LNBH :: Volume #4

#356: old daoist crouches/submits demon


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Here, dies to wait on keeps falling into one type self-doubt in the earnestness, but another side, after packing off that old aunt, the people in reading room washed to rest unexpectedly directly. 这边,死侍不停地陷入一种“自我怀疑”的较真之中,而另一边,在送走那个老阿姨之后,书屋里的众人居然就直接洗洗睡了。 From top to bottom, 从上到下, No one discovered that died not to wait on, 没有一个人发现死侍不在了, Even if with dying to wait on old daoist of room not to notice, 哪怕和死侍住一个屋子的老道也没留意到, Because dies to wait on the reading room had not had the feeling very much. 因为死侍在书屋里一直很没存在感。 This Qu bright open canal really real brother and sister, this matter cannot report to the police painstakingly, the warning words may involve the unnecessary trouble, moreover oneself raise the gu insect in the populous downtown areas, is the matter that cannot publicize. 这就苦了渠明明渠真真兄妹,这种事情又不能报警,报警的话可能会牵扯出很多不必要的麻烦,而且自己在人口稠密的闹市区养蛊虫,也是一件不能公开的事情。 But the issue is, 但问题是, This fellow kills and cannot kill, 这个家伙杀又杀不死, The arm downloaded him also to be able quickly to restore, 胳膊卸掉了他还能迅速恢复, The neck turned the turn over to pass, 脖子扭翻转过去了, Oneself can also break off unexpectedly. 自己居然还能掰回来。 Is good because, 好在, The aggressivity of this fellow is not very obvious, he before also merely after submerging to be stealing food the insect, even if Qu Zhenzhen making a move injured him afterward, and prepared to kill him, after he recovered, has not retaliated eagerly. 这家伙的攻击性并不是很明显,他之前也只是在潜入进来后偷吃着虫子,哪怕是后来渠真真出手伤了他且准备杀了他,他复原后也没急于报复。 However, 然而, Such a fellow keeps in the home, 这样一个家伙留在自己家里, Never is a matter. 始终不是一件事儿啊。 Regarding the ditch, is not worried issue that obviously at present own gu insect loses, but is thinking hurries packing off this god of plague. 对于渠明明来说,眼下已经不是担心自己蛊虫损失的问题了,而是想着赶紧把这座瘟神给送走。 Suddenly, 一时间, The somewhat helpless ditch will look at opposite of the street obviously. 有些手足无措的渠明明将目光投向了马路对面。 Goes to bookstore to shout that the person helps.” “去书店里喊人帮忙吧。” The ditch said to own younger sister obviously. 渠明明对自己妹妹说道。 This ............ “这…………” Although does not want at heart very much, repels very much, but the ditch is really really clear, this was the present only means. 虽然心里很不愿意,也很排斥,但渠真真清楚,这是现在唯一的办法了。 The reason that the repel and does not want because actually not their brother and sister have what prejudice to the reading room, because first person in that bookstore was too fearful ; Secondly is because previous time matter their brother and sister have a guilt to the bookstore at heart. 排斥和不愿意的原因倒不是因为他们兄妹对书屋有什么偏见,一来是因为那书店里的人都太可怕了;二来则是因为上次的事情他们兄妹二人对书店心里有着一股愧疚。 At this time, asking others to help, was really a little impudent and shameless. 这个时候,求别人帮忙,真的是有点厚颜无耻啊。 But, 但, Also can only not be concerned about face. 也只能不要脸了。 Qu Zhenzhen opened under the window to jump, has rushed to the street rapidly, rushed to the bookstore that side, the gate has locked, the ditch really really can only knock on a door. 渠真真翻开窗户之下跳了下去,飞速地奔过马路,冲到书店那边去,门已经锁了,渠真真直只能敲门。 After a while, wore the white gown just to take the bath old daoist is scratching the hair while walked to open the door. 过了一会儿,穿着白色袍子刚刚洗好澡的老道一边擦着头发一边走过来开了门。 , street opposite net younger sister.” “唔,街对面的网咖妹妹啊。” Although the ditch really real brother and sister have the guilty mood to the bookstore, after all that evening, Qu Zhenzhen was controlled beforehand by that old man, under the threat of old man, he chose the self-preservation, has not chosen to sacrifice itself to give the bookstore to give the message. 虽说渠真真兄妹二人对书店有愧疚情绪,毕竟那一晚,渠真真事先被那个老头控制住了,在老头的威胁之下,他选择了自保,没有去选择牺牲自己给书店传递消息。 But looks like the bookstore, this is not anything, in that environment, facing the old man of that rank, after Boss Zhou opened unparalleled can just result in him, others deliver the vegetable/dish. 但在书店这边看来,这都不算什么,在那个环境下,面对那种级别的老头,除了周老板开无双后能刚得过他,其他人都是送菜。 You requested a meeting by chance person to sacrifice for you for you lose one's life, 你要求一个萍水相逢的人为你牺牲为你送命, Also impractical. 也不切实际。 Our family/home, presented a monster, requested that you help.” “我们家,出现了一个怪物,请求你们帮忙。” Qu Zhenzhen lowers the head the plea to say. 渠真真低头恳求道。 Monster?” “怪物么?” old daoist scratches the head, 老道挠挠头, At this time, old daoist did not have to boast the heart very much oneself 500 years ago some war evil spirit honorable deed, but touched the chin to deliberately consider. 这个时候,老道很从心地没有吹嘘自己五百年前大战某妖物的“光荣事迹”,而是抚摸着下巴寻思着。 You under and others, I help you shout the person.” “你等下啊,我去帮你喊人。” „Don't you ............ you go?” “您…………您不去么?” Qu Zhenzhen gawked, 渠真真愣了一下, In her cognition, 在她的认知中, old daoist is an extra mundane person of high skill. 老道就是一个世外高人啊。 In the bookstore a small number of live people, 是书店里少数的活人, In particular, 确切地说, Initially when the ditch really really came to the bookstore attempted to find out the bookstore details, old permits also the corpse poisonously almost became the zombie, at that time, in bookstore only living person, was actually old daoist. 当初渠真真来书店企图摸清书店底细时,老许也中了尸毒几乎成了僵尸,在那个时候,书店里唯一的活人,其实就是老道了。 Moreover in that probe, 而且那一次试探中, Under mistake arising out of chance circumstances, 阴差阳错之下, old daoist made the profound impression in the ditch really real heart. 老道在渠真真的心底留下了深刻的印象。 ............ Don't I go?” “唔…………我去么?” old daoist continues to touch the chin, 老道继续抚摸着下巴, Reads female innumerable old daoist naturally to be able from the ditch really real eye to see that deducts own admiration and worship, where although his not clear this worships and admires comes. 阅女无数的老道自然能够从渠真真眼里看出那一抹对自己的景仰和崇拜,虽然他不清楚这崇拜和景仰是从哪里来的。 But old daoist consistently insisted that does not vacillate from the idea line, 老道一贯坚持从心路线不动摇, It looks like him to help these losing footing oldest younger sister 11 p.m. to 1 a.m, want to help several each time, but will often face to have a mind the weak aspect, therefore, has to receive the hand to go home. 就像是他在帮助那些失足大妹子时,每次都想多帮几个,但往往会面对有心无力的局面,也因此,不得不收手回家。 People, 人, Must a little compel the number. 要有点逼数啊。 This small role, has not been worth this poor Daoist making a move, this poor Daoist looks for a disciple ............ cough cough, under the place the monster beast, helping you solve that monster. „ “这点小角色,还不值得贫道出手,贫道上去找一个弟子…………咳咳,座下妖兽,帮你去解决一下那个怪物。“ Under place, monster beast?” “座下,妖兽?” The chilly sound conveys from old daoist together behind. 一道清冷的声音从老道身后传来。 old daoist body fiercely one stiff, 老道身体猛地一僵, Has turned head, 扭过头, Seeing stands in bar following little loli. 看见站在吧台后面的小luoli „Your you ............ weren't you sleep?” “你你你…………你不是上去睡觉了么?” old daoist astonished say/way. 老道惊愕道。 Before boss and Yingying entered the bedroom, little loli takes a bath immediately also rubs rests. 之前老板和莺莺进卧室了,小luoli马上洗完澡也去蹭睡了。 Is a little thirsty, pours water.” “有点口渴,下来倒杯水。” little loli stares at old daoist to approach, to ask step by step: 小luoli盯着老道一步一步地走近,问道: You just said, who is under your place the monster beast?” “你刚刚说,谁是你的座下妖兽?” Is dies to wait on, dies to wait on, hahahaha!!!!” “是死侍,死侍啦,哈哈哈哈!!!!” old daoist laughs. 老道大笑起来。 little loli no longer pays attention to old daoist, but looked to the ditch really real, monster?” 小luoli不再理会老道,而是看向了渠真真,“怪物?” Yes, monster, been able to kill monster.” Qu Zhenzhen said. “是的,怪物,杀不死的怪物。”渠真真说道。 Can't kill?” little loli knits the brows slightly, as if probably thought of anything, asked: Died to wait on, where goes to?” “杀不死?”小luoli微微皱眉,仿佛像是想到了什么,问道:“死侍,去哪里了?” Un?” “嗯?” old daoist also slightly one surprised, 老道也微微一愕, Right, 对啊, Had not just seen dead to wait on. 刚刚就没看见死侍啊。 Also does not blame everyone so not to care to the existence feeling of dying waiting on, 也不怪大家对死侍的存在感如此不在意, Frequently where can you pay attention to your family mosquito-repellent incense? 你会时刻注意你家蚊香在哪里么? little loli looked to street opposite net, smiles, you went.” 小luoli又看向了街对面的网咖,笑了笑,“你去吧。” old daoist scratched the head, complied. 老道挠挠头,应了下来。 Evidently, 看样子, That not being able to kill monster, 那个打不死的怪物, The big probability was not at the death of home to wait on. 大概率就是不在家的死侍了啊。 This bear child, 这熊孩子, How to run not making a sound, 怎么不声不响地跑出去了, Your father does not care, 你爹也不在意, Side your father your little mothers will not certainly care. 你爹身边的你的那些小妈当然也不会在意。 old daoist wants to follow to pass directly, but thinks or lets ditch really really slightly wait a moment, oneself went to change a formal dress Daoist robe. 老道本想直接跟着过去了,但想想还是让渠真真稍等一下,自己进去换了一身正装道袍。 The foot steps on the Qingyun boots, shoulders the peach wooden sword, the chest hangs the Eight Trigrams (gossip) mirror, the top of the head obstructs a day of crown, 脚踩青云靴,背负桃木剑,胸挂八卦镜,头顶遮天冠, If adds appropriate spirited BGM again ready ready is the style that the movie lead enters the stage. 如果再加一首合适激昂的BGM就妥妥是电影主角出场的画风。 little loli drinks water behind the bar, 小luoli在吧台后面喝了口水, Looks indifferently old daoist is shaking poss before entrance net Sister. 冷漠地看着老道在门口网咖小妹面前抖着poss。 She wants to remind old daoist, 她很想提醒老道, Generally in ghost film the flamboyant taoist priest or the monks are very sloppy images, that type seems like makes people think that he is very flamboyant, moreover is very difficult dead. 一般鬼片里牛逼的道士或者和尚都是很邋遢的形象,那种看上去就让人觉得他很牛逼,而且很难死。 But that appearance must seem like the hoyden to get married the same taoist priest monk often is the cannon fodder of that probe evil spirit depth, 而那种打扮得像是花姑娘出嫁一样的道士和尚往往是那种试探妖魔深浅的炮灰, Magnificent presence, dreary ending, 华丽的出场,再惨淡的收场, Basically is their fate. 基本就是他们的宿命。 Girl, front guides, the subdue demons eliminate the demon, is our correct path person bounden responsibility! “姑娘,前面带路,降妖除魔,正是吾辈正道人士义不容辞之责任! Our member, what to fear fight!!! ” 吾辈修士,何惧一战!!!” Eh ............ good.” “额…………好。” Qu Zhenzhen guides immediately, 渠真真马上去带路, Although this guides very near, 虽然这带路很近, Because is away from a street. 因为就隔着一条马路。 Under the ditch really really leads, opened the third floor door, stood pulled out talisman paper in following old daoist silently from the pants crotch position. 在渠真真带领下,推开了三楼的门,站在后面的老道默默地从裤裆位置掏出了符纸 Provides against contingencies, 以防万一, Provides against contingencies, 以防万一, Although is dies to wait on most likely does here strangely, 虽然十有八九是死侍在这里搞怪, But if doesn't die to wait on? 但万一不是死侍呢? old daoist is clear, own Eight Trigrams (gossip) mirror and an actor spell on to buy many. 老道清楚,自己的八卦镜和一身的行头都是拼多多上买来的。 If useful, this is most shocking! 如果有用的话,这才是最让人震惊的! Therefore, no matter has what accident/surprise, at least this symbol can also go against one, the boss they opposite of the street, oneself shouted a throat in any case when the time comes, the reinforcements can immediately. 所以,不管出现什么意外,至少这张符还能顶一顶,反正老板他们就在街对面,到时候自己喊一嗓子,援军马上就能到。 The gate shoved open, 门推开了, Qu Zhenzhen was shocked, 渠真真愣住了, old daoist is a face is pleasantly surprised. 老道则是一脸惊喜。 What old daoist pleasant surprise is, 老道惊喜的是, Wa card! 哇卡卡卡! Truly is dies to wait on! 确实是死侍! Own roommate! 自己室友啊! Did not fear that does not fear! 不怕了不怕了! Qu Zhenzhen is shocked because of the Elder Brother, unexpectedly with dying to wait on to sit together, keeps choosing the gu insect to deliver dead to wait on the mouth to eat to him. 渠真真震惊则是因为自家哥哥,竟然和死侍坐在一起,不停地选择蛊虫送到死侍嘴边给他吃。 Own Elder Brother still smiles there. 自家哥哥还在那里微笑。 Elder Brother?” “哥?” Qu Zhenzhen shouts. 渠真真喊道。 The ditch raised the head obviously, sees the younger sister as well as behind old daoist. 渠明明抬起头,看见妹妹以及身后的老道 Where the demon, secure dares wreaks havoc human world, eats my old Sun...... to eat this poor Daoist sword!” “何方邪魔,安敢肆虐人间,吃俺老孙……吃贫道一剑!” old daoist lifted the peach wooden sword direct stamp to die to wait on. 老道举着桃木剑直接戳向了死侍。 Dies to wait on dull sits in same place, 死侍呆呆愣愣地坐在原地, Looks that the old daoist peach wooden sword resisted own belly. 看着老道的桃木剑抵住了自己的肚子。 He knows old daoist, after seeing old daoist, unexpectedly also prepares to stand grinningly. 他是认识老道的,见到老道后,居然还笑嘻嘻地准备站起来。 old daoist goes forward immediately, holds the neck that died to wait on, will then draw is dying to wait on will draw back in the future. 老道马上上前,一把抓住了死侍的脖子,而后强拉着死侍往后退。 Dies to wait on to think that old daoist is playing the game with him, does not revolt, was grabbed by old daoist like this will draw back in the future. 死侍以为老道在和他玩游戏,也不反抗,就这样被老道抓着往后退。 Demon already by this poor Daoist uniform/subdue!!!” “邪魔已经被贫道制服!!!” old daoist exclaimed. 老道吼道。 Mother, 妈嘢, Quite crisp! 好爽啊! Especially when has the audience, is very crisp! 尤其在有观众的时候,很爽! Naturally, 当然, What is crispest is the demon or own roommate! 最爽的是邪魔还是自己的室友! The old daoist card heart, had not actually proven a life , can only enjoy the dry/does addiction by this way. 老道一直有一颗证道的心,却没证道的命,也只能靠这种方式过过干瘾了。 Un, 嗯, He wants to eliminate the demon to defend traditional moral principles also is actually very convenient, 他想除魔卫道其实也很方便, In the reading room one pile of demon bad ideas can make him hit, 书屋里一堆邪魔歪道可以让他打, But the issue is, 但问题是, He does not dare. 他不敢啊。 This demon needs this poor Daoist belt/bring to go back to refine, the common utensil cannot kill him, this poor Daoist asks to be excused in advance!” “这邪魔需要贫道带回去炼化,寻常器物杀不死他,贫道先行告退!” Saying, this poor Daoist is dying to wait in drawing walks out. 说着,贫道就拉着死侍往外走。 Daoist priest, wait/etc.!” Qu Zhenzhen stopped by calling old daoist, service charge.” “道长,等等!”渠真真喊住了老道,“劳务费。” oh, does not need, to defend traditional moral principles except the demon, the itself is this poor monk...... oh no, is the responsibility of this poor Daoist, receiving money is not good. ,不必了,除魔卫道,本就是贫僧……哦不,是贫道的责任,收钱就不好了。 Naturally, if you really want, tomorrow morning can go to the bookstore to buy the books of such several car(riage)s to go back to have a look, considers purely to the incense and candle money. 当然,你如果实在想要的话,明早可以去书店买这么几车的书回去看看,纯当是给点香火钱。 Also, hold your steps, do not deliver, is not far, is not far. ” 还有,留步,别送了,不远,不远。” old daoist draws is dying to wait on to rush to go home. 老道拉着死侍赶忙回家。 After having net, old daoist also keeps the wool chestnut that knocks is dying to wait on: 等出了网咖后,老道还不停地敲着死侍的毛栗子: Gallbladder was fat, oneself ran away secretly the main house gate, I told you, now outside slave trader are many, was kidnapped and sold in the ravine to go carefully, when marrying in son-in-law. “胆儿肥了啊,自己偷偷跑出家门,我跟你讲,现在外面人贩子多,小心被拐卖到山沟里去当上门女婿 When the time comes just like your father, unpromising. ” 到时候跟你爹一样,没出息。” Came back.” “回来了啊。” Ahhhhhh!!!!!” 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!” old daoist frightens the body to start the convulsion to get up, 老道吓得身体开始痉挛起来, Because the boss greater part of the night has not hugged Yingying to sleep on the bed unexpectedly, 因为老板居然大半夜地没有在床上搂着莺莺睡觉, Unexpectedly stood in the bookstore entrance. 居然站在了书店门口。 Boss, how don't you sleep?” “老板,你怎么不睡觉去呢?” Looks with the smoke pulls out, listening to forest can/but to say definitely to wait on to run, came to see.” “下来找跟烟抽一下,听林可说死侍跑出去了,就来看看。” oh, all right, Boss, he was led by me.” ,没事儿,老板,他被我带回来了。” Dies to wait on to look at Zhou Ze, starts to laugh foolishly, reading room people, his most intimate Zhou Ze. 死侍看着周泽,开始傻笑,书屋众人,他最亲近周泽 Zhou Ze puts out a hand the head that patted to wait on, smiles, went back to rest, next time without my permission, will not permit to leave the bookstore range.” 周泽伸手拍了拍死侍的头,笑了笑,“回去休息吧,下次没我的允许,不准离开书店范围。” Died to wait on to nod very much cleverly, goes upstairs. 死侍很乖巧地点点头,上楼去了。 old daoist also finds time to steal into the reading room, 老道也抽空想溜进书屋, But quick, 但很快, The Zhou Ze’s sound resounds: 周泽的声音响起: I hear ............ “我听说…………” Boss, the hygienic city founded successfully! News that this poor Daoist read specially!!!” “老板,卫生城市创建成功了!贫道特意看的新闻!!!” old daoist immediately reported. 老道马上报告道。 oh, I said is not this, read yesterday's newspaper, might found the cultured and civilized city.” ,我说的不是这个,看昨天的报纸,好像又要创建文明城市了。” Cultured and civilized city?” old daoist has an unclear premonition, what can cultured and civilized city make?” “文明城市?”老道有种不详的预感,“文明城市要做什么?” Must clean up.” “还是要打扫卫生吧。”
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