. 周泽有洁癖,他可不希望再出现女尸莫名其妙地下来用舌头给自己清洗杯子这种事。 „Good, I give you.” The female corpse deeply inspires, seeming like must own this time being unwilling with angry burying, then, she close one's eyes, immediately afterward, a thing of wisp of similar red earthworm finds out from the female corpse forehead position. “好,我给你。”女尸深吸一口气,似乎是要将自己此时的不甘和愤怒埋葬,而后,她闭上眼,紧接着,一缕类似红色蚯蚓的东西自女尸眉心位置探出。 Zhou Ze put out a hand to seize this thing with the nail, then pulled out, placed oneself palm, was somewhat warm, was somewhat moist, slippery. 周泽伸手用指甲掐住了这个东西,而后抽了出来,放在了自己掌心,有些温热,也有些湿润,滑不溜秋的。 After the female corpse hands over the soul blood, the spirit becomes the dispirited all of a sudden , the whole person almost faint, supports by hard and stubborn effort has not been getting down but actually. 女尸交出魂血之后,精神一下子变得十分萎靡,整个人几乎昏厥,硬撑着才没倒下去。 „Oneself go to the bathroom to clean up then to come up to lie down, starting today, without my permission, does not permit to tread bookstore one step.” Zhou Ze warned. “自己去卫生间清理一下然后上去躺着吧,自今日起,没有我的允许,不准踏出书店一步。”周泽警告道。 „Yes, honored messenger.” The female corpse dangling head, the stance places very lowly, the soul blood was acted bashful by the opposite party, she can only choose to lower the head. “是,上差。”女尸垂下头,姿态摆放得很低,魂血被对方拿捏,她只能选择低头。 ............ ………… „ Hiss..........sss......... be a bit gentler......ooahhh...... a bit gentler...... “嘶…………嘶…………你轻点……哟哦哦哦……轻点啊…… Why are you so vigorous...... ouch... it really hurts ......... 干嘛这么大力……疼……真的好疼……… Slow down a bit......a bit slower...... move slower...... so good...... use a bit more strength...... ” 慢点……再慢点……慢点动……好了……用力点……” „pā.” “啪。” Zhou Ze threw the medicated wine jar on the table, oneself are giving the Xu Qinglang apply medication externally liquor obviously, but sounded seems like actually handling very disgusting matter to be the same. 周泽将药酒瓶子丢在了桌上,自己明明是在给许清朗擦药酒,但听起来却像是在做很恶心的事情一样。 „wipe yourself.” “你自己抹吧。” „, You without not being injured, but I was flung on the wall, body bruise so many, you would have no little compassion?” Xu Qinglang more said is more excited , to continue saying: „Zhou Ze, since you come here, you discovered that I have been having bad luck?” “别介啊,你没受伤但我可是被甩到了墙上,身上淤青这么多,你就没一点点的恻隐之心？”许清朗越说越激动,继续道:“周泽,自从你来到这里后,你有没有发现我一直在倒霉？” „This is the fate.” Zhou Ze expressed that does not carry this pot, „mnemonics that right, you just read, I always feel very familiar-sounding.” “这是命数。”周泽表示不背这个锅,“对了,你刚刚念的口诀,我总觉得很耳熟。” The world is limitless, the profound heart executes. 天地无极,玄心正法。 „In a soap opera, I thought that is listening well, brought with, actually did not have regarding least bit help.” Xu Qinglang actually sincere. “一部电视剧里的,我觉得听着不错,就拿来用了,其实对于施法半点帮助都没。”许清朗倒是实诚。 „Is equivalent to oneself adds BGM?” “相当于给自己加一个BGM？” „............” Xu Qinglang turned a supercilious look, oneself took up the medicated wine to smudge, „in kitchen had some pickled plum juice, you took, tomorrow morning I will not open the door, must rest.” “呵…………”许清朗翻了一个白眼,自己拿起药酒涂抹了起来,“厨房里有一些酸梅汁,你拿回去吧,明天上午我不开门,要多休息。” „I went back to rest.” Zhou Ze set out after pickled plum juice said goodbye, after returning to the bookstore, got up second floor directly. “我回去休息了。”周泽起身拿了酸梅汁后告辞,回到书店后径直上了二楼。 After the female corpse oneself washed in vain, lies down in freezer very much obedient, wore the Zhou Ze’s clothes. 女尸很听话地把自己洗白白后躺在了冰柜里,穿着周泽的衣服。 The white shirt puts in her is somewhat big, below hangs to suspend, wraps up curve that behind turned upwards, she has not worn the trousers, the both legs lies down in inside alternately, the coquettish look like the silk. 白色的衬衫穿在她身上有些大,下面垂摆下来,包住了后面翘起的弧度,她没穿长裤,双腿交叉躺在里面,媚眼如丝。 Zhou Ze put out a hand to knock knocking by freezer, said: „I remember that Madam Bai has said that she died before the marriage.” 周泽伸手在冰柜旁敲了敲,道:“我记得白夫人说过,她是在结婚前就死了的。” Also therefore, Madam Bai should properly speaking without the human affairs, but present female corpse, actually a little meaning of loose and fickle. 也因此,白夫人按理说应该未经人事,但眼前的女尸,却有点水性杨花的意思。 „That is because she has not told you her was before the wedding and a poor and pedantic student passes, deceitfully, was discovered by her father feels degrading the lintel, was drown to death forcefully.” “那是因为她没告诉你她是婚前和一位穷酸书生通、、、奸,被她父亲发现了觉得有辱门楣,强行溺死了的。” „oh, therefore , experienced old driver?” “哦,所以说,还是有经验的老司机？” „That is, you know her how many thoughts to let me seemingly was insufficient the terrifying to spend and painstaking care like the drowner?” “那是,你知道她为了让我看起来不至于像溺死者那样恐怖花费了多少心思和心血么？” „Woman, is likes to look good eventually.” Zhou Ze shakes the head, „rests.” “女人,终究是爱美的。”周泽摇摇头,“睡吧。” Then, Zhou Ze placed by a pillow freezer, lay down. 说完,周泽将一个枕头放在了冰柜旁,躺了下来。 Some female corpses by her, the chill in the air that her body sends out make him feel very comfortable, compared with lying down makes him feel satisfied in freezer. 有女尸在她旁边,她身上散发出来的寒意让他觉得很舒服,比躺在冰柜里更让他觉得惬意。 This thinks, rests very steadfastly, when will wake up next morning, Zhou Ze opens eyes, sees a pair of big long leg to rock before oneself slowly, even the toes curve is just right. 这一觉,睡得很踏实,等到翌日上午醒来时,周泽睁开眼,就看见一双大长腿在自己面前慢悠悠地晃动着,甚至连足尖的弧度都恰到好处。 If wears the silk stockings or the high-heeled shoes...... 如果穿上丝袜或者高跟鞋的话…… „You’re hard as a rock.” The female corpse discovered that full of vigor and vitality tent keenly. “你石更了。”女尸敏锐地发现了那一顶朝气蓬勃帐篷。 „Normal physiological phenomenon.” Zhou Ze had not thought that has what embarrassment, when facing Dr. Lin, perhaps he is willing to coordinate, cautious shy, to help play among that men and women the pure relations ; “正常生理现象。”周泽没觉得有什么不好意思,面对林医生时,他或许愿意去配合地害羞、拘谨一些,以便于玩那种男女之间纯粹的关系; But when facing female corpse, Zhou Ze instead can let loose. 而面对女尸时,周泽反而能更放得开。 Each other is not a person, does not need to play tricks falsely, instead purely. 彼此都不是人,也就没必要装神弄鬼地虚伪,反而更加地纯粹。 „ Been able to bear words I can lie down, you can arrive on me, I know, actually you want to do that matter. “忍不住的话我可以躺下来,你可以到我身上来,我知道,其实你很想做那种事。 Suppresses too for a long time, is not good, especially your body also not original installation, otherwise really likely has the problem. ” 憋太久,可不好,尤其你的身体还不是原装的,否则真的很可能出现问题的哟。” The female corpse said very much naturally, also smiles, said: „Relax, although I don’t have contraceptives, but will not be pregnant.” 女尸很大方地说道,同时笑了笑,道:“放心,我虽然没上环,但不会怀孕。” „But inside you is cold.” “但你里面是冷的。” Zhou Ze went down the staircase to wash, immediately afterward started to cook the instant noodles, after all were ready, Zhou Ze put out pickled plum juice the instant noodles to complete the morning dining task difficultly. 周泽走下了楼梯去洗漱,紧接着开始煮泡面,一切准备就绪后,周泽拿出酸梅汁就着泡面艰难地完成了上午的进餐任务。 „Very painful, eats the human food.” The female corpse sits on the flight of step, is leaning the face, looks at Zhou Ze. “很痛苦吧,吃人类的食物。”女尸坐在楼梯台阶上,侧着脸,看着周泽。 „Does not close your matter.” “不关你的事。” „Had died obviously, actually insisted that was lived by oneself seems like a person to be the same, isn't tired?” “明明已经死了,却还是坚持让自己活得像是一个人一样,不觉得累么？” „Your words, a little were many” Zhou Ze to knit the brows slightly. “你的话,有点多了”周泽微微皱眉。 „You had said yesterday that does not allow me to leave the bookstore, I except for looking for you spoke, what can also make?” “你昨天说过,不允许我离开书店,那我除了找你说话,还能做什么？” Zhou Ze takes up the mop and broom after counter, lost to the female corpse altogether. 周泽拿起柜台后的拖把和扫帚,一股脑地都丢给了女尸。 „clean up.” “做卫生。” .................. ……………… Today the sunlight is very good, the female corpse kneels to bend down on the bookstore ceramic tile scratches to be well-grounded with the cleaning rag, Zhou Ze is puts out a plastic backless stool to sit outside the shop, is sunning. 今天阳光很好,女尸跪伏在书店瓷砖上用抹布擦着地,周泽则是搬出一张塑料板凳坐在店铺外,晒着太阳。 To noon, Xu Qinglang opened the shop door to walk, he took cigarette from Zhou Ze here, shot a look at scene in a shop, said with a smile: 一直到了中午时分,许清朗才打开了铺门走了出来,他从周泽这里拿了一根烟,瞥了一眼店里的情景,笑道: „Trains well.” “调教得不错嘛。” Zhou Ze continues to narrow the eyes to focus, is enjoying the sunlight. 周泽继续眯着眼,享受着阳光。 Xu Qinglang puts out smoke rings, then probably thought of anything, said: 许清朗吐出一口烟圈,然后像是想到了什么,道: „Your this signboard does well, very has acting almighty, made that I in next door paled by comparison, I also plan to have custom-made a signboard.” “你这牌匾做得不错,挺有B格的,弄得隔壁的我相形见绌了,我也打算定制个牌匾。” „Poses as a cultured person?” Zhou Ze said with a smile. “附庸风雅？”周泽笑道。 „Isn't good?” The Xu Qinglang willow eyebrows select, „I suspend my twenty titles to the house, who can say that I amn't elegant?” “不行么？”许清朗柳眉一挑,“我把我那二十几张房产证摆出来,谁能说我不风雅？” Zhou Ze shakes the head reluctantly. 周泽无奈地摇摇头。 „ Come , helping my staff officer, your ‚Listen with a Grain of Salt, Thus I Heard from Buddha’ I feel good, I planned that the signboard antithetical couplet horizontal scroll is ‚life is but a dream’, what kind of, sounds has character. “来嘛,帮我参谋一下,你这个‘姑妄听之，如是我闻’我觉得挺不错的,我打算牌匾对联的横批是‘人生如梦’,怎么样,听起来就有范儿。 But the antithetical couplet I want fondest of playing jokes and ‚eating’ related, this can agree with my restaurant is right? 但对联我想最好弄个和‘吃’有关的,这样才能契合我的餐馆对吧？ I had not thought that what good suggestion do you have? ” 我一直没想到好的,你有什么好的建议？” Zhou Ze hesitated a while, said: „Really wants to listen?” 周泽沉吟了一会儿,道:“真想听？” „Said.” Xu Qinglang urged. “说嘛。”许清朗催促道。 Zhou Ze looked at the female corpse in room, said: 周泽看了看屋子里的女尸,道: „ Man consumes the earth throughout one's life, “人吃土一生, The earth consumes man throughout its life. 土吃人一生。 horizontal scroll, 横批, life is but a dream. ” 人生如梦。”