„ This consort only wanted to play some tricks on the honored messenger, honored messengerwhyundersocruel methods.
“妾身无非只是想要戏弄一下上差,上差何必下如此狠手。honored messengerseriouslyis the man of ficklewidowedrighteousness, touchedothers, frivolousothers;上差当真是薄情寡义的男人,摸了人家,轻薄了人家;Alsopokedotherswiththatterriblefiercething,
还用那可怕的狰狞东西戳了人家,Nowalsopokesothersto hurtvery much,
戳得人家现在还疼得很,
The skinbroke;
皮都破了呢;
The resulthas turned aroundnot to acknowledge mistakes, andbecause offirst wife, butventing angerothers. ”
结果转过身就不认账,而且还因为原配而迁怒人家。”
The female corpsesheds tearstalked to oneself, pitiful, matchesheralmostto become the whiteskirt of cloth stripagainnow, revealsmeto seestillpities.
女尸垂泪自语,凄凄惨惨,再搭配她现在身上几乎成布条的白裙,更显我见犹怜。Peopleoftensaid that lived the oldpeopleto become the foxmerrily, butpresentfemale corpse, butlived for 200years, had been through repeatedly the vicissitudeschange.
人们常说一些活到七老八十的人都快活成狐狸了,而眼前的这具女尸,可是活了两百年,历经了沧桑变化。Zhou Zehas not paid attention to the female corpse„complaining tearfully”, buthas turned headto looktoXu Qinglang,周泽没理会女尸的“哭诉”,而是扭过头看向许清朗,„Cankillher?”Zhou Zeasked.
“能杀了她么?”周泽问道。„............”Female corpse.
“…………”女尸。Xu Qinglangshakes the head, nods.许清朗摇摇头,又点点头。„What do you mean?”Zhou Zeasked.
“什么意思?”周泽问道。„baleful aura of herwithin the bodyis an issue, ifherfinalmomentis killed by weaponsoutsidebaleful aurato leak, will definitely affectneighborinnocent person.”Xu Qinglanganswered, „like this will be very troublesome.”
“她体内的煞气是个问题,如果她最后关头自行兵解煞气外漏,肯定会波及到附近的无辜。”许清朗解释道,“这样子就会很麻烦。”„Un.”
“嗯呢。”
The female corpseechoes saying that shewasextinguishedandZhou Zecontinuesto hit the thoughts of sentimentalsign, brutalwas the heartlesscourt attendant, obviously, Zhou Zehad gotten up the blacknotebookinher.
女尸附和道,她算是熄灭了和周泽继续打感情牌的心思,无情最是负心郎,显然,周泽已经在她心里上了黑本本了。
„ Butshedoes not dareto playthis, otherwisehersoulhad enteredunderworld, ifshedoes any dishonorablematterin the world of the living, she in underworldwill also be punished.
“但她也不敢玩这一手,否则她的灵魂已经入了地狱,若是她在阳间搞出什么伤天害理的事情,地狱里的她也会遭受惩罚。Therefore, cankill. ”
所以,还是可以杀的。”
The Xu Qinglangmouthis holding in the mouth the smoke, beforehesoonflusteredseems likeoneto be used the strongquail, nowhasZhou Ze that the microcosmeruptsinside, hecanwatch the funto speak the sarcastic remarkactually.许清朗嘴里叼着烟,之前他慌得像是一只即将被用强的鹌鹑,现在有小宇宙爆发的周泽在旁边,他倒是能够看看热闹说说风凉话了。„Do not killme, do not killme, sheisshe, IamI, Iandshearetwopeople.”
“不要杀我,不要杀我,她是她,我是我,我和她是两个人。”
The female corpserushesto shout, shecanlook, the presenttwomen, reallywantto solveherwith the methodonce and for all.
女尸赶忙喊道,她能看出来,眼前的两个男子,是真的想要用一劳永逸地法子解决她。Anyintelligentlife, has the instinct of seeking livehood, the female corpseis no exception.
任何智慧生命,都有着求生的本能,女尸也不例外。Sinkingboatsidebankthousandsails, beforesicknesstreeten thousandwoodenspring;
沉舟侧畔千帆过,病树前头万木春;
The female corpse is actually notMadam Bai, to a certain extent, sheis an independentlife, is the Madam Baimortal bodyafter200years of birth„spiritwisdom”, however, the female corpseandMadam Baihave the complicatedrelation.
女尸其实不是白夫人,从一定程度上来说,她是一个独立的生命,是白夫人肉身经过两百年时间诞生的“灵智”,然而,女尸和白夫人还是有着千丝万缕的联系。Xu Qinglangsaidright, the female corpsedoes not dareto makeanyexcessivematterin the world of the living, even ifdies, shewill not choose the unseemly behaviorto makeMadam Bai in underworldbe punishedrecklessly.许清朗说得没错,女尸不敢在阳间做出任何过分的事,哪怕是死,她也不会选择去肆意妄为让地狱里的白夫人遭受惩罚。Zhou Zesquattedin front of the female corpse, „whatmeaningthatyou were just, merelytojoke?”周泽在女尸面前蹲了下来,“那你刚刚是什么意思,只是为了闹着玩?”
The female corpsenods.
女尸点点头。„Hehe.”Zhou Zesmiledtwo, nowthinks,oneselfsome„young”, justbecameghost messengernot to have the experience, complied withMadam Bai’sthisrequest.
“呵呵。”周泽笑了两声,现在想想,自己还是有些过于“年轻”了,刚当上鬼差没有经验,才答应了白夫人的这个请求。„Cantrigheronnomeans?”Zhou Zeasked.
“就没有什么办法可以制住她?”周泽问道。„Draws her wisp of zombiesoulbloodto come out, cancontrolher, butthisgadgetsheis willingto giveyouon own initiative.”Xu Qinglangsaidin the sidesuggestion.
“抽取她一缕僵尸魂血出来,就能控制住她了,但这玩意儿得她愿意主动给你。”许清朗在旁边建议道。
The female corpseraised the headfiercely, ineyesflashes before the thickhatred, is staring atXu Qinglangstubbornly, as ifinthis time, Xu Qinglangisshebiggestenemy.
女尸猛地抬起头,眼眸里闪现出浓浓的恨意,死死地盯着许清朗,仿佛在此时,许清朗就是她最大的敌人。„Or the death, eitherhands over the soulblood, the yourselfchoice.” The Xu Qinglangcorners of the mouthhave the smileto say.
“要么死,要么交出魂血,你自己选择。”许清朗嘴角带着微笑说道。„yourself...... elects.”Zhou Zealsolookedto the female corpse, obviously, heagreed with the Xu Qinglang’ssuggestion.
“你自己……选吧。”周泽也看向了女尸,显然,他是同意了许清朗的建议。Zhou Zehas the cleanliness/mysophobia, hedoes not wantto present the female corpseto get downwith the tongueagainbewilderedlygives himselfto cleancupmatter.周泽有洁癖,他可不希望再出现女尸莫名其妙地下来用舌头给自己清洗杯子这种事。„Good, Igiveyou.” The female corpsedeeplyinspires, seeming likemustownthis timebeing unwillingwithangryburying, then, sheclose one's eyes, immediately afterward, a thing of wisp of similarredearthwormfinds outfrom the female corpseforeheadposition.
“好,我给你。”女尸深吸一口气,似乎是要将自己此时的不甘和愤怒埋葬,而后,她闭上眼,紧接着,一缕类似红色蚯蚓的东西自女尸眉心位置探出。Zhou Zeput out a handto seizethisthingwith the nail, thenpulled out, placedoneselfpalm, was somewhat warm, was somewhat moist, slippery.周泽伸手用指甲掐住了这个东西,而后抽了出来,放在了自己掌心,有些温热,也有些湿润,滑不溜秋的。
After the female corpsehands over the soulblood, the spiritbecomes the dispiritedall of a sudden , the whole personalmostfaint, supports by hard and stubborn efforthas not been getting downbut actually.
女尸交出魂血之后,精神一下子变得十分萎靡,整个人几乎昏厥,硬撑着才没倒下去。„Oneselfgo to the bathroomto clean upthento come upto lie down, starting today, withoutmypermission, does not permitto treadbookstoreonestep.”Zhou Zewarned.
“自己去卫生间清理一下然后上去躺着吧,自今日起,没有我的允许,不准踏出书店一步。”周泽警告道。„Yes, honored messenger.” The female corpsedanglinghead, the stanceplacesverylowly, the soulbloodwas acted bashfulby the opposite party, she can only chooseto lower the head.
“是,上差。”女尸垂下头,姿态摆放得很低,魂血被对方拿捏,她只能选择低头。............
…………
„ Hiss..........sss......... be a bit gentler......ooahhh...... a bit gentler......
“嘶…………嘶…………你轻点……哟哦哦哦……轻点啊……Why are you so vigorous...... ouch... it really hurts.........干嘛这么大力……疼……真的好疼………Slow down a bit......a bit slower...... move slower...... so good...... use a bit more strength...... ”慢点……再慢点……慢点动……好了……用力点……”„pā.”
“啪。”Zhou Zethrew the medicated winejaron the table, oneselfare giving the Xu Qinglangapply medication externallyliquorobviously, butsoundedseems like actually handling very disgustingmatterto be the same.周泽将药酒瓶子丢在了桌上,自己明明是在给许清朗擦药酒,但听起来却像是在做很恶心的事情一样。„wipe yourself.”
“你自己抹吧。”„, Youwithoutnot being injured, butIwas flungon the wall, bodybruiseso many, youwould have no littlecompassion?”Xu Qinglangmoresaidis more excited , to continue saying: „Zhou Ze, since you come here, youdiscovered that Ihave been having bad luck?”
“别介啊,你没受伤但我可是被甩到了墙上,身上淤青这么多,你就没一点点的恻隐之心?”许清朗越说越激动,继续道:“周泽,自从你来到这里后,你有没有发现我一直在倒霉?”„Thisis the fate.”Zhou Zeexpressed that does not carrythispot, „mnemonics that right, youjustread, Ialwaysfeelveryfamiliar-sounding.”
“这是命数。”周泽表示不背这个锅,“对了,你刚刚念的口诀,我总觉得很耳熟。”
The worldis limitless, the profoundheartexecutes.
天地无极,玄心正法。„In a soap opera, Ithought that is listeningwell, broughtwith, actuallydid not haveregardingleast bithelp.”Xu Qinglangactuallysincere.
“一部电视剧里的,我觉得听着不错,就拿来用了,其实对于施法半点帮助都没。”许清朗倒是实诚。„Is equivalenttooneselfaddsBGM?”
“相当于给自己加一个BGM?”„............”Xu Qinglangturned a supercilious look, oneselftook up the medicated wineto smudge, „inkitchenhadsomepickled plum juice, youtook, tomorrow morningIwill not open the door, mustrest.”
“呵…………”许清朗翻了一个白眼,自己拿起药酒涂抹了起来,“厨房里有一些酸梅汁,你拿回去吧,明天上午我不开门,要多休息。”„Iwent backto rest.”Zhou Zeset outafterpickled plum juicesaid goodbye, after returning to the bookstore, got upsecond floordirectly.
“我回去休息了。”周泽起身拿了酸梅汁后告辞,回到书店后径直上了二楼。
After the female corpseoneselfwashedin vain, lies downinfreezervery muchobedient, wore the Zhou Ze’sclothes.
女尸很听话地把自己洗白白后躺在了冰柜里,穿着周泽的衣服。
The whiteshirtputsinheris somewhat big, belowhangsto suspend, wraps upcurve that behindturned upwards, shehas not worn the trousers, the both legslies downininsidealternately, the coquettish looklike the silk.
白色的衬衫穿在她身上有些大,下面垂摆下来,包住了后面翘起的弧度,她没穿长裤,双腿交叉躺在里面,媚眼如丝。Zhou Zeput out a handto knockknockingbyfreezer, said: „Iremember that Madam Baihas said that shediedbefore the marriage.”周泽伸手在冰柜旁敲了敲,道:“我记得白夫人说过,她是在结婚前就死了的。”Alsotherefore, Madam Baishouldproperly speakingwithout the human affairs, butpresentfemale corpse, actuallya little meaning of loose and fickle.
也因此,白夫人按理说应该未经人事,但眼前的女尸,却有点水性杨花的意思。„Thatisbecauseshehas not toldyouherwasbefore the weddingand a poor and pedanticstudentpasses, deceitfully, was discoveredbyher father feels degrading the lintel, was drown to deathforcefully.”
“那是因为她没告诉你她是婚前和一位穷酸书生通、、、奸,被她父亲发现了觉得有辱门楣,强行溺死了的。”„oh, therefore ,experiencedold driver?”
“哦,所以说,还是有经验的老司机?”„Thatis, youknowherhow manythoughtstoletmeseeminglywas insufficient the terrifyingto spend and painstaking carelike the drowner?”
“那是,你知道她为了让我看起来不至于像溺死者那样恐怖花费了多少心思和心血么?”„Woman, islikes to look goodeventually.”Zhou Zeshakes the head, „rests.”
“女人,终究是爱美的。”周泽摇摇头,“睡吧。”Then, Zhou Zeplacedby a pillowfreezer, lay down.
说完,周泽将一个枕头放在了冰柜旁,躺了下来。Somefemale corpsesbyher, the chill in the air that herbodysends outmakehimfeelverycomfortable, compared withlying downmakeshimfeelsatisfiedinfreezer.
有女尸在她旁边,她身上散发出来的寒意让他觉得很舒服,比躺在冰柜里更让他觉得惬意。Thisthinks,restsverysteadfastly, whenwill wake upnext morning, Zhou Zeopens eyes, sees a pair of biglong legto rockbeforeoneselfslowly, even the toescurveis just right.
这一觉,睡得很踏实,等到翌日上午醒来时,周泽睁开眼,就看见一双大长腿在自己面前慢悠悠地晃动着,甚至连足尖的弧度都恰到好处。Ifwears the silk stockingsor the high-heeled shoes......
如果穿上丝袜或者高跟鞋的话……„You’re hard as a rock.” The female corpsediscoveredthatfull of vigor and vitalitytentkeenly.
“你石更了。”女尸敏锐地发现了那一顶朝气蓬勃帐篷。„Normalphysiological phenomenon.”Zhou Zehad not thought that haswhatembarrassment, when facingDr. Lin, perhapsheis willingto coordinate, cautiousshy, tohelpplayamongthatmen and women the purerelations;
“正常生理现象。”周泽没觉得有什么不好意思,面对林医生时,他或许愿意去配合地害羞、拘谨一些,以便于玩那种男女之间纯粹的关系;But when facingfemale corpse, Zhou Zeinstead can let loose.
而面对女尸时,周泽反而能更放得开。Each otheris not a person, does not needto play tricksfalsely, insteadpurely.
彼此都不是人,也就没必要装神弄鬼地虚伪,反而更加地纯粹。
„ Been able to bearwordsIcanlie down, youcanarrive on me, Iknow,actuallyyouwantto dothatmatter.
“忍不住的话我可以躺下来,你可以到我身上来,我知道,其实你很想做那种事。Suppressestoofor a long time, is not good, especiallyyourbodyalsonotoriginal installation, otherwisereally likely has the problem. ”
憋太久,可不好,尤其你的身体还不是原装的,否则真的很可能出现问题的哟。”
The female corpsesaidvery muchnaturally,alsosmiles, said: „Relax, although I don’t have contraceptives, butwill not be pregnant.”
女尸很大方地说道,同时笑了笑,道:“放心,我虽然没上环,但不会怀孕。”„But inside you is cold.”
“但你里面是冷的。”Zhou Zewent down the staircaseto wash, immediately afterwardstartedto cook the instant noodles, after allwere ready, Zhou Zeput outpickled plum juice the instant noodlesto complete the morningdiningtaskdifficultly.周泽走下了楼梯去洗漱,紧接着开始煮泡面,一切准备就绪后,周泽拿出酸梅汁就着泡面艰难地完成了上午的进餐任务。„Very painful, eats the humanfood.” The female corpsesitson the flight of step, is leaning the face, looks atZhou Ze.
“很痛苦吧,吃人类的食物。”女尸坐在楼梯台阶上,侧着脸,看着周泽。„Does not closeyourmatter.”
“不关你的事。”„Had diedobviously, actuallyinsisted that was livedbyoneselfseems like a personto be the same, isn'ttired?”
“明明已经死了,却还是坚持让自己活得像是一个人一样,不觉得累么?”„Yourwords, a littlewere many”Zhou Zeto knit the browsslightly.
“你的话,有点多了”周泽微微皱眉。„Youhad said yesterday that does not allowmeto leave the bookstore, Iexcept forlooking foryouspoke, what can also make?”
“你昨天说过,不允许我离开书店,那我除了找你说话,还能做什么?”Zhou Zetakes up the mop and broom after counter, lostto the female corpsealtogether.周泽拿起柜台后的拖把和扫帚,一股脑地都丢给了女尸。„clean up.”
“做卫生。”..................
………………Today the sunlightis very good, the female corpsekneelsto bend downon the bookstoreceramic tilescratchesto be well-groundedwith the cleaning rag, Zhou Zeisputs out a plasticbackless stoolto sitoutside the shop, is sunning.
今天阳光很好,女尸跪伏在书店瓷砖上用抹布擦着地,周泽则是搬出一张塑料板凳坐在店铺外,晒着太阳。Tonoon, Xu Qinglangopened the shopdoorto walk, hetookcigarettefromZhou Zehere, shot a look atscene in a shop, said with a smile:
一直到了中午时分,许清朗才打开了铺门走了出来,他从周泽这里拿了一根烟,瞥了一眼店里的情景,笑道:„Trainswell.”
“调教得不错嘛。”Zhou Zecontinuesto narrow the eyesto focus, is enjoying the sunlight.周泽继续眯着眼,享受着阳光。Xu Qinglangputs outsmoke rings, thenprobablythought ofanything, said:许清朗吐出一口烟圈,然后像是想到了什么,道:„Yourthissignboarddoes well, veryhasacting almighty, made that I in next doorpaled by comparison, Ialsoplanto have custom-made a signboard.”
“你这牌匾做得不错,挺有B格的,弄得隔壁的我相形见绌了,我也打算定制个牌匾。”„Poses as a cultured person?”Zhou Zesaid with a smile.
“附庸风雅?”周泽笑道。„Isn't good?” The Xu Qinglangwillow eyebrowsselect, „Isuspend my twentytitles to the house, whocansay that Iamn't elegant?”
“不行么?”许清朗柳眉一挑,“我把我那二十几张房产证摆出来,谁能说我不风雅?”Zhou Zeshakes the headreluctantly.周泽无奈地摇摇头。
„ Come , helping mystaff officer, your ‚Listen with a Grain of Salt, Thus I Heard from Buddha’Ifeelgood, Iplanned that the signboardantithetical couplethorizontal scrollis‚life is but a dream’, what kind of, soundshascharacter.
“来嘛,帮我参谋一下,你这个‘姑妄听之,如是我闻’我觉得挺不错的,我打算牌匾对联的横批是‘人生如梦’,怎么样,听起来就有范儿。But the antithetical coupletIwantfondest of playing jokesand‚eating’related, thiscanagree withmyrestaurantis right?
但对联我想最好弄个和‘吃’有关的,这样才能契合我的餐馆对吧?Ihad not thought that whatgoodsuggestion do youhave? ”
我一直没想到好的,你有什么好的建议?”Zhou Zehesitateda while, said: „Reallywantsto listen?”周泽沉吟了一会儿,道:“真想听?”„Said.”Xu Qinglangurged.
“说嘛。”许清朗催促道。Zhou Zelooked at the female corpse in room, said:周泽看了看屋子里的女尸,道:
„ Man consumes the earth throughout one's life,
“人吃土一生,The earth consumes man throughout its life.土吃人一生。horizontal scroll,横批,life is but a dream. ”人生如梦。”
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